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Create a custom and guaranteed Genuine Nicknames to blow your Lover’s mind!
First Letter of Their First Name
A - Unsettled
B - Muddled
C - Fetching
D - Queasy
E - Persnickety
F - Belligerent
G - Disturbed
H - Alluring
I - Chivalrous
J - Radiant
K - Resplendent
L - Majestic
M - Comely
N - Noble
O - Agitated
P - Topsy-turvy
Q - Sensitive
R - Lethargic
S - Queasy
T - Woozy
U - Miserable
V - Languid
W - Disconcerted
X - Wretched
Y - Voluptuous
Z - Quizzical
First Letter of Their Last Name
A - Bigfoot
B - Loch Ness Monster
C - Chupacabra
D - Mothman
E - Yeti
F - Jersey Devil
G - Cyclops
H - Dover Demon
I - Centaur
J - Minotaur
K - Skunk Ape
L - Unicorn
M - Kraken
N - Flatwoods Monster
O - Mongolian Death Worm
P - Lake Champlain Monster
Q - Pegasus
R - Mothman of Point Pleasant
S - Mermaid
T - Dragon
U - Fresno Nightcrawler
V - Batsquatch
W - Leviathan
X - Fairy
Y - Phoenix
Z - Mothman of Chicago
Genuine Object 001 was discovered when Genuine Researcher 001 was cleaning out the GenuineBluff HQ attic.
During the construction of its elegant glass display case, Genuine Researcher 001 began gazing at the Object. Despite not having paid the requisite fee for an extended gazing session, he sat for hours gazing into its folds and crevices.
While Genuine Researcher 001 was never seen again, he did inspire this years Gift of the Year!
Show you care an appropriate amount this holiday season - give your friends Genuine Object 001 and let them enjoy an eternal gaze.
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Thanks [CONSUMERS], I love you all in a normal and not-at-all parasocial way.
Carcinization - Become the crab you're meant to be
Carcinization is the painless process of shedding the fleshy prison of your human form, and adopting the timeless form of a crab.
The Benefits of Being a Crab
Protective Exoskeleton
Hybrid Lifestyle
Limb Regenration
Do You Believe This Common CRAB Myth?
"PEOPLE EAT CRABS!"
This harmful myth is as false as it is outragous! Eating Crab has been illegal since Hester Crinkletop wrote her 1486 sonnet “To The Crab”. Her words moved lawmakers to pass legislation outlawing the consumption of Crabs.
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CONSUMER, you requested BRAIN GOBLINS. We regret to inform you that there are not any BRIAN GOBLINS on the Genuine Team. To remedy this issue, we have produced the following job advertisement. Please share with any BRAIN GOBLINS in your network.
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Responsibilities
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