Customer: DRY JOB FOR MY WORK SUV USED FOR DRY CLEANING DELIVERY
DMV: DRY HAND JOB, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
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finally went ahead and did that homestuck alchemization bot i always said i'd be doing at some point in my life. you can add him to your discord server here;
thanks
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#BOOP
Opt in. Like to make a friend. Reblog to spread the #boop.
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This is your hourly scrolling reminder
Are you enjoying this?
Would you rather be doing something else?
If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.
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This is your scrolling reminder
Are you enjoying this?
Would you rather be doing something else?
If so please stop and go read your book or eat or something.
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ASEXUALS AND EVERYONE TIME TO RISE UP
WERE CLEARING OUT THE BOTS FROM THE #ASEXUAL TAG IN MASS NUMBERS RIGHT NOW
GO THROUGH THE TAG REPORT FOR SPAM AND BLOCK THEM ALL
We are cleaning up this goddamn site
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My piece for @crktravelzine ! Please consider checking out everyone else's lovely work here
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Now THESE are the types of changes I like to see around here.
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Part 2 of my Valentine’s Day art, here’s a bunch of (mostly ii lmao) object pairing requests I got from instagram
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Customer: REST IN PEACE BLACK STAR
DMV: BLACKSTAR, THINK THIS A REFERENCE TO DAVID BOWIE PASSING AWAY, BLACKSTAR IS THE NAME OF HIS FINAL ALBUM. OK?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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PSA FOR ALL AO3 USERS:
Yes, comments like these are made by the bots. Yes, it is a plague. No, it's not worth replying to them, although it'll feel satisfying.
Please flag them as spam. Let the AO3 mods do what they have to.
Also, AO3 allows the writers to change the settings of their works, so that only people with accounts will be able to comment and/or view the fic. Use it as you wish. Yes, you can mass-change this setting in all (or the chosen) of your fics easily.
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PROUD TO BE PART OF THE SPECIAL FORCE THAT FIGHTS AGAINST BOTS
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