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kolumander · 3 months

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this would’ve been appropriate for november but whatever i made it and im posting it now. feast your eyes upon my elaborate shitpost B)

#supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural fanart #this is the stupidest thing ive ever made #and i fucking love it #BAHAHAHS #kolu’s stuff #spn #destielgate

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mcnuggyy · 2 years

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hey serious question why does Antoni queer eye never use pepper when seasoning

#like he always used salt but never pepper why #is it just me that enjoys pepper a lot #it always weirds me out #callate guero #BAHAHAHS #i think he’s done it maybe once??? out of like 4 seasons

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journen · 8 months

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Sketches for a fic I wrote. Domestic SoapGhost and Uncle Ghost with Joseph. 👀

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laurenkmyers · 9 months

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firstprince + he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football.

#red white and royal blue #firstprince #rwrb #rwrbedit #firstprinceedit #rwarbedit #rwarb #mine #it's the way i had to split up all the red room hair grabs #bahahah

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choccy-milky · 6 days

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OMG I LOVED YOUR NEW CHAPTER ❤️

I just can’t wait to see if you end drawing tortured sub seb, our poor boy was heaving at the mouth!!!!! Also I’m gonna need a visual on freaking Henry I need to look at that mf in the face

Also I did sorta get fooled into thinking the favorite boy was Henry for a second but 10/10 loved the chapter.

AWW THANK UUUU💖💖AND OK i was actually gonna include a link to some doodles of henry at the beginning of the chapter but i couldnt decide on how i wanted him to look BUT I THINK I GOT IT, SO HERE

that smile..................that damned smile ((also we know by now i love torturing seb, and i defs have a wip of tortured sub seb/dom clora in the works too, rest assured👀))

#AND IM STILL NOT FULLY HAPPY WITH HIM TBH its hard cuz i wanted to strike a balance between posh london boy but also manly #all i knew was that the PLEASANT SMILE and stray piece of hair that pissed seb off needed to be included BAHHAHA #ask #choccyart #ALSO YESS IM GLAD THE CHAPTER TITLE FOOLED U BAHAHAH #boy?? no. CAT

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savviathan · 2 years

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so they switched heights this season right

#no more short king Joel tall queen lizzie #only tall king Joel and short queen Lizzie BAHAHAH #no to be clear I headcanon him still short as fuck. but this was funny #savvieposts #empires smp #empires s1 #empires s2 #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #shitpost

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anantaru · 3 months

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BYE WHY WAS NEUVILLETTE SO SERIOUS

#im crying he's so hilarious BAHAHAH #໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ yoru plays genshin'

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b-o-e · 1 year

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town gossip

Wally Darling x Reader

Warnings: Frank getting sucked back into helping Wally with the obstacles of his relationship, haha!

although it is not necessary, I highly suggest reading my fics in their recommended order for the best experience! here is the link to all my silly lil wally fics in order. this is #9 :)

News spread quickly about you and Wally, but what actually are you?

“Would you mind throwing a Red Delicious in there too please, Howdy?”

You stood at the till of Howdy’s place, buying a snack for yourself, figuring grabbing one for Wally for the next time you see him would be a good idea.

“Ahh, a Red Delicious, hmm?” He hummed, a grin playing at his features as you plucked the best looking apple you could spot from the crate.

“Yes, please,” you nodded, a little wary by his tone, looking back at him after examining the apple. “And what do I owe you, kind sir?” You jested, eyeing him suspiciously as he leaned over the counter, two arms resting on it as a hand supported his chin while the other two crossed before his stomach.

“How about an answer to some… town gossip, I’ve picked up on?”

Ah.

You think you saw where this is going.

He seemed to know you understood by the rosiness of your cheeks.

“... News travels fast around here, huh?” you uttered sheepishly, toying with your fingers.

“It’s true then, isn’t it?” He cackled, “You and Wally finally got together?”

You opened your mouth to speak your defense, only to pause.

Wait a minute…

Together…

Were you two actually together yet?

Howdy quirked a brow at the sudden dumbfounded expression taking over your face.

“Why, you are together, aren’tcha?” He questioned, brows furrowing as your conflicted eyes met his.

Are you?

“... that’s actually a good question,”

“Oh?” He questioned. “Ohhh..?” his head slowly bobbed up and down as a nod, beginning to grasp slightly onto the situation. “But you are both aware of each other's feelings?”

“That, I will say, we are,” you agreed. “However, I sorta never thought about giving us a proper title…” You trailed on.

“Well, I’d suggest you get on it, then! Might as well get it said instead of stuck inside your head! Say, why not take some flowers for him, hmm?” His hands folded together, a smile on his features.

“Free, on the house!” He grabbed an arrangement of red, orange, and yellow tulips, thrusting them towards you. You nearly wheezed at the force, accepting them.

“Thank you for your business, neighbour,” He gave you a playful wink, “‘n go get ‘em, tiger!” he gave a thumbs up. Four, actually. Extra good luck!

“Thank you, Howdy,” you rolled your eyes with a laugh at his comment, heading out of the store with new questions on your mind.

How were you to go about this, now?

…

“So, little buddy,”

Barnaby and Wally strolled along, the big blue dog gazing down at his companion.

“Hmm?” Wally hummed, meeting his eyes.

“I’ve heard a little rumour about you,” Barnaby claimed, trying to gauge Wally’s reaction.

“Oh yeah?” Wally inquired curiously, “What would that be?”

“I heard that you and a certain someone have finally gotten together,”

Wally began to answer, but hesitated.

“‘Gotten together’...” Wally repeated, looking a little lost. Then, he paused, head tipping to the side.

“... Little buddy?” Barnaby stopped a few steps ahead, turning towards his friend.

“Are we together now?” Wally quizzed himself, tapping his chin in thought, Barnaby’s eyes widening in realization.

“Wait, aren’tcha?”

“... I think I’d better pay Frank and Eddie a visit,” Wally decided, offering an apologetic smile to his friend. “Sorry, Barnaby,” he spun on his heel, headed toward the couple’s shared home.

“... huh.”

…

“Just when I thought I was free of this stress,”

Frank rubbed at his forehead, Eddie chuckling behind him, patting his back.

“It’s no big deal this time,” Eddie said, “I’ve got this one under control. I already came up with an idea, actually! As long as you’re willing to spare some of the flowers from the garden,”

Wally watched the two, especially focussed on the way they interacted. The touch they shared. The same that he desired with you.

Eddie’s hand moved from Frank’s back, settling wrapped around his waist instead. Ooh, he could do that with you!

“What are you thinking?” Frank questioned, peeking at Eddie.

“Well, I reckon Wally should take ‘em on a picnic,” he said. “Take some flowers to their door and propose the idea,” he continued.

“‘Course, I’m fairly sure they’ll say yes. Treat ‘em to a nice meal out under a pretty tree, and bring it up by the end!” Eddie explained.

Frank tapped his chin in contemplation, nodding with a hum.

“I quite like that idea. Nice and casual, I don’t believe much could go wrong,” he agreed. “What do you think about that, Wally? Do you like that plan, or would you like to give something else an attempt?”

“I think I like the sounds of that,” Wally nodded slowly, contemplating. “Yes. I think that sounds nice,” he decided, more confident now.

He had this in the bag!

frank and eddie always to the rescue, it seems! I hope you enjoyed, haha!

here is a link to my silly lil wally fics in their recommended order if you would like :) these can also be found on my ao3 B) I also have a ko-fi if you'd like to support me!

likes and reblogs are always appreciated! also! check out this awesome art made for sleepy phone call! SO COOL! 'tis all, for now! I shall be back B) have a good day, and take care of yourself!

Posted Saturday, May 13, 2023, at 2:23 PM

#wally darling x reader #wally x reader #wally darling #welcome home x reader #welcome home #weowowoowekwoxwsowo #so excited for tomorrow!!!! staying a couple nights on the lake to go fishing B)#fun fact about me haha!! I love to fish!!#I’m so sleep bahahah #always soo eeby #auggghhh

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cokowiii · 10 months

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Yall know that sound kittens make when they get scared af? Like they puff up and kinda just make that lil popping noise?

Yeah he did that thing

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hazelelel · 6 months

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ehehehehhhheheheh

hehehehehheehehhh

veiny hand firmly grasp

Dumbledore is like: behold, the nicotine addicted greasy dungeon dwelling homicidal sweetheart that I found in the dumpster and made my most trusted spy

Snape: I AM NOT!! UNHAND ME YOU FILTH-

#the idea brought me so much joy I had to #look at him #I gave his shoes little white tippies #bahahahah he looks so pissed BAHAHAH #pro snape #severus snape #heeehehhehe #i cant stop giggling he looks so scrunkly #albus dumbledore #harry potter #oh i gave dumbledore link nail polish because obviously #BAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEHE #snape content #snape fanart

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natelia-aldelliz · 1 year

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more ghost!Roach with accidental necromancer Soap, their first interaction !

(please ignore the fact that i can't draw the same character twice lmao)

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #ghostroach #soapghost #ghostsoap #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #i'm gonna keep pushing welsh roach i don't know why but i really like it #ooh do you think he spoke welsh to ghost when he was annoyed and ghost told him to speak english #and so when soap speaks scots and he says the same thing for the first time he has a huge internal breakdown #meanwhile roach floating above his head like 'bahahah ur never gonna rest again english man - wait fuck no pls don't cry i didn't mean it'#and soap who can also hear him on the coms being like ._.#he feels bad for ghost but also that is a life goal he can get behind #if ghost didn't want this life he shouldn't have been english #of course he also has no idea what roach is saying when he speaks welsh and roach doesn't know either when he speaks scots #but if it's against ghost it's fiiiine #they're not above pretending to have a full conversation in their respective language to mess with people #anything to have ghost sigh at them it's the funniest thing ever for them

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hxhrewatchbut1999 · 2 months

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hello its been a while! but anyways i was reading the manga and:

IS THAT SHALNARK OR KURAPIKA???? I NEED TO KNOW FOR GAY REASONS-

#i forgot i had this sideblog ive been rebloging hxh shit on my main😂#its heimamas if anybody wants to know lol #im obviously rooting for it being shalnark btw cause i ship the shit out of those two bahahah #but at the same time kurapika was his demise so itd make sense if it was pikapika #hunter x hunter #hxh #uvogin #kurapika #shalnark

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aziidaa · 7 months

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started off as a frustrated 4am doodle now we here

#zosan #opla #opla zoro #opla sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #they r so yassified in this i cannot LMAOOOOOOOOOO #help i think in the 4 times i posted zoro i spelt his name different in each tag BAHAHAH

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proshiprodent · 1 year

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Yandere! SCP 049 Headcanons

woah im actually getting to this anyways sorry for the long wait but im here! the reader is apart of the scientific department ^^ also reader is afab but uses they/them

SFW

God does he love you.

Though you guys were both unaware at first

He thought it was just a feeling of friendliness and care

Until he couldn't keep you out of his head. Through all of his research, the thought of you lingered in his head

He then started to feel something different in him.

He felt an urge to protect you from everyone and to never let you go. He only wanted you to look at him, talk to him and for you to only be by him.

For you though, as an ScD, you saw him react differently everytime he saw you.

He would stare at you, like he was in a trance. He would treat you differently from the rest of the scientists.

The way you two began to grow closer was when you interviewed him.

You guys sat there for hours under close watch by the foundation. Talking on and on about eachothers lives and personal things.

You know it was odd to be closer than friends with an SCP, especially as foundation personnel but you felt something for him. Love.

He could tell you felt this by how he analyzed you everytime you guys would talk. He felt ecstatic, absolute joy in your reciprocation.

Sometimes when the foundation had put you in for tests, you two would talk to eachother in his cell. Enjoying eachothers company as you guys talked. He would even show off some of his progress or belongings that he somehow had.

You looked at him as he explained his studies, deep in thought and showing interest to it. "See, the pestilence does not reside in other mammals similar to humans, They've given me orangutans to test on but it's just not the same.." You nodded in agreement as he continued, "Though someday I hope to test on a human with the pestilence. Or any human."

"Would I be on your list of potential tests?" you questioned

"God no! Your beauty must be protected, I must not ruin a person like you..."

NSFW

ohgod-

He tries to be gentle at first. Keyword: tries.

He has a knife kink no fucking doubt and loves to carve hearts into you

What does his penis look like? oh honey you asked the wrong person

So I think its kinda lanky. Definitely sensative. His skin has a greyish tint to it so I think his penis definitely is grey with a bit of red at the top. The red is probably something like #DDCDC9 with the rest of his penis being #DDDDDD and his balls being a little darker at #C4C4C4. I'd say the length is 7.12 inches soft maybe, 8.01in hard (wow im generous). His penis may not be that thick but it makes up in length. Girth is probs 3.10in wide. His semen production is kinda alot. He definitely has a curve about like 4-5 degrees towards him.

He'd tie you up and call you a 'gift from the heavens'

049 writes down your reactions and actions and i will die on this hill.

He loves when you suck him off but refuses to say.

SIZE KINK SIZE KINK if your small he will love you forever

Theres no way he doesnt have a dacryphilia kink

Fucks you for hours and says its for research LMAOO

HE WILL MAKE YOU BEG I WILL DIE HERE

sorry i dont have much im so tired rn 💀

He looked at you as you layed under him, naked and flustered. "Beg for it, love." you looked at him and wimpered "P-Please fuck me 049, please cum inside of me..~" He chuckled at your words and thrusted into you,

"Finally I have you all to me.."

Yes i fucking wrote that paragraph. why? because i can. I apologize (not

#scp 049 #scp #scp foundation #scp researcher #scp 049 x reader #smut #scp smut #why did i write that fucking paragraph LMAOOO #LIKE THIS IS SO FUNNY BAHAHAH #proship interact #proship writing #🐀 writes!#yandere

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vngful · 8 months

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😂😂☝️😂☝️☝️

#FUCK ALL OF U BAHAHAH #devil may cry #dmc #dante sparda #vergil sparda #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dmc 3 #vergil dmc #dante dmc #dmc memes

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cheruib · 2 months

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bought my favorite cinnamon roll for dessert after i break my fast🤭

#would’ve been zlebiya or mkharek if i were home🥲 i miss ramadan back at home so much might cry!#been calling my grandma every day after we both break our fast and she would be like well at least there’s less dishes to wash now bAHAHAH #She also sends me pics of what she’s cooking and it’s so endearing bc she tries to take different pics from different angels to make it look #pretty and it makes me miss her so much!!!!!!!

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