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greatbirdfart · 2 months
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It's a different kind of pain when photomath can't understand your hand writting
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greatbirdfart · 2 months
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Tumblr needs a "like coment" feature
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greatbirdfart · 2 months
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Piano is like an oreo: white keys like the white cream are amazing and sound good. The black ones on the other hand are a pain in the ass and sound wrong, just like the cookie.
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greatbirdfart · 3 months
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who forgets how to speak when I have my headphones on
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greatbirdfart · 3 months
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People who were in secret societies like dps, how was it?
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greatbirdfart · 4 months
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I feel like Peter Pittigrew would turn into a rat and bite people's toe nails when they're asleep.
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greatbirdfart · 5 months
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Spotify add: "Tap the banner to learn more"
Tony: *Taps Bruce*
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greatbirdfart · 5 months
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Have you ever forgotten to writte an essay, so you pick up a blank paper, make something up and then pretend you can't understand what you wrote, but then remember that you're suposed to read a printed essay? No? Me neither.
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greatbirdfart · 5 months
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It's 3am in the morning, go to sleep
I think we know each other well enough now that I can tell you a random factoid about myself.
I have a bee allergy.
To clarify, I'm allergic to their venom, I can still eat them.
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