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whoareyoueventhough · 9 months

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

#bill and ted #bnt #one time i dreamt #weird dreams #body positivity???

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valengory1234 · 15 hours

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Does anyone else have that pain in their back where it actually doesn’t feel painful but it still hurts?

#idk #body is weird #sleep deprivation is definitely a trigger tho #at least I know that

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murmurmurl · 2 months

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aaaaaaaaa can you NOT-

#hhhhhhhhhghhghhhhh #body is weird #stop moving i will literally kill you #murl murmurs

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crayonsandclovers · 6 months

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I AM GOING TO EXPLODE I AM SO MAD AND ALL THE OTHER EMOTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I started college this year! And I love my major!!!! Like literally its fucking amazing I consider doing bachellorate but I have one fucking problem!!!! I. KEEP. FALLING. ASLEEP. WHILE. READING. STUDYING. MATERIALS!!!!!!

IT'S NO FUCKING JOKE EVEN WHEN IM WELL RESTED I STILL FIND MYSELF TAKING A NAP INSTEAD OF READING

and i am not mad at myself for not being effective - i would understand that im struggling with reading a paper that is difficult for me to understand, or just simply boring, BUT THIS IS EPIC. THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY HYPERFIXATIONS WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP ON THEM?!?!!?!

IM NOT MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT DOING THINGS, IM FRUSTRATED AT MY BODY BECAUSE I WANT TO READ THIS I WANT TO LEARN BUT MY BODY JUST REFUSES AAAAAAAAAGH

and when i was in high school it wouldnt happen even while reading the most boring shit!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

#clover rants #body is weird #hyperfixation #reading #learning difficulties #please send help im loosing my mind

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ladylightning · 2 months

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very special to me that every critic has panned lisa frankenstein while every bitch on tumblr is like "this movie was made specifically for ME"

#like yeah no shit these major news outlet corporate critics don't get it #it's not for you STEPHEN #it's for weird GOTHS #you did this to jennifer's body already #i don't give a shit whether you like this one or not #lisa frankenstein #not all art is for everyone! sorry that you guys are boring!

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newttxt · 5 months

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the best way to luffy’s stomach is through his heart (or something like that)

a four page one piece fancomic in which luffy and law talk about luffy’s stomach

page 1

panel 1: a top view of luffy and law sitting in grass. luffy is leaning back on his hands with his legs outstretched. law sits crosslegged between them. they are both looking down at the hole in luffy’s abdomen, where law has used his devil fruit power to remove his stomach. “whoa! cool!” says luffy, while law hums, “hmm… interesting.”

panel 2: a close-up of law’s hand holding luffy’s stomach in its cube-like container. “it looks surprisingly average,” law says, “for a bottomless pit.”

panel 3: “isn’t it weird?” luffy asks. he is sitting with his back to the viewer, but his smile is still visible as he leans into law’s space. law is still crosslegged, holding the stomach, and he looks vaguely uncomfortable as luffy keeps talking. luffy says, “that thing can make food stop looking like food and start looking like poop! huh. wonder how it does that…”

page 2

panel 1: law looks off to the side, sweating and kinda grouchy. knowing he’ll regret this, he mutters, “i… know how… at least for NORMAL humans.”

panel 2: the back of luffy’s head takes up most of the panel as he demands, “what?! i wanna know too!” law grits his teeth and shouts back, “you’re just gonna fall asleep!” and luffy yells, “nuh-uh!”

panel 3: luffy grins widely, throws his arms out to the side, and flops onto his back in the grass. he’s loudly yelling, “tell me! tell me, traffy!”

page 3

panel 1: law is visible from a low-angle, as if from luffy’s pov on the ground. he sighs, “fine. here’s how it works.”

panel 2: this panel looks similar to the previous, but its slightly darker, with gray bars at the top and bottom, narrowing visibility to show luffy’s eyes are closing. law continues, “the stomach has two main functions.”

panel 3: law is now barely visible through the gap. luffy is almost asleep. law says, “the first, as YOU know, is the storage of food.”

panel 4: the background is completely dark, and law’s words trail off, “the second is—“

page 4

panel 1: a large, top view of luffy lying on his back in the grass. his arms are thrown wide still and his eyes are open. he has just jolted awake, saying, “hmm?” off-screen, law complains, “i don’t know WHY i bothered.”

panel 2: law accuses, “you didn’t listen to a word i said.” luffy sits up, his lips pursed and eyes narrowed because he’s a terrible liar. he says, “sure i did,” dragging out the “sure.”

panel 3: luffy breaks into a grin and proudly declares, “it’s a mystery!” law cuts him off with a “NO,” his speech bubble literally dripping with disdain.

panel 4: the silhouette of luffy and law sitting side by side. law is whapping luffy on the head with a light fist. law says, “idiot…” before bonking him. luffy yells, “hey!” but he is laughing, and a small “heh” shows law is too.

#one piece #luffy #trafalgar law #look im just gonna tag it #lulaw #it doesnt have to be but its what i was thinking when i drew it so.#cw body horror #??? ever so slightly #law-typical gore i suppose #he stuck it back in when luffy dozed off. maybe thats what woke him up #anyway. sometimes ur so close to someone that theyll let u look at their organs for fun!#typically its stomach > heart but for luffy its the other way around #not that he keeps his organs very close to his chest. which is a weird thing to say. what AM i saying anymore

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keferon · 2 months

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Ah mmmm well

You know how in mermaid stories, the mermaid is typically the dumber one? I present to you the "and they were both scientists" plot.

Basically the concept is that mermechs and regular mechs can't talk to each other. But luckily even if they speak different languages they still use the same math~

I discovered a bunch of simpatico mer-fics. So. I wanted to do something with this concept too haha. If some physicist happens to read this - feel free to laugh at me. I know nothing about science👍

I don’t know if I’ll continue this thing. Should I. Idk. It’s midnight I might be going crazy lol. I made that cover anyway bc I love making covers hehe

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#transformers #maccadam #our language of science #listen #Im not insane I swear #I mean I’m not THAT insane haha #mermaid mechs are fucking weird but l i s t e n Arachnid from tfp is basically the same #she’s like…half humanoid half spider #she has this mode without her humanoid legs #which is basically makes her..like…centaur. But spider. Spider centaur. Or spider mermaid #half of her body is humanoid and half is spider. And I’m going to use this knowledge for my defence okay??#Because if she can have her spider half then other mechs can do the similar thing. In theory #okay I’m done proving the right of my vision to live #mtmte #lost light #perceptor #tf perceptor #brainstorm #tf brainstorm #simpatico #Chromedome #tf chromedome #yeah the whole world thinks mermaids are stupid but listen #I want smart mermaids okay. I want them to have their whole hidden civilisation. To be scientists #engineers #you know #I’m tired of (oh human need to teach this fish) I want the fish to be teaching the human #Btw Brainstorm basically found a mistake Perceptor made #ahahahehe #okay I’m done I need to get some sleep

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1eos · 9 months

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'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay

#its not weird to be a virgin or to not smoke weed #it IS weird to have an emotional reaction to someone else not having sex or doing drugs #like if fucking n smoking was sooooo cool u'd be doing that rn!#and ofc vice versa mx robotpussy is so real #bc of who i follow i see more of the shaming ppl who don't have sex but ive seen the weird terminally online ppl #who haven't killed the cop in their head trying to police ppl who are just doing things with their own bodies #and i can say from personal experience ppl who do drugs are so chill abt it if you don't wanna smoke they won't pressure you #like it's ok to have sex it's ok not to it's weird if you care like they're not not fucking you keep scrolling

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iguessthisisanewobsession · 9 months

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Jason’s massage therapist deserves a fucking pay raise.

He has no idea how the fuck the dude gives back massages that quiet the goddam pit but you bet your ass Jason is recommending Danny to anyone who looks like they need a massage.

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #sometimes shit goes weird in the body due to fighting crime #how did Danny get such a job?#why the nice lady who owns the place gave him a place to rest when he first came to Gotham and he never left #Danny: this dude feels a bit death-y #Danny pushing a bit of his ecto outward: this should help him relax

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arinmoss · 4 months

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Shadowheart :^)

#wanted to paint her before i go to bed hehe #i think this took maybe 2-3 hours idk so thats why its tsill v messy #so i mighttt clean it up later but idk might finish up my Wyll first #shadowheart #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #fanart #personally like it when she looks princely so if i draw her again shes gonna look like prince charming #tbh i hate how most of the dresses look in bg3 they look suctioncupped to the body and super weird lol #baldurs gate 3 fanart #baldurs gate fanart #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart fanart #shadowheart baldurs gate 3 #shadow heart #art #painting

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lastoneout · 1 year

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#these are all true of me :3 #my central heterochromia is my favorite thing about my body #it's a weird kind tho #hard to explain without a picture

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dammarchy211 · 3 months

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Sasha Nein sunday

#rdj meme. he has autism #my art #psychonauts #razputin aquato #psychonauts fanart #psychonauts art #raz aquato #psychonauts raz #psychonauts razputin #psychonauts sasha nein #sasha nein #psychonauts sasha #my weird little man🫶 I lov him in a gay kind a way #I was gonna put a lili something in this body but it ended up being too many images so I’ll post that later #*post #idk how post became body I def didn’t type that-

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unpretty · 10 months

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the disappearance of durian between botw and totk implies to me that somehow zelda managed to erase all durian from the timeline

#original #some kind of fruit-related butterfly effect #a dragon wiggles its long weird body and now a type of fruit is extinct

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nerdpoe · 13 days

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Young Justice is always a little...concerned. With Phantom's living situation. Now they're outright afraid for him, and Bart has decided it's time to Ask An Adult.

It was the little quips. The tiny little things. Stuff that didn't seem to matter to Phantom at all, or appeared to be normal for him, that he didn't realize weren't normal at all.

"Oh, better not hope my mom catches me." "Doing what, staying out past bedtime?" "Nah, using my powers; she'd vivisect me!"

"Another stab wound. Great." "Don't worry Phantom, I've got the med kit-" "Oh, I'm not a baby or anything, I can handle it just fine. Just gimme a sec to take it out."

"My dad has better aim than that." "...Like, when he's hunting, right?" "...At what other times would he be shooting at me?"

"Huh. Not as bad as my parents place. Look; they have a decontamination shower!" "Phantom, this lab has been vandalized to the point of needing a hazmat suit." "Did I stutter?"

Finding out each others identities did nothing to soothe the worry. Tim quietly told the others that every time he tried to run facial recognition, he kept hitting a government firewall he couldn't breach. Phantom never told them his last name, just his first, and 'Danny' is super common.

The thing that really did it though, the thing that made Bart snap and run off to ask Max, was when Danny had a nightmare.

He was talking in his sleep.

"No. Don't-stop. Stoooop. I need...my skin. Mom, no. You can't...peel off...my skin..."

Bart didn't even wait for them to wake Danny up before he was standing in front of Max, talking a mile a minute as he tried to figure out what to do, with Wally staring in horror over a plate of waffles as he computed everything that Bart was saying.

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Danny had a dream about his mom and Skulker arguing about how to skin him. He wouldn't really call it a nightmare, because it was just Skulker, but the scariest thing was Skulker insisting to his mom that it was possible to skin him with a potato peeler. Dream mom was arguing that it was not, and that from a scientific standpoint that was a really piss poor way to preserve a specimen.

He hadn't been begging them to stop hurting him, he'd been whining at them to knock it off.

But when he wakes up, it's to a room full of worried friends and an old man who calls himself Max.

"Kid, I think we need to talk."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #first convo was with cassie #second was with bart #third was with kon #fourth was with tim #max is fully prepared to take in another kid #bart is fully prepared to share #wally went to dick to ask him to put his detective training to work and find phantom's parents #wally was just visiting max #catching up #shooting the shit #when suddenly bart comes in and just trauma dumps about one of the other young justice heroes #who is apparently in a super abusive situation #and probably needs help #body horror tw #skinning tw #but only mentioned in the context of a super weird dream #danny's living situation COULD use some improvements #but it's not as bad as everyone thinks #anti ecto acts are still a thing #but as long as danny is with young justice the GIW leave him alone so #eh #not like they're good at their jobs anyways #max is about to blow his mind with the following information #“you are not okay. it's okay to not be okay. but kid. you need help and we're offering.”

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lottieurl · 1 year

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everyone looked at lottie like ok girl what are we supposed to Do. and lottie had the chain by fleetwood mac stuck in her head and was like uhhh listen to the wind blow maybe? and mari was like wow the second coming of christ right in front of my very eyes

#i had two coffees its 2am im vibrating out of my body a little #hence haha isnt yj weird and hilarious type posting #yellowjackets blogging

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saturnisscreaming · 8 months

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When you meet The Creature (and you will) give it my regards

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