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me after a day's hard work
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going to the casino to collect some wins, buy some chips as well. they sell chips at casinoes. what's on the house? some drinks as well.
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I've seen videos of elfs before... I have kind of an attraction the idea of being an elf... waking up one day with a pointed cap and three inches tall.
One day I will wake up with a pointed cap and three inches tall and walk around with a light gait traipsing through the rose bushes and elf holes.
The greatest danger would be golf courses. A sand trap is an arid desert to an elf. I could get blasted by a nine iron. A ball might fall on me of course but this would be my worry if i turned into an elf one day when I woke up.
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I play with toys too, just like every boy and girl across the planet Earth.
(tis a reference to 'TOYS 2" by pixar!!)
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Children's book ideas:
"If Toilets Turned Into People..."
"Timmy"
"How To Brush Your Teeth"
"The Awesome Book"
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I was in the my living room, more like living corpse! I died and still roam the earth
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"A spoonful of shart to make the medicine go down" my parody of tinkerbell!
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I've always had an ambition of naturally producing a chemical serum from a body part that I can get high off of 24/7. Imagine picking and eating your boogers for a headache.
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I farted a little and the smell kinda made me crave chicken. Same thing when i poop a little.
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Me when I am an apple and someone eats the apple (me):
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I'm a Chernobog fan from way back. Unfortunately, there's no wiki pages for em. Sad day!
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I like dribbling some pee in my underwear a little, it's a refreshing feeling when I pull up my pants and there's a wave of liquid.
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Question for doctors: Do you have any patients that like to play with their balls like a toy, not like in a sexual way? I do this sometimes, just wondering if it's safe?
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I'm a generic guy. When I see a banana bunch, I go for that shit.
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Trying to create a dating profile in 2022 is so challenging! I like to include to all my interests, and my political beliefs. I don't like to include my height, weight, and shoe size.
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Too afraid of my own cock and balls to look down at them with shame and regret. Or in the mirror
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I have "a little spoiled egg". (This is slang terminology for "ear infections". Spread the word.)
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