a/n: I totally didn’t forget the result of my poll…a..couple months back, lmao. I’ve actually always been thinking about it but never had a chance to sit down and get them done lol. Starting off strong with the riddle bois! Not sure who's up next, but no worries, all the rogues I write for will have a chance to shine!
Also not entirely back to fully uploading like I used to but may upload like once in a blue moon especially when the inspiration strikes me or if I need a small break from drawing lol
Content Warning: mentions of non-gender specific nudity and some allusions to sexual activity but nothing explicit.
The Riddlers React to Reader Going to Bed Naked
Arkhamverse Riddler:
- Well, first things first he’s got to be willing to go to bed.
- You figured you could have an interesting surprise waiting for him when he finally gives into the sweet call of slumber.
- Edward doesn't notice at first–basically running on fumes as he gets under the covers.
- It isn't until he tries to get comfortable he notices.
- And he is extremely shocked.
- How–what–what's the logic behind this? This is ridiculous!
- He almost has half a mind to wake you up and demand you put and demand you put something on.
- Yet he somehow even feels too tired to even do that.
- Ed will deny it in the morning, but you cannot deny that he did enjoy nestling into your side and into your skin.
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- Oh..uhh…oh wow…umm…is that really comfortable?
- Gotham can be unbearingly cold at night and his apartment doesn't have the best heater.
- Edward is still very new to this level of intimacy–
- His brain will go into overdrive, trying to figure out if you're trying to tell him something.
- Are-are you trying to initiate…what he thinks you are?
- As his head spins, his face is flushed red.
- Edward will try to work up the courage to ask what this is about.
- You will have to explain to him if you were teasing him or just trying a new sensation.
- Either way, he will understand or try to, just give him a heads up next time…you almost gave him a heart attack.
Gotham Riddler:
- Is that really comfortable? 2.0
- His whole pale face is as red as a ripe tomato.
- Eddie will likely assume you aren't feeling well…that…that's the only explanation.
- Are you getting chills? Are you overheating? Do you feel nauseous? Here let him take your temperature.
- You really can't help but laugh and find his concern incredibly endearing.
- Ed is relieved to hear you're fine, but is now back to surprise when he realizes you were just teasing him.
- What…what should he do? For once he kinda leans into his confident alter ego for guidance.
- Once you two get closer and he gets to feel the softness of your skin, he's immediately hooked.
- Eddie can't just have his hands touching you, he wants all of his skin touching your own.
BTAS Riddler:
- Man's face is as red as his hair.
- Well, well, well…this is um…quite the surprise.
- Where in the world did you get this idea?
- Eddie will try to keep a confident and collected aura about him.
- But he's absolutely quivering on the inside, his heart about to beat out of his chest.
- His eyes rake over your body, appreciatively, until you tore the covers from his hand and snuggle into the mattress as you tuck the comforter back underneath you.
- You tease him and say he can't see or touch until he joins you also naked.
- Well, who's he to turn down a deal like that?
- Eddie snatches the covers and hops into bed, quick to wrap you in his arms and kiss youwhich muffled your laughs.
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- Oh my God fucking FINALLY
- As much as he does enjoy the occasional strip tease…
- Having you already naked makes it a gazillion times easier to get to the main event.
- I imagine this Ed only sleeps in his boxers (briefs)...(and question mark socks)
- So when he sees you naked he's very quick to discard his underwear.
- If you weren't trying to have sex by sleeping nude then…good luck trying to convince him otherwise.
- Or trying to get his hands off of you…like at all.
- But come on, were you really expecting anything less?
Telltale Riddler:
- Quirks an eyebrow.
- He's not sure if he's amused, confused, or annoyed.
- And you can't quite tell either at first.
- Of course not one to give in to your antics..
- He asks you plainly what you're doing and what you were expecting out of this “surprise”
- You shrug, maybe you wanted to catch him off guard, maybe you've been getting too hot cause he won't let you turn the ac on (cause if it's hitting anything below 80°F he claims to be freezing)
- Ed will either call your bluff and actually get into bed with you and not give you any attention…you will have to work for that.
- Or he'll tell you to put some clothes on or he won't share a bed with you.
- OR if you catch him on a particularly trying night he may just pounce immediately.
Young Justice Riddler:
- *blue screen of death*
- *dial up internet sounds*
- Most likely to genuinely have his nose slowly bleed.
- He's confused on what to do or how to respond.
- Like not that he doesn't…err…appreciate you letting him see you but…why?
- Also like Gotham Riddler and wonders if maybe you're overheating or not feeling well.
- When you tell him you just wanted to tease him, he's practically melting.
- Oh well, yeah you…you did very successfully.
- You'll likely have to drag him to bed with you and proceed to take off his clothes for him so he can join you properly.
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All The King’s Men.
Chapter Five. Line Of Fire.
Watercolour Series.
Words: 39k
Status: In Progress
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Dick Grayson/Wally West, BatFamily
Summary:
A threat against the Wayne Family arises, one that forces them into hiding. Stuck out in a cabin hidden in the mountains of Montana, Dick has to juggle keeping his family from tearing itself apart, missing his fiance like crazy, and a mystery that has plagued him all his life.
Chapter Five Excerpt:
It wasn’t just the shock of this confession that had his siblings so tongue tied. That, he knew for a fact. He could see it plain as day on each of their faces. No, it was the mental gymnastics required to conjure the image of Bruce Wayne pointing a gun at someone. Some things just defied imagination.
Tim was the first to attempt to speak, and even then, he hesitated. “You...?”
“I was the one who shot Dick,” Bruce repeated. His voice was even and strong, with an inward brutality. He recited every step with an almost clinical detachment, when Dick knew that he was anything but detached from the memory. “I picked up a gun off the street, I checked that it was loaded, and I fired at Dick. When I initially missed, I then chased him across Gotham to the dockyards. Dick called the League for backup and fought me off for as long as he could. And he did well, but it still wasn’t enough. I still shot him. I wouldn’t be satisfied until I pulled the trigger.”
Dick flinched. “Bruce.”
“It’s the truth,” Bruce cut him off sharply. “I’ve seen the CCTV footage. Every minute of it.”
Listen, I know how this looks, and it's not an April Fool's joke. I swear.
[Read on AO3]
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Idk why but I LOVE the idea of the riddlers Having a dog that is there best friend and major weakness (I imagine most of there dynamics would be similar to Holt and cheddar from Brooklyn 99) but what do you think? How would the riddlers be with a pet dog?
a/n: ohh a few of them would be so happy…some…not so much lmao, you’ll see
Content Warning: none really, I don't think lol
The Riddlers with a Pet Dog Headcanons
Arkhamverse Riddler:
- No, nope, absolutely not!
- He hasn't the time or a means for a…filthy reckless dog!
- Edward can't waste time to train it or feed it or play with it (he barely feeds himself)
- He also doesn't want some mangy mutt messing with his tools or making a mess in his shop.
- That isn't to say he's never wanted to have one, ever…every little boy dreams of owning a pet, or especially a dog.
- But like many other things…Edward has just grown to be too good for certain things.
Reevesverse/Dano Riddler:
- I can see Edward easily getting overwhelmed…
- Even if the dog has a calming demeanor…just to have another living breathing thing in his vicinity (other than his rats, of course)
- Edward knows the bare minimum of taking care of a dog…but he's just unsure of the dog's personality at first.
- If Ed isn't all in on his plan yet, with time and patience, he does become very grateful to have a loving and loyal companion.
- The dog often protects Ed when they go out on walks and scares muggers away.
- He doubted he would ever come to own a dog like most proper children do…but better late than never it seems.
Gotham Riddler:
- Most likely to adopt/gain his pet dog from picking him up off the street.
- Not without some arguments from his inner self about how the last thing they need to worry about is a dog.
- Ed does all the research. What type of breed it could be, mannerisms, how to care, what to feed them, etc.
- Of course, he also teaches the dog all sorts of tricks--he's gotta be the smartest dog in Gotham.
- (Definitely wants his dog to be smarter than Oswald's)
- (Also tries to refrain from naming the dog Oz)
- (If he does, he'll insist its for the the Wizard from the Wizard of Oz)
BTAS Riddler:
- Much like Gotham Riddler, he'll definitely have fun training the dog and teaching it various tricks.
- Also most likely to build obstacle courses for the pupper as well!
- Has debated entering his dog into dog shows (likely will if he wasn't…a wanted criminal)
- Ed loves his doggo and has always wondered what it would be like to have one.
- He's probably one of the better dog dads out of all the Riddlers
- Definitely one of those people that dogs just love automatically (and no it's not just me showing favoritism shhh)
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- At first, he is likely against owning one..
- Eddie can't be bothered to take care of something that doesn't revolve around him or benefit him.
- Plus, like Arkham Riddler, he just doesn't want to waste his time tending to a dog.
- If he did have any, he would likely only train them as a means of protection or to use as a distraction.
- Ed will do the most bare minimum of care for the dogs, again likely to just use them for some overall plan.
Gotham City Sirens Riddler:
- He's the dad that says he doesn’t want a dog, but becomes best friends with the dog.
- Eddie will definitely train the dog to search and hunt for clues like a loyal basset hound.
- He treats his dog much, much better than he does most people (which may not say a whole lot but…you know what I mean)
- One of those dog owners were the owner, and the dog started looking like each other and mimicking each other.
- He likely takes his dog with him everywhere, not just for the sake of clues but because he trusts no one else with them.
Telltale Riddler:
- Edward feels he's much too old to take care of a dog.
- However, I imagine he does have fond memories of owning dogs in his youth.
- I can see him appreciating a dog's intelligence and loyalty to their owners.
- His dogs were always the most well-behaved but also curious like their owner.
- Every now and again, he does miss a couple of his dogs, especially in the rare moments he feels really lonely.
- Edward is glad he was able to give them a decent life before he became…what he is now.
Young Justice Riddler:
- Somewhat like Dano Riddler, he's a little overwhelmed.
- But Eddie is also super ecstatic.
- Assuming this, Ed also had an abusive dad (or parents), he's living out a childhood dream finally having a dog.
- Eddie doesn't let them out of his sight and definitely takes a ton of pictures.
- He enjoys training and teaching the dog tricks like other Riddlers. Of course, his dog has to be brilliant!
- Lives up to being a proud Dog Dad
Hush (DCAU) Riddler:
- Didn't want a dog but became the dog's favorite 2.0
- Like Gotham, his dog is likely a stray that followed him home after walking back to his lair after a run-in with Batman.
- Ed does take care of the stray, and a bond does surely develop.
- The dog even sometimes comes up and tries to protect him from Batman, much to Batman and Edward's surprise.
- When this happens, Eddie gives the doggo a big reward.
- It just feels nice to have someone he can depend on and not judge him.
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