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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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I love the (few, but existing) headcanons surrounding Lan Jingyi’s ‘parents’ or who in the MDZS universe could potentially be his parents because they’re so different from my unhinged brain, like I always just assumed he spawned somewhere deep in Gusu’s forests as a mysterious Fae egg and was brought back to the cloud recesses to incubate and hatch as the new chaos gremlin of the Lan clan
#in other words#i smoke too much weed and forget to take my meds#🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃#mdzs#the untamed#lan jingyi#mo dao zu shi#mdzs headcanons#u know that boy’s part Fae don’t fuckin lie#his parents probably knew he was gonna be too much to handle and threw his ass across the veil ahdhaAJDHAJD#mdzs crack#????? sorta#bc I’m not actually serious tbh I just think it would be hilarious lmaoooo#mdzs au#trickster Fae LJY LESSSGOOOOO#mdzs juniors#apple babble 🍎
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May I propose: David Tennant and Michael Sheen in Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead
Their patter would be amazing and also Michael Sheen would find some way to make it gay
#i just want them in a play together tbh#straight up hate crime they have to be cast with their friends to work together smdh#by virtue of being next to each other it would be Very Gay which has absolutely nothing to do with the show but would be hilarious#david’s already done hamlet c’mon man#rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead#tom stoppard#david tennant#michael sheen#still stand by the la cage a folles casting as well#good omens#bbc staged#staged#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#amazon won’t renew and i will be mortally sad#a radio play could be dank tho#gay#fuckin love that play btfo’s waiting for godot 10000%
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if i can be petty in your askbox? that lil video of konig manspreading just made me gag. you know that man already smells like a roll of coins on a good day, but his ball smell wafting out? no wonder the dude covers his fucking nose -391780
Look I'm the LAST person to discourage pettiness in this chili's. This is a petty welcome zone.
I will, however, make it worse 'cause like. Man's also got post-mission smell which has to be appalling. Being in an enclosed space after that just feels. Not Ideal at most polite. Walk my happy ass back to base at worst. Keep a bottle of febreze and spray him liberally before letting him on at funniest.
#391780#I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness#I'm not saying i smell like a bunch of roses but I am saying I am aware of how I smell after tromping around in the sun all day for college#And while at the time the student body all agreed its late summer none of us will smell pleasant we at least yanno. Fuckin tried#And once it hit cooler Temps/major specific and you stayed in one building mostly everything was Better#Idk i feel like there's a baseline level of 'I'm dealing with people this is what I need to do' I set up for myself.#He could stand to have something similar#rambles from the morgue#Boy I hope this doesn't wind up in his tag#Doubling down tho it would be hilarious if this man got got by his own trap while setting it up
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mmmnnother idea too
#sneak peek#hyperfixation says esau cast in dnd style- but i don't think i'll do em the way i did nezha's doodle cuz that was a horrible way of shading#at least for me personally KEKW-#emelin rambles#to bed i go#i wanna try sleepin early for once#also i find it funny how as a dental tech i know why my jaw is hurting rn#muscle stress would be my guess cuz it's just the side of my jaw around the area of my left mandibular condyle#so i'm currently tryna force myself to physically relax more to try get rid of it quicker cuz it's annoying when tryna eat at times#also i was at an info meeting about a study some university students wanna do with autists regarding noise cancelling headphones#was hilarious considering i immediately began to critique the way the meeting went by telling my psychologist about#how they had the audacity to give a full group of diagnosed autists the OPTION to pick between showing up on a monday or tuesday#cuz we were all fuckin confused and one girl even had to ask like 2-3 times about how tf this would work and when we're supposed to come in#like how dare you tell us we can pick a day- that sparked so much lowkey panic and i could tell by the confusion of all- including myself#just give us a solid day DHFNDFHNDHFGNHDGH
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i return from trying to figure out some narratively-necessary f1 rpf birthday blowjob tetris to... this gem from @kichona-s
#FUCKIN ASS INDOMIE#ON HIS HEAD#when i tell you i lost it#maybe it's 3am maybe it's kichona being hilarious#this was with no context too#until i realised ki is trying to draw lando norizz#ln4#what flavour indomie would ln4 be tho fr#like it's gotta be chicken surely#with no spice tho cus he's basic
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thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.
#snap chats#just got my spanish exam back and i love it when profs are like 'your lowest grade'll be dropped'#bestie i KNOW this'll be my lowest grade i just wanted to test the waters for how exams will go </3 i promise not to suck next time </3#anyway main text post time. NO BUT DO YOU THINK#cause arakawa was infamous before and people knew of his son then but esp after the kamurocho k3 shit#his name DEF exploded and people DFE got nosy.....#i dont think anyone would have figured out that aoki was masato but maybe one (1) person figured he wasnt really dead#i still wanna know how masato's public death went..#but yeah can you imagine. going on youtube and some girl is talking about your fake death like it really happened and is speculating#and you just get to sit in your governor chair like Lol.#IMAGINE IF THE POOR LASS GETS FUCKIN. NECKED FOR THATLKEJKLJ#i dont think aoki would consider some random youtuber as an actual threat but that'd be hilarious if he did#anyway i just think we should exploit social media and the sort more with rgg characters#i think itd be really funny and the peak of comedy if we acknowledged how Actual people might react to shit#i mean... we already got vtubers interacting with the fuckinnn yakuza.. cant get more ridic than that.. lol..#ok bye im learning spanish now
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here's the doodles from the stream! messed around and drew the blorbos in disney princess dresses for funsies ahdnjlcdkl
also played around with some sticker ideas and tried drawing monty for the first time (i can make a cute little chibi face but i think thats about it lol)
plus some other random sun doodles. thanks if u dropped in and said hi! we had fun in the chat tonight :D <3
#fnaf: security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#fnaf fanart#stream art#doodles#sketch#fnaf#fnaf sun and moon#funky little jester boys#my art#the disney princess dresses turned out being WAY more fun than i thought it would be ahdjjsksdj#rly tho i would probably swap sun and moon for roles tbh#moon would LOVE the beasts library#and sun;;; being made to clean;;;#the sleeping beauty dress for eclipse is just fuckin hilarious tho#ty merry for that one#fnaf monty
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i wish i could see what charlie’s presentation would be
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Dont you have an old au where Renee Montoya becomes Stephs parent or am I hallucinating
YES ME N TEE’S HELENA & RENEE ADOPT STEPH AU MY BELOVEDDDDDDDDD 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I’ve settled on a couple things (& also to catch y’all up a bit on the AU which I’m gonna use the tag at the end so y’all feel free to take a dive into it):
Helena & Renee do keep pulling Steph back n forth on the whole vengeance vs justice issue. I’m looking for Steph’s character progression to be still fairly similar to her canon arc, just through the lense of having mentors who ACTUALLY care abt getting her on the right path & giving her the outlet that she was begging for lol
Steph doesn’t die!!! She doesn’t become Robin or Batgirl either, all of them are more bop-aligned than bat-aligned but they still help when the whole city’s in Disaster Mode™️ obvsly
Speaking of, kinda still debating bumping up NML in what’s usually my personal canon/timeline amalgamation in my brain (NML being the kinda inciting Incident for Helena & Renee to take Steph in, it’s kinda Bombshells-like in that respect I think 😅 Altho it also means rip Crystal probably 😭😭😭 I’m kidding, I’m cooking up a whole dramatic reunion!!! )
Okay, now I’m thinking abt Babs pulling an uno-reverse on Bruce in this AU and after smthn War Games-like happens it’s BRUCE who fucks off outta gotham for some time!!! YA HAVE IT COMIN BRUCIE BOY!!!! PUSHIN EVERYONE AWAY IDIOT!!!!
Anyways, yea, Helena joining bop a bit sooner (I think it was originally a little while yet after NML for others to join, but I want it to be sooner/almost predating NML potentially??? Idk we’ll see) also similarly, Renee stepping away from GCPD & becoming the next Question being bumped up. (Possibly Vic mentoring her even while a detective??? I’m playin around with the idea!!)
How Helena & Renee meet prior to gaining A Whole Steph is another question I’m not prepared to answer!!! But we’ll figure it out!!!
Obligatory StephCass mention bc 💕💕💕💕💕
Omg wait 😭 Steph being like kind of an older cousin figure to Charlie instead of just a Cautionary Tale 😭😭😭 I’m in my FEELS now ahhh!!!!
I probably COULD go on, but I’ll cut it off here bc I wanna ruminate on these thoughts 💕 LOVE this au aaahhh
#asked and answered#star tag#missstar489#au: helenarenee adopt steph#hope that’s the right tag ahhhhh#ALSO OBLIGATORY REMIND FHAT STEPH IS CATHOLIC IN THIS AU AKSJAKSJAJ#(okay LISTEN. I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BC HELENA N RENEE BOTH HAVE DIFF LEVELS OF RELIGOUS TRAUMA OKAY)#(I can have a bit of projection!!!!! as a TREAT!!!!!)#rotating rook!steph in my Brain SO FASTS#au: helenarenee adopts steph#IT WASNT THE RIFHT TAG I FORGOR THE S AT THE END AKSJAKSJAKSJ
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concept: astarion getting cocky after taking on that bear, a night or so later coming across a deer and thinking 'hah, this should be cake!'
...and then getting absolutely wrecked by a whole herd in an almost cartoonish display of violence because deer are vicious fucks and it's the prey animals you have to watch out for
#astarion#i'm basing this off science i read here so i'm probably wrong#but i also dont care enough to do research and confirm either way because#it would be fucking hilarious to me#bc larger predaror animals are lazy fucks anyway right? unless theyre hunting or whatever#astarion gets the drop on a sleeping bear. maybe the bear wakes up#gets a few swipes in -- which is where astarion's mentioned bloodloss comes in#but ultimately astarion comes out on top#and is like 'fuck i am so good at this hunting thing'#which.....he's spent 200 years stalking the streets of a city doing a completely different type of hunting#certainly he'd have to have stealth down and know how to defend himself in case something goes wrong#but hunting animals is a bit of a different ballgame isnt it?#so he gets lucky. and then gets cocky#and he probably doesnt know about deer. yknow?#or maybe he would but that's not funny#so some night later. aw. a fawn!#fuckin bambi should be easy pickings#so he's about to take a bite when... idk. would it be funnier if he just gets gored by an antler or like...#hears a rustling. here comes another deer staring him down#he waves the deer away like 'don't worry. i'm sure i'll have room for your blood as well'#and then the deer hisses at him and charges him and he has a moment of realization that#He Has Fucked Up#more deer join the fray. he barely escapes with his unlife.#at camp the next day it's clear he's been in a scuffle#he lies and claims he barely escaped like a gnoll attack or something#does anyone believe him? i dont know#somebody uses the tadpole to see the deer massacre#those who dont know laugh at him. those that do....#'dude. you can't just fuck with deer'#and they all have a laugh about it later
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Will never forget that in my first ever Skyrim play thru my first mission from the companions was to beat the shit out of Maramal for not paying his debt💀
#suplexed that fuckin priest#I didn’t but it would be hilarious if I did#skyrim#tesblr#the elder scrolls#farkas#tes v skyrim#tes v#skyrim companions#maramal
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Get fucking chomped idiot
#my art#deltarune#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#krusie#kris x susie#utdr#for some reason i find susie really hard to draw idk... but i like this one#ive been wanting 2 draw a suz with facial hair for a while. she's like an early synapsid to me. scaly and vaguely mammalian in nature#whoever drew susie with facial hair first is fuckin bigbrained i think more girls should have dirtstaches#anyways. i bet these 2 would be the fuckin kings of PDA but only in the most weirdo ways possible#kris isnt crazy about hugs or nything that feels 'trapping' unless theyre In A Mood but they love roughhousing and who is rougher than susi#for a while their classmates think kris and susie must fuckin hate each other cuz they're always brawling and biting each other n shit#(both of them are having the time of their life. autism enrichment)#idk the idea of kris being susie's human chew toy (and susie kris's monster chewtoy) is hilarious to me#u could prolly read this as platonic or romantic. just bros bein dudes nothing crazy officer
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Rouxls does not give a fuck if Lancer swears btw have y’all heard that man??? for all we know Lancer got it from HIM bc he sure as hell ain’t hangin out with his father often enough to adopt that behavior he probably thinks it is really funny and swears on purpose around him to the point where Spade had to implement some sort of convoluted tier system just to get him to stop bc he couldn’t take Lancer busting into the strategy meetings yelling “WHATS UP FUCKERS” at the top of his lungs
#deltarune is a sitcom actually#no but in all seriousness y’all know how little kids pick up habits from the authority figures they look up to/spend the most time with??#and how Lancer already has adopted some of Rouxls’ strange and particular vernacular and eats worms#and makes signs something something calligraphy#rouxls’s fuckin Saturday morning cartoon villain catchphrase has a swear in it#you can’t tell me Lancer doesnt also want in on that (he is. the ONLY one but still)#also since he only seems about 50% interested in raising him properly for now he would definitely think it’s hilarious#y’all can’t change my mind on this he would not even scold him he would probably teach him ridiculous sea shanties just for the hell of it#deltarune#rouxls kaard#lancer deltarune#*vehemently wonders what things would be like if Lancer had a normal upbringing even just a little*#*bitcrushed explosion.png*#he only really gets onto Lancer about things to cover his own ass#mostly
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A post in honor of General Jarod Fire Emblem my precious.
#DCB RD Run#Jarod Fire Emblem#idk if he has a tag but he has one now if not#also i had to put some pics together and make them one bc tumblr stops letting me arrange pics after 16 pics it's so fckn annoying#now pls if you would take a seat while i go on a small tangent (small bc i am limited to thirty tags per post!)#now so you see aside from him being a total hoot with awesome resolution/determination#smth i love about general jarod fire emblem my precious is his relationship with alder#bc you see jarod is clearly scum like fuck him yeah??? and then you get whacked with this emotional scene with alder#i love how they wrote two total scum villains as being just... human. i feel bad for them in that moment#as a human being even knowing everything they did i feel bad for them and respect them both#it doesn't change that they're scum and doesn't erase what they've done but it still elicits an emotional response from me#it makes me wish jarod was better and not an enemy. it makes me wish in a way that that could've been his atonement arc beginning#but i know that can't happen and wouldn't - he's too far gone. but as a human that's just the emotion i get seeing that scene#and then RIGHT as jarod is going back to his batshit villainy he dumps THAT fuckin' speech on us#MIND YOU with this really badass music playing. all his soldiers get into position#and you watch them move to the spots you'll start off with them in on the map when the battle starts#also man was hilarious right to his grave and i love all the shade he threw at bk that's among my love languages#and yes i did actually in fact start this file the same day i beat part one#anyway enjoy your general jarod fire emblem bc fe heroes sure isn't
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Ok so I wanted to address TK's "issue" with spicy food. I really don't think he has an issue with spicy food. I know that kills the ADORABLE theory of Carlos ordering milder food so he can share it with TK. But here's what I've come to:
In 1x04 TK has no issue with Paul's spicy rigatoni (he grabs a spoon and samples it before they sit down to eat and at the table he was enjoying some large bites there, even talking with mouthfuls).
In 3x12 when Sadie adds the chili oil to their pho, I think she intentionally added more oxy to TK's and then added more chili oil to cover up the taste (as a former addict you really do know what oxy tastes like) and in something like pho, the taste would've come through. I don't think she drugged Carlos as much or needed to add as much chili oil to his. I think she wanted to get TK out of the way because I believe she knew Carlos was going to eventually see her on the security footage.
This is just what I've picked up on, and regardless, if TK's tolerance for spice is low, I still love seeing them share their food. I was kinda hoping we saw it when Owen brought the Chinese food over, too.
I definitely don’t think he is as bad with spicy food as some fandom makes him out to be, that’s for sure. 🤣
I agree with his pho intentionally having more chili oil in it too. Personally, I only ever took that scene to mean he couldn’t handle as much spice as Carlos simply because of Carlos’ teasing line about being a lightweight. It just came across to me as something they had joked about before. I’d say his spice tolerance was mid range - room for improvement but not at Judd level of his “Scottish/Irish constitution rejecting all things cayenne” 🤣
I feel like this is similar to the ~TK can’t cook~ thing within fandom. Technically we don’t have confirmation of that other than never seeing him cook and then the adorable look Owen gives him in 1x9 when asking what TK was going to do about food if he left. But people seem to enjoy having it as a head canon about him. and tbh both him not being able to cook and him having a basic white boy palette seem harmless enough head canons to me that I don’t mind whichever way people want to view them.
#ask answered#I personally kinda love the idea that tk *can* cook but just doesn’t enjoy it#both his parents had busy schedules when he was young and I just feel like he would be forced to make food for himself often enough#and I’m pretty ambivalent about the spicy food bit#as long as Carlos can make his fiancé whatever food he wants to I’m happy 🤣#I would love to see both ronen and rafa on hot ones but together… it will never happen cause that show has gotten sooo fuckin huge#but I can dream lol#(Rob Lowe was on it and it was hilarious to see him sweat buckets)
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