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incorrecttmarvell · 2 years
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Jake: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. Jake: Is there a point system or is it to the death?
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adhd-peterparker · 2 years
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Steven: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Peter: Steven, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread* 
Marc: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 
Jake: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful. 
Marc: if you want information it is 
Steven: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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slaymaxuwu · 2 years
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y'know what, glad I wke early so that I could see threadless that is will hail and try and guess what is happening, but yeah sure, will hail is Canon and endgame Mike ends up with Dustin lucas ends up with el and max ilemds up with no one she's ace
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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gay-jewish-bucky · 2 months
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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?
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*Random man speaking shit about Steven*
*Steven looking like a kicked puppy*
Marc: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.
Jake, calmly: it's not necessary amigo.
Marc: why?
Jake, pointing at Y/n: just look.
Y/n standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!
Marc: holy shit.
Jake: yeah. Holy shit.
Steven: mates.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Y/n is choking that man.
Khonshu, from the corner: FINISH HIM LITTLE HUMAN!
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usaigi · 1 year
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sadwetcatmk · 9 months
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I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much
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incorrecttmarvell · 2 years
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marc: sorry, i’m not great with emotion
steven: which emotion?
marc: all of them
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incorrectanything · 2 years
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Jake, being done with everything: It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty.
Jake: All that matters is if the glass contains vodka.
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adhd-peterparker · 2 years
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Peter: I told Steven his ears flush when he lies.
Layla: Why?
Peter: Look.
Peter: Hey Steven! Do you love us?
Steven, covering his ears: No.
Layla: …
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Steven: I think I just figured something out. Really sorry, love, got to run.
Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something? 
Steven: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N: No, pay your bill! Who raised you?
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bitchystxrk3000 · 2 months
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Loki, negotiating with Steve & Bucky
Loki: We have Y/N. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Y/N: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Steve & Bucky:
Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Steve & Bucky, in unison: Y/N STOP
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