Sorbet Shark Needs Legs
The story of a shark Cookie who needs legs
By Devsisters
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Sorbet Shark: Black Pearl, I need legs!
Black Pearl: Ok, but no voice!
Sorbet Shark: Deal!
Black Pearl: It’s eight legs, riiiight?
Sorbet Shark: I forget?? I think eight!
Black Pearl: Eight?
Sorbet Shark: Yeah, eight.
Sorbet Shark: Black Pearl, this doesn’t seem- O0o0oOo0o0O!!!
Black Pearl: I’m sorry, what?
Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0Oo0O0oOo0!!!
Black Pearl: Oh, you can’t talk anymore?
Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0!!
Black Pearl: Well, we’re done here, so… LEAVE.
(Later)
Captain Caviar: *Playing his ocarina*
Sorbet Shark: (Crap, it has two legs! Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap! This dress will work!)
(Scutter, Scutter, Scutter)
Captain Caviar: What the dink is that noise?!
(Soon)
Captain Caviar: Wow, you look nice! Cool dress. I’m Captain Caviar Cookie. You sound like two horses. I like talking to you!
(Scutter, Scutter)
(Later)
Captain Caviar: However, Flareon is the only fully evolved fire type Pokémon who can’t learn SolarBeam. Yeah, I’m working on a medley of all 17 Pokémon theme songs! (Takes out his ocarina)
(FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Sorbet Shark: (I can’t not hug him!)
(SSSSSHHHHRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!)
Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0O!!!
Captain Caviar: Whoa! Oh! Hey! (Toot Toot Toot) I need to go to Oyster’s for a second…! (Toot Toot Toot)
Captain Caviar: Oyster, this is weird! What do I do?!
Oyster: You like this kid, right?
Captain Caviar: Yeah, but Oyster…!
Oyster: They want your big Captain hugs.
Captain Caviar: Yeah, Oyster, but—!
Oyster: But what?!
Captain Caviar: Eight legs!!
Oyster: Seven Genitals. (Sips tea)
Captain Caviar: *Jaw drop* (WTF?!)
Captain Caviar: Ok, Than- (Starts to rush out of the room)
Oyster: Maybe more…
Captain Caviar: Ok, thanks, Oyster!
Oyster: Imagine…
Captain Caviar: Kid! Where’d you go?!
(He realizes what has gone on)
Captain Caviar: Oh no. They gave up and returned to the sea?! (Plays his ocarina)
Sorbet Shark: *Sigh*
Lobster: Sorbet Shark! I guess yeh never had a laig to stand on-
(SLAP!)
(The End)
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