thor: loki. what are you doing
loki: *squinting at thor through a fork* imagining you’re in jail
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marc: sorry, i’m not great with emotion
steven: which emotion?
marc: all of them
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please boost ! <3
hi guys! my old fanfic account (lokiedokiee-fanfic) got purged by reasons only known to this hellsite (unaffectionate) and i lost all my old fics which i'm gutted about:(
this is going to be my new fic account; it's a work in progress but submissions are open! i used to write pretty exclusively for loki but i'm happy to write for any marvel characters (within reason)
if you could reblog this so i can maybe find some of my old followers i'd be super grateful also if anyone has any moonknight fic ideas please send them to me i begg
thank you ! <3
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that’s it that’s the plot
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loki: i’m no sociopath
loki: i always know what i’m doing is wrong
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thanos, tweeting: wtf only half of my friends showed up to my birthday party #fakefriends
thanos: oh yeah lmaooo i forgot
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loki: *kicks the g off a graveyard sign*
loki: let’s get this party started
thor: no-
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loki: i do what i want >:(
thor: i’m calling mother
loki: no wait-
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fans: leave peter parker alone
marvel: okay
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loki: dad why do i turn blue
odin: idk. goodnight.
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peter, to tony: look, i’ll prove how hardcore i am
peter: *punches a wall*
peter: take me to a hospital
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bucky: peter told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. we went out for a few drinks. good guy. wants to be a lawyer
steve: get out
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peter: chillax!
tony: that is not a word
peter: sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most
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i guess i’d better start posting some more funny things
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