You wouldn’t download a haggis…
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Im a man in the way a car is used in those anti pirating ad thingys. You know, like “you wouldn’t download a gender”
You feel?
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Dave: i downloaded this vehicle
John: what do you mean?
Dave: well my mate dirk has this hella good 3d printer
Dave: so he hacked the toyota mainframe and downloaded this here hilux
Dave: and then it was just a matter of printing
John: you downloaded this vehicle?
Dave: yes
John: that’s stealing!
Dave: hows it stealing
Dave: i made an exact copy
Dave: i didnt steal anything from anyone
John: you took potential profits from Toyota!
Dave: i wasn’t going to buy a hilux either way
Dave: theyve lost no profits
Dave: this hurts no one
John: … that’s actually quite a good argument for online piracy.
Dave: i pirated this vehicle
John: what about those ads that say “you wouldn’t download a car”?
Dave: well it turns out
Dave: given the chance
Dave: yes
Dave: yes i would
Dave: i would download a car
Dave: and i did
Dave: at the first opportunity
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new york state of mind is so fucking good like are you joking . it comes down to reality . but that’s fine with me cause i’ve let it slide . don’t care if it’s chinatown or on riverside . i don’t have any reasons . i left them all behind . i’m in a new york state of mind . like so true billy i hate new york but so true
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I love the lords in black design and looks so much. The way they’re sinister and playful is just Chef’s kiss.
Except, I can’t take Blinky seriously... they just look like every fake hacker in a Nickelodeon show.
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Compiling links for another fic rec list and eyes looking up at me (so eager to please) aus GP workout fic no longer on ao3 I-
DOWNLOAD UR FAVES DONT BE ME
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currebt events have reminded me that i forgot to update about a very heartbreaking devastating development
i’ve been getting Slapped Silly for apparently posting actual genitalia on my twitter dot com. but it’s just. a direct screenshot of an all ages farming sim. i even censored it the second time and i STILL got slapped!!!!
completely real extremely human carefully reviewed my appeal and determined Nope Still Porn Bozo
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can u post your mobile icon?
It’s just this cute pic from his insta! Babygirl levels unmatched.
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just read the entirety of “the unwanted guest” crouched like a gargoyle on the floor of my local bookstore
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I really hate to be that guy but I genuinely think it’s real weird that the disco elysium twt account (that is still run by ZA/UM!!!! Who kicked out the original creators!!!) posted a picture of Harry and Kim’s models kissing and some people just like forgot about the aforementioned kicking the creators out and being a bad company because of that!!!
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nothing too cute or unhinged better happen in LITA today: I forgot my laptop & won’t be able to GIF until way later. [swoons dramatically onto velvet fainting couch]
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