Thinking about how Essek is, like, the elven equivalent of 22 at the time of C2, and imagining him at like five or six hundred looking back at his youth floored by how reckless he was/the stupid stuff he did.
I'm not even talking about everything with the Beacons and the Assembly, but like: "Shit, how did I EVER think it was a good idea for Me, a Wizard, who relies solely on magic, to travel to Aeor, -alone-, with only my Wizard lover, who -also- only relied solely on magic, in a place WELL KNOWN to be brimming with Extremely Deadly Anti-Magic Creatures, Anti-magic Fields, and a surplus of Anti-Wizard Traps???"
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i painted my bf's nails a while ago and when his dad saw he was like "son can u not say no" and i worried forever that i pushed something he didn't want onto him but then he told me he liked it and wants me to do it again and i felt like andrew would probably secretly feel something like that too anything to make his sister happy fuck everyone else lmao
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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-
Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!
Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-
Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T
Eddie: I did!
Steve: A year later.
Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!
Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?
Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!
Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits
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you have no idea how much i love the fact that xie lian's and mu qing's cultivation path forbids hatred yet mu qing is willing to have a breach in his spiritual powers if it means he can punch feng xin in the face
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thinking about jamil who's trying to impress you with his cooking, trying all sorts of dishes, different spices, different ingredients, spending hours cooking in the kitchen just to try and coincidentally tell you he's accidentally made too much food again, and it'd help so much if you could take it off his hands
you always do, smiling gratefully and accepting the food with both hands, your words of gratitude spilling freely from your mouth and it'd make him so happy-
but he's never seen you eat the food.
he's a bit confused, he's heard you mention to others that you don't get a lot to eat from the headmaster, and he's always seen you readily eat food others give you, the tarts you get from trey, the apples epel gifts you, even the dubious mushroom dishes jade offers... (no he wasn't keeping count!)
so he gets the courage to ask you one time, making it seem like it was another coincidence when he finds you at the library, making casual conversation before asking you what you thought of his food
"oh! i think it was delicious! grim seemed to really enjoy it!"
you... think?
he asks if you'd had any of the food, and you avert your eyes, seemingly hesitant
"ahh.. i haven't... i have awful spice tolerance you see..."
oh.
oh.
the next time he gives you "leftovers", he makes sure to tell you he made a non-spicy variant of curry, so you should be able to enjoy it
what you don't know is that he spent a few nights trying to perfect a non-spicy dish, researching different cusines and ingredients before finally setting on an eastern variant of curry that seemed to suit your tastes
but it's all worth it, the way you stared at him in awe, maybe realising this wasn't a leftover at all, and the way your eyes sparkled as you excitedly asked-
"oh!! do you mind if i try it now?"
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*tim hit with a serum that makes him impulsively truthful. All whilst Damian and Jason are arguing about being the deadliest*
Jason: fuck you, you little gremlin I definitely have the higher body count. Did the heads in a bag mean nothing?
Damian: and I was raised by assassins and have taken down dozens of people for none of them to rise again
Tim: what are you arguing about?
jason: who in the family has the highest body count
Tim: oh that’s easy
*damian and Jason looking at him expecting one of them*
Tim: it’s me!!!
jason and Damian: what. How.
tim: you will never know
*smiles and walks away*
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the seven + nico on a roller coaster
percy: 😎🤙
annabeth: *deep in thought about it’s design and how it was built*
leo: “WOOOHOOOOO” “PUT YOUR HANDS UP BITCHES” 🤪🤪
piper: *low key hates it but she’s pretending to have fun* (*fake smiling*)
jason: “this is great!” 😄🤓 (his hands are neatly sitting in his lap the entire time. he lets out some little giggles)
hazel: 🤢🤢
frank: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
nico: 😐😐🫨😆😐😐
and quite frankly that’s all i have to say
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