Customer: LUCKY NUMBERS
DMV: DOES IT LOOK LIKE "TIT"?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY MAGICIAN NAME WHEN I USE TO PERFORM AS A TEENAGER
DMV: BALLS IN 1?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: DODGE RAM FOR YOU
DMV: SEXUAL. DOES HAVE A DODGE TRUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: GUN?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY MOBILE APP
DMV: WHITE CRACKIN… RACIAL?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY BASKETBALL NUMBER
DMV: BALLER?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: ORIGINAL CALIFORNIA
DMV: OG-ORIGINAK GANGSTER
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: KILLING ANY COMPETITION
DMV: KILL?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: PERCENT. REPRESENTS PATRIOTS AND VETERAN/MILITARY FAMILY.
DMV: "PERCNT" IS NOT OUT THERE SO PUL FOR SUB OR NOT? I TOOK ITAS 3 PERCENT SAYING.
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BOXING REGISTERED NURSE
DMV: BOX IS SLANG FOR VAGINA
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: OK I NEED A LOT MORE
DMV: TAGALOG-OKI'S NICENES. URBAND SAYS "PUSSY OF MOTHER" AND 1 THING ON GOOGLE SAYS "PUSSY OF MOTHER".
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: STUD IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BLACK INDIAN
DMV: RACIAL?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: ASA IS THE INTIALS TO MY NAME ALEC STEVEN ALEJO AND TACO IS FOR TACOMA
DMV: TACO CAN BE SLANG FOR VAGINA. DOES HAVE A TACOMA
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: IM A NUMBER 1 FAN OF THE ROLLING STONES BAND, OLD SCHOOL CAR NEEDS AN OLD SCHOOL LICENSE PLATE.
DMV: STONED-WEED. ROLLING STONES.
Verdict: DENIED
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