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halfa-failure · 3 months

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Danny doodlepage

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cainternn · 6 months

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the fnaf movie was silly

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #happy halloween #im sorry about this LMAO #artists on tumblr #josh hutcherson #my favorite sopping wet cat #my art

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theethoslab · 2 months

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#ethoslab #hermitcraft #from tango’s streamat about 59 minutes #i’m living for how silly he is this season #as if he wasn’t silly before #how does he go from revolutionizing storage to the biggest wet cat in the same video

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theaxolotlkween · 2 months

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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

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Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

#i just love how much of a hot mess this sad little wet cat of a man is #jonathan sims #jon sims #the archivist #the magnus archives #tma #tma spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers

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nil-elk · 4 months

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The book you wish you had. 👁👄👁🖤💀

#harrow nova #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #tlt #my art #necromancer #them skellertons were so FUN actually #spent a year and some change on this slightly buff wet cat #I FORGOT TO TURN THE BLOOD BACK ON on twitter but you get my best on tumblr first try babyyyy #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth

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moch1rice · 6 months

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Pomni is a cat in this essay i will-

#never seen a character so sopping wet cat coded #anyone can fight me on that #buttonblossom #if you squint #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #tadc fanart #tadc zooble #tadc jax #tadc kinger #mochart

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ohnonotthehorrors · 6 months

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Can I... talk about the theory that winners help craft the next game?

Because, and I really can not say this enough, it puts So Much into perspective.

Everything starts out Normal. Three lives, simple, cut and dry, there hasn't been a winner yet. No one to help craft the game. (And there's something to be said about how simple it really was. Not even a real expectation of the world becoming pvp or combative. No idea of the war to come)

Then Grian wins. The green killer, the man who vowed his first life to the one whose life he took. The next game the boogie man is born. A mechanic that allows and, in fact, demands, a green kill. People can trade lives back and forth, currency and debt wrapped up in one. (can we still be friends? Said the red partner. A life time later and reds are hostile, alone. Maybe it's an answer: No. Not anymore)

Scott wins this time. He refuses to play the game. He will not kill his team, he will love and he will do so fiercely and with all of himself. The next game people are attached through to their very souls. Every bit of damage to one soul is done to its twin. There is no boogeyman. (There is no way for a widow to be left without their love)

Pearl wins and she wins a blood bath. Spent the game draped in red, only wolves for company. Sitting in her tower, shivering in ice, maybe she wanted it to end. To see where it would. Limited life rewards you for killing, limited life has a clock tick tick ticking down, you always no how long you have. A curse yes, but a blessing too.

Now It's Martyn's turn.

And what a turn it is.

Keep your secrets, says the disloyal man, keep them well. Everything hurts, everything Matters, says the man fracturing with every loss. (What if we could love each other without hurting? Says The Hand, who never wanted to be coated in blood)

More importantly, Martyn has always seen the watchers below the surface. Now, they're right here in front of him. Something that could almost... be rebelled against, no? Something that someone else could finally point to and say: hey, hey isn't that familiar?

#Also funny that most winners have an immediate problem with the game following #Grian being given only two lives at the start #Scott breaking up with his soulmate #Martyn pulling an absolute Wet Cat and failing miserably at secret life #Pearl did fine #limited life #life series #secret life #trafficblr #grian #scott smajor #martyn inthelittlewood #pearlescentmoon #3rd life #last life #traffic life #ignore the number of parenthesis #and also tags

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batbabydamian · 7 months

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Damian locks himself in his room for the rest of the day. Continuation to this!

bonus:

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #tim drake #Damian fights crime with his hood up for the next few months #also if it’s not clear in the third panel i’m referring to Battinson’s sad wet cat look shsjf #batbabyart

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boxmakesart · 7 months

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Soggy Simon Simon Soggy

#soggy simon #adventure time #fionna and cake #he’s so wet cat coded omg #soggy…#art #quite soggy in fact #adventure time fanart #fionna and cake fanart #simon petrikov

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sadfishkid · 2 months

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green slime be upon ye

#howl's moving castle #howl jenkins #sophie hatter #howl's niece mari #and the skull (already forgot again whether it was sullivan's or prince justin's)#i reread hmc and came to the following conclusion #movie howl: slightly whimsical but still very much a byronic hero #book howl: sopping wet pathetic meow meow #(he even turns into a literal wet cat at some point)#art tag

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cloudofbutterflies · 1 year

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new alignment chart just dropped

#alignment chart #meme #funny #wet cat #covered in blood #fandom

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trainwrecksys · 8 months

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Simon hair functions:

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#he’s like a cat #a wet cat #adventure time fanart #adventure time #Fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #Simon petrikov #spiral sys art

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idliketobeatree · 2 months

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btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens memes #good omens fandom #good omens s2 #good omens shitpost #good omemes #go s2 #poor little meow meow #michael sheen #job minisode #a companion to owls #staying as far away from fandom discourse as possible but i feel it needs to be said #he's a walking talking crying wet cat on the inside #and he needs a pat on the head maybe a lil kick to the butt. not all this backlash. peace and love on gomens earth #marcela talks #ghost(shit)posted by crowley #aziraphale defense squad #i cleary underestimated the emotional weight of his kittydog eyes. you're good

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zegalba · 6 months

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#cats #cat #water #animals #rocks #wet #river #nature #photography

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pangur-and-grim · 1 month

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HELLO, welcome to the kitten gacha game!

here's how it works: all pointed cats are born white and mysterious. that's because pointing is temperature dependent, and cats are baked at an even temperature in the womb! as they age, their colder extremities develop colour

a while ago, I received photos of three pointed kittens, and had to guess where they fell on this chart based on subtle clues:

I ended up choosing a grub who developed into a seal point with white (my sweet Belphegor!)

and now I'm giving YOU the chance to choose! kittens A, B and C will each become one of the colours on the chart as they are manufactured age.

reserve them now at greerstothers.shop, and receive your enamel pin grown kitten in the mail!

(close-ups of the clues under the readmore)

feel free to guess their colourations in the replies/reblogs! I'm curious to see how many people get it right.

the enamel pins will come with a breakdown of their colour genetics on the backing card!

#I hope people like this bc I am going full autism #love cats 😤 love genetics 😤 love cat colour genetics 😤#I spent ages on the final enamel pins to make them look as bullied as possible #huge wet kitten eyes etc

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bagofdo-ritos · 2 months

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self indulgent season 1 jon art… save me s1 jon sims… s1 jon sims save me…

#hes so wet cat archivist #i need to eat him alive #salt and pepper hair jon sims save me. save me salt and pepper hair jon sims #smiles manicly no i am not fixated on jonathan sims from the hit podcast The Magnus Archives what Do You Mean #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #doritosart

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