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every SINGLE inniter should be BUZZIN rn for the amount of joke material tommys about to gain
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frecklenog · 6 months
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finally watching house of wax 1953 ,, thots under tha cut
YAYYY WAX WOMAN W KNIFE
HI MR PRICE HIII HIIIII
the subtitles dont work o no :(
“that should be they now” pronoun user ..
soo curios whether these r real wax sculptures.. some of them are. obvious. but others i straight up expect to move. the craftsmanship is incredible
HI JOANIE !!!!!!!!
also curious about the clothes. are they real cloth or are there sculpted parts too. is it just a full body underneath or is it just the skin that’s visible. tho admittedly i don’t know much abt wax sculptures despite having the ‘05 movie as a longstanding hyperfixation 🥴
HIS NAME IS FUCKING JARED????
oh okay he just turned booth’s head. so that’s probably not connected to like. more wax skin.
if jared is the one doing the killing i support him. jared did nothing wrong this mf is setting his art on fire for insurance fraud. he should murder
marie :(
ok the burning clothes r answering my questions LMAO
JARED GET UPPPP
JARED
jared you fucking suck at fighting. knock it off w the water bucket and KILL THIS FOOL
ono. explodegeon.
OLD TIMEY FIRE DEPARTMENT YAYYYYYYYY HORSES YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 🐴🐴🐴
OH THIS BITCH.
“had i been there i might have saved him” kys you fuck
“they always want a corpse :)” i love this strange woman
ohhhh all these mary poppins ass dresses J’ADORE
i hope jared is waiting in this fucker’s house with a club
OH MY GOD YAYYYYYYYY
he’s got a little bit of a “freddy kreuger cosplaying nosferatu” thing goin on. tbh
hiding..
someone get this man a cane or smth. my god. SOMETHING
LMFAOOOOO GOODBYE BITCH
“yes. but he hung himself instead 🥰” SHE IS SO BIZZARE
“you got all the brains and all i got is the boobs!”
CATHY’S SO SWEET 🥺🥺🥺
her laugh is. a little much. cute here and there but with the amount she does it it gets grating. but it’s very much of the time ain’t it. cinderella and snow white and alice in wonderland ass giggle
oh hey jared i almost forgot this was house of wax
SUE ???????
i mean tbf. what on EARTH is jared doing here. but maybe he would explain if he could get some dialogue
not that i don’t love silly chase scenes. i just wanna know Why yfeel
jared please leave sue alone
SUE YOUR SHOES?
oh weaponshoes. punch shoes.
ok i was here for killing matt or whatever his name was but cathy didn’t deserve that :/// cmon jared
I DIDNT THINK THOSE AUTOMOBILES WENT FAST ENOUGH TO HURT ANYBODY AHSJSGSJGXJAGSJSBAN
dont call dead women “honey” like that that’s weird.
I DONT THINK EMBALMING FLUID MAKES PEOPLE SIT UP LIKE THAT.
someone sit up again that was funny
YAYYYYY HI JARED
he is just scrimbling around……..
boy what on earth are you doing
is he going to defenestrate her bo- HE IS OH MY GODDDD
who is helping him. what
JARED DONT STEAL BODIES?????
“no human being can look like that” you wouldn’t say that about a scarred vet you chunk of shit i oughta kick you in the both of your balls
who is this very attractive man in the apron……….
JARED OH MY GOD. HI JARED !!!!!!!! how.
igor is so pretty and so fucking talented. would. in a heartbeat i would.
jared’s wheelchair fucking rules. vincent should’ve used a wheelchair i think.
i wonder if this is really how any of this process goes. it makes more sense than vinnie’s godawful shower
MATT FALLING OUT OF THE BOX AJSHSJHSNZHSJSB
daaamn this movie has an intermission. not even an hour in
HELLO PADDLEBALL MAN
OH MY GOD IT MOOOOOOOOVESSSSSSSSS
the 3d nonsense is so funny omg
THE LADIES PEEKING THE WAX DICK SKDHJDBSNDB
WAX CHOPPPPP
oh millie :(
WHY DO YOU CARRY SMELLING SALTS. JARED. IS THAT TYPICAL 50S BEHAVIOR. (genuinely unsure)
just a dead ass body on display lmao get fucked matt
the chamber of what.
OH MY GOD CATHY.
jared this is why we don’t just put wax on human bodies. you get found out by the friends of the deceased. also the rotting
jared please dont kill sue i like sue. i liked cathy :((
jared seems like a chill dude. aside from the.
waves my hand vaguely. You Know
please got JUST SCULPT HER. JARED. JUST SCULPT HER. STOP CHEATING
something is deeply wrong w the paddleball man. sir this is post-hayes code why do you have balls in your mouth
JARED. JUST ASK HER TO MODEL. CHRIST.
honestly tho WHAT is the explanation for his face. please. pl
THOSE DRESSES LOOK SOOOOO FUN TO SPIN AROUND IN !!!!!!!! 🥰🕯️
“you never saw a show like this in provincetown” MASSACHUSETTS MENTIONED 🐞🐞🐞🐞🐞 (there r no chickadee/elm/mass flag emojis)
PTOWN ALSO MENTIONED 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
girl put your ass away i’m here to watch vincent price be Odd and Peculiar
“cathy had the habit of wearing an earring in her right ear. she had the lobe of her right ear only pierced for that” cathy was out there in 1953 using flags for gay men to spot each other not established for another two decades
sometimes i watch dancers in old movies like this and i try to spot my grandma maggiepat. that’s not really related to the movie but i do wonder. i know she was in the red shoes…
“why should joan of arc have her right ear pierced?” “why not? they wore them then.” “two, not one.” WHY DID CATHY ONLY WEAR ONE THEN !!!!!! someone who knows about 50s culture help me
ohh his name is henry jared. whatever.
the long highwaisted skirts….. :)) 🕯️
sue. sue get down from there
igor is SOOO HANDSOME god okay i’ll be normal sorry 😔
jared. no. bad. knock that off. spraying him with a squirt bottle
god he’s INCREDIBLY charming tho. mad props to mr price
oh my god LEON..
sue should Not be in here alone at night. girl this is a horror movie and you are TRESPASSING
oh hello skeleton
unidentified fucking thing just drifting creepily around the room 🆗🆒
WIG…………….
hiiii mr price
ok jared can walk like. fine. who ACTUALLY fucking killed cathy whose physicality was that
HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE A WAX FACE …….
JARED SHES STILL ALIVE. JARED. JARED.
why was leon convinced by that guy pouring liquor djgsjdbs
idc what happens i could fix igor. me and him and vincent sinclair. fuck timelines
hdkdhjdgd THIS FUCKING GUYY
i’d let igor do this to me. who said that.
HES SO RESOURCEFUL AND INTELLIGENT
girl what is scratching the wax gonna do. be serious
LET IGOR BEHEAD THIS GUY
HE IS DEAF AND MUTE LEAVE HIM ALONE STOP SLAPPING HIM I WILL BECOME VIOLENCE
why are you using the pointy end of that thing to bust thru this door. surely there are more effective ways to go about this
goodbye pig
“every time i shave i can still feel that guillotine blade” it never made contact with you. or you would be dead. dont try to be funny
why did shane sneeze.
NOOOOOOO IGOR :((((((((
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ionomycin · 4 months
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Maiden of Light
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waltricia · 1 month
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I genuinely love this candle symbolism.
For her, it’s been burning. For him, it’s finally igniting.
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( And actually his candle is already low and a liiittttle bit lit, implying the love was always there, burning so low as to not be noticed, but surely burning nonetheless 🔥♥️ )
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creativeheartfinds · 5 months
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Unleash the magic of this Cat Hand Warmer Candle Holder – the purr-fect blend of adorable aesthetics and functional elegance. Transform any space into a haven of warmth and delight. THIS IS THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE! LIMITED.
***USE CODE: CAT***
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fatimazainab · 10 months
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William Wordsworth
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happyheidi · 3 months
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𝖠𝗊𝗎𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗎𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖽𝗈𝗆
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huariqueje · 4 months
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Beholders  - Mia Bergeron , 2024.
American, b. 1979   - 
Oil on canvas , 24 x 24 cm.
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free-my-mindd · 2 months
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daily-spooky · 1 month
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Credit to moeai.art on Tik Tok
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mintytrifecta · 1 year
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forest-woman · 4 months
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frecklenog · 6 months
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hey, anyone got any femme names that have the same kinda energy as ‘vincent’?
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nomohmoss · 23 days
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happy diluc day 🍓
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itscolossal · 4 months
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FAUM’s Candle Chess Set Takes the Classic Game to a Fiery New Level
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bamsara · 3 months
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having to explain to the tire guy that yes I did drive around with a unfixable nail in my tire with only 6 pounds of air at some point for an entire month because i didn't want to pay for a new one. i drove 6 hrs away from home and back with a flat and did not go broke on the side of the road because my car is super nice to me btw and he loves me
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