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MOTHERLAND: FORT SALEM (2020-2022)
The Mains 1.01 | 3.10
#motherland fort salem#raelle collar#abigail bellweather#tally craven#sarah alder#anacostia quartermaine#scylla ramshorn#motherland: fort salem#mfsedit#tvedit#*mygifs#wow thats really it huh#idk how to feel#but thank you for 2yrs
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I DONT KNOW WHY, but bewitched by laufey awfully reminds me of knight ghost with princess reader
except the song would be ghost's pov
abso-fucking-lutely you're right on all of that. Here's the bewitching:
If you'd told Ghost that he'd be called on to be the crown princess's personal guard, he would've laughed. He would've told you he was hardly interested in such an "honor" and that he's sure her most royal brattiness must have better prospects to scare off. Surely you must have been such a petty handful that the other knights offered the position had declined, leaving him next in the long line.
Although, it was flattering to hear he was even in consideration. He'd sure worked his ass off to be the best of the best. Making something out of nothing but a failing title thanks to his father's- Well, the man was a better father 6ft underground than he'd ever been in life, and that's all he really needed to say on it. Ghost didn't think much of the summons. He couldn't ignore it, of course, but that didn't mean he had to take it seriously. He could run a little late.
Ghost's pace is slow as he walks through the castle. Admiring the architecture, he told his escort, who looked far less than pleased with that answer. He did his best to stall, hopefully the princess would be fuming by the time he arrived and he could be dismissed easily. No muss, no fuss.
Uneven footsteps race down the hall behind him as he and his escort turn the corner. He pays it no mind, likely a maid, no reason to pay them mind. Until they slam into his back and bounce off. He turns, wide eyed, in time to see you fall on the floor, landing hard on your ass with a pained expression. It doesn't fit such a pretty face. Your chest heaves as you try to catch your breath, and Ghost has to shake himself out of staring at you. His escort has already scurried ahead to see about buying him some time.
"You alright?" Ghost asks, helping you to your feet. You wobble a little, he keeps hold of your hand to keep you steady. "You broken?" He tries, brow furrowing at your changing height as you shift on your feet. He doesn't know you, he certainly wouldn't be here if he did.
"No," You lift your foot, and Ghost glances down, one of your feet already in just a sock, "but, I'm afraid I'm running terribly late." You tell him, glancing behind you and pushing your hair out of your face as you unlace your remaining shoe.
"Maybe I can help you, where-" Ghost watches as you tug your shoe off and shove it against chest.
"Hold that please," He blinks, and takes the heel from you, judging by your clothes you must be of high status. He's never seen a lady running around barefoot before. "Now if you'll excuse me, Sir Knight, I really am in a rush, and I have a baron hot on my tail attempting to hold me hostage another hour still."
Another glance behind you, one Ghost leans to check for as well. You must be quick to have outrun a man he can't even see the sweat of. He wonders if you lost your other shoe somewhere along the way or if you, perhaps, threw it at the baron to buy yourself some time. That look in your eyes is wickedly clever when it meets his again. You nod to him once and slip around him to take off running again.
"Wait, I'm-" Ghost stops, and sighs watching you slide around another corner. "The fuck am I supposed to do with this?" He grumbles to himself, tossing your shoe to his other hand as he walks. He'll pass it off to his escort once he meets up with him again. He's pretty sure he went the same way you did.
The escort looks rather harried when he spots him in front of the reception chamber's doors. Big fancy things that have guards waiting to open them on either side. His escort enters to tell the King and Queen that the newest guard candidate has arrived. Ghost tries not to eavesdrop.
"I haven't needed an escort since I was a little girl I'm-"
"A flight risk," The Queen says firmly
"I'd hardly call running from a daft old man a flight risk," The King grumbles. Ghost chuckles a little to himself. His escort slips back out of the throne room to tell him they're not quite ready for him. Which seems strange considering how much time they've had to prepare.
A maid exits one of the nearby rooms with a pair of slippers and something clicks in Ghost's head. Despite his escort's best attempts at stopping him, Ghost enters the throne room with the maid, and watches your sweet face fall as silence covers the royal family. The maid too, it seems, doesn't know what to do.
"Sir Simon Riley," Ghost announces himself, "I was called about being her highness's personal guard."
"It seems you've already run into each other," The Queen's lips purse, eyes on the heeled shoe in Ghost's hands. He offers the offending shoe to the maid, and takes the slippers.
"This is really-" You whisper to him, Ghost hums, slips the silk slipper onto your foot. You swallow, try again, "I'm sorry to have troubled you, I can't imagine how you must think of me."
"Briefly," He tells her. You're still standing at the bottom of the steps to the throne; apparently having had time only to argue with your parents, not take your seat, in the time between bumping into him and getting here.
"Sir Riley," you start.
"Ghost," he corrects you, "if I'm going to be your guard, I'd like you to call me Ghost."
"Ghost," you start again, not even a hint of annoyance in your voice. Actually, you sound a little embarrassed. It's cute. He likes how easily you give in to him. "I'm sure you'd find this position terribly boring, and a waste of your many talents."
Ghost drops to one knee, and pats his thigh, you quickly raise your foot to settle on him.
"I mean, I'm really not the flight risk my mother thinks I am, and I hardly think you want to accompany me on diplomatic excursions-" he holds your ankle to slip the new house shoe on "-or trips into town. Wouldn't you rather be off, I don't know, fighting marauders and dragons?"
"What do you think knights do, princess?" He smiles, setting your foot on the floor and prompting you for the other one. "It's my privilege to serve you, one I'm enjoying so far."
You feel heat brust over your cheeks, finally taking in the man in front of you. This man is a trained combatant and yet here he is helping you put your shoes on. Christ, you'd literally run into him, and now he was. Why was he treating you so nicely, he should be laughing at the idea of serving you.
"No," He murmurs back, "You can't imagine what I think of you." He stands as you settle your foot back on the ground, and takes your hand, bowing his head to kiss the back of it. "But, rest assured those thoughts are good, my lady."
#acts of service acts of service acts of service#wow princess u sure take orders really fucking readily for someone in a position of power#just with Ghost huh? wonder what thats about#cod x reader#simon ghost riley#x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost x reader#ghost mw2#knight!Ghost#princess!reader#medieval au#i fucking adore natural subs and i think its fun putting them in positions of power sue me#this one doesnt hurt i hope you all enjoy the fluff
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first drawing of utena and anthy vs the most recent
september 2nd to march 17th
#my art#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#anthy himemiya#utena tenjou#wow its been 6 months already huh...#btw the first drawing was made while i was on the black rose arc and was drawn from memory#so. thats why their designs are missing some stuff#i should really keep track of all of my utena art because a lot of it is in a lined notebook i doodle in sometimes...#i dont think ive made this much art for one thing since like 2021-2022ish#2024
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every day that part at the end of whipping girl where serano discusses how people with 'weird' genders are seen as inherently more progressive and virtuous than binary trans women who are said to be "reinforcing gender stereotypes" becomes realer and realer
#transmisogyny#the way people act like being a trans woman is more restrictive for everyone than being some flavor of nonbinary#fuck you fuck you fuck you your experiences are not universal you just hate trans women#i love being a female lady woman its fucking awesome theres so much room to express myself the exact way i want to like thats who i am#theres an infinite number of ways to simply be a woman and lots of people love that and if anything find gender microlabels stifiling#its like. wow you really just do unabashedly admit that you think trans woman is the worst gender huh
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This is my personal crossover event of the century
#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what???#alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic-#(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO)#ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again#first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs#after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy!#after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!!#and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig)#but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it#but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark#mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically#but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting#the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar#and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie#RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!!#they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then#it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another#such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS#i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha)#f1#formula 1#formula one#mark webber#matt damon
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Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh
Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT -
Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD
Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute
(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)
#my characters#oops i fell in love#I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or#somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them#and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings#there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers#there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother#she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf#and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY#and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them#but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother#so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone#hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings#the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it#you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot#and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says#ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right#and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth#and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice#and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy#he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it#he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him#i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with#thats a special bond ok im just sayin#also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha
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Girl is the daughter to some famous guy and he loves her so so so so so so much and doesn't want her to be involved in fame and scandals. So he hires a bodyguard for her so that she can have some freedom and also NOT be seen with him. And bodyguard is just super chill with the man's gushing and doesn't originally try super hard to befriend the girl. It's a job and he just needs her safe and outta the spotlight.
It's going pretty well and is all fine until his friend shows up. Who looks really angy. And glares a lot. So she assumes this friend is just a punk and the bodyguard is like "oh he's nice. he just looks like that when he's nervous."
So when the bodyguard is like "ok i gotta go talk with your dad meaning I can't walk with you to school but I got permission to let my friend walk with you" and she's like okay. I understand. I'm resigned to my fate of never being independent. And then when the guy is like "I need proof or your dad will kill me" and she agrees, HE BEAMS BECAUSE HE GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY. And he shows her the picture and is like "before I send it, this okay with you?" and she nods. She's never seen him smile like that. Huh.
And now the girl has her very loving dad, her loving mom, her protective and kind bodyguard and his weird (boy)friend. And so she has two separate groups of people that love her and she's really happy.
#my bodyguard isnt my dad#since her classmates never see her dad and only see her with the bg they just are like#your dad is really protective huh and shes like oh yeah 100% not know the misunderstanding#and then later her classmates ask her if her dads gay and shes like no??? and doesnt know what else to say#because her dad loves her mom its a really happy married couple wtf#they dont even KNOW her dad ????#then one is like oh yeah i saw that pink haired guy with him again tho they were buying dinner from a convenience store#and shes like OH YOU MEAN HIM no oh no thats.................. hes more like an uncle ?#and the classmates are like OH OK COOL and then it drops cause they dont care about a gay uncle#the gay dad is the drama topic#so she informs her bg that her classmates think hes gay and the two hear cackling from another room#and bg has to be like OH SHUT IT THIS IS YOUR FAULT BY THE WAY YOURE INVOLVED HERE BY BEING MY FAKE BF#and hes like WOW NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF THIS
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oh we meet hsi daugthers in side content actually but they are mentioned in the story. heres this
OHHHHWAAA THEYRE SO CUTE AND SILLY
#those halfling ass names#may is really just another chilchuck wow#asks#sistervirtue#mutuals!#fuller probably takes after mom huh dark wavy hair...#ALSO MEAN TO HIM MEAN TO SENSHI#thats cute tho hes really a dad aw
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i feel fords glory seeking behavior parallels stans money collecting/hoarding behavior
theyre embodying their dads wants of fame and fortune respectively
#and thats why its never enough#cause it was never enough for dad#probably already been said but i was like#'wow they really are fame and fortune huh'
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this isnt funny but it also is but god i was trying to put my makeup on in the middle of a Hot Girl Breakdown Session (yknow where you wanna look cute but are also dying inside at the same time) and there were tears ACTIVELY STREAMING DOWN MY FACE but still i was so determined to FINISH MY MAKEUP AND GET READY FOR WORK IN TIME but it was like the most hilarious process of: ok lets do the eyeliner wing. oops i cried that one off. lets try again. ok smudged that one. can we try some mascara maybe? oh great now my tears are black and all over my face. there is mascara dripping in my eyeballs and it hurts but that's fine we'll get through this. it was TRULY the emo girl era in my bathroom. i was like laughing at the absurdity of it and crying at the same time. in the end i cleaned my face and ended up with a really decent makeup look anyway so sometimes you have to suffer for the craft I GUESS
#its so funny bc i usually wear all black and im more of a goth aesthetic when ti comes to dressing myself#and i was like wow. i am really the living embodiment of my dark and broody outfit rn huh#IM FINE BTW#IT'S JUST THE HORRORS#on a side note when my coworker asked me if i was fine the other day and i said 'im fine its just the horrors' she laughed so loud#and i was like oh yeah thats not normal human speak. that's right#text post
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rawr xd!
#lauraluvbi#scenemo#scene#rawr xd#scenecore#furry#furry art#wow these really can be as big as you want huh thats neat
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what do you fucking mean that's how charlie dies. THAT'S HOW CHARLIE DIES??? i mean i know the show has a penchant for killing off every character who's not a winchester brother or an angel of thursday but good god. what the fuck. charlie was such a good and enjoyable recurring character, and she had such a fandom impact that i've seen, and she's only around for THREE SEASONS?? (sidebar: it's amazing she has the presence she does for only being around for a couple episodes in the long run!) but: was this necessary? and she just dies offscreen after her skills are utilized to progress the plot of decoding the book of the damned?? oh my god. what in the actual fuck. i'm finding myself getting genuinely very upset at her death. she did not fucking deserve that. and i can absolutely see why the fan response to her death is what it is now. completely fucking unjustified and throwaway and useless.
#theo.txt#spn#charlie#spn spoilers#spn 10x21#almost none of the women who've gotten fridged on this show have deserved it but still#good god this one made me especially angry#why do you use this character for a plot point and then ship her off somewhere. to oz or to the afterlife. so often?#she was such a cool character with a good story that i enjoyed and related to and THIS is what they did with her?? and from my perusing she#doesn't even really come back like bobby occasionally does?? and his death. while devastating to me as somebody who really liked him. still#felt WAY better than this#sorry i ended that episode with my jaw on the fucking FLOOR oh my god. /neg#what did she have to die for? where is that post about female characters dying so male characters can feel sad but it's a gifset of all the#bullshit ass deaths of women on supernatural#i love the show fucking obviously but jesus h christ.#but also you know what. having the context that i have. still a fucked up thing to say but i see why dean says That to sam now during#charlie's funeral. it IS an interesting look into how they respond to the other one violating their wishes/freedoms and into their larger#dynamic actually! but thats not what this post is really about#wow. i am actually livid. poor fucking charlie.#if she was like a sister to the winchesters how about you bring her back huh? how about you revive her? jesus christ#i wonder what her heaven is like. i hope its dnd and movie night with the girls#i took a little break mid-typing this to see if i was just being insane and angry but no the super wiki has a whole section about the fan#outrage at charlie's death and the discussions it furthered about the show's misogynistic tendencies#and you know what? good!#ok anyway. im going to go browse charlie art and feel abnormal now.#supernatural#charlie bradbury
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Is this gender?
#yall im having an existential crisis#been seeing all these posts of people just being androgenous and i was like huh i really think thats neat#and i tried it and my brain is like holy wow i enjoy that#especially the masc presenting and im like shit#i did more masc presenting for a few yearsbut i was also in a bad depression era and struggling with my self esteem and that hasnt changed#but my depression is improved a little andim like what iffffffd#and like ive always liked they them pronouns for me tho i wouldnt say it#cause i also dont mind she her#or the times i was called he him previously#so idk what gender is and idk what im doing
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Every time that someone credits Taika Waititi for Wellington paranormal - which he had no involvement in - I lose ten years off of my life.
Jemaine Clement is one of my favourite actors and writers and producers and he deserve the credit is is working HARD to deserve.
Edit: wwdits series, too. So much great work
Edit: OFMD, too. Yeah, he’s executive producer. But there was a BOARD of writers, and a creator, and although the fandom was pretty good at crediting Jenkins et al. when I left it, there are so many more people than just Taika Waititi that made the film, which he certainly didn’t do most of, however much I follow his work.
#wellington paranormal#taika waititi#jemaine clement#eagle vs shark was my parents favourite and what got me back into watching movies and kinda just enjoying life again#even though I know thats a waititi movie cos hes also great do NOT get me wrong#but Wellington paranormal has ways comforted me on sad or cold or lonely nights and one if its producers should be actually credited#and well-known for the outSTANDING work that they are doing#cos wow I love that show#and wos Clement is amazing#wwdits#ofmd#wow this list is growing#people really see his name on anything and give all of the credit to him huh#this was a long time coming#Other works he had a more major role in and he got most of the credit which was actually deserved#but as I was following the actors and the other writers I saw that they had no credit despite making these movies that I love and going on#to make incredible things#but that could be ignored cos well it made sense#and I do still love his work#I wouldn't stop now after decades
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there's no such thing as an "aro/ace lesbian" because in order to be a lesbian to have to actually experience romantic and/or sexual attraction to women. you can't just vaguely platonically appreciate them. if vaguely platonically appreciating someone were the standard for an orientation everyone would be omnisexual, incestuous pedo-zoophiles. just looking at someone and thinking "huh, cool" is not the same as Being In Love With Another Human Being. this isn't me saying you're not a lesbian. this is me saying the "aro/ace" label by its very nature is delusional.
Oh wow some dumb asshole trying to pedojacket me 500 notes into my post criticizing a transmisogynist streamer. gargle my dick and balls
#raven.ask#and thats not what being aroace is. i dont think 'huh neat uwu'#i think 'wow shes really hot' i just have no drive to have sex or be in relationship#get hit by a car
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i know twewy really isnt the greatest when it comes to subtlety but man neo really just goes “The Next Scene Will Contain Character Development” huh
#shitpost#twewy#ntwewy#any time kanon spoke to fret i was like man y’all are really laying it on thick huh#and the conversation with fret and nagi (as much as i love it) its a lot of This Is The Character Development#same with rindo. i think my least favorite part of neo is when rindo takes haz’s offer and then you go to the final boss#and if youre in the fight long enough (like i was) they just say in the fucking dialogue ‘wow im glad i finally made a decision this time’#or something like that. just to make sure you really got it in case you missed that whole fucking section of the fucking story#thats the problem. its a lot of telling instead of showing#and knowing the production process they mightve just not been able to work in enough Showing for the whole cast#since they weren’t focusing on one specific character yk#anyways#rant#tag rant
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