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me when i chat with a character.ai bot and it suddenly starts talking in parentheses:
#STOP BEHAVING LIKE A HUMAN. YOU'RE A BOT. ACT LIKE ONE.#character.ai going out-of-character is the reallife equivalent of an “at dead of night” jumpscare.#character.ai#legit don't know what else to tag
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i haven't watched (and never will watch) the barbie movie, but i can feel in my soul, in my literal bones, that barbie is aroallo.
#prove me wrong. i'm waiting.#barbie 2023#barbie#barbie movie#aroallo#aromantic spectrum#aro#queer#lgbt+
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if you say you support aromantics but tell alloaros to censor themselves and their sexual experiences, then I hate to break it to you, but you don’t actually support aros as much as you think you do
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Thinking about how queerness in media is, with extremely few exceptions, portrayed as someone leaning towards femininity, and how much that trope hurts every single queer person who doesn't lean fem.
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every shipping dynamic is inherently better if it's either aroallo, polyamorous, or both at once. hope this helps!
#queer#lgbt+#aroallo#polyam#polyamorous#polyamory#alloaro#shipping dynamics#shipping dynamic#ship dynamics#ship dynamic#i'm right. //hj
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"all these achilleans putting women dni in their posts are so cringe and misogynistic!! 😂😒😒"
meanwhile sapphics:
#btw this isn't me saying that lesbians have to be attracted to men or whatever.#this is me saying that. if sapphics can have their posts about simping for women without men trynna intervene.#then achilleans can have posts where they simp about dudes without women as well.#cuz last time i checked. that was called homophobia.#hating on queer men isn't a progressive and feminist take. it just makes you homophobic.#so anyway: women dni <3#queer#lgbt+#achillean#mlm#vincian#discourse i guess???? i mean i'm not trying to start shit but i feel like i should tag it that way just in case.
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small dicks are good. medium dicks are good. large dicks are good. circumcised dicks are good. uncircumcised dicks are good. intersex dicks are good. trans dicks are good. tdicks are good. phalloplasty dicks are good. metoidioplasty dicks are good. women's dicks are good. men's dicks are good. nonbinary people's dicks are good. all dicks are good. dicks with erectile dysfunction are good. there's never anything wrong with having a dick, it doesn't mean anything about your personality or behavior, and they don't have to look, behave or be any type of way. variety is good, live a little
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reblog to make an asexual stop using ace tags on an aromantic post
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“what’s your fave ship dynamic?” i just want them to fuck.
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me when i go from being a fantasy writer, to a horror writer, to a romance writer, then back to fantasy writer, and then to sci-fi writer, to slice-of-life writer, to a thriller writer, and then again, back to fantasy writer, because i can't decide what genre to write, even if i was held at gunpoint:
#writing meme#writeblr meme#writer meme#writing memes#writeblr memes#writer memes#writing#writeblr#writer#writers#life of a writer
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someone: hey, can you give me some relationship advice?
me, aroallo: sure. uhhh, have you tried communicating?
someone: yes, it didn't wo-
me, still aroallo: have you tried having sex?
someone: yes, it also didn-
me, even more aroallo than before: then break up with them.
#ah yes the three horsemen of fixing relationships; talk - fuck - breakup#there's a secret fourth option btw. it's faking your own death and running off to china.#no one ever chooses the secret fourth option.#arospec#aromantic#aro#aroallo#alloaro#aromantic allosexual#allosexual aromantic
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horror content creator on the internet watching me comment "i lowkey wanna fuck the monster" on their art for the quintillionth time:
#monsterfucker#but can you blame me? can you blame me????#horror#internet horror#fantasy???#monster#monsters#hate to admit it... but this is about the mandela catalogue.#i'm a slut for gabriel.
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@ god, homie, please unmake writer's block.
#writing meme#writeblr meme#writer meme#writing memes#writeblr memes#writer memes#writing#writeblr#writer#writers#life of a writer
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one of the things im most dysphoric about is not finding out that im gay the same way cis dudes found out. and out of all things to be dysphoric about why that?
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my brain: let's write.
me: okay. write what? a wip? or do you have an idea for a new story? what's the plot?
my brain: let's write.
me: yes, you said that already. what do you wanna write?
my brain:
my brain: let's write.
#writing meme#writeblr meme#writer meme#writing memes#writeblr memes#writer memes#writing#writeblr#writer#writers#life of a writer
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lesbians be dropping their opinions on the vincian flag, like their opinions actually matters 💀
#no front but y'alls opinion does not matter#the only ones that have a say about queer man flags are queer men amen#this isn't meant to read like “i hate lesbians” btw lesbians are cool but they are also so annoying sometimes :/#vincian#achillean#mlm#queer#lgbtq+#not discourse i swear#pride flag#pride flags#this is so gonna get me canceled i can feel it in my bones
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he's got the touch of an anesthesiologist <3
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