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generating-pseudonym · 3 months
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I think just found a correlation between some of my favourite characters
Five Hargreeves
Kaz Brekker
Loki
Traumatised teenage goth boys
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generating-pseudonym · 4 months
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Thoughts on what happens after the Truman Show
He changes his name as soon as he knows that people can change names. Anything to distance himself from the show
At first, reporters and psychologists swarm him at every opportunity but he won't respond. He won't say anything to them. Until years and years later when he tells everyone what it was really like.
He's constantly surprised by things. How small and distant the moon looks. The strange nonchalance of an unscripted conversation. Food from different cultures. How the weather changes gradually instead of just switching on and off.
When he first saw CCTV cameras everywhere, he started to think it was all an elaborate trick until it was explained to him what they were actually for. Even so... sometimes he wonders.
Everyone knows his name which is extremely jarring
He lives with Sylvia and she tries to help integrate him into the real world. It's a difficult journey, but eventually he makes it.
He's astounded by the sheer depth of freedom he has. He can walk down that path he hasn't been down before. He can travel wherever he wants. The whole world is at his fingertips.
He becomes an explorer and tries his best to reach every part of the world. He's still scared of open water, but there's something about the sailing that comforts him, in a way. There's so much open, free space
Truman doesn't watch TV. He tried but it resulted in a very bad panic attack
Panic attacks are not that uncommon
Sometimes he has to check if the people he's talking to have earpieces or not just to reassure himself
He finally gets to go to Fiji!
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generating-pseudonym · 5 months
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10 things I hate about you is such a good film
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generating-pseudonym · 5 months
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Idk why but when I was in Primary School I had a burning hatred for Twinkl
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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Like if you don't ship Lokius
I'm curious if there is actually anyone who doesn't ship them
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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Miss Minutes x He Who Remains/Victor Timely/Other Variants
is absolutely nasty
Marvel why do you do this to us
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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Wtf
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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I just watched the Twilight Saga for the first time
I just binged the Twilight films all in a row. First time watching most of them (ya I know I'm really late but I've read all the books)
And omg
Its so funny to just see the vampires popping each other's limbs and heads off
In the books vampires were like, indestructible. Skin like marble, epic senses, powers, super strength, enhanced speed... the whole shabang.
(That actually reminds me, every time the vampires did the speed run thing I just cracked up. It looks so goofy)
And other vampires were ripping them apart as easily as opening a champagne bottle
Oh and another thing
In the books vampires were described as being like stone. Its so funny in the films because they literally have stone insides? Like when they're turning do they just... like go all medusary and legit just turn into stone??!? If so it must be like granite or something because vampires can kill each other humorously easily
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Battle schars
Edward's sideburns (noo)
Ok Alice's hair was amazing in the first film. So epic. So pixielike yet also somewhat punk. And then she CUT IT NOO
On that note Jasper's hair in the third film. They gave him a glowup for when he would actually have lines. His hair. Was so luscious. Beautiful. Glorious. Vaguely cowboy. AND THEN HE CUT IT
The cgi baby is so unsettling I can't
Why are they all still in school. They could have jobs. Alternatively they could just feed off Carlisle's income
You named my daughter after the loch ness monster??!
Poor Robert Pattinson I feel so bad for him he had to toil through five films of being Edward. No character arc or anything
Are you kidding me. They broke the bed. I wish to never watch this scene ever again
Edward's apparition in New Moon makes me laugh.
Dude no. That's the skin of a disco ball. How is that meant to be scary may I ask?
Jasper's accent changing as the actor was actually told that he was meant to be cowboy when it became relevant
The depression chair scene. Kristen Stewart had to sit there looking all depressed for so long
I... uh... *weird noise* just.... *head shake* don't - like... cold, wet... things
Like it's a simple question
The ketchup bottle I can't
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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My Twilight Headcanons
Because in my humble opinion Twilight has the charisma of plain white bread unless the reader takes creative liberties
Edward always opens the door for people
Edward always likes to tune in to his classmate's daydreams and they get so epic as well. Sometimes he writes them down if they're really good
The landscape of Forks is so different from Arizona and it inspired Bella to start drawing. She always uses pencil as a medium and is a beginner artist so she isn't great but she enjoys it
Alice and Jasper don't go to school. They co-own a Tailor's downtown
Jasper has a horse
Bella really likes rock music, Muse specifically
She also likes to read classical books and avoiding socialising
Bella always doodles in class
She has also whacked an evil vampire with a hot poker (which didn't really do much but oh well) and will do it again
Alice likes to sew in her spare time
Edward is a master of the piano. Jasper knows how to play the fiddle. They may or may not occasionally have duets
Esme designs buildings for fun and Emmett lifts things for fun so those two hobbies go well together. As a result there is a pavilion by the Cullen's house and a hidden room (under a trapdoor hidden by leaves) that they use as a cosy cinema room
Bella usually has either red, blue, or black nail polish on
She also really likes her Doc Martens
Bella is bi
Esme sells crocheted handbags and such online
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generating-pseudonym · 6 months
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Beans
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generating-pseudonym · 7 months
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Do you ever have your favourite song come on on the radio and you're like
YES
THEY CHOSE IT
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generating-pseudonym · 7 months
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Maths homework is the scourge of my happiness
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generating-pseudonym · 7 months
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Ooh it's 50/50
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generating-pseudonym · 7 months
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HAZAAH
It nearly rained today
JUMPER SEASON IS ON THE HORIZON
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generating-pseudonym · 8 months
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Thoughts while reading SP Hell breaks loose
Hehe funny dedication like always
Haha dead men funny 1703 language nice background knowledge this will be fun
Ghastly is such a gentleman aww
Oo portal to hell scary
What is going on
Shut up Ravel no one likes you
Mevolent is blond?
Wait WHY IS VALKYRIE HERE WHAT
WHAAAT
No skulduggery we love you I'll be your friend
What is going on
Ghastly's mum is an absolute g
Wait this isn't supposed to happen
SKULDUGGERY NO he needs a therapist and a hug and a stress ball and a nice blanket VILE GO AWAY NOO
Yes Ghastly. Go out and find love you deserve it
OMG SARACEN AND DEXTER KISSED THEY KISSED YESSSS
What
No
I was like woah this is gonna be a fun lil adventure and then the book fucking stabbed me in the back like Caesar's assassination
I will never recover
You can't make me go through this again. Saracen NOOOO
And Dexter
And Hopeless I barely knew him
I need paracetamol for this book
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generating-pseudonym · 8 months
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You know the thing when you look at a word and the word doesn't word anymore
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generating-pseudonym · 8 months
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"BUTTER PEOPLE"
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