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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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TELLING HIM YOU'RE PREGNANT
ft: Kenma, Akaashi & Aran
Warnings: cursing, babies?
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-Kenma
-He finds out your pregnant because your stupid ass left the empty box of a pregnancy test on the counter.
-Your excitement got the best of you and you wanted to surprise Kenma in a really special way
-What was the best way to do this you may ask?.......
-Cookies.
-Well.............maybe not the best but close enough right
-Let me explain your plan so it makes at least some sense: 1)Got to the store and buy all the ingredients for snickerdoodle cookies
2) Cut the cookies out into letters that spell,
'S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E B-I-T-C-H'
3) Remember to get a baby grey baby onesie and little baby mittens. baby hands are so freaking cute. I can-
4) This step wasn't originally part of the plan but for the sake of future reference- DON'T LEAVE THE FUCKING PREGNANCY TEST BOX ON THE FUCKING COUNTER
-Sadly enough when you got back to your shared apartment your boyfriend was frantically running around with the box in his hands
-Disappointed was an understatement
-The one time. The one time you NEEDED to not fuck something up. What do you do?
-YOU FUCK IT UP
-When he calms down and asks you if you were pregnant you knew that there was absolutely no point in hiding it now
-So you told him and you kind of already knew how to react since you guys have been trying for a little while
-While he was trying to soak in the fact that he was going to be a father he noticed that unlike him, with a huge grin plastered on his face, you just slumped onto the couch and coddled the bag of supplies you bought.
-'What's a wrong kitten."
-You really didn't understand why you were so upset
-I mean you were pregnant and you were extremely excited to have a child with the love of your life
-Heck your husband KENMA KOZUME has been fucking grinning for the past 5 minutes
-'It's nothing. There's no point anymore.'
-Looking into your bag of goodies he kind of pieced together your plan. kind of.
-He did his best.
-'Were you trying to surprise me or......'
-'That's what I was intending to do but I was an idiot like usual and messed it up. one time. this one time I wanted to....maybe......idk....not mess something up'
-' You got cookie dough.......do you want to make them? That might make you feel better.'
-Did you literally spring off of the couch after sulking?
-Yes.
-Did you feel bad because cookies were the only thing that could make you feel better?
-ABSOLUTELY NOT.
-Even though you didn't get to surprise him you guys still had a shit ton of fun making cookies destroying your kitchen.
-Later in the day, after you had your cookies you called Kuroo and told him the news.
-Did you have to hang up on him because he started screeching into the phone?
-Yes.
-Did you hang upon him?
-Yes.
-Sidenote: Your baby is going to be adorable because of both of you and gorgeous.
-Oh and he tells his followers a couple weeks later on his stream and since then they've been insisting you guys do a q & a
-maybe.....
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-Akaashi
-This dude.
-Ugh<3
-Where do I even start?
-He's perfect. ahhhhhh. (why isn't he real. i was born in the wrong dimension.)
-Back to our scheduled programming:
-He notices.
-Let's be honest- he noticed
-He noticed your period was late 'cause he has a period tracker on his phone.
-Picks up on the number of times you have to 'pee'- no one pees that often hun.
-When he notices all your little changes in behaviour and mood and your overall vibe he confronts you about it.
-Yep
-Doesn't seem too bad right?
-Wrong. his mofo straight-up asks you if you are pregnant-
-Just like that. That's it
-You were obviously surprised because you didn't even think he would notice; it's so early into your pregnancy. um.......
-Are you pregnant love?'
-'Um- excuse me?'
-Oh shit. He immediately started questioning whether or not he fucked up.
-I mean who just asks that?
-Before he could reply you continued, 'How the fuq did you notice?'
-' Wait......so you are?'
-Though his reply is kind of boring unexpected, you knew that he was genuinely happy.
-Getting to start a family with the absolute love of his life. The one person he can't live without?-
-Yes, please.
-A couple days prior you had taken a pregnancy test and was planning on waiting a couple days to tell him after you had composed yourself.
-An awkward silence filled the room, both of you making eye contact.
-kindaawkwardngl
-Besides that- you both sat and had a conversation lowkey fantasizing about what great parents you guys would be
-Talking about names and what colour you should paint the nursery
-Y'all don't even know the baby's gender. slow down
-When he goes to bed at night he definitely lays awake with the cutest smile on his face thinking about the fact that he actually is starting a family with you
-AHHHHHHH.
-This family is going to be so freaking cute. I can't-
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-Aran
-You told him as soon as you found out.
-Not even 30 seconds after seeing the results you screamed from the bathroom and this man bolted. I mean some sonic type shit straight to where you were
-You actually scared the shit out of him
-I can totally see him with kids tbh
-Mini Aran's running around....
-AHHHH. BABIES ARE SO CUTE. UNLESS THEY'RE MINE LOL-
-n e who......when he gets to the bathroom he's hella confused cause you randomly screamed and he cares for your well-being
-He knows you like the back of his hand and he can tell you're hiding something so don't even try to delay it
-' I'm pregnant-'
-( Λ™β–ΏΛ™ )
-'HUH'
-The bean is shook
-He really wasn't that surprised since you guys did want to start a family but he wasn't expecting it today
-The couple minutes after you told him were filled with him questioning you on everything that leads to you finding out:
-'How many tests did you take?'
-'Three babe. That is the fourth time you've asked me that
-He's really, really excited to have a kid with you and he kinda gets ahead of himself
-Immediately wanting to start prepping and buying the cutest shit for you baby little shit
-Ya'lls baby gonna cute af
-<3
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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LIVESTREAM
ft: Kenma, Kuroo & Lev
Warnings: none
an: I seriously write this as soon as I get the idea. It's 22:22 rn-
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*Kenma holds up his phone with a live stream so they can see who he's with. They ask him to let his teammates give them some words of 'wisdom'
Kenma: They want some advice...
Lev: Remember to breathe....sometimes I forget. That's okay though, I'm getting better at it. Remember your struggles are vali-
Kuroo: Um- That's enough from Lev. next-
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY
ft: A lot of people
Warnings: none
an: I got this from the same video that I based the other one on.
Read here
based this off of this
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Atsumu: *whispers* I want spaghetti
Aran & Kita: *giving up on everything after spending way too long with the twins and talking about ways they drown them out*
Kita: Sometimes, I'll sot on the bus and I'll just listen to the Victorious theme song on repeat and I mouth the words while I look out the window
Aran: *poetry slam voice* ~Here I am. Once again. Feeling lost but not and the-~
Kita & Aran: ~-I breathe it in and let it go.~
Suna: *randomly starts singing even though his eyes are closed with his head leaning on the window*~ And you don't know where you are now, and what it would some to if only somebody could hear.~
*inhale with tears running down their faces*
Kita, Aran & Suna: When you figure out how You're lost in the moment, you dis...APpear
Akagi: I want to live by the words of the Victorious theme song, and yes.....maybe that sounds like a funny tweet but it's not. *sniff*
Coach Oomi: A-are they okay?
Coach Koruso: I don't know but maybe it was something to do with those brownies......
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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HOW THE HQ CHARACTERS WOULD COPE WITH ONLINE SCHOOL
ft:Ushijima, Suna, Daichi & Kiyoko
Warnings: curse words my bad
an: (mini-rant) what even is school at this point. I love my teachers but they need to realize group projects aren't fun
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-Ushijima
-I know we all want to give ushi the benefit of the doubt in this situation but-
-he strugglin
-Like struggle struggle
-Don't get me wrong, he is a very capable and independent person when it comes to most things. Most things except technology.
-I feel like he's good at so many things, like knitting, baking and differentiating between sny flower type but, he's not too well versed in the land of the internet.
-Obviously, he can use google, type an email and navigate Pinterest he definitely has a board called 'me' with just pictures of himself from matches.
-When the online school first started he got Tendou and you to help him set up a zoom account and show him the basic of telecommunicating platforms however he kind of trusted himself a little too much.
-The internet is a tricky thing and not every gets it as fast as others but come on man. I'd at least expect him to know what a breakout room was.
-The number of text messages poor Tendou received questioning him on things from-
'Y/n What is a classroom code?'
'How do you bookmark something on my toolbar'
'How do I know if my google forms quiz submitted?'
-Constantly
-Eventually, he got the hang of it and things became easier for both him and his best friend.
-At the end of the semester he kind of mastered google classroom.
-Need to know how many assignments you have due.
-BAM
-He's got ya
-n e wayz
- he puts a lot of effort into everything he does. This is definitely no exception.
-Keeps up his grades and studies as much as he can so he can stay on top of things.
-let's admit it he isn't the smartest person but he sees results when he puts in the work
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-Suna
-This mofo doesn't give a fuck
-'What's the big deal. I can literally learn all of this by reading the text any time I want Y/n'
-'Yes you can but if you don't go to class and do the tests you'll fail, idiot.'
-He doesn't care and he probably never will
-Let's look at it is his view:
You have 2 options, the first promise some sort of relaxation and comfort while, the second, brings literally only exhaustion, pain and trauma.
Obviously, any same person would pick the easier option.
What might that be?
-School or sleep?
-SLEEP
-His grades, failing
-His sleep schedule, disappointing.
but that's not the point.
-The point is- um. I ain't really know but wh-
-Moving on!!
-He sometimes tries
-Basically, he gets these random bursts of motivation during his nap breaks and gets shit done.
-Like to redecorate my room and make a monster wall at 4am kinda motivation.
-His teachers are genuinely concerned as to why he only really attends the first couple of classes in the morning. he falls asleep at 4pm and wakes up at 2 so-
-'Struggle' is an understatement for him when describing his experience with online school but, don't worry he'll be fine. maybe
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-Daichi
-Daichi gives me very much.......millenial.
-Well he is a millennial(there's nothing wrong with me a millennial by the way) -My point is his childhood was greatly influenced by social media and the internet until he was a bit older.
-Honestly, this is pretty biased and just my opinion.
-Learning how to manage each platform used in online school was the hardest thing for him to do.
-The number of accounts he had to make for this thing was questionable at least.
-Once he figured out how to navigate google classroom, Schoology and other platforms he quickly learns that he needs to figure out random websites that teachers used for different assignments.
-For example, in socials, he had to film and edit video on the sustainable development goals.
-Online school can be difficult for some and easier to manage for others but, it'll get better- eventually.
-hopefully
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-Kiyoko
-This queen knows exactly what she's doing.
-I can't explain why but, I just know that she's handling this as if it's nothing.
-Assignments?
-Done.
Chaotic group projects in a breakout room?
-She's got in all under control. Getting people to co-operate and shit.
-Checklist with all of her assignments and tasks?
-Duh
-I can't explain to you how much she completely dominates online school
-She's always on time and if she has to miss class for a day she'll try her best to let the teachers know beforehand.
-'Y/n can you send me Tanaka's email so I can send him his part of the assignment, please?
-'Oh yeah Kiyoko np.'
-A short while after online school started her, Yachi and you started a little study group after school.
-Well...........not really.....it was mostly her trying to tutor both of you on the topics that you guys didn't understand.
-She's great and everyone knows it.
-Her grades are really good and she puts a lot of effort into what she does.
-She's literally good at everything
-ugh
-I love her<3
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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RANDOM THINGS THE HQ BOYS WOULD SAY(2)
ft: Tsukishima, Suna & Kunimi
Warnings: mentions of drinking, mentions of a sleep paralysis demon and cursing.
an: characters are at the legal age to drink
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-Tsukishima
-β€˜You are my sleep paralysis demon’
-β€˜You are the reason God created the middle finger’
-β€œI don’t know what your problem is but I’m guessing it’s too hard for you to pronounce”
-Suna
-β€˜I’m a delicate fucking flower<3'
-β€˜Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons’
-β€˜Stop making excuses and fight me, you’re wasting my time’
-Kunimi
-'With how much wine you drink and crackers you eat you’re basically a priest’
-β€˜Sometimes I seriously question if some of yall are on bath salts”
-β€œI’m allowed to exist and be hot. If that upsets you, it’s not my fault you're insecure.”
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY
an: I don't know what this is if I'm being honest-
i got the idea for this from here( 1:51)
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Tanaka: I want to live by the words of the Victorious theme song. The victorious theme song means more to me than life itself-
Nishinoya: ~You don't have to be afraid to put your dream into action. You're never gonna fade, you'll-~
Hinata: ~ you'll be the main attraction. Not a fantasy, just remember me, when it turns our riGHT!!!~
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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CHEESY PICKUP LINES AS HQ CHARACTERS(1)
ft: Nishinoya, Tanaka, Kiyoko, Atsumu, Y/n, Kuroo, Sugawara, Kuroo, Kenma(not really tho)
Warnings: a couple curse words sorry A teeny tiny bit suggestive in Nishnoya's
an: I got some of the pickup lines from here
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Nishinoya: Hey girl did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?
Kiyoko: No but, I did scrape my knee crawling out from hell
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Tanaka: I can make your bed rock.
Kiyoko: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
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Atsumu: I went to a fortune teller and she told me I’d see you in my future”
Y/n:/ That crystal ball is broken.
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Kuroo: I'm lost, can you give me directions to your heart?
Y/n: Go away
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Sugawara: Hi, how was heaven since you left?
Y/n: No than- wait that was actually pretty cute.
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Kuroo: Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
Y/n: Is he ever going to stop
Kenma: Probably not.....
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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HQ BOYS' LOVE LANGUAGES(1)
ft: Sugawara, Daichi
Warnings: none
an: major writing block lately. I have so many ideas but can't seem to get them out.
n/n:nickname
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-Sugawara
-Where do I even start with this muffin of a person?
-Though he loves to spend time with you he shows his affection and gratitude through simple acts of service.
-At first, it didn't seem that obvious but as your relationship continued you noticed such thoughtful habits that your boyfriend started when you guys began dating.
-Buying lactose-free creamer as well as the one he likes even though it's more expensive but, you're can't have shouldn't have lactose.
-Once you tell him you're lactose intolerant he gets a tad bit confused because of the ungodly amount of ice cream and dairy products you ingest.
-Have to study for a test?
-He's got you, if you drink coffee this man will hook you up. Will go out of his way to bring you things to eat so you don't start to feel sick.
-Always has your favourite snack in the pantry, puts the towel and your clothes in the dryer so they can be once and warm when you get out.
-Ugh.
-This man has me feeling some type of way.
-"Dear I'm home, I stopped by the bookstore and got you this week's Shonen Jump release.
"I've brought you three cups of coffee hun, I think you've had enough"
-"Time to take a break n/n, come let me give you a massage" -Treat him like the king he is.
-He ABSOLUTELY deserves the world and no one can tell me otherwise
-Even though I'm hyping him up I do have to mention that he steals your ice cream and plays it off like he's clueless. He knows you know tho.
-that rhymed
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-Daichi
-Hugs.
-That's all he needs to survive.
-Hugs, holding hands when you're out-and-about, random head pats.
-ughhh.
-He can't get enough.
-Though he can obviously see you sitting in the same room as him, it makes him feel a lot better when he's close to you.
-Subtly comes up and asks if he can hold your hand or leans his head on your shoulder as you guys are watching a movie in a movie theatre.
-"Daich, can I have my hand back I need to get my keys." -"Do you have to?" -"I should unless you want to freeze, it's like 10 degrees."
-Cuddles? -Yes
-Do I have to say more
-no I will anyway.
-Definitely has the fluffiest blanket you have ever seen. Only quality things for the love of his life.
-You guys are at a concert that's definitely over-sold tickets, with absolutely no space to move?
-He's got you. If you're ok with it he'll put you in his shoulders so you don't get pushed. If not, he has your hand in his the entire time and doesn't let you out of his sight.
-He absolutely adores you and just wants to keep you safe.
-He tries his best so tell him that. Remind how great he is 'cause he gets self-conscious.
-Love him as much as he loves you. and more.
-If that's even possible<3
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aelxusx Β· 3 years
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Hiii could you write reader confessing to katsuki plzπŸ₯Ί
SHUT UP FOR ONCE
-Gender-neutral
Warnings: slight cursing, yelling, tiny argument, terrible writing
a/n: This kinda sucks. I haven't been doing anything for Tumblr because 1) my Tumblr wasn't working. like it wouldn't open(idk) ) school started last week and my teachers got a little too excited and somehow they all thought group projects were a good idea.
-This is my first request. I'm sorry if it didn't meet your expectation but I tried. I'm not very familiar with how to write a one-shot so definitely want to do more of those. Have a good morning/ afternoon/ evening/ night<3
Requested: Yes
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Your relationship with Bakugou was well.......different. You and him have always had a mutual agreement to respect each other, even so, instead of acting like rivals or enemies of some sort, there was an unspoken you-help-me-I -help-you.
Since middle school where you first met, he wouldn't bully you the way he did to Midoriya although you were really always with the green-haired boy.
If you wanted to quirk train, even if your quirks weren't compatible he'd set aside a certain day to focus on you and your technique. While doing so you'd provide energy bars and necessary protein for after your workout.
It's always been you and Bkugou, you being the only person that he wasn't that aggressive with. Don't get me wrong this piss-ass would cuss you out if you went too far but, there was some wiggle room to his temper that you would DEFINITELY take advantage of.
It's been quite a few years since this relationship was formed and it seemed that nothing much has changed. Except, your feelings for him. When you first met there wasn't any sort of romantic feelings lingering in your gazes at each other, merely glances to make sure you both were okay when you were in public. He'd slip his hand around your waist when you whenever you're in a busy area just to make sure you don't get lost and would call you out on all your bullshit.
Just cause he likes tolerates you doesn't mean he'll coddle you when you're doing things impulsively.
Now, in your third year at UA, you both have climbed the ranks of the ranking system based in the school and were the new 'successors' of the prestigious academy. The new 'Big Four',
-Midoriya Izuku
-Todoroki Shoto
-Bakugou Katsuki
-Y/n L/n
The strongest, most achieved students in the school.
It's been a couple days into the last term at UA and the thought of never actually confessing your feelings was slowly eating you from the inside out.
"Should I tell him? Should I wait-NO y/n, if you wait then you'll wait another 5 years and he'll be happy and with someone alr-"
"What the fuck y/n," Bakugou forcibly pulled you out of your trance, figuratively and literally, he had to grab your collar to keep you from walking into oncoming traffic. "Are you trying to get yourself killed huh?"
"Is everything okay y/n?" Todorki questioned standing next to you, "If you aren't feeling well you should go back to the dorms instead of pushing yourself"
"N-no, everything fine I'm fine. He's so fine," You mumbled the last part but it still caught Bakugou's ear, "Just a bit tired."
"I told you that you have to go to bed earlier, but you always have some sort of excuse. That's why you'll have no chance to be the second-best hero, 'cause you're always fucking sleep-deprived."
"Well, the patrols su-supposed to be over in a couple minutes anyway and we should be going back now, you can get some rest as soon as we get back to the dorms," Midoriya informed. Though he did seem to have a little smirk plastered on his face. Ver out-of-character for him ngl.
Back at the dorms, your odd behaviour continues and it certainly doesn't go unnoticed by Bakugou however.
You didn't go to bed or back to your dorm when you guys got back from patrol, instead, you headed over the dorm's backyard and sat under the sakura tree. Mumbling to yourself, attempting to unsuccessfully remove doubt about your feelings for your childhood friend Bakugou Katsuki, you didn't notice a certain blonde approach you from the other direction.
"What are you doing y/n?" the quick-tempered male questioned. He noticed your odd behaviour but brushed it off mostly, assuring himself that it was just because you've been going to bed at obscene hours of the night or technically day.
Hesitating as to what he should say or how he could confront you on his own feelings, he decided to sit cross-legged opposite you. Your back was resting on the tree trunk with your knees pulled up to your chest and a slightly downcast look on your face.
With a deep breath he started, "What's been going on with you lately. I-i mean, you've been acting all moody and s-"
"I like you. N-no. I don't like you like that haha, I mean you are attractive and all, your hair is really fluffy and surprisingly soft, yes your temper is kinda annoying but, you're actually a pretty decent person. I-i mean more than decent just ho-"
A flick to your forehead brought you out of your little rant which kinda sounded like the emergence of an itty-bitty existential crisis.
nothing new
"C-an you just shut the fuck up, for once?"
Clearly slightly irritated but also suspiciously red ears, he cut you off and once again attempted to get his words out.
How did you feel at this moment. Um, well panicked is a good word. OH! how about, LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE, MIGHT AS WELL DO ALL THE POINTLESS SHIT YOU WANTED TO DO NOW CAUSE AFTER HE REJECTS YOU THERE'LL BE ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU COULD SHOW YOUR FACE TO ANYONE IN SCHOOL AGAIN.
Dramatic yes no.
"Ugh, you are so idiotic, how and why am I in love with such an idiot?"
"I'm not an i- Wait, love? Like LOVE love? I didn't know YOU FUCKING FELT THAT WAY. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU PRICK. YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS YELLING AND MAKING MAC AND CHEESE"
"YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'M GOING TO BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF, YOU MORON. ALSO YES, YES I LOVE YOU"
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"Why are they yelling?" Mina queried, "If they like each other why would they get upset about it." The pitch of her voice raised towards the end of her sentence.
Confusion laced the faces of your classmates who were peering through the glass door leading to the backyard. Several however didn't look very thrilled for you and Bakugou's sudden confessions.
"YAY! Give me your money bitches," Uraraka smirked lurching her hand found awaiting her new cash.
-Did they bet that you would be the one to confess first? Yes.
- Was it wrong? Yes.
-Do they regret it? Kind of, everyone who didn't bet on you though.
"I got that rent money hoes," the brown-haired girl skipped away to her room to count her newly acquired cash.
Once things finally settled down between you and Bakugou, you actually had a civil quiet attempted conversation and once again confessed your feelings for each other. In a quieter way of course.
All in all, things worked out for both of you. You no longer stayed up at night trying to convince yourself that you didn't have a feeling for your best friend totally not creating unspeakable scenarios of him in your head. don't worry we all do it.
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DAY AT THE MALL
-Gender-neutral
ft: Todoroki
Warnings: slight cursing, minor disagreement(nothing serious), fluff
a/n: I talked about a 'Chanel bag' in this story. I'm talking about the bag that they give you when you buy something so.....it can be anything. that's it. proceed-
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-Todoroki
Everybody knows this man his dad is LOADED. It doesn't matter whose money it is to him, especially if it's his dad because he will find a way to spend it on you.
Okie. Let's set the scene:
You and todoroni are walking around the mall, people watching, eating froyo, normal things couples do ig.
"I'll be right back"
Before he can get a response out of you he slips his hand out of yours and gets lost in the crowd of people flocking in and out of various stores.
'D-did he just leave me? I think the fuck not'
After pacing around the spot for about 15 minutes, a couple people genuinely concerned for the person who was going to receive your wrath and another medium froyo later- he's back
'hallelujah'
"Um, sho? Why'd you leave?"
"I went into one of the stores we passed a while back"
-"Yeah, I get that bu-"
-Before you could finish your sentence you noticed the black bag with 'CHANEL' plastered on the front.
-'da fuq'
-"IS THAT A CHANEL BAG?" you whisper-shouted, slightly startling your boyfriend.
-Shoto then began doubting his choice, should he of waited until a special occasion; your birthday, a big achievement?
-you remembering to eat was an achievement in his book tho...
-"Do you not like it?"
-"Do I NoT likE iT!?" you asked in a mocking tone
-"First of all thank you in advance but how many times do I have to tell you to stop buying me such expensive things, love?"
-"Secondly, I haven't seen it yet but, I'm sure I'll love it no matter what"
-Feeling relief flood his mind, he relaxed his shoulders and returned to his usual nonchalant expression. Though he was happy that you didn't make him return it.
-"My father's credit has to be put to use somehow," he defended his actions.
-Knowing that trying to explain to him why he doesn't have to but you all these things was pointless. Sho had his way of showing love and you had yours and that's okay but spending-
-"THREE-THOUSAND DOLLAR SHO?"
-Usually, he'd buy you random gifts and after a while, it became tedious to calculate how much he spent on the bulk of accessories, clothes and more.
-Questions of price usually came with the reply:
-'It's worth it if it's for you'
-'Sho, I get that but it's not your money'
-OR
-' Let me do this for you, please'
-'Trust me I want to spoil you'
-'My father flaming muppet has more money than he knows what to do with hun'
-At the end of the day no matter what you say he'll still spoil you. However, if you insist he'll reduce the number of presents he gives you. What you don't know is that through the year he buys something that he thinks you'll like and give it to you on Christmas.
-He even has the audacity to place random designer pieces into your closet as if you're not going to notice.
-'Sho hun, what's this'
-'A pair of shoes dear'
-"Pair of shoes? Pair of shoes my ass. He knows what he's doing,' you grumble under your breathe.
-"What was that dear?"
-That motherf-
-n e wayz. You love him and he loves you.
-Remind him that cause the boi needs extra love<3
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FIRST DATE WITH 1-A BOYS (1)
-Gender neutral
ft: Bakugou and Kirishima
Warnings: slight cursing, mentions of argument, fluff
a/n: 'italics' are flashbacks btw
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-Bakugou- Day at the arcade
-For your first date I think you guys would go to an arcade.
-Not because he wanted to prove that he could beat you in Pacman
-'Oh wow, boom boy can't handle losing? Pathetic.' Bakugou and you were having a heated conversation on who had the highest score on the Pacman machine downtown.
-'Cause it's not like you guys have hero exams and shit to be worrying about
-"Ha. See I told you. I knew I had the higher score," currently you were gloating in your' achievement'.
-"You're such a bitch," Bakugou grumbled under his breath.
-"Bitches get things done, deal with it"
-After much banter, yelling and quite a few curses coming from your date, you guys kinda got kicked out.......
-n e wayz-
-That date was.......something. Um.
-Honestly would go on a second date with him if it meant seeing him so pissed again.
-He's secretly soft for you<3
-Kirishima-Picnic in the park
-This bean is absolutely freaking adorable.
-Okie. Hear me out:
-Pinterest worthy picnic in the park.
-Extremely aesthetic charcuterie boards with a shit ton of cheese and fruit.
-AHHHHHHH
-He tries so hard and succeeds
-Just wants to see you happy, even if that means you take a million pictures of you 'about-to-be-iconic-date'.
-Loves to see you smile and I am completely positive that he brought a Polaroid camera to personally capture this adorable moment.
-I think I can speak for all of us when I say, 'KIRISHIMA IS PERFECT'
-Oh and pics of your date kinda blew up. lol!
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OUTFITS I CAN SEE NEKOMA WEARING
ft: Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Yaku, Yamamoto
Warnings: slight cursing
-an: -Not really sure what this is but.......this is just my opinion and how I imagined them dressed. Um. If you don't agree with my opinion that's fine, i respect that. Just please ignore if you don't like<3
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-Kuroo
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-I don't really know what this is but, it gives my Kuroo vibes...........
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-Kenma
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-I feel like he would laze around in sweats but, the times he actually goes out he'd be pretty casual. Not really into fashion.
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-Lev
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-Fun, slight Pinterest boy aesthetic ig!
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-Yaku
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-All I can say is mwah. mwah.mwah <3. Beautiful. Perfection. ahhhhhhh
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-Yamamoto
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-Mister, 'i gotta caterpillar on me hed' totally don't say that in a British accent is rocking this shit.
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i'm in theatre class rn and we're doing improv.
The prompt was two girls getting ready to go out.
-'oh my god i love you hair, where'd you get it? Aliexpress.
-LMAOSFGNH
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RANDOM THINGS THE HQ BOYS WOULD SAY(1)
ft: Atsumu, Oikawa, Semi & Reon
Warnings: a couple curse words sorry
an: part 2 here
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-Atsumu
-'Dress slutty, I can fight'
-'Competition? Who said I was playing?'
-'Please my wife is Pregnant' (when he's at the McDonalds drive-through and the 'ice-cream machine is broken
-Oikawa
-'Jealousy is a disease bitch, get well soon'
-' She has to be a social experiment'
-'I am a delicate fucking flower'
-Semi
-'First-degree premeditated bullshit'
-Ew. You sound like my therapist'
-'Don't got time to die I got shit to do'
-Reon
-' Here's a cup of calm the fuck down'
-'Goest and fucketh thyself'
-'That doesn't prove shit'
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BNHA BOYS' LOVE LANGUAGES (2)
ft: Shinsou &Todoroki
Warnings: mentions of self-doubt in Shinsou’s, fluff
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-Shinsou
-Where do I even start with this literal work of art. This man has me running laps
-simp
-Okie. Definitely isn't one for PDA, prefers these things to be done in private with just each other's company.
-β€˜Yuck! Public displays of affection
-To me, Shinsou's love language is either Words of Affirmation or Quality Time.
-I can't really state which one would suit him best but I can imagine him relating to both. In the end, I'm going to say his love language is:
-Words of Affirmation:-
-Shinsou is an overthinker, so as an overthinker myself I'll guess and say that he often puts himself in other people's' shoes. i.e. If he's in a situation that usually makes him doubt his importance to you as his s/o, or questioning if you love him, he'll just remind you that he loves you.
-Instead of doubting his abilities in himself he wonders if you do the same and remembers to remind you how much you mean to him.
-He opts to pecks on the cheek and replaces hand-holding as you walk through the mall with reassurance.
-Just because he thinks about how you feel in situations doesn't mean he'll neglect his feelings and well-being.
-He sought of has this perfect balance!
-Todoroki
-I feel like this bean is a mess
-He's touch starved so he enjoys physical affection. Not really one for PDA though.
-He's doubtful and insecure and I'd imagine he'd be known to relationships and just try to be the best at everything.
-We all know that he's isn't the most talkative either so after further evaluation, I've come to the conclusion that he has multiple love languages.
-Words of Affirmation and Receiving gifts(giving gifts to his s/o).
-Words of Affirmation is pretty straight forward but I'm going to explain Receiving gifts a bit.
-Receiving gifts, saying that he wants to give his s/o stuff will make it way easier to understand.
-He wants to shower you with gifts and presents, another way that he shows his love for you.
-daddy's money
-He understands you and you understand him. He has his specific ways that he shows his love and you do too.
-Once you both understand this, you'll be fine. I'm sure of it!
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Thank you so much for 6 followers on my first-day posting. I hope you enjoy my blog!
Posting part 2 of 'Bnha boys' love languages' tmr>3
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