Whoops. No more reading at work (• ▽ •;)
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On public transit blasting Sloop John Bee
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Celestial being fooling Nefertiti with a lone caraway seed on three cowry shells - c. 1334 BC
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combing through the 1941 candlelight dinner like crowley would it KILL YOU to have even the hint of a smile please?????? aziraphale is vibrating out of his skin with affection meanwhile crowley is probably still in shock from shooting a gun at his face
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Why are you so white?
My mom listened to a lot of white music when she was pregnant
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normalize saying "okay💖 yay💖" while masc
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I’d pay good money to know exactly what Crowley was thinking here.
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Oh this fic is disgusting y’all
Ever referred to heterosexual sex as a pussy gliding on like a sheath?
Goddamn I miss Succession I miss these broken ass white people lmaooooo
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I love kissing I love smooching I love grazing lips literal kiss kiss fall in love thank you God or science or whatever, top tier erogenous zone 10/10
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