Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.

‘For Crying Outloud’ by Richie Talboy for Highsnobiety ‘Beauty’ Issue (2023)

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

pretty bedbound today after a flare up, but made this cute lil thing i’m thinking of making merch of if anyone would be interested?

"we need more weird queer people" most of you can't even handle nonhumans

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Breaking: Blogger with "communist pepe" icon uses r-slur, reclamation status debated. Vibe level downgraded to "Sus" upon discovery of ten consecutive low-res photographs of politically dubious eastern European paramilitaries.