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zorubark · 28 days

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Ben Shapiro: Hi this is the company where we only hire horrible people Candace Owens: ok some years later... Ben Shapiro: You're being horrible, you're fired! How did I hire such a horrible person (the other daily wire cew next to shapiro): Matt Walsh: I'm a pedophile Jeremy Boreing: I think Nick Fuentes is a good speaker Michael Knowles: I like genocide

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zorubark · 28 days

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Since I haven’t seen anyone else post it yet, here is the all 3 sections of the “Ode to Spamton” from the Spamton Sweepstakes Finale:

He showers our souls with incredible deals,

and with hearty pipis our heart he so steals.

No fool would be greater than he who denies,

That Spamton give me the chance to earn

wild prize!

Not a circus clown, who’s more sick than he funny

a lovable salesman, who give me free money!

You may ask, Who is next?

You may ask, Who will be?

Who will be the secret boss,

Of adventure no 3?

Me don’t know

And me don’t cares!

Me only care about Spamton!

The rest can go up in the airs!

Please pay [4.99] to continue the poem

Spamton, o, Spamton, of my friends, you are the best,

An object, heart shaped, please take from my chest.

I’ll give you my riches, I’ll give you my poors,

Kromer Sandwich I feed you, like money filled s’mores.

You are honest and perfect, No need to repent.

I’ll give you my stuff, till I don’t have a cent

And when I have given, with no more to give,

I’ll make sure his haters, have not long 2 live.

I’ll smash my TV with a battering ram

I’ll kill my TV with a battering ram!

I’ll brush my TV with mayonnaise and slimes

I’ll crush my TV for it’s horrible crimes!

I don’t need a TV anymore!

Spamton is here, and he I adore!

I’ll dress in thine face, and in thine costume

And smile while odes to your greatness I croon

I’ll lend my life force, I’ll give all my power

Even if doing, I die in one hour.

It’s all for this message, listen forth to my plea;

PLAY SPAMTON WARS NOW, FREE ON PIPIS 3!

Spamton, of all men who ever lived, you are the best.

May the hymn of The Angel sing thee to thy rest.

(Please pay 4.99 now.)

#archive #important #deltarune #spamton #spamton g spamton #ode to spamton #spamton sweepstakes #spamton stream #spamton a spamton

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zorubark · 1 month

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@axolotlsauce

I only got to play firered(pirated on my phone), X, alpha sapphire, moon, ultra sun, and shield, and I WON'T. ALLOW. THIS GALAR SLANDER! I don't know the the paldean gyms are boring but 1. the galar gyms being stadiums is cool. 2. the tile systems have many cool pros but the wooloo minigame, which I liked a lot, would have been way harder and less fun in my opinion

biuwbeivisolhiuawgougv sorry for going all out like that I love gen 3 gyms since I played them and know them but I love galar as well

I wish Pokémon had a online mode or maybe even in game mode where you could be some sort of gym leader

In this mode, you would choose a type to specify in and you can only use Pokémon of that type, players(who can use any type of pokemon) can challenge you, if they win, they get a badge you customized(kinda like the League Card exchange in SwSH).

Outside of the multiplayer mode, maybe in the post game you could become a gym leader, I would personally inspire it in things like the battle Tower(another SwSh example), Battle Tree from Alola, etc, where you battle many challengers, it would be funny if sometimes the challengers were your rival who without warning you is trying to become a champion again, the champion, who is just there to test you, Red, because I miss adult Red from Sun and Moon, please come back

I think becoming a champion is cool but it would be nice if the mainline pokemon games where to let you dive into other niches as your main thing, imagine a game where you can participate in pokemon contests and that can be your main thing, you use the gym badges as decoration or something lol

#galar defenders come together

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zorubark · 1 month

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he's right behind me isn't he...

-sprigatito

#pokemon horizons #sprigatito #pokeani #pikachu #anipoke #pokemon anime #captain pikachu #pkmn scvi #trainer liko #pokemon liko #liko #friede #professor friede #pokemon friede

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zorubark · 1 month

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I wish Pokémon had a online mode or maybe even in game mode where you could be some sort of gym leader

In this mode, you would choose a type to specify in and you can only use Pokémon of that type, players(who can use any type of pokemon) can challenge you, if they win, they get a badge you customized(kinda like the League Card exchange in SwSH).

Outside of the multiplayer mode, maybe in the post game you could become a gym leader, I would personally inspire it in things like the battle Tower(another SwSh example), Battle Tree from Alola, etc, where you battle many challengers, it would be funny if sometimes the challengers were your rival who without warning you is trying to become a champion again, the champion, who is just there to test you, Red, because I miss adult Red from Sun and Moon, please come back

I think becoming a champion is cool but it would be nice if the mainline pokemon games where to let you dive into other niches as your main thing, imagine a game where you can participate in pokemon contests and that can be your main thing, you use the gym badges as decoration or something lol

#zorubark #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon swsh #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet violet #pkmn #pokemon sword and shield #galar #swsh #alola #pokemon sun and moon #pokemon usum #pokemon sm

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zorubark · 2 months

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ut kids and dt teens/adults

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zorubark · 2 months

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so uumm, I was DEADLY WRONG GYAHAHAHAHA THANK GOD FOR POKEMON Z REAL GOD BLESS KALOS

God Bless Kalos.......

But now I have new predictions slash ideas for pokemon legends entries, I think that the legends entries will be about stuff that didnt get release, didnt get its spotlight, that was limited, like how Arceus only had an event outside of Sinnoh, Arceus was limited and for a while it was illegal to try to get him after that, and Arceus never got their own game

Zygarde was also in a limbo, it was supposed to be like Giratina, in Diamond & Pearl, Giratina was there but had no relevence in the story, they were just in a cave, just like our buddy Zygarde! But fate had that Zygarde would not get it's game, so just like Arceus, he got a sidequest in a different region, Alola

So I think Legends games will help fill loose ends, show how important pokemon things came to be, make many old things acessible, and continue what was discontinued, or what just never came to be.

SO MY PREDICTIONS NOW ARE:

Pokemon Legends Gray

Some people want a legends game set in the future, that's a cool idea and all but it's too time fucky for me, it would create a bunch of problems for the writers, a big Great Tusk in the room, the paradoxes(I said the thing!).

I hope a Unova legends game is medieval, but I want us to get the full dragon and I can't think of how we could see it in the past and keep it too, because it obviously split, so paradox again, or maybe not, it depends. In PLA we can catch all the legendaries and then Dawn and Lucas still get to catch them, I just assume that the PLA protagonists live a long happy life and the legendaries just get released, so maybe it could be like that, but it would imply that after splitting, at some point in history, they fused again, but it's never implied that, right now it seems like the two dragons never made ammends and stayed as separate entities

I think a Legends Gray could be not in the far future, but after black and white 2, where Truth and Ideals finally come together.

I actually have an idea for the protagonists, they would be two twins, if you choose to be a boy both the twins are boys, one resembles Hilbert and the other Nate, and the same if you choose to be a girl. But instead of being direct counterparts, these twins would be distant relatives, since Hildabert's mom says Rosa/Nate look so much like their child, I thought "wouldnt it be fun if they were somewhat related", but this idea was for an ancestor of Hilda, Hilbert, Rosa and Nate, but I just elaborated why essentially a continuation of BW2 would be good, so I can only imagine them as distant cousins

Pokemon Legends Eclipse

So, check out this bit of history on Alola:

"Necrozma, arrives in Alola through an Ultra Wormhole, stealing all of the light in the region and shrouding it in darkness. During the events it gets a hold of SolgaleoUS/LunalaUM and turns into Dusk Mane NecrozmaUS/Dawn Wings NecrozmaUM. Under the commands of Alola's royalty, the four tapu battled the now dubbed "pillager of light" to retrieve the region's light. With the help of a youth using a Sparkling Stone and Z-Power, the group had managed to defeat and banish Necrozma, restoring the region's light and freeing SolgaleoUS/LunalaUM from it. This had created Alola's tradition of the island challenge. All books related to Necrozma were burned."

I imagine the game could take place exactly there, it has a lot of important things that PLA had:

Showing the origin of things of Pokémon or the region(PLA: origin of pokebals and the pokedex, origin of sinnoh, etc | Eclipse: Origin of island challenge, could be used for the origin of z moves and sparkling stones, and much more)

It's also said that most historical books with necrozma were burned, a Legends Eclipse has a lot of room for new stories about Necrozma, and room for the writers to get creative.

thats all for today folks

I think what many Pokemon Legends game ideas get wrong, i think at least, is using a legendary for the name of the game, like "Legends kyurem" or "Legends Zygarde". Many times people use the third legendary of the main three for the title, but Giratina wasn't the one to get a Legends game, in fact it would have made more sense to have a Legends Giratina as a parallel to platinum, since it released with the Sinnoh remakes.

The one who got the spotlight was another important, but not heavily featured pokemon, Arceus, a mythical pokemon. So I think there's a higher chance for the next Legends game to feature a mythical with predominance. In Legends Arceus there was also many mythicals that we could catch without needing special events, making them more acessible, so maybe the Legends series will in general make mythicals more acessible?

I was thinking of a Kalos Legends game and I think Pokemon Legends Hoopa would be the best choice, it can teleport you back in time with it's rings, without the need for Arceus intervention. In ORAS because of Hoopa's rings we can catch legendaries from other regions and their themes aren't updated because they're supposed to be from the older games' timelines, this happens in USUM too, so I believe Hoopa is too interesting to not use.

Diancie and Volcanion should also appear, Volcanion has so little lore, the most interesting thing it has is the fact that in the southern part of the Kalos region, Volcanion is revered, people believe that a steam explosion caused by Volcanion created the plain where they live. This probably references the region of Occitania, the mountainous region that covers most of southern France and whose regional flag Volcanion takes its design from, which is really cool.

Diancie could also be integrated in the plot, maybe instead of her needing to make a new Diamond Heart for the Diamond Domain, the very first Diamond Heart could be made, or Diancie can be born, either works. Diancie is said to have been born from a Carbink that had undergone a mysterious mutation, the mutation could be related to the main story somehow.

In fact, I thought about a villain that wants to make everyone immortal, thinking it will create a Utopia, their plan will fail but create consequences in the region. Since Xerneas/Yveltal wake up every thousand years, I imagined the story would take place one thousand years before the events of X and Y, and the region would be medieval themed.

For Unova, it has no mythical with reality bending abilities and I sadly can't imagine anything except a Legends Kyurem, how is Victini, Meloetta or Keldeo going to hold an entire game like Arceus did? Genesect wasn't even created until recent events in the Pokemon world.

Because each mythical of Unova has a piece of history, it's hard to choose just one, they complete each other in a way

Some people speculutate on Johto remakes because of the many hints towards johto relevancy, and I think the Mythical main pokemon theory fits for Johto! Legends Celebi could work

I hope someone sees this theory and uses it for imagining new pokemon stuff or coming up with a Unova Legends game since I couldn't. I think a medieval, victorian, or early to middle 20th century Unova game would be really good, specially because if it were to be medieval, it could make kinda what Arceus made with Team Galactic and make Team Plasma into real knights, the Unova region has lots of medieval stuff and I think it's even better than Kalos for a medieval game

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zorubark · 2 months

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Leila Khaled: Hijacker (2006, Lina Makboul)

-Could you be described as a terrorist? -Our enemies say so. Our enemies call any form of popular resistance terrorism. Who decides and defines what terrorism is? As far as l'm concerned, occupation is terrorism. My people and l have a right to fight it. l don't care what others call it. People have a right to fight those who occupy their country by all means possible, including weapons. That's what it says in the UN declaration. But Leila, if you look up ''terrorist'' in a dictionary?

You, the whole of Sweden and Europe and the USA can travel to Haifa. But l can't, I'm not allowed to. Not just me. 5 million Palestinians can't see Palestine. lsrael doesn't care about international law. Why should we accept that?

#leila khaled #palestine

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zorubark · 2 months

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Qilin are benevolent creatures, but do not mistake that kindness for weakness. They are powerful creatures that will fight fiercely to protect the innocent and punish the wicked. Solidarity with Palestine 🇵🇸

#qilin #Palestine #free palestine #Gaza #i stand with palestine #from the river to the sea #strength in solidarity

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zorubark · 2 months

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Habibi (2011) dir. Susan Youssef

Habibi, a story of forbidden love, is a fiction feature set in Gaza. Two students in the West Bank are forced to return home to Gaza, where their love defies tradition. To reach his lover, Qays grafittis poetry across town. Habibi is a modern re-telling of the famous ancient Sufi parable Majnun Layla. The full Arabic title is ‘Habibi Rasak Kharban,’ which translates as “Darling, something’s wrong with your head.” — from the Palestine Film Institute

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zorubark · 2 months

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reblog if you would let your blorbo COOK you and EAT you

#cannibal tw #cannibalposting #eat people #tw cannibalism #196

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zorubark · 2 months

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YOU WERE FUCKING COOKING KEEP COOKING

That one time I made a post on Twitter about how Sir Pentious' character could've gone in the story 3 days before the finale.

It did numbers...

And in a way it came true...

WOAH!!

#Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel Spoilers #Sir Pentious #Speculations #jujutsu kaisen?#hazbin #hazbin hotel theory #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel ep 8 #hazbin hotel finale

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zorubark · 2 months

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Both Adam and Sir Pentious are dubbed by the same guy, they died on the same episode

WHAT IF ADAM RESPAWNS IN HELL JUST LIKE SIR PENTIOUS DID IN HEAVEN

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zorubark · 2 months

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IM SO PROUD OF BEING BRAZILIAN

#Finally- A good day to be brazilian #brazil #brazilian #palestine #free gaza #free palestine #gaza #ceasefire #israel #fuck israel #i stand with palestine #fuck the us government #palestine genocide #end the occupation #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #from the river to the see #from the river to the sea israel will be free #fuck the usa #fuck the usa goverment

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zorubark · 2 months

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Why does Charlie say Hell's population is out of control and mentions clensing the souls of the sinners but sinners can only live in the pride ring, and she's the princess of hell, so everyone is supposed to be her subjects, what does she think of imps, can she like, change stuff outside of the pride ring, do the angels not give a fuck about the rest of hell, why is the pride ring everything, one thing is it being the center of the story, it makes sense, but why is the story trying to ignore the rest of the world, imagine Charlie trying to make Hell a better place for hellborn demons as well!

Anyway, why is most of hell just a society of demons and not related to humans at all, what's up with that, does it imply hell existed before humans, also I hope Eve is in hell to comment on the demonization of her but idk if theyre gonna do that...

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zorubark · 2 months

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A 90s pc game asthetic, but the lineart is sketchy

#krita sketch #kritaart #made with krita #krita #drawn with krita #pixel artist #pixelart #pixel art #pixel graphics #ドット絵 #pixelart ドット絵 #pixel asthetic #90s aesthetic #90s anime #90s games #zorubark

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