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i wish i could see what charlie’s presentation would be
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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)
#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head#ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it#like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like#kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all#and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo#and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like#now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay#kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello#why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine#but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him#they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like#it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met#kurama and hiei#kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back#they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan#yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc#and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing#it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next#cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe#okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept#kuwameshi#yu yu hakusho#kuwabara kazuma#yusuke urameshi#koenma
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I love the (few, but existing) headcanons surrounding Lan Jingyi’s ‘parents’ or who in the MDZS universe could potentially be his parents because they’re so different from my unhinged brain, like I always just assumed he spawned somewhere deep in Gusu’s forests as a mysterious Fae egg and was brought back to the cloud recesses to incubate and hatch as the new chaos gremlin of the Lan clan
#in other words#i smoke too much weed and forget to take my meds#🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃#mdzs#the untamed#lan jingyi#mo dao zu shi#mdzs headcanons#u know that boy’s part Fae don’t fuckin lie#his parents probably knew he was gonna be too much to handle and threw his ass across the veil ahdhaAJDHAJD#mdzs crack#????? sorta#bc I’m not actually serious tbh I just think it would be hilarious lmaoooo#mdzs au#trickster Fae LJY LESSSGOOOOO#mdzs juniors#apple babble 🍎
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mmmnnother idea too
#sneak peek#hyperfixation says esau cast in dnd style- but i don't think i'll do em the way i did nezha's doodle cuz that was a horrible way of shading#at least for me personally KEKW-#emelin rambles#to bed i go#i wanna try sleepin early for once#also i find it funny how as a dental tech i know why my jaw is hurting rn#muscle stress would be my guess cuz it's just the side of my jaw around the area of my left mandibular condyle#so i'm currently tryna force myself to physically relax more to try get rid of it quicker cuz it's annoying when tryna eat at times#also i was at an info meeting about a study some university students wanna do with autists regarding noise cancelling headphones#was hilarious considering i immediately began to critique the way the meeting went by telling my psychologist about#how they had the audacity to give a full group of diagnosed autists the OPTION to pick between showing up on a monday or tuesday#cuz we were all fuckin confused and one girl even had to ask like 2-3 times about how tf this would work and when we're supposed to come in#like how dare you tell us we can pick a day- that sparked so much lowkey panic and i could tell by the confusion of all- including myself#just give us a solid day DHFNDFHNDHFGNHDGH
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thinking of the very likely possibility there are true crime channels in the rgg universe and one (1) person has probably looked into masato's ''''''death'''''. for shits and giggles of course.
#snap chats#just got my spanish exam back and i love it when profs are like 'your lowest grade'll be dropped'#bestie i KNOW this'll be my lowest grade i just wanted to test the waters for how exams will go </3 i promise not to suck next time </3#anyway main text post time. NO BUT DO YOU THINK#cause arakawa was infamous before and people knew of his son then but esp after the kamurocho k3 shit#his name DEF exploded and people DFE got nosy.....#i dont think anyone would have figured out that aoki was masato but maybe one (1) person figured he wasnt really dead#i still wanna know how masato's public death went..#but yeah can you imagine. going on youtube and some girl is talking about your fake death like it really happened and is speculating#and you just get to sit in your governor chair like Lol.#IMAGINE IF THE POOR LASS GETS FUCKIN. NECKED FOR THATLKEJKLJ#i dont think aoki would consider some random youtuber as an actual threat but that'd be hilarious if he did#anyway i just think we should exploit social media and the sort more with rgg characters#i think itd be really funny and the peak of comedy if we acknowledged how Actual people might react to shit#i mean... we already got vtubers interacting with the fuckinnn yakuza.. cant get more ridic than that.. lol..#ok bye im learning spanish now
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Dont you have an old au where Renee Montoya becomes Stephs parent or am I hallucinating
YES ME N TEE’S HELENA & RENEE ADOPT STEPH AU MY BELOVEDDDDDDDDD 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I’ve settled on a couple things (& also to catch y’all up a bit on the AU which I’m gonna use the tag at the end so y’all feel free to take a dive into it):
Helena & Renee do keep pulling Steph back n forth on the whole vengeance vs justice issue. I’m looking for Steph’s character progression to be still fairly similar to her canon arc, just through the lense of having mentors who ACTUALLY care abt getting her on the right path & giving her the outlet that she was begging for lol
Steph doesn’t die!!! She doesn’t become Robin or Batgirl either, all of them are more bop-aligned than bat-aligned but they still help when the whole city’s in Disaster Mode™️ obvsly
Speaking of, kinda still debating bumping up NML in what’s usually my personal canon/timeline amalgamation in my brain (NML being the kinda inciting Incident for Helena & Renee to take Steph in, it’s kinda Bombshells-like in that respect I think 😅 Altho it also means rip Crystal probably 😭😭😭 I’m kidding, I’m cooking up a whole dramatic reunion!!! )
Okay, now I’m thinking abt Babs pulling an uno-reverse on Bruce in this AU and after smthn War Games-like happens it’s BRUCE who fucks off outta gotham for some time!!! YA HAVE IT COMIN BRUCIE BOY!!!! PUSHIN EVERYONE AWAY IDIOT!!!!
Anyways, yea, Helena joining bop a bit sooner (I think it was originally a little while yet after NML for others to join, but I want it to be sooner/almost predating NML potentially??? Idk we’ll see) also similarly, Renee stepping away from GCPD & becoming the next Question being bumped up. (Possibly Vic mentoring her even while a detective??? I’m playin around with the idea!!)
How Helena & Renee meet prior to gaining A Whole Steph is another question I’m not prepared to answer!!! But we’ll figure it out!!!
Obligatory StephCass mention bc 💕💕💕💕💕
Omg wait 😭 Steph being like kind of an older cousin figure to Charlie instead of just a Cautionary Tale 😭😭😭 I’m in my FEELS now ahhh!!!!
I probably COULD go on, but I’ll cut it off here bc I wanna ruminate on these thoughts 💕 LOVE this au aaahhh
#asked and answered#star tag#missstar489#au: helenarenee adopt steph#hope that’s the right tag ahhhhh#ALSO OBLIGATORY REMIND FHAT STEPH IS CATHOLIC IN THIS AU AKSJAKSJAJ#(okay LISTEN. I JUST THINK IT WOULD BE FUCKIN HILARIOUS BC HELENA N RENEE BOTH HAVE DIFF LEVELS OF RELIGOUS TRAUMA OKAY)#(I can have a bit of projection!!!!! as a TREAT!!!!!)#rotating rook!steph in my Brain SO FASTS#au: helenarenee adopts steph#IT WASNT THE RIFHT TAG I FORGOR THE S AT THE END AKSJAKSJAKSJ
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Get fucking chomped idiot
#my art#deltarune#kris deltarune#susie deltarune#krusie#kris x susie#utdr#for some reason i find susie really hard to draw idk... but i like this one#ive been wanting 2 draw a suz with facial hair for a while. she's like an early synapsid to me. scaly and vaguely mammalian in nature#whoever drew susie with facial hair first is fuckin bigbrained i think more girls should have dirtstaches#anyways. i bet these 2 would be the fuckin kings of PDA but only in the most weirdo ways possible#kris isnt crazy about hugs or nything that feels 'trapping' unless theyre In A Mood but they love roughhousing and who is rougher than susi#for a while their classmates think kris and susie must fuckin hate each other cuz they're always brawling and biting each other n shit#(both of them are having the time of their life. autism enrichment)#idk the idea of kris being susie's human chew toy (and susie kris's monster chewtoy) is hilarious to me#u could prolly read this as platonic or romantic. just bros bein dudes nothing crazy officer
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have u ever noticed how some celebrities are very clearly Celebrities™️ with how they hold themselves and how they behave in interviews and stuff and then there are others that, no matter the level of fame, are just Some Guy (/pos) in how they act
#i was watching a video w paul rudd and jonathan majors#and don’t get me wrong i love paul rudd i think he’s hilarious & fun & probably nice#but he’s been in the biz so long he has a bit of that solid Celeb Sheen on him#but jonathan majors is just the perfect level of Some Guy. like. he is so fuckin talented but straight-up acts like ur bro or whatever#it’s so hard to explain this but i guess he just doesn’t have the level of distance to everything/one else that a lot of celebs get?#idk how to explain but he is the reason i made this post lol#i mean it in the nicest way possible i swear. it’s not a bad thing. i admire celebs like that#b:personal#text post#lizzo is another person with Some Guy energy. like i would have no trouble striking up a conversation or w/e. vs beyoncé who is so godlike#and removed from everything else ya know?#i think brie larson is another Some Guy. there’s another one i saw recently and can’t think of who it was
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*leans into the mic* @eorzeashan this one's for you
#swtor text posts#swtor#ch: tyr#i cannot confirm nor deny whether or not he DESERVES this but it's fuckin HILARIOUS so i'm subjecting him to it#as i do all his horrors lmaoooo#root for him in the evil maze i guess#or don't i can't make you#banging pots and pans hey tyr would u like to talk about ur nathema related horrors????#i think the universe is saying it'd like to
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yk what if cesar does end up with a bowl cut i'll still love and accept them idc. crewdela wants me to hate him but i'm a cesar fan for LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#posts in a drainage system#i would like to say cesar having a bowl cut actually has really funny implications because#him wearing a bowl cut normally but not for his prom photo implies that either a) someone forced him to wear his hair different for prom#or b) he knows the bowl cut is shit and they wouldn't wear it to prom but they wear it the rest of the time anyway. king shit tbh#also the alternate who killed him looked at their dead body and was like. i'm not copying some bitch who wears a fuckin bowl cut .#so it went for the prom photo instead. which is hilarious#mark's only friend has bowl cut.#y'see what i'm gettin at here. boundless potential#anyways i love that if this is supposed to be the real cesar and not their alternate then their first official apperance is.#not only as a plushie and not in the actual series but also the very first piece of lore we get about him is that they have a bowl cut 💀#ig i should say. realistically i don't think they actually have a bowl cut. i think alex has a little more self respect than that#+ just by watching andrew's streams regardless of how funny it is he would not style his hair into a bowl cut every time cesar's onscreen#or maybe i'm in denial. which is probably equally likely#final note one time i had a dream where i met alex irl and i said hi to them and she basically told me to fuck off and walked away#so. i wonder if this is like. a manifestation of that. it might be at this point honestly who knows#idk i just think it's funny. they're still my scrimblo though
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@wolfsmuses ASKS FOR A STARTER
Something about this stranger felt off. So much so that Nero has been sitting at his table just watching him for a GOOD THIRTY MINUTES by now. Fortuna hardly, if ever, had any visitors even at its peak of life as a city. Now that it's pretty much a shambling, hollow corpse of what it once was? The only visitors they get are families, both rich and poor, looking to adopt the orphans left by the destruction of the city. But this couldn't be it. This stranger doesn't look the familial type AT ALL. If anything he looks like---
...Fuck.
He looks like your everyday walking, talking, fucking BOUNTY HUNTER. Shit. What the hell would one be doing here?
There are a few more minutes where Nero just sits and watches the man before his curiosity gets the better of him. He rises from his chair but only so he can make his way and sit right next to the stranger in question. A man of subtlety, Nero never was. Well, he USED to be, but that's a time of his life he'd rather not remember.
" Fortuna doesn't usually get visitors, ESPECIALLY the kind lookin' for bounties. " Just like he lacks subtlety, he's also straight to the point. Nero looks at the man from the corner of one teal eye. " Here for someone OR JUST DECIDED TO COME SIGHTSEEIN'? "
#wolfsmuses#you didn't specify what muse you want this starter for#but I think it would be hilarious if the two light-haired angel motif-having robotic amputees voiced by JYB interacted#OH RIGHT QUICK RUNDOWN OF NERO'S TRIGUN VERSE#fuckin uhhhhh#Nero is half Plant from Vergil#he's got the light eyes and hair and Plant form (devil trigger)#but that's about it#can't create a gate or anything and the other Plants don't really talk to him#Fortuna exists in No Man's Land and went through something similar to what happened in-game#so now it's a pretty broken down community trying to rise back to its feet#Nero used to work as an assassin/bounty hunter for Fortuna's cult and he used to be called “Angel of Death”#kinda sorta still uses that alias. Kinda sorta he doesn't#is probably known to a few people by that alias#ANYWAY I HOPE U CAN WORK WITH THIS AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR U...
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i forget the actors name but larry looks looks like the guy that plays the oncologist in house and the main character in dead poets society but blue
#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#house md#pokemon scarlet#pokemon violet#pokemon larry#he is quite good-looking#also. i havent gotten to his gym yet#been working my way through the other two storylines first so i can show up to the six gyms i havent done yet with like whatever#legendary/ies that gets you because that sounds fuckin hilarious#but from what ive vaguely skimmed and tried not to read too much of#he seems to be the most Normal Goddamn Person among all the gym leaders and villain team leaders and elite fours and champions and all#and yeah. thats his thing. but i could see him like. existing. outside of JUST battling it out#honestly i think it would be hilarious if he were made the strongest gym like 90% because he just chills with his mons#like yeah they train like hell#but most of their power just comes from trusting each other and actually having time to relax and do whatever
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Amazing how ghost became the patron Saint of 'he wouldn't fucking say that' within a month. Astounding even
#Dont get me wrong i love how more people are picking up cod cos of the new campaign#Specifically the girls and the gays touching cod is nice to see#But if i see one more image of ghost or könig without their shirt im going off the shits#This is not a GRRR DONT TOUCH GHOST post btw i think the babygirl jokes are fucking hilarious#Other cod fans are missing out taking it so seriously. Silly posts are my favourite#But I'd be lying if this isnt the biggest misinterpretation ive seen of characters in a while#Specifically reading fanfiction is hilarious. You can tell that these people have never played a cod game in their life#AND THATS FINE cos im having a blast reading some of them and its great youre enjoying the campaign#I love reading a story where someone has very obviously been looking on google for northern and scottish slang#Proper geg#So far the most accurate posts are coming from metal gear fans and people who play fps games. I tip my hat to you#But also if you like ghost or the campaign in general. Hell maybe even casual matches. I recommend checking out other cod games#Even if you just watch the campaign gameplay like a film#Specifically the original modern warfare games since ykno. T'is where task force 141 resides#But black ops has a banger ost and ww2 had a pretty nice story as well#For a stale bread fuckin ww2 game it treats its characters quite well#I think people would like zussman#Fps#Cod#Call of duty#Mw2 remake#Cod mw2#Modern warfare 2#Mw2#Simon 'ghost' riley#Cod ghost#John 'soap' mactavish#Cod soap#Mw2 campaign
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You’re eating a lollipop and Valantinez is there staring off into the distance seemingly contemplating and after a while they casually reach over and pull it out of your mouth and stick it in their own and they pull away and you’re FLABBERGASTED and they’re just. Casually acting like nothing happened except they have the HUGEST shit eating smirk on their face.
#‘??????’ <- you#‘what? you want it back or something? lmao’#and they hold it up in front of your face while saying this.#they’re fully aware of What They’re Doing And The Possible Implications btw#there are TWO ways this can end. if you go ‘ew no’#they’ll just laugh in your face. ‘that’s what I thought. pay attention next time and you won’t lose your shit.’#if you however choose to be bold and take it back. they’re gonna be so fucking flustered. so thrown off their groove. it’s hilarious.#‘….I….ahem….didn’t think you were going to…to….uh. Just. Leave me the fuck alone why are you bothering me fuck’s sake.’#they’re now AGGRESSIVELY brooding. arms folded leaning against the wall legs crossed head down.#except they’re fuckin. sweating n shit. beet red. shaking a little.#they push up their glasses and their hand is VISIBLY shaking. they are refusing to acknowledge your existence#because doing so would be Embarrassing#kiss them on the cheek while this is happening and they’ll make the most ungodly noise humanly possible#they immediately slide down the wall. sit down and draw their knees to their chest. and bury their head in their arms.#The Game Is Only Fun When I Am Winning >:(#oc stuff
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which yakuza dude do you think has the most deranged fangirls
yall gotta stop askin questions we know the answer to
#snap chats#‘fangirl’ isnt a good word to use cause i dont even really see fans that identify as women#like. now that i think of it i genuinely cant think of the last rgg fan i saw that identified as a girl aside from my bestie#so ig majima fans 😔#LMAO JKJK but am i.#i will just be talking about fans in general tho cause i cant think of the last time i saw a girl say she likes rgg#see thats hard to gauge see the main text was a fuckin lie cause /i/ dont even know#in my heart i should say majima fans since thats usually the answer but like#like the most ive seen from them is them ragging on LaD8 before it even came out because yokoyama said majima wasnt gonna have a huge role#aside from that i dont see much..#kiryu fans scare me#i dont see em a lot but when i do they scare me#and then i dont have to talk about daigo fans right. ive done that enough.#aoki fans are second place but thats more affectionate#cause the most ‘deranged’ things they do is go into cartoonish detail bout how they wanna beat aoki with a rubber mallet#and thats really funny but by definition a lil deranged but also hilarious and fine so im letting it slide#in review i guess i would have to say daigo fans but like.#thats like being like ‘whats your favorite fruit’ and the only fruit you have access to is bananas or somethinf#like of course ill say the one i see the most of so my opinion isnt really concrete ig?#but yeah. just from what ive seen ig#edit: i just remembered nishiki fans existed and theyre strangling daigo for the number-one spot
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am i about to spend $14 on some gimmick vash bracelets?
........yes
#speculation nation#listen i want Options#rainbow one obviously but then the black n red but also wanna get the black for when im going full emo#i do that sometimes. oftentimes. frequently.#black n red bc it feels so vash. rainbow one bc im gay#i could buy so many of these lil bitches but i will restrain myself#gotta make the shipping costs count!!!!!!!!#and these delight me. and i legitimately think being reminded of What Would Vash Do would help me from a moral standpoint#he is a role model through and through and he makes me want to be a better person#im still a petty bitch sometimes but for Vash. i will try to be nice. It's What Vash Would Want#i want these fuckin bracelets so bad it's hilarious ldkjfsldkfj
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