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Mikey: *Just chilling on the couch eating classic NYC pizza.*
Y/N: *Walks in with a solenm look.* Mikey, we need to talk. There is something I need to confess…
Mikey: *Thinking they are about to break-up.* What is it, babe?
Y/N: I-… I don’t like New York style pizza! I like thin crust!
Mikey: This is… even worse then I expected! How could you do this to us! I loved you, but I can’t accept this abomination!
Y/N: Oh, so you care about the crust style but now what you put ON the pizza? You put mayonnaise and marshmallows on your pizza! If anything, that’s the abomination!
Mikey: *gasp*!
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Mark of a Leader
I just put a crossover fic on Quotev for people to beta read before I post on ao3. It’s called Mark of a Leader and it’s about Rise Leo after the events of the movie, getting stuck in 2012 and teaching 2012 Leo how to be a real leader. I takes place after the Rise movie but during the farm arc in 2012. I have two chapters up to beta read right now, but I’ll also post the first chapter here to see if it’s something anyone would like to read it.
Ok, now here the first chapter! I’m not good at naming stuff, but I’m calling the first chapter “All About Leo”
LEONARDO
Leo stretched with a smile and let’s the warmth of the sun fill him with comfort. It’s been a week since he’s woken up and he’s finally felt good enough to start training again. He’s excited to start moving like normally, to feel like he’s doing something instead of just sitting down as life happens around him. 
“Come on! Let’s get to it!” He shouts to Raph and Casey. “I’m feeling a lot better. Today I’m taking you both down!” He says with a smirk. 
“Ha! In your dreams Leo!” Raph bites back, but of course there is no real venom behind it. Leo likes how Raph doesn’t treat him as if he’s weak and broken just because he was out of commission for a while. 
“Dude, the guy has been down for, like, ever. Cut him some slack. Okay?” Casey whispers. Leo overhears them but he doesn’t let them phase him. He takes a deep breath and positions himself in a fighting stand. 
“Hajime!” Leo shouts, all three jump into action at his words. Leo strike first and goes after Casey, his excitement making him more aggressive and taking the training opportunity to be on the offensive. Casey blocks Leo’s katanas with every strike until Leo knocks him down with a jump-spin kick. Leo turns to go after Raph, but then realizes Raph is already in front of him. Raph jabs his weapon forward but misses, leaving an opening for Leo to attack. However, when he stomps the ground to charge forward he feels a sharp pain in his knee and he falls to the ground. 
“No, no! Not again!” There is a bit of a whine in Leo’s voice as disappointment washes over him. He really did think he was getting better, but the pain in his leg just reinforces his free that he won’t be able to be there for his brothers like he was before.
”Bro!”
”Leo!” 
The two boys run to their leader with worry laced in their voices. They pick him up and try to carry him back to the house, but Leo groans in pain and stop at the front steps. 
“Just put me down here.” They do as told and wait to confirm that he’s alright. “It’s hopeless…”, Leo mumbles. 
“Ah, come on, Leo. You just need to stretch it out!” Rap tries to encourage. 
“You can still spar with us.” Casey reassures. 
“-No!” The harsh tone makes Casey flinch, caught off guard by it. “I mean…”, Leo sighs. “I’ll just hold you back.” He looks down and rubs his knee. “You guys train. I’ll….watch. It’s all I’m good for.” Casey and Raph look at each other and then back to Leo. They both want to say something, though neither really knowing what, so they nod and walk away. 
“Stupid leg, it’s never going to heal….” Leo clenches his teeth. He hates this feeling, the feeling of being useless, worthless. He knows he shouldn’t stress over missing one training session but it’s not just one trading session. It’s been a week since he woke up and he’s missed them all. Heck, he’s been asleep for 3 months and he’s missed all of those sessions too. He needs to train so he can be ready to fight. He’s already lost so much. His father, his home, his city! All he has is his friends and brothers, and he freaks that he’s not sting enough to fight to keep them anymore. 
He sighs and tries to hold back the building emotions from his mental spiraling. He want to pray to something, ask for a sign to show his that things will get better or a miracle that will help him become strong again for the people he want to protect, but he doesn’t believe in a higher power. 
Leo’s thoughts are interrupted by loud noises coming from the barn. Leo stand up with his cane with intention of investigating, but before he can take a step there is a blast of light and something is shot out of the barn. Leo hurriedly hobbles closer, but upon getting a better view he sees that the thing that came flying out of the barn was something he never expected. A new turtle. 
APRIL
“Um, Donnie, is this thing safe?” April asks, eyeing the mechanic crown Donnie placed on her head. 
“Absolutely!” Donnie smiles while clicking two battery clips before connecting them to his newly made tech. “Now let me adjust the straps and plug this baby in!” As lights flicker and sparks fly, April flinches when he turns it on, scared that the electricity would dry her brain. She gasp as the fuse flickers off and on and Donnie looks a little embarrassed for a moment.
“Whoa, April! Check you out!” Mikey says walking into the barn. “Is that a tiara? I love tiaras!” 
“It’s not a tiara. It’s a psychic neurotransmitter.” Donnie admits frustratedly. 
“Whoa. That was my second guess.” 
“Donnie salvaged it from the Kraang ship. He’s going to use it to test my psychic powers.” April say as Donnie adjust the power level. 
“Cool!”
“Okay, starting….now”, the machine make a loud repeating thump before stabilizing into a soft buzz. “You feel anything?” Donnie asks. 
April sits for a moment trying to sense for something. “Hmm…mmm. Nope.”
Donnie turns a nob and listen for the change in output sound before hitting it. “Okay. How about now?” 
April closes her eyes and and hears sparks, then a tickle in the back of her brain. “Oh! That tingles.” Satisfied with her answer, Donnie continues with the test.
“Okay, April. Now focus on the card. Close your eyes and tell me what you see.” As April lets go of a breath and clears her head, Mikey leans over Donnie’s shoulder to see the picture in the card. 
“I see….A sword!” Mikey winces at her failure. 
“Ooh, so close. It’s a—“ 
“-Shh! You’ll spoil the test.” Donnie send Mikey a glare and then turns to April with a new card in hand. “Try again.” April takes another breath, the feeling in her brain becoming a little more than just a tickle. 
“I’m gonna say it!” Mikey whisper shouts.
”Don’t! You’ll ruin the test!” Donnie warns, sending him another look. All their talking and bickering is giving April a headache, more than it usually does. 
“Is it a color? Like blue…or orange?” She guess, but the visions in her head are blurry. 
“No-“
”-Mikey!” 
“What! I’m just trying to help!” 
“Well stop. Being. Annoying.” Donnie’s tone makes Mikey step back, covering his mouth and giving April and Donnie a thumbs up. Donnie turns the machines power up by one notch and continues with the test, pulling out a different card. “Okay, this one should be easy.” Donnie chuckles and holds back a smile. Mikey leans over his shoulder again and sees that the card has a picture of Donnie’s face taped to it. 
“It’s…” April tries to focus and push through the mild pain of her headache. “A turtle?” She asks, losing confidence in her answers. 
“I’m mean, not exactly but close enough.” Donnie states. 
“I don’t get it! These images feel right, why am I getting them wrong?” 
“Maybe it just needs more juice! She got closer to being right when you turned your thingy up!” Mikey suggests, but he doesn’t wait for Donnie to respond before reaching over to turn the machine’s nob up by 10 notches. Electricity dances around Aprils head and she screams, her eyes now open and emitting a bright light. 
“April!” Donnie attempts to take the tech off of her, but her powers surge and a force pushes both Mikey and Donnie to the walls of the barn. April heaves and tries to fight through the pain, but she can’t help but let a few tears fall as the sensation of needles digging into her brain pushes her to her limit. 
When the power surge stops, all three pant and gasp for air when the pressure on their bodies releases. 
“Mikey! What is wrong with you!” Donnie shouts.
”I didn’t mean to do that! I thought it would help!”
”Stop helping and get out!” Donnie starts to push Mikey toward the door, but stops when he hears April start to panic. 
“D-Donnie! Donnie I can see anything, why can’t I see anything?!” 
“Don’t worry! I can fix this-“ Donnie’s hands were stopped from touching the tech when April grabbed his arm. 
“Wait! I see something! I-It’s not the barn though. Where is this?” Aprils says more to herself than to the two mutants. 
“April, what do you see?” Donnie asks, gently grabbing hold of her hands to ground her. 
“I-….I think it’s the lair? No, it’s different.” April feels a little nauseous, and a little scared about seeing something so vividly but that’s not actually in front of her. Mikey rubs her back, trying to comfort her after noticing that she doesn’t look so good, but April flinches at the sudden contact. “I see a turtle, I think it’s Leo but it’s doesn’t look like him. It has his mask but he looks slimmer and has red stuff on his face.” The turtles stomachs sink. 
“Is is blood?” Mikey asks worriedly. 
“No, it doesn’t look like blood. Maybe red marker?” April squeezes Donnie’s hands as she tries to look down at her own, but what she sees is someone else’s. “Oh my god!” She shouts in surprise. 
“What! What is it?” Donnie asks, squeezing her hands back. 
“I-I think I’m looking through somebody else’s eyes, and I think it’s a mutant turtle like you! When I saw my hands, they look like yours!” 
“Whoa! Does that mean there are other mutant turtle like us out there?” Mikey asks excitedly.
“No, I think your seeing into an alternate reality. Your seeing a Leo, but not our Leo. Like when we saw through a couple of those Kraang portals and saw a different April.” Donnie says as he goes to take the machine off her head, but once again she stops him. 
“Wait! I want to see more!” April smiles. “If you got to see an alternate version of me it’s only fair if I get to see an alternate versions of you.” Donnie blushes when she admits she want to see him, even if it’s a different version of him.
“Yeah, April! What else do you see?” Mikey encourages.
”I’m talking with Leo, but I can’t hear what he’s saying. Maybe trying to teach me sword fighting? He has his katanas out and he’s making a lot of hand gesture towards himself.” 
“Can you see anyone else? Do you see me?” 
“No it’s just Leo and whoever I am. Heck, I might be you, Mikey.” April laughs, watching Leo do a demonstration of his weapon. “Whoa! I wish you two could see this! Leo just did magic!” 
“Really?! Our Leo doesn’t even like magic! He said my card tricks were stupid!” Mikey pouts, wishing he could see for himself. 
“It’s not that kind of-….” Aprils stops herself mid-sentence. “Wait, now I’m doing it too! I’m making this orange light with my hands!” April says excited, her hands starting to shake and mimic the person who’s eyes she’s looking through. She wants to say more and describe what’s happening to Mikey, but she stays silent as she watches to see what happens. She watches as Leo laughs and seemingly encourages her to continue. Her hands start to shake more violently and her circle of light starts to flicker. Leo grabs ahold of her hands and she squeezes Donnie’s hands again as she sees her hands do with Leo. Her light and Leo’s slowly inch closer to each other until the merge into even.
”Donnie something it happening!” April hears Mikey say worriedly. 
“April, what are you doing?” Donnie asks. 
“It’s not me, or at least I don’t think so. It’s them!” 
“That it! I’m sorry, April, but I’m taking this off.” April doesn’t stop him this time, willingly allowing her eyes to see her reality again. She is surprised once again see the lights again now in her own world. A swirl of blue and gold float in the doorway of the barn, curiosity beckoning April closer to the pulsating light. However, before she can walk toward it she hears a loud thud and the light dissipate. In it’s place, well more like a few feet away, is the same turtle she saw in her vision. It’s Leo. 
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Turtle Forever 2?
I know this account hasn’t posted anything in years, but I’m the only one I know who like TMNT and I need to talk about it and get some input for a fan fiction I want to write. Ever since I watched the TMNT Turtles Forever crossover movie, I have been trying to write a Turtles Forever sequel fic where 1987, 2003, 2012, and 2018 TMNT all fight in the Battle Nexus. This is where I need a little help. I can’t decide whether is should be set in the Rise universe with Big Mama running the Battle Nexus or the 2003 Battle Nexus. 
On one hand, if it’s in the Rise universe then Big Mama is in charge. I would prefer if Big Mama was in charge because then all the turtle would have something to worry about. She’s the type to make a deal with the winning group of turtles, as in they get to go back home while the others stay and fight in her Battle Nexus. She would have three copies of her champion from Battle Nexus New York, and since she is the one that brought them to her world she would be the only one to put them back. This situation would put a lot of pressure on the turtles to win and would force them to see the other versions of themselves as enemies. If they see each other as enemies then it would be harder to work together to get all of them back to their own world, it would be especially hard to work with the Rise turtles because their existence is the reason why the others were there  fighting in the first place, which is difficult because they would also be the only one to be able to send the other turtles back to their own worlds other than Big Mama. My problem with this is how all the turtles get there. Saying “Big Mama has a mystic device that can bring them there” seems lame because she would have no need to focus on the turtles, she doesn’t really have a need for revenge from them so her motive would be because of more people coming in to see the fighting. 
One the other hand, the 2003 Battle Nexus is called that because it takes place in an actual Nexus. It a place between worlds and dimensions so it would make more sense for how they would be stuck in another world in the first place. During the actual fighting I planned on putting all of the different turtles into different fighting games and being in an actual Nexus between world would allow the games to be a lot more creative and not bound by the rules of one universe. However, I haven’t watched all of the 2003. I saw a few episodes, specifically where they sneak off and find Master Splinter at the Battle Nexus. Idk what Leo and the Daimyo’s son’s beef is, but he was sucked up into a rip in space so I can’t just be like “oh the new daimyo has beef with them so he takes all the turtles and forces them to fight” like with the Big Mama scenario, unless I say he comes back to kill his dad again and become the Daimyo but I honestly think he’s dead, so it has to be the original Daimyo. The thing is with that though is that the original Daimyo likes the turtles so he wouldn’t force them to come. If they were all just invited then they’d just fight each other like the rules of the tournament, all friendly like, so there would be no drama. Sure, I could write that there is a conspiracy like how it when before during the Battle Nexus episodes but then there would be no need for the other turtles. I could really stretch it and say there is a completely new Daimyo who either want revenge for the last heir or is such a huge fan that they kidnap a bunch of the turtle to make them fight, Collector from the ow house style were it’s some kid with too much power playing with them, but I’d just prefer not to stretch the lore too much. If it’s a good idea I’ll do it, but I doubt it is. I could just set it before the whole battle Nexus events but once again there would be no need for the other turtles if there is no beef, also I want the 2003 turtles to have meet the other turtles.
Ok so that’s the pros and cons of those ideas. Sorry if this is hard to understand, I kind of just wrote down all the junk I was thinking in the moment so my thought might see all over the place. I know I’m not a popular creator or anything, and not a lot of people care about TMNT crossovers, but whether you plan on reading my work in the future or not, the input would still be helpful. I like writing fan fiction and I plan on making this fic the first fic I post on ao3, my account has the same name as my tumblr. I’ll have more things I’ll need advice about like the winners of games and fights so if you actually interested in this fic follow my account. Ok, thank you! Bye!
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Leo: If you hit a nazi then your no better then that nazi.
Raph: I don’t need to be better then them, they need to be dead!
Donnie: “No better then a nazi”? Hitting someone and committing mass genocide against minorities are vastly different.
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I cannot explain why I love this, but got me all giggly and shit. Like stfu and stop being cute!
hi tumblr people, twitter seemed to love this so you can have it too, here you go
the future man (animated specifically for Andy and True)
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1000 likes! Thank you guys so much! A couple hundred more and I’ll have an army!!!😈
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Kink Headcanon
WARNING: This is obviously smutty, don't like don't read.
Ship: TMNT Boys (Bayverse) x Reader
Reader Pronouns: She/Her
Request from @ceciliawastaken: I need headcannons for each of the turtles kinks!
Leonardo:
I think that most of Leo's kinks stem from his ninja training, so most of them seem a little creepy.
One of the things he's really into is voyeurism. It starts out as him just checking in on you after his night patrol, but he finds that he can't pull his eyes away when he catches you doing very intimate things. He catches you bathing or changing clothes and he see's your body and he realizes that he's the only one who gets to see you like this. He sees what other's don't, the way you look and act when you think no one is watching, it is purely exclusive to him. He knows it's creepy, so at first when he notices that he likes watching you a little too much he just buries that feeling deep down and rationalizes that he's only there to protect you. After all, it would be awful if he left you alone when you were in such a beautifully vulnerable state and someone comes rushing in to rob or hurt you, it's necessary for him to be there! Later though he feel better about it when he finds that you leave things for him on your window sill like notes or snacks. He takes that as a sign that you know he's there and that you like it. It can't be creepy if it's consensual.
Another thing he likes is cock warming. He likes it mainly as a kink but he thinks about it as training. For dear god of course he wants to move and fuck you, but it's a battle of self-control. How long can he take it before the urge to hold you still in place by your hips and ram his cock into you and make you his personal flesh-light, to drill so deep inside you and pump you so full of cum that you’d be stuffed like a cream puff. It turns him just a bit feral, but whether he's able to hold back or not, it’s still satisfying to do.
There is another kink that he has that has a lot to do with self control is orgasm control. He wants you to edge him and tell him when, where, and how to cum. Not to say that he can't be dominant or doesn't like being dominant during sex or in your relationship, but he likes it when your in control. For someone who in charge of a team that has saved the world and keeps the city safe all the time, he likes it when he can let go and have someone take care of him for a while.
Raphael:
Raph is unapologetically animalistic and all of his kinks make that fact very obvious. What he realizes very early in your relationship is that you like that part about him. If you wanted a normal human relationship with cute domestic moments then you would have just dated a human, and if you wanted a gentle giant then you probably would have been more attracted to one of his brothers rather than the most aggressive turtle on the team. Not to say he's constantly mean to you, but he knows you're not as fragile as you seem. So he's not scared to show you what he likes when you tell him you're ready for him.
His main kink is breeding, he loves holding you down and fucking your from behind. There is just something so satisfying about reaching the deepest part of you and cumming, it feels like he claimed you as his mate and you belong to only him. This is due to being a little bit of territorial. As a turtle he is territorial in nature, but he is more territorial than his brothers. This not just when it comes to you but everything he knows is his. It's the animal nature of his that finds it so pleasing that no one else can have you and that you're stuck with him. He knows that he can't really get you pregnant because biological it just wouldn’t work and he doesn't really want kids anyway, but likes the thought of you being stuck with him for the rest of your life. It’s kinda toxic but that just makes it more appealing. At the end of the day, he wants to see his cum streaming out of your cunt, your face is flushed red and you looked fucked out of your mind, it reminds him that you don't want to leave him, and if you did you can't, you're too addicted to him.
Raph has mild dacryphilia, he likes it when you cry. He's not particularly a sadist, like he doesn't like to see you upset. But when you become overwhelmed he just think you look so pretty, and when you cry on his dick then it’s just the prettiest things he's ever seen. He wants to see you cry and gag while trying to deep throat his cock, he wants to wipe them away and help you out with the fruitless task.
He is also praise/degradation. He wants you to look for validation from him, but he also look for it from you. When you degrade him it motivates him to do better. When you praise him it feels so warm and good that it gets him hard. He becomes so needy for it that it almost seems cute. You praise/degrade him in and out of the bedroom, and when you do he acts like a puppy begging for a treat, he's all over you craving more.
Donatello:
I often write Donnie as either a dom or a sub because I honestly see him as a switch, but for request sake I will be talking about dom Donnie because I think dom Donnie is really kinky. I imagine him like a sadistic mad scientist.
Not surprisingly, one of the things he's into is using sex toys. This is because he would make his own sex toys and he finds pleasure in making something creative to make you feel good. He could just attach several different sex toys to you and just watch as you squirm and moan and cum over and over again, he finds it entertaining.
He's also a exhibitionist/voyeur, he want to praise and degrade you in front of a mirror as you watch yourself get fucked by him, but he also wants to watch you you through a security camera as you walk around in public with a tentacle shaped vibrator inside you. He knows he can't be seen by people, but he really wants others to know what he can do to you, how crazy he makes you. He want you to know too, to know exactly who's in control and for you to know how cute you looked while being pleasured by him.
Donnie also likes orgasm control, but not in the same way as his brother. For one thing, he wants to be in control of yours, not the other way around. Two, he'll edge you for a while and then when he's ready he'll let you cum, but then he doesn't let you stop, he'll force you to keep going until you beg him to stop and even then he might consider saying no. This is why sex with him take hours and it leaves you shaking and out of breath.
Michelangelo:
Mikey is mild compared to his brothers, but he is curious, and through his curiosity he's found a few things he really likes doing with you.
The first thing he found that he likes is bondage. He likes how much you squirm and move, you can't stop him from doing whatever he want to you, and since he's the curious type it's a lot of him being handsy and exploring your body and watching your reactions. He also likes when you tie him up to, specifically with hit own bandana or even his nunchucks. He likes how nervous he feels and exciting it is for you to be in control and him to feel so helpless to your mercy. You could anything to him and he couldn't stop you, you could whole-ass handcuff him and constrict his cock with his own bandana and force him watch you eat his last slice of pizza while you're half naked and he couldn't do anything against it.
Another thing is that he’s kind of into bringing food into the bedroom. Honey and whip cream are his favorite. He wants to put honey on you and lick you up and down like a lollipop. He thinks the sweetness makes the whole experience that much better, but he understands that it can get sticky and messy so he’ll understand if you say no, but he’ll keep asking for it anyway.
This isn't really a kink but something he just really likes doing. He loves performing cunnilingus, he loves it most when you're sitting on his face and ride his tongue. You taste so good and the feeling of your pussy clamping down on his tongue is so fun. He wants to be trapped and suffocated you your thighs as you hump his face, he loves when your rough with him just to chase your own high. He especially loves the end of it when you cum and his whole face is covered by your arousal and is drip from down his face.
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My Scary Valentine
WARNING: Mentions of seizures, fluff, little bit of angst, lots of smut, polyamorous relationship, fingering, cunnilingus, jealousy. Don't like it don't read it. This isn't coming out no where near Valentines day and it wasn't part of the request, but I thought setting it during Valentines day.
Ship: Bayverse (2014/2016) boys x Chubby!Autistic!Reader
Pronouns: She/Her
Request from @ceciliawastaken : Hey! Do you think you can write a chubby reader x the bayverse tmnt, maybe the reader has autism, I have autism btw, and I also have tics or seizures because of it, so I wanna know what the four would do if they caught the reader mid seizure, if that’s ok with you of course, I don’t want you uncomfortable. Maybe a girl reader and the reader is chubby and autistic at the same time. Do you think they can calm her down after, like have sex with her after her seizure 😩✋🏽I was thinking maybe it’s a poly relationship, were all of the turtles are dating the reader at the same time, the turtles aren’t dating each other though!
A/n: I know there is a bunch of things that might seem unnecessary, but they were requested to be put after the original request was asked.To anyone that doesn't like the fic, fuck you it wasn't made for you, I've been working on this for over 2 weeks and I put in as many requirments that were asked of me that I could and I think it came out great! Also, if it seems a little messy, it's because I didn't edit it before posting, I've been reading and reading only this for 2 weeks, I'm done.
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       February is such a romantic time of the year, it's chilly enough to want to cuddle with someone but not too freezing that one can still go out and have fun. That's why it's perfect that Valentine's day, a celebration of romance, is in February! It's been a year since you made your relationship with your four boyfriends official. It was a long complected process, but at the end of it, you were able to create a functioning and caring relationship with four boys. It was hard at first, with all the insecurity and jealousy floating amongst you all, but there was nothing a little of communication couldn't fix. That's why Valentines day is so important, while with usual dates throughout the year are one on ones set up on different days of the week, Valentines day is the one day of the year where your partners come together to make the day special for you. It's a little awkward for them since they are all brothers and helping each other plan dates all for the same girl wasn't something they really enjoyed, but it had to be done since they all want to celebrate with you. The day was seperated into four different dates, one dated planned for each of your boys and each date would be two and a half hours.
Your first date is Leo, he planned something simple, he wanted to show off his cooking skills and make you a homemade meal. He planned to pick you up at your house after you got home from work, but he was so excited for what he planned for the date that he just ambushes you on your way to the subway and takes you back to the lair. Although his intentions were sweet, you reprimand him and tell him not to scare you like that again.
"I'm sorry, Love. Let me make it up to you with this!" He then shows you the food he made, he spent hours working on a three course meal. Being a ninja, he found a lot of inspiration from Japan, so each dish was an authentic Japanese dish. The first dish was miso soup. It is actually really good, it has a gentle flavor that warms your cheeks. "Wow, Leo! This is great! How come you've never made this for me before?"He beams as you complement his hard work. "Well, this is actually the first time I've ever made it. I'm so happy you like it!" You giggle when you see him smile, he seems more excitable than usual. Next is the main course, nigiri and temaki sushi. You are surprised that he could make such small food with such big hands and it still come out looking so well put together. I taste fine at first, but as you chew you can tell that something was wrong with it. While the soup tasted great, this is the complete opposite. It had such a bold sour flavor and the rice stuck to the roof of your mouth making it hard to swallow. You tried your best to conceal your disgust because you knew how much care he put into the food, but you just knew that this was going to come back up later. "Oh- wow. This is so good, Leo." You say while holding your stomach. "It's so good, but I think I'm full now." "Really? That's too bad because I made dessert too." His expression dims and while it hurt your heart to see him disappointed, it hurt you insides more to continue. While the meal doesn't continue according to plan, the date is saved by conversation about each other's day and just generally enjoying the other's presence. When the date was over, you kiss him sweetly to show your appreciation. Although you couldn't eat everything, you know he put a lot of effort in this and you love him for it.
Your next date is with Mikey. He is a fun loving guy, but sometime what seems really fun to him is kind of gross to everyone else. His great date idea is to go swimming in the sewers. Of course he didn't expect you to go swimming in the gray water of New York, he had found a spot where the water has just come from being filtered but has not yet reached the homes of the city people so it was clean, but the main problem for you is that it is still the sewer that is filled with bugs, rats, and other creatures you'd rather stay away from. However, not wanting to ruin the cute date he planned, you reluctantly let him take you swimming.
Mikey gushes over your swim suit, a two piece with high-waist bottoms, it has a light green base with white flowers printed all over. It isn't tight, but it hugs your body in all the right places that Mikey can't help but be handsy and touch all your curves. You smile when you see his swim trunks, neon orange with pizza slices in the shape of lightning bolts. though his swim suit is cute, you can't get rid of your nerves. You try your best not to tic and show him that you really didn't want to go swimming with him, but with the repression plus Leo's bad cooking, you feel like the pressure building up and you want to throw up. "Are You ready?" He asks excitedly. You take a deep breath and hold onto his hand. "...Yes, I think so."
Mikey then pulls you into a tight hug and jumps into the water, The water rushes through the sewers like a water slider, you ride down it on top of your boyfriend as he lies on his back until you two each the bottom with a small pool of clear water, at the end of the pool is spilling water. You hold each other as you two splash into the pool and you both gasp for air and laugh after resurfacing from beneath the water.
You are happy to see clean water, not that you thought he'd take you somewhere gross, but the thought of not being able to see the bottom scares you. The two of you swim and splash in the water, it is fun to be with him. You even have a competition to see who could hold their breath longer, obviously Mikey win due to his amphibious advantage.
Some time later, Mikey get tired and finds that watching you is more enjoyable then doing his own thing. He watches as you swim from one end of the pool to the other. When you notice this, you giggle and swim towards him. "What are you doing? I thought we were swimming?" You ask. When you get close, he instinctively pulls you in close and you wrap your arms around his neck. "I was, but I just wanted to take a moment to admire my hot girlfriend." His comment make you laugh more. Seeing how cute you are, he can't help but reach down to grab your ass, giving it a small squeeze. "Really? That's what you want to do?" You ask, raising a brow. "It is Valentine's Day after all, why not?" He pulls you into a kiss, you feel his smile on your lips and you blush. When you let his lips go you smile at him and scratch his shell in the way he loves so much. "You're right, it is Valentine's day." You pull him closer, seemingly to kiss him again, but then you push him away and giggle as you swim away."But I'm not fucking you in the sewers, that's gross." He grabs his chest likes he's been hit with an arrow to the heart and sighs, making you laugh more. "You really thought, didn't you?" Your giggling echos throughout the sewer. "Yeah, I did. It was worth a shot though." He says disappointed, but his smile never disappearing.
You two continue to swim, but soon his date time is up and he takes you back to the lair where you met up with Donnie, who is next to take you on a date.
After your date with Mikey, you take a quick shower in the lair bathroom and then head to Donnie's lab. There you are greeted with a bright smile. "Hello, Dove! Did you have fun with Mikey?" He asks. "Yeah, I-" You instinctively cover you face and sneeze. "It probably wasn't a good idea to go swimming in February." Donnie laughs and places a hand on your back. "Well, let me help you warm up."
He leads you to his bedroom where a nest of pillows and blankets were lied out "I had a lot of ideas for our date, but then I couldn't pick which one was to do so I ended up copying Raph and set up a movie night." You gasp and playfully push him. "Donnie! I didn't go on his date yet! I thought it was a surprise!" "Sorry, I thought we agreed he'd go first. There was so much arguing that I lost track on the order we agreed on." He rubs his neck bashfully and apologizes. "Actually, Leo went first." You say, sitting on Donnie's bed. You remembered the food Leo gave you and it makes you tic. Donnie places a gentle hand on your shoulder and pulls you closer to kiss your head. This is his go-to way to calm you down when he sees you tic. "No matter who went first, I hope you like my date the best. I made sure the atmosphere was nice and comfy. I hope you like the movie I picked." On his laptop he pulls up a window and a movie starts to play. Donnie sits on his bed with his legs spread and you sit in the space between.
As you watched the movie, you can see why he chose it. It was a scifi which is his favorite fictional genre and had a romance between a human and an alien. You appreciated that he tried to stay on the romantic theme to match the occasion. Throughout watching the film, you notice that Donnie hasn't stopped touching you. He has kept one arm wrapped around your waist while the other has been roaming your body, mainly rubbing up and down your arm or leg. "Uh, Donnie?" You would've looked up to talk to him, but he has rested his chin on your head so you stay still. "Mhm?" His response is absentminded. "You keep touching me." "Oh, sorry. Is it distracting?" He asks, his attention now on you. "No it's not that, but I just feel like you're try to tell me something by doing it." "No, I just like touching you." He leans his head down and nuzzles his snout into the crook of you next. You giggle, it seems all the brothers were the same when it came to being handsy with you. Donnie kisses your neck and you laugh at the tickling sensation. "You don't mind, do you?" He asks. His thumbs rub circles into the joints of your hips. "No, I don't mind." You pull his face close and give him a soft kiss on the cheek. "Are you sure? I'll stop if you want." Donnie warns as he spreads you legs and starts to massage your inner thigh. You put your hand on his and guide him further towards the spot begging for his attention. "I'm sure."
Donnie starts to sensually massage your clothed folds. You reach your arms up and wrap your arms around his neck. He's cold, but you keep him warm with your back presses firmly against his plastron. He slips his hands past the hemline of your bottoms and down into your panties, you flinch at the contact of his cold scaly hands on your clit. You let small soft moans spill from your lips as he rubs circles around your clit. One of his large fingers teases your entrance, only allowing the tip to push in and collect the arousal that was forming. "D-Donnie~" You moan his name when he pushes further in, his fingers are so thick compared to a normal humans, it spreads you apart from the inside. "You're so nice and warm, Dove. This is why I love touching you so much, your so warm and soft, I just can't get enough of you." You bite your lip and you hold onto him tighter as he slowly pumps his finger in and out of you, his thumb still circling your clit. Your walls clamp down around him and he chuckles at the feeling. "You're so cute and so easy to play with, every touch of my fingers bring out the most adorable reactions from you." His fingers start to move faster and you cover your mouth with your hand trying to silence the high pitch whimpers of your voice. With his free hand Donnie pulls your hand away from your face and kisses your wrist. "Don't do that, I want to hear you." His voice is soft and sweet, but it feels stern when it hits your ears and sends a shiver up your spine. Your warm walls clench down tighter around his finger and he smiles. He places your hand around his neck once more and then pulls you in closer by your waist. He pushes another of his fingers in and he starts to pump into you a little faster. You don't try to cover your mouth again though and instead let the moans fall freely out of you. Donnie softly kisses the shell of your ear and whispers, "Good girl."
Donnie starts to pump even fast, and with two of his large fingers now stretching you out, you lets a few tear cascade down you cheeks. "Donnie! I'm really close!" Donnie kisses behind your ear and trails down your neck and onto your shoulder. He holds you close and continues to pleasure you as you squirm and ride through your orgasm, soaking his hand with your arousal. When your finish you are left breathless but satisfied. You relax against his plastron and smile up at him. "Happy Valentine's Day, Dove. I hope you enjoyed our time together, because the movie is over and if I don't get you to Raph soon he's going to tear me a new one." Donnie tries to move, but you stop him. "W-wait, wait, wait. Give me-.... give me a couple minutes to just....." Donnie smiles, he's happy that he has brought you to such a state of ecstasy, the sight of you is just so beautiful. "Okay, five more minutes."
After you recuperate from your date with Donnie, you are sent on your way to your next date. You find Raph in his room, you heard that he had set up a movie date like Donnie, but instead of a laptop you see that he has found an old busted up projector and pinned a large water tarp to the ceiling as a screen. You see him messing with the projector trying to get it to work but with minimal success. You laugh which gets his attention. "Do you find my struggle funny?" He asks, his tone is not angry but more playfully embarrassed. You walk up to him and give him a big hug, still giggling. "Maybe a little. Let me help, okay? I know they can be hard to work with but having smaller fingers can help." You go to fix the projector and it works immediately. You look to Raph and you notice that his expression seems strange, it's softer. As he looks down at you there is a soft smile and you can't quite tell what he's thinking. "What are you thinking?" You ask, turning around to hug him. You see him blush and pull you in closer. "I'm just, y'know, thinking about different things." You giggle at his shy reaction. "Oh yeah? You want to elaborate on that?" He shakes his head and laughs with you. "No, let me just show you the movie." You continue to laugh and embarrass him more as the two of you sit down to watch the movie.
"What are we watching?" You settle down with Raph and he pulls you into a surprisingly tight hug. "So uhm, do you remember that one movie last Halloween where I wanted to show you that one movie but-" "No! No, no, no! I know what movie you're talking about and I'm don't want to!" You try to get up and run away, but Raph's grip on you was too strong. "Babe, please. I know you'll love it you just have to see. In the end it's super romantic!-" "Raphael! I am not watching the movie about the little creature stealing teeth in the middle of the night! I can't do it! You know I can't watch horror movies, I tic like crazy!" You struggle and squirm to get out of his grip but to no avail, what's worse is that it's so effortless to him. "Goddammit! Why are you so strong?" Raph laughs and you feel the vibration of in through his plastron. "Are you really asking me that?" You looks down at you with a charming smile. "Yeah, I already know and it's hot as fuck...." "Really? You think I'm hot?" "Raph this is not the point! I don't want to watch this movie!" You face is red and flustered, the stress of it all makes you tic and small high-pitched puppy like whimpers are ripped from your mouth as you twist your neck to look left repeatedly, it's a very painful and annoyingly cute tic. Raph while still holding you tight, rubs the sides of your arms to calm you down. He's not the best at calming people down, but he tries.
As the movie plays you see the romantic sub-plot and the relationship looks a lot like you and Raph, but you can't get over the cryptic looking fairy creatures stealing the main character's teeth in the middle of the night. "R-Raph, I c-can't do this....." Over some time your tics start to slow down and have pauses in between each once. Raph thinks that means you're calming down and starting to enjoy the movie, but unfortunately that judgement was wrong.
You feel your body be shot with electricity. Your body starts to stiffen and you hold onto Raph tightly, digging your nails into him almost breaking skin. "Ow...Babe? Are you ok?" You don't respond, you can't. Your body shakes and you feel as if trapped, like your body was merely a prison for your mind. "Babe, oh god. Are you-? Okay yeah, you're having one of those seizure things. Oh god!" Out of panic he lets go of his tight grip on you. For a second he thinks that he should carry you to Donnie, but the thought of hurting you because he miss-handled you freaks him out, so he leaves you lying on the floor in front of his bed were the two of you were sitting. "Thank you, Raph. Very gentleman-like" Is what you think before he runs out of the room.
Five second later he comes back to place a pillow under your head. "Please be okay! I got to go!" He then run out of the room again. "Ok, that's better."
A few minutes pass and you return to normal, well, aside from being a little unstable, but nothing a couple minutes of calming down couldn't fix. "Wow, I can't fucking believe he just left me here! Raph, you idiot...." You take a few deep breathes as you pout and wait for your red banded boyfriend to come back. You pick up the pillow he left for you so your wouldn't be hurt and sigh into it with a hug "Idiot...."
Soon enough Mikey and Donnie come rushing in, but noticeably Raph and Leo are absent. "Oh my god, Baby! Are you okay? Mikey rushes to you about to embrace you in a hug, but he stops himself and backs away. You're confused until Donnie steps up. With a sweet but concerned expression he approaches and takes you hand gently. "Please take this and squeeze." He places a marble the size of your palm in your hand. You do as you're told squeeze onto the marble. Donnie brings up a hologram that appears from his wrist. You see that it's vitals, presumably yours. Your expression deadpans and you drop the marble. "You know, you could just ask me how I am. This isn't the first time I've had a seizure and I've told you guys about it before." "We know, it's just that we we're worried." Donnie says, picking up the marble from the floor. "You don't have to be, I'm fine!" Mikey smiles with tears streaming from his face and pulls you into a hug. "I was so scared that you were going to die!" He holds you tight and sobs. You smile and pet his shell to reassure him. "I'm fine, Mikey-" You suddenly hear yelling in the other room and your smile falls. "Where is Raph and Leo? Is that them out there?" You look to Donnie for answers but he just looks away, Mikey let's you go and does the same to avoid you gaze, they both know how you feel about fighting amongst themselves and they didn;t want to confirm your suspicions. You get up and walk past them to leave the room and the two don't stop you.
You walk into the open space of the lair to see Raph and Leo fighting once again. You thought they had stopped this when you guys started dating but it obviously hasn't. "How could you let this happen? We go a year and she has never once had a seizure with us, she has been safe and secure for so long, but the moment she is left alone with you it happens! Did you do this on purpose? You know how much she tics when she watches horror movie-" "I would never put her in harms way on-" "But the thing is, Raph, is that you did! She got hurt because of you! All of this is-" You watch them fight, but you can't let it go on. "Stop! Please stop fighting!" You run in a step in between them to show them your fine. They stand in shock for a second before the chaos break again. "Babe, I'm sorry! I never meant to-" Raph tries apologize but before he can finish you find Leo's arms snake around you and pick you up. He then carries you away and rushes out of the lair.
You hold onto Leo with your eyes closed and face towards his plastron as he rushes away, he can feel his breath is heavy and wavered. When he stops and breathes, you see that your on a roof building somewhere in the city. He loosens up as he calms down, when you try to escape his hold he doesn't let you. "I was scared.....for you." You look up at him, and see a few tears threatening to fall. "I read up on seizure when you told me you told me you got them and I read all about people dying and-.....I was scared you'd get hurt. When it finally happen I thought I was going to lose you." Leo puts your feet on the ground but doesn't let you go, he still holds on tight but shakey. You smile softly and reach for his face, forcing him to look at you. "You got anxious? That's okay, my love! I know you love but you have to remember that you love them too, they're your brothers,  so you can't get mad at them when things happen." Leo doesn't say anything, he just let's you continue to comfort him. "I've dealt with seizure for many years before I met any of you and I will deal with them for many years into the future, at some point you guys were going to see me have one, so it's not Raph's fault and I know you know that."
Leo kneels down on the ground so that you are taller than him and you continue to hug him and lovingly pet his shell. He's still for a moment, but then he smells something. He pushes you away to smell the air and he doesn't find it. He sniffs you and smells something strange. He continues to sniff almost like a dog and pushes you to the ground. You laugh at first but then his snout travels further down your body and you start to get nervous if not a little embarrass. "L-Leo? What are you doing" He makes it all the way to in between your thighs and then stops. He then goes back up to your face and stares into your eyes, it makes you very nervous and you let out a a few small vocal tics. "Who? Who was it?" He asks, not in a stern or angry way but his voice alone still make your stomach sink. "W-who w-what?" You stutter out. His face gets close to yours and you start to blush. "Who did you let fuck you tonight?" He asks, his voice is low and quiet, the tone is almost threatening, but damn does it sound sexy as hell. "I didn't-" "Don't lie to me, I can smell him on you." He uses his arms to cage you under him. You look up at him and in this moment you can't recall a time where he looked sexier then right now as he hovers above you. "Now, I'll ask one more time. Who fucked you?" He never raised his voice at you the whole time, but you could still feel the intensity as he spoke. "Donnie! I-It was Donnie! But we didn't have sex or anything, he just-" You feel your cheeks burn as his arms flex near your head. You feel yourself being turned on by his threatening aura, you squeeze you thighs together as you become wet for him and your lady box begs for his attention. "'He just-' What? What did you do?" You can't tell if he is mad at you or not, but you it feels like you're being scolded. "He fingered me, I let him finger me...." You can't look anywhere but in his eyes, your body won't let you, but still you wish you could hide from his gaze.
Leo sighs and releases you from his arm prison. He sits up, still straddling you to the ground as he looks down at you with and semi-mad and disappointed expression. "I didn't think he out of all of us would be the one to turn you into a whore, but I guess I was wrong." Leo stands up and turns to leave but you get up too and run after him, catching him by the flying tails of his blue bandana. "Leonardo! You cannot just leave me on some random building rooftop in the middle of fuck knows where, New York, just because you are mad at me! He's my boyfriend just like you and I's allowed to be fingered or get fuck by my boyfriend if I want!" Leo turns around sharply and you are finally met with an angry expression. "Speaking of, how is it to hoe yourself out to four different guys? I'm not usually one to slut-shame but seeing as how where all brothers that all fight for your time while you sit back and watch it happen, I've made an exception!" You gasp and then stamp your foot. "You of all people have no right to be mad at me for that! It was your idea in the first place for this to be a thing, for all of us to form this relationship!" "That's only because little-miss-indecisive couldn't pick which one of us should be her boyfriend! You took your sweet-ass time to even consider dating any of us and then took even more time to pick which one out of the four of us to date!" He yells as he slowly walks towards you like a predator getting closer to it's prey, you back up as he gets closer and your skins chills as he does so. "I only did it, so my brother's and I wouldn't suffer waiting for your answer! We were all filled with anxiety and jealousy of one another, you pinned us against each other! I only suggested the relationship because I know my team, my family, would fall apart if I didn't do something! I did it because I knew your wouldn't choose me!"
All the yelling starts to make you cry and you rush at forward and hug him, you cry into his plastron and refuse to look him in the eye. "It's not that I wouldn't have chosen you, I love you so much! I just couldn't not love all of you. You all mean so much to me and I couldn't see my life not loving all four of you. I knew if I chose one of you that not only would I lose the rest of you but the rest of you would hate whoever I chose!" You sniffle and try to calm your breathing. "I want you all in my life..." You aren't able you wrap your arms around him the same way he could with you, but you still hold him tight. You feel him relax in your embrace, but you continue to cry, seemingly unable to stop. "I'm-.....I'm sorry, Love. Please don't cry." He hugs you back and starts to pet your hair. "I'm sorry I got mad, I did mean to become-" He clears his throat, stalling himself from admitting it out loud. "-territorial..." You look up at him, still somewhat teary-eyed. "I'm sorry too, I never mean to make you guys feel so awful."
You both stay silent for a moment, trying to calm down from yelling at each other. "Did you feel jealous? Since I was so intimate with Donnie."  Leo chuckles in a bashful way, a little bit because of they way you asked it but mainly out of embarrassment of being so mad at you for something that seems a little silly. "Yeah, I think I was. It's just that you were pretty intimate with not just Donnie but with Mikey and Raph too. You went swimming with Mikey and he got to see you basically have naked and when Raph had a chance to protect you he just left you there to go through it alone!" You grab a hold of his arms and rub up and down to ground him. "So you felt left out?" He takes a breathe and softly smiles at you. "I guess I did feel that way, sorry."
You reach your arms up pull him into a quick kiss, it's soft and only lasts a second but its warm and sweet. You smile sincerely as you look into his eyes. "Leo, do you want to make it equal then? He feels butterflies in his stomach as you speak, a bit dazed by your affectionate attitude. "Make what equal?...." "You said you felt left out, so do you want to join in? Be intimate with me too?" You kept eye contact with him as you ask this. Leo thinks for a moment and then smirks. He feels up your sides and squeezes your hips. "I thought you'd never ask." Leo picks you up and kisses you. His kisses are always passionate but gentle, a perfect combination of aggression and control. He holds you up by you legs, your holding onto him with your arms around his neck and your thighs are being squeezed by his strong hands.
There is a rooftop access door on the roof you two are on, it has a large metal lock on a chain wrapped around the handle. As the kiss become hotter and more passionate and it starts to become foreplay, he pushes you up against that door and kisses down your neck. When he starts to bite and leave hickeys is when your heavy breathing becomes moans. You clumsily pull down your bottoms when he lifts up your top and leaves a trail of kisses down your chest and belly. He loves kissing your belly, it's soft a squishy, it's like kissing a pillow, he finds comfort in it's warmth.  Soon enough his snout is met your your cunt, wet and dripping arousal from all the heavy-petting. He spreads your folds with his fingers and licks a long strip up from your hole to your clit, it sends a fluttering feeling through your body. He makes kitten licks over your love-bud and then slowly makes his way into your hole. You legs now resting on his shoulders, his face is what keeps you up and you lean your back on the door. His long tongue slithers inside you and reaches for your g-spot, the sensation makes you shutter and a few quivering moans force there way out from your throat. "Leo! P-please don't stop!" You squeeze your thighs around his head, your hands are pushing his face closer to your cunt. You continue to whimper and whine as his tongue tickles your cervix. It only takes a couple of minutes for him to push you to your limit and you cum on his face. You take a moment to relish in the feeling, but then you realize what you've done. You just came on his face. "Oh my god, Leo! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that!" Leo calmly lifts up and off his face and sits up on his knee. "You didn't mean to cum on my face? Was I not good enough?" He asks jokingly. "No, you were great! It's just I didn't mean to make such a mess and on your face too! I'm so sorry!" You blush out of embarrassment, but Leo stays calm and even laughs. "No, it's okay. That's what I was trying to get you to do anyway." He says, licking his lips for traces of you, you blush at the glistening sheen still left on his face.
Leo sets you back down on the ground and allows you to buts your clothes back on. "I think we should go back home, the guys must be worried about us." You say, trying to shake the wrinkles out of your clothes. "You didn't seem to worried about them when you were squirting on my face and screaming my name." Leo says cockily. "For one, I wasn't screaming. Two, maybe it only seemed like that because you were sucking my soul out of my body when you ate my pussy." You flirt and banter for a bit before finally he takes you back to the lair, to reunite with your other boyfriends.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!
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Im not putting any tags or anything in this because this is just for my followers, I went back and edited some of my fic in the why I write them, tell my if you like the changes or not. If you don’t I’ll change them back.
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Just learned turtles slap each other to flirt, so imagine this:
Raph: *talking with his brothers or some shit*
Y/n: *walks up and just slaps him* THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY SNACKS! I WAS SAVING THAT FOR MOVIE NIGHT! *walks away*
Raph: *stunned* …..I think I’m in love with them…
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Yandere Leo
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Ok hear me out, I think Leo could be a great yandere. Throughout each version, no matter who silly or serious he is, tmnt portrays Leo as both calculated and strategic as well as the most skilled and is overall the best at being a ninja. Not necessarily at fighting or combat, but at staying in the shadows and execution in a plan. Therefore I think he’d be a great yandere and I will be making a yandere story for each Leo.
1987 Leonardo
1990s Leonardo
2003 Leonardo
2007 Leonardo
2012 Leonardo
Bayverse!Leonardo
Rise!Leonardo
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TMNT CROSSOVERS
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So this is all the TMNT series and movies either interacting between universes or just comparisons.
Leonardo
- Yandere Leo
Raphael
Donatello
Michelangelo
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Ok, so I know it’s a strange opinion and a lot of people are going to disagree with me but I still have to say it. The 3rd live action TMNT movie from 1993 was the best and let me explain. If you took it seriously then it’s a weird movie, but this is a movie franchise about giant talking turtles who know ninjitsu, so how seriously are you actually taking this movie. This is clearly a action comedy, it’s funny. I don’t know about you, but a giant talking turtles with a Brooklyn accent going back in time to give life advice to a young Asian boy is the funniest shit in the world. One of the turtles (Mikey) literally flirts with the said little boy’s sister like he’s Barry Benson from the “Bee Movie” while she’s acting all stoic while longing for her actual boyfriend. The bad guy is a creepy white dude who cares more about his birds than actual human life. His love for his birds is one of the causes of his down fall! That is so fucking weird! That’s why it’s funny!
Imagine being the person to pitch this to a movie executive. “Ok, so why does the turtle have a Brooklyn accent?” ”Because he’s from New York?” ”Then why is he in ancient Japan?” ”Because he and his brothers went back in time to stop a creepy white dude who may or may not really want to fuck his birds.” ”Oh ok, but I think the script their time traveling device is referred to as a ‘egg timer’ so is it small and egg shaped?” ”No, it looks like a large dildo with a lamp on it.” ”Great, here’s some money! This is going ti be the next big thing!”
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I’m tired of these random headcanons of Bayverse Donnie. “Oh Donnie’s She/They! Donnie transfem! Donnie is bisexual!”
You know what Donnie is? A fucking menace to society, she licks that frosting off of pop tarts and then puts them back in the box, and that’s not even a headcanon because she admitted to it in the first movie. She needs to be jailed for her crimes.
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"I Love You"
WARNING: Overly fluffy to the point it might be cringe.
Ship: Bayverse (2014/2016) Raphael x Reader
Pronouns: They/Them
Summary: Raph doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person, but he says it, more often than you think.
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Raphael has always had a hard time when it comes to saying "I love you" to the people he loves, that doesn't change when he starts dating you, it's just the way he is. It's not that he doesn't love you, he just has his own way of saying it, and the way he says it is just as, if not even more lovely.
You hear it every times you make him laugh. After every joke you make and within all the banter you two create, is the laughter that sounds like love letters to you, butterfly kisses that fly in the air and flutter over to your ears. Every times he says, "you're so stupid" is his love confession.
You see it in the way he does thing for you, reaching for things on the top shelf, opening jars or bottles, learning new things to do with you. Before you met him, he had no idea that he could be so good at doing so many thing. Before meeting you he never knew he could have someone to do his hobbies with like knitting. Now he does, he loves being with you.
You feel it in the way he hold you. During late nights as he wraps his arms around your waist and buries his face in the crook of your neck looking for comfort from the day. When he cups your face and kisses you, his smile present but make is that much sweeter. This is his favorite "I love you"
Raph has a hard time saying it, be he tells you he loves you all the time. Whether you know it or not, it there in every moment you share together.
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Philophobia
WARNING: I'd like to clarify that philophobia is real and different from being asexual or aromantic. To put in very simple terms, philophobia is the fear of falling in love that is often but not always caused by a trauma revolving "love", asexuality is when you feel no sexual attraction to anyone, and aromantic is when you feel no romantic attraction. Not everyone with philophobia is asexual or aromantic and not everyone who is asexual and/or aromantic has philophobia. Not to say that it impossible to have all of the above, it's correlation not causation.
Ship: ROTTMNT Leonardo X Reader
Pronouns: They/Them
Summary: This is when he find out you have philophobia
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Leo found out because he is invested in your love life. You tell him all the tea all the time about the drama of the people in your life and so knowing your own drama is no difference. You didn't tell him directly that you have philophobia at first, but he put two and two together because of everything you've told him.
Anytime there is a love interest in your life you do nothing about it. When someone likes you, you lie about noticing it, even when all the stuff they do is one giant scream for your attention. When it’s you who likes someone, you always have some excuse to not confess. You're just content with liking them from afar and taking your feelings to the grave. The one time where you have a crush on someone who clearly likes you back is when Leo found out why your like this.
You tell him your trauma with love, the reason you feel like love is just not meant to be for you. You cry of course, it's not easy retelling something you'd rather never happened at all, but he sits there quietly as you do, not a single joke, quip, heckle, or sound. You tell him how and why, you tell him your fear of what happen and of it happening again. How you just aren't ready to feel the bad part of loving someone that comes with the good, even if the good could possible weigh out the bad, its just not something you're willing to risk.
When you finish, he's left speechless, he knows he has to be delicate in his response because he doesn't know how else to deal seriousness in the kind of manner you need and after seeing you break down in front of him he knows that he has to help in some way. He opts for the safest approach of just rubbing your back, he wants to comfort you but is scared that his touch might scare you when you're vulnerable. If you lean in closer then he'll just hold you and rest his head on yours, he lets you cry on him if you want. He doesn’t try to do anything selfish like try to look at you or anything, he just holds you without saying a word and tries his best to stay completely still. If your don't like the touch, then he'll stop and say thank you for trusting him.
Once you compose yourself again, that's where he's back to his good goofy self. He's there trying to make you laugh and takes you to do something stupid to make you feel better. He wants to let you know that whether you want a relationship with someone or not, you always have him to have the kind of relationship you don't have to be scared of and can depend on, and promises that if a similar situation were to ever happen again that he’ll come be your hero.
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