The real question: What poor motherfucker's gonna get dragged through spacetime and become a new fandom obsession with their haunted eyes and aura of tragedy this time
EDIT: [Image description: digital art of the Pokemon Zygarde in its serpent-like 50% form, staring at the viewer with one eye glowing. The background resembles a cave, with the silhouettes of Xerneas and Yveltal glowing and in shadow, respectively. End description.]