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waynesblog · 3 years
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jason : i can't talk right now , im doing hot girl shit
jason , continues reading jayroy fanfics :
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waynesblog · 3 years
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jason : hey , bruce ?
bruce : yes ?
jason : can a person breathe inside of a washer machine while its on ?
bruce :
bruce : jason . . where's dick-
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waynesblog · 3 years
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bruce : my house , my rules
damian : my knife , your life
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waynesblog · 4 years
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jason : did you hang out with tim last night ?
dick : you know , yeah - I did.
jason : oh . . I love tim
dick : . . you hate tim
jason : YEAH - NO SHIT , DICK
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waynesblog · 4 years
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jason : the only person I love most is me
jason : look , if I could run across the beach into my own arms , I would.
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waynesblog · 4 years
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Innocence - Nightwing x Reader
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Requested by Anon -  Hey how are you? Would you mind doing a wonder woman’s daughter who became one member of the young Justice team and she’s very strong and skilled but know nothing about men world and everyone became overprotective of her cuz she’s too naive? Thank you for sharing with us your writing! I rlly love your fics ❤❤❤
Requested by Anon - Your writing is great! Could I request a fluffy YJ!Nightwing X fem!reader scenario where the reader asks him about the birds and bees (because she honestly doesn’t know and Wally accidently mentioned something along those lines in front of her while talking to Artemis) and Nightwing’s reaction? Thanks!  
Author’s Note - I kinda spun this two requests together and made something that doesn’t follow the requests completely. I’m sorry if this isn’t what you wanted. 
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waynesblog · 4 years
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I love them , they deserve the best in life
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the best bat siblings 😜
please do not use/repost my art without permission
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waynesblog · 4 years
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"I love you with all of my ass ... I would say heart , but my ass is bigger .."
- Dick Grayson at some point
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waynesblog · 4 years
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Jealousy Kind of Looks Good On You-Tim Drake
A/N: Requested. Hope you like it anon!
Warnings: none, 1.2k
it’s a batboys request so I hope it’s okay XD
y/n works with the batfam and she goes undercover on a mission, and when she has to pretend to seduce a target, Tim tries and fails to hide his jealousy, which leads to a fight until he tells her he likes her.
only if it’s okay <3
You pulled the dress down over your choice of weapon, the Sai, standing up straight, you smiled when the sharp point was secured. Fixing the straps on your heels, you finally descended down the stairs to see Tim and Dick waiting on you. This was your first undercover mission and you were so excited! Like you got to dress up and gain intel for the team. You were ready to show out honestly, plus Tim was your partner tonight too.
The Red Robin was skilled in everything he did and watching him work was a sight because he was calculated and dangerous and so hot at the same time. You had to get your crush off your mind so you could do your job tonight, not wanting another lecture from Bruce again. 
“That dress was a good call. The one I was going to put you in might have been too…”
“Ugly.” Tim supplied that word for Dick, causing you to chuckle.
“Seriously Dick. How can a pretty boy like you have no sense of fashion?” you shook your head, standing closer to the duo now. Dick rolled his eyes at the attack from you and Tim but he found it so cute of what a power couple you guys would be….if you both weren’t chickens.
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waynesblog · 4 years
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Jason: Hey, I don't feel so good
Roy: Huh, that's weird. When did that start?
Jason: Right after I ate that sandwich. What kind of wheat bread did you buy it looked different.
Roy: Wheat bread?
Jason: Yeah I asked you to buy wheat instead of white
Roy: Wheat? You said Weed Bread
Jason: WHY WOULD I SAY WEED BREAD WHAT THE FUCK ROY ARE YOU TELLING ME IM HIGH RIGHT NOW
Roy: huh, I was kinda wondering why you wanted to weed bread. Wheat makes a lot more sense now that I think about it
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waynesblog · 4 years
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👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
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waynesblog · 4 years
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dick : 🎶 what is love ? 🎶
damian : a neurochemical con job
dick :
dick : 🎶 baby don't hurt me 🎶
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waynesblog · 4 years
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HUNGRY D.G.
Request: Hear me out: “why so late? I would’ve made you something to eat ” + ‘you sure you got nothing for me to eat? 😏’ + “…. We’re still talking about food… Right?’ + 'that.. is totally up to you’ And scene. Do with this what you will. I just had to get it out of my head.
Warning: implied smut, fluff, I’m gonna say 18+ just to be safe but
A/N: Is it acceptable to go to bed at 7pm because I’m ready to do that
Word Count: 1.2k
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When you first started dating Dick Grayson, you were used to him cancelling on dates. He was a detective in Bludhaven, of course he was going to be busy. He’d call in telling you this case was going to keep him up late and that he wasn’t going to make it. How were you supposed to say no to him stopping crime?
Dick was ridiculously grateful for you. You understood that his life was hectic and you never judged him for it. Sure, you were upset from time to time but he always made it up to you one way or another. He still wasn’t sure how he got so lucky to find you.
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waynesblog · 4 years
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things I want to do :
bruce wayne
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waynesblog · 4 years
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i looked up batman’s height and it turns out that he is climbable
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waynesblog · 4 years
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jason todd :
me : 🎶 break my back like a kit kat bar 🎶
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Hey there! Can I request a Jason Todd x fem reader with the Halloween headcanons 🔮 and if it’s ok to add the fortune teller predicting their future life together
Hii sorry it took me so long to write this!I've been without much inspiration. I hope you like this and thanks for requesting ❤️❤️
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"I'm not going"
"why not?"
"because it's dumb"
"C'mon. For me?" You said giving Jason your best puppy dog eyes. It was safe to say you'd already won. There's no way Jason could resist that, and you tested your theory to be true. You smiled, triumphantly and grabbed his hand to dragged him towards where the fortune teller was. It took you both a little over twenty minutes since Jason seemed to distract you with every possible thing, and while you didn't realize the first two times, you certainly noticed a pattern and the next time he wanted to stop because 'look babe there's a batman plushie maybe we should get it' could work only so many times. He huffed, crossing his arms against his chest and looked at you with what you assumed was a threatening glare. You ignore his complaints and when the couple before you got out, you grabbed his hand and walked inside the tent.
The placed smell of incense; a wood like scent filled your nose. The light was provided only by dozens of candles placed on the table and the floor and in the middle was a middle aged lady,a turban on top of her head and the biggest crystal ball you've ever seen.
"welcome children, please take a seat so we can begin" the lady said with a twinkle in her eyes. She appeared to be nice, big lips painted with a cherry red lipstick drew your attention towards them, and they probably that colour to advert the attention off the big mole she has in her chin. Jason huffed again, adding a role of his eyes this time. You elbowed him on the stomach,and before he could complain you spoke:
"of course"
You both sat down in front of her. The woman smiled, asking if you were ready to start and the payment should be after her predictions. You were kinda nervous to be honest. It was a long time ago since you came to one of this, and the last one didn't end up well for you, and your favorite pair of shoes, that you've lost coincidentally after a fortune teller told you, that something bad would happen to you. You were convinced that this time it would be better.
Hopefully.
The woman hummed, placing both hands on top of the crystal ball and began the session. Jason looked annoyed, and you knew that whatever is that the woman would say, he'd act like an idiot. You were prepared for this, placing on hand on top of his thigh. On pinch and he'd shut up.
"I see good things coming for you two" the fortune teller spoke. "I see you've been together for quite some time." Your eyes widened, nodding. You always loved the way they just knew. Even though what she said was vague, you enjoy giving into the magic of it all.
"ahh, you two had a strong bond. Not many people this days have one quite like yours. Specially at such a young age. Fortune and good luck is coming your way, but not everything that shine is gold. Remember wait I'm saying. I see pain and hardships approaching too; to face this you must trust each other. The bond is unbreakable as long as you make it unbreakable. Nothing in life is free, but you can make it affordable if you follow your heart."
Jason looked less irritated and more curious about what other hardships must thet face. Wasn't enough to risk they life every single day?
"what about us? Do you see us in the future together?" You asked, with curiosity.
The lady hummed, moving her hands around the crystal ball. She looked inside it and smile genuinely.
"yes" she said "like I said, the bond is unbreakable as long as you keep it that way. But I do see you two together, happy, very happy indeed. You two are in for the long run" you looked at Jason,who was avoiding eye contact. You noticed his ears had turned pink from embarrassment and you smile sweetly. Grabbing his hand you place a kiss on the back of it and you saw the blush spread to his face and neck. She could live her whole life seeing his face. Jason looked back at you and smiled fondly at you. Those little moments where the ones you loved the most. Forgetting momentarily that you were in front of the fortune teller you kissed Jason, and he didn't have to think twice before reciprocating. It wasn't a long kiss, but you both understood what the other was trying to say. You were too busy looking at each to notice anyone else.
"that'll be $10 please" the lady interrupted making you two burst out laughing.
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