There's just something so (epxletitive deleted) about being woken up by the dulcet tones of snow plows.
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Marauders and Reg group chat
Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Sirius: >:O language.
Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.
Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
Peter: ‘the fuck word’
James: You guys use the f word all the time??
Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.
Peter: say fuck James.
Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.
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ok so the thing about sokka is. if he didn’t have a little sister, i don’t think he would’ve spared azula’s life (twice!), since he justified wanting to let zuko die because zuko was “constantly trying to kill them,” and azula came much closer to achieving that goal. but also, if sokka did not have a little sister, he would simply not be sokka.
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Not that there should ever be anything Twitter does better than any other platform, but at least the 'Mute this person for everything except for the art you actually followed them for' function was S-tier when it worked because some people on here really like to talk shit about self-made problems and act like their art is enough for people to suffer through shitty takes.
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Bitches love mean characters. Bitches are tired of the same moral traits in MC’s that fail to represent other fundamental parts of what it means to be human.
It’s me, I’m bitches.
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About to do a purge of followers to cleanse free of pornbots/Blank blogs/minors/etc.
Ways to decrease your chances of being blocked:
Have your age or 18+ disclaimer listed
Don't have a default tumblr icon
Don't have a blog title as 'Untitled'
Have your age or a 18+ disclaimer listed
Have some reblogs or posts or some indicator of life on your blog
Have a background/theme
Have your age or 18+ disclaimer listed
A reminder that my blog is 18+ only. This is my own personal boundary as I discuss nsfw themes and post nsfw works and am not comfortable with minors following me
In addition, I block empty blogs/accounts that appear as bots or spam. If I see you in my followers as a default icon and 'untitled' then 90% of the time you will end up in timeout
I'm saying this in advance to allow people the chance to make changes as needed. This takes 60 seconds tops. Please don't complain I've blocked you when I've given advanced notice and time to change your blog as needed
I've been saying all this for months, and I hate that it needs to be constantly repeated. Please just do the bare minimum
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Saturday Six (Stuff)
I'd been feeling severely anxious and depressed about my business being dead, and the thought of having to talk to my parents and ask for help again, but luckily my whinging (an Ad) on Facebook seems to have worked, and I got a nice little customer job. Plus some stuff from my BFF and her family (possibly).( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)・*♡
Plus I'm getting weird customer messages. Always a good time.(⑅ ‘﹃’ )
Leeloo is a cute kitten, but she is seriously a little bit of a terrorist. When I say she gets into everything I mean it. (^・ω・^ )
I do not like having this sinus crud that's going around.(*`へ´*)
I know both options for the USA presidency are terrible. But one (CHUMP) is more terrible. I'm tired of the argument. I'm gonna stick with the slightly better Grandpa Joe. Not because I love him, because I don't. But because he's the one that'll get us closer to where we need to go. We may take three steps forward and two steps back, but at least we're going in the right direction. Whereas the other guy has no idea where he's going. Maybe towards Vladimir. More likely than you think.( •̀ω•́ )σ
I can't believe I'm going to be five and a half decades old in a little over a month. Jfc. I don't feel that old. (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
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i love when I answer the phone at work going 'you're speaking with Lindsey-' and I just hear 'oh shit' at the other end of the line and I'm briefly like now what the fuck did I do to you???
and then I check the phone number and clock that it's one of my regulars being a SHITE on purpose. you have got to STOP this pls
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yep, the home wifi is completely borked now. 👍 not sure when that'll be fixed, hopefully before i'm back to work next week.
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