Dakmor Plague
The tiniest cough can be deadlier than the fiercest dragon.
Artist: Jeff Miracola
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Today's Date is May 2nd, 2024 and today's card is Arcee, Sharpshooter//Arcee, Acrobatic Coupe!
[ID; (Arcee, Sharpshooter) This card depicts a pink and white feminine robot [autobot] named Arcee. She has long white legs with pink kneecaps and pink feet with grey ankles. Where her groin would be there's a pink arrow angular piece of metal (codpiece? idk if that's right?) She has a white boxy waist with a piece jutting out that include some grey ridged cylinder in the front, and a boxy pink chest attached with no breasts. She has spherical pink shoulders with white upper arms and pink forearms with white hands attached. On her back is an almost triangular set of wings? possibly? (they don't look very winged but that's the closest comparison that sit vertically aligned to her back. Her head is white with a dorky lookin white helmet/maybe hair?
She is mid leap into the air shooting lasers from her blaster [right hand] at a deep blue and black robot with red eyes and a bigger, chunkier blaster. In her left hand she's holding what appears to be a smoking energy sword. In the background there's a modern brown building with some tinted looking windows and lots of pink laser fire around. Next to the brown building There's a murky green building with tinted blue windows with a white border on each. In some parts of the background you can see smoke likely caused by the laser fire.
She is a White and Red Legendary Artifact Creature that cost 1 uncolored mana, 1 White mana, and 1 Red mana. Her subtype is Robot and she is a mythic rare.
Her rules text reads "More Than Meets The Eye 1 Red 1 White (You may cast this card converted for 1 Red 1 White)
First strike
1 uncolored, Remove one or more +1/+1 counters from Arcee: It deals that much damage to target creature. Convert Arcee."
Arcee's Strength is 2 and her Toughness is also 2.
Her artist is Volta Creation and her print year is 2022. She's from the set Transformers which released in The Brothers' War set & collector boosters. End ID; (Arcee, Sharpshooter).
ID; (Arcee, Acrobatic Coupe) This card depicts a pink and white slim car with two doors and no ceiling. In front of the driver's and passenger seats there's a window to offer some protection from the elements. On the very tip of the car there's a small, dark grey vent possibly for decoration. The doors of the car are dark grey and the wheels are black. This car is, once again, leaping high into the air above the road. Below it you can see a yellow pickup truck parked on the side of the road. Opposite to the truck there is a light grey sidewalk, and two buildings. One is the same light brown with tinted windows as before, the other is light grey with blue windows, interestingly different to the building in its place on the previous image.
Shes a Legendary Artifact with the Vehicle subtype.
Her rules text reads "Living metal (As long as it's your turn, this Vehicle is also a creature.)
Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more creatures or Vehicles you own, put that many +1/+1 counters on Arcee. Convert Arcee.
Her artist is Volta Creation and her print year is 2022. She's from the set Transformers which released in The Brothers' War set and collector boosters. End ID; (Arcee, Acrobatic Coupe). Complete ID.]
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I think the thing about discworld that resonates with so many queer people is that it’s so focussed on stereotypes and what they do, who creates them and who benefits them. Like we all know an old ugly woman is a witch, but then the story stops short like. Well, but why?
What is it about an old woman with chin hairs that people dislike so much? And who is she? What might she have to say? The omniscient POV is so vital because it reminds you that everyone in the world is a person. They all have hopes and fears and little neuroses. They all die, sooner or later, some with dignity and some without.
But we wander around the world of the story slipping into peoples heads only to discover ah, they are people. The evil ones and the most well-intentioned ones. We have to start asking, but if all the trolls and the vampires and the monsters from the stories are also like, just a guy, then what? Then is a monster just an arbitrary distinction? Does it only serve the story? And if it only serves the story, well, who is telling that story? And for what purpose?
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i like the idea of the N*MD (no* missed days) facebook group but unfortunately the extremely strict posting requirements (a video, a short writeup of what you were doing, posted ON THE EXACT DAY YOU DID IT, you can miss no more than 2 days a month) mean i am absolutely incapable of participating
the irony here being that you're asking for a behavior i not only don't do regularly, but don't do at all, and instead of giving me an onboarding plan that breaks things into smaller steps you just. nah. either be able to do sessions, video the sessions, write up the sessions, and post the sessions in the same 24 hr period every day for a month, or fuck off.
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Honor Guard
The strength of one. The courage of ten.
Artist: Mark Zug
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i saw this post and knew i immediately had to draw c&c. so please accept this teeny tiny super quick sketch of the blowjob bros being cute, cuddly, and snug as a bug in a rug, or whatever.
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I'm watching you
pay me or I'll steal the money from your office
if I don't steal the money I'll start another revolution<3
-mid/@nrc-therapist
I did pay you you just didn't like being paid 34 shillings an hour :(
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