mark is so loser college boyfriend vibes that has a monster cock.

Hear me out though, Mark is fully in college because his parents have money, on the other hand, you had to work to get where you are, so when Mark's hands slid up your skirt distracting you from the paper you were writing resulted in a groan from your lips "Mark, we can't, I have to write this paper" Mark pouted at you, his lips pressing into your collarbone, trailing up your shoulder hitting the spot on your neck, his fingers pulling your panties down slowly, a moan leaving your lips softly. "Mark..." you murmured softly as he slipped to his knees.

"You keep writing your paper baby, I just wanna taste you" He spoke before dipping his head under your skirt and pulling your hips towards his lips

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DRAW MORE LADY REIGEN I'M BEGGING YOU

ask and ye shall receive

I think overall there’s one of two „big“ problems happening for people who have a problem with TOWL (racists and the likes aside… 🙄).

1- The misunderstanding that this was truly much more a Rick and Michonne story than a TWD one. This was not TWD S12. It was about telling the story of these 2 characters and being able to put a dot at the end (or a dot dot dot). And you’ve laid all of that out perfectly. Like yes, in TWD, Beale (& the CRM) would have been draaaaagged out. But this was much more of a Terminus approach than a Saviors one if we will…

2- TWD was never the most ..subtle show. They tended to hit the audience over the head with stuff. And I’m not sure I would go as far as calling TOWL subtle outright either (idk, didn’t think about this until right this moment lol -obviously elements of it are, sure -just as elements on TWD could be on the subtler side) but compared to TWD, it certainly is lol. And there has been a very big „media literacy“ and „basic comprehension skills“ problem happening for a minute now. And I really don’t say this to be mean or make fun of people or anything but these are just facts. Some people really struggle with getting the information when they are not being hit over the head with it, over and over and over again. After the finale I saw several posts on my tl of people wondering why this, that or the other was not addressed or how/why this, that or the other did happen… and I was utterly confused because those things they claimed were missing were very much shown? I was like, there was literally a scene dealing with all of this? And it didn’t require any reading between the lines to be honest, no subtext, it was very much the text of the scene?! So it seems like some people just didn’t get a lot of things that were happening 🫤

(BTW I don’t mean that even if someone didn’t have these specific problems with the show, they MUST love it then. Likes and dislikes etc etc. As much as I really loved the show as a whole, if I decided to put down the Richonne-colored glasses I wanted to and did watch to the show with.. I’d definitely have a few complaints lol, though still very much enjoyed the show even then)

That's definitely what happened. And to some extent, I get why, considering Rick and Michonne are 2/3 of the main show's Big Three. But when the press and promos started, and people were still talking about some Marvel-style meet-up, I was like...oh they're definitely not listening to what's being said, because it's six damn episodes, and also The Richonne story, not the Team Family jamboree. And then acting as if it's somehow 'insulting' to the rest of the characters if Rick and Michonne didn't talk about them. The man had PTSD so bad, he couldn't remember his own son's face. Why would you think it would be good time for him to pause in the middle of his wife telling him about a traumatic moment during her pregnancy to ask about anyone else? Please be fr.

I feel you on the comprehension thing, which is nothing new for this fandom. The fact that so many people legit thought Rick didn't know how to drive stick and questioned the 'realism' of it but never stopped to think that it was because he only has one damn hand. Y'all were fine with every silly ass moment that happened in the main show, that was either sheer dumb luck or handwaved away, but now we need a complete breakdown from experts on how Rick managed to fight off walkers one-handed. Now y'all want the realism, when you've been so giddy for weeks because you need one of them to die for the show to be 'interesting'.

I'm really not listening to people who need the narrative to hold their hand through everything, or need to see every piece of the plot onscreen for it to be considered 'legitimate'. (I'm officially banning the phrase 'plot armor' for the foreseeable future).

People didn't get things, because they don't take a minute to sit with the damn material anymore. From live reactions videos to live tweeting/blogging, people are just watching TV to make content and have an online moment, not for what's actually being shown. And yeah, TOWL isn't perfect, but the minor criticisms I have for it doesn't take away from the fact that it is very enjoyable and easily the best material from the TWD landscape in a long time.

(sidenote: I will say one of my favorite things from these past six weeks is everyone struggling to figure out the overall TWD timeline, lmao.)

you think simon and garfunkel fucked...?

when did i say that… maybe i think at one point they were in a committed and loving relationship.

uhm hi? could you please expand on the steve harrington wearing compression pants thing? i just read ur steve nsfw alphabet and i truly have no idea what that means/is for

not to worry, anon, i gotchu!!

so this is just what i've gathered! i learned this from @writer-in-theory so if you have any further questions or if i've explained wrong, they can probably correct me!

basically the compression pants were a way to make joe keery's, uh, little joe less noticeable.

so, you can see here in these pictures from S1/S2 that... well, actually i think the pictures speak for themselves 😵‍💫

whereas in the later seasons (take these next pics from S4 for example), it's a lot less noticeable. that is because they made the decision (albeit not a good decision for us h0rny gals 😩) to give joe compression pants to wear underneath his other clothes.

compression pants or not, that polo and jeans combination still does unholy things to me 😵‍💫

so yeah, that's basically the gist of what i know about the compression pants. not sure if it's a rumor or if it's actually true but based on the comparison of the pictures, i'm gonna assume it's true lol. thank you for your question! hope this helps!!!

HOW ABOUT some sort of meet cute au?? Like I spilled my coffee all over you but you bumped me first? Or something to that vein 👀

stede bonnet gets the guy 3.3k / teen and up / meet cute

Stede Bonnet is a hopeless romantic who is, coincidentally, hopeless when it comes to getting a date. Until one faithful morning when he spills his hazelnut latte (extra sugar and cream) all over the grumpiest, hottest, and big-eyed softie with a black beard.

send me a prompt ♥

🐏((don't mind me, definitely a sheep cheering for the XiaoLumine smooches))

ooc — oh my goodness, i love it. please, keep cheering for them from the sidelines dear sheep. xiao's going to need all the courage he can get to initiate any and all kisses until he gets more comfortable (then he might get a bit possessive and clingy oops?) tagging @viatrixtravels because reasons, uwu. :3

anyway, thank you for the support, anon! :) xiao is thankful for it as well.

FMK: Sam, Sebastian, Finn

Oh, well, a little tricky considering you've given me three men...And I'm a lesbian...

But if I changed that around to mean beFRIEND, watch a MOVIE with and...well, I guess KILL can stay the same, I'll say;

beFRIEND: Sam! He's super funny! Plus he kind of has a fish mouth which helps!

watch a MOVIE with: Finn! Because he said he likes Scary Movie and those movies are super funny, we could totally find something to watch.

So, tragically, I'll have to kill Sebastian. But it's nothing personal! Just think of it as me getting rid of the competition. Sorry Warblers!

@asksam @askfinn5 @asksmythe

nerd!jeno fucking you with only his glasses and a chain on — 🍓

you giggled up at him as he hovered over you pushing his glasses up on the bridge of his nose. he was admiring how beautiful you looked under him which caused a blush to creep onto your cheeks. you slowly tugged at the chain that was swinging softly, pulling him towards you. “kiss me…” you whispered against his lips, your straight A boyfriend was more than what he appeared to be and you intended on uncovering every side of him. The blush was prominent on his cheeks as he kissed you. full of passion as his hands pushed your shirt up slowly, you were in far to much clothing for his liking, “let me make you feel good.” He whispered removing the shirt you wore and pressing kisses down your stomach, the chain he wore cool against your skin

day 1 of asking for wawa

guess what you never have to ask ever again ( + mobert)

Do you think Jadis was redeemed?

No. I don't think it's a matter of 'redemption' with Jadis. Her arc mirrors Rick's, in terms of choices. She continually made the wrong ones, motivated by her own need for power and yeah, community. Even saving Rick from the riverbed was never about him, it was about what bringing him into the CRM could do for her. In World Beyond she basically brags about capturing the strongest man she knows in her quest to move up the ranks. The narrative across three damn shows made the point of showing that she was power-hungry, selfish, and willing to kill to get what she wanted.

And at the same time, she's incredibly complex, because there is part of her that knows what she's doing is wrong, but she justifies it with the idea of her being a 'true believer' in the republic, which Rick continually calls bullshit on. She doesn't believe in anything more than her own fear and need to belong. Gabriel represents the 'other' the choice she could have made, to be with him, to be an artist and find the peace and community she wanted, but she's too far gone at that point. She kept Rick captive for eight years while meeting up with Gabriel and never mentioning it, murdered Huck, and gleefully boasted about being the leader of the initiative that killed the 90k in Omaha.

Like the death monologue was great writing, bringing her story full circle, and Pollyanna did her big one with it, but Jadis was still set on killing Rick and Michonne until her throat got gnawed on like a smoked neckbone. And not because of the CRM, but her own fear of them being together and what that would mean for her. Even giving them the location of the file on Alexandria wasn't part of her being redeemed or benevolent, she only did that shit because she was (1) dying from the hatchet wound and getting her shit chewed up (2) she thought giving them the file was enough to convince Rick and Michonne to leave the CRM alone and dip back to their kids. In the end, bleeding out and bitten to shit, she still is like please don't hurt the CRM that's my emotional support fascist para-military state. Like girl, please be for real

So yeah, Ms. Bob was interesting and layered, but the narrative isn't trying to make her sympathetic or likeable at the end, at least to me. It's very firmly rooted in her ending being a consequence of her own actions. Even if she did decide to give them that ring and the file's location, it doesn't erase the blood on her hands.

dear freddie,

help! i keep seeing this man but he has a very possessive individual who doesn't want our encounters to continue! i met this great guy who has opened my mind to so many things—e.g., soap, as well as a very different view of sexual relationships. i'm visiting him currently, and we hooked up again 😳. the only problem is, there's another man who wants him for himself. what am i supposed to do?! i have never been in this situation before. i let my wife cheat on me (though her taste in partners was abysmal) but this is different. it's not that i am possessive too, i just don't want this other man coming after me. should i find him and fight him?

— rattled roman

just dig your metaphorical claws into him and don’t let him go back to his possessive guy. or you could fight the other guy, but i don’t know either of your physical abilities so it may be an unfair fight… you could convince the man you’re seeing that you are the best person he could be, what, sleeping with, i suppose… so much so that he just drops contact with the third party entirely, as well. many options here, but if you don’t want to lose the one guy that you’re seeing, you should probably convince him that you have more to offer than the other guy does, before you try to fight him at least

Hey baby. How is my girl tonight?

-Steve

(omg i didn't realize it would actually work???)

hi, steve 🥰 i'm doing well, i gots a lil tummy ache for some reason :/ but i am mostly ok. 🫶🏻 how are you doing, honey??

@scrtilegii asked :

' solar systems have collapsed for the hour of our meeting to be able to emerge. they will continue to collapse in order for our relation to be preserved. as a harbinger of destruction and ruin, this is a truth not bound to stir dread into my spirit. yet, may you truly say the same? can you accept, in full, the very knowing that, for a kiss alone to be afforded to us both, stars will continue to die? ' ( Sephiroth said it was his turn to maneuver the braincell so hi hello Hina we are politely requesting Stella <3 )

unprompted. || always accepting

─「ステラ」─  their meeting was DEFYING FATE AND LOGIC. nothing about them being able to find each other and stay together was natural. abnormality. outlier. ANOMALY. each passing second the two souls were allowed to meet, something else had to pay the price. it had, and always been like that. in order to keep the soul that should've perished along with the collapsed timeline, there were consequences.

                in their cases, because she was a LOST STAR destined to perish along with every constellations made up her universe and world, the same amount of stars were required to keep her light burning. it wasn't just hers, was it ? HIS, too, his existence that defied the time and fate itself. both of them, standing before one another — the cruelty of the truth.

                perhaps, stella could never bring herself to redeem herself for the sins which piled up with each passing second. his words were a REMINDER of reality, of the consequences and the price she had to bear in order to be with him. for her to ESCAPE her own demise was one thing, the death of her home planet was the payment to her existence, but oh ... how fate wouldn't let her have the peace of mind of finding her destined one without a cost.

                " for a miracle to happen, a tragedy must occur. time after time. i have seen it. they all went out, one after another. one universe to another. and i finally found you. " or was it him who found her ? the lost star wasn't sure, either. but did it really matter ? the TORTUROUS TRUTH of it all was that more stars will have to die in order for them to exist in the same plane, same reality, same universe.

                agony struck at her, again and again, but it didn't stop stella from taking a step closer to him. gaze of burning emerald bore into her AMETHYST ones, and she felt her heart skip a beat. it was, once again, reminding her how only for this person it shall beat. only for this person it shall stay alive. how many stars had to die for them to meet ? how many more must perish for them to love ?

                " kiss me. " the words were uttered like a secret, like something FORBIDDEN in nature. a request that meant galaxies shall be gone in order for such a thing to happen. it hurt. it was devastating. unlike SEPHIROTH, stella could never make peace with the fact that their love meant the end for so many lights out there. yet, she refused to let him go. fingers danced so tenderly over the line of his jaw, caressing him like he was not capable of rewriting reality itself. she touched him like he was precious, like he was IRREPLACEABLE.

                and to her, he is.

                " give me a kiss worthy of a thousand suns. if it is a path of destruction i must walk to be with you, then taint my lips with the taste of burning stars. "

                i'd trade it all just to be with you.

"you don't happen to be a cleric, by any chance? a doctor, surgeon? uncannily adroit with a knitting needle?" From an injured Ratigan?

BALDUR'S GATE 3 SENTENCES || Highly accepting!

🌿 -   ❝ Oh professor...❞ Mrs Brisby stared at him with concerned gaze, her hands grasping his arm. It was terrifying to find him at this state - knowing how reluctant he was to admit himself to a care. But she saw him as a hardworking man, who struggled with wrongs of the society. The cruel World of the university. By these years in his service, she believed she saw through that harsh cover. The mouse couldn't but admire his determination. He had been nothing but kind to the struggling mother of four.

❝ I am afraid I am only your housekeeper...❞ she sighed, trying to make apart if he was in pain - or trying to parse together a joke. ❝ ...but please, would you trust me once more? If I had a professional to take care of you. I promise, I will not miss a single paper on your desk.❞