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superslutforlife · 10 days
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I'm crying bc snakes don't have arms so they'll never know what a hug feels like.
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superslutforlife · 12 days
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I CANNOT DO THIS TODAY 😭
Y/N: We need to get through this locked door. Bruce, give me your credit card.
Bruce: Here.
Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Jason kick down the door.
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superslutforlife · 13 days
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I’M ACTUALLY CRYING 😭 THIS IS WAY TOO REAL AND IM FUCKING WHEEZING 😭
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superslutforlife · 29 days
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i’m sobbing…
Christmas at the Compound
Avengers x reader
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Summary: Avengers x reader Christmas head cannons because I am a sucker for the found family trope.
a/n: I tried to get this up before christmas but totally spaced it, so… tale it as a christmas morning gift! I tried to make it as age neutral as possible, so it could totally be teen!reader or not.
The holidays are a tough time for the Avengers.
Most of them have lost family members or friends, and the idea of celebrating anything is extremely difficult.
Tony especially - he always gets gloomy around the Holidays.
He always says something along the lines of, "I don't actually care about this, but its social convention."
But secretly he cares a lot.
He overcompensates for his lack of affection throughout the year by buying everyone the expensive gifts he knows they want but could never justify spending on themselves.
At surface level, it just seems like “oh rich guy is spending rich guy money”
But they’re actually really thoughtful gifts
Like last year, he got Peter a new laptop for school.
He bought Bucky new and thick clothes since all of his were old and worn.
He upgraded Clints cellular data so he could talk to his family anywhere.
Things like that.
Sam and Rhodey take one for the team and string the christmas lights on the tower
“It’s too cold for this.” Sam would complain, the sharp wind nipping at his cheeks as he flew from one end of the building to the other, lights in tow.
“Come one man, where’s your christmas spirit?” Rhodey would laugh
“I’m just doing this so stark’s power bill goes up.”
it really was worth it seeing the tower lit up top to bottom though
Wanda LIVES for commercialized American Christmas
"We have to make gingerbread houses and go to Rockefeller to see the Christmas tree and we have to go out to the snow and go sledding-"
She demands family Christmas photos be taken, even though you don't really have anyone to send them to.
This years theme was christmas pjs
Which lead to a few very interesting viral videos of the avengers in an Old Navy
“Tony come on the reindeer ones are cute!”
“Bruce. A man can not hold onto his masculinity while wearing pjs with dancing reindeer.”
Natasha gets tired of the bellyaching and bickering and makes the final decision
She grabs everyone’s size in the Reindeer pjs and marches to the front of the store
After snagging Tony’s credit card, of course.
Actually taking the picture is a whole other ball game, but that’s a story for another day
Thor has a hard time with the idea of Santa
You try to explain it to him, but it doesn’t seem to help
“So a fat man breaks into the safety of your home late into the night… and you let it happen because he comes baring gifts?”
“Well… yeah.”
“But only to nice children. That he stalks throughout the year.”
“He doesn’t stalk the children he just…”
“Hm.” He squints. “what about the naughty children?”
“They don’t get any presents.”
“OR,” Wanda interjects, “Krampus comes to get them.”
“Is that another fat man in a red disguise?”
“No. He’s a demon sent from hell to eat them.”
Thor nods in approval. “Ah. That’s much more asgardian. A fair reward system for the youth!”
You stare at him. “So… you’re okay with Krampus but not Santa?”
“Well I think they work together well, like a team. Like us!”
“I… I guess…”
Decorating the tree was an all night event
You would help happy bring up what felt like hundreds of boxes of christmas decorations
The tree itself was about 15 feet tall, because it wouldn’t be a holiday at the compound if you guys weren’t extra
It was placed in the living space, right next to a huge wall of windows so all of New York could see your festivity
it had to be decorated to the nines to pass Wanda’s inspection
Not a bare branch
Theres tinsel, ribbons, colorful lights, and hundreds of ornaments
But of course, ladders were a no go
You guys liked a challenge
To reach the higher branches, you and Natasha would stand on Steve and Buckys shoulders
And I mean stand
Not sit
It was a thrilling balancing game
You trusted them to catch you if you fell, but you still had to try to avoid it at all costs to save the tree from certain destruction
Peter would dangle from the ceiling, crawling around to hang ornaments toward the very top
Both of these acts nearly gave Bruce and Vision a heart attack
“CAP, you’re moving to fast shes gunna lose balance-“
“Bruce, please take a breath.”
Meanwhile Thor is getting distracted by all the ornaments and forgetting to actually hang them up
“This one’s a little man of snow! How silly!”
Speaking of ornaments
You all have an ornament of yourself on the tree
Or, your super hero alias at least
There’s a tiny black widow, a little iron man, a bity baby hulk, so on and so forth
Tony always demands his be the highest up on the tree to fuel his god complex
Drawing names out of a hat to see who got to put the star on top of the tree
(except you guys would always rig it behind Wanda’s back, only putting her name in the hat)
She would always protest, insisting to let someone else do it this year, but you guys never relented
So with a big cheesy grin on her face, she would use her magic to delicately place the star on the tippy top
You would think Natasha wouldn’t want to see the Nutcracker Ballet after her time in the red room
But it makes her so happy to see dancing as an art form instead of a way to brainwash young girls
She drags you, Clint, Wanda, and whoever else wants to tag along every year
She even splurges on front row seats
You look over and see her eyes glittering while she watches every turn, leap, and stunt intently
Leaving the theater, she’ll walk on her toes and do a few turns, encouraging you to try as well.
She ends up cackling watching you trip and stumble
“We’ll work on it.”
Can you IMAGINE the ginger bread making contest???
You’re all huddled around the long dining room table with christmas music playing
Theres Clint and Natasha, who just make the classic gingerbread house, no fancy bells or whistles.
Then there’s Bruce,Tony, and Peter who are going absolutely wild building gingerbread sky scrapers and gingerbread hotels.
“Mr. Stark look, I made a working elevator!”
Bruce puts an electric system (fairy lights) through his
Steve and Bucky rebuild their childhood homes
Wanda is going all out, delicately hand placing every candy and covering the whole thing in edible glitter
Visions is pretty similar, but more sleek and modern than Wanda’s
And then there’s Thor, who’s totally missing the point and just DUMPING everything on top
“Hey Peter, I think yours is missing something.”
You string a long thread of white rope candy from his structure to yours.
“Webs!”
“You know… we can probably make a web-like consistency with some starch and frosting…”
That becomes a whole sticky project, but you eventually get it to work, connecting everyone’s gingerbread houses with icing webs
Steve and Bucky are TOTALLY participating in the classic christmas traditions they grew up on.
They sit quietly together in the living room, making paper chains and stringing popcorn
“Do you mind if I join you guys?”
they smile gently. “Of course not.”
You sit crisscross in front of the couch while they teach you
They tell you stories of christmases long, long ago, which feels kinda silly considering they’re talking like grandpas while not appearing much older than you
On Christmas eve, you’re all there except for Clint, who went home to his family
Youre all dressed in your pajamas from the christmas card
You make hot coco and cider
Wanda pops in some old vhs tapes and you watch the classics late into the night
“Alright you nutcrackers,” tony would say around midnight. “I know you want to stay up and catch Santa, but he’s not coming if you all stay awake.”
he really just wanted to go to bed
He sauntered off, calling for lights out.
Most of the boys wandered away to their rooms, leaving you, Wanda, Nat and Thor not quite ready for sleep.
“So,” you ask, taking a sip of coco, “Do you guys think we’re on the naughty list?”
Natasha Chuckled. “I’m not sure. Does beating people up count as naughty if you’re taking down the bad guys?”
Thor set his mug down on the coffee table, the bells on his sweater jingling. “Do not fear ladies, I will catch that nasty Krampus if he comes in to devour your soul. I believe you were doing the right thing.”
You all laughed, thinking he was joking. But he just stared at you.
“Thor… you realize Krampus and Santa aren’t… real?” Wanda asked.
He had a hard time swallowing that.
He ended up sleeping on the couch “just in case”
you woke up at 3 am to a loud clattering coming from the living room
You decided to check it out against your better judgement
There was Thor. Hammer in one hand, cookie in another.
Down the hall toward the elevator was a completely destroyed life-size nutcracker.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“I thought I heard something by the elevator.”
“Congratulations. You murdered the Nutcracker.”
“I feared he was an accomplice of the holiday demon.”
“He’s been there for weeks!”
“He could have been a spy. Or possessed.”
“Goodnight Thor.”
Christmas Morning finally arrived
Everyone was sleeping soundly in their beds
Until Sam decided to be a little shit and wake everyone up at 7 am
He pounded on every. single. bedroom door.
“Y/NNNN. SANTA CAME TO TOWNNNNN.” he sing-songed
“No he didn’t.” You grumbled. “Thor killed him.”
“… I don’t know what that means.”
You all stumble out into the living room
Natasha took the time to actually run a brush through her hair and do her morning skincare
You and wanda were far too excited and skipped over that completely, barely remembering to brush your teeth
Tony looked the roughest - he had a silk robe draped over his pjs and looked like he was just awakened from a coma
Essentially, everyone was a little disheveled
Vision made everyone coffee before you started the gift exchange
You all sat around the coffee table in a circle so everyone could see each other
Bruce and Steve passed out the gifts from under the tree
it took a solid few minutes, there was a MOUNTAIN of presents
You went one at a time opening gifts
Some people think this is awkward, but you felt it was more genuine
this way, everyone can see the gift and the joy on the receivers face
as well as a million “thank you”s
It also gave time for the giver to explain why they chose the gift they did, whether it be something they remembered you said you wanted, something they knew you needed, or even just a simple “this made me think of you”
In the end, you loved all your gifts
And everyone loved what you got for them
But mostly, you were just happy to spend the holiday with your family
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superslutforlife · 29 days
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AHHHHHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING ( without the s 🤭 )
Your regulus has me giggling on the floor like a fool fuhgrthjhgxse can we get some mob!reg where reader touches his gun
"put that down." regulus sighed, looking up from his papers, seeing you standing at the doorway, pointing his gun at him.
he knew you wouldn't shoot him, there weren't any bullets loaded anyways.
looking back up you were still standing there, regulus just smirked, "you trying to intimidate me?"
you tried to hold in your laugh, failing miserably.
hearing you giggle, regulus couldn't help but smile, "come."
finally making your ways towards him, throwing his gun on the desk, coming around to his chair.
spinning to face you, regulus rested his hands on your hips, rubbing his thumb against it.
"next time, i see you with my gun, there will be repercussions, yes?"
"yes." you nodded obediently.
"go." he pressed a kiss to your hand, sending you out of his office.
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superslutforlife · 29 days
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IM ACTUALLY BLUSHING 😭 ITS LIKE- OMFG
james trying to impress slytherin!reader during a quidditch match and basically falls off his broom
he had been flying over where you had been sitting three times already, stopping once to have a quick conversation at you before sirius yelled at him to catch the snitch.
you were smiling softly, watching as he soared higher and higher up into the sky. james turned back to see you watching him, smirking, about to call out your name.
"james!" You yelled, seeing the other seeker coming up to him and snitch, slamming into him sending him off his broom.
you were already down on the field before james could get checked by madam promfrey.
"you git!" your eyes were wide, you could have gotten hurt.
"i had to get the snitch for you love." revealing through his clenched fist, was the golden snitch, its wings flickering.
the entire gryffindor house roared, cheering for another win for their team.
"you're something else potter." you rolled your eyes.
"only for you darling."
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superslutforlife · 1 month
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~Give him a chance~ 🌷 ~Sirius.B x Reader~
TW: She/Her pronouns, fem! reader, angst ( only if you squint ), Fluff, Sirius being adorable but also an ass, Y/N and Sirius being petty.
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DISCLAIMER! I do not own any of the characters in this fic only Y/N, I do not own any of the images and all credits go to the rightful owners
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"No, I'm not helping you pull another one of your silly little pranks, Sirius!" You close your book, looking at your boyfriend, it's the fifth time he's asked you to help him pull off his annual Valentine's prank, you already know he's only asking you to help is because the others are too busy.
Normally he'd go small, fake love letters that spew you with green goo and stain your skin or roses that scream when sniffed, but this time he wanted to do something bigger... better.
"love, please!" He begged, he had nobody to help him and he couldn't do it all by himself, James was at practice, Remus was studying and Peter... well he was just being Peter.
"I already told you, no, now go do something useful for once!" You rolled your eyes, you weren't mad at him, you were just trying to relax and the boy wouldn't leave!
He got off the floor, brushing his shirt off and fixing his already perfect hair, "You know what? Fine! Be like that then, see if I care".
See, Sirius wasn't one to take no for an answer, but when he did... he never really meant it. He always gets his revenge ( even if it is petty, but he won't admit it ) it doesn't matter who it was.
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Hello, Loves! It's Evelyn here and I'm stuck on if I should finish this. I really would like it if you'd comment and give me some feedback and ideas bc it's hard when you don't know what your (small) audience wants! until next time!
-ivy
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~Sirius.B Masterlist~
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~Smut~ Coming soon...
~Fluff~ Coming soon...
~Angst~ Coming soon...
~Blurbs~ Coming soon...
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~Welcome to the garden~
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Welcome to the garden, this is where you find the keys to different worlds! follow me, I have a lot to show you !... now don't get startled as we will be going through different worlds! but were always upper an adventure here!
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Now let's make sure we all haw our navigation guide! we wouldn't want to get lost in the wrong world now!
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Now, we just crossed the multi verse! how fun was that?. On your rights you'll see that we are in the main garden now.
If you'll follow me...
🌺- Here you'll find our hibiscus flowers! if you pick one of the roses you will be transported to any smut fic you'd like! Think of the Sanrio and you'll be there.
🌸- Now on your right you'll see one of our most adorable flowers of all! cherry blossoms! take one and you shall be moved to the best fluff we have to offer! 🥀- This part always makes me cry... yes! it's the wilted roses, they usually prefer the winter but they still enjoy the summer... Choose one and we will take you to your very own angst story!
🪷- This beautiful flower is one of our more rare flowers, it's a louts flower! its one of the easier ones to see but it still takes hard work! pick your fav and I'll book your car to take you to your blurb!
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That's all we have time for today friends! but I'll see you soon! now go live your dreams!
-ivy
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~Remus.L masterlist~
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~Smut~ ~Bunnies~
~Fluff~ Coming soon...
~Angst~ Coming soon...
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~About me~
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Nicknames^ Evie Ell Ivy Evs
From^ Born- London, Britan Lived- I lived in Britan until i was 10, i moved to Melbourne, Australia and moved back to britan when i turned 17. Birthday^ 2/3/2006 Star Sign^ Pisces Random info^ I have 5 pets, two dogs (a golden and a black german) called James and Sirius, I have two cats (one orange and one Black) called Remus and Reggie and a ginnua pig called Percy!
I have four brothers! One baby, and three triplets.
-ivy
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~Boundries~
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Under zero surcumstances will any of these bounderies/rules be broken, If you requests any of these you will be blocked.
NO r@pe play/rp ( I will do cnc if requested but not heavily)
NO watersports or anything like it
NO underaged smut
NO truma dumping
NO hatefull or rude coments
NO racism, homophobia or any hate will be tolerated
-ivy
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~who i write for~
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/ means fav!
~*Golden Trio era*~ /Harry.P /Ron.W Fred.w George.w Draco.M Cedric.D Remus.L (older) Sirius.B (older) -might do fancasts like Enzo.B-
~*Marauders era*~ /James Potter /Remus.L /Sirius.B Peter.P /Regulus.B Evan.R Barty.C jr
~*Percy Jackson*~ /Percy.J Grover.U /Luke.C /Jason.G Leo.V Frank.Z Nico.D (Platonic) Will.S (Platonic)
~*Scream*~ /Billy.L /Stu.M /Randy.M Ethan.L Mickey.A
~*Sturniolo Triplets*~ Nick.S (Platonic) Matt.S /Chris.s Nathan.D
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~what I write for~
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Smut Fluff Angst Blurbs
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~main masterlist~
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~Harry Potter~ Coming soon... ~Marauders Era~ Remus.L Sirius.B ~Percy Jackson~ Coming soon... ~Scream~ Coming Soon... ~Sturniolo Triplets~ Coming soon... -ivy
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superslutforlife · 2 months
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~Navigation~
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Masterlist // What i write for // Who i write for // Boundaries // About me // Flower garden //
18+!
Request: open ✔︎
-iyv
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~Bunnies- Remus.L x Reader~
summary: when Y/N Y/L/N and Remus Lupin are left together while his parents are on vacation, will Remus act on his lustful impulse or will he be able to control himself?
TW: She/Her pronouns, fem! reader, unprotected sex (this is fiction, you are not), p in v, the reader is on birth control, kinda dark! Remus, Remus being a perv, kinda innocent! reader, choking, daddy kink, sir kink, breath play, belly bulge, pinning, oral m! receiving, hair pulling, breeding kink, squirting, fingering, corruption kink, could be read as dub-con? but there is consent, degrading, praise, and mirror sex, and no use of Y/N.
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DISCLAIMER! I do not own any of the characters in this fic only Y/N, I do not own any of the images and all credits go to the rightful owners
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You had known Remus since your first year at Hogwarts. you met him when you met the other marauders but you always seemed closer to him than the others. You didn't know why but you just felt... safe.
He was different, but in a good way, he was your safe place, your rock when you had nobody to turn to. He was smart, kind, and incredibly handsome, even with his scars... emotional or physical, you loved him beyond imagination.
It was the second year when he told you about his... 'problem', you were shocked, yes, but you didn't love him any less. He was still good old moony.
The whole reason you turned into a very illegal legal animagus. James was a stag, Sirius was a dog, Peter was a rat and you a bunny, It's where you got your nicknames from, Prongs, Padfoot, Wormtail, BonBon, and Moony. The infamous marauders.
Now you're in 7th year, you started crushing on him pretty hard in 3rd but never realized until 4th... it was ridiculous.
Remus had never realized how attractive you were until 5th year, your body was more defined and more curved, and you had turned into a young woman... yet you were still so innocent.
You looked so innocent, so pretty, so soft... yet all he wanted to do was corrupt you, touch you, feel your skin under his fingers while he had you on your back, take you from behind, and pull your hair. He wanted to choke you and watch your eyes roll back whilst he pounded into your tight cunt.
Now you are sitting in his room, wearing his hoodie as you innocently cuddle on his bed, his parents left on vacation so he invited the marauders to stay at his, but none of them could make it so you joined him in keeping him company.
His hand softly squeezed your thigh as you lay your head on his chest, talking about everything and nothing all at the same time.
"-so I told him to cut it out" He just nodded along, his voice low as he slowly moved his hand up your thigh, you thought nothing of it, it was normal for him to touch you like this.
"Remmy? Are you even listening?" You look up at him, big doe eyes looking up into his, making his pants impossibly tighter as his erection grew.
"I'm listening, doll, don't worry." His hand moves up higher but stops just under your ass, he takes a deep breath as he tries to compose himself.
"Well that was the end of what happened anyway" You look over at the clock on his bedside table and push the duvets off you, you stand up from the bed and groan as you stretch, the boy can't help but stare as the hoodie lifted slightly, to show some of your stomach.
"It's getting late, so I should get in the shower." As you walk away you don't see the way he adjusts his pants and his eyes fall on your ass as your hips sway when you walk.
You get to the bathroom and turn on the shower, as you wait for the water to warm up you start to undress and throw your clothes into a pile on the floor.
The room starts to steam up and you step into the shower, closing the curtain behind you, the hot water runs over your body, feeling calm, soothed, and relaxed you close your eyes, not hearing the door creak open and none other than Remus walk in, closing the door behind him.
You turn off the shower after half an hour and just as you step out you hit something... no...someone, you let out a squeal in shock before looking up and seeing who it is, I sigh and look up at him with a small smile.
"Oh, it's only you remmy!" You blush a shade of pink before moving to step around him, only for his hand to shoot out and wrap around your neck, not tight but it holds enough to stop you in your tracks.
He looks down at you with something you've never seen before, something so raw, animalistic, and hungry that your legs almost buckle.
"Remus-" "Shhh... doll, I need you to listen." He pushes you back to the counter, your back hitting the cold tile and a small gasp leaves your lips.
"You have been a tease all fucking day, flaunting your ass then acting all innocent, I can not take any more of this, so... if you want this, and I know you do, nod your head and I will bend you over right here and fuck you senseless..."
You look up at him, eyes big and doe, you slowly nod your head and that's all that's needed as he pulls you to him, his soft, plump, pink lips moving against your own as your hands run through his sandy hair.
All tongue and all teeth until you break away from each other, lips were swollen from kissing, his fingers snake their way down to your now soaking wet pussy, his finger run through them and one hand squeezes your neck.
"So fucking wet... I knew it, you really are a dirty whore." He wastes no time pushing two fingers into your cunt, fingers moving as fast as they can, curling and hitting that same spot over and over again until your legs start shaking and you're a moaning mess.
"Daddy! I'm sorry!" Your hips buck up, and he squeezes your throat harder, your words string off into a moan as you cum, the white sticky substance coating his fingers.
"You keep your mouth shut until I tell you to speak and I don't want you to take your eyes off yourself, got it?" He turns you around so you can see yourself in the mirror, when you don't reply he grabs your hair and pulls. your body arching at an awkward angle.
"Yes, yes sir!" You cry out, your eyes trained on yourself in the mirror, your ears hear the unzip of pants and a belt, and pants drop to the floor all before feeling a tip prodding at your entrance.
"You ready, baby?" as soon as you nod he slams into you, he waits for only a minute to let you adjust to his size before pounding into you.
He groans and you scream and moan as he continues to slam his hips into you. His hand is on your hips as he thrusts like it's the end of the world, his hands move and pin your arms behind your back, rendering you helpless while your eyes roll back, his balls slap against your clit and he reaches around to hold your neck, he squeezes as hard as he can without hurting me.
"I'm only letting go once you... cum" He punctuates the last word with a hard thrust that has you seeing stars."gonna cum so far in you, you'll be dripping with my cum for days, gonna` be all swollen with my babies, g-gonna breed you".
He lets go of your throat and lets you breathe for only a second before going straight back to it, your legs shake as he hits that same spot over and over again, he presses down on the bulge in your stomach, and you can feel him in your guts... it had you moaning and slurring your words.
"Gonna cum doll... cum with me" He holds your throat tighter and that's what pushes you over the edge, your vision goes white and you feel his cum filling you up.
"Merlin, baby... you squirted" He slowly pulls out and lets go of your throat, he turns you around and waits for you to come back to your senses before pushing you to your knees and shoving his dick down your throat.
You gag and gag before he cums again and pulls out once more. He picks you up, turns the shower back on, and sits you in the shower, he takes you out and gets you new clothes before you go back to cuddling in his bed like nothing ever happened and all was normal again... well that was until he said.
"We really do fuck like rabbits huh?"
and laughed.
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HEY HOES, BROS AND THOSE!
for my first time writing, I'm actually so proud- tell me how I did!
-ivy
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