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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Fezco (Euphoria) x reader headcannons

SFW!

♡ You are his number one priority

♡ He would do literally anything for you

♡ Extremely overprotective

♡ Would beat the shit out of anyone who hurts you, just like he did to Nate on new years

♡ Constantly worried his job puts you in danger

♡ When you first started dating he wasn't fond of petnames, but he quickly began to love you using petnames for him and he even started using petnames for you

♡ Calls you ma, baby, (my) love, my girl, and occasionally babygirl

♡ Not big on pda, but when it's just you and him (he dosen't care if Ashtray is there or not) he's like a massive teddy bear

♡ Ash teasing you guys constantly, especially Fez for being so affectionate with you

♡ You being like a big sister to Ash

♡ You being close with Rue

♡ Hanging out at the store with Fez and Ash

♡ You having to calm him down when he's angry and comfort him when he's upset

♡ He loves seeing you in his clothes

♡ Even when you two fight he is very careful to not yell at you

♡ Would never purposely hurt you or upset you

♡ Would hate himself if he ever made you cry

♡ The both of you constantly teasing each other and making fun of each other

♡ Because he's always been made fun of for being slow and a high school drop out being called stupid or retarded really bothers him

♡ You constantly having to reassure him that he isn't stupid, and he is perfect for you and you'll always love him

♡ If you ever called him stupid, or something he dose or says stupid, he would almost immediately break down crying even if it was ment as a joke

NSFW!

☆ The first time you guys had sex he was extremely gentle

☆ After a while he starts to get rougher

☆ Very carefully to not hurt you (unless you want him to in a kinky way and even then he's hesitant) or go too far

☆ Always makes sure he isn't crossing any boundaries, and you actually want it and are enjoying it

☆ Loves to have sex while high, but always makes sure your still sober enough to consent

☆ Would smoke joints between rounds

☆ Amzing aftercare, lots of cuddles and kisses after sex

☆ His favorite thing is eating you out

☆ Would spend hours with his head between your thighs if you let him

☆ Loves giving you hickeys

☆ Massive praise kink (loves praising you, and loves being praised)

☆ Hates to be degraded and refuses to degrade you

#euphoria fezco headcannons #euphoria fezco oneshots #fezco euphoria #fezco imagine #fezco #fezco smut #fezco x reader

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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fez x reader first time having sex

—cw’s: smut, fingering, oral (f!receiving), kissing, praise

—a/n: i don’t usually do smut but here we go 😭

okay so fez is extremely gentle

before he even starts doing anything he asks you if it’s okay to touch you somewhere

foreplay is very important to fezco, so kisses everywhere

his first “step” is fingering you slowly, obviously

he doesn’t wanna hurt you at all—he takes his time, n its 10x better that way

he loves praising you, he wants you to know that you’re doing the best for him

he loves kissing you every where; your face, neck, collarbone, stomach, thighs, etc

it’s a kind of foreplay for him

UGHH THIS MAN LOVES EATING YOU OUT PLS 😭

he would do that + fingering

he puts you pleasure/comfort over his own

he’s so sweet during your first time because the last thing he wants to do is make you uncomfortable or unhappy

he wants you to be very vocal about what you/don’t like so he knows if what he’s doing is making you feel good

after a lot of foreplay, and when you think you’re ready he will start inserting himself in

he’s very gentle + slow like i said, he doesn’t wanna be fast—at least for the first time

but yeah!! we love fez and his amazing dic 😭💅

#fez x reader #fez imagine #fezco headcanons #fezco fanfic #fezco x you #fezco imagine #fezco fluff #fezco smut #fezco euphoria #fez euphoria #euphoria season 2 #euphoria headcannons #euphoria fanfics #euphoria hbo #euphoria x reader #euphoria

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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say it again?

summary | after being with fez for almost a year you start picking up on the way he talks and when he starts to notice he can’t help but laugh at how cute you are.

pairing | fezco x fem!reader

a/n | hi! this is my first ever fic! i hope you enjoy it!!!! i love how this came out and hope you do too!!!! <333

you and fezco had been dating for a little over a year now. you spent almost everyday with him as much as you could. he would pick you up and drop you off at school. then you’d go to the shop with him. then you’d go home. this was a reoccurring thing. you were always together. and when your always with someone you kinda start to catch onto the way the talk and phrases they use. so you didn’t even notice the slight accent you had or phrases you’d been using. but fez and ash noticed right away.

“hold up…say it again ma?” fez said after you’d been ranting to him about the newest movie you had watched

“i said ion’ know how i still have money in my bank account cause i��ve seen this movie so many times it-” you stopped when you saw the wide grin on his face.

“what? did i say something?” you said quickly trying to remember what you had said wrong

“nah baby. you good.” he said kissing your head and letting you continue talking.

the second time it happened was with ash. you and him were laying on the couch watching a movie when he chuckled after you said something.

“what’s funny?” you said looking over at him

“nah nothing just say it again?” he said trying to cover up his laugh

“say what again?” you said confused

“what you just said!” he said like it was so obvious

“all i said was i hate thanos…” you said recalling what you had said.

“and then after that…”

“he’s a lil’ bitch?” you said confused on what was so wrong with what you said.

“oh my god.” he said as he slightly laughed leaving you confused.

the next few times it happened you didn’t even bother to ask why they were laughing but this time you needed to find out what was going on.

“guys im so fuckin’ hungry!! can we get some pizza or sum’?” you said from the couch instantly standing up when you heard snickers from behind you

“okay what is so funny? cause im genuinely confused you guys!” you said with a slight frown on your face feeling like you were missing out on an inside joke.

“nothing ma it’s just that…” fez said trying to think of how to word it.

“you’re starting to talk like us y/n.” ash said once again looking at you like it was obvious.

“what do you mean? how do i talk like you we all talk the same?” you said still confused

“you’ve picked up on my phrases and my slang i guees you could call it. it’s cute baby!” fez said smiling at you from the kitchen table.

“oh. well i didn’t even notice.” you said in realization “if you guys want me to stop doing it i can jus-”

“no no it’s cute ma!” fez said immediately walking over to you and placing his hands around your waist looking down at you.

“you sure? i don’t wanna seem annoying…” you said looking up at him

“i’m sure baby. hundred percent sure!” he said tilting your chin up to meet his lips

“mm i love you fezzy!!” you said pulling away and looking up at him

“yeah the slang can stay but that nicknames gotta go!” he said pecking your lips once more

“what why? it’s so cute!! right ashy?” you said looking over fezcos shoulder at ash

“oh yeah soooo cute fezzy!!!” ash said mocking you cause you didn’t drop the nickname for him either.

“god i love that you two get along but hate it sometimes.” he said rubbing his head with his hand

“we love you though!” you said as you flopped back down onto the couch opening the dominoes app on your phone and he went back to counting money.

“yeah yeah!” he said in defeat knowing he wouldn’t trade you guys for anything.

“she’s def a keeper.” ash said as fez sat down.

“yeah she is.”

#fezco supremacy #fezco x reader #fezco fluff #fezco o'neill #fezco fic #fezco fanfic #fezco x y/n #fezco x you #fezco smut #fezco angst #fezco euphoria

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it’s always so crazy to me whenever z says anything like this bc yes it’s sweet when tom does but that man wears his heart on his sleeve so intensely i don’t think he could get through any convo longer than 10 minutes without mentioning her

but zendaya???? queen of media training??? the extremely private introvert who never talks about anything personal ever??? like it’s so 🥲🥲

Things that would send 2017 tomdayers straight into a coma:

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Getting high with Tom Holland

Teaching tom how to smoke

Listening to his adorable laughs

Having to reason tom out from ordering food

And failing and getting McDonalds

And 2 pints of ice cream

Laying on the floor starring at the sky laughing

Listening to really nice music together

Feeding each other fries

Cuddling would feel amazing.

Kissing each other to blow the smoke in their mouths

Tom telling you he never realized that you were so beautiful

And you telling tom he looked so cute with red eyes

Tom switching accents and you having to guess it

Tom playing with your hair and it feels a million times better than normal

You and tom trading clothes

Kisses feel tingly on your lips

Making out with Tom and he’s too high to care who hears him

Tom taking off your shirt and playing with your nipple

Tom taking off his shirt

Giving him hickies on his chest

Long and slow sex with you in toms lap

Your hands on the back of neck

Kissing each other while he slowly pushes into you

Falling asleep naked under a soft blanket

#tom holland x you #tom holland x reader #tom holland #tom holland smut #tom holland daddy #tom holland imagine #stoner tom holland #weed imagines #peter parker #pool side with tom holland #peter parker spiderman

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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His plan is fvck around and find out

Tony: I've figured out your plan on how to sneak out and be Spiderman!

Peter: Well that just proves you're an idiot because I don't have a plan!

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Where do they go? Even if they die the body would make it to the ground, right? Or dose the body just disintegrate like mother gothle in Tangled?

Kate: Jumping out of a helicopter just seems so dangerous!

Yelena: Yep. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don’t even make it to the ground.

Kate: Wow!

Y/N: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground? Where do they go?

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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peter: mum! *humming along to the bluey theme song*

tony: *sitting on the couch next to him*

peter: dad! *points at tony*

peter: mr stark what's wrong why are you crying?

#incorrect marvel quotes #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #<3

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[in London]

Tony: [getting into the car] Waterloo, please

Happy: the station?

Tony: Well we’re a bit fucking late for the battle-

#incorrect quotes #incorrectmarvelquotes #mcu marvel avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj

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Howard: I’ve raised a perfectly functional child!

Tony: Do you have another child we don’t know about?

Maria: Anthony-

Tony: Perhaps one that you actually raised?

#incorrect quotes #incorrectmarvelquotes #mcu marvel avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Me too Tom, me too

Tom 🤝 getting distracted at the sight of Zendaya's face

#tom holland #zendaya #tomdaya

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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My usually great googling skills have failed me and I can't find this video help

#zendaya

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Z probably being exhausted as hell after a long day of press plus the world premiere, having to be on for interviewers and fans all day, taking pictures and signing autographs, and then Tom looking out for her as they're leaving the party and basically telling the paps "we're not stopping, we're going straight home"

🥹

#zendaya #tom holland #tomdaya

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mj-jones-parker · 2 months

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Are you going to watch "Madame Web"?

Yes, but I won't be seeing it in theaters, I'm waiting until it's available to stream

#madame web

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mj-jones-parker · 3 months

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