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xxoxobree · 11 months

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Morales Fam Road Trip HC’s.

Ft. Jeff, Rio , The Twins, And You 🥰

You guys are driving to Florida To Visit Rio’s Parents. Orlando Specifically.

You weren’t supposed to come but the twins begged you and their parents until they heard yes.

It was so last minute too, they asked you two days before the trip.

It was Really Miles’ idea that you came, he hates to be separated from you.

Milo (because you guys like that name 😭 it’s so basic) too hates to be separated from you but he’s Capital P fr so he couldn’t let you know that.

Rio said you guys weren’t going to any theme parks but the ticket prices are reasonable so they bought them to surprise you.

You are forced in the middle seat to keep the peace between the twins. 😂

It works for the first 2 hours of the trip.

Big Daddy Jeff 😍

He’s Driving ofc

Goes 10 under the speed limit.

Calls out every traffic violation he sees.

Had a lot of coffee so he’s a bit jittery and is talking a lot.

Holds Rio’s hand🥰

Does the dad hand thing when he hears snacks being opened.

Shakes it and throws it in his mouth 🤣

He was that nigga back in the day, yk what I mean ? 😏 so the playlist is good but clean versions only 🤣

Does the dad “Hey.” When y’all are misbehaving in the back.

We’ll get there when we get there , when asked how much longer.

Needs to stop to pee every hour 🤣

Mama Rio.

Had to pray for her sanity before she entered the car.

Takes pictures of everyone and everything the whole car ride.

Loves the cows , makes everyone look at the cows and horses.

“Oh my god Jeff, stop.” Whenever he calls out a road violation.

Ask if you guys are excited every time you stop.

Turns around with the mom face when you guys aren’t listening. Fussed at you guys in Spanish.

Y’all are listening to Selena.

Plays some of her childhood music and talks about memories in Puerto Rico.

Plantain chips and water. And don’t ask her for none. 🤣 She gives Milo some cause that’s her baby Miles is salty , but she shares with him too.

Miles

Is sooo excited you said yes, has a whole itinerary for you guys, that he FaceTimed you about the night before.

Sits to the left behind Jeff

Sketches Things he sees, on the way , redesigns street signs. Sketches a picture of you and his brother.

Shows you the sketches to get your approval.

Only one who listens to Jeff’s fun facts

“That looks like you” when he sees something ugly. He did it to Jeff and had the whole car cracking up

Begs to go to universal studios because he wants to take a picture with Megatron. Lowkey a minions fan too.

Shares his blanket with you.

Leans on your shoulder and falls asleep.

Makes you watch cartoons with him. You love it.

He and Jeff eats everyone snacks. Doesn’t want to share his tho.

Share with you ofc.

Tells you stories of his grandparents.

Takes pictures of him you and Milo.

Throws his legs across you and Milo.

Milo

Is excited you came too but he’s Capital P so he just hugs you.

Is the reason you’re in the middle. “I’m not sitting next to him ma.”

He leans on your shoulder too , they’re clingy boys.

Talks to Rio in Spanish the whole ride.

Shares his AirPods with you. His playlist is fyeeee🔥🔥🔥 puts you onto new artists and songs.

Plays IMessage games with you. He wins every time.

Texts you talking shit about Miles 🤣 you tell him to be nice.

Shares his candy with you and Miles

Him and Miles go back and forth about Miles eating his snacks.

Pushes Miles’ legs off of him every time and give him a death glare.

“We close Ma?” Rolls his eyes every time he hears no.

Watches Tik toks with you

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malum-forev · 1 year

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has miscommunication for the bingo been taken? if not, can i request that one with bucky?

Hiii thank you so much for your ask! ❤️‍🔥 Here's what I came up with!

Miscommunication

BrothersBestFriend!Bucky x Reader

Cold. That was the perfect word to describe Bucky. Distant came in second place, followed by calloused, mysterious, brooding and lastly, your brother’s best friend. Although you were only two years younger than your brother, Bucky always saw you as the pestering little sister. Even now when you were out of college and living in the same city as your brother and his group of friends.

You had fixed your hair and worn a tight dress your brother would certainly not approve of but if it were up to him, you would wear a full body sack of potatoes to the club. You walked down the hallway of the apartment you shared with your brother but stopped before you got to the living room, you heard voices. You placed your back flush against the wall.

“Can you quit being an asshole? Try, for one day.” You heard Sam whisper.

“Why does she have to follow us everywhere we go?” Bucky groaned. “If I wanted that, I would have bought a dog.”

Steve shushed the brunet. “She’s one of our best friend’s sister, you can’t say that!”

“I’m just saying what we’re all thinking.” Bucky’s words hurt, a feeling of embarrassment burned your being. You felt the edges of your eyes prickle.

“We think she’s nice.” Sam said. “She’s funny and tells us childhood secrets about our friend, like that time she told us he got caught sneaking out of a girls window and broke his arm during the fall! What more can you ask for?”

“Well I think she’s immature.” Bucky drove the knife deeper.

You brought your hand up to your mouth to muffle your gasp, the tears falling from your face. Your brothers door opened so you quickly wiped your face and gulped down your feelings.

“Not to sound like mom but, we know you’re a girl, you don’t have to show everyone at the club.” He laughed, pointing at the short hem of the dress. “You ready to go?”

You offered your brother a smile. “I think I’m going to sit this one out, I just got my period.”

He made a disgusted face before peeking into the living room. “Hey guys, it’s just us this time.”

“Fuck.” Bucky whispered as he closed his eyes and leaned his head back, knowing you’d heard every wretched word you’d said.

The next weeks were filled with apologies to your brother, flaking on plans and making up late nights working.

“Have you thought about talking to HR?” Your brother’s voice said through the speaker on your phone. “I don’t think it’s normal for your boss to make you work late again. It’s the third time this week!”

You hiked your tote bag up your shoulder. Trying to balance your takeout on one hand and your phone pressed to your ear was proving to be a difficult task. You sighed of relief as you turned the corner to your street.

“Yeah, I should but I don’t want to get on my boss’ bad side.” You expertly lied. Of course you felt guilty lying to your brother but what else could you do? They were his friends after all and Bucky made it clear you weren’t welcome. Plus, you’d been tagging along for far too long.

“Call me if you get off early, yeah?” He said. “We’re going to go bar hopping and you deserve a drink!”

You kept your eyes on the steps of your apartment complex as you climbed them. “Yep, I’ll let you know when I leave the office.”

“You tell them they can shove their extra hours up their ass-“ You heard Sam yell over your brother.

You chuckled as you searched through your bag for your keys, two more steps and you’ll be home- your feet bumped into another, a combat boot wearing pair of feet you recognized instantly.

“Oh shit.” You muttered, your eyes traveling from the black boots to the tight black jeans up towards a red Henley. Ocean blue eyes looked straight into your soul. Busted.

“Are you okay? What happened?” Your brother asked.

“Everything’s fine, I’m fine just- it’s an Excel emergency. Got to go, call you later.” You hung up quickly.

“Late night at work?” Bucky raised his eyes at you. “Excel emergency?”

“Don’t even.” You sighed as you pushed past the beefy man, unlocking your apartment.

“May I come in?” Bucky asked, hands resting on the doorframe.

You rolled your eyes, setting all of your things down. “You’ve been here a million times, you don’t need to ask to come in.”

“I’ve been here with your brother.” He emphasized the word. “Never as your guest.”

“I wouldn’t call someone who was waiting at my door a guest.” You mumbled, eyeing the man who still hadn’t entered your apartment. “What are you? A vampire? You need to be invited in?”

“Only one way to find out.” His smile was wicked as he dragged his boot across the bottom of the door.

You considered letting him burst into flames, maybe he was a vampire. That would be one reasonable explanation as to why he’s a dick.

“You can come in.” You said, taking your food and setting it in front of the TV. “Only if you promise to be quiet while I watch Vanderpump Rules.”

“I never thought of you as the lying type.” Bucky closed the door behind him and watched as you started eating dinner. “You were supposed to be a good girl.”

“You’re already breaking the first and only rule I gave you.” You shushed him.

“You have no idea how badly I want to break the rules.” Bucky muttered to himself.

You paused your show. “You’re not going to be quiet so, why are you here?”

“Why did you lie to your brother?”

You stood up from the couch. “I asked you first.”

“I’m here because-“ Bucky ran a hand through his hair, following you into the kitchen like a lost puppy. “Because you stopped going out with us.”

A true laugh ripped through your chest. Is he serious?

His expression urged you to answer, like he didn’t know the reason for your absence.

“Do you ever make up your mind?” You snorted. “First you say I’m immature and you don’t want me near you and now, now you ask me why I’m not there.”

Bucky felt heat rise up from the back of his neck to his cheeks. There was some part of him that hoped you hadn’t heard- maybe your boss did suddenly become a raging SOB.

“I didn’t mean it like that-“ Bucky started.

“Please, do enlighten me as to what you meant when you said, and I quote: ‘Why does she have to follow us’ and then ‘I think she’s immature’.” You let out a dry chuckle.

Bucky’s Adams apple bobbed, trying to figure out what words he should say. But his blank expression gave you everything you needed to know.

You walked to the front door of your apartment, opening it. “Look, I don’t know who forced you to come here and apologize but it’s okay. No hard feelings, Buck. Just don’t tell my brother I didn’t have to work late and we’ll call it even.”

Bucky leant his head back and groaned. “You don’t understand.”

“And I’m done trying to understand.” You added.

“I understand that you say no hard feelings but that’s the problem-“ Bucky walked towards you. “I want to have no feelings.”

“Bucky it’s fine. I get it, you don’t like me and don’t want to be my friend. I’m over it.” You rolled your eyes again.

Bucky’s chest heaved, his emotions taking over his brain. He took your body and slammed it against the door, shutting it closed. Bucky’s large hands cupped your face, his once clear eyes now turned dark.

“You don’t understand.” He whispered dragging his knuckles lightly against your cheek. “I don’t want you there because I can’t control myself whenever you’re near.”

Your throat became dry. “What? I thought you didn’t like me.”

Bucky chuckled lightly, now his finger ghosted over your lips. “Quite the opposite. I like you, I want you, I needyou. But I cannot have you.”

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garb-rage · 11 months

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Going Thrift Shopping with the main 4 (Hcs)

🛼- Summary - Head cannons about your experience thrift shopping with the boys!

- Pairing(s)- (SEPARATE) Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Eric Cartman x gn!Reader

🛼- Reader info - gn!reader and established relationship

- Warnings - none! (Unless you count swearing ig lmao)

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🐀 - Kenny McCormick -

He’s so down, he’s SEEN all the ice cold shit you’ve found, and wants in on the action asap

Kenny had known about thrifting for a while, but hadn’t put too much thought into it due to money being tight and all, but according to YOU

“You just have to know where to look”

“Trust me I know a spot” “trust me this is where the heat is”

And trust you he did, because after taking him to some fun spots, there was no going back.

Thrifting buddy 24/7, just LOVES looking at the old clothes and pretending to be an old geezer with you, it makes him giggle

Fr makes up stories about shit he finds, probably forced you to wear it and purposely make you feel silly

“THIS old sweater was worn in the trenches of Mexico alongside my great great grandpa” 💀💀 and it’s a Star Wars T-shirt

Purposely finds good and bad clothes for you and him (he has pretty good fashion sense so you KNOW when hes got a shit eating grin)

If the shop has changing rooms, expect long ass fashion shows, the man spends WAY too much time looking at himself. He probably won’t even buy anything 98% of the time!! He’s just having fun with you!

Honestly, neither of you fucking knew that South Park had so many little shops like that!! Small towns DECEIVE!

The both of you almost always get coffee after a haul, it just feels right

And showing up to Tweek Bros. In the new shirt/sweater/etc, he feels like royalty ngl

Overall Kenny really enjoys the time spent with you, and the small moments between showing each other items or clothes really makes him feel momentarily flushed (he sees this sparkle in your eyes and he can’t help but melt)

Probably calls you a Cougar if you’re wearing something he deems “old” smh 😔

Also expect lots of “this reminded me of you”s and its the ugliest t-shirt you’ve ever seen

🧤 - Kyle Broflovski -

Ok he probably didn’t understand it at first and got kind of worried like

Is this your last resort 😔😔 he wouldn’t mind getting you something nice if you wanted 😔😔😔

You had to explain its a THING for you, like, it’s fun and you can find some pretty cool and cute things if you look hard enough!

Whatever, he wants to join in order to understand, and he surprisingly has good luck with good finds?? You’ll definitely force him to try at least ONE thing

Listen. This boy dresses himself like his mom still picks out his clothes ok. Button-ups, polos, nice jackets, Kyle’s a smartass and he wants to dress the part (😍) so for some reason it’s SO new to him, and he’s worried he’ll find something stupid and he won’t even know

Just wants your approval (he’s a sweaty nerd)

SURPRISINGLY, FINDS THE COOLEST THINGS! EVERY TIME!

Ok not every time but the matching old ass Terrance And Phillip shirts are a huge flex to him so hes happy

You’ll probably buy most of the things he shows you (they become your favorite and you wear them constantly)

Kyle and you are the same.like. “Oh this? Kyle found this necklace when we went thrifting together 🙄🙄”

And he’s constantly letting everyone know “Yeah this is a 1986 original Terrance And Phillip T-shirt matching with my partner 🙄🙄”

Everyone’s sick of it

You’ll go home with him after thrifting and Ike will TOTALLY make fun of you guys

Kyle, poor boy so In love, gets extremely giddy when you’re wearing something he found for you (blushing mess tbh)

Melts even more when you get some old stuffed animal for Ike and Ike ends up ADORING it (bonus brownie points from Sheila and Gerald)

He still doesn’t understand the whole thrift thing, I mean, newer clothes just last longer and fit his style more!! What!!

He enjoys going with you anyways and lovingly watches you get excited over small things like that <3

🎸 - Stan Marsh -

Crazy not so crazy, he’s actually gone a few times, really likes it too if it’s a good day

This, of course, makes you SUPER happy and you’re instantly dragging him to every spot South Park has

When he was with the goth kids, he remembered them talking about it, tried it for himself and was slightly obsessed for a bit

Indifferent about most of it, just likes going for the old band shirts or something with a funny graphic on it

Maybe a jacket or two as well

ACTUALLY he goes insane if there’s a cool looking varsity jacket or some jerseys yet to be worn

Although,,,,,,he has the worst luck with everything he cannot find anything good or something he likes,,,,

It’s either got shit stains or beer stains or god forbid SHARPIE or PAINT like WHY are these here

You gotta step in and hand him some of your luck, he wants his punk rock t-shirts or whatever 🙄 (he’s eternally grateful)

Thinks you look super cute in anything you’ve found, but gets slightly impatient if you’re taking too long in a dressing room or looking In the same section for too long

If there’s a certain band shirt you’re both looking for? He’s going to the ends of the earth (Just in South Park) to find it for you

Naturally, you’ll both have a blast just talking about where things have come from or chuckling over something funny looking

You’ll dress each other up in jackets too big for each other, it’s sweet and innocent 😭😭✊

Shelley caught wind of you two going thrifting every so often, she’ll kick out Stan and just wanna go with you 💀💀

Spoiler alert Shelley has TOO much fun with you and it becomes a thing (much to Stan’s dismay)

You’ll MOST LIKELY find stupid shit with her and constantly “hahaha Stan would look fucking STUPID in this”

“I know right!!”

Randy saw you wearing something you had found with Stan, thought it was Sharon’s for a while and was super confused 🤨🤨🤨

Overall, super fun chill time with the Marsh boy you love him, go get Ice cream with him after a haul ✊✊

🦝 - Eric Cartman -

“What the fuck are you wearing”

“It’s a cardigan I found doesn’t it look good!”

“Found where 💀💀💀”

ALSO DIDNT understand it and probably heard “shoplifting” instead of the former

You have to FORCE him to join you tbh and he suggested robbing Stan’s mom would get the job done faster, whatever

Pretends to be SUUUUPER bored and uninterested, like ugh he’s shopping? Says it’s totally gay

(SECRETLY LOVES SEEING YOU HAPPY 🥶)

Probably wouldn’t look around, just tag along while pretending to hate the entire experience (you know he doesn’t, you see his eyes go towards cool looking things in the shops)

Gets pretty impatient if he’s somewhere for too long, unless you REALLY beg him and find something that “meets his standards”

HATED thrifting until you found him a shirt without sleeves, looked corny as hell, had some bootleg graphic and inspirational quote and shit

Eric FELL IN LOVE WITH IT 😭😭 it showed off his muscles of course

You just HAD to get it for him, doesn’t stop wearing it, claims he found it until you give him the side eye

“We found it together 😍🙏”

“🤨”

You won’t go as often with him, but when you do (and when he’s not bitching about how boring it is), it’s actually a really fun time and he’ll make you crack tf up with snarky comments about things

He’s rude-funny and you are in love with it, especially when it’s towards something you like, you KNOW he doesn’t mean that bs towards you

Liane just HAD to mention that thrifting gets quite a lot of business in South Park, his con-man instincts went wild

Eric just wanted to start a business with you!! Resell items and clothes as if they were worth it! (They are not) fake stories galore!

Stop him before it’s too late please

DAMN WRITING FOR THEM HIS DIFFICULT, HOPE ITS IN CHARACTER, FIRST POST YALL 💀🙏

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ohmyeyesmyeyes · 1 year

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he chased you?

luke hughes x f!reader

warnings: swearing, reminder that this is fiction/doesn't represent the people in it, idk how the american college thing works, it broke my heart having to use 'mom' and 'soccer' it really did

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ynofficial: don't be fooled. i'm a hardcore nerd.

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markestepa: cool cake

ynofficial: who are you?

markestepa: someone who likes your cake

dylanduke25: do you know who luke hughes is?

ynofficial: he chased me down the street this morning, how come?

adamfantili: he WHAT???

edwards.73: SORRY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME LUKE HUGHES?

dylanduke25: need the deets immediately

ynofficial: um no

dylanduke25: why

ynofficial: idk who tf you guys are

edwards.73: wait really?

ynofficial: yeah, sorry ig??????

lhughes_06: ignore them

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ynofficial: MOVE FEET!! MOVE BALL!!

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adamfantilli: wait you're on the soccer team? nice

ynofficial: captain 💪

adamfantilli: BUT YOU'RE A FRESHMAN???

ynofficial: correct

markestepa: what major?

ynofficial: not declared but biochem probably

markestepa: WILLINGLY????

ynofficial: no, they're holding a gun to my head. yes willingly

dylanduke25: but fr why?

ynofficial: obviously for the snacks WHY ARE YOU ALL ASKING QUESTIONS

nolan_moyle: question - have you ever been to a hockey match?

ynofficial: no

nolan_moyle: how come?

ynofficial: i don't think your egos could take my honesty

markestepa: try us

ynofficial: hockey to me is like a picture book to an english lit professor

ynofficial: the silence speaks volumes guys

dylanduke25: no silence

markestepa: none at all

nolan_moyle: HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HOCKEY???

ynofficial: do you like soccer?

nolan_moyle: not particulaly no

ynofficial: *particularly and point proven ig

dylanduke25: lhughes_06 i approve

lhughes_06: don't need your approval

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ynofficial: took abi with me. it's cool i guess

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nolan_moyle: saw you screaming when luke scored

ynofficial: i know talent when i see it ok

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dylanduke25: is luke being a stalker in the comments again

ynofficial: not as stalkery as you finding my goddamn account out of nowhere??????? at least i know the guy

dylanduke25: luke went to your party and we hadn't heard of you so we did some digging

edwards.73: why did he chase you down the street?

ynofficial: he's your friend ask him🤷🤷🤷

adamfantilli: and your boyfriend

ynofficial: BLOCKED

markestepa: WHAT???? HAVE WE ALL MISSED SOMETHING????

dylanduke25: as lukey's best friend, i haven't missed anything

rutgermcgroarty: you? his best friend?

ynofficial: no pissing competitions in the comments please

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lhughes_06: talent and shit, right?

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markestepa: she got you to kick a ball, you need to get her on the ice

ynofficial: i can't skate so gl with that

lhughes_06: you can't skate???

ynofficial: tried once, had to go to the hospital

rutgermcgroarty: oh dear

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ynofficial: duker and i are friends now

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dylanduke25: yes

markestepa: you mean you weren't?

ynofficial: we were eh

nolan_moyle: luke's breathing a sigh of relief rn

ynofficial: why?

adamfantilli: you can chill with the We'Re nOT daTInG bs

luca.fantilli: fr those pics say it all

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lhughes_06: back to the roots

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rutgermcgroarty: ROOTS???? YOU TOOK ynofficial TO MEET THE FAMILY?????

dylanduke25: oh they grow so fast

jackhughes: ask her who her favourite hughes is

lhughes_06: she says mom

_quinnhughes: the only acceptable answer actually

jacob_truscott20: watch him post this one photo of them and dip

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ynofficial: wee vacation ☀️

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edwards.73: meeting the in laws 👀

jackhughes: mom wants to keep you

ynofficial: she told me i was the daughter she's always wanted

_quinnhughes: she definitely prefers you to us

trevorzegras: is that ellen in the second photo?

lhughes_06: how did you get here?

trevorzegras: jack shared this link idk

lhughes_06: jackhughes i'll block you istg

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lhughes_06: YOU'RE A NATTY C BABY 🏆🏆 so unbelievably proud

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jackhughes: congrats ynofficial!!

ynofficial: 😊

_quinnhughes: saw you play, you were incredible 🤯🤯

ynofficial: pure adrenalin and determination, thanks quinner

rutgermcgroarty: damn luke you got a champion on your hands

markestepa: we'r all so smasgwd rn lmaoooo

ynofficial: i think you should go find duker

markestepa: whe?

ynofficial: bathroom

jackhughes: has everyone forgotten that luke literally chased her down the street for her number because he thought she was pretty???

#luke hughes x reader #luke hughes social media au #nhl fic #nhl imagine #hockey fic #hockey imagine

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aphroditness · 1 year

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South park headcanons with naturally talented Y/n ! (Kyle x F!reader)

Going going down to south park, was probably the best idea you've ever made, and the most life-changing idea you've ever made.

Your parents were moving to south park so your dad could work for his new job. You just finished unpacking and you knew that you were starting south park elementary by tomorrow. You looked around your room feeling proud of yourself. You decorated it really nicely and had all your video games and instruments laid on the shelves and floors. You were known as the person who's good at everything. You've always gotten good grades, your super athletic, you play more than 5 instruments and your parents are always bragging about you.

But all you wanted was they're approval, that's why you started this whole "good at everything" phase in the first place. You went downstairs and put on your boots.

♡

"Momm! I'm going outside for a few hours so I can see what it's like okay? I'll be back before dinner!!"

After you heard your mom's approval for going outside, you opened the door and felt the cold breeze on your face. This was your new home.

You decided to go see your neighbours house, you wanted to get familiar with the people you would be going to school with to avoid any awkwardness. You knocked on the door, and a boy who was the same age as you opened it. He wore a green babushka(?) hat and it seemed like he had red curly hair underneath, judging by the strands poking out of his hat. You smiled and waved at him, he turned his head sideways and called out to his mom.

“MOMMM! We have a VISITOR!”

You were invited into the house by the boy’s mom, and you two sat down on the couch while Mrs. Broflovski went to get snacks for the two of you. You awkwardly made eye contact with the kid beside you until you decided to speak up.

[ “So uh, it seems like we’ll have to introduce ourselves. I’m Y/n, and I moved in next door. I’m yo ur new neighbour!” ] [ Oh, well. Welcome to South Park Y/n. My name’s Kyle. ]

You two talked to each other for some time while eating the snacks Kyle’s mom got for you two. And he offered to bring you upstairs to play video games together. Of course, you accepted. Why wouldn’t you want to play games with your new friend? Kyle DID have to warn you about South Park elementary though. And him hating Eric’s guts, he sternly told you to stay away from him, because he’s: “A fatass that’s always getting on everyone’s nerves”. You decided to take his advice whether he was being serious or not. He really seemed to hate this guy, a lot.

You two chatted and laughed together while discussing what you've experienced so far at south park. Kyle also offered to help you with assignments for school if you needed any help. You shrugged and said that you didnt need any help with your work ..

But you could help with HIS ?!

Oh no no no!

Kyle laughed a bit and brushed off what you said, he explained that he already got straight A's and asked you for your grades. You pulled up a crumbled up (graded) assignment from your jacket pocket and showed it to him.

"Ahaha! I dont need any help with my grades, but thanks anyway. You must be pretty good at homework if you- WHAT THE FUCK."

Y-you- got- better- grades- than- him-

[ "HOLY SHIT HOW MUCH DO YOU STUDY?!" ] [ "Uhh.. I dont ? ]

Kyle's self esteem was pretty much ruined because of you, and on top of that, you don't even study. How could you y/n?! You could pretty much see some tears forming in his eyes because he cared about his grades so much just to see that his hard work didn't matter as long as he saw how well you did. You quickly took action and uh.

You uh.

You kinda uhm. Hugged him.

WHAT WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?! Poor boy was about to cry, and you didn't want him to feel bad. You reassured him that you just had good memory and that you weren't ever as smart as him. You actually are but just for Kyle's sake just lie about it okay?

All that talk about how smart he was and how well he was doing in school and shii really payed off. Because not only does he really like you as friend, and developed some small mixed feelings 4u: He stayed really cocky and might stay like that for the whole week.

You two stayed up for past your dinnertime, when you checked your phone. Your eyes widened as you frantically got your things and texted your mom. She said she knew where you were already since Kyle's mom already messaged her about it.

You sighed in relief after your mom said you could stay there. And you happily continued talking to Kyle. He pays attention to every little detail you say and he loves looking into your eyes during a conversation because he thinks your just so damn pretty.

UH SO YEAH UHM I RAN OUT OF IDEAS FOR THIS ONE BUT I STILL THINK ITS PRETTY GOOD TYTYTYTYTYSMSMSMSMSMSMILYSYSYSYSYSILYMSMSMSMSM </33333333

#south park x reader #south park x you #south park #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle x female reader #kyle brovlofski x female reader #south park x female reader #south park x y/n #south park kyle #south park kyle broflovski

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The Night Shift.

Johnnie Guilbert x Fem!Reader.

Chapter 28.

i scrambled around the house trying to find my jacket. of course, i had to lose it at the worst possible time. i had to pick up my parents from the airport in 20 minutes and i needed to leave about 5 minutes ago. what a good impression after not seeing them in almost 2 years. johnnie and jake were still asleep, so i didn't bother waking them up to ask if they've seen it.

the only reason i really needed my jacket is because i did not want my parents to see the tattoo. they'd talk my ear off about how i tainted my perfect skin or some shit. and on top of that, they'd blame johnnie for influencing me to get a tattoo and hate him for it.

i could feel anxiety building up inside. i was going to introduce them to johnnie and tell them he's my boyfriend. of course, they can't do much about it and they can't make me break up with him, but i wasn't so sure they'd approve of him. i took a deep breath and decided to just take one of johnnies hoodies.

with one last deep breath, i walked out the door and was on my way to the airport. i called my mom to let her know i might be a little late due to "traffic." of course, that wasn't the real reason, but i didn't want her giving me shit this early in the morning.

"hello?" she picked up after 5 rings. "hey, sweetie."

"hey, ma. i might be a little late, traffic is a pain right now." i explained and turned onto the highway.

"oh, that's fine," she sounded slightly annoyed, "luggage is taking forever, anyway."

"sounds good, i'll see you soon." i replied before hanging up. i sighed and got lost in the song that was blaring over the radio. my phone buzzed moments later with a text from jake.

jake: hey are you out picking up your parents or where did you go

me: yeah why

jake: cause you woke me up

jake: jk

jake: cause aren't they coming here?

me: uhh no i didn't think you guys would want them there and i don't either so

me: i'm taking them to their hotel room

jake: oh okay

jake: do you want me to wake up sleeping beauty

me: actually yes please we're supposed to go out for brunch in like 2 hours

me: tell him not to stress about time though cause they still gotta check into their hotel

jake: on it

jake: i'll have him call you when he's ready

me: thanks stink

jake: bye.

i parked on the side of the street and waited for my parents to walk out after i texted them and let them know where i was. i watched as their old asses waddled out of the sliding doors. they threw their luggage in the trunk and climbed in the back seat together.

"hey, honey." my fathers raspy, tired voice greeted as he buckled up.

me and my father didn't talk much, it was a phone call or two every couple months but nothing more. definitely not as much as me and my mom even though id rather speak to him than her.

my mother greeted me as well. whenever they were both situated i began to drive towards the hotel. i cleared my throat, feeling as if i was about to vomit. i needed to get the talk out of the way, so i did. "mom, dad, i have a boyfriend." i blurted.

they stayed quiet. my mom spoke up, though. "well, isn't that nice?" she seemed to sound slightly sarcastic as she glanced towards my father.

although, he seemed much more enthusiastic about it. “it’s about time, i was starting to worry!”

i rolled my eyes at the backhanded comment. “well, i was wondering if you guys wanted to go to brunch with him after you two get settled into your hotel room.”

my mom seemed hesitant while it was an immediate yes from my dad. he encouraged her quietly in the back, hoping i wouldn’t hear them over the music, but i did. the music wasn’t even that loud, anyway. i had no clue why my amazing mother wouldn’t want to meet him or wouldn’t want me to even have a boyfriend at the age i am, but i told myself not to stress about it. at least my dad was supportive.

i sat on my parents’ bed and caught up with them. they told me how they’d been planning on traveling the world sometime soon since they were starting to get old. my father insisted i try to join them on some of their trips, and i agreed. they also filled me in on how they were planning on handing down the owner shift of our cafe solely to me. a weird mix of anxiety and excitement came with that. nonetheless, i was over the moon about being able to own the cafe. i couldn’t wait to tell johnnie. they were planning on selling the house, my childhood home, and getting a smaller house in a more discreet area. they seemed like they had the rest of their lives planned out. my mom ranted about how she has gotten more into painting and will start sending me the things she has already painted for me while they’re working on packing. she also said she’d be sending me boxes of things from my childhood room so i could decide whether to keep them or throw them out. i was really looking forward to that box.

in return, i filled them in on the past few months of my own life. i explained how i met johnnie through the cafe late one night. of course not the details, though. they don’t need to know he was driving illegally. i also explained all of the ups and downs of the cafe that they’ve missed. then, the worst of all of this. i presented the scar in my hair that peeked through on the very top of my forehead while explaining how my apartment got broken into. expecting scolding from my mother, i mentioned how i had already moved in with johnnie because of those circumstances. of course, i mentioned jake in passing since it was the three of us living there. to say the least, they were shocked about how not boring my life was at this point. my mother almost seemed disappointed, maybe at the fact that i had more going for myself than she ever did. surprisingly, my father was proud of me for pulling through all of that bullshit. growing up, he has always been super distant so this came as a surprise to me. i thought maybe things were turning around in our relationship, but definitely not me and my mothers.

my phone buzzed in my pocket and i immediately answered it. my heart was racing as i picked up, far too excited to hear johnnies voice after this already long morning. “hold on, i’m getting a call.”

i stepped out into the hall and greeted johnnie brightly. “hey, baby.” he responded, i could hear the smile in his voice. “i’m ready to go whenever.”

“do you want to start heading there now and get a table? they’re all checked in and they’re just getting done unpacking their shit, so we won’t be too far behind you.”

“yeah, that works. i won’t lie, i’m really fucking nervous. i feel like i’m about to shit my pants, to be honest.” he confessed. i heard him call jake downstairs so he could drive johnnie there.

“don’t be. they were actually pretty calm at the mention of you and everything else has happened. i think this is going to go a lot better than i expected.” i shifted my weight to the other leg.

he sighed, “that’s good to hear. i’ll see you soon.”

“alright, bye.” i hung up the phone and made my way back into the hotel room.

#fanfiction #fanfic #johnnie guilbert #jake and johnnie #johnnie guilbert x reader #johnnie guilbert x you #jake webber #johnnie guilbert smut #johnnie and jake #cafe aesthetic #cafe #café #hearts4golbach #tara yummy #the night shift

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captain-mj · 11 months

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I am here to beg for more selkie au. Its so cute and has my whole heart (i feel so bad for poor soaps mom)

Here ya go! this is probably the second to last to chapter btw

Ghost sat outside, smoking quietly. Every puff, he'd pass it to Soap who would pass it to Davina and then Rosy and then Iris and then they'd hand it back. It was a bit silly, treating a simple cig like a joint, but it was funny so he let it slide.

"Used to smoke cigs on my roof with Tommy. Good times." Simon told them, lighting another one to share.

"Tommy?"

"Little brother. I was the best man at his wedding." Good times.

Soap glanced at him. "And I haven't met him?"

Simon imagined his bright and sunny Soap meeting Tommy. Living Tommy. They'd get along like a house on fire. Then they'd set the actual house on fire. He smiled a little, forgetting about how his scars pulled when he did. For once, no one said anything. No one looked at him like he was sad or pathetic.

"How about the next time we're on leave I'll introduce you to him?" Simon looked at Johnny. "He's dead. But I got some tapes."

"Oh..." Johnny winced. "I'm sorry."

Simon shrugged. "It's been nice. Being around you guys. Reminds me of him."

Davina hummed. "Bet he was a cool guy."

"Fucking coolest. Cooler than me that's for sure." Simon smiled. "We were in a band in high school. He played drums. I played bass."

"Any good?"

"Fucking sucked." Simon shrugged. "Nostalgic though. Loved playing. Then I went to the military. Fucked up my hands."

"You're a sniper."

"Yeah. Don't have the muscle memory for guitar anymore. Just the gun." Simon mock aimed a gun. "S'okay. Like I said. Dog shit at it. Tommy was good, but he quit for his family."

Johnny must've realized that asking about his family might not be a great idea. So did everyone else.

Fergus came home. He saw them all on the stoop outside, glancing at all of them. "You all okay?"

"Just fine, sir." Ghost answered, pulling Soap's coat further around him. His arm was around Soap, making everything feel right. Good. "Moray is making dinner I believe."

Fergus nodded. "I see..." He must've noticed something was off. But he still went inside.

Soap closed his eyes and leaned into Ghost.

They all heard the sounds of Moray beating the shit out of him. It was rough.

"Good for her."

Davina grabbed the cigarette and took a deep, deep puff. "She deserves it."

Simon nodded and lit some more cigarettes for them to all share. They all just chilled for a bit longer as he struggled to get the upper hand over a woman who was, from he sounds of it, using a frying pan.

Moray came out eventually and Ghost quickly lit one for her. She took it and started smoking quickly, hands shaking. "That was... great."

"Have fun?" Simon smiled.

Moray nodded. "I can see why you beat your father."

"Jesus, Mom." Rosy gasped.

Simon laughed. "Nah, it's fair." He checked his phone and showed Soap that they had been approved for a longer leave. They shared a look and both smiled.

"Alright, ma." Soap smiled at him. "You going to be okay?" He crouched in front of her and kissed her cheek.

Moray nodded and took a puff. "Course I will. Might disappear for a while. I... I want to come back though. See you three."

Simon didn't miss how Soap got teary eyed over it. He remembered Soap saying she'd abandon them without a second thought.

Soap must've decided he'd cry later when he was alone. Because he just nodded. "I will see you soon, Ma." He stood up.

"Alright, boys." Moray hugged him and gave him a quick squeeze. Then she hugged Simon. Soap winced and mouthed sorry to him.

Simon tensed at first before hugged back, trying to remember how his Mom would hug him after Dad had one of his episodes. She relaxed immediately.

"He's very good at hugs. And handsome. I can see why you picked him."

Simon very suddenly and aggressively realized he was not wearing anything. "Ah..." He noticed her look at the pointed ears and the odd freckles.

"Ma!!"

"Too bad he's British or he'd be perfect."

"Ma!! We have to go back to base now." Soap grabbed Ghost hard to go get packed.

#Johnny Soap Mactavish #Simon Ghost Riley #Soap Cod #Ghost COD #Soapghost #Ghostsoap #Soap x Ghost #Ghost x Soap #Macriley #Call of Duty #Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 #Selkie Soap #changeling ghost

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colesmemes · 2 years

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▸ 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 (2018-𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵) sentence starters & prompts.

assorted quotes & prompts from tv show that’s ruined my life. some lines have been changed slightly to be more applicable. mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.

❝ do you want to make a deal with the devil? ❞

❝ what am i gonna do with a soul anyway? ❞

❝ souls are boring. boo, souls! ❞

❝ if we get through this, is there a thing where we, like, talk to each other about stuff... normally? ❞

❝ you mean you wanna talk about the big shit? ❞

❝ we don’t have any feelings, what are you talking about? ❞

❝ you sound deranged. ❞

❝ i was wondering, do you think it’s possible to sue a person - a grandparent, for example - in an affectionate way? ❞

❝ i love you, i’m glad you’re part of my life, but i’m taking legal action against you. ❞

❝ the fucking belligerent zucchini here is set to close negotiations for good. ❞

❝ you’re going to sue greenpeace? i like your style. who do you think you’re going to go after next, save the children? ❞

❝ can he do a speech? the demented fucking piss-mad king of england? ❞

❝ the only way they’ll respect you is if you try to destroy them. ❞

❝ you’re not a killer. you have to be a killer. ❞

❝ family therapy, family therapy, family therapy! ❞

❝ i have, like, twenty bucks left. the world is so fucked up. ❞

❝ your principles? don’t be an asshole, you don’t have principles. ❞

❝ this is not fucking charles dickens world, okay? ❞

❝ i just wonder if the sad i’d be without you is less than the sad i get from being with you. ❞

❝ are we talking to each other on the deck of a majestic schooner? is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? no? then why the fuck are you wearing a pair of deck shoes? ❞

❝ you don’t hear much about syphilis these days, very much the myspace of STDS. ❞

❝ what i think they meant to say was that they wished your mom gave birth to a can opener, because then at least it would be useful. ❞

❝ when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. we didn’t get you from a hyena farm. ❞

❝ they did once call me the cunt of monte cristo. ❞

❝ you little slime puppy. ❞

❝ don’t threaten me, i don’t have time to jerk off. ❞

❝ who said i never killed anyone? ❞

❝ i don’t mean to be insulting, but having been around a bit, my hunch is that you’re going to get fucked because i’ve seen you get fucked a lot. and i’ve never seen [name] get fucked once. ❞

❝ i’d castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat. ❞

❝ i just feel because of my physical length, i could be a target for all kinds of misadventures. ❞

❝ oh here they come, the attention whore. ❞

❝ do you have a fetish for nearly killing our dad? like, just the tip, but for nearly killing our dad? ❞

❝ the gang’s all here, it’s like the fucking sgt. pepper for broken corporate america. ❞

❝ you aren’t judas-ing, are you? ❞

❝ sometimes i think, should i maybe listen to the things you say directly in my face when we’re at our most intimate? ❞

❝ are they playing from the approved playlist? because my thing was all bangers, all the time. ❞

❝ oh really? it’s not cool to tell the president to blow me? ❞

❝ some guy with an undercut just called me soy boy. ❞

❝ he never saw anything he loved that he didn’t want to kick just to see if it still came back. ❞

❝ right now, i’m the real you. ❞

❝ we should be good people. wouldn’t it be nice to wake up in the morning and not feel like a fucking piece of shit? ❞

❝ i think you’re a super talented superstar, and i love you. ❞

❝ oh, you’re such a fucking bitch. ❞

#rp memes #indie rp #succession rp #sentence meme #rpc #rp sentence meme

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Never Let Me Go D/s breakdowns Ep 7

I try to keep this to D/s moments, but I always end up rambling. It turns into commentary. Woot! Sorry! Part 1-6 can be found here.

Let's go! Here is Palm to take over making the bed from Nueng. Why am I not surprised. Palm begging Nueng to let him help! Such a sub, but Nueng doesn't want to me seen as anything other than an equal. Makes for an interesting romance, right?

He hit him!!! Yes!!! "I hit you because you are stubborn." "Let me do it. I want to help you, so you won’t be tired, but you don’t appreciate it. You should have thanked me, instead, you hit me." 🤣🤣🤣 He starts to hit him some more. Yes! I approve! Damn, this next moment really gave us chemistry.

Fuck Palm's mom. Cock blocker. Why is she asking so many damn questions. Like look lady. You gave him up, you don't get to act like a mom.

And there is the confident Palm. He knows his job. I also like the communication here. Palm explains himself, it makes sense, so Nueng apologizes. "10,000 baht, do you have it?" "For you, I can find a way to get it." Damn, he's upped his flirting game. Palm is falling even more in love. Nice.

This next part. This next part. He is so commanding. "Is their motorcycle broken? Pull over there." And look at how excited Nueng gets about the proposal. I love it! Now Nueng asks Palm to go to the secret beach, no command. "Is this how couples act when they are together? I’ll remember it." "Why do you need to remember it?" "You always said that I’m not romantic. I want to learn from them in case I may need it in the future." Look at that flirting game. Then purposely putting oil on his face. I am dying. I love it so much! "Get back to the motorcycle." That's for sure a command. Damn, but this couple is giving me whiplash.

Fuck being impressed with his bravery. Asshats.

"I think it’s very romantic." "So, when you took me here, did you want to have a romantic moment?" "Did you think it was romantic? If you think so, it means I achieved my goal." Look at that smile on both their faces. I love it. "I'm also waiting for my moment." Damn, he is going strong, not hesitation. Before he couldn't even tell him that the first kiss wasn't one of convenience, but now look at him.

"Some people say we do not belong together. We are so different. But I see our differences are good. Because I can learn about you. I want to share my life with you. You are my friend, my family, and my soulmate. Do you want to marry me?" Then the way Palm and Nueng looked at each other! OMG!

Palm is a sub. Absolutely, no doubt about it. The offering to rub his feet. Wanting to do all these things. And you can see his sheer joy in doing it. It's not for the job, but because he wants to. Yeah, no, that's a sub. Fuck! His smile the entire time he is massaging his feet is killing me softly. Ahhhh... Such subby joy!

Trust me, Nueng, Palm will put up with your bad temper. Ahhh, the reaching out to touch him while he slept. The smile. I'm not okay. Palm losing his shit at not waking up to Nueng is everything. Yes it is. I've lost my ability to be normal about these two. A Playful Nueng is so cute. But Palm being playful with him. That's fucking adorable.

Shit. I called it on the heart thing. I told you guys they were foreshadowing it. @akitbeast 😭

"My dad told me that we owed our lives to the Kiattrakulmaytee family." If I paid to save a kid. I would not want him to turn around and give his life. "No one is the owner of your life. We are all living our own lives. You too." Look at him speaking some sense.

He wrote a song! And he is one hundred percent singing it to him. I'm dead. No drinkie drinkie for you! Oh wow, that dancing, is um. He dances like my husband. That's all I'm gonna say. Mom is nosy and Palm is not having it. Okay, but she called it when she asked if they had kissed. "It felt good." That is not a good enough excuse, ma'am. I would get it if you never wanted to be a mom, but you loved him very much but felt smothered. Welcome to fucking motherhood.

The hug! The hug! Palm thinking Nueng is drunk, and Nueng saying he is drunk on love. I think I got a toothache. These two and their flirting. Ahhh. Ahhhh, taking his hand. This is too sweet. Also, this totally went off rails from talking about D/s stuff to me just talking. So sorry.

Dude! I keep pausing through this confession. It's just. Something about it makes me feel embarrassed. Like Ahh. Okay. I got through it and can I just say that I love the way Palm kisses Nueng. He puts his whole heart and back into it. No dead fish kisses here.

The next episode looks serious. Are you still wanting me to do these? There isn't a whole lot of D/s to talk about. I'm just rambling away. 🤣🤣🤣

Hope everyone is having a good weekend! 💜💜💜

#never let me go #never let me go series #palm and nueng #palm x nuengdiao #luta talks never let me go #luta talks kink #coconuts mafia

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waitmyturtles · 1 year

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Because I’m me, and I’m always looking at things contextually and collectively, I watched Bed Friend last night while in the heady mindspace of a fabulous conversation with @wen-kexing-apologist about The Eighth Sense, addiction, meds, and the show creators.

And so. I had been seeing the gifs and thoughts on Bed Friend, episode 9 yesterday, but didn’t really process them, so I did NOT realize...

... how freaking HAPPY THIS EPISODE WOULD BE!

I mean! Thankfully! There’s not a lot to say! UEA, WITH KING’S SUPPORT, WALKS AWAY FROM HIS STUPID FUCKING MOM! Pran’s dad gets his ass hauled to jail! Tian’s dad accepts them! King’s MOM comes around (and oh.... I always, always love the whole “call me mom” thing, it makes me weepy as a longtime wifey). Tongkao reconciles with big bro!

Awllll the lovey scenes. The office bathroom scene. The office team and Christmas time. JADE. Mongkol changing. King handing Uea his meds (crying emoji) (what support that shows, omg). King hugging his mom (OH MY ACHING OVARIESSSSSSSS) (I’M NOT HAVING ANY MORE KIDS BUT MEEEEEPPPPP).

And, if you either know me or my writing or my blog, you might know what also really got me -- the same scenes with Uea, King, and King’s mom. Uea caring for King, cooking for him, comforting him.

Two things there. First off: I loved that in the second half of the show, King NEEDS Uea, not the other way around, as had been the paradigm for the majority of this show (although the show really started with King needing Uea, as King made the first moves).

So we got to see Uea as a caretaker, cooing and caring for King.

We got to see....(here’s me being typical)....we got to see them slowly becoming family.

So I think it’s totally apropos that we see a proposal happening next week. Who would have EVER called this by way of the early Bed Friend trailers, but: King and Uea are going to make a family together. That’s why King getting his parents’ approval was so important, and seeing King’s mom accept Uea was also important (Tian’s dad: two for two!).

It was either @respectthepetty or @wen-kexing-apologist (sorry, I can’t find y’alls’ posts!) who said that they needed to see King’s backstory on how long he’s liked Uea, and I agree, I want that context, too. To manage a whole love journey FROM bed friends, TO boyfriends, and THEN to lifelong committed partnership -- um, King played a DAMN long game, a RISKY one. (Have you ever successfully turned FWB into a relationship? At least for me, in my youf -- definitely not. That shit takes SKILL.)

Knowing King’s love context and history would be so nice, because homeboy was clearly deadset on getting his man, and understanding how he did it, and how he knew so much about Uea in the process, would just be a cherry on the top of this show.

This show: friends, this was an unexpectedly FABULOUS, EXCELLENT, AND DEEP SHOW. Not as cerebral as a Bad Buddy or an ATOTS (since we’re talking about their dads). Not as sophisticated a storyline as The Eclipse. Not as plain dumb as Big Dragon. It was somewhere in-between, but definitely leaning towards the smart side of that spectrum among these shows.

No side couples. These guys could be idiots and bumbling at times, but: because there were no side distractions of other couplings, à la ATOTS, the show could REALLY give time and light to Uea’s history and development, and to King just falling, falling, falling more and more in love.

Let me not get ahead of myself and end this show already. We’re getting a proposal and a motherfucking YACHT next week, people. A YACHT!

I want to give this show one HUGE hug for DOING THE DAMN THING and wrapping up ALL those messy threads EXCELLENTLY. WOW. What a worthwhile and fabulous experience.

(@lurkingshan! List this! It’s worth it!)

#bed friend #bed friend meta #tian's dad gets two gold stars #pran's dad gets negative nothing #netjames #king x uea #uea x king #net siraphop #james supamongkon #this was my first netjames show and i can't wait to see them in more #i love learning about these couplings outside of the gmmtv bubble i've been in recently

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rubber-duck-of-doom · 7 months

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The Technomancy Project (What Happens in Vegas)

spoilers below the cut

this is me recording thoughts

starting off with the sass love it

OLD TIMER -ALI I LOVE YOU

and Jason is useless (self proclaimed)

Jason why are you enjoying this so much

Jason you idiot-Craigslist really

ALI WHY DID WE TRUST HIM WITH A COMPUTER

ELI made a joke

and we're back with the Jason is old jokes

and now we're playing cards this can only go so well

Jason are you FLIRTING

Ali is trying to be friends and share feelings and I love that for her

Ali is concerned and I love that

ELIJAH IS TALKING ABOUT HIS FEELINGS I LOVE HIM

AH YES THREATENING LAYLA CAN'T SAY I DON'T APPROVE please don't let Jason near the cultists that won't go well

"DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID" -ALI 2023 (like this isn't foreshadowing)

Jason is absolutely flirting

Steve runs a support group for people with a gambling addiction - I love this man

OH? MAKE UP FOR THE PAST? STEVE? WHAT DID YOU DO? -oh Steve's mom is dead -it was the drugs -adopted by his own dad from an orphanage? -Jason is right this is a soap opera

Jason why are we taking lessons from hallmark Christmas cards

(TRYING TO DO BETTER)(I'M SENSING A THEME)(CHANGE)

CULTISTS!? AND NOW THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED

ALI wants her EMP mood honestly mood

AND WE DON'T FLIRT WITH ALI IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE

ELI IS PISSED AND I LOVE THAT FOR HIM

and this is not the guy who you're looking for

UH OH

"FUCK OFF"-ALI

OH NO ELI KNOWS THE GUY WHO BOUGHT HIM THE DRINK

AND NOW ELI IS RUNNING FAST

ADELAIDE!!!!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!

Eli is awkward now :)

Ali is even more awkward and i love it :)

Ali doesn't know what to do with this

aww they still love each other

(this can only end badly)

"Not everything is about what you need Elijah" -Adelaide

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND SAY THIS TO MY BOY (SHE DOES HAVE A POINT THOUGH)

and he's still trying

this is the most emotional I've ever heard him

and she has something sinister under her belt

SHES LAYLA'S REPLACEMENT OH NO poor Eli

"Don't forget you're a monster Elijah""I know""But I'm a better one"

NOT HER POISONING HIM

AND HERE COMES ALI TO THE RESCUE

ALI HAS BEEF NOW (I CAN'T WAIT)

EX-HUSBAND (OH NO )

"I'm doing this for the both of us" NO YOU ARE NOT

and now back to Jason being kidnapped

-on with the sass

-with Steve

ADELAIDE KIDNAPPED JASON AND STEVE

-I wish i didn't see this coming but I did

STEVE IS WHO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR JASON

Steve is trying to save face and i love that for him

...and now he's been stabbed...

Jason loves his friends -and now he's concerned

oh? it wasn't actually poison (can she be reasoned with)

"fantasize about your crazy ex later we got shit to do"

Ali being a badass is a win

"lets go find our boy before hes possessed by a king of hell ....again"-Ali

Jason's overjoyed Steve lol

"I usually make it a policy to not trust cults"

Aww Steve doesn't exactly know whats going on

"Whatever I did i can't change it now. the only thing i can do is move forward"-Jason

Steve what the fuck did you do

and now Jason has a knife

Steve did you murder your whole family -yes yes he did

QUINN this is a much better name

aww Jason is trying to give a pep talk

I sense they will either hate eachother or be besties

aww quinn has trauma (welcome to the club)

(THE GOAL OF BEING BETTER) (NEW THEME)

Jason...just....got...stabbed...

quinn no

you could have been besties now you're worsties

ali and elijah to the rescue

jason is a tired old man confirmed

and now jason has a new complex

"nice girl just a tad homicidal"-jason

the concern

in conclusion everyone is sad and we're all fucked but what else is new

IN SUMMARY

Jason is old Don't go to Vegas Elijah actually does feelings for once Adelaide is a bitch and I will not forgive her Quinn please you could have had friends we love everyone's concern for each other

#the technomancy project #i have thoughts #THIS EPISODE WAS AMAZING AS ALWAYS #now i have to wait a month :(#but worth it #please go listen to this show #what happens in vegas #S2ep6 Spoilers #Technomancy Project Spoilers

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fanficwriter284 · 2 years

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Thanksgiving

HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY!!!!!! I was gonna post this tomorrow but..............................

The character Gloria belongs to @twyz

The Rays we're celebrating Thanksgiving, getting everything set up, and preparing the food. Tiffany had cooked a turkey and several steaks. Now you may ask why she does this? Well, it's because her husband likes having a variety of meats and would rather sink his teeth into a juicy steak, than a turkey. He wasn't much for poultry. Glen and Glenda had assisted Tiffany with the pies and side trays. Chucky was texting his daughters who were out of the house. Apparently, they had left early to go as they called it a sister bonding spree. They invited the twins, but they didn't bother going, for the sole reason that the two girls left at 4:30 in the morning. Glenda wasn't a morning person and Glen wanted to stay home and just help Tiffany with the meal. Chucky was leaned over the couch and typing quickly.

Where the fuck are you two? Get home now. Before mom kicks your ass

Gloria is typing

We are on the way, Dad.... We would have been home sooner if Chelsea didn't make me dig the damn whole to dispose of the body and she made me take the legs!

Dad is typing

Well hurry your asses up, before your ma finds out

Gloria is typing

We're like 5 minutes away

Dad is typing

Shit, you guys gotta go through the back your ma's gonna go get you

Gloria is typing

We gotta what!

Dad is typing

Shit nevermind you two gotta go through the window, she's calling you how far are you guys?

Gloria is typing

We're here!

Dad is typing

K Ima go open your window

Gloria is typing

Chucky went to his daughter room and pushed open her window.

"Here give me your hand and grab your sister.....fuck you guys are heavy"

Chucky hoisted the two up into Gloria's room.

"Thanks Dad"

"Yeah thanks"

"Yeah....and we're gonna talk about this tomorrow but get your asses dressed and head downstairs"

Chucky left the room heading downstairs, leaving the two sister's alone.

"What are you wearing to dinner?"

"Me? Glad you asked! I'm wearing my new brown silk suit with my brown bowtie. AH! Its gonna be great! What about you?"

"Ima go take a quick shower, I'm covered in blood. And well go from there"

".....please tell me you're gonna style your hair"

"YES! God I am"

"And don't wear a hoodie it's Thanksgiving!!! Not movie night. I don't wanna see your grease-stained hoodie anywhere near the table"

"I won't Jesus!"

"Good"

Gloria had a face at her younger sister and headed to the shower. Chelsea carefully changed out of her spotless suit and into her Thanksgiving outfit. Then setting an orange headband perfectly on her head. She tucked a loose strand of hair behind her head and applied some perfume. Before heading downstairs, she adjusted her orange bowtie and smiled in the mirror.

"Nice"

"GLORIA WHAT THE HELL! I've told you to knock"

"Hehe sorry, but you look nice"

"Thank you"

Chelsea took a moment to inspect her sister, smirking in approval.

"You clean up pretty nicely, glad you did something with that hair of yours"

Gloria rolled her eyes and hugged her sister.

"Come on lets head downstairs the food should be ready by now"

The youngest Ray nodded in approval and the two met up with the rest of the family.

"Wow! You too look beautiful"

"Yeah, what she said"

"Thanks"

"Thank you!"

"Come on let's eat I'm fucking starving"

All the Rays had sat down at the table and dug in.

Glenda grabbed a large turkey leg and bit into it,

"This is so huge; I don't think it's gonna fit"

"That's what your mom said last night"

All the Rays fell silent for a moment and then began cackling, all except for Glen who was covering the side of his face.

"Oh god why......"

"HAHAHAHAHAH!!! OK YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!"

"HAHAHAHA"

Gloria was snorting trying to hold back laughter from her father's joke, as well as Tiffany.

"AW come on Glen lighten up!"

Chucky took another bite from the leg still chuckling to himself.

"Oh god haha....shit....hahaha.....well Happy Thanksgiving to all ya your asses better be thankful"

"Happy Thanksgiving!"

#I was gonna post this tomorrow but.....#Ray Family #Chucky #Tiffany #Glen #Glenda #Gloria #Chelsea #Rays

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invisibleraven · 1 year

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"Oh, this? It's... nothing!" for the Julie ship of your choice because we all know she can't lie to save her life lol

Julie shots her reflection a sly smile as she lifts her shirt, exposing the fresh ink on her hip. The redness had finally faded, the peeling had stopped, and now the image could be seen nice and clear.

"Sobrina, are you ready to go? Those bargains aren't going to hunt..."

Julie yanked down her shirt as her aunt burst into her room, but apparently not fast enough given the stern look on her face.

"Julianna Maria Rosita Molina! What was that I just saw?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about tia," Julie said, though she found she couldn't meet her aunt's eye.

Victoria crossed her arms, tapped her foot, but Julie stood firm. Then she stepped forward and yanked the shirt back up, exposing the tattoo to the air. "This Julie. What is this?"

"Oh this? It's... nothing!"

"Julie, I love you, but you are a terrible liar. Why do you have a tattoo?" Victoria asked, still looking entirely unimpressed.

"Because I wanted one?" The glare continued, and Julie sighed. "Tia, I'm over eighteen, and it's my body. It's somewhere tasteful. I got it at a reputable shop and am taking care of it to avoid infection."

"I still don't like it."

"But I do, and that's what matters." Julie touched the ink on her skin and a smile couldn't stop itself from bursting forth.

"So what does it mean?" Victoria asked.

Julie lifted her shirt up further, showing off the colourful butterfly, all purples, reds, and turquoises. It splashed across her hip. And hidden in the ink, so tiny that her aunt will never see it, are some letters. Letters spelling out the names of her loves who have matching ink on their skin, signifying their bond.

The artist had been really reluctant to do it initially, saying that 90% of the people who got a name on them that wasn't a blood relation always ended up breaking up within a year. Always insisting that they were different, they would be together forever.

"Maybe we will, maybe we won't," Julie had replied. "But I don't think I'll ever regret this. Even if it's only a fleeting moment in our lives, I want to remember it, and have this reminder to look back on."

The artist shrugged. "Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. Also removals or altering it is way more expensive and painful than getting it. So... keep me in mind in a year."

"I like butterflies," Julie finally told her aunt.

"I still don't approve, but I guess it's too late now," Victoria had said.

"Far too late," Julie replied. "Plus dad's seen it, showed me his, and I know mom had a matching one."

"Ugh, don't remind me, I held their hands while they got them," Victoria said. "Your mami almost passed out at the sight of the needle and your papi got sick afterwards. I had a solid month worth of I told you sos after that." She then gave a little sniffle. "But in the end... I guess your dad is happy to still have that part of Rose with him."

"Exactly why I got it, to keep something special to me close," Julie said, hugging her aunt. "I'm off now, don't wait up!"

Julie rushed off to the diner where her loves were waiting and slumped down on the table as they greeted her. "My aunt saw the tattoo."

"Oh shit," Reggie cursed.

"Are you grounded for life?" Flynn asked.

"I think I just barely avoided it?" Julie replied, smiling in thanks as Reggie slid over a glass of water and Flynn passed her a piece of the crusty table bread. "She's not happy, but she has to accept it."

"My mom saw mine too," Flynn confessed. "But she just wanted to know where I got it done because she wants to add to her sleeve and liked the artist's work."

"Good old Marisol," Reggie chuckled. "I showed mine off to the guys immediately after. Willie thought it was sick, Luke and Alex didn't get it, but they don't have two wonderful partners to share it with, so who cares what they think?"

"You do," his girlfriends chorused and then giggled. Reggie blushed and shrugged, because yeah, he did. The guys were also the only ones who knew he was dating Flynn and Julie, since they caught them on a date. They wanted to keep it quiet for now, just something for them.

Plus when they came out at Julie's graduation party? It would make the whole thing worth it.

And ten years later, the three of them went back to the same tattoo parlour, showing the artist they had beaten the odds. Pus they had another piece or two to add; smaller butterflies with the names of their kids on them to create a whole flock.

#filled prompts #ficlet #regal butterfly #rulin' trouble #julie and the phantoms

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hulijingemperor2 · 4 months

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A-qing arrives at the Jing Manor compound.

A-qing: hey dude, where's your Dianxia?

In his personal residence. And Huangdi is busy.

A-qing: Emps is busy. Shit!

You know I can't go through the palace without emps' approval!! Where's xue yang!

In town. Miss Qing I think you should wait in line or something. Until Huangdi or Dianxia is free.

A-qing: why the hell?!

Do I look like I have time to wait! I hitchhiked here so that I could surprise Dianxia.

Please try to cooperate.

Jingyi: what's up?

Greetings er Dianxia. *walks away*

A-qing: er Dianxia? Who's er Dianxia? There's only one Dianxia.

Jingyi: I'm his adopted younger brother.

A-qing: since when?!

Jingyi: liiikkkeee.....a few months ago.

A-qing: you look like an imposter.

Jingyi: and you look like you just rolled our of bed.

A-qing: excuse me?!!

Jingyi: why are you untidy?! And who do you want to meet?

A-qing: oh come on, you look more sloppy than me. I came to meet rich gege!

Jingyi: who the heck is Rich gege

A-qing: have respect for him.

Jingyi: you have respect got him!

You can't be going around calling him rich gege.

A-qing: dude you don't know who I'm talking about.

Jingyi: then tell me.

A-qing: Rusong! As in Rusong Dianxia. And my name is A-qing.

Jingyi: huh? Wait wait?? That girl that ouyang Zizhen described.

Well you are pretty as he said. But you don't have a good fashion sense.

A-qing: and what do you know about fashion?

Jingyi: Hanguang Jun is always neat and I just believe that everyone is wrong in front of him.

A-qing: the world doesn't revolve around your dear Hanguang Jun ok. And how did Emps adopt you. You bullied team dimple once, right?

Jingyi: you're not allowed to interrogate a prince!!!

Aqing: ok Mr. Prince privileges. Do you remember this?

"xue yang should die", "Su minshan is a sticky copycat carbon copy of Lan zhan" and "mo xuanyu is a madman?"

Jingyi: I....I got to do something....I left something unattended. *runs*

A-qing: rude guy.

Rusong: A-qing!! *smiling*

A-Qing: *runs in Rusong's arms* Rusong, Rusong!! My love!

Rusong: *hugs* Xiao Qing! How are you?!

A-Qing: I missed you. Rich gege, I hope you didn't see other girls.

Rusong: don't worry, A-qing. I haven't. *caresses her face*

A-qing: and see, I kept your comb.

But I carried it in a jewel box because I was afraid that I would get robbed by hooligans.

Rusong: mn. Good choice.

Now since you're here, I'll put it in your hair.

A-qing: *blushing*

Rusong: Qingqing, I have some great news!!

My A-niang is back!!

We'll meet her after we meet Nainai.

A-qing: *nervous* what?

Rusong: relax. I'll be there with you.

And A-niang is nice, A-qing.

A-qing: ok, Rusong!

Now we're going to meet your Nainai.

Rusong: yep.

A-qing: A-qing: Jiggy's mom. I remember her!

Isn't she like a goddess?

Rusong: among hulijings, yes.

A-qing: I don't think she might like me.

Rusong: *laughing* but you met her already. When I came to meet you in yi city.

She's the same Nainai, A-qing.

A-qing: ohh, she's just like Jiggy.

Rusong: yup.

A-qing: well ok then!!

Rusong: also I got a brother now.

A-qing: awwww, team dimple finally did mpreg!! Which one of team dimple? Was it Minshan?

Rusong: nooo. You just saw him there!

He's my friend who A-Die had adopted.

A-qing: that rude guy?!! And he doesn't look like a supermodel like you.

Misusing his Wangzi privileges!

Was he rich?

Rusong: no. Well now he is.

But don't worry, he's really chill and witty when you get to know him better.

And I must say, he is a supermodel, even before joining the fam.

A-qing: Jiggy is such a family guy.

Rusong: indeed.

Jingyi: *confronting them* Rusong, I'm planning a party with the hulijings--

That chick!! Rusong, *wink* who's the chick?

A-qing: you!!!

Jingyi: you?!!!

Both: from Just now!!

Rusong: A-Yi, this is my girlfriend, A-qing.

Jingyi: who's the sister--in-law?

Rusong: she's from Yi city.

Jingyi: ohhh. That ghost town!

A-qing: hey! Yi city isn't a ghost town! Xue yang and Jiggy gad developed it.

Jingyi: it is! And it's Yao Huangdi.

A-qing: did you even visit.

Jingyi: duhh with some of my cultivator friends. The place is abandoned and Misty. I don't like the ambiance.

A-qing: you're really rude. Rusong he's being rude again!

Jingyi: I'm not!

Rusong: Jingyi, what party are you talking about?

Jingyi: I think we should have a bash with some hulijings and Kitsunes. To ease the stress.

Rusong: sounds lovely!

A-qing: you know I'm so there!

Rusong: of course, A-qing.

I'll buy some clothes for you later, so you may look the best.

A-qing: thank you rich gege.

Rusong: *opens fan* A-qing. Let's go meet Nainai. I really want you two to meet.

A-qing: yea. Let's go!

Rusong: I'll help you with the planning later, Jingyi.

Jingyi: yea dude.

Jingyi: this Rusong is a chick magnet for sure.

.......

On the other side~~

Rusong: *fanning himself, while walking in with A-qing*

A-Qing: *whispering* rich gege, can I call her Miss Jiggy? Since we're in the palace.

Rusong: heehee, she'll love that. But let's be formal first.

A-Qing: mn. Ok! By the way, she's very pretty. Like a female Jiggy.

Rusong: awww yes. Tell her that. She loves compliments.

Rusong: Nainai!

A-Qing: what's so formal about that!

Rusong: it's because she's my Nainai.

A-Qing: oh Rusong.

greetings Meng taihou. Remember me?

Meng Shi: aww, of course I remember my lovely pair!

Xue Chengmei's daughter from Yi city. Him and A-Yao told me more about you.

A-Qing: this xue yang could never keep his mouth shut. Anyways, you're the most beautiful hulijing, Miss Meng.

Meng Shi: thank you thank you. And yes, you can call me miss Jiggy.

A-Qing: yay!!

You know, I was really nervous to greet you when you came with Rusong.

Meng Shi: haha, don't be.

Rusong: how are you, Nainai?

And how's your health?

Meng Shi: everything is fine, My darling Dianxia baby.

But you know, if I wasn't the goddess of Hulijings, then that would be a different situation, heehee..

Rusong: ahahahaha. Good to hear Nainai.

Meng Shi: Xiao Qing. Are you officially my Song'er's girlfriend?

A-Qing: yes Miss Meng.

Meng Shi: how lovely.

You're so cute. Come, I have a gift for you.

A-Qing: *sits*

Meng Shi: *hands her a box* these are a pair of my golden earrings. They're yours now.

A-Qing: *opens* wow, it's beautiful. I...I don't deserve it!

Meng Shi: you do. And you make A-Song so happy.

Xiao Qing, don't be shy to come talk to me. We'll chat and laugh over tea ok.

A-Qing: thank you so much, Miss Jiggy.

Meng Shi: make sure to wear them ok. I'll love to see.

A-Qing: sure! And I won't pawn it. I don't pawn things again.

Meng Shi: what?! *laughing*

A-Qing: I wanted to be the richest person in the Jianghu. So I pawned a few gifts from Rusong. I'm sorry! I know it was a mistake!

Meng Shi: oh my.

But at least you have changed.

A-Qing: yea. I didn't know that this rich gege had a crush on me. I wouldn't have taken his love for granted.

Meng Shi: ah, everyone makes mistakes.

And you two are young. You'll mature together.

A-Qing: right!!

Rusong: definitely Nainai. May we take your leave?

Meng shi: *smile* sure.

A-Qing: so Jiggy got the dimples from you? Wowwww.

Meng Shi: mhm. Can guangshan ever have something as cute as a dimple.

Yao'er has my genes.

A-Qing: and it got passed on to Rusong. Not that I'm mad. Rusong is hot.

Rusong: *covering his laughter with his fan*

Meng Shi: hahaha, indeed.

A-Qing: see you soon Miss Meng!! Nice talking to you!!

Meng Shi: A-Qing, you can also call me Nainai. I would love that.

A-Qing: ahhh, ok.

Meng Shi: *amused*

Sisi: *pouring tea for Meng Shi*

Meng Shi: I have such an adorable family, A-Si.

Yao'er is Huangdi as well as Xuan'er. Also my Yao'er has his beautiful empress and his harem. Rusong is Taizi Dianxia, and Jingyi is also our pride. Rusong now has a girlfriend.

I'm just happy.

Sisi: because you're the Meng backbone. That's why.

Meng Shi: *sips tea* I can finally be at ease, seeing my Yao'er's position.

Sisi: he went a long way. And honoured you at the end.

Meng Shi: mn.

~~~

Afterwards......

Yao: *reading while Qin Su gave him a shoulder massage.*

Wen Qing: guys, congrats on your wedding.

Yao: thank you.

Qin Su: and glad you were there. It made it more special.

Wen qing: aw.

Rusong: A-Die! Guess who's here.

Yao: *looks up and smiles*

A-Qing: heyy Emps!!!

Yao: A-Qing! I missed you.

Mo xuanyu: and so did we. How's it been?

A-Qing: everything's ok guys. And I missed Rusong.

Yao: aww.

Xue yang: little simp is back.

A-Qing: yes, big simp.

Do you have a problem?!

Mo xuanyu: isn't she fab!

Xue yang: a little bit bossy too.

Su she: welcome back A-Qing.

A-Qing: thank you very much team dimple, and xue yang.

Xue yang: aren't I a part of team dimple too?!

A-Qing: yea but you're a pest.

Yao: Qin gui fei, this is our Song'er's girlfriend.

Qin Su: aw, how lovely.

A-Qing: QIN GUI FEI?!! JIGGY YOU GOT A WIFE!!

Yao: yes. We remarried recently.

A-Qing: well obviously any person would indeed fall in love with you. You're smoking hot.

Is team dimple jealous of her???

Yao: doesn't seem so, which is surprising.

Su she: we don't bully women. And I respect Huangdi's decision. She's also Song'er's biological mom.

Xue yang: yea we only bully Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: is calling her the other woman count?

A-Qing: hilarious!!!

Nice to meet you, Qin Huanghou. *bow*

Qin su: pleasure to meet you too.

You're the one who stole Song'er's heart?

A-qing: yes! *blushing*

Qin Su: delightful. I'm so happy for Song'er.

A-qing: you speak so proper. Are you an angel?

Su she: (I wonder the same....she's just like Huangdi)

Qin Su: *laughing* no dear.

And I will drill you in the future

A-qing: uhh!!

Qin Su: don't worry.

I must see if you're perfect for A-Song.

A-qing: Ok, Huanghou

Hey, Wen Qing, you're here too!

Xue yang used to work with you and he had a crush on you?!

Xue yang: ssshhhh

Wen qing: *narrows eyes*

Xue yang: well since my secret is out.

Qingging, I still have a crush on you.

A-qing: you crazy simp!!!

Xue yang: that's why I called you Qing. After Wen qing. So you shouldn't tease me.

Wen qing: do you hear yourself, xue yang! And why do you think that I'll go out with a gremlin like you!

Xue yang: because I'm hot and you are too.

I like you and Jiggy. You two are sexy.

And when I mean sexy. I mean I want to make out with both of you at the same time.

Wen qing: behave yourself.

Qin Su: excuse me?

A-Qing: xue yang! You adopted me. I came with my name!

Xue yang: what part of "I gave birth to you" you don't understand?!

Have you been listening to Songlan again? Don't listen to a fierce corpse! They're zombies!

Sorry Spicy Qingqing, your brother is a strong and wonderful fierce corpse.

Wen qing: and may I ask who's the lucky person you got intimite with?

Xue yang: some woman I thought was xingchen.

Wen qing: HOW?! Now how did you make that mistake!!

Xue yang: I accidentally got blinding powder in my eyes, and was hella drunk. Then this woman came and said I was hot.

Well I know I'm hot, and she was smelling like xingchen!

Yet I wondered why did xingchen lose weight and got boobs. Maybe it was an experiment gone wrong.

Then bam! I was pregnant!

Yao: *cracking up*

Xue yang: Sadly the She-ingchen died or something.

Wen qing: now how did you get pregnant instead?

Xue yang: same way as Zixuan did.

Wen qing: sometimes I feel sorry for A-Yao. To hear you talking nonsense.

Xue yang: that's not nonsense! Those are my adventures!!

Have respect!

Yao: Chengmei, you're a classic! *laughing*

Mo xuanyu: xue yang definitely went through stuff. And xingchen was so nice to accept A-Qing as his own.

Su she: xiao xingchen is really ideal.

A-Qing: yea, and that's how I popped out of him.

Wen qing: then why are you simping for the emperor?

Xue yang: like look at Jiggy. He's omg! A supermodel.

He's too sexy to be left alone.

And Jiggy with his hulijing tail, ears, fangs and claws out, and those eyes! Oh goodness!

Wen qing: I know right.

Su she: *blushing*

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is really hot.

Yao: they're not claws. They're just long sharp nails.

Sometimes I have my attendants sharpen them with razor guqin strings,

Xue yang: Gosh I love him.

I just want to stick my--

Mo xuanyu: Song'er is in the room, yangyang!!!

Xue yang; my tongue in his dimple.

Mo xuanyu: *rolls eyes*

A-Qing: is Rusong hot as a full hulijing too?

Rusong: hotness runs in the family.

A-Qing: I want to be railed by a hulijing too!!!! That would be life-changing!

Emps, don't get upset if I make out with your supermodel son ok. He's too sexy and I can't help it.

Rusong: *shocked*

Qin Su: your child seem a lot like you, xue yang.

Rusong: *laughing* Right! A-qing is very mischievous like you, uncle muffin.

A-Qing: Rusong!!!! Miss Qin!! Don't compare me to that!!

Xue yang: A-Qing! I gave you life!!!

Accept the reality!!!!

A-Qing: *rolls eyes*

Rusong: A-Die, I took her to meet Nainai. And she loves her!

Yao: oh that's great.

Yes A-niang is very friendly.

#the huli jing emperor #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #foxyao #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed

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jvstheworld · 7 months

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My Ted Lasso Re-watch: S1E10 (part 1)

The Hope That Kills You

Nate arrives before everyone else, but something is off. Will is here (dun dun dun). Nah, Will is a sweetie, though they could have come up with a better last name for him than Kitman. His name is Will Kitman.... Guys, come on.

Nate got promoted! Good thing that Rebecca took his hostility well. He was so disarmed by her knowing his name that he forgot about what was going on.

The fact the Rebecca wants to be a part of this and is just as excited as the rest of the team shows how much she has grown to care for them, even while trying to destroy them.

The whole team being there to celebrate Nate's promotion shows how much they care for him now. But it also makes Nate's later betrayal hurt even more.

They even made him his own special box with a brand new whistle in it, just for him.

Okay, the jab at Colin hits different after season 3. And Nate picks him to be his verbal punching bag early on. I get that Colin used to bully him, but it stops being banter like it is now, and becomes more vengeful later in season 2.

Mr Muscle is a brand of cleaner in the UK.

Roy knowing his time is soon up wants Ted to find a replacement Captain for him. But Ted being, well... Ted isn't going to make things easy for him. I love their little back and forth, but Beard's reactions are the best part. Really, Ted plans on playing Roy at some point during their final match, so he has to stay as captain until after then.

Roy loves Ted, even if he won't admit it. Beard's 'He loves you' was adorable.

The last match of this season is against Manchester City, their soon to be white whale. They won't best them until 'Mom City' in season 3.

Yeah, I have no comment on how American football deals with all their shit teams, since I know nothing about sport. Hell, I don't even like European football, but I will watch the hell out of this show.

Don't blow whistles inside, that shit hurts ears. Why does Nate keep doing that?

Dani calling Jamie amigo. Still wants to see everyone as friends. Don't change Dani.

Jamie reverting back to being a pick. Making fun of the team, especially Roy and Ted. Yet Ted just smiles and takes the insults.

'Instant caramel'. He means karma but it's Jamie so he will get it wrong, not that he cares.

Isaac throwing the chair is perfect. He's the new captain now. Everyone but Roy flinches when he throws it, because Roy has probably done that many times himself. But it's Isaac's 'oops, innit?' that makes it perfect. It gets Roy's seal of approval.

Okay, the cigarette thing. Yes, in the UK people call them a word that is also used a slur words gay people. I fucking hate that word and will never use it. The longer form of the slur also shares it's name with a type of food. Never eaten it, never will. And I hate that word too.

Oh look, Baz is trying to be nice, insulting still but at least he is trying.

#ted lasso #coach beard #roy kent #nathan shelley #ted lasso rewatch #tv show thoughts

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