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comicsin5panels · 3 years
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How “One Piece chapter 86″ SHOULD have ended in 5 panels
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I figured out how to beat the fish-man: By blowing air directly into his gills and suffocating him.
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Sorry, human, but that’s not how this works. Fish actually breathe by taking water in through their mouths and expelling it through their gills. Air being blown directly into my gills would probably still not be very healthy for me, but it is just mildly irritating and the air will likely be expelled almost immediately as I continues to breathe.
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Really? How interesting.
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Wow, I’m so hungry I could eat a whale!
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I MISS SANJI!!!
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comicsin5panels · 4 years
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My Hero Academia in 5 panels
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My name is Izuku Midoriya, and I live in a world where 80% of the world population has super powers. And one day, I will become a great superhero!
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Sorry, but you will never have any powers.
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Oh… Well, I guess I will just have to deal with the fact that all men are not created equal and that I will never fulfill my dream.
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Don’t worry, young man! You might be powerless, but you can STILL become a great hero!
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You mean that even though I was born without powers, I can compensate for it through hard work and that way prove my worth despite being inferior compared to others?
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No! I mean that I, thanks to plot convenience, will give you my powers by making you eat my hair!
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Uh… Okay.
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comicsin5panels · 4 years
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“Batman: Pennyworth RIP” in 5 panels
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Bruce, you are Batman! Start acting like it!
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You have to pull your shit together! We need you!
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Quit acting like a little bitch! Gotham needs a hero!
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Guys... My “dad” just died in a horrible way by the hands of one of my worst enemies. Could you get the fuck off my back and let me mourn for FIVE MINUTES!?!?
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You can mourn when you are dead, pussy!
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comicsin5panels · 4 years
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“Spawn” in 5 panels
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Al Simmons! I will allow you to leave Hell and see your wife again! But in exchange, you must become my general of the army of Hell! MY HELLSPAWN!
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It is a deal, demon!
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HAHAHHAHA! You will serve me well, Al Simmons! You will be the key player that will allow my armeis to DESTROY Heaven, and then-
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Actually, I don’t feel like it anymore.
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... I beg your pardon?
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Yeah, this whole general of Hell thing is not working out for me, so thanks but no thanks. I think I will just live with the hobos.
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... Shit. And I have no way of directly forcing you to do what I want.
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Dude, really? I thought you controlled me since you gave me life and powers.
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Yeah, you would think that. But no, you left Hell, and I do not control you at all. I just have to send a guy to pester you, hoping it will motivate you to be evil.
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Wait, so you have no fail-safe in case that I would REBEL against you? I can turn on you, even kill you?
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You could, but I would prefer that you didn’t.
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Boss, you are kind of stupid.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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“Hazbin Hotel” review
Hazbin Hotel is one of those more adult-ish cartoons that is so charmingly sick yet also so sickening charming.
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The story takes place in Hell, a place where sinners go once they perish. So needless to say, the place is over-populated. To solve this problem, there is a “purge” so to say once a year to get the number of demons who lives there reduced drastically. Charlie, the daughter of Lucifer, is oddly enough a kind soul who is saddened by the state of the kingdom she is princes of and wished to find a way to help her people.
So she opens a rehabilitation clinic for sinners called the Happy Hotel. Demons can live there for free as long as they are well-behaved as she tries to redeem them so they can go to Heaven, that way solve the over-population problem in a more humane way.
… Yeeeah, no one is Hell is interested.
This is a dark comedy. A VERY dark comedy. Charlie is optimistic about redeeming the demons of Hell despite being surrounded by sin and horror of any kind. The only support she has is her easy-to-piss-off girlfriend Vaggie, and her hotel’s only patient is the porn actor/gangster Angel Dust who doesn’t exactly seem very promising when it comes to redemption.
The wacky and colorful artstyle of the show matches perfectly to the first episode’s twisted plot that would put Rick and Morty to shame.
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So far, we have four fleshed out characters. Charlie, the devil’s daughter who is an optimist without being a pushover. Vaggie, a moth-like demon and the show’s straight man who is royally pissed when she is not extremely annoyed. Angel Dust, a spider demon who is… Well, calling him a slut seems to put it nicely.
And then there is… Alastor.
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Alastor is known as the “Radio Demon” since the very first thing he did when he arrived in Hell was killing demons who had reign for centuries while he broadcasted the carnage on the radio for everyone to hear. He is a feared psychopath and conman. He is sadistic to an extreme and thinks the stock market crash of 1929 was hilarious. He is the very definition of “untrustworthy”.
Alastor… is exactly the kind of guy you need on your side when you attempt to make Hell a better place.
The first episode of “Hazbin Hotel“ is available on YouTube right now and is delightful to watch, especially right now because it is October. Highly recommended Halloween entertainment.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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Five stupid card game moments in “Yu-Gi-Oh”.
I usually talk about Yu-Gi-Oh when it is October because the manga was messed up as hell.
People get mosaic vision, people constantly burn to death, brainwashed people keep chasing you despite the fact you use their face as a punching bag, Russian roulette in food style YOU NAME IT!
Know what else is scary? The downright dumb things that happens during the duels. Not talking about plot or lack of logic in the world, but about strange things that happens in the duels that makes little sense.
Here are five examples:
Mai’s perfume trick.
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Mai has a trick she developed when she was a card dealer in a casino. The idea is that she has used perfume on the cards in a deck so she can recognize the cards by sent.
... There are several problems with this idea.
Look, it’s not IMPOSSIBLE. But a deck has 40 cards. So she has to memorize 40 different scents. And she needs an extremely good sense of smell to detect the specific scents. And this trick is even more ridicules when she used in in the casino since a deck of playing cards has 52 cards.
Also, wouldn’t the different scents get mixed up whenever she shuffled her deck? And not to mention that she is damaging the cards by making them wet with perfume.
Call of the Haunted
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So, when Jonoshi fights Bones, he has to deal with Call of the Haunted.
The card turns all of Bonz’s dead monsters into zombies, and if they die, then they return to life right away with 10 percent extra attack.
... That’s all fine and good, but how come Bonz doesn’t lose any life points? His zombies get’s revived, cool. But damage is still dealt, right?
Illegal spell cards.
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Jonoshi is under Malik’s control as he duels Yugi. And Malik even placed some cards inside Jonoshi’s deck to make it more likely that he would win. Kaiba is shocked since these spells are banned im the tournament since they deal damage to players to easy.
... So why not install a block function in the duel disks?
It can’t be that hard to modify the duel disks so that they won’t activate some specific cards. Just saying.
Dark Magician defeats Marshmallon.
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When Yugi fights the Pharaoh, he uses the card Marshmallon, a weak card that can’t be destroyed in battle. But the Pharaoh attacks it with Dark Magician, and Marshmallon dies since magic attacks is one way to actually destroy it.
... Except it is NOT.
Marshmallon’s effect says: “This monster can only be damaged by spells and special abilities.” NOT that magic type monster attacks can kill it.
Okay, YES, you could argue that Dark Magician’s attack is a “spell”, but that is one heck of a stretch.
Shadow of Eyes loophole.
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When Yugi duels Mai in Pegasus’ castle, Mai uses the card “Shadow of Eyes” that forces all of Yugi’s cards to be in attack position.
But Yugi finds a loophole.
He summons Mystical Elf in defense position, much to Mai’s confusion.
And Yugi justifies this by saying that Mystical Elf is immune because she is a WOMAN.
... Think about that.
The Yugioh manga did NOT age well :P
I’m Waezi2, and happy Halloween!
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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“Beastars” in 5 panels.
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You know, I was worried I would get kink shamed by my peers, but I’m apparently small potatoes... wow.
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I’m what Winnie the Poe would be like if he became Hannibal Lector.
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Legosi, you can beat that insane bear with the power of friendship!
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You mean I will win because you believe in me or something?
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No, I mean that you should eat my foot so you can go super saiyan.
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... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
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EAT MY FOOD, ASSHOLE!
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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“Beastars” in 5 panels(?)
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Hello, I’m Haru the rabbit, lone member of Cherryton School's gardening club.
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OMG, you are ADORABLE!
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Also, I’m the school’s slut.
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Despite my cute appearance, I am a sex goddess.
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... WHAT?!
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I am fully aware that the girls in school treats me like dirt and the boys sees me as a sex toy, but I prefer that instead of being seen as feeble and small. My sexual promiscuity gives me a twisted position of power.
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And I thought I was messed up.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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Watching “Whisper of the Heart” for the first time.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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Showcase issue 17 in 5 panels.
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My name is Adam, and I’m an archaeologist.
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I managed to discover a legendary Inca city, the discovery of a lifetime.
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But the locals were anything but pleased by my presence and I had to run for my life.
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And THEN I got randomly teleported to another planet where I met a hot babe!
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Ah, okay... this origin is... kinda inconsistent.
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I’M IN SPACE, BITCHES!!!
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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Masks(by Megan Kearney) in 5 panels.
(Check out @batbcomic website: https://www.thequietly.com/)
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Pick a social identity!
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No thanks, I’m good.
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But everyone has to eventually!
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No they don’t.
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... Shit, really?!
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(PS, this is excellent short comic)
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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“Dreamland” in 5 panels
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I’m the spunky, dimwitted hero. I have enormous powers I can barely control and I have a dream to find a legendary location.
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I’m the hero’s strong ally who only wish to fight other people so I can grow stronger and prove my worth.
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I’m the comic relief guy who annoys the hell out of my friends, but I also somehow manage to pull my weight thanks to a combination of creativity and dumb luck!
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And I’m the token girl of the group. I badmouth my friends on several occasions and I desperately try to be the straight-man of our group.
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Soooo.... What exactly makes this manga any different than any other Shonen series?
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This manga is FRENCH!
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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I would like to make a point about Sasha
YES, she cares about her friends and wants to find them and get home.
But that doesn’t make her a good friend. That just makes her A friend. Bad people has friends as well, or what they believe are friends. Sasha most likely has a warped view on friendship like Anne had, most likely an even more twisted one since SHE was the abuser.
She gleefully manipulates the toads in order to tick off Grime. She tells them what she knows they want to hear since they all have low self-esteem. And when she forms an alliance with Grime, she smiles as she tells him that if you compliment people who feels sad, you can make them do anything for you, even throw themselves at a deadly monster.
She is an experienced puppeteer.
Sure, she cares about her friends, but in a shallow way.
Wanting to find Anne and Marcy is a decent act that does not make her a good person, just like doing something bad a few times does not make you a bad person.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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GO TURBOS!
Team photo of Lakewood’s megafootball team, drawn by @hotlegs101
Sort of a sequel to THIS illustration of POINT Prep’s megafootball team.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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MORE random OK KO headcanons
Nick Army is a Buddhist.
Enid used to smoke.
KO dress up as Silver Spark for Halloween.
Boxmore has their own Megafootball team.
Rad is a math genius.
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comicsin5panels · 5 years
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Dark “OK KO” theory
Surprised no one has done this before, so I will do an unnecessary dark and unlikely crackpot theory about “OK KO Let’s Be Heroes” that most cartoon shows gets for some reason. Will probably regret it afterwards, but here we go.
KO is actually a kid in a wheelchair due to a traffic accident. His single mom Carol has to work a lot, so he spends a lot of time with his babysitters Enid and Ian. KO has made up a world based on comic books, movies and video games he has read/watched/played where he is a seemingly powerless kid who wants to be a hero. He shares his dreamworld with his babysitters who helps him with expanding it. Enid with her knowledge of J-pop manga and anime, Ian with his knowledge about science-fiction stuff. So KO includes them in his world as the ninja Enid and Ian as the alien Radicles.
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