You guys really liked my last poll so

@harpoonsnotspoons show Dove

if someone made this edit already im sorry

Thinking about this little Alex doodle in my science notebook that I did once and keep staring at

Rip Alex Williams, you would have loved Chonny Jash

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.

Larry Mitchell, The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions (1977)

i hate you chronic pain i hate you perpetual ache i hate you joints that don't work i hate you chronic fatigue i love you ibuprofen i love you warm baths and showers

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

Xisuma in REAL LIFE used to be stoner and some of his odd muchies consist of

- dorito dust mixed with dip in a homogeneous mixture

- oranges (peel ON “for the fibre”) dipped in greek yogurt

- “bowl of goop” that’s made of soup, noodles, cheese and crackers mixed until it’s thick goo

Overall, since the boiled chicken incident, I sincerely believe this man can’t cook. On another note can we get Xisuma with a hjuge blunt

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

shuckle without shell idea

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating