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joels-shitty-puns · 6 months

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Jingle My Bells

Pairing: Dieter Bravo x Reader

Summary: You and Dieter surprise each other with Christmas presents, and then earn your places on the naughty list.

Word Count: 2K

Warnings: 18+ ONLY!! (MDNI). Smut. P in V sex (protected). 69 (oral m and f). Face sitting. Kissing. Cussing. Terribly dirty holiday puns. Food mentions. Descriptions of genitals and arousal. Mentions of Christmas, but not religion.

Other: Reader is AFAB, but few descriptions otherwise. Established relationship. Celebrating Christmas.

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Dieter was stirring, ready to tear off your blouse…

“Dieter! For fuck’s sake. Let me just finish these cookies for tomorrow and you can have my undivided attention,” you turned your head from the mixing bowl to kiss him. He hummed, practically a whine, as he pinched you on the ass.

“Did you finish decorating the tree?” you asked, trying to give him an activity.

“Yes…” he sucked on your neck.

“Did you use all the glass Christmas balls?”

“Mmmm, baby, I got all the Christmas balls you need right here,” he thrusted his hips against your behind. “They're gonna be blue pretty soon though..”

“Dieter!” You giggled. “Get outta here. Are the lights up?”

“Yes,” he growled, nibbling your ear. “But there's something else that’s up, too.”

“Yes, yes, I get it. You’re horny. But we have things to do before tomorrow.”

“You're the only thing I wanna do before tomorrow... Everyone else can stay home,” he kissed your shoulder, hands scooping around the cheeks of your ass.

“These will be ready in maybe 30 minutes. Why don't you go watch the Grinch or something?” You kissed his nose.

“Well I do love that green curmudgeon and his heart. But I've got something else growing 3x its normal size,” he winked.

“DIETER!!! Don't ruin the Grinch for me. Now keep it up and I won't give you any attention later. You'll have to take matters into your own hands.”

He gave a dramatic gasp. “You wouldn't! Don't you wanna have sex with me?” He asked, similar to the way he asked to have sex not long after first meeting each other. Along with everyone else in the vicinity…

“Yes, I do. But I have. To get. This dooooone,” you grumbled, punctuating each part of your sentence. “Here. Lick the beater. That'll make you happy.”

“Mmmm I do love cookie dough… but the only thing I wanna lick right now is-”

“DIETER!!!” You laughed.

“Okay, okay,” he chuckled, making eye contact with you as he ran his tongue slowly up one of the metal lines of the beater, swirling it at the top where they meet. Your eyes drift to his lips. That tongue. The magic in which he knows how to use it. You sigh, deep in the memories of prior rendezvous. He smirks, deeming his beater-licking seduction as successful.

“Maybe after you finish baking, we can eat those cookies while you milk me,” he winked, scurrying out of the kitchen.

You shake your head, loading up a pan with cookie dough.

You were just finishing cleaning the dishes while the cookies baked, wondering where Dieter ended up. It was too quiet.

Walking into the living room, you found him, his usual green robe over his body, surrounding his shirtless belly and a pair of red plaid boxers. A Santa hat was slung haphazardly over his mess of curly hair.

You could see him fiddling with something above the fireplace and you walked over to see what he was doing. “Really, babe?” You laughed, noticing that he had arranged the block letters of “let it snow” to say “le tits now.”

“You're such a child, D,” you giggled and kissed him, tasting the chocolate from the cookie dough on his lips.

“Come on, that meme is hilarious, and you should have expected I'd do this when you bought these,” he smirked.

“Yeah, yeah..” you wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him deeper. He licked the inside of your mouth, making you moan into the kiss. Kissing down your neck, he squeezed your breast with one of his hands, letting his thumb play with your nipple through your shirt. “Dieter…” you whined breathlessly, “I'm still waiting on the cookies.”

He groaned. “Fuck the cookies… I just want you.” He massaged your breast again, nipping at your chin. “Let me dick your halls,” he wiggled his eyebrows at you.

You laughed, rolling your eyes. “How many of these dirty Christmas jokes do you have? Did you buy a joke book or something?”

“These are alllll me, baby.” He smacked your ass. “And I'm just getting started.”

The oven beeped, interrupting your make-out session. “FINALLY!!!” Dieter yelled, throwing back his head.

He followed you into the kitchen and stood by as you pulled the trays out of the oven. Grabby hands reached for a cookie. “Careful, it's hot,” you warned.

“Mmmm, not as hot as you,” he bit into a cookie, chewing and huffing with his mouth open, trying to not burn his mouth.

As you scooped the last cookie onto the cooling tray, he grabbed your hand and threw the spatula on the counter. “Finally! I've been waiting all night… I have a surprise for you.”

“Do you!? Well it just so happens I have one for you as well,” you winked.

The two of you walked to your respective hiding spots before ducking away to separate bathrooms. Walking out in your red satin robe, you sat on the bed as he came out in his usual green robe, completely tied and wrapped around his body.

“Well…” he gave a come hither motion with his fingers. “Unwrap your gift, baby.”

Standing up and walking over to him, you began to untie his robe, him doing the same to yours.

“Oh. My. Gosh,” you gasped.

Dieter was laughing, the biggest grin on his face. Apparently the two of you had the same idea.

Under your satin robe, you wore a set of lingerie, Christmas themed. The bottoms had a mistletoe over the crotch, and on each nipple, a mistletoe dangled as well.

Under Dieter's robe, he wore basically just a string around his waist, with mistletoe dangling at the belt above his dick.

“Well… I guess we think alike,” you laughed, walking towards him to stroke below his mistletoe.

“You know what the rules of mistletoe are, baby..” he kissed your neck. “We can't have you ending up on the naughty list. You might end up with something rock hard in your stockings.”

“Oh don't worry. You know I'm a good girl,” you ran your palm over his cheek, still stroking his cock, now fully hard. “Let me suck your candy cane,” you ran your tongue across his lip. “Besides, according to mistletoe tradition, you've got some kissing to do too, baby,” you purred.

“Oh I intend to. Santa won't be the only one coming tonight,” he nibbled your ear, fingers swiping through your folds to gather some of your arousal before rubbing circles over your clit.

You grabbed his hand, pulling him towards the bed and having him lay on his back at the head of the bed. “69 me, baby” Dieter groaned, pulling you by your waist towards his face. “Gonna pay a visit to little saint dick?” he asked as you arranged your body to hover over him, mouth towards his cock.

“Nothing about you is little, D,” you cooed, licking him from base to tip and swirling around his slit. His hips jerked as he pulled you down over his mouth. “Sit on my face. I need to taste you better,” he pleaded.

Giving a wiggle in front of his line of sight, you sat down fully, resulting in a moan from you both, and a fresh drop of arousal directly to his lips.

“Fuuuuck, Dieter, that's so good,” you moaned, dick in your mouth as he swirled his tongue around your clit, occasionally pumping two fingers in your hole. You were getting close. Leaning in to ride his face, he pulled you down, mumbling under your cunt. “Yeah baby, ride me. Ride my face. Ride it like a sleigh,” his hips thrust, causing you to drool over his cock, mixing with a pool of precum on his balls.

“Dieter, I'm gonna-” the grinding of your hips was getting more and more sloppy.

“Come for me, baby. Come on my face.” He angled his fingers a little bit more, hitting that spot that drove you absolutely wild.

“FUCK, fuckfuckfuck, Dieter!!!!” He kept thrusting his fingers, licking your clit and sucking, occasionally removing his fingers to use his tongue. You came with a shudder, squirting on his face and losing all control as he guided your hips with his arms, still using his tongue to work you through it. “Fuck, baby, that was so good.”

You stopped grinding and crawled off his face, him quickly turning you around and kissing your lips.

You could taste yourself in his mouth. You both pulled away breathlessly. “Fuck. That was so fucking hot. You taste amazing.” He grabbed your ass cheeks, spreading them ever so slightly with a squeeze, letting the cool air graze your hole, causing you to whimper.

“Need you inside me,” you kissed him, desperate for more.

He pulled you into his lap, the head of his cock resting against your clit, causing you to hiss and unintentionally jerk your hips forward, resulting in a moan from him.

“Condom?” You ask, pointing to the night stand.

“You don't want me to fill you up? Have some cookies and milf next year?” He smirked, cocky, his tongue poking in the side of his mouth. “Maybe let it snow on your tits?” he asked, giving your breasts a squeeze and angling his head down to suck on each nipple.

“No, D,” you laughed. “Tonight I want my present wrapped.”

He laughed, rolling on the condom before gesturing to his festive penis. “Where on earth did you find a green and red one?” you laughed.

“Never underestimate my sexual prowess, baby,” he flipped you over so that he was on top.

“I wouldn't dare,” you kissed, sucking his lip and spreading your legs as he slid into you. At the feeling of him bottoming out against you, you both sighed, him giving you a second to fully adjust before he began to thrust. In and out. In. And out.

You scratched his back as he pulled your thighs up higher, hitting a deeper angle inside of you. “Treat me like your little ho, ho, ho,” you moan, nipping at his ear.

“Fuck,” he groans, panting. “You're so fucking sexy baby. Taking me so well. Fuck, just like that. Right there.” He thrust. In, out, in, out. “Fuck, squeezing me so nicely. I'm gonna cum, baby. Give me one more.”

He angled his cock towards your g-spot once again, hitting it over, and over, and over again. Your stomach was tightening and you could feel yourself getting closer, the coil ready to snap. “Come on, baby, I know you're almost there. Cum for me.” He thrust harder, hitting that spot again and reached between you to draw quick circles around your clit with the rhythm of his cock.

“There you go,” he pulled you closer, “just like that. Let it all go.” You shook, liquid pooling from your cunt, spent and feeling so, so good and warm. With a few more shaky strokes, he thrust hard into you and you felt him twitching inside as he filled the condom up. Both of you coming down from your highs, he collapsed on top of you, kissing your neck, your jaw, and your ear, before meeting your lips in a frenzy.

“Horny Holidays, baby.”

“Happy hornydays, Dieter,” you laughed.

“We need some post-sex cookies,” he growled, rolling you over above him only to smack your ass, before rolling back on top and climbing out of bed, not bothering to get dressed. You watched his cock swing and his butt jiggle as he scampered to the kitchen, coming back with a heaping plate full of cookies.

“D, that's practically all the cookies,” you laughed, taking one off the plate.

“Guess we'll have to make some more.” He winked, taking a bite. “I wouldn't mind repeating what followed, either. I'd love to really stuff your stocking,” he added with a grin.

“You're insatiable!” You smacked his arm.

“Only for my Santa baby,” he kissed, pulling you to sit on his lap while you indulged in treats.

“I love you Dieter,” you ran your hands through his curls.

“I love you too, babe,” he pulled you closer to punctuate the statement with a deep kiss, both of you sighing and pulling away to eat more cookies until you eventually both dozed off.

The end! Happy holidays 😂 let me know what you think :) reblogs are apprectiated

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impossible-rat-babies · 1 month

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— B A S I C S

name: eyrie kisne nicknames: none. they inherited the title "the ephemeral shepherd" after the end of the pandaemonium raids age: 150~ years old nameday: 22nd sun of the 4th astral moon (07/22) race: veena + rava viera gender: nonbinary orientation: do not particularly care profession: adventurer + craftsman

— P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T

hair: reddish brown with streaks of pale blonde + a few grey hairs at their temples and near their ears. there are a few bald spots near the base of their ears from an intense trichotillomania flare up ~15 years ago eyes: warm dark brown skin: well worn and lightly tanned with copious amounts of sun spots, freckles and moles. a section of bleached white skin runs the length of their spin, spreading out across their shoulders and lower back. tattoos/scars: light brown tattoos of the same design as their maternal grandmother decorate their fingers and hands. their hands and forearms bleached to a pale white—almost marble like to the touch. they have too many scars to dare count them, but a notably large scar stretches from just below their sternum to right above their belly button from a reaper scythe through their chest.

— F A M I L Y

parents: their mother--yelva--is alive and well back in the forest. tending to her great grand children and her goats. their father, azmi, died in an accident during the later parts of eyrie’s wood warder training. siblings: two older sisters named lilja and brita, and one fraternal twin brother named odvirn, all of whom are alive grandparents: deceased/unknown in laws and other: none they are close with. they do have copious amounts of nieces and nephews from their sisters, but their brother has no living children. they also have seven children of their own. pets: cricket (a ferret familiar, unknowingly summoned) + flower (a carbuncle inherited upon the death of the first WoL in the coils of bahamut) + gingko (their chocobo who chose them once they finished their paladin training)

— S K I L L S

abilities: brd + smn + war/drk + ast. also trained in the tradition of the disgraced paladins of ishgard. they have some small talent in conjury, but refuse to pursue the matter further on account of “personal issues” hobbies: whittling, landscape drawing, playing various instruments (lute and pan pipes), gardening, sewing + embroidery + mending clothes

— T R A I T S

most positive traits: selfless, compassionate, loving, paternal

most negative traits: selfless, quiet, liar, shameful and guilty, vindictive, patronizing

— L I K E S

colours: russet brown, maroon, olive green, ivory, pale gold smells: oil pastels, aether, chamomile, blood textures: linen, feathers, homemade paper, oil, silky fur and rough wool drinks: mead, mulled wine, fermented sheep's milk

— O T H E R D E T A I L S

smokes: briefly and socially some 25 years ago. they have some fleeting happy memories associated with the smell of garlean cigarettes. drinks: very occasionally and only socially with familiar company drugs: mild relaxants to help them sleep when the terrors get really bad + occasional pain meds to ease chronic pains mount issuance: "this note just says you can do what you want." been arrested: yes, several times by the brass blades in ul'dah after the calamity. mostly for petty crimes, but also inciting violence + bar fights + violence against members of the brass blades. (to which that was mostly violence in defense of the poor and the refugees the brass blades took for easy targets. they didn’t kill anyone though)

@redwayfarers and @galpalaven tagged me in this meme ages ago and i finally got around to doing it! im gonna tag: @fourteenthz, @gatheredfates, @hinganskies, @aethergazing and whomever else!

#tagging other ppl bc i know a lot of ppl have done it alreayd #oc: eyrie kisne #ffxiv

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duckapus · 8 months

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Zelda Games Be Like

A clipshow episode putting Mario and the rest of the Crew into memes of various Zelda games.

The Legend of Zelda Mario is Understandably Disturbed by Weird Old Men in Caves Who Ask if He's Alone. He chooses to save Hyrule from them instead of the pig wizard.

Wind Waker Do what ye want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

Skyward Sword Janky Motion Controls+Exposition Robot+Bird Up=Hell For Mario. At least we still have Groose.

A Link Between Worlds Bob is in Ravio's role for obvious reasons, while Mario gets mistaken for Graffiti and washed off a wall.

Adventure of Link Before it can starts Mario runs onto the title screen, kicks that shit outa here, and instead brings out...

Faces of Evil M O R S H U

Ocarina of Time Something goes wrong, causing Adult Mario and Young Mario to meet. Cue Black Hole.

Four Swords Red Mario, Luigi, Blue Mario and Purple Mario are on a quest to save Hyrule! We Do Not Speak of Green Mario.

Majora's Mask Mario sees the timer and immediately goes into Speedrun Mode, arguably doing more damage to Termina than if the moon had just fallen. Also Bob, Marcy and Melony are there for obvious reasons.

Spirit Tracks Elanore: I Like Trains. :) Also Floyd is there because ghosts.

Breath of the Wild Mario and Meggy go on a fun adventure through Hyrule, seeing the sights, hanging out with Sidon, messing with Bokoblins, finding Koroks, kicking the shit out of Kohga, running from Guardians...but there's this nagging feeling that they're supposed to be doing something. Cue Zelda waiting for them at the castle, bored out of her skull.

Twilight Princess Midna: *exists* Meggy, currently a wolf: This better not awaken something in me.

Tears of the Kingdom Mario eats a Secret Stone, knowing it will grant him power beyond imagining, and goes through a cinematic transformation sequence to become...Beeg Yoshi with a hat and mustache. Beeg Marioshi: I Love It!

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aniron48 · 4 months

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Let’s play a game. Send me a potential AU and I’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story

is it a low hanging fruit? yes. sometimes low hanging fruit is delicious.

bond's secret to his talent for resurrection is... resurrection. he has been dying his hair increasingly grey to look older over the years. he Does Not examine any similarities between M and Andromache. he is Not Going To fall in love with a mortal again, green eyes and adorable laugh be damned.

@dude-watchin-with-the-brontes hello friend! thank you for the AU ask! Oooh, "The Old Guard" AU for James Bond, let's do this! 😁

Well, first of all, in this AU, Vesper is the one who gets put into the Iron Maiden and dropped in the ocean Oh wait, this was supposed to be fun facts! Right! haha... ::sweats nervously and starts over::

The relationship between The Old Guard and MI6 is a special one. In this AU, one of Booker's children lived long enough to have children of his own, and Booker's identity became a family secret that was passed down through the generations. The last in the chain? Dench!M. (This at least partially explains her exasperated fondness for blond, broody alcoholics who don't follow the rules.)

2. When Bond dies for the first time (Moneypenny still shoots him off a bridge because in this AU I will give the people what we want--it's me, I'm people), the connection between Andromache's band of immortals and MI6 grows stronger, if more complicated. Andromache is the one to fish Bond out of that river in Turkey, and to bring him back to London when MI6 is under attack. When she does, Andromache and M eventually reach an uneasy truce whereby Bond can remain under M's command...for now.

3. Smart Blood trackers won't work on Bond--every time he dies they go offline and don't come back up. Bond has been known to use this fact to his advantage a time or two (shocking, I know). Q is going to figure it out eventually.

4. Meanwhile, over in the U.S., Copley has roped Felix into helping him find suitable missions for TOG. The first time Felix and Bond, unbeknownst to each other, show up at the same meeting after Bond's initial resurrection, it's like that meme of the Spidermen (Spidermans?) pointing at each other.

5. Once Q becomes immortal, too (because he's going to, obviously, I do what I want), the band gives Bond advice that is varying degrees of useful about how he should finally get his shit together and woo Q for the long term. Nicky suggests cooking a meal (goose fat cassoulet anyone?). Joe offers to help with a poem. Andy's suggestion of repeated mortal combat and mutual murder is greeted with some skepticism until everyone remembers how Joe and Nicky got together. Nile's all set to curate a romantic playlist until they get derailed by Bond's love for Celine Dion (I *will* die on this hill). Booker suggests drinks and everyone winces uh, flowers?

Sometimes low-hanging fruit IS delicious! What are your other fun facts for this AU? (Bond dying his hair grey at the temples absolutely sends me, btw.) I would love to hear them! 💜

#AU ask game #james bond #the old guard

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cxl0verh0ard3rxxx · 2 years

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Shin Tsukimi Fluff Alphabet

A = Attractive what do they find attractive about the other?

He’d find your intellect attractive.

B = Baby do they want a family? why/why not?

Probably not since he struggles to support himself.

C = Cuddle how do they cuddle? There are two types of cuddles. Type one is when you initiate it, hes usually stiff at first however will adjust in 5 minutes or so. Type two is after he gets back from work and clings onto you like an absolute child.

D = Dates what are dates with them like? Hes one for movie nights and random road trips?? Also late night drives.

E = Everything you are my ____ (e.g my life, my world…) You are my motivation.

F = Feelings when did they know they were falling in love? When you told him that hes doing the best he can. (This was months into your friendship with him.)

G = Gentle are they gentle? If so, how?

Yes he is, would never want to hurt you.

H = Hand/Hold how do they like to hold hands? He will hold your hand loosely. However if he is anxious then he will hold your hand tightly in his.

I = Impression first impression/s It depends on your personality, I think he would be intrigued if anything no matter who you are really.

J = Joker are they into pulling pranks? Depends how far into your relationship you are, if you guys are far in then he would pull more lighthearted pranks, if you guys weren't exactly that far in yet, then he would make jokes at best.

K = Kisses how do they kiss? Soft and passionately. He gives you a quick goodbye kiss when hes off to work. Whenever you guys are both free he will usually take his time when kissing you.

L = Love who says I love you first? He tried. He failed due to his anxiety, you probably said it first because of this.

M = Memory their favorite moment together

You and him were outside while it was snowing and you hugged him and then went in between him and his jacket because you were cold, he blushed profusely after the interaction.

N = Nickel do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything? Him being tight on money its not often but not necessarily rare, he does it whenever he has spare money after necessities. (hes trying lmao)

O = Orange what color reminds them of their other half

Jungle green, the color reminds him of spring which also reminds him of you, always bringing the light into his gloomy days.

P = Petnames what pet names do they use? Probably uses “dear” or “babe” the most.

Q = Quaint what is their favorite non-modern thing? Not a favorite thing, more of how he says things thats quaint?? He uses older terminology, for instance he calls a radio “the wireless.” One of the things you didn't expect out of him.

R = Rainy Day what do they like to do on a rainy day? Stay in a watch a show or movie with you, also cuddles!

S = Sad how do they cheer themselves/each other up Immediately when he is sad he goes to you for affection, hes all over you. Very clingy and cuddly. When you're sad on the other hand he does whatever he can, will listen to you vent and try to give you advice (only if you ask!). Will give you space if you need it, or if you want to cuddle then hes fine with that too. Tries his best to keep your mind off things and make you happy since you mean the world to him <3.

T = Talking what do they love to talk about? He asks about your day a lot, will also show you random memes that make no sense but are somehow funny. If you ask him how work was he will usually say it was pretty boring (on the inside hes got butterflies because you care for him so much).

U = Unencumbered What helps them relax?

Rainy days, the sound of rain hitting the windows calms him, probably enjoys thunderstorms for this reason as well.

V - Very thoughts about each other He thinks you're absolutely stunning in so many ways, he could look into your eyes for hours.

W = Wedding when, how, where do they propose? Wont propose until you guys have been together for well over a year, doesn't mean he hasn't thought of it though. Would like to keep things simple yet special.

X = Xylophone What’s their song?

Money - The Drums

Y = You the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

“You are the spark to my lighter.”

Z = Zebra if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?

Cat. Hes definitely a cat guy, he wants a lap cat.

Send me asks if you'd like!

-Mod Kaito

#shin tsukimi #sou hiyori #your turn to die #yttd x reader #shin x reader #shin tsukimi x reader #shin x gn reader #fluff #shin fluff #fluff alphabet #shin x gn!reader

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daydreaming-maiden · 1 year

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I need to process the stuff I saw in the Xenoblade 3 DLC trailer, I’ll spoiler it all just to be safe.

There’s six party members we know of for the DLC. They’re Matthew, A, Nikol, Glimmer, Shulk, and Rex. We also see Na’el (I think that’s the right spelling?), Alvis, and Riku.

-Matthew is probably N’s great-grandson, with the old guy we saw get killed by N in the trailer being his grandpa/N’s son we saw in the flashbacks. Probably Founder Vandham. He punches people, kinda looks like Mr. Xenogears, part of me wants him in Smash. He’s an attacker, makes sense.

-A has some kind of connection to Alvis. She has an earring that looks like his core crystal, the silver hair, class name seems to be Monado Fencer, and her name is A. She’s probably Consul A, outfit looks like it has elements from Alvis’s outfit and I’m seeing a bit of M’s outfit in there too. She’s a healer, didn’t expect that.

-Nikol is probably Shulk and Fiora’s son, but like Mio he’s not the original, just one of many incarnations of him throughout however long Aionios has been going on for. Probably Founder Ortiz. He’s a defender, we’ll get back to that.

-Glimmer is probably Rex and Pyra’s daughter, and another Aionios incarnation like Mio and Nikol. She has a very Pneuma hairstyle and the green core crystal, I’m also getting Lora vibes for some reason. Probably Founder Rhodes. She’s a healer, seems about right.

-Shulk’s back, he grew his hair out and lost an arm. He’s also a defender now, so lots of Dunban inspiration and maybe passed that down to his kid Nikol. He’s the mentor to Founder Reid but there’s no sign of them anywhere.

-Rex is also back, but he lost an eye. He’s an attacker and he mentioned some meme lines in the trailer, hopefully he’ll tell us the fifth rule of the salvager’s code. He’s the mentor to Founder Cassini, but we also don’t see them anywhere.

-Na’el seems to be an NPC from what we’ve seen. She’s probably Founder Doyle, making her Matthew’s sister. I think it’s lame that Matthew and Na’el look so similar to their great grandparents who were the same gender as they are, like give Matthew the core crystal or Na’el the blue eyes just SOMETHING.

-Alvis is here, he looks so pale get this man to a doctor. He’s got the Zanza-looking wings and still has the core crystal.

-Riku is here for some reason, and I don’t think Nopon are part of the cycle. Why is he here.

The Founders: -Known: Vandham (Matthew), Doyle (Na’el), Rhodes (Glimmer), Ortiz (Nikol) -Unknown: Cassini, Reid, mysterious 7th founder

I’ve seen some people say that A is either the 7th founder or possibly Shulk/Rex’s student, just hard to be sure since we don’t know what those 3 looked like.

With Mio and Glimmer, the only Rex kid we’re missing is Mythra’s. Really hope we get to see them. Since we also see people with the Ontos and Pneuma core crystals, maybe we’ll get lucky and see someone with the Logos crystal yes I know Malos died but anything’s possible.

There’s another thing in the trailer I wanna talk about, and the weird part is that I’ve seen literally no one talk about it.

This is Na’el/Founder Doyle, probably the sister of the DLC’s main protagonist Matthew. And here she is, looking like a member of Moebius with the outfit and mask, including THE ONTOS CORE CRYSTAL. WHY DOES SHE HAVE THIS. WHAT IS THE LINK BETWEEN HER, A, AND ALVIS. WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE’S PART OF MOEBIUS. WHAT IS GOING ON.

#xenoblade #xenoblade 3 #xenoblade chronicles 3 #xenoblade chronicles #xenoblade future redeemed

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mikhailoisbaby · 11 months

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Macy tag games Tuesday ! Tagged by some cuties @deedala @sirrudo @shinygalaxyperson @creepkinginc !

name: The Harvey

age: 20 👉👌

favorite color: sage green

beverage of choice: monster (pacific punch)

do you have push notifications turned on for tumblr? Yeppp :)

opinion on fireworks? Hate them and if you set them off ur my worst enemy

favorite childhood toy? My beagle soft toy doggy named Goldie

the store you shop at the most: b and m

do you swear a lot? Me ? no fuck off never

favorite trope: enemies to lovers

an album with no skips: NINE by blink 182

if you could play any instrument, what would you choose? Guitar or drums

your biggest pet peeve: world hunger ( if you get the meme then I’m proud)

favorite time of day: like 11 at night

and finally, did you drink water today? Yes look at me being a health king !

Tagging some cuties @surviving-maybe @mishervellous @depressedstressedlemonzest @callivich @too-schoolforcool @guinguin1984 @jademickian @deathclassic

#tag games !

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once-was-muses · 1 year

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

( REPOST DO NOT REBLOG ! )

○ name: Kirby

○ pronouns: I eat pronouns with breakfast (she/he/they, anything except it)

○ preference of communication: Tungle messaging is the best method, but I am on discord and will gladly hand the deets to mutuals

○ name of muse(s): m a n y. Abe Sapien, Antonio da Vinci (OC), Edwin L.C. Kingor/Bookworm, Sameer Park/Copperhead, Saint Bro'Dee Walker, Green Lantern Salaak tel Ouro, Dr. Linda Friitawa/Fright, Harriet Pratt/March Harriet, Harvey & Harv Dent/Two-Face, Jackdaw (OC), Dedan, Djehuty (or Thoth if you want to be Grecian), and Dr. Jonathan E. Keeny-Crane/Scarecrow.

○ experience/how long (months/years?): with "serious" Tumblr rp? About 4 years iirc. In total, though, closer to 12 I think.

○ platforms you’ve used: YouTube (iykyk), Google+, Skype for like 2 seconds, Gmail, DeviantArt, Tumblr

○ best experience: hard to pick just one, but there were some really damn funny moments in a previous group I was in (that unfortunately also ended in hellfire and lots of bullshit.) I've also met some longterm friends, and the first Internet friend I met in person is someone I still write with today.

○ rp pet peeves / dealbreakers: abundant hypocrisy (everyone is a wee hypocrite now and again, but like nigh constantly is an issue), one thing all the time 24/7/365, pushing relationships/assuming a pre-established ship because it's "canon," railroading me in threads, straight up rape, unnecessary ooc drama, pregnancy and related topics without any prior discussion, lack of care for disabilities and real world limitations-

○ fluff, angst, or smut: yes. All three are good. Just purely one of them, two or all three mixed together- just so long as it's not the Only Thing I write with a partner.

○ plots or memes: yes. I prefer to send memes as a first contact kind of thing, but I'm 1,000% open to going right into plotting.

○ long or short replies: y e s. I myself bounce around in reply length, so I see no point in holding anyone to a specific sentence count. Of course, if I'm receiving one-liner after one-liner, that's different.

○ best time to write: like. For awakeness/consciousness? Days I'm off work or have the 12-5 shift. Mondays and Wednesdays kick my ass.

○ are you like your muse(s): each of these bastards have a few features reminiscent of myself, for better or worse. That seems to be part of what keeps me interested in writing a muse. As for the most like me, I think that'd be Jon, Dedan- except I'm not a fan of kids :p- and Jackdaw.

#They Pull the Strings : OOC #dash games tag tba

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strelitziareginaee · 5 months

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MEET THE MUN!

name — Ghost/Ghosty

pronouns — she/her

preferred comms — Discord (Ask for Discord!) and Tumblr IMs

name of muse —

Main Muse: Strelitzia Side Muse: Cinderella

experience in RP — A long time. I've been rping since the Myspace days! Then I bounced around a lot. Left Tumblr for a few years and recently came back.

best experiences — I used to be a part of the Kingdom Hearts community back when Tumblr was really thriving (in the early 2010's), when rping in groups rather than independently was a big thing. I roleplayed Vanitas and made some really awesome friends in that group! We called ourselves the KH Crack Crew, lol. We would all talk every day on Skype! Those were good times and sometimes I still think about all of them. We just sort of drifted apart when we started to explore other fandoms, and yeaaaaa.... I still miss my KHCC squad sometimes, though we're all still friends on Facebook!

pet peeves / dealbreakers — Godmodding. I can't stand it. Even if it's something as small as assuming what my character is going to do next. If you want to have the scene go a certain way, there's a way you can write it and if my character does deviate from your original plan, you can take the story elsewhere. That's what can make rp really fun! The only times I'm willing to let it slide is in drabbles, lol.

My other pet peeve is taking what my character does way too personally outside of character. Like, ya'll know this is fake, right? lmao. At the end of the day, we're just writing our silly little characters in our silly little worlds. If it's ruining your day that badly, please go outside and touch some grass.

muse preference ( fluff, angst, smut ) — So I'm actually a huge sucker for romance plots. Romance, fluff, smut, slice of life. Also omegaverse, hehehe. I'm also a huge historical romance nut (think Bridgerton, lol)!

I've sort of moved on from fandom muses and now focus more on OC's (I really only rp on Discord these days, and 9/10 times it's M/M. I do have a F/F historical romance plot that I adore rn tho). Strelly and Cindy are the first muses I've picked up in years, and started rping on Tumblr again. So sometimes I feel rusty playing an established character I didn't make myself. But I'm trying! 〒▽〒 Anyways, give me that romantic nasty shit!! And make it gay as hell!!

plot or memes — Both! I think it's fun to meme and get into a character's mind that you normally wouldn't get a chance to play out. Or just being silly gooses. But I'm also down for always plotting and making something deep and personal!

long or short replies — Either, or! It depends on the plot, the situation that's happening in the story, or what length my rp partner sends me. I'm pretty good about matching the length of a partner's. Unless I got nothing else to say, then it'll be on the shorter side. Like, if our characters are just chatting and there's no action involved, of course it's going to be short.

best time to write — In the mornings! I do rp replies in between slow periods at work. I work from home, so I can get away with it, lol. Which is why you'll see me online for a good part of the day. It's also when I have the most energy. I'm an early bird and I'm burnt out by the time the evening rolls around. Sometimes I can write in the evenings, but that's very rare. So I try to knock out as much as I can in the mornings.

I'm rarely RARELY available on the weekends. That's when I'm the busiest~

are you like your muse —

I'd say yes. Although I don't have a green thumb like Strelitzia. I can't keep plants alive for the life of me. I have a lot self doubts like her too, and I struggle to make friends since I'm incredibly shy and struggle to connect with others on a personal level. ಥuಥ Me and Strelly be fighting for our lives out here!

Cinderella though, I resonate with her a lot. I grew up in a household where I was the cleaner and cook, and I just... know exactly how she feels, LOL.

tagged by: No one! Stolen from Litoredeem. Tagging: Feel free to steal!

#{; ooc prompt ;}#{; dashboard meme ;}#{; just a little way to introduce myself to you all uwu ;}

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charleetyger · 1 year

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#activismthroughhashtags: how to exercise your digital citizenship.

Let's begin with a question:

The answer is... ALL OF THE ABOVE.

As the week 5 lecture suggests, digital citizenship is the overarching term to describe the above 5 aspects. Digital citizenship also describes the potential to benefit society as a whole and 'facilitate the membership and participation of individuals within society.' (Mossberger et al. 2008: 1).

Furthermore, the Office of the eSafety Commissoner, the NSW Department of Education, suggests that a good digital citizen is someone 'with the skills and knowledge to effectively use digital technologies in a positive way to participate in society, communicate with others, and create and consume digital content.'

What I'm trying to say is that with good digital citizenship, you are able to create a positive impact on real-world issues.

'wait,,, u mean i could make a real life social change thru the 0s and 1s matrix in my phone screen?'

Yes! You can! We can!

In recent years, digital citizens using 'digital mechanisms have become an integral part of young people's political and electoral campaigning' (Vromen, p. 97). Take the Australian Greens Party for an example. In the 2022 Victorian election, the Greens Party took to TikTok—where the majority of the new gen z voters spend most of their online lives these days—to educate young voters on Australian politics under the hashtag #auspol, #votegreens, and #auspolitics.

This meme is a response to the electoral vote of 2022. (and yeah, made by a gen z for the gen zees lol)

With this introduction of new age communications, such as TikTok media content creation, digital citizens have more easily accessible routes of communications—and that goes both ways. The digital public sphere (remember, the sphere we talked about in recent posts...yeah, y'all know the ones) has encouraged both everyday citizens to communicate and connect with institution and political parties, such as the Greens Party. As a result, social media and the new aged digital public sphere has created an environment wherein a digital citizen can exercise their, well...their digital citizenship!

In this week's reading by Moonsun Choi and Dean Cristol, the authors explain to us readers how this real life social change is made. 'when individual's personalised activities and engagement become a collective process, the movement for change grows larger and stronger, leading to a social movement.' (Choi & Cristol, 2021, p. 365).

In this video below, an Australian #IndigenousDad Joel Bayliss, explains how social media can inspire social change. The collective process that Choi & Cristol explain in their study is in full swing in Bayliss's talk. Real people on social media, just like yourself, can make REAL and POSITIVE CHANGE.

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References:

Choi, M & Cristol, D 2021, Digital citizenship with intersectionality lens: Towards participatory democracy driven digital citizenship education’, Theory Into Practice, vol. 60, no. 4, pg. 361-370

Mossberger, Karen & Tolbert, Caroline & McNeal, Ramona. (2007). Digital Citizenship: The Internet. Society, and Participation.

Office of the eSafety Commissioner, circa 2023, 'About Digital Citizenship': The attitude, skills, knowledge and behaviours in a digital society. <https://www.digitalcitizenship.nsw.edu.au/about>

Vromen, A, 'Political Engagement in the Australian Digital Context' Australian Parilament House. p. 97).

#mda20009 #week5 #digitalcitizenship #Youtube

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sylvctica · 2 years

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more like saucy headcanon ... saw i going around and i’ve just been sitting on it for a bit!! just a few nsfw habits for a tree. it’s a meme template, but here’s the original if you wanna make it more into a HC template

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cuddly, caring, they’re actually pretty big on aftercare; although neither them nor Zhongli truly get injured from their intimacy, sometimes there is a big difference in headspace between the two of them ( especially when there’s a power struggle and complete dominance and submissiveness that happens, degrading and humiliating talk, prey and hunter, and so on ) that both need time and care to get out of to remind themselves that there is tenderness behind everything. Obviously, baths and massages follow afterwards to clean and soothe as well.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Their own favourite? Honestly, it’s all, but they do hold pride over their own hair, especially as they’re big on hair care. When it comes to Zhongli ... his hands; they find them beautiful and warm, delicate and elegant, though humming with massive power underneath.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Surprisingly, they didn’t quite like it being on their skin early on as it felt gross and sticky, but over the time of being intimate they’ve warmed up to it. I’d be lying if I said they didn’t have a creampie kink. 😑

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They have read explicit fics of Rex Lapis, though they definitely didn’t enjoy them because they were so, so so so so weird to read. It’s like a free way to reduce their brain cells and flatten any arousal into the ground.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

At this point, they feel pretty confident, but their only real experience was through studying literature and just word of mouth from other people; it definitely was a lot of hit-and-miss ...

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Riding on top of him BOPS BOPS. Honestly, they have no true preference.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

God, them being serious in the bedroom is rare, they usually tend to keep up their verbal jabs/bratiness, teasing, and goofiness even in the bedroom—until they’re made to shut up, anyway. Usually very chatty because, to them, it’s also an aspect of the intimacy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pretty well groomed, though with them being able to naturally control their appearance, they don’t have to try too much. And yes, the carpet is green all around.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Quite intimate? Though they are pretty cheesy in general, even if they’re quite bratty; they enjoy showering their rock with compliments and smoochies. Sometimes prefers foreplay over the actual act itself.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They actually don’t really do it; there’s maybe been one occasion it’s happened, and none since then; the desire for it just really isn’t there and never has been.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Haha ... w. Many. There’s a reason why their BDSM test is very high.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Preferably in the privacy of the teapot, but a few times it has very much happened in Zhongli’s office. A lot of times. Sylvie had to reinforce that poor desk’s wood ( and some other wood if you get what I mean ).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Butting heads, and by that I mean verbal back and forth quips that end up unintentionally laced with sexual tension. They genuinely don’t mean to do it, but he’s among the very few who can meet them in equal with verbal quips, and it makes them wanna shut him up.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Very little? But they do not enjoy temperature play if it goes into cold sensations, and it will actually just make them feel gross. On the other end, they do not mind excessive heat, so stuff like wax wouldn’t bother them. Any three ways or additional people are completely off the table; their intimacy is a private affair.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Considering they have an overall oral fixation ... it’s actually pretty equal, they enjoy both giving and getting, and they actually hold a decent pride in their oral skills ( especially with a long tongue ).

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Usually turns to fast and rough, but it’s because both of them are sturdy and can take complete roughness; in a way sex is a release for stress and such and both are tough enough to take it. Sometimes they’ve just remained in foreplay and never divulged into penetration, taking it slow and steady. It’s really a mixed bag.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Appealing but they don’t work too well for them considering they’d want to turn it into not a quickie. They prefer to wait for a moment where they can dedicate time to it, and not cut into things like work.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Considering this is the deer who’d take fatal blows and still survives them? Yes. This is the same deer who’d be fine with fingers in their wounds, so.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

A pretty high stamina! They can go for a solid 3-4 hours or more, though it’s more mental exhaustion that hits them than physical, especially if it’s in a different state of mind, they need to get out of that. Usually they’re always the first to give out though.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They ... do have a strap-on ... clears throat. It has been used a few times. Otherwise, not really in terms of owning. Using, yes, and both have been subjected to it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Brat brat brat brat. Awful, terrible, they’re a tease. They’re like that normally, and it bleeds out to the bedroom as well. Has a tendency to dress revealing and be a flirt even outside it to drive a rock up a wall if they can ( they literally are the ‘will sexually frustrate you just for my amusement’ post ).

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Awfully loud and vocal, they snarl and growl and bicker during it, so keeping them quiet is a task, literally have to stuff a sock in their mouth—and even then, because they can talk without needing their mouth free, it doesn’t work well.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Good at handing out teasing, terrible at having it returned; Zhongli being confident and shameless at the things he does turn them into pure goo. They try to keep their intimate life quite heavily private, but a few people know a bit more details ... mostly because it feels like a vulnerable part of their life due to how much vulnerability is tied to it. Has worn nipple rings and chains ( never in public ).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Beef. At least in their “standard” appearance. Even so, they can change everything about their body.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Relatively middling to high, being intimately sexual is still so new to them, so it’s still itching a heavy part of their brain. Although they do often throw out sexual innuendos and suggestions, they have no preference for if sex happens, or if it doesn’t.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes pretty quickly if they’re both physically and mentally exhausted, but more often than not they recover pretty quickly to where they don’t look like they strained themselves at all.

#[ written with a rock in mind but ]#[ most of these are also general ]#SYLVIE // TRIVIA.#zhongvie #suggestive cw

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olivia-northrop · 6 years

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Marik brainwashing people for the Battle City arc: now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to domino city, and i need you to ask the duelists playing in the streets if they have the Egyptian god card obelisk. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

#ygo #ygo dm #yu-gi-oh #yugioh #marik ishtar #marik #battle city #yugioh duel monsters #yu gi oh duel monsters #duel monsters #yes this is the green m&m meme #shitpost #blah

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executiveibex · 2 years

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PUVAR QHINYY FUVCCREF UBJ JR SRRYVA’ VA GUVF PUVYV'F GBAVTUG???

#mine #f@tt liveblogging #friends at the table #sangfielle #f@tt spoilers #YES i know i'm tagging this for spoilers already BUT #this was a SUPER fun surprise for me so: rot13-ing this post to preserve it for other people!#GOD seeing this pop up on the feed as i was halfway through the 3.5 hour behemoth that is the PARTIZAN postmortem. PAIN #(not that i didn't want to listen to the PARTIZAN postmortem -- just that i had to wait another hour and a half to get to sangfielle lol)#but i DO think it's very funny that they discussed potential hauntings in that postmortem AND THEN #anyway i HEARTILY enjoyed this episode #chine's death? deeply sad. undead shrew skeleton chine on one last road trip with duvall? DELIGHTFUL #i respect austin's intentions to have these send-off eps for these characters REALLY highlight chine's absence #being it's ''six travelers'' and all that #but the deck evidently had other plans!!#these jokers man #................ also on a TOTALLY different note #every time austin voiced that spider i thought alternately of #1) the green m&m meme of ''now listen to me young man'' etc etc #OR #2) the murder nirnroot from senile scribbles #i am. showing my internet age in a very real way

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cherryblossom-nightscape · 2 years

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if someone says they aren’t racist because they wanna fuck the brown m&m tell them that shit ain’t viable because EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK THE BROWN M&M, THE BROWN M&M IS HOT GODAMNIT

#is this just me ranting about a meme? yes #am i gonna apologise? nope #is sunny staring into my soul whilst i rant? maybe #the brown m&m is hot #dont lie to me and tell me they aint #we knnow your lying #just imagine the brown and green m&ms as humans #boom #hot

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wanlidas-archive · 5 years

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' you can't blame yourself. ' / what if raven & monty had gotten to talk about jasper

he’s always back and forth on it. one day, he’s remembering all the things jasper ever said to him ——- all the signs he gave, all the ways he made clear to monty that his life wasn’t something he was willing to continue. those days, he’s putting the pieces together, remembering that it wasn’t just about jasper’s state of mind; it was about what the world had become, it was about what life he was being forced to live against his will. and those days are the days when monty finds sanctuary in the ring —— when he’s reminded that he got the choice in coming here instead of staying in the bunker. and here, he gets to live the way he wants to —— in peace, no more fighting to survive, no more killing just to save. and those days, he gets it. he understands why jasper had to leave him, that he was better off that way because that was his choice.

but there are other days —— when the hum of the ring is suddenly so deafening, so present in monty’s ear as it reminds him of all the times he and jasper used to have on the ark. the good, the bad, the risky —— they always kept it fun, no matter what they did. and those days, the empty space where jasper should be is all too present. it’s like a physical ache; like it’s there right in front of him ( jasper should be here. he should be here. this should be his family too. ) and those are the days he curses himself, telling himself that there could have been MORE for him to do. he could have saved him. he could have fixed it. he could have given him reason to stay alive. but those days, he forgets he tried the same with harper —— but she had to come to terms with it herself. it had to be HER CHOICE; it couldn’t be for monty. and she could make that choice for herself, but jasper couldn’t. it was never up to monty, despite how easy it is for him to blame himself for it. he killed his mother, sealed her fate —— it’s too easy for him to want to punish himself for his brother’s death, too.

❝ why not? ❞ today’s the latter, his mind stuck on all the things he should have done differently. not just in jasper’s final moments, but from the moment they stepped foot on the ground. he couldn’t protect him in the beginning, either —— when he was impaled, nearly died in front of him. he should have known they were doomed from that day. ❝ somedays it’s easy up here. you know? i don’t take any of this for granted —— really. ❞ his words are almost rushed, as if he has to prove to her just how grateful he is for what she’s done. ❝ there’s no where else i’d rather be. but somedays ——- somedays i wonder how it could be different if he was here. he had a way of making a whole group of people feel at home. ❞ it’s only been a few months. they’re all still adjusting. he’s sure jasper wouldn’t have let them waste any time —— he’d give them a reason to all come together without questioning it.

❝ i didn’t do enough for him. i could have done more. ❞ his eyes lock with hers, insisting that he means this. ❝ it’s not just about praimfaya. it’s more than that. i ——— i don’t think i can forgive myself for what i did to maya. ❞ what he ultimately did to jasper. he thought he had forgiven himself, until he saw how lost jasper was. ❝ i don’t think i can forgive myself for what i couldn’t do for him. ❞

↺ @loveisaviolence

#loveisaviolence #loveisaviolence / raven #* writing ↷ m. green.#* meme ↷ m. green.#did i turn on my hotspot just so i could post this... Yes #suicide /#death /#suicide mention /#suicide tw #THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME THEY'RE SO IMPORTANT TO ME #MONTY FEELING FREE ENOUGH TO OPEN UP TO HER.. IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME #I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS #continue this if you wish i am sad

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arkangelee · 2 years

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“have a special someone in your mind?”

characters — midoriya izuku ; bakugou katsuki ; todoroki shoto :: pro hero au!

pairings — ^ x gn!reader

premise — they’re on live television, and all of a sudden the host asks, “as you know, it’s nearing valentine’s day! have a special someone in your mind who you’d like to ask to be your valentine?”

genre — fluff

warnings — none

a/n — because i’m super single here have some of them <3

i. midoriya izuku

man gets super blushy

there’s a very, very prominent red hue spreading across the apples of his cheeks, and it takes a few seconds for him to compute the question.

he’s aware of it, of course.

if he says no, nobody would believe him—so he settles with a rushed out “yesno.”

the host and audience laughs at those very obviously stringed together words, and they go, “yesno? pro-hero deku, that sounds like a yes to me!”

the green-haired hero shrinks, chuckling awkwardly.

“perhaps there is…”

the audience echoes a very interested-sounding ‘ooh’, making him flush redder than he already has.

so then the host continues—“what are your plans for this special someone, hm?”

he whisper-yelled at the host, although it was futile since the rest of the audience could hear him as well. “nonono they’re gonna see this—“ he lets out a strangled groan.

“mm,” he starts, “maybe chocolate, flowers…”

oh he was now the epitome of turning red—izuku knows memes of flustered pro-hero deku will be circling around the internet for the next few days.

he waves his hand dismissively, “anywho, next question?” he smiles sweetly, despite the red still showing on his face.

yeah, that interview is now one of the most popular ones out there of the hero.

ii. bakugou katsuki

“no.”

it’s quick, decisive, and flat-toned.

“no? sounds like you’re in denial.” the host laughs along with the audience.

“no.” the blonde hero sticks with the word, a passive expression painted on his face.

the host cackles again, waving at one of the crew members behind the camera. “someone- someone please get a mirror.”

the crew member did so, handing a rectangular mirror to the host, the latter passing it over to the hero.

bakugou glances at the mirror, widens his eyes, and hurriedly flipped it face-down onto the seat next to him.

“the blush on your cheeks says otherwise, dynamight,” the host chuckles.

regaining his composure, he props his chin on his hand, his elbow resting on the armrest of his chair.

his face was halfway covered by his palm, and he watches as the host lose their shit.

“sorry, what were we talking about?” he asks calmly, politeness dripping out of his tone.

“mm, is there a special someone in your mind for valentine’s day, dynamight?”

yeah, the blush is making a sequel, returning quickly to his face.

he grumbles, “no.”

the host gives up and moves on, barreling him with questions and questions.

bakugou may have drunk-tweeted an honest answer to the question he heavily denied in the interview prior to it.

it was a yes slipped between a plethora of random emojis.

he resigns to his fate, later in the morning tweeting out a ‘yes, and?’

iii. todoroki shoto

“i do.”

he says it so calmly, indifferent and blissfully ignorant as to what kind of reaction he’d get from it.

he watches the host gape and blink for a moment, and he cocks his head to the side, raising an eyebrow.

“what?”

“…so you do have someone in mind?”

“yes, i do.”

“oh.”

“yes.”

he’s now all the television hosts’ favorite hero to interview, because he’s unintentionally funny and also very bluntly honest.

lots and lots of rumors are circulating around the internet as to who it could be.

i swear to all things heavenly that he’ll get tired of all the people rumored to be his quote unquote special someone, so he’ll just text you.

he goes ‘can i tweet that you’re the special someone?’

heart? beating faster. you? falling deeper. hotel? traveloka. /j

if you agree, he’ll do it.

the reactions he gets are hilarious.

they’re mostly consisted of the surprised pikachu face meme—shoto goes to contact mina and asks her what kind of creature is the pokemon.

in conclusion : fans love todoroki shouto and reporters are having a field day.

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