#Are you serious jokes
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Alice: Are you serious?
Frank: No, I'm frank.
Lily, in the background: oh no, they've got him too!
#the marauders#alice longbottom#frank longbottom#lily evans#funny#lol#incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#Are you serious jokes
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal
is it just me? does anyone else do this?
#personal#food#bacon#no you think this is a joke but I'm serious#this is how I open bacon#it makes it so easy to get the bacon out!#like this is a shitpost but I am serious
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Some might say he didn’t take the news well
#Merlin#Merlin bbc#arthur pendragon#meme redraw#Merthur#redrawing Merlin as memes until I get my motivation back day 2#Merlin??? a socerer???#this guy are you serious ??#bbc arthur#merlin fanart#Merthur fanart#merlin memes#jokes aside he really did have to take a moment there#this was Arthur in his head
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anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):
• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying
• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.
• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief
• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing
• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway
• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.
• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.
#this WAS a rant i made about some ao3 discourse i saw on my dash. but now it's better#frostdevil#<- the ship tag which you should check out#im fully serious about this btw. this seems like a joke bc it's inherently funny but im also 100% not making a joke#otp: horned helms something about lying#santagno#loki#matt murdock#daredevil#Top Tino Post
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the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.
#enjoy my shitpost doodles i'll do more serious ones later#mjv!calem is so funny to me i want to study him in a lab#the most fucked up lil dude in all of kalos he's so god damn haunted#just girly things : when an evil ecofascist ceo tricks you into almost killing your friends by brainwashing you <3#i actually need to talk about what happens in mjv!xy instead of just dropping wild out of context jokes about plot points aksflj#pokemon#pokemon xy#pkmn xy#pokemon serena#trainer serena#pokemon az#trainer az#pokemon calem#trainer calem#rival calem#pokemon shauna#rival shauna#pokemon emma#trainer emma#hc : (pkmn) mjverse#chara : serena vidal#chara : zephyrathes '' az '' vidal#<- fucked up in that hc post and forgot to write out his full first name oops#chara : calem durant#chara : shauna bellamy#chara : emma khalil#🎨 : mj draws#tw explosion
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If there are supposedly hordes of trans women sniffing out shy moody androgynous goth boys and turning them into extroverted freaky raver puppygirls explain why hasn't it happened to me yet. Am I not pretty enough
#This is a joke but seriously you guys are weird as fuck for thinking a 'guy' who hangs out with a lot of trans women eventually becoming#one herself is some evidence of being 'turned' instead of the simpler and more reasonable explanation that the reason that#she hung out with mostly trans girls and was ok with them talking about her becoming a girl jokingly OR serious is probably just that#she already wanted to be a girl and the trans girls she hung out with helped her become more comfortable with that idea and#gave her the tools and confidence to pursue that. There is no prime directive because closeted trans people are not fucking aliens who#have nooo idea what's going on with themselves and should be isolated from people who could help them figure themselves out#and support them through that realization and their transition. You are straight up parroting conservative talking points about protecting#our vulnerable cis people from the big scary trans agenda that seeks to corrupt their beautiful god given genders. Get a grip#talk
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Pin-Lee suggesting that Murderbot start reacting to its injuries more to let humans know it’s been injured after realizing that it’s been casually walking around after a fight leaving a trail of Fluids. It’s like “I could.. probably write some code for that I guess.” and Dr. Mensah is like “don’t worry about it if it would be distracting to you. Just.... tell us afterwards. We want to know how you’re doing” and it’s like “i can give status reports yes.”
Pin-Lee is like “I still like the idea of you giving an indication you’ve been hit. For example.” she points finger guns. “Bang oh no I have definitely hit you with a projectile. Indicate that somehow.”
Murderbot, with extremely flat inflection which would not immediately seem like a distress call to nearby humans: “Ouch. I Have Been Injured.”
Pin-Lee is like “hm no there’s gotta be some sort of. I don’t know, you don’t have to verbalize if you don’t want to, maybe there’s like an alarm noise you could make? or an “AAA!” sound? Okay let’s try again BANG”
There is a brief delay (less then a second) and then Murderbot responds with damage vocalization option 2.
“File:Wilhelm_Scream.ogg” blasts through the station.
#imagine me sleep deprived at work cackling about this idea behind my mask#imagine me coming home for a nap an texting the words 'wilhelm scream' to my own email so I don't forget this#murderbot; done: AUUUUUGHH#Pin-Lee: WHAT THE FUCK#everyone: *laughing*#the murderbot diaries#murderbot diaries#personal (ok to rb)#'they're still using 2020s audio file format in the future?' look don't question it#it is intentionally unclear if this is 1. a joke 2. a 'fuck you' response or 3. completely serious. or all 3. on murderbot's part
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alhaitham in your style is making me go feral please please please can i ask for haitham doodles
thank you and have a good day/night and continue making bloody amazing art <333
glad you like him in my artstyle !! here for youuu
#/JOKE#I mean... I mainly draw him goofy so iwasn't sure which alhaitham u mean#reply#thank you so muuuch :sob:#buuut I think this request is also an opportunity to draw him H O T#because i always wanted to try#BUT HSDUFSUDFS IT IS NOT-SERIOUS IN MY HEAD#i will make effort for you anon#and for science#because i wanna see how does it look him i draw him handsom-ly#I DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING THO HAHAHAH
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my friend wanted me to draw M3GAN meeting Jason or Michael lmao
#i will not be elaborating#i am removing comment privileges from people who dont know what a fucking joke is im sorry. do you see this and think its?? serious/???#slashers#m3gan#jason voorhees#michael myers#freddy krueger#friday the 13th#halloween#a nightmare on elm street#drawing#m3gan spoilers#but not really just yknow#jennilart
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Wolfwood: I am going to kill you
Vash: omg 😳 babe 🥰🥺🥺
#trigun stampede#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#this episode made me cry and shake in anxiety and yet the only thing I could draw was stupid meme jokes#story of my life#if you see me do a serious drawing. no you didn’t
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the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas
yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.
the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#javier asrahan#llojavi#i'm sorry i do think this is incredibly funny i'm still laughing ajksdhsjkfsd#they're assholes! they're best friends! they will risk life and limb for one another but you won't get them to say one nice thing#about the other unless it's a matter of life and death! and even then they might risk it if they're the ones in danger and not the other lo#like!! this is in character! this is a joke made by the characters and not at them!! this is them acknowledging how much they care#for the other and then cringing when they realize they let themselves be earnest out loud.#not the narrative itself cringing and not allowing the characters to be earnest at all. not the author pointing and laughing at the story#you're supposed to care about.#i'm getting serious again so i'm gonna stop!! just!! i do love them <3333#ep 122
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#mcives#undisclosed vespa nanami jokes with user chris_sdd#he wants you to ask him about the vespa#you should try asking him about it#i'm so serious
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im guessing its an aroace experience to fantasize about relationships all the time and ship things all the time and be obsessed with romance as a concept but the idea of someone flirting with and seeking you out and actually dating someone and kissing someone seems immensely weird and unnatural to you.
and also if you have had fictional "crushes" that were actually just you liking the character and the character design and confusing that with the fandom expectation of having a character you simp after.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#aspec#arospec#acespec#i thought i was pan for so long cuz i felt equally unattracted to everyone#i deadass thought people were joking when they talked about needing a character carnally like what do you mean youre serious
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the subway rats poem is teruhashi coded
#saiki k#saiki k fanart#art tag#teruhashi kokomi#you guys thought i was joking But I WASNT. I WAS SERIOUS.#“i’m not the type to have friends” “i’ve received more compliments on my appearance than greetings” ok girl#go to therapy#anyway the poem reminded me of someone rejecting the companionship of people they view as below them#even if secretly they want it#because they feel too far off#which is what teruhashi does especially initially#rejecting friendship because she feels like she’s only valued as an object of desire#and is better than all these average people trying to befriend her#This poem also applies to saiki for that exact reason
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"WHEN they INEVITABLY break up" oh honey bucktommy is endgame, there is no breaking up, they're the IT couple actually, tim told me that himself
#i'm only joking of course#or am i?#ok i'm half joking half serious#but i'm kinda confused when i see such comments#because we literally don't know what's going to happen??#like who told you that?#yeah yeah writing reasons whatever#idc!!!#i'm just a girl#bucktommy endgame may not be real to you but it is to me and oliver#please respect that by using if instead of when#and lose the i word#thank you for your consideration <3#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#evan buckley#tommy kinard
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