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Hashira Secret Santa

(Modern AU?? This is really silly btw, probably ooc for the sake of funnies)

Obanai

Obanai gets thoughtful gifts for Mitsuri only and is pissed that Shinobu wouldn’t help him rig the pulls to get Mitsuri for the 5th time in a row. He tries to get nice and good gifts for everyone (even Giyuu on occasion). He’s the type to get shopping done early when the weather starts to change just to be extra prepared.

He ended up getting Muichiro a pair of headphones that are also noise cancelling.

He took Mitsuri out to dinner anyway

Muichiro

Muichiro…. he remembered to show up today so everyone was fine with that. He didn’t really know what would be a good gift and consulted Tanjiro on it since he knew Kyojuro (slightly) better. Tanjiro suggested getting him a flame patterned ramen bowl.

Muichiro ended up getting him a full ceramic set and a little owl shaped keychain.

Kyojuro

Kyojuro is somehow a mess and very organized when it comes to secret Santa shopping. Every year he goes through hell planning gifts- forgetting about them and then remembering and scrambling to buy things. And it always works out?!

He was very excited this year because Tengen always gave him the best gifts and he knew that only something flashy could match the flashy Hashira. Not only that he wanted to get something for his wives as well.

This man, got the gaudiest (fuck ugly) pair of sneakers custom made for Tengen. A horrific yet cohesive mess of colors and rhinestones and Tengen LOVES IT. Tengen is crying and already modeling the shoes- he will them for the rest of the party.

Kyojuro got a nice tea set for Hina, a book collection for Makio (disguised as a shoebox, I like to think she likes trashy romance and is embarrassed about it), and a giant 7ft tall stuffed animal for Suma.

For the first time ever, all three of them considered Tengen proposing to Kyojuro.

Tengen

Like Obanai, Tengen is also super pissed Shinobu wouldn’t help him get Kyojuro again this year. He plans his shopping ahead of time for at least a month and buys everything all in one day. He wraps it all in one day too.

Tengen admires Gyomei’s strength and fortitude, so getting a gift that represents that was very important to him. It only makes sense that the God of Festivals would get the flashiest and best gifts for his colleagues. So it came as a surprise to everyone when Gyomei opened his box to find several cat toys. Gyomei immediately started crying because he thought no one remembered his two cats. Tengen also offered to come over and set up a scratching post for them.

Gyomei

Sanemi was a hard person to shop for, even for Gyomei who prided himself on knowing good gifts to get people. The whole ordeal was really stressing him out. Especially since, Sanemi didn’t want to participate in the first place. Gyomei toiled over this for a long time before deciding to do something.

Sanemi opened to his box to find, sweaters. Hand knitted sweaters. They weren’t perfect but you could tell they were made with effort. Gyomei also motioned towards him, a hot chocolate making set with decorative mugs. Sanemi just stood a little quiet, then turned and said thank you while putting on the white and blue sweater.

Sanemi

Speaking on not wanting to participate, Sanemi hated the fact that he had pulled Giyuu’s name! He yelled- no- DEMANDED Shinobu pull again.

Being the brother he is Sanemi actually gets his shopping done in a timely manner and doesn’t stress over the holidays. He won’t admit it but Christmas time is a beloved time to him.

So imagine the frustration of getting Giyuu a gift. FUCKING GIYUU! The most punchable, antisocial loser imaginable! He thought it was dumb but didn’t want to get shit from anyone for just giving him a mug or something. What a pain…

He had to go to the one person that could help him now. Tanjiro…

Giyuu opens the box to find a light blue knit scarf with an ocean wave pattern at the ends. On top were two braided hair ties, one was blue and white and the other was red, yellow and green. Before anyone could say anything, Giyuu softly thanked him and tied the second tie into his hair. For some reason, they both looked embarrassed.

Giyuu

Every year Giyuu buys 5 gifts, one of Urokodaki, one for Makomo, one for Sabito and recently, Tanjiro and Nezuko. He functioned just fine doing that. Never needing to stress because he always had an idea of what they would want. Giyuu was the only other person who didn’t want to participate in Secret Santa because he knew Shinobu wouldn’t allow him to pull her name.

Giyuu was silently stressing now because just idea of getting Obanai a gift seemed impossible. The two didn’t get along he was sure Obanai actually hated him. Scratch that he was 100% sure Obanai hated him. It was far too late for him to back out however, everyone had picked and no one would trade with him (he was too timid to ask anyway).

And like the Angel she is came in Mitsuri who offered helpful piece of advice. Here stands Obanai holding a free meal ticket at his favorite restaurant (it’s actually Mitsuri’s) because what’s a better present to him than being able to treat her. Giyuu also brought a tiny sweater for Kabarumaru that had gloves sewn on to look like he’s holding his own glove and a coiled snake ring.

Obanai muttered a half-hearted “Thank you,” and you could feel the tension in the air soften as Giyuu released all the unnecessary pressure from off his shoulders.

Shinobu and Mitsuri,

Somehow got each other for Secret Santa! Knowing this they both decided to get a present they could both enjoy on top of the individual gifts. Mitsuri gifted Shinobu some expensive perfumes while Shinobu gave Mitsuri some designer dresses. They both decided to reward themselves with a trip to a hot spring the following weekend after Christmas and spend New Years relaxing. The same relaxing hot springs Tengen and his wives would be attending that they also invited Kyojuro to! What a strange turn of luck?!

Makes you wonder why Obanai is glaring at Shinobu so hard…

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tinandabin · 2 years

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Elloo

I had this crazy idea so it would be awesome if you wrote it🌸

Ok so this idea is like a yandere hashiras x fem or gn reader

And well reader is the creator of the anime demon slayer and she is from our universe...but what would happen if she accidentally made a portal that teleported all of the hashiras in her house?(btw she has a big ass house cause she is rich)and then she has to explain to them wth is happening even tho she is shocked herself and even teaching them how to use modern stuff and they are not used to it at all,but all of them slowly loosing their minds over her

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Have a great day/night 🤍

I was like reading some yandere Erwin and then saw the word mansion and immediately remembered this request and this. I love this. I NEED TO WRITE THIS NOW. I hope you enjoy this because I sure as hell did.

So you were just kind of chilling in your big ass mansion ( spare some money ).

When all of a sudden you hear crashing, and not the type of when a vase fells over.

No.

It was like at least 5 fucking bodies fell over.

Is someone dumping dead bodies t your home?? Hello??? This is not a graveyard??

And so cautiously you grabbed a pan, very hard pan, and wore a helmet and barged into the room where you heard the noise from.

Only to see your creations. No not the ones which come from your vagina.

The goddamn hashiras.

Sanemi was yelling at Giyuu who was just standing.

Shinobu was checking out the new place as Iguro comforted Misturi.

And Muichiro being Muichiro was being Muichiro.

Gyomei had somehow already started praying in some language that you cant understand.

And well...Uzui was going through your extra wardrobe. The emergency one.

Which had like all your underwear or bras and some sweatshirts, dresses and stuff, yeah?

The first one to notice you was Kyojuro while you stood there with your own, Tanjiro disturbed expression.

And for some weird reason, on his part, he felt oddly comforted by your presence.

I mean you are there creator.

The second to notice you was Muichiro who had somehow without your knowledge been throwing rocks at Giyuu.

And one by one, all the hashiras noticed you.

There came the threats and questions.

"HEY BITCH, WHAT IS THIS THING??!" Sanemi screeched at the toaster.

"This is an amazing generation!" Grinning, Uzui announced as he continued to go through your clothes and jewellery.

"My my, you have your own aquarium?" Softly smiling at the fishes, Shinobu looked at you.

"KYAA!!! THESE PLUSHIES ARE SO CUTE!!" Mitsuri exclaimed, hugging all of your animal plushies already wearing one of your cow onesies.

"This is very relaxing, thank you." Gyomei politely thanked you as he continued to listen to prayers from all around the world.

And honestly, you have tortured Giyuu enough so you are helping him interact with your dog, who may I add is very friendly.

"C'mon, Giyuu!"

"GET YO DOG BITCH."

"It don't bite."

"YES, IT DO."

But in the end, you have accomplished your task and Giyuu is not leaving your dog alone. Someone save your dog.

And let us say that you had been planning to also get a snake because you are super fucking rich and so had a room ready for all the stuff needed for snakes and stuff and boy, OBANAI LOVES IT. AND SO DOES KABURAMARU.

And Kyojuro is just scouring your fridge and literally eating anything that comes into view.

It takes some time, but they all get accustomed in modern times and pretty much over the fact they used to be fictional and you are their creator.

They all have their own rooms with all the things they like and you made sure to hide the plushies and stuff you have of them.

Soon enough, they start getting...yandere-ish.

Some are possesive others are controlling, obsessive, toxic, too loving, you name it.

It's been a few months since they have started living with you and they have started showing their tendencies more.

You all are hanging out in your living room a movie on and sounds of snacks getting snatched.

Suddenly, you get a call and it's your friend, more so your best friend, asking if you wanted to hang out currently.

Now it would be rude if you just left the hashiras but you did kind of make their characters understand so surely, they would understand?

They did understand, bit forcefully, but they did.

"Why can't you just stay?" Sadly, Giyuu mumbled as your dog also whined at you.

"For once in his life, Tomioka is right," Sanemi grumbled, feeling salty.

Tching, Obanai completely ignored whatever you just said and continued to watch the now boring movie.

"Yes, (Name)-chan! Do you not like us anymore..?" Slightly sniffling, Mitsuri looked at you with tears in her eyes as her bottom lip trembled.

"Guys, it may be something..important for (Name)-chan to leave," Smiling a bit harshly at others, Shinobu decided to be the one to have logic and asked them to kindly fuck off.

"Kocho is right, I hope you come back safe, (Name)." Smiling at you, Gyomei listened to the movie as you had got them those things you know in movies for blind people? It narrates the movie I think.

Blowing some gum, Uzui looked at the television with boredom before asking, "Can I come with you?"

"No, sorry. It would be..weird. Plus I don't look forward to chaos." Denying it immediately, you looked at Uzui before going to change your clothes.

"I don't want her to leave," Muichiro mumbled, sighing at you not being with him.

"Shut it, brat." Obanai glared at Muichiro who threw a rock at him.

All this while Kyojuro had been creepily quiet when he suddenly proposed the idea of a few of them following you and a few of them staying back and getting a....surprise ready for you.

They decided to send Shinobu, Giyuu, and Muichiro to stalk on you both while the others got your so-called surprise ready.

Sanemi was in charge of making sure they have got enough chains, ropes, whatever.

Uzui was the one who had rightfully so collected the part of choosing what you wear.

Gyomei had to make sure you were comfortable and all that, kind of like your therapist and like he had to make you trust him a lot and stuff so you could spill ( if you had any ) escape plans.

Giyuu was the one who would make sure you are not doing anything suspicious...I mean he is pretty quiet, to say the least so he is also the certified stalker.

Shinobu decided to take care of your fishes and your health in your stead.

Mitsuri and Kyojuro would make sure you get all the vitamins, tasty food all that nice stuff.

Muichiro was originally gonna help you keep your fitness up but he is too soft for you so he will be taking care of your studies ( if you are taking any extra courses ) and if you aren't he is just your warrantied teddy bear. Giyuu is too.

And Obanai can be strict when he wants to, tho even he is a big softie but whatever, he is the one who takes care of your fitness and stuff.

Now, that is how they divided the roles.

Punishments?? No. Just no. It would be fucking hell escape. ESCAPE. NOW.

As you are their creator you know of their traits and what more likely they would do.

So if you played your cards right you might end up tricking quite a few of them.

But sadly for you, they are also smart and they know you are gonna do this.

They are now too extra careful.

"(Name)-chan isn't eating..again.." Mitsuri glanced at the others gathered in the kitchen as she told them the daily report. You haven't eaten in 3 days.

"Goddamn brat.." Sanemi pinched the bridge of his nose before grabbing the bowl full of soup as he stormed towards your room.

"Open your mouth." Pushing the spoon in front of your lips, Sanemi demanded you open up your mouth as the rest of the hashiras were gathered around.

You continued to stare at the wall, ignoring their presence.

Honestly, you are tired. You have had enough.

"Hey, Sanemi didn't your mother kill your siblings?" Tauntingly smiling at Sanemi, you stared at him. Bitch move? Yes. You care? Nah.

The spoon dropped from his hands and fell on the pristine white blankets, staining it as Sanemi stood frozen.

Shinobu took the bowl from him before it could also drop.

"Ah ah, hey, Giyuu?" You called towards him, who was cuddled up towards your left side.

"You know Sabito died because of you? Even your sister."

"Oh, Shinobu? Surely Kanae is looking at you with disdain, huh?"

"What a nasty scar you have, Obanai."

"Mitsuri, I can get why no one would wanna marry you."

"I am glad you are blind, Gyomei. I wouldn't want you to see yourself in a mirror."

"I wonder why you were the one to survive, Uzui.."

"Kyojuro, Senjuro is probably getting abused by your father because of you."

"Muichiro, you are so, so, so, stupid...I pity you."

The next thing you know is your tongue has been cut off.

I will maybe make a part! Most likely.

Part 2

MASTERLIST.

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nyan-koii · 3 years

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Hashira ft. Sabito as genshin impact players

aunotes : Bad grammar ahead! I didnt proofread it so be aware of brain damage. plus i initially wrote it at the 1.6 update

PART 1 : T.Muichiro, R.Kyojuro, K.Shinobu, S.Sanemi, U.Tengen

Muichiro : he probably would be uninterested at first. He's more to first person shooting game or anything other than this concept of farming or investing. So that's why when he saw yuichirou banging his fist on his desk, trying to get his fav character, he would simply just watch

"Fck this game, i've had enough,"

"But you havent finish your wishing things yet,"

Stares. "How about you give it a try mui. You might get the character i want,"

"You sure about that? You might get angry at me," "better than nothing. Now go go, get em you donkey,"

His first ten pulls on the game brings out a light we all want to see

"Eh is tha-" "AAAA A FUCKING 5 STAR FCK FCKFCK,"

Apparently, it was one of the luckiest wish yuichiro had ever seen so far

"OHMYFUCK, you GOT A GODDAMN KLEE, QIQI AND SUCROSE WTFF???"

"I think i get your fav character?"

"Yeahh!! More than that to be honest. I want klee but you brought me two more person," sniffles and cries "you're really lucky mui. You should try and play the game,"

"It's probably the system. I doubt im that lucky tho,"

Nah, he really is lucky. Apparently he wished for his friends and got what they all really wanted for so long

"Thank you for getting me the aquila favonia, muichiro,"

"It's nothing really. I just simply press the button. It might be the system that's giving you the thing you want when i wish,"

"But still, even if i were to wish, i can get really scared and paranoid over it,"

"That's bad. You shouldnt invest yourself that much in the game tanjiro. It's just a game,"

"Ehehehe, i guess so. But you're really good at it muichiro! If you download it, we can play together :D!"

!!!!

It took the word "play together" to get muichiro down on his knee for that game. Usually the idea of playing with your friends is not that interesting. So when tanjiro said that, you bet he's going to play it

Type of player

Extremely lucky it's not even real. He got a five star on the beginner's banner

Fast farming. He probably will complete all the quest and become an endgame player within one month

"I just wanted to play with tanjiro..." bashfully

He's really good with whatever he's doing. Attack combo, dodging, elemental reaction and all sorts of stuff. If he invest more of his time on artifacts, he would probably even one shot it!!

He's very lucky. Very

Kyojuro : he wouldnt even know the existence of this game. Well, he took a glimpse of it one day and boom, heart stolen. Maybe it was the fiery burning passion in bennett that made him play the game.

'oh wow!! What a determined young boy! Even though he has a very bad luck he still keep pushing forward! Amazing!!'

'I want to be like him'

Kyojuro's the type of player to read and pay attention to every single lore of his fav character. Bennett, oh my how he wish he could've had bennett in his team. Every wishes he made would make him a c6 bennett main if only barbara wont stop coming home

"I really like you barbara but i dont want you!! Thank you for the c6 though!! I promise to use you in the future but just-" he prepares to wish

"not NOW!!" Clicks

The highest con of bennett he had ever gotten is probably c1. One day the paimon's bargain shop offered bennett as their monthly character. Kyojuro had never been so excited over a game before. He usually perks up over academics and not this kind of thing. But it's bennett, the character he admires the most.

Unfortunately he couldnt get it due to low currency. He had never feel so sad in his life.

"I shall not give up. Dont worry, i will be a c6 bennett main!!!"

He will be a c6 bennett haver!!

Type of player :

Carefully reads every stories and listens to their lines attentively. He finds it amazing how the company spent their everything on this game. It amazes him. From the stories, lores and lines, he truly appreciates it.

Balance his team pretty well. He mains bennett so he doesnt need that much of a healer in his team.

Enjoys bennett's hangout very much!! He tried to not get him killed by the dungeon's trap but ended up having to sacrifice him which ultimately ends the route. He had never felt so down and guilty before.

Not much of a damage dealer. He prefers to play it in normal mode and doesnt care that much about one shotting monster.

He feeds his character three meals a day!! If only there's a sleep option, he would be sending bennett to sleep first before the rest.

Everyone loves his teapot

Shinobu : found the game while she's scrolling through the app store out of boredom. Initially she played it on her phone but due to the fps and a really bad ping, so bad that douma wouldnt find her interesting anymore, she finally downloaded the game on her pc where things has starting to get real

"Ara, shinobu chan, it's lunch time already. Come downstairs please,"

"Sis give me five more minutes, JUST FIVE PLEASE I NEED TO KICK CHILDE's ASS,"

"he's not going anywhere sweetie,"

"yEAHH BUT MY BP IS,"

'Bp?'

"DIE DIE DIE!!" Aggresive clicking intensifies

"Shinobu chan dont hurt the keyboard that much!!"

She got lucky on the beginner's banner too and pulled a 5 star along with bennett and noelle. Who's the 5 star? Diluc Ragnvindr in all of his glory. Shinobu benched him sadly. She prefers sword over any other weapon

"I mean he's cool i guess but i just really dont get that 'WOAHHH COOL' vibe from him you know?"

"then give your diluc to me! I really want him so bad shinobu chan!"

Deep sighs "yeah sure. You can have my c2 diluc mitsuri..."

Loses 50/50 to diluc everytime everyone would think she either is lucky or cursed by the amount of that man greeting him on the screen. She still bench him though, sadly

"Im begging you, give me jEANN THE GRANDMASTER I NEED HEALER iN MY PARTY TO DO ABYSS

Type of player :

Suffers a lot in the abyss because she just want the primos which is a valid reason to do because that's the only thing that keeps her going

She's a sword character main. She'll properly build every character as either support or dps. The support would be kaeya and bennett, and her main dps ayaka

Ayaka main btw

Honestly at some point she wanted to quit the game because of how tiring it is but then inazuma came out

Fragile resin = 0

Resin = 160/160 happens once in a blue moon

"i should probably control myself with the amount of resin i've used,"

"But i cant,"

Hates domain but always can be seen playing in there

Only coops if mitsuri is there

"So that someone can calm me down,"

"That's not a really good reason shinobu chan,"

Sanemi : dude probably know the game through obanai. He watched the latter play and finds it interesting on how high the numbers he dealt. He loves challenges so a game like genshin impact would probably satisfy his need.

"Obanai, are you hearing this shit?"

"What is it sanemi, im busy doing this event,"

"That loser giyuu is also playing the game,"

"Oh yeah i know,"

"YOU KNOW? WHY YOU DIDNT TELL ME??"

"i just know right after you told me,"

"...."

Sanemi's a meta but a mediocre one. He's meta but he doesnt show it that much. Probably buys welkin once in every three months or when he really needs it same goes with battle pass too. Honestly, he really just use his money when he really needs something

"Donno if my allowance can buy me a welkin so i'll probably skip,"

"But the next banner is zhongli's,"

"....."

"Ah fuck it," buys

My man cant dodge after he got zhongli. Its very painful because he used to studies the enemies movement in the early game so that he can utilizes it on the team but zhongli's shield is so tank he forgot that dodging exists

"Im gonna kill you and you and you hhahaahhaah just you wait im gonna shred all of yo- oh shit zhongli's shield. puT IT BACK PUT IT BACK ON,"

That one event where zhongli's shield plays an important role in the domain? Yeah, he felt like a god at that time. Even got his c2 on his rerun. Sanemi just really like zhongli because it kinda reminds him of himejima. Calm and wise and strong too. He looks up on that kind of person

"Zhongli sama, im in debt for all of your hard work protecting my team," bows and wipes tears

Type of player :

Spends a little money on the game to get what he wants

Zhongli main

Is that one player that has hoards of food but doesnt even use it

"Why need healer when you have zhongli's shield,"

Compare to kyojuro, he doesnt even touch the teapot because he finds it ridiculous and bothersome to create and design everything in it

Loves one shotting bosses and compares it to giyuu. He ask for advices from obanai regarding team build supports and stuffs

Doesnt do character's story quest. The key is full every single time. He unlocks it but leaves the quest like that.

"Ah shit, i accidentally activate the quest,"

His friend list only has obanai in it. Whenever people sent him friend request, he wouldnt hesitate, more like wouldnt care to accept it

They either have to coop in obanai's world or his world and after that, unfriend immediately

Says thank you after coop because he has manners and then completely disappears

"Zhongli main forever,"

Tengen : played since 1.0 this madlad has been staying loyal to the game ever since. Quite huge amount of money he spend on this game to be honest but he never gets broke by it. You can see his regular donation to the game by purchasing welkin and battle pass and some genesis crystal too. He's loaded with money, he didnt know what to do with it.

Uzui also plays honkai impact and guns girl Z so when he saw the unknown god at the intro , he was not surprised.

"Oh we have to pick between the siblings? Cool cool co- oh hi kiana,"

"Thats so herrscher of void hahahahah,"

Although he is a loyal fan to MihoYo games, he lost his composure when he saw the 1st genshin anniversary reward because what was that. Imagine getting billions of money and they give us this? Tengen cant believe this shit

"Oh god wtf was that reward, i have to draw to get a welkin and some primos?? aND I ALSO HAVE TO BE LUCKY? WHAT-"

"WHERE'S MY FREE MONA,"

In need of mona. He needs mona so bad he literally spent his money on standard banner to get mona but always ends up with qiqi. Not that he's complaining but he just wants the astrologist to complete the support team

"GOD QIQI YOU AGAIN? WTF WFF WTF-" converts genesis crystal to primigems

"Tengen, you should control yourself!"

"SHUT UP KYOJURO, IM GONNA WASTE MY MONEY TILL I GET HER,"

"yeah but my f2p ass is hurting with how many bennett cons you got," droops

Tengen sees potential in every character. Everyone has their weakness and strength so when kokomi comes out, he diss her at first but then realize maybe its a new way for a character. Adds the uniqueness if he may say so.

"Meh i dont care honestly. You guys should pull whoever you find nice or beautiful. Like me ;)"

"Who do you main uzui?"

"Beidou,"

Type of player

Spoils the storylines, lores, leaks A LOT THE REST HAVE TO BLOCK HIM ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Speed runs the game and has become an endgame player ever since but he still does his daily commission and helps people with domains and stuffs

R5 every battle pass weapon

Fights azhdaha for fun and to test out his characters rather than ruin guards and stuff

Mona wanter

Puts traveller as the pfp and doesnt display any showcase of his characters and namecards. You can only see his achievements and spiral abyss ( 12-3 ). Says its for fun and mystery

Throws a lot of pickup lines and roleplays a lot. Spams your chatbox messages with stickers and censored stuffs

Probably steals your ores and exotic things like violetgrass, qingxin and silk flowers

Screams in the chatbox whenever he saw Mona until Kyojuro had to calm him down

Changes signature every single time and sometimes put spoilers in it

In every survey he would complain "MihoYo where the fuck is my Mona,"

Doesnt heals his characters

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