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dommevenuss · 9 months

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Dabi x dom!gn! Reader

Note: A chastity cage can be something so personal. I’m starting Kinktober with something soft n sweet🥰

You once off-handedly compared Dabi to a stray cat, specifically the transition of stray cat to house cat. You, in his arms, cuddled into his chest and idly rubbing your hands through his hair. ‘True peace’, he remembers thinking. An ideology, a concept, an option he had never considered even being available for him so he chuckled a little bit and agreed. The conversation pushed into the back of his mind as he hugged you a little tighter and breathed you in a little deeper.

But when, once again, you off handedly talk about him wearing something of possession, something that links him to you always. He ponders back to this conversation, laughing a little about it internally. There was no direct connection but still. He continues to think about what you could possibly mean and Dabi’s *cool* with it.He mysterious, nonchalant, (dramatic) and even as comfortable as he was with you, it’s a defense mechanism. A smirk grows on his face and he once more holds you in his arms and agrees. “That’s hot, doll. Wanna make sure everybody know I’m taken?”

“Of course, can’t have my pet walking around without a collar, now can i?” And of course you laugh and stare at him with so much adoration that he can’t help but to kiss you, hoping that his feelings will be able to convey through the gentle dance of your lips. And through this, once more the conversation is pushed to the back of his mind.

It only a few week later when he comes back from where ever, doing whatever is when you show him the item of possession. After a nice shower/wipe down and a warm meal, you have him sitting on the couch in his grey sweats and black tee, seemingly relaxed. But he notices your nervousness as you crack your knuckle and play with his hands. His eyes dart to you and he watches, waits patiently for you to speak.

“Do you remember about the conversation we had about the,” you pause and take a deep breath. “About something you can wear that shows your taken? I know that you wouldn’t want anything to flashy and i know a ring wouldn’t be the best option because of your job and-“

“Doll you’re rambling.” He chuckles. He keeps firm on your hand, hoping to ground you as you do normally during more intimate times. You smile and laugh. “I guess i am”

You bring his hand to your lips, pressing a soft kiss to the intersection of the healthy and hurt skin. It was unfair the effect you had on him, it was unfair the way you wormed through his heart and made him feel emotions he thought he shoved down far long ago. He hoped you wouldn’t look up and look at the light dust pink that spread across the healthy flesh of the apples of his cheeks.

“It’s a cage, a sliver cage that wraps around your dick when you’re limp.” You say, finally looking up at him. You’re gauging his reaction he realizes, scooping it out to see if it’s a definite no. “You can still pee of course and I’ll have the key. It wont be all the time, whenever you want it off, it’s off. Period.”

You once again surprised him, pulling this out of your sleeve like a magic trick. As if him letting down his guards this quick and being this comfortable this quick wasn’t enough , you pull this. He wants to laugh because the craziest part about this is, is the fact that he would let you, he *is* going to let you. He is not the fondest of having to sit to piss however, but this wasn’t about minor inconveniences. This was about being yours through and through, soul, mind and body. You had him already. But if this is what you wanted for security. For him to show you that he was yours, that he would burn down the world if you so ask, then so be it.

So he nods.

“Baby, i need a verbal response.” You whisper, leaning in towards him. He doesn’t know when he looked away but now he’s forced to look you in his eyes as he whispers a “whatever makes you happy doll” and with that you slosh your lips against his. You push him down softly, continuing the soft dance. Your hands, your lips, your scent, your everything filling all 5 senses. He loses himself in you and allows you to take control.

“Aren’t i suppose to be limp?” The last rational thought he has before you pull orgasm after orgasm from him.

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Happy was an understatement as your eyes glazed over his body. His chest raised with each deep breathe he took, his dick limp and covered with his fluids and his face? His face was angelic, lidded blue eyes staring at you as if you hung the stars yourself, his cheeks tinted pink, his lips pretty n bruised from your ruthless lips. He was a gift to you from the universe and, god, were you grateful.

You sit on the bed to his side, his eyes following your every move as you reveal the silver cage.

“Do you remember when i said i wanted to get you something that you could always wear? A reminder that i was always with you.” You say with a soft smile. He nods.” This is a chastity cage. Are you still okay with this? Give me your saftey taps if you are.”

He reaches out and taps your thigh three times for green before reaching for your hand. Such a simple gesture but it filled you with warmth, knowing where you started at with Dabi. You couldn’t help but place a kiss on his hand before moving to his face, kissing each eyelid, his nose, each cheek and ending with a kiss on his lips. And when you pull back, you move once more between his legs, opening them up with such gentleness and care.

You grab the damp rag and clean the mess around his thighs, his stomach and his limp dick. He lets out a soft whine as you slide it on.

“Shh baby, i got you. I got you” you whisper as you put it on quickly, kissing his knee. It locks with a satisfying click, and as you put the key around your neck, you stare at it with pride. “So good for me Touya, so good.”

He reaches for your hand again and you grasp it, grabbing a water bottle on the night stand before finally indulging him in the physical affection he craved afterwards. He’s rest his face in his neck and clings to your body as your hand combs through his hair. A quiet laugh leaves your mouth followed by a smile when your eyes land on the black hole in your sheets. You’re going to have to replace them again but in sense, this is him making his presence known and could you really be mad when this is a product of your love? The stray kitty finally found a home and a person they could trust with their heart and body.

#dabi x reader #dabi smut #dabi x black reader #dom reader #sub dabi #sub character #touya todoroki #kinktober

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miasmaclockworks · 3 months

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Inhale (killk me)

kinito pet au ideas (all mine now)

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#kinitopet #kinito my beloved #kinito pet au #kinito pet #kinito #etc #kinito au #please don't steal #im watching you fools #yer fools

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moth---4 · 4 months

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Commision Info! [updated 1/12/2024]

See bottom of post for additional refrences!

○Commisions are ALWAYS open and I almost always have same day (24hr) delivery! I post my sfw art on tumblr and my nsfw art in an 18+ furry art site called e621. You can reach out to me through tumblr messages, discord, e6 messages, and telegram. Please read terms of use at bottom.

Tumblr: moth---4

Discord: oopsie-gay

Telegram: @oopsiethatsgay

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Prices are generally SET but there may be slight increases for very complex designs or scenes though this is rare.

I offer quite a large variety of things but if its not on the list please do not ask. The list is made for both your and my convenience.

○Fullbody- 65 (+30 for additional character #1, + 65 for ever character after)

○Halfbody-45 (+20 for additional characters)

○Icon-15 (no additional characters, intended for profile picture)

These are fully rendered (shaded) and have additional details to polish them.

These include a simple pattern or solid color background (like a pride flag or sunset)

Backgrounds can be added but they can vary wildly in price depending on what youd like. Example 1, a character at a cafe, with full veiw of desert display case and tables, +40-50. Example 2, a character on a couch, nothing but the back wall and a sliver of a coffee table, +20

Reference sheets are another can of worms! These can take much longer than regular commisions given the time and attention to detail needed sometimes.

○Furry Ref 80 Includes 2 veiws, front and back, along with a small pelt display generally used if clothes or pose is obstructing design, and both hand and feet paws, mouth, and eyes, and wings shown seperately if needed . Aside from that colors and name will be displayed.

○Big Pony Ref ((mare BASE only)) 65 (Includes 4 veiws of the pony and some additional boxes to showcase expressions. The cutie mark and colors will be displayed)

○Small Pony Ref 20 Any screenshot from the mlp show edited to fit your pony! Will NOT include background just your guy!

Telegram stickers are a new addition to my commision list! They come in PACKS and can not be bought individually. To clarify, these are emoji like stickers used in the messaging app Telegram and are NOT physically printed or intended to be printed.

○3 pack 20

○5 pack 25

○10 pack 35

Customs are CURRENTLY CLOSED but Ill keep the info up. They have one (1!) veiw with colors and are not as polished as my regular art. They are NOT shaded so that the design can have accurate colors showcased. Just because they are not polished does not mean low effort.

○Pony- 25

○Pony-(ON BASE) 25

○Furry- 70

(Sexual content warning ahead, purely to list what Im okay with drawing NO VISUALS) Scroll to the "🌟" to skip to Terms of use

YEAH OKAYS!

Sexual art (I have an e6 for a reason lol)

Nudity in any capacity

Blood

MILD gore

Marijuana usage

(For full list of spicy content thats allowed just dm!)

NO THANK YOUS!

Mecha

Human (including humanoids like anime cat girls)

Foot fetish

Pregnancy

Scat, pee, or barf

Vore

Age play

Fat fetish (normal overweight characters welcome! Just no fetish art)

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Thank you for reading!! The TOS is next Id appreciate if you looked at that as well before messaging me

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My art can and will be posted wherever I please though I will not take credit for your character. You may use my art for profile pictures, backgrounds or PERSONAL use with credit. My art may NOT be used for anything commercial including youtube videos in any capacity, twitch stream layouts, subscriber, donation or sub alerts. You may not print, sell, or produce any merchandise with my art regardless of if its intended for personal use.

You can post the artwork anywhere or use it on your profile as long as there is CLEAR and OBVIOUS credit to me with a link of some kind. You canot use the art for profit, that includes prints, merchandise or use in videos or games in any capacity. You may not edit the work or remove the watermark.

No refunds! Due to my fast work pace and 24 hour turnaround, refunds are not an option as I would lose money and time on my work. If you are unsure of my limits, being fetishes or anything else please just ask. It will save alot of trouble to just be open and communicate. If clear communication is not recived, and the art is not up to your standards because of it, that is on you. I will always sends work in progress things and you must request changes when I give opportunities.

A small fee will be put in place for changes.

And one final word, I can and WILL take legal action if you attemt to profit from my work. Please understand this is my livelyhood and primary source of income.

Thank you for considering me for commisions! I really appreciate all of you that make my dream job possible

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rubykgrant · 1 month

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can we see your pitbull 🥺🥺🥺

Here he is! (I had to wait for somebody to visit who actually has a phone that takes pictures). His name is Zeya (sounds like "Isiah" without the I). I also call him "My precious, pitiful, pretty-ful pitbull"~ He's about 13 now, but we got him right before he turned 2. He lived with my step-brother's family, but they were moving to a place where they couldn't keep pets, so we took him in, and feel in love with him~ He was raised around a baby and a toddler, so he's very friendly and tolerant with little kids and other small animals. If you play with him, and he accidentally bumps you too hard or something, as soon as he hears "Ow", he stops, and shows you his belly as an apology.

We also found kittens that a stray cat had under the house, and we still have one (she's about 10), and they love each other. Sometimes the kitty steals his bed, and he doesn't do anything about, he just lays on the floor (so I pick her up like a pizza and plop her into her own kitty-bed. she just keeps purring). They both know the word "walk", and will stay with me when I take them outside, or stroll through the woods behind the house. He knows a lot of other words too, including "bath". I tease him sometimes, asking- "Do you want a BATH? What if I give you a BATH?", and he does this wiggle-worm routine to tell me NO... but if I take his collar off, he knows it is real (and he still comes a long for the bath, he's just all slow about it. he LOVES when we're done, because then I towel him off, and he's SO HAPPY). The kitty watches every time, fascinated and uncertain why he gets this strange "water ritual" haha.

He loves having his collar; he treats it like a grand honor. When he get him a new one, he gets all EXCITED, doing his little tap-dance as he waits for it. He have his license on it, and also some old keys (that don't go to anything), so we can hear the jingle noise as he runs around (if I let him out at night to pee, and call for him, I can hear the keys jingle before I even see him, so I know he's listening and is coming back).

He has a very specific little "howling" sound he makes, where he goes- "AWOOO-woo-woo-woo-wooooooo!", which is his way to communicate- "I am very happy! Be happy with me!", and it makes us laugh, so he knows we're happy too. He also does a specific thing when he wants to let people know- "I have bone! Don't try to take it from me!" when he wants you to actually get it and throw it; he brings the bone over in his mouth, and makes this muffled warble noise (I've heard him actually bark like normal with a stick or bone in his mouth, so I know this noise is on purpose). I play "where's your bone?" by asking him to go get one of his chew bones, and after he brings it to me, I hide it somewhere in the house. He remembers the "usual" hiding places and checks those first, but will eventually sniff-out the new hiding spot. Sometimes the kitty will be up on the couch or a chair while he looks, and when he walks by, she baps at him with her paws.

He takes his job as Guard Dog very seriously, so if he thinks something Bad is Outside, he wants to bark and go chase it. In general, we don't really care if there are raccoons or whatever out there, and just tell him to hush (he has no sense of self-preservation if he thinks he is "defending" us, and we would rather he NOT get his face scratched up by some wild critter). While he likes to let everybody know "This is MY property!", once he gets done barking, he loves having visitors and making friends. We doesn't need to walk on a leash at the house, but I've trained him to walk with me at my pace when I take him other places, and he understands usual commands like sit/stay (plus all the tricks like shake/speak/etc), and for vet visits I've taught "Hold still" and "Let me see" so he's very good at being looked-over. People have marveled at how "polite" he is when he gently takes a treat from their hands.

He's such a sweet boy, with so many funny little habits and quirks. He loves attention, and while he usually has a lot of excited energy, he's very cute when he's all calm... a few times, I have let him cuddle with me on the couch, and when he falls asleep, he has dreams that make him twitch and yip (which is VERY funny to feel when the dog is sprawled across your chest and tummy). Oh, he also knows the word "medicine", which applies to anything he either has to take (like a pill), or the whole process of disinfecting a scratch/getting bandaged (he doesn't understand what it all means, but he trusts me to take care of him, and knows I must be trying to help). We're making sure he has a nice long, happy life! We love him so much~

#ask #answer #dogs #my pets #pitbull

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smolcinnamonchipmunk · 1 year

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Obligatory Beach Episode

(Dawn of the final day, and I fucking made it, baby! I didn’t get the chance to draw any mers, but I got this out at least. I hope this is good enough, though I know Azul didn’t have much of a role in this. Maybe one day I’ll write the poor boy something just for him.

Anyways! Happy Mermay!)

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TW/CW: Vore mention, near drowning

“Is it too late to say I hate the beach?” Syn grimaced as they felt more grains of sand worm into their sneakers.

Unlike them, Azul and the twins were undeterred by the beach edge with Jade looking back at them with an amused smile.

“Pray tell, why are you joining us then?” he asked, hand to his chin. They didn’t miss the way he and Floyd shared a glance, the latter grinning widely to show off his sharp teeth.

“Yeah, Little Shrimpy,” Floyd slowed his pace enough to hover beside Syn, leaning down with his hands in his swim trunk pockets while they tilted away from his intentional looming. “Why’re you joining us?”

“YOU,” Syn growled, planting their hands on his upper arm and trying to shove him away. The eel man let himself be pushed to the side with a snicker, lazily straightening from his playful stumble. “Know exactly why I’m joining, you absolute twat muffin.”

The slightly taller twin had pounded on the already rickety door of Ramshackle until Syn opened it, at which point they had been promptly picked up and squeezed by him. He had said that he and Jade were going swimming, and that he really, really, REALLY wanted them to join, and if they refused then he’d just ‘have to find Crabby or take Baby Seal’. That fucking cat was their weakness, and the twins knew it.

“You’re more than welcome to head back. Though, I’m not sure if Floyd or Jade would let that happen,” Azul said. “You should be honored that you’re being let into the private beach area reserved for the Housewarden. If it wasn’t at the twins request, I’d be charging you for such an experience, you know.”

Despite the twins wearing only ocean themed swim trunks, and flip flops in Jade’s case, the light-gray haired man had swim trunks in the Octavinelle colors and a button-up short-sleeved shirt with a tentacle design. Syn didn’t question it or make a comment when they’d been dragged over. After all, they were wearing their own oversized swim trunks, a baggy T-shirt, and binder (meant for swimming and exercise, of course).

“Right, honored,” Syn replied, following the trio around a corner of outcropping rocks where the rocky cliffs around the area curled around a bay. The private Housewarden beach. Glancing at the water warily, they asked, “There’s no Stonefish or Cigarette Snails, right? I’m not liable to take one bad step and die to a Man of War, right?”

“Worry not,” Jade spoke up, striding up to a section of beach and placing down a bag of items he’d brought. Towels and extra swim trunks peeked out from the open zipper, with the glint of something else that Syn wasn’t nosy enough to care about. He turned to smirk at the lone human. “Aside from us, all the marine life in Octavinelle is harmless and tame compared to the actual variety that resides in real oceans.”

“Yeah, can’t have random students and visitors going in the water and potentially suing the school if a little barracuda bites them,” Floyd snapped his jaws slightly to accentuate his point. “Besides, even if you get stung, we can totally try the human thing and pee on it.”

“Piss on me, and I cut your dick off,” Syn said, crossing their arms over their chest. “Besides, that doesn’t work.”

“It doesn’t? Oh, well.” Floyd shrugged, before stretching and loudly adding, “Enough chit-chat, let’s get in the water already!”

Syn had forgotten that, while this was a magical world/dimension unlike their own, clothes just didn’t meld when merpeople changed form. They were reminded rather suddenly as Floyd whooped and TORE off his swim trunks, charging into the water as his skin began to change color. That explained the extra trunks in Jade’s bag.

Of course, they quickly averted their gaze on instinct, raising a hand to the side of their face to block the ocean from their peripherals and tried to ignore the startled redness that they could feel on their face. Jade chuckled at them but thankfully walked out of their field of view while a large splash was caused by Floyd behind them. Without much else to look at, their eyes fell on Azul, who sat on one of a few beach chairs they hadn’t really noticed with his own small bag of items.

“So, remind me. Why do you come to the beach if you’re not getting in the water,” Syn asked, ignoring the sound of water being displaced.

“Because,” Azul raised an eyebrow at their question. He pulled out a business book from his bag and settled in the chair. “As Jade and Floyd insisted, time away from the office is required to keep one’s efficiency and work ethic high.”

“You were dragged here too, weren’t you?”

Azul’s face purpled slightly in embarrassment, but he was saved from having to reply by Jade.

“Oh, Prefect. You’re welcome to look now. We’re ‘decent’ by human standards,” the man called out, amusement still lining his voice.

“Thank you,” Syn called back, lowering their hand from their face and looking to the ocean. They could see Jade floating a little ways from the beach, probably where it was deep enough to allow his lengthy tail room. Floyd wasn’t anywhere to be seen, but they tried to now concern themself with the fact since they didn’t plan on going very deep and would see the more rambunctious twin before he could reach them.

They gave a glance back to Azul, but he’d taken the opportunity to bury his face in his book, making them shrug and walk to the water’s edge. Absentmindedly, they started looking for shells to fill their swim trunk pockets. Maybe they’d find a scallop or something else curious in the shallows.

Syn walked along the edge of the beach for several minutes, occasionally crouching to get a better look at the shells that lined the shallow sands. They weren’t abundant enough to carpet the sand, but there was still a very good amount of shells to look through. Picking through a few more flat shells, they grabbed a small conch shell and saw the legs of a hermit crab retreat inside.

“Oh shit. My bad little guy,” they murmured quietly despite knowing the creature wouldn’t understand them at all.

“LITTLE SHRIMPY!”

“AAAH!” Syn cried out in surprise at a violent splash nearby, falling back in the water and flinging the poor hermit crab deeper into the water. Floyd had breached the water about six feet away where they sat, his head and shoulders out of the water as he glowered at them from the slightly deeper water, ‘standing’ on his arms while his tail drifted behind him. “Floyd, what the fuck?!”

“You said you were gonna come swimming with us, but all you’ve done is look at shells,” the eel man whined, grabbing one of the shells and chucking it to the side. “It’s BORING waiting for you to finish!”

“Hey, I said I would ‘go to the beach’ with you guys,” Syn stood up and tried to shake off as much water from themself as they could. They hadn’t really planned to actually get any deeper than their thighs, maximum. “I never told you I was going SWIMMING, and you agreed to those terms when you dragged me out here.”

Floyd glared at them, teeth baring in a displeased scowl at the word trickery. A snort from Azul in the beach chairs drew both Floyd and Syn’s attention for a moment before Jade popped up right beside his brother, an almost impressed expression on his face.

“Oh dear,” Jade chuckled, looking sideways at Floyd. “Seems like they’ve learned how to be careful with their promises.”

“Don’t make it sound like you guys didn’t have a hand in that,” Syn crossed their arms over their chest and raised an eyebrow at the twins. From personal experience, if they didn’t word certain things properly, they were VERY liable to be taken advantage of in this school by a fair number of people. Including the three accompanying them right now.

“That doesn’t matter!” Floyd’s tail slapped out of the water to smack back down onto Jade’s, unhappy with Jade comment. “What matters is I ‘persuaded’ Little Shrimpy to come, and they’re not even getting in the water!”

“You know, tell you what,” Syn bent down and splashed a wave towards Floyd to get his attention, the eel man giving them a look that would probably have them ready to bolt if he wasn’t currently restricted by circumstance. Hell, he tried to thrash closer and scowled when they stepped back. Placing their hands on their hips they declared, “I’ll join you guys deeper in the water.”

Floyd’s glower quickly gave way to an excitable grin, but they raised their hand before he could get too happy about it.

“IF,” they stressed the word with a growing smug smile. “Azul changes into his merform.”

Both the twins eyes widened in surprise at their ‘terms’, but what caught Syn’s attention was Azul behind them.

“WHAT?” he asked, quickly looking up from his business book to give them a startled look.

“But that’ll NEVER happen!” Floyd exclaimed, flopping onto his side with a hearty splash that drew Syn’s attention back to him and glaring at them.

“Exactly,” they gave a shit-eating grin and crossed their arms over their chest, narrowing their eyes at having the upper hand for once against the man. They could never get away with being so brazen when he was more than willing to lift them off the ground and stick them in a rafter. So confident in their standing, they placed a hand to their chest and smugly added, “I know you fuckers inside and out at this point! And while I might not know everything about you guys, I know that there’s no way in HELL that-.”

“I’ll do it.”

Syn froze, their brain short-circuiting for a few seconds because they were INCREDIBLY caught off guard by the interjection by the mer-octopus still human on the beach chairs. Very quickly, a rush of adrenaline and panic flooded through them as they whirled around and exclaimed, “You’ll WHAT?!”

Azul blinked in slight surprise at their reaction, but smiled back with his own slightly mischievous expression as he repeated, “I said, ‘I’ll do it’.”

“What do you mean ‘you’ll do it’,” they asked, mind in denial at having their foolproof ultimatum crumble around them so easily. Denial gave way to anger. “Didn’t you fucking say that you hated your merform after your overblot, even though I tried to tell you that it looked good, and you were like ‘Noo, no one needs to see me like that’?!”

“I did,” Azul’s ears tinged purple and Syn worried for a moment that they went a bit far, but he brushed it off as he continued. “But the look on your face as you lose a supposedly surefire gamble is priceless. Besides, Floyd still wants to play with you, and if you make him wait until the twins are out of the water, you’ll regret it.”

“Hell yeah!” A series of loud splashes preceded two hands grabbing their wrist as Floyd took advantage of their shock. They jolted and looked down in surprise, the eel grinning toothily up at them. “Now you have to join us, Little Shrimpy!”

“Floyd!” Syn yelped in panicked surprise as the man started to use his lengthy tail to drag himself back towards the water deeper than their knees, dragging them along with, the water going from shin to thigh height too fast for their liking. Jade floated behind Floyd where he was staring at them like a cat patiently waiting for a mouse to venture closer. “Stop grabbing my arm! He hasn’t even changed y-ET!”

They cried out as Floyd yanked their arm with enough force that they fell back into the water.

Salt water surged over them quicker than they could even think of trying to take a breath, the environment a blur of shades of blue and yellow as they were dragged deeper into the water. There were other colors, probably from coral or wildlife, but this metaphorical train wasn't stopping to let them take in anything. They didn't realize how fast the eels could be despite having 'ridden' with them in Scarabia that one time.

Syn was being pulled so fast that they couldn't even really try to do anything but focus on how their lungs hurt or how their ears popped several times with a change in pressure. They wondered if Floyd understood that humans didn't thrive under the water or if he was trying to kill them.

By the time everything slowed down to allow them a glimpse of colorful corals and what looked like a cave entrance surrounded by a shipwreck, they found themself choking back a breath, several bubbles escaping their lips as their lungs ached for air that was dozens of meters above at this point. Even if they could try to wriggle out of Floyd’s sharp-nailed grasp, they’d never reach the surface in time to catch their breath and strength.

Floyd let go of their arm and drifted in front of them, talking animatedly. But, his voice was muffled and they couldn’t focus on anything but his face, watching his expression fall a bit as Jade swam into view and said something to him.

Syn’s vision began to spot and darken at the edges, closing their eyes against the pain in their chest from lack of oxygen. They tried to bite their lip to keep what little air they had in their lungs but they couldn’t stop the involuntary whine that left their throat with the last of their air.

Something was pressed to their lips and they inhaled-drank a concoction that spilled into their mouth, gagging a bit at the vaguely familiar taste from it that they couldn’t quite place.

After a couple of seconds, they coughed and tried to push the unknown bottle away, coughing and panting as it was batted away from their mouth. It took them several seconds to realize that, not only could they breathe now, but they could focus on the voices nearby. They realized Azul had followed the twins and them.

“-ou trying to kill them?!”

“I thought they could handle a bit of time under the water,” Floyd’s voice cut through their consciousness as they shook off their daze and confusion. He had his arms crossed over his chest when they managed to focus, obviously unhappy under Azul's scrutiny, who floated beside him. "It's not my fault they can't go a few minutes without air."

"Remember, Floyd," Jade spoke up, shaking his head in amusement like his brother had made a minor mistake rather than almost drowned someone. "Humans are embarrassingly weak in the water, and Syn doesn't even have magic."

"I can hear you, asshole," Syn hissed, finishing their coughing fit with a weak glare at the eel. They tried to ignore the anxiety that came with seeing just how lengthy both of the twins were.

"Oh? Dear me, that wasn't meant for your ears," Jade replied, giving them a coy smile.

“Sure it wasn’t,” they scowled, much to the amusement of him. They yelped as Floyd moved in a blur of teal, finding themself feeling like they were suffocating once again as he used his lengthy tail to wrap around their waist and legs, crushing them with both arms and tail. “F-Floyd!”

“Heehee, now that you’re fine, we can show you around!” the rambunctious eel exclaimed right by their ear, pressing his cheek against theirs and giving them a small squeeze.

“I’m not gonna be fine if you keep crushing me!”

“And I can show you some of my favorite tunnels and caves,” Jade added, drifting in front of them and making them feel like being in an enclosed space with him was a worse idea than just being in the water with both eels lurking around.

“At least have the sense to give them SOME kind of reprieve before you two torment them some more,” Azul sighed, looking exasperated and a bit out of breath. If Syn thought about it, he must have had to do the octopus equivalent of an impressive sprint to catch up with Floyd. “And please remember that the water-breathing potion lasts five hours, so don’t try to keep them in some sort of hiding spot to keep them here.”

“Is that an actual concern I should have?!” Syn asked, the thought of being KIDNAPPED not really crossing their mind. They didn’t think Jade would actually do it, but Floyd was so much of a wild card that part of them felt like that fit him a little bit too much.

“Aww, Little Shrimpy can handle a bit of playing,” Floyd replied to Azul, Syn’s question entirely ignored. Still, he thankfully uncoiled from around them, letting them drift to the seafloor as he swam to a piece of broken wreckage sticking out of the sand and draped on the wood.

“Thank you,” they sighed in relief at being released, able to take a deep ‘breath’. Looking at Azul, they asked, “Do you usually carry around a bottle of water-breathing?”

“No. I added it to my bag when I found out Floyd went to Ramshackle to get you.”

“Ah. Yeah, that tracks,” Syn glanced to the side at the eel in question, who just flashed them a toothy grin from his perch. They just glared at him for a second before turning their attention back to Azul. They couldn’t help but glance him over, restraining their intrigue to avoid being weird or out of line. They were intrigued about the twins as well, but they hadn’t wanted to get overly curious for several reasons. “Thanks for packing that. Guess I owe you for that since the deal was just to go in the water and you turn into yourself. Look good though.”

“Think nothing of it,” the octo-mer replied, placing a hand to his chest smugly as he took in their thanks now that the threat of them dying wasn’t in the cards currently. “I’m generous enough to not place you in my debt for such an item.”

“You’re just saying I don’t owe you because Floyd almost drowned me,” they snorted, yelping when Jade leaned over their shoulder and stopped them from jolting away by blocking their other side with his tail. They hadn’t even realized the eel drifted from view at some point.

“Come now,” he said, black streak of hair drifting by the side of their face with his proximity. The already cool water felt colder with a chill of dread down their spine. “While Floyd can get a little overzealous, you don’t give yourself enough credit. You’re able to handle far more than you realize.”

“I think that you’re giving me TOO much credit and both of you are going to kill me one day. Either on purpose or accident, depending on which one does it,” Syn retorted, trying to see if they could slip from between Jade and his tail out to more open water.

“Mmmm, perhaps,” Jade noticed and shifted his tail closer to them, placing a hand on their shoulder to keep them in place. He didn’t coil around them or do anything, but he didn’t need to. He never really did. While Floyd was oppressively suffocating, Jade was terrifyingly looming. “I do wish I’d had the foresight to bring some shrinking potion. I can smell you better in the water and your heart is beating delightfully quick.”

“Ugh, do you and Rook have some kind of bet going on where you both try to say the weirdest fucking thing to me?” they asked, risking it and placing their hand against the eel's face to try and push him away. If it was Floyd, they would have definitely been bitten. Instead, their fingertips were nipped at, something that made them recoil instinctively and Jade chuckle.

“Ah well, there’s always next time.” Once more, a comment of theirs was ignored as the eel allowed himself to be pushed away and gracefully swam out of their bubble.

Only for them to be charged at and tackled, Syn finding themself once more embraced by Floyd as he probably decided he was bored just watching from his wooden perch.

“Ack, Floyd!”

“No need to wait for next time to eat Little Shrimpy,” Floyd said happily, hugging them to himself and biting their shoulder. “We can do it now!”

“OW! Floyd, stop fucking biting me!” Syn shouted, able to slip their arms from being pinned to their side and reaching up to shove his face off. They ended up with their hand bitten. Thankfully, neither bite broke skin, but they still stung. “FUCKER!”

“Floyd, stop biting them,” Azul sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose, looking tired at the man's antics. His tentacles shifted as he began to move closer, but Floyd darted away like a dog trying to keep a toy from its owner. He paused, narrowing his eyes as he thought before huffing and shaking his head in exasperation. “Sorry, Syn, but you’re on your own. If he swims off, I have no hope of catching up.”

“Ooooh.” Syn made a disappointed and concerned noise, but they hadn’t really expected anything different. Once Floyd nabbed them, he had a habit of running off with them. Usually to toy with and eat them, but thankfully they were only getting half the treatment today.

“Aha ha, Little Shrimpy’s aaaaaall mine,” Floyd gloated, chomping on their shoulder again and eliciting an angry ‘Floyd!’ from them as he drifted. Then, suddenly, he twisted in the water and began to swim towards the broken wreck sticking out of the water nearby. “Hey, I can show you the shipwreck down here! It’s even got skeletons!”

Syn cried out when he suddenly took off, clutching onto the finned forearms around their chest as he swam, having to shut their eyes a bit from how fast he was swimming. “Skeletons? They’re not REAL, are they?”

“Awww, you worried about joining them, Little Shrimpy?” the eel practically purred, slipping through broken wood into a section of boat. He seemed to be looking for something as he shifted his hold to squeeze them in a hug and pressed his face against theirs again, declaring, “Don’t worry. Jade and I’ll take goooood care of ya!”

“Your version of ‘good care’ and mine are very different,” they wheezed out, gasping when he loosened his hold. Eventually he found what he was looking for and dropped them, making them yelp as they drifted without warning.

“Check ‘em out!” Floyd swam over to a pile of ivory in the corner of the room. Before they could question the unnatural placement of the bones, he flicked his tail against them, causing them to burst upwards and scatter before drifting down slowly. “It’s kind of like confetti when you swish your tail at ‘em!”

“Yeah… confetti,” Syn said, not sure whether or not they should be feeling grossed out by this. They really hoped that it wasn’t a bunch of real bones, but they didn’t get the chance to grab hold of any of them.

“Oh! Oh! We should play tag,” Floyd could barely hold still, quickly swimming back down to them. “I’ll be ‘it’! You should start swimming, Little Shrimpy~!”

“A-Ah, wouldn’t that be BORING, though,” Syn asked, not really wanting to play tag. They already had enough of that on land with him, thank you very much. And they played the ‘boring’ card because they knew that was the only thing he hated. When his face twisted into disappointment and irritation with the beginnings of a mood swing, they clarified, “I mean, I can’t swim very fast, right? Surely it’s super boring to catch me immediately.”

The eel stared at them, uncharacteristically quiet for a few seconds before he sighed dramatically and flipped over in the water.

“Maan, I guess you’re right,” he puffed out his cheeks with a huff as he thought. It only allowed them a couple seconds of reprieve before a mischievous grin spread across his face. “You know, you really do smell good in the water. We should play hide and seek.”

“Isn’t that still too easy?” they tried, not wanting to play games with the psychopath right now after almost being drowned.

“Mmm, probably,” Floyd replied, twisting back upright. “But I’ll give you five minutes. If you can find a good enough spot, maybe it’ll actually cost some effort. Ready?~”

“Yeah, yeah, ready, yup,” Syn quickly said, backing towards the rotted room entrance. They already knew they didn’t really have much of a choice in playing, so moving as fast as they could was probably best. He began to count loudly and they began to go through the labyrinth of a ship for a hiding spot.

It was a lot bigger than they’d thought considering how quickly Floyd had slipped into the room of bones, but he also had a powerful tail that was about two-thirds of his length. They felt like they got lost immediately, and they were pretty sure it wasn’t five minutes when they heard Floyd shout ‘Ready or not, here I come, Little Shrimpy!’. And without much time before they were probably found out, they moved into the nearest room and cramped themself in a dark hole in the wooden wall.

The hole was somewhat big, and they felt like it was bigger than the gloom allowed them to see, but they weren’t too concerned with Floyd sneaking up on them considering the amount of noise he was making.

“Oh, Shriiiimpy~,” he called out in a sing-song tone, and there was the sound of muffled crashing as he searched a room. “Where aaaare you?”

Syn questioned whether he didn’t understand the concept of hide and seek in such a large space since being so loud allowed them the opportunity to move away, or he just didn’t care. Given their experiences with him, probably the latter. Still, they kind of cornered themself, so they couldn’t really do much but wait to be found out and endure Floyd’s complaints about how easy they were to ensnare.

Listening to the sounds of chaos draw closer, they jerked violently when a hand covered their mouth and an arm looped around their middle from the dark, letting out a muffled exclamation.

“Please excuse my intrusion,” Jade spoke softly like he hadn’t just scared the poor human half to death, voice tinged with what sounded like a mischievous smile. “I can tell you’re having an immensely fun time with my brother, but I’d like to borrow you for now.”

“For what?” Syn wanted to ask, but everything came out too muffled to discern for anyone but themself.

“I’ll take that as a ‘yes’.”

“Mmmph!” they found themself dragged into the darkness they couldn’t see into. Apparently the space in the hole was a LOT larger than they knew and Jade was surprisingly adept at moving quick enough that the hole entrance was almost out of field of view when they saw Floyd pop his head in.

“Jaaade!” the other eel whined, eliciting a chuckle from their current kidnapper.

“You mustn't play with your food too much, Floyd,” Jade called back with a laugh, swimming quicker as Floyd slammed his body into the hole. “Lest another hungry predator swoop in and steal the catch!”

Syn could only clutch on for dear life as Jade swam out of the wreckage and made a beeline for a tunnel nearby, able to hear Floyd shout as he gave chase. The tunnels were terribly windy and dark, and echoed with sibling rivalry insults between both Floyd and Jade as they argued about who should play with Syn like they were a toy. Which, to be fair, was how the brothers probably saw them a lot if the amount of times they were hunted for sport was anything to go by.

“Gotcha!” Floyd exclaimed, tackling his brother in the dark and knocking Syn out of Jade’s arms. Dazed and in the dark, they couldn’t do anything as they were scooped up by him and sent on another head-spinning ride through more tunnels. “Aha ha! Later, Jade!”

“Floyd, slow down,” they demanded, feeling nauseous after being carried at top speed through winding darkness.

The light of the tunnel entrance had Syn blinking after several minutes being dragged through tunnels, Floyd’s loud laughter in their ears. They fully expected to spend even longer in a game of Keep Away between the twins whenever he left the coral and rocky insides. What they didn’t expect was a bunch of tentacles that quickly grabbed and entangled both them and Floyd.

“HEY!” Floyd shouted in surprise while Syn let out a loud shriek of panic before they realized that the tentacles were attached to Azul.

“Aha!” The octopus cried out in triumph, the tangle of eel, tentacles and human drifting to the seafloor now that Floyd couldn’t use his tail properly. He had his arms crossed over his chest while two tentacles pried the eels arms open with a surprising amount of ease to allow Syn from their captor's grasp. “Honestly, if you two keep acting this childish with them, I’ll be finding myself indebted based on your behavior.”

“I’m reeeally feeling the love from all three of you today,” Syn said sarcastically, sliding out of Floyd’s hold as soon as they could. They had to crouch on the ‘ground’ for a few seconds to try and settle their stomach from being yanked around. “Hoough, I feel like I’ve been on a roller coaster for an hour…”

“Aw, c’mon! The most Little Shrimpy would do is ask for more help on History,” Floyd complained as he was released by Azul, who kept a couple tentacles ready in case the eel tried to dart off with the human again. “You know they’re just a big pushover~.”

“I’m RIGHT here.” They glared up at the eel and straightened, rubbing their temples. “I don’t know why I hang out with you assholes.”

“Well, Floyd has the tendency to threaten you,” Jade swam past their shoulder WAY too close on purpose, but made no move to grab them, giving them an amused smile when they jolted. He settled in the water beside his brother and added, “But, I’d say you must be a bit of a masochist.”

“What? No I’m not,” Syn protested, earning a shared look between all three merpeople.

“Don’t you still hang out with Sea Lion,” Floyd asked, smirking.

“And Rook?” Jade added.

“And Malleus?” Azul’s expression turned into one of slight envy.

“And us?” All three finished together, each giving the human a look of disbelief at their claim of not being a masochist.

Syn felt their ears burn in embarrassment at the questioning, crossing their arms over their chest and replying, “Okay, FIRST OF ALL, I don’t hang out with Rook. He keeps finding me, and I don’t wanna be mean and just ignore him.”

“Didn’t he pin you with arrows once,” Jade asked, raising his hand to his chin to cover his smile a bit.

“That is not the worst thing that has happened to me, and you know it,” they retorted, pointing to him. “Anyways, Leona’s not that bad, and Malleus just needs a friend. And you guys have your good moments.”

“A bold claim,” Jade hummed.

“Awww, Little Shrimpy thinks so highly of us,” Floyd said, him and Jade sharing toothy smiles.

“They’ve both almost killed you at least once each,” Azul raised an eyebrow. “Floyd almost drowned you today.”

“I… I-I mean, I’m fine,” Syn replied, rubbing the back of their neck sheepishly. “And I’ve almost died plenty of times since coming to NRC, and it’s not like it’s a special occurrence. One of the Heartslabyul flamingos could probably kill me if it was motivated enough.”

“... You’re concerningly lax about your well-being sometimes,” Azul sighed, exasperated and concerned.

“It’s fiiiine,” Syn tried to wave off his concern, though they couldn’t help but think about how Malleus reacted when he’d come across them injured once. A bit less convincingly, they added, “... It’s fine.”

“Regardless,” Azul pinched the bridge of his nose and ignored the surprised noise they let out when he slid a tentacle around their wrist and forearm. “I’d rather you not find yourself in any further trouble, caused by you or Jade and Floyd.”

“Maaaan,” Floyd deflated as he whined. “Way to kill the mood.”

“You can find other things to play with. Syn isn’t nearly as fast in the water as on land, so you’ll just end up bored anyways,” the octopus reasoned.

“Fiiine.”

“I’d still like to show them one of my favorite caverns,” Jade spoke up, circling back to float beside Syn. “If that’s acceptable, of course.”

Azul glanced at Syn in a silent question and they shrugged tiredly, “As long as I’m not being dragged around or a Keep Away toy anymore, I don’t mind.”

“I see nothing wrong with that in this case.” Azul nodded, before fixing Floyd with a stern look. “However, I don’t trust you two to keep yourselves from messing with them past the point of the potion limits, so I’ll be acting as a chaperone.”

“My hero,” Syn said sarcastically, but they couldn’t help the sigh of relief that came with that knowledge. They didn’t think they had the energy to continue being toyed with for the day.

So, Syn was brought to a cavern with a variety of corals and creatures with the trio. Floyd would swim around scaring anything he thought was quick enough to give him the slightest bit of challenge while Jade showed them things he thought were cool or interesting. Azul kept one tentacle on their wrist the entire time, something they thought was unnecessary until Floyd swooped in at some point and unsuccessfully tried to steal them to show them an actual moray eel.

Azul had to stop them from actually trying to pet it, something they pouted at. Floyd and Jade both offered to let them touch their tails but Syn refused until the duo promised to not try anything, finding that the brothers were weirdly slippery and slimy, something they hadn’t noticed in the chaotic rush earlier. It was both gross and fascinating.

Eventually, Azul mentioned the time and they were brought back to the surface with the trio.

“The transmutation potions are in my bag,” Jade said, pointing to it on the beach while Syn trudged out, trying to shake off as much water as they could. “Thankfully, I try to have at least five in case Floyd somehow breaks or loses any.”

“I only broke the bottles once,” Floyd grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Pfft, I’ll get them,” Syn snorted, walking out and crouching beside the bag. They realized the glint they’d noticed earlier through the open zipper was some vials, lifting one up to show and asking, “These, right?”

“Yes.”

“Got it,” they grabbed three vials and three towels, walking back to the water where the trio was waiting, handing out the bottles and averting their gaze as they held out the towels.

“I half-expected you to not get the potions,” Azul commented, Syn lowering their arm and walking back on shore once each towel was grabbed.

“What, why?”

“Because, with Jade and Floyd waterbound, it would have been up to me to crawl out of the water to grab them,” he said. “You could have used the situation for leverage by confiscating the potion easily.”

“Do you think of leverage all the time,” Syn asked, though they knew the answer to that since this wasn’t the first time they’d asked. They sat down on one of the beach chairs with their back to the trio to allow them privacy to change, messing with the plastic straps of the seat while they waited. “It sounds awfully tiring.”

“It’s best to strategize for the future.”

“Still don’t know if I have a future here, bud.”

“Well, if I have any say in it, Little Shrimpy stays forever!” Floyd took advantage of their back being turned by picking them up off the beach chair, where they shouted ‘COULD YOU STOP PICKING ME UP?’. Thankfully, he had an extra pair of swim trunks on. “And, now that we’re out of the water, you’re staying with me tonight!”

“Not so fast, Floyd,” Jade walked up with his bag over his shoulder. “You got to play hide and seek with Syn earlier. I think it’s only fair if I have Syn for the night.”

“You stole them in the middle of the game!”

“Do I get a say in this,” Syn asked rhetorically, not expecting to be listened to at all.

“How about a friendly board game to decide who they spend the night with,” Azul asked, joining the twins with a thoughtful smile.

“If I win, can I go home?” they looked down at Azul from their position of being held up like a cat by Floyd.

There was a couple seconds of silent deliberation between the three men before Jade said, “That seems only fair.”

“Ugh, fiiiine,” Floyd huffed, not liking that he couldn’t just have Syn. With a mischievous smirk, he added, “If I lose though, I’ll be coming for you tomorrow, Little Shrimpy.”

“What a shocker. Can I be let down to walk on my own?”

“Nope!” Floyd chirped, starting to walk along the beach as Azul and Jade began to head back.

Syn sighed, resigning themself to a night of board games and potentially being eaten. “Sounds about right.”

#twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #jade leech #twst azul #twst floyd #twst jade #twst oc #syn #99 problems #cinnwrites #non vore

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moonlight26posts-blog · 8 months

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In Hagerstown, MD: STILL No Help & SUPER URGENT!! "Jo Jo" the SUPER LOVING & BEAUTIFUL & Trained 7 Year Old Lab/Doberman! GOOD w/ Kids, Dogs & Cats!!!! Baltimore!!

Miss Bella and her littermate Onyx are almost 3 years old.

They are Rottie/shepherd mix’s that are fantastic with everyone they meet.

Both love toddlers, kids, other dogs and cats.

House trained and trained to pee pads.

Onyx ( weight guessed 60lbs) is neutered and Miss Bella ( guessed 40lbs) is spayed.

That are not up to date on vaccines or heart worm prevention.

They are located in Hagerstown Md.

If anyone can help these great dogs, please email

[email protected]

Thank you,

Cynde

#dog rescue maryland #dog adoption maryland #dog rescue baltimore maryland #dog rescue #doglover #cute animals #pets #adopt a dog #german shepherd rescue maryland dogs beautiful animals gsd baltimore dog rescue german shepherd dogs foster dogs #rottie rescues #rottweiler rescue #rottie lovers

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gay-trashcan-cat · 10 months

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Heya pals!!!😃😁 I jwust discovered a new and wevowutionary way to make pasta!!! wags fake tail aggressively at the speed of sound shit flies out of hole and is propelled in the air everywhere by the tail wags staining the wall behind a dark greenish-brown I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL!!!! Owo uWu Howls so loud in excitement and blows out all the windows and kills all of the closest passerbys😊😊😊 Instwead of using boring and smwelly overpriced old spaghetti that we have to buy at a crummy store, we could use the free products that come from within us… TAPEWORMS!!!!!!!! OWo >W< Or any other booty worms are just fine too!🤤😊🤤

It's very simple, eat some uncooked meat like pork and wait awhile! :p ^o^ Once you start feeling itchy n scritchy and your waist line is slimmer you'll know it's ready! my "chocolate milkshake brings all the boys to the yard😊"~ Once your little wormy is ripe and ready, drink some pepto bismol and some dewormers! You can flavor the pepto bismol with some blended up cockroaches to improve it's taste!!! It's SOO good trust me uwu!!!!!! tee hee heesnort~ ^W^

Once it's finally out you may have to pull it all the way out manually or have a friend help you teamwork makes the dreamwork!🥰 just strain it from the diahrrea save the diahrrea for later! and place it aside! See how long plump and plentiful it is 😍😍😍 Twake your time to run your fwingers through your new beatiful creation, feel the slime trickiling through your fingers and admire it… Next cut it up into how long you'd like, you may also notice chwunks of poop and corn stuck to them It's SOOOO YUMMY Uwu 🤤, those will be the meatballs!!!

OOOOOH and make sure not to cook your little booty worms as to not kill them so they can live again and you can have free fwesh pasta! It would SUCK if they all died >~< cries and has explosive diahrrea on motheroh sorry uwu tee hee~ oh gee golly gosh~ Get the diahrrea from earlier and boil it down a bit since it'll be watery from the toilet and cook it down slightly until your preferred consistency! Howls and licks out extra from the toilet like a cat licking churu Now pour it on your tapeworms and poopy corn balls!

Be sure to eat onions before the clean out if you want any bits of onions in your sauce! Popcorn if you want any kernel shells for added texture. If you're lucky and have pin worms you can use them as parmesan and sprinkle them on top of your dish! If you don't have any pin worms on hand scratching off some dandruff onto the food has the same effect! pants and helocopter farts in nearby cat's face One last thing you can add is a sprinkle of pee pee poo poo dust as just a little enhancer!☺️Tee hee~ Bone apple feet!

not the salt mines 😥

(referring to this post )

#ive been a good boy i promise🥺#smh the salt mines #gecko answers #geckos shitpost

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rpmemesbyarat · 1 year

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RP MEMES FROM REDDIT 5/4/2023 -5/11/2023

“Guess I'll suck some dicks now.” “I’m not gay anymore, I guess?” “There are no rules.” “Dem thighs!” “I mean, look at it. It's rather artistic.” “Would you like to walk out of here with your pride intact? Or be dragged out kicking and screaming?” “The fucking boot got me.” “It’s crazy how many people don’t realize that 95% of these videos are scripted.” “Breaking someone's heart is the worst thing you can legally do to someone.” “I rinse my dong off after I pee, found out that this is apparently odd?” “I like to get the bathroom hot and steamy before I take a shit.” "What questions, when asked by a potential date, are red flags for you?" “I’m guarded, introverted and naturally suspicious. It can take a while before my walls come down.” “I’m married to my art.” “I think it's what the kids call "the ick".” “I don’t need you.” “I respectfully request that you don’t put worms in your urethra.” “Better to caution on the safe side.” “I have definitely left some radioactive turds.” “Would an ass count as a nuclear weapon?” “They even have a spot to store your baby!” “Maybe don't make this about you.” “Just say you won’t be able to attend due to other commitments.” “Everything I learned about art, music and physics, I learned from Looney Tunes.” “Always bring a spare change of clothes.” “You just know some porn studio out there will pay big bucks to film this” “What a weird kink” “Someone hire these kids immediately” “When in heat, female lions can demand for sex upwards of 20-30 times a day, so much so that when the male inevitably gets tired, they start biting them on the balls to keep them going again.” “I hope you don’t think you've got your looks to fall back on” “That guy is getting shorter every day” “I would not want to fight this guy.” “What fucking pathetic excuses for human beings” “I’ve never seen something so chaotic and fun at the same time.” “What is this hellish place?!?!” “I feel like this is a safety hazard.” “Well why is your penis anywhere near that cake!?” “Eat your own nose!!!” “On the bright side, I probably would finally be able to eat three meals a day whilst in prison.” “I'm looking forward to when a little elephant will stroll out. “ “I KNEW there was a cat involved. I could feel it, I just didn't know where.” “If you weren't an arms merchant or corporate raider then you did lose the cold war.” “Round up to help the poor? Leave a tip? Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single?” “Where is this money actually going?” “You have a very nice butthole. Respectfully.” “This sounds like the setup for a really crappy porno.” “Just because you don’t believe in a law doesn’t mean it doesn’t pertain to you.”

#rp meme #rp memes #rp starters #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #roleplay memes #reddit

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masckarlach · 6 months

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OC questions tag meme!

THANK U USER FRAY @bg3 FOR TAGGING ME!!

i will be doing only wren bc ill be so honest theyre the only bitch ive developed

under cut :3

Name:

wren!! chose virtue name harmony but doesnt use it bc she thinks its cringe (subject to change throughout game, not Quite sure)

Nickname(s):

tavernkeeps tend to call them birdie or little bird :p other than that, their older sister calls them spots a lot (due to her little boney growths along their forehead and cheeks)

Gender:

wren doesnt think about gender much other than their chest is a nuisance. they dont think abt it in the sense that being a woman isnt something they necessarily like. see themself as similarly with being a man itslike. nonbinary by virtue of genuinely just not percieving themself and not wnating to

Star sign:

copypasting frays explanation here!! im not so good at lore stuff so my answer will be... off!

this is a little difficult because realms lore has changed on this a lot, if i'm correct in my information. from people being blessed by stars or entire consellations to each month actually having a sign in more recent lore. here is a link anyone doing this for realms ocs (like bg3 ocs) can use to figure this out! the lore on stars and consellations in the realms is spotty at best, but this could be helpful if you wanna go that route!

wren was born at the end of marpenoth, a few days from the start of uktar :3 their sign is praying mantis but i dont know what this means

Height:

just wanted to show wrenlach height giff :3

Orientation:

wren themself isnt too sure of this. theyre pretty sure theyre not into men but they like... havent really explored much outside of flirting with everyone they meet. they dont know but i do. trheyre a nonbinary lesbian.

Nationality/Ethnicity:

wrens an Unspecified Tiefling with a human mother born and raised and living pre Worm Abduction in the lower city of baldurs gate

Favourite fruit:

wren likes apples and pears :3 they think they taste like sand but they like the taste of sand

Favourite season:

wren likes whenever its not too hot and not too cold and not too windy and not too polleny. consitution (8) of a sheltered victorian noble child

Favourite flower:

wren likes potato flowers :3 theyve always been more of a herb person than a flower person truth be told

Favourite scent:

freshly baked bread. when its still soft. a little luxury she afforded herself once in a while whilst in baldurs gate, occasionally given as payment for a days work. wren likes the smell of bread.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate:

given the lack of monster energies in faerun lets go coffee. she thinks it tastes like pee pee and poo poo but shotguns it bc it makes her buzz

Average hours of sleep:

anywhere between 1 and 24 hours. roll a dice baby.

Dog or cat person:

wrens an equal opportunities animal enjoyer. dogs maybe. bc wren likes birds and cats keep killing her friends

Dream trip:

wren would like to stay home tbh. adventuring has made them grow as a person bc if they had their way theydve stayed curled up with the artifact in an abandoned house theyd found

Favourite fictional character:

the mermaid from the mermaid smut book wyll, wylls dad and shart have read.

Number of blankets they sleep with:

ideally every blanket in existence. they can make do with 1, maybe even none but they will complain abt being cold and the lack of pressure

Random fact:

wren bites their fingers so her hands are always chapped and bleeding

TAGS!!!!!!!!!!

@bigfatlesbian @oyyokat @orkbutch @lesbianshadowheart @atomicbouquet-heart and anyone else who wants 2 :p

#oc: wren #sorry if this is contradictory or anything that just adds to wrens character. everything isay is canon even when it contradicts other thign #ive said are canon.

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songbirdstew · 7 months

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This is just a cat complaint blog

Glitch is a hunter. She eats everything she kills. Because we don't want her killing birds, we keep her inside now. Because she eats actual vermin, we give her a preventive worming pill. (She's called Glitch because she's full of bugs.) She used to be THE BEST GIRL at taking her pill. I wrapped it in a pill pocket and she would gulp it down and ask for more pill pockets. That worked the first three times. Now she refuses to have anything to do with the pill and nothing I try is working. Fuck yo pill pocket. Fuck yo fish paste. Fuck yo wet food. We do have a pill plunger, but I was hoping to avoid it, thinking it might make things harder in the long run, but at this point, I think it's our only option.

(And if you're wondering, Does she really need the pill if she's an indoor cat now? Reader, every time I think the same thing, she comes trotting down the hall, tail waving like a flag, with a fucking rodent screaming in terror in her mouth. I'm glad she disposes of them so that I don't have to [make Curtis do it], but it does have its own set of complications. And yes she gets flea meds, too.)

A few weeks ago she came down with a bout of cystitis. So we've had to spend a couple weeks giving her pain meds, switch to a different litter, switch to wet food. Thankfully she likes the fancy litter and she took to it immediately & stopped peeing on the couch. Both girls are picky about the wet food they get (bitch, you eat mummified shrews, the fuck you on about. Eat your goddamn pate.) She's doing much better now. But between the lack of infection and her ever-present bald patch, the vet said it's clear she's suffering ongoing anxiety. She recommended trying other things before resorting to Prozac, but also was realistic about it maybe being impossible to actually figure out what all the problems are and how to address all of them.

She's adjusted well to being indoors, as long as she can look out the front screen door. As soon as it got too cold to leave the front door open, she started panicking. We made space for her to look out the picture window, but she like. Has no self esteem. And she thinks she can't jump that high. Reader, she can. It took her a while to learn how to jump, and she seems scared of heights, but she recently figured out how to get up on the bathroom counter, and the shelf by the window is the exact same height. She got as close as putting her front paws on the middle shelf and crying once. Curtis brought in a speaker cabinet that's exactly half the height of the top shelf, so now she has a booster step. It took a few days, but I finally saw her hop on the booster and then onto the shelf to look out the window. ... It was night.

She's up there right now, but she's sitting the wrong way.

Turn around, ya dingus:

We know a huge source of her stress is Charlie. We think Glitch would love to be friends with Charlie, but Charlie Hates Everyone, especially Glitch. We do have pheromone diffusers, and they do really help. Vet said in her personal experience, the collars do not help that much, especially if your cats already hate wearing a collar. We got them some Composure treats, and those also seem to help. Unfortunately, they made Charlie bold enough to come into the kitchen specifically to steal Glitch's food. 🫠 Which is not helpful when Glitch is snubbing her food bc there's tapeworm medicine in it. 🫠🫠🫠

During her cystitis, we let her outside supervised a few times. It seemed comforting for her to go potty outside in the dirt again, and to eat a bunch of grass. I have a couple starters of oat grass and catnip seeds going now, so they can both have fresh greens indoors. The wheat just sprouted. I might have to start over with the catnip.

If anyone else needs a suggestion on giving their anxious cat a busy toy, I scattered some of Glitch's favorite treats into the bottom half of an egg carton. The cups are just deep and narrow enough that she doesn't want to eat right out of it, so she has to figure out other ways to get the treats out. It's lightweight enough that she can bat it around and pick it up and fling it over and over. If the treats go flying, she gets to hunt them down. I can tell she thinks I'm EXTREMELY RUDE to do this to her, but it keeps her occupied for a good 20 minutes, and she gets treats.

TL;DR cats are terrible don't get one

Or. Only get one. Don't get two.

#I have adopted zero cats #two cats have adopted us #I'VE BEEN HAD

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kkolg · 10 months

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I know what I said about these asks but I’m pretty sure you’re the same furry anon so you get a pass

#If any one of you try to impersonate this fucker you ARE DONE #also haha funny #k’s rants

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midnightsprings · 4 months

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"CLOWDER" for 30% off "Cat Lovers" section!

Hi! We are certified Crazy Cat People™️ and we need help. A week ago in the snow, while trying to trap a different cat we saw lurking around outside, this guy showed up on our porch drinking water left outside, pitiful and upset.

This is now the 4th cat that has showed up on our back deck (and let us catch them!) in a little over a year. The first was a feral and needed hip surgery, 2nd was starving and had tapeworms like this guy, 3rd was a young lad who was also very skinny and grew quickly after we brought him in. All those cats, plus the 2 others we rescued/were given to us from what seemed like a hoarding situation, needed every single one of their shots, FIV/FeLV/heartworm testing, microchipping, and to be sterilized on our dime. And of course…our one pre-existing cat from before we moved here is very elderly and chronically ill.

When we pulled him in, we gave him praziquantel for the worms, a capstar for his fleas, and he's had 2 baths (both from him peeing himself from fear...poor guy). Thankfully, this guy also had very generous benefactors who paid for his testing! He is negative for FIV/FeLV, no longer has any intestinal parasites, doesn't have ear mites, urinalysis didn't seem concerning nor did CBC, he's got his rabies shot and first FVRCP, and he's feeling better enough to spend all his time screaming at the small window in his little room now. His neuter is scheduled for Feb 12th and prepaid, and after that he will be rehomed.

I'm disabled and my shop is my only job. My partner is currently out of work because he gets chronic migraines and has chronic back pain and they refused to schedule him manageable shifts so that his migraines would be triggered less often.

Rescues are all full; anyone involved in rescue small and large scale within the past few years knows the homeless animal population worldwide skyrocketed in 2020-21 because of the plague and how people reacted to it, and it was already horrible.

With 6 other cats, cats who permanently call our home their own, we are super, super financially overwhelmed. I'm trying to afford a Popur litter box before my own hip surgery in early March of this year to help alleviate some of the physical burden.

Please consider sharing the word about the cat-themed designs in my shop! If you want to help the cats directly, there is also this Amazon wishlist. Thank you so much for reading!

#fairykei #jfashion #cat lady #crazy cat lady #cats of tumblr #animal rescue #cat rescue #pets #cute jewelry #original art

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owl127 · 7 months

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Now that you opened the can of worms, how about a prompt about Kara’s bed ? 🫠

It had been a tough game.

Kara's back ached, and the light sprain on her ankle would hurt for days. She was happy to spend the rest of the weekend at home, where she could relax and not worry about food, laundry, or cleaning her room. She threw her bag behind the door and sighed, turning on the light.

Something was off.

Kara scanned her room under the bright, cold light, her eyes jumping from her desk—impeccable—her closet (closed), and finally, her bed.

Coffee, the family cat, purred happily while he napped on the clean sheets.

But Kara was supposed to get new sheets this weekend. Weird.

She joined the cat, scratching his dark ears. "What happened here, buddy?"

The cat blinked lazily, stretched his butt up in the air, and licked a spot on the mattress. Kara leaned down and sniffed on the spot, pulling the fitted sheet to check under the mattress.

A new stain.

But what…

Lexa's grin crossed her mind and Kara groaned, yelling, "Clarke! What the fuck, Clarke!"

"Language!" Jake yelled from his office down the hall.

Lexa was going to pee blood for a week after Kara was done with her.

#clexa #ask the owl #drabble #the three c's #coffee the little rat #maybe not as expected #after everything #lexa still thinks it's worth it #kara will never sleep on that mattress again

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pearthery · 1 year

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the floor is my best friend. i love the floor. i love my bedroom floor even though my cat kept peeing on it and the amount of times i came home and had to clean it up made me cry. after wiping it down and removing the carpet that my parents had laid over the tile, i have now relocated to my bedroom floor and have cured a great majority of my back pain???? my spine used to crunch so much upon waking up in the morning! it barely crunches at all now?? i dont feel an ache in my back. i am as limber and boneless as a worm. i am so happy to be closer to the ground, it feels so safe and secure. it is quite late now. i think perhaps it is time for me to go to bed

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ladyfurbton · 8 months

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Furbtober 2023

Day 6: Hot chocolate

Jacques enjoys a nice hot chocolate out of his new cup.

Image Descriptions:

1: Jacques is a 1998 furby with grey fur. His ears are grey with neutral coloured insides. He has a bone white coloured face plate and eyelids with a yellow coloured beak. He has a grey mane going down his back. His eyes are a light blue colour and his feet are yellow with three toes each. He is wearing a grey woolley hat with a pompom on top of it on his head. He is wearing a flannel shirt that is red and black with white buttons on thr front of it. There are two pins on his shirt. One silver tee pee pin and another Canadian flag pin. He is sitting next to a brown table. The table has a white teacup on it. The tea cup is white and has a Canadian flag on it with red text that says "Whistler Canada" below the flag. The Canadian flag is white with red sides and a red maple leaf in the centre. Huck who is a yellow worm on a string is near Jacques feet.

2: This is prompts for Furbtober. At the top is "Furbtober" written in white pixelated text. The background is black with a blue border. There are prompts for each day written below in white text. The prompts are as followed: 1. Moth 2. Poison 3. Clown 4. Zodiac/stars 5. Magic 6. Hot chocolate 7. Shrek 8. Retro 9. Oddbody 10. Autumn flowers 11. Horns 12. Witchy 13. Sewing/stitches 14. Long furby 15. Crow 16. Pizza 17. Moon 18. Vintage 19. Angel 20. Demon 21. Candy 22. Ghost 23. Cat 24.monster 25. Feather 26. Scarecrow 27. Goth 28. Vampire 29. Corn 30. Fire 31. Jack O Lantern. At the bottom the hash tags are written in blue text they say "Furbtober" and "Furbtober2023". There are two user names mentioned in pink below the hash tags they say "a_silly_of_furbys" and "cozyfurbcafe" There are three furbys pictured on the bottom. The first furby is a buddy who is in a polaroid photo. "Kevin" is written in pink text on the bottom of the photo. Kevin is a light grey furby buddy with a light pink belly. On his grey fur are black dots. He has light orange feet and a tail and tuff of hair which which is light pink. The inside of his ears are pink. He has blue eyes. Next to the photo of Kevin is s drawing of a black 1998 furby wearing a blue hat that is shaped like a witches hat. The hat has a pink band and pink crystals on it. There is another furby next to the hat wearing furby. The furby is a l grey furby buddy with a white belly. They have a white mane. The inside of their ears are pink. They have brown eyes. The furby has white dolls arms and legs. End Descriptions.

#furby #allfurby #furby fandom #safe furby #safefurby #furblr #furby 1998 #1998 furby #nsfr #furby community #furbtober #furbtober2023

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