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markscherz · 3 months

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do you feel positive, negative, or neutral about inaccurate plastic skeleton halloween decorations? like what's going on with this guy's everything?

you may not know this, but I am something of a specialist on amphibian skeletal anatomy, and this… thing is a sin against my entire field.

Frogs do not have ribs. Where is its pectoral girdle? Why does it have mammal feet? What even happened to its hips? Why does it have SO MANY VERTEBRAE‽ And what in the seven hells happened to its skull? Hypertrophy is one thing, but this… this is just lazy. They seem to have decided to give it a beak??? And the nostril is super far back and also somehow integrated into a bone¿?¿?

What in the name of Eru Ilúvatar is going on‽

#holy hells this is horrific #only 265 days to Halloween #frog #except really not a frog #this is a particularly mistreated dog #and even then #ugh #answers by Mark #csevet

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spirk-trek · 1 month

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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

#like JIM #star trek #shitposting #lmao LMAO #AND THEN SHE SAYS I'LL MISS YOU AND HE DOESNT ANSWER GIFKFNFIF #idk why i find this so fucking funny #he's like hm no i'm good #get some birth control on your planet first then we'll talk #also i have a boyfriend #the mark of gideon #star trek the original series #season 3 #tos #spirk

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ew-selfish-art · 7 months

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DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.

Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.

Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.

Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.

Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”

… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.

Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.

It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.

“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.

“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).

“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.

“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”

The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”

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The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.

Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.

Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.

The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”

Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.

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Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.

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emily-e-draws · 9 months

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Sonia 💛

#totk #loz #tears of the kingdom #sonia totk #are her markings intended to be tattoos? logistically would it even make sense for her to be painting them herself?#these questions & more will not be answered. thank you for your time #she looks younger than i intended here i need to figure out how to draw her more.. Motherly #middle aged women u continue to elude me

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canisalbus · 8 months

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Ok I've been wondering, do Vasco's ears get in the way often? Has he ever had to tie them back into a ponytail?

I can imagine his ears might be a little bit inconvenient at times and he has to keep adjusting them every now and then (like having long hair you kept loose at all times), but when you're born and grow up with floppy ears it's an everyday thing you don't really have to think about. Putting them on a loose ponytail would probably still end up restricting blood flow to an uncomfortable degree so it can't be something he does very often.

#ponytail Vasco has been requested about half a dozen times already so here he is #it does make the beauty marks pop #own art #own characters #Vasco #answered #astrocanid

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gentlemancowboy · 13 days

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Gayest Dean Moment Not Involving Cas Number 3 ➼ Church Confession

Bonus:

#the conversation with sam is word-for-word a textbook canon event idk how else we were supposed to read that interaction #if anyone even utters the words 'the mark of cain' I will scream #buckleming answer for your crimes #anyway forever blessed that tumblr upped the image limit on posts because I really didn't want to cut this down #sorry to the dash tho #long post #spn #gay dean series #spn season 10 #10x16 paint it black #dean winchester #sam winchester #my edits #spnedit #deanedit #cowboycoven #spncreatorsdaily

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mrkis · 4 months

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im so soft for mark i just need him to fuck me gently into my sheets and kiss me good morning

his lazy hip movements as he thrusts into you. pressing tender kisses across your shoulders, neck, cheeks before meeting your lips. fingers interlocked and held against the bedsheets, thumb grazing over your knuckles. him whispering sweet little things into your ears and telling you how much he loves you as you moan so prettily for him, legs loosely draped over his hips with your heels pressing into his lower back to keep him as close as possible. his soft grunts and quiet curses as he cums inside, squeezing your hand as his tongue dips into your mouth. bye.

#‣ [asks]#‣ [anon]#‣ [reaction answered]#mark lee smut #morny hours

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neowinestainedress · 11 months

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hi, is it okay to request mark breeding kink later if you have a free time? its up to you to make it as drabble or full fic. like both of them are ready to settle down and he intends to speed things up. he even tracks her ovulation period to make love intensely in that week and won't stop until her pussy ruined. another new day would start with her swollen pussy. thank you!

w!: unprotected sex (ofc), breeding kink, pregnancy talks, implied overstimulation

a/n: this turned out pretty soft and romantic overall, hope you like it!

You’re not surprised that trying for a baby meant to fuck a lot, but surely when you and Mark talked about it, you wouldn’t have expected him to be constantly over you.

Truth be told, it shouldn’t be shocking, you know him for too long to act unaware of 1) his breeding kink and 2) his want to be a father. So it’s only obvious that as soon as you both felt ready for this big step, he’s not letting any opportunity go to waste.

“Mark,” you chuckle when you feel his arms wrap around you, pushing you back into his chest while he presses his lower half against your ass. “Come on,” you giggle, turning your face back, squirming a bit at the ticklish sensation of his lips on your neck.

“What? You’re ovulating,” he whispers against your ear.

“Yeah, I don’t need you to tell me that,” you joke, rolling your eyes back. “Wait, are you keeping track of it?”

Your boyfriend shrugs, kissing the corner of your lips. “I might, is that a crime?”

You shake your head while chuckling, “No, but damn, you really want that baby.” You turn around, letting him push you against the countertop in the kitchen, biting your lips when you look down, his half-hard boner pressing into you.

“Wasn’t it already clear enough?”

“You surprise me a bit more every day,” you say, caressing his cheek and pulling him into a kiss. Mark doesn’t pull away from it when he lifts you up in his arms and walks swiftly to the bedroom, closing the door behind with a kick of his feet before he lays you on the bed.

That was when you realized how truly deep into it Mark was, and to be honest, it just turned you on even more. There was something new about him and all of this that made your brain spin. Mark had never been so feral and needy.

“Mark,” you breathe out weakly, back arching off the bed as he keeps fucking into you. “Too fucking much,” you mutter, eyes rolled back in pure bliss, and whole body trembling.

“No, pretty, just once more. Gotta pump you full of cum, don’t you want that?”

You nod weakly. “Yeah, want that, but, please,” you cry out, feeling the known sensation build up inside again.

“Please, what? Only fucked you twice today,” Mark whispers as he quickly moves you so he can fuck deeper into you, your legs pressing flat against your chest while his body applies pressure on you, almost bending you in half. “I’m sure you can take more.”

You whimper, nodding quickly as you feel another orgasm approach, but not quite sure of what Mark has in mind, you try to keep it in. It’s true that it’s ‘only’ your second orgasm but you two have been fucking like rabbits for a week now, and pretty much with only one goal in mind, so every fuck lead to at least three orgasms because he needed to be sure you were full of cum.

His thrusts are fast, desperate even, and his moans are louder than usual. You have no idea how long it lasts, and only when his movements start to get messier, you realize that he’s close too.

“Want my baby? Yeah, you’d look so pretty carrying my baby around, love. I just know.”

You nod quickly, trying to open your eyes to meet his, melting on the spot when you do and see him look down at you with so much love and lust. “Please, Mark, please, breed me,” you beg, voice high.

A soft smile curls his lips as he leans closer to kiss you, pushing your legs further down to fuck deeper into you. “You’ll make the best mom ever.”

You feel like you’re overflowing when he comes inside you for the third time, lewd sounds of cum squelching out of you making your head spin as your orgasm ripples through your body, pussy squeezing hard around him until he can hardly move in and out of you.

“Gotta make sure you keep it all in,” Mark groans, pumping into you another time before stilling inside your swollen pussy, keeping your hips up. “You okay?” Mark asks, still inside you, as he gently caresses your forehead.

“Tired,” you smile weakly before sleep takes over you.

You’re woken up in the morning by Mark’s dick rubbing between your thighs while his hand gently caresses your boobs and his lips leave gentle kisses on the back of your neck.

“Mark?” You whisper, trying to shake off your sleep and turn around to see him.

“Morning, babe,” he says, kissing your face, and moving his hips against you. “Can I fuck you or are you too sore?”

You chuckle, shaking your head before humming. “I’m sore but I’m also horny, so why not. We gotta make the best of this, if our wish comes true, in a few months you won’t be able to have me this easily.”

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#anon answered #mark hard hours #mark smut #mark lee smut #nct 127 smut #nct dream smut #nct smut #nct 127 hard hours #nct dream hard hours

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markiecake · 25 days

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girl what about mark and a size kink sorry I've been obsessed with size kinks recently so like big dick mark or something also it looks like he's been bulking up I'm not okay 😦

A/N: LAWWWDDD ANON I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE `(*>﹏<*)′

tags/ warnings: smut (MINORS DNI !!), MONSTER COCK MARKKKKK :3, fem! reader, reader is smaller than mark, size kink size kink size kink !!!!!, tummy bulge, me just yapping about mark basically

he has been looking so buff these days it's making me so insane, and i just KNOW he loves to use it to his advantage !!!

idk just imagining mark with a girl who is so much smaller than him IT DOES SOMETHING TO HIS BRAINNNN LIKE

even non sexual acts of dominance like he would literally feel on top of the world if he was able to open a jar of something for you or reach a high shelf when you couldn't do it yourself 😭

BUT big dick mark 😵‍💫 he tries soso hard to go slow at first and let you get used to his size but sometimes he doesn't know his own strength :,(

shushing you as you quietly sob beneath him, kissing away each tear on your cheeks.

he can literally barely move to begin with, considering how tight you are around his thick cock !!! he hesitates a bit because he thinks he could literally break you, but you give him a small nod and it sets something off inside of him 😵‍💫😵‍💫

also thinkin bout how absolutely feral he would become if he could see the bulge of his cock through your tummy ≧ ﹏ ≦ he'd grab your hand and place it over, making you feel it as well !

"feel that, baby?" he practically whispers, "i'm righttttt here." as he pauses inside of you to fully revel in the moment LORDDDD

once you get the slightest bit used to it, he just starts to go harder or faster omgggg :,)

your nails scratching his back as he pounds into you at an insane pace D: him giving quiet apologies in response to your whimpers and whines.

OR MAYBE markie making you ride him to see how much you can really take ＞︿＜

leaning back against the bed, watching you with a smile as you struggle to take his whole length :(((

whines of his name just making him laugh and pat your hair softly. still, he is a soft dom til the end and will praise you the whole time ! he's such a "biiiig stretch" kind of guy like just soso soft for you :DDD

(i also think if he was in a hard dom mood he would SO put you in a mini headlock with his big ass arms- *GUNSHOTS*)

#♡ ria rants #♡ ria answers #the way i just yap #just something about bde mark i think #i have been let out of my enclosure #i need him so bad #mark lee #mark lee x reader #nct smut #nct drabbles #nct 127 #nct dream

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nose-coffee · 6 months

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okay okay so corona and ianthe's mother's name is canonically "violabeth" (whence "coronabeth" gains the "beth"). viola is latin/italian in origin, meaning purple; corona means crown or wreath. congrats, your third house monarch (whose assigned house colour is purple) is called purplebeth and crownbeth

but also! in pondering this, my mind was also drawn to viola from shakespeare's twelfth night - one half of a pair of twins, forced by circumstance to take on the guise of her brother for her own safety. we talk and talk abt who out of ianthe and corona came up w the "corona should pretend to be a necromancer" scheme, and also who enforced it; but is it not fucked up if it was violabeth? (especially considering ianthe specifies their father as the one who "wanted a matching set") and if it wasn't, isn't it still fucked up that, based on literature that existed before the houses, their mother's name is all but a prophecy?

#fuck off lou #my post #tlt #the locked tomb #tlt meta #just got SO distracted from what i was writing by this brain wave #also if someone else has said this i am so sorry for repeating the sentiment #violabeth tritos #ianthe tridentarius #coronabeth tridentarius #also suddenly thinking abt ianthe wearing a literal laural WREATH during the socratic conversation in tug #and speaking in quotation marks to give clearly scripted answers #AS IF SHE WERE ACTING LIKE CORONABETH

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avocadoraisin · 24 days

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does mark have a dad bod? If so, could u spare 🙏 (with strahm😔)

anon please you KNOW he does. you just want to see some shirtless Saw characters

anyway here you go theyre at the beach or something

#lots of hofftummy this week #coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #sawposting #mark hoffman #peter strahm #saw fanart #saw #drawing #jenna answers

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markscherz · 2 months

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frogs be upon ye

and upon ye, @revcleo

#frogs #Sir David #dreamboat #answers by Mark #revcleo

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rainyjeno · 4 months

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mark is so loser college boyfriend vibes that has a monster cock.

Hear me out though, Mark is fully in college because his parents have money, on the other hand, you had to work to get where you are, so when Mark's hands slid up your skirt distracting you from the paper you were writing resulted in a groan from your lips "Mark, we can't, I have to write this paper" Mark pouted at you, his lips pressing into your collarbone, trailing up your shoulder hitting the spot on your neck, his fingers pulling your panties down slowly, a moan leaving your lips softly. "Mark..." you murmured softly as he slipped to his knees.

"You keep writing your paper baby, I just wanna taste you" He spoke before dipping his head under your skirt and pulling your hips towards his lips

#nct 127 #mark lee smut #mark lee #nct smut #nct dream smut #.anon #.answered

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atomi-cat · 1 month

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The way you draw Manolo and Jack gives me gender envy idk why