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paper-mario-wiki · 3 days

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are you actually a mensa member or do you just randomly own that pin?

i joined mensa so i could tell a joke on a podcast about being in mensa but i wanted to commit to the bit

#anon

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hungharrington · 1 day

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Thinking about Steve cumming quickly - like under 30 seconds of thrusting because he's just so in love with you he couldn't help it

He hides his face in your neck afterwards all embarrassed and you rub his back to bring him back down from the intensity of it all

To add to this - he also has certain triggers that make him cum immediately.

You say you love him, he cums. You scratch at his tummy/happy trail, he cums. You gently pull on his hair, he cums.

My apologies if these thoughts have already been given but it's all I've been thinking about this morning 😭😭

a most delicious ask i’ve been hoarding 🫶 i LOVE all these thoughts i’m sry i didn’t get to incorporate all of them !! is this hot? idk…. but it’s got sum love in it tehe MDNI this entire blog is 18+

Look, Steve Harrington doesn’t have his reputation for nothing, okay?

He’s a ladies man, through and through. He knows exactly what he’s doing with his hands, he loves getting his face in between a pair of thighs, and perhaps most importantly, he is not a minute man.

Steve Harrington has stamina.

At least, he certainly thought he did— but that was before you. But in his defense, nobody told him that sex is a hundred times better when you love the person. A thousand better if they love you back.

And, god, does he fucking love you.

You’re a dream— all laid out on the bed beneath him, chest bare and eyes soft and heavy. Your lips are sheened with spit and all kiss-bitten and Steve has no doubt he looks the same. Kissing you never gets old. His cock throbs, aching for some friction and just begging to be buried inside you.

“Well?” You say, somewhere between a tease and a breathy gasp. “What’re you waiting for?”

Your fingers slip into the waistband of your panties but Steve is quick to knock them away, replacing them with his own hands. He grins up at you, his tongue darting out to wet his lips.

“Can’t let you do my favourite part now, can I?”

You giggle. With that his fingers start to trail down your naval, slow and sensually, dragging the fabric with them. Your hips move to accommodate him and your breath hitches as he drags them down your thighs that part as he wrangles them off your ankles, inviting him in.

Steve nearly groans at the mere sight—a hot surge twisting in his tummy that goes straight to his cock. God, he must be losing blood with how much blood is rushing to harden it up. Or maybe he’s just too enamoured with you and that’s enough to make him breathless. Either way, he’s aching.

“God, baby,” He says, voice gravelly. “Just look at you.”

His hands shift up from grasping lightly at your ankles up, up, up, til he’s nudging your thighs apart further. His dark eyes flick up to your face, his expression one of hunger.

“Y’so pretty, honey,” He coos.

You flush, feeling somehow more naked at his compliment, knowing he’s being sincere. Reaching up, you drape your hand around his neck and urge him forward slowly, pressing up to scrape your lips against his.

“Oh, yeah?” You breathe, your lips twitching up at the obvious way Steve’s breath catches in his throat. “Which part of me’s so pretty?”

Steve chuckles, his gaze switching between your own and says, “All of you,” before he kisses you like he’s starved of the taste of you.

Breaking the kiss, he leans back and his hand disappears into his bedside table for a condom. He makes quick work of it, pausing to give himself a firm squeeze around the base as he does— fuck, he’s going to bust the moment he gets inside of you if he doesn’t take a moment.

But you’re so damn hot — and eyeing him with a heavy desire that makes his tummy hot. He’s not sure he can wait.

He shifts himself up and settles on his hands on your thigh, pushing it back further so he can line himself up and sink in tantalisingly slow. Your cunt is warm and wet, drawing a whiny moan from his throat, and Steve’s head drops into the curve of your shoulder in an instant.

“Fuck,” He hisses, hips flexing to hold back from pushing himself all the way in—a near impossible task considering the breathy little noise you make. God, fuck, fuck, he can’t move another inch or he’ll lose it. “Fuck, baby, you feel so good.” He gasps.

Your arms looped around his neck tighten, pressing your chest up against his as you make a noise of agreement. You begin to mouth lazily up his throat, feeling the throb of his cock between your legs like a heartbeat, burning hotter and hotter.

“Cmon, Steve,” you whisper, nibbling at his earlobe. Steve keens, his hips shoving forward bit more as he tries to contain himself. “Want you to fuck me,”

He makes another pitiful noise that he’d probably be embarrassed of if he wasn’t so gone. He follows your instructions quickly, shifting his hips so he can start slowing fucking into you. It’s lewd, soft wet noises sounding as he builds up a rhythm, sinking himself into you over and over. Pleasure drools through his gut.

“Stevie,” you pout, panting lightly. “Can’t— can’t see you,” You tug on his hair lightly, trying to encourage his face out of hiding but only succeeding in making him whimper. His cheeks burn hotly but he forces his face up, kissing along your jaw as he does.

His eyes crease open as he pulls back and Steve keens at the sight of you, his plush lips parting in a soft pant. Fuck, what was wrong with him? Normally he’d be still murmuring filthy things into your skin, marking up your neck while his hips roll into you, all does that feel good? and oh, it does when you moan in response.

Instead, he’s the one coming apart and beyond his words. You scrape your hand through his hair again and leave it cupped sweetly on his jaw, your eyes watching closely. Swatching your thumb across his cheek, you moan lightly, “Wanna -uh- wanna see your face, baby— love your pretty face,”

Something tightens up in Steve’s tummy, heat flourishing up his spine and he whimpers loudly, the roll of his hips turning the rapid, jerky thrusts in a moment. Skin slaps against skin and you make the cutest noise at the change of pace. It feels so good—too good. He feels too close, his pleasure scratching the edge of release.

Then you stutter out a breathy, “I love you, Steve,” and the coil in his stomach snaps without warning.

Steve gasps loudly and his entire body tightens, his face burying itself in you neck as his hips fuck into your snug cunt desperately. He all but collapses onto you, his hands curling around your waist tightly as he lets out a string of pathetically whiny noises, coming undone far too quickly.

It takes a moment for you to realise what’s happened— to figure out exactly why Steve suddenly sinks him cock into you with fervor and is whimpering in your ear. He’s trembling lightly you realise, as your arms sweep down his back, letting him fuck through his orgasm.

The pleasure of it drags out and by the time it tapers out, mortification begins to set in. Steve’s only glad he’s hidden his face so you can’t see his flaming cheeks. Fuck. Fuck. He’s never finished that fast before.

“I’m so sorry, you just feel— and you said—” He starts, voice sounding wrecked.

“Don’t apologise,” you interrupt sweetly. You stroke down his back soothingly and Steve can’t help but shiver. He groans loudly.

“Don’t apologise for finishing after 1 minute like a 16 years old virgin?” He asks, going for sarcastic but failing with the embarrassment tinting his tone.

You can’t help but giggle, hand still sweeping over his back comfortingly as you say, “I don’t think that was even a minute, babe.”

Steve groans louder, attempting to press his face further into your neck and nipping at it when you laugh a little louder. You’re being way too sweet about this. Steve’s not sure he can ever show his face again.

“I’m banning you from saying ‘i love you’ in bed,” He says, the words muffled against your skin. You huff another laugh, grinning, and comb your fingers through his hair.

“Boo.” You pout, knowing he’s joking completely. You’re still throbbing and aching for him to keep moving but you know you only have to be patient. He’ll fuck you just as you need it. “You’re no fun.”

“I used to have stamina,” He whines. “What have you done to me?”

You chuckle again, turning and pressing a kiss to his temple as best you can. “Turned you full loverboy. Soon enough, any time I say I love you, you’ll pop a boner.”

From within you, you feel the soft twitch of his dick and Steve’s breath hitches again. He finally digs his face out of your neck, a serious furrow between his brows. “Don’t even joke about that!”

#after many many moons…. a wild jay appears #i lied i wrote those two fics not that long ago #sorry it’s more lovey and less subby!#i’m in my lovergirl era almost always #anon #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington #steve x reader #jay writes #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader smut #steve smut #wrote this while high so if there’s mistakes take it up with my manager

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princessbrunette · 2 days

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me begging rafe to actually cum inside since it’s mother’s day🤗🤗i just wanna be a mommy sigh

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things had been going really well for rafe lately, business wise. he’d been making a shit tonne of money, he’d been going on trips, making new connections — finally becoming the man he wanted to be and it showed from his attitude. all that rage and insecurity he once had was slowly but surely melting away, making you so glad that you stuck around for the long run.

you’d decided you’d wanted more right then and there on the spot at the end of the week when he was fucking you through the mattress. you’re moaning, near tears — elated by the successful deal he just made. his mouth his open against your jaw, pressing wet kisses there whilst you weakly drag your manicured fingernails across his buzzed hair. your bleary eyes flicker open through sticky eyelashes and stare at the ceiling, overstimulated creamy pussy just sucking him in, driving him closer and closer to his finish line.

“c’mon.” he mutters, barely audibly to himself as he picks up the pace — thick biceps lifting him just a little so he could look down at the way he was milking you.

you don’t think, you simply connect your ankles at his lower back and lock him in. “come inside. please.” you whisper all in one exhale, making his glossy eyes flicker up to you. he huffs through already parted lips, gaze intense.

“huh?”

his pace doesn’t slow, and you roll your hips from your position on your back, trying to squeeze it out of him, clenching hard. “please daddy, fuck it into me. wan’it all. wanna be a mommy.” you whine through shuddered breath and blobs of tears.

he licks his lips, freezing inside you once he was pressed in to the hilt. “you serious? huh? y’wanna get knocked up? right now? ‘cos — because once you say yes there’s no turning back from that, right?” he’s dead serious, honing in all his focus to sus you out.

you nod, hair rustling against the pillow and your arms reaching to his hips trying to get him to move again. maybe you wanted it for sure, maybe it was just horny talk, you didn’t know — and didn’t care, you just knew you needed it now before you could talk yourself out of it.

“please rafe, fill me up.”

you were shocked how little movement it took for him to bust inside you, hot spurts filling you until it leaked out your fluttering hole, no more room for it inside. you realise only then that rafe had thought of this before, because the second you were totally full he was pulling out and forcing your thighs up to your chest, damn near pushing your knees into your shoulders so your cunt faced the ceiling, not a drop of it escaping.

“s’gonna take, alright? i know it. gonna give you a fuckin’ baby.”

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#anon #rafe cameron prompt

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jacquesthepigeon · 3 days

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I think the merchandise actually hurts the show overall.

You don’t see a lot of merch with shows like gravity falls or Star vs the forces of evil or owl house cause they had stories to tell, even if the plot takes a bit to get going.

MLB reminds me of shows from the 80s, which while beloved by the people who grew up with them, would randomly add new plot points or vehicles or powers just to sell another toy.

I know at some point merchandise was the main way cartoons made money but that might’ve been limited to certain series and time periods as a google search now says it’s mainly from licensing to streaming services so idk how important merch is in actuality

But anyway

It at least looks like they’re adding all sorts of random “power-ups” for the sake of making more toys but when you look at the actual selection available there really isn’t that much variety? We got the whole miracuclass and barely any toys to show for it so what was the point? Why did they subject me to that if they’re not even getting money out of it? Sadistic

#anon #ask

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markscherz · 18 hours

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You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.

This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.

Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.

It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.

So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.

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pastadoughie · 2 days

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Draw a seal!

#art #mspaint #my art #rowens liddol guys #ask #asks #anon #anonymous

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candiedfright · 3 days

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HVAE YOU EVER DRAWN FUKUZAWA?! PLEASE ULL GIVE YOU MY EARS AND SOUL😣😣

i've drawn him once and it was his younger self so here's current dad

#fanart #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi #candied art #whispers from the pit #anon

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nessieartss · 2 days

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Hey, I just woke up wondering how’s uncle Ryomen doing rn, I miss him, I fear 💔

they’re watching tom and jerry together!

#uncle ryomen au #ask #anon #answer #my art

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animatedglittergraphics-n-more · 3 days

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requested by anon

#my asks #anon #deer favicon #20x20 #pixel #transparent #deer #fawn #decome #icon #archives #webcore #gifcities #kawaii #f2u

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zosanbrainrot · 3 hours

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Current thought is just… Zoro, covered in blood, holding his child Chopper

always here for a blood covered Zoro!!

#sword's probably too short #anywho #my art #zoro #chopper #anon #asks #a good opportunity for quicker sketches #maybe it'll help me get my line confidence back so I can go back to the WCI comic #I have a lot more boarded but haven't come back since posting that second part

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frownyalfred · 2 days

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Considering how I've chipped teeth accidentally running into the car door, I've got to agree with your take on the batfam having dental issues. I've also chipped my teeth on stupid shit like sewing needles because "do as I say not as I do" and "your teeth are not tools" have never worked on me. So now I'm curious which of the batkids uses their teeth as tools because at least one of them absolutely does

Bruce: your teeth aren’t tools

Every single batkid ever: why are they tool shaped then

#the prettier the teeth #the more likely they’ll chip #imo #big pretty white teeth are weak af #bruce wayne #batman #dc #asks #anon #batfamily

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paper-mario-wiki · 2 days

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if there were intelligent aliens without gravity, do you think they'd still invent the platformer? is it an inherently, intrinsically satisfying idea, or do we earthlings just like having our egos stroked?

no, but they would still create tetris, as that is the most objectively perfect game.

#anon

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oifaaa · 21 hours

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"Blackbeard is so threatening" just toss him in the sea. His whole crew has devil fruits, they can't do shit

Famous last words anyone

#ask #anon #one piece #op #ace #portgas d ace #fire fist ace #oifaaadoodles #makes no sense cause like ace has a devil fruit #and at the time not all of black beards crew did #but shut up #sometimes you think of a funny thing and don't think too hard about it

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princessbrunette · 3 days

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okay but rafe making you nod forcefully by pulling your hair during sex when he asks you questions......

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you knew you deserved to be fucked the way he was fucking you — you’d had a nasty attitude all day. rafe had finally yanked you up from the brutal doggy style he had you in, even shoving your head down with his foot anytime you’d tried to lift it — and now had you in a headlock staring into your own mascara-flooded eyes in the mirror.

“yeah…yeah get a good fuckin’ look.” he drawls, his cock grazing your lower back as he hunches over you, panting so hard his clammy chest would touch between your shoulder blades with each exhale. “all fucked up and crying ‘cos you couldn’t keep that slick mouth in check today huh… yeah…yeah i gotta be the one to rectify that.”

you try to speak, but it only comes out as a shaky little ‘mmm’ as your bottom lip wobbles again.

“yeah shutup. gonna ask you again now, are you gonna start talking all that shit again when we’re through here? huh?” he demands as you catch your breath, swallowing thickly. when you don’t respond, head too much in a haze — he quickly reaches between you, grabbing a fist of his cock and stuffing himself back inside — giving you a few rough thrusts. this only weakens your ability to respond.

“ohh—ughh—” you whine, gripping his arm wrapped around you.

“shit lemme ask something easier then, yeah? seein’ as you can’t get shit through that bunny brain.” he readjusts his grip. “y’gonna be a good fuckin’ girl for me from now on? huh?”

you hesitate, and not wanting to give you the chance to disrespect him again he grips your head forcing you to nod. “yes rafe.” he answers in a deadpan for you. “c’mon lemme hear it from you. don’t play around.”

“yes rafe. gonna be good, daddy.” you groan, adding extra points to try and win him over. he hums, seemingly satisfied with his tongue between his lips as he glares at you through the mirror.

“yeah… s’what i damn thought. now where was i?” before you know it, your face is back in the mattress, taking his rough backshots.

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#anon #rafe cameron prompt

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swiftmitsu · 1 day

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Killer: hey boss for my birthday can I have a friend over?

Nightmare: you have a birthday?

Dust and Horror: you have friends?????