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Natasha: I will kiss whoever does a favour for me
Steve: Where is this coming from so suddenly?
Natasha: kill Tony for me please =D
Steve:
Clint: I'll do it for free
Steve: Wait,what-
Natasha: Deal.
Steve: Wait, guys...
Clint: Pleasure doing platonic buisness with you.
Steve: gUYs
Natasha: You're welcome, Steve. I solved the civil war problem by myself.
Steve: GUYS
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Natasha: Maybe if I wish hard enough we'll find him.
Natasha:
Natasha: Nothing happened, didn't it?
Y/N: ... I mean, if you wished nothing happened-
Natasha:
Y/N:
Y/N: Okay, nothing happened.
Natasha: Damnit!
Steve: LANGUAGE
Natasha:
Y/N:
Natasha: Found you, Steve.
Y/N: See? It worked after all.
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Pisces: Cap, how long did you sleep for today?
Capricorn: When I blink I close my eyes for a second-
Pisces: CAPRICORN! >=(
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Clint: *sees Wanda and Natasha kissing* How much are you willing to bet Natasha's the top?
Bucky: Mate, I'm going to have to stop you right there. Have you ever seen Wanda date?
Clint: Um, without Natasha? No.
Bucky: Wanda's the top. I bet $100.
Clint: Dude, wtf?
Bucky: Dirty mind, mate. It's not that. I'm saying- just look at Natasha right now.
Clint: *looks*
Clint:
Clint: Okay fine, you're right.
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Wanda: Hmm, I just suddenly wondered, who is bottom and who is top?
Natasha: *groans* Don't think about it anymore, I spent weeks trying to figure that out to no avail.
Wanda: Liar, I'm obviously on top.
Natasha: Okay, now get off my lap.
Wanda: =)
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Natasha: Clint, are you in the vents?
Clint: *pops out of nearby vent* Of course, why?
Natasha: Let's play two truths and 1 lie! One, I didn't kill over 20 people in my life, two, my birthday is in October, three, I rigged the ventilation systems to spew out poison gas at a certain date.
Clint: *falls onto the ground* W-what?! But even you don't know if your birthday is in October...
Natasha: *smiles evilly* So I might or might not be lying.
Clint: *stares in trauma*
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Natasha: Where did my phone go?
Y/N: Maybe you misplaced it?
Natasha: I don't misplace things, sweetheart.
Y/N: *blushing* W-what...?
Natasha: Now give me my phone back.
Y/N: *still blushing* Okay...
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Natasha : God, give me patience.
Clint: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Natasha : If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Natasha: While I’m gone, Clint , you’re in charge.
Clint : Yes!!!
Natasha, whispering: Steve , you’re secretly in charge.
Steve : Obviously.
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Natasha: *Gently taps table*
Clint : *Taps back*
Steve : What are they doing?
Tony : Morse code.
Natasha: *Aggressively taps table*
Clint : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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