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little-the-rat · 3 months
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The horrors persist but so do I
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Also the shitty bloody version
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Naga Father (Araza) x gender neutral reader - 3
@rivalriotrenegade @viviansnowmain Update! <3
The party is underway, and you couldn't be more grateful that it's going so smoothly. You and Sam made the invitations together, and he had chosen to invite three kids from his class that he got along with. They were triplets. You had babysat them a couple of times and while they were always a handful, they were the sweetest children you'd ever met.
All three of them attended and they brought presents. They're now playing outside, taking turns burying each other in the sandbox and demolishing the garden as they toss the sand everywhere. You put a lot of thought into the games for the party, but they are having so much fun with their self-devised game that you don't mind. Mr. Araza peers outside, looking amused.
"Human children are not so different," he muses. "Every day I see more and more similarities."
"Well, I'm glad," you reply.
You mean it. In the weeks that you've known him, he has become less guarded. You've even seen him greet the neighbors sometimes as he goes off to work. He's not as harsh with Sam and it causes the dear boy to flourish. Looks like there are improvements all around.
You're taking the cake out of the fridge when you notice something. Mr. Araza has gotten relaxed around you to the point that he leaves his tail to sprawl. Miraculously you haven't stepped or tripped on it yet. Today it looks less glossy than usual. You feel like you need to point that out.
"Oh," he says, clicking his claws on the counter and looking at his tail. "Yes, I'm about to begin shedding."
"I've never seen that before," you respond.
"Because my kind is almost always on suppressants. I haven't been taking mine for a while."
"Might I ask why?" You question as you poke the candles into the cake.
"They can cause damage with continuous use. Short breaks are recommended," he responds.
A lightbulb goes off in your head and you whip your head around to look at him.
"Doesn't that mean you go through a heat cycle as well?"
Stupid, stupid, the small voice in your head chants, but you can't take it back.
Mr. Araza gifts you with a rare smile.
"Someone has been looking things up."
"Uh... I was just curious. Just trying to understand your kind better," you stammer.
"You don't have to use the internet for that," he says. "You can just ask me."
"Really? That's..." You blank out as you search for a lighter for the candles.
"Ask me again," Mr. Araza says, the tip of his tail winding and curling, doing its own thing.
You decide to suck it up and just be forward with it, so you repeat your question.
"Do you go through a heat cycle when you're off the suppressants?"
"If by that you mean a fire racing through my veins along with the urge to mate with any soft thing in my territory, then yes," he says with a soft chuckle. "Most definitely."
You almost drop the cake as your heart jolts in surprise. Did he just say that? You had been asking out of curiosity, not with an ulterior motive.
"Sir," you say sternly.
"Apologies," he chuckles, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
You're shaking your head when another thought occurs to you.
"What are you going to do about Sam when... You know, it happens?"
"My parents will pick him up and he will spend the week with them."
"The week?" You make a face.
"A heat cycle lasts that long, yes."
"Oh. I probably shouldn't be asking about this. It's unprofessional," you say.
"Ask what you like. It is nice to have a human show some curiosity," he replies.
You smile at that and step out to the door to call the kids in for cake and ice cream. Sam gets a smaller portion so that he doesn't end up hurting his stomach with overly rich human food. The party ends on a note of success, and you have more trouble than usual getting Sam to go to bed because he doesn't want to part with his presents. This is the longest you have stayed yet, and you've enjoyed every moment of it.
When you come downstairs Mr. Araza is in the kitchen, eating a slice of birthday cake. He looks up, his eyes shimmering gold. Your pay is on the counter. As you tuck it into your pocket he says,
"Do you want to stay for a drink? Coffee?"
Your lips tug into a grin and you glance at the clock, trying not to look too eager.
"Then again, it's late, so if you want to be on your way..."
"No, I'd love some coffee!" you almost shout.
You fix yourself a cup and pad into the living room. He joins you on the couch, his tail shifting restlessly as he tries to get all of himself up on it.
"I think you need a bigger couch," you point out.
He grumbles and flops down, letting his tail spill into your lap, the end flicking and curling gently around your wrist. You blink and take a sip of your coffee to try and calm down.
"Mr. Araza..." You begin and he flicks his tongue out, his eyes sharpening as he considers what he tastes in the air.
"You can call me Lith. We are familiar now."
"Lith," you repeat, trying out his name.
"What did you want to tell me?" He asks, pressing his cheek against one of the pillows, getting even more comfortable.
"I... I don't want you to pay me anymore," you blurt out. "I enjoy spending time with Sam, and I'd love to come over often. If you'll let me."
His eyes flicker closed and he lets out a bone-weary sigh.
"When did I get so comfortable with you, little human? You have invaded my life like a worm in an apple."
You consider this for a moment. "Is that... A good thing? I can't tell."
His eyes open, gazing at the ceiling. "It is a dangerous thing. Sam has imprinted on you. He sees you as someone he can trust."
Those words make you all warm, and your smile grows wider and more confident.
"And what about you? Do you trust me?"
"You have given me no reason not to," he muses. "Your personality draws me in, it beckons like a fire. It is a warmth I would like to bask in."
You've been resting your hand on his tail without realizing it, stroking it absently. He doesn't seem to mind, so you let your hand remain there, tracing his scales. You're content to sit in silence with him and contemplate this new level you're at with him. After a moment you realize he's squirming restlessly. Again.
"Is something wrong?"
"No." He pulls himself closer, setting his chin on his palm and staring at you.
"What?" You frown. "Do I have cake on my face?"
His gaze darts down and he eyes your lips for a moment, looking contemplative. The world seems to stop for a moment. It's just you, and him, and the crickets chirping outside. His eyes narrow and when his tongue flicks out again the tip nearly boops your nose. He pulls away with a soft sigh.
"You're welcome to visit whenever you like," he says simply and then slithers off the couch.
That's your cue to leave. You take a moment to rinse the mug in the kitchen before you grab your jacket. Lith follows you to the door.
"I'm booked tomorrow and the day after that, so I won't be seeing you two until Saturday, at least." You dig your hands into your pockets and add jokingly. "Think you can manage?"
Lith lifts his shoulder, his tail coiling somewhat restlessly behind. "Well. I might miss you. Goodnight."
The door closes softly in your face and you blink at the abruptness. Maybe things got a little too mushy for him. Something was definitely happening in there, but you're not sure what. You head to your car, humming. You're already looking forward to Saturday.
Unrelated but what's the boop all about? Can someone tell me please? I'm seeing it everywhere but I have no idea what's going on. It looks fun!
Edit - My dumbass just looked it up!! Should have done that first, lol.
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galoosreblogger · 2 months
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stupid fucking Ted expressions that I have yet to see as gifs, in no particular order (Four Rooms, 1995)
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loosesodamarble · 2 months
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Nacht vs. Nozel Part 2 (Nozel victory!)
This is a part 2 to this post. I've already posted a Nacht victory version of part 2 (as a request) but to show the fandom's favorite silver prince some love too, I decided to give Nozel a victory as well!
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In the time since Nozel and Nacht have started their battle for your heart, you've grown even closer with Nozel.
Because you're with the Black Bulls and he's leading the Silver Eagles, you two don't have too much spare time to spend together.
So it's a lot of letters and speaking through magic communication devices.
Often times, you don't wait for a reply and just send Nozel letters whenever you feel like you have enough to tell him.
Nozel will write you pages and pages of stuff in his letters, responding to multiple letters at once and generally wanting to share a lot with you.
One day, Nozel asks to borrow you for a mission. The Silver Eagles were investigating a dungeon that was protected with a magic darkness that only Light Magic could dispel so you were needed.
Using your Light Magic and Nozel's Mercury Magic in conjunction, lighting up the dungeon even at far distances is an easy feat.
"I used to think that I could get by on my own strength, but it's experiences like this that make me appreciate the ability to combine my strength with others'."
"I can't say it as poetically, but I like working with you too!"
For some reason, you both blush over the exchange.
You casually hang out at the Silver Eagles base frequently and it's always something new.
One day, Nozel would teach you how to play chess or some other high society board game. Another day, you'd explain several of your childhood games to Nozel while trying to encourage him to play them with you (despite most of them needing several people to play properly).
You've introduced each other to different music and literature. Despite your limited understanding of high society, Nozel once had you rolling on the floor as he explained the humor of a short story mocking political subterfuge.
Sometimes, during your visits, Nebra and Solid would poke their head in and make a remark about your "disloyalty" to the Black Bulls. "You're already so comfy here. And I bet the Silver Eagles robe would look splendid on you!" Things like that.
Nozel lets you see a side of himself that rarely anyone sees because he knows you won't judge him. He lets himself relax with you because you relax yourself with him.
Your infectious energy and positive outlook are something he finds himself holding onto in his heart.
Nozel's customary kiss on the hand as greeting makes your heart race more as time goes on. And you find yourself growing eager to have it happen every time you see each other.
And then one day, Nozel forgoes the cordial bow and simply brings your hand to his lips and looks you directly in the eyes as he gives his greeting.
Your heart practically stops because "what was that look?!?!?!?!?!"
After the party, you end up going to Nacht to talk out your feelings.
"Something about the way he looked at me made it seems more than friendly," you tell Nacht. "And I... I want that to be the case. Nacht, I think I love Nozel."
For a moment, Nacht is quiet before he finally replies, "I don't think I've seen you happier than this moment, realizing your feelings."
Nacht gives you a plan for confessing to Nozel and you doubt him at first but decide to go along with it.
The next time you and Nozel meet, Nozel of course kisses your hand. Nozel is about to let go of your hand when you grasp his back and pull him in to give a kiss on the cheek.
Nozel's faces is beat red when you do that. He clears his throat and averts his eyes while muttering, "And I thought I was being forward."
You'd tell him that it's not your fault that he played off kissing your hand as something totally non-romantic for years. He's just that refined.
Nacht would quickly give Nozel a pat on the shoulder and whisper "Don't mess this up. I won't be kind if you hurt them."
Now that you and Nozel are a couple, you both make it a point of kissing each other's hands.
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cupidskissx · 11 months
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✨Azerbaijan Abnegation✨
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Monaco Malaise Part 2
Pairing: Charles Leclerc / Max Verstappen
Word count: 16,976
Chapters: 2/2
Warnings: Angst, Conflicted Feelings, Explicit Sexual Content, Light BDSM, Fluff if you squint
Summary:
Charles stares at him intently, “Last time was an anomaly.” Not for the first time, Max recalls the awkward swell of humiliation after Charles had told him to stop. The hairs on the back of his neck prickle at the memory of everything that followed, “Yeah, that better not happen again.”
After Monaco, Max thought he’d made up his mind about Charles, and their little arrangement.
They’re in Azerbaijan and Charles is everywhere: in his head, in his messages, in his hotel room…
Will Max be able to hold onto his resolve, or will his attempts at self-denial only prolong the inevitable?
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Chapter 2:
This week has been correction after correction, managing the fierce oscillation between wanting Charles and wanting to stop wanting him, and now he has his arms full of opposite lock. Charles, yet again, has a front row seat to watch Max spin out of control towards the barriers.
Authors note:
Technically I’ve been working on Part 2 since June last year. After failing miserably writing it in Charles’ POV I abandoned it. Then I started to re-work this fic back into Max’s POV in October.
To see it finally posted in honour of Monaco, and Monaco Malaise, makes me a little emotional, I sincerely hope you enjoy it! 
Read on Ao3
The intention is to one day write the Part 3 I’ve had in my head since June last year, but that’ll be a long way away. I hope to see you back here for a refresher if I ever manage to finish it. As always, you're welcome to dive into my DMs so we can swoon over Lestappen together!
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thyandrawrites · 4 months
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*eyes the meta I am still in the middle of writing, then the leaks, then stares right into the camera like she's in the office*
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peeniless · 2 years
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Every time that someone credits Taika Waititi for Wellington paranormal - which he had no involvement in - I lose ten years off of my life.
Jemaine Clement is one of my favourite actors and writers and producers and he deserve the credit is is working HARD to deserve.
Edit: wwdits series, too. So much great work
Edit: OFMD, too. Yeah, he’s executive producer. But there was a BOARD of writers, and a creator, and although the fandom was pretty good at crediting Jenkins et al. when I left it, there are so many more people than just Taika Waititi that made the film, which he certainly didn’t do most of, however much I follow his work.
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misplacedgamer · 2 years
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Guys, don't worry, there's absolutely no way Bakugo is permadead right now.
FIrst of all, there is so much set up for Bakugo's character still revolving around Deku that there is no way Hori will not pay off. Deku saving Bakugo with his own two hands, the hand hold itself, them finally working through their issues, Deku not putting Bakugo on a pedestal anymore, the fact that they are both considered All Might's successors and therefore will have to work together in order to do what All Might couldn't and take out AFO. We all thought Hori gave up on the traitor plot line only for him to hit it at the perfect time and also unveil all the set up that he had actually put into it that we never noticed, so there's no way he would drop the ball on something this important. Hell, his original ending was reincorporated into the second movie, and that used the same ideas that I'm discussing now. Hori is actually thinking about this.
Second, you really think Hori is gonna make Bakugo go out in the most unsatisfying way possible? He didn't land a single hit on AFO that mattered, despite being half of the new Symbol of Peace (and not to mention Deku's Symbol of Victory). He died away from all his friends, without a tearful goodbye to anyone. Deku wasn't even there to see it or see him "off". There are manga that can get away with stuff like this for permadead characters, but MHA is not one of them. Important characters get send offs in shonen manga. These comics are for children, and I'm pretty sure JUMP would not sign off on killing the most popular character in the manga without a bit of fanfare (the most popular six years in a row, lets not forget). If Sir Nighteye got a heartfelt goodbye, then Bakugo motherfucking Katsuki is gonna get the saddest, tear jerking goodbye ever, and that's only after he does something that severely handicaps AFO or helps save Shiggy in some way (cause he needed to learn to save people).
Third, Hori said at the beginning of this year that Bakugo fans and haters would be happy with what happened to his character this year. Bakugo haters? Yes, absolutely fed. Bakugo's ultimate attacks have been meaningless and foiled at every turn, he didn't get his Quirk Awakening (just his Cluster ability, which also did nothing), and AFO has been beating the shit out of him for four chapters. He just went out like a chump without making a scratch on our main villain, and his last thoughts were some Avengers shit about getting a trading card signed??? This is rock bottom, no question.
But as for Bakugo fans...what have we actually gotten so far this year? He and Deku has barely spoken, he's not been all that relevant to the arcs that have been happening (except the Miruko fight), and he's seemingly dead without Deku even being there to see it. Literally anything a Bakugo fan would want has not happened, and I don't see why Hori would change his mind about something like that.
So one of two things is happening here: Either Hori is so fed up with MHA that he is just in complete "raze this shit to the ground" mode like the GoT showrunners, or he's actually smart and is doing this because he knows it will create interest for what's going to happen going forward. I'm willing to make a sizeable bet that its the latter.
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raysrambles · 3 months
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down with brambleclaw, SQUIRRELSTAR FTW‼️‼️
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starheirxero · 2 months
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YAAAAAYYYYY I HEART LUNAR RAGE AND HORRORS THIS IS SO FUN. WATCHING PART 2 NOW !!!!
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andyling · 1 year
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GUYS WAKE UP TANGO FINALLY GOT REVENGE ON BUDUBS FOR LAST LIFE LET’S GOOOOOOOOO >:D
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georgie-abhrams · 22 days
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WHO: @leeabhrams WHERE: Georgie's Pool House, The Abhrams' Estate
One minute, Georgie was sitting on her couch, enjoying a glass of red wine and some Girl Scout cookies while finally watching the newest season of Love is Blind, and the next a piercing screech left her lips as she swatted a spider off of her leg. What transpired next might as well have been a perfectly choreographed scene from a slapstick comedy, probably starring the likes of Melissa McCarthy, as Georgie threw her red wine at the eight legged beast as she nearly flipped backwards off of her couch in an attempt to escape it before she gathered enough courage to trap the arachnid beneath the overturned glass.
Once the creepy little fucker was somewhat secure (and her beautiful white carpet was ruined), and Georgie was safe up on the counter of her little kitchenette, she dialed her brother and waited for him to pick up, only to scream "SPIDER!" into his ear as soon as he did.
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bluepenguinstories · 1 month
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Remoras Full Chapter LXXXIV: Sunrise
Bit my hand.
Yep.
It’s hard as a rock. All blue and numb. There’s no other way around it: frostbite.
Ha. I’m going to die, aren’t I?
Yes, it was a morbid thought, but it was always important for one to remember their own mortality. Some people have this idea that when we die, we all die alone. I don’t think that’s true, though. There’s always something with us. Even in death, we’re given comfort by our surroundings. In life, we have friends, family, the people we meet along the way, both good and bad…
...but to hell with it. For all intents and purposes, I walked alone in the dead of night, a purple sky, illuminated by the northern lights. Not even that could light my path ahead, however, as all I saw in the distance were shadows of mountain ranges, little squares and rectangles that may have been buildings, and a yellow glow further out.
Wait. Wasn’t that significant?
Looks like I had a bit of luck left in me after all. Lady Luck, if you’re out there, I’ll blow a kiss your way.
Yes, even as I was left stranded in the middle of the night, my clothes soaked and clung to me, now turned to near-ice, and my hands frostbitten, I wouldn’t give up so easily. I felt the constant shiver, the kind Remora would often feel. But more than that, I was sure I should have reached the stage of ‘paradoxical stripping’ about an hour ago (not that I had a sense of time, but it sure felt like an hour) yet there I was, clothes still stuck to me. Wouldn’t someone call that fate?
So when I saw through the front window the silhouette of a man in a black suit and slacks with slick, black hair, and thin, delicate glasses, my frozen heart started to thaw just a little.
Is that...am I home? I thought, even though it went against what I had been told. No matter how hard it was to walk, I had to enter that diner. I had to go through those doors, even if I collapsed as soon as I entered.
In retrospect, some might have called it fate that I did exactly that: shoved my way through the front door, only to collapse at the entrance.
“Interesting. So you’re telling me that you came from another timeline – one where you and I are husband and wife?”
His hands were folded and rested on the edge of the table. He sat across from me, smiling slightly, but not giving much indication as to how he really felt or believed. In other words: it was Ray, all right.
I nodded. While I did manage to explain the situation to him, it was still hard to get words out, especially what with all the shivering and defrosting I was doing.
“Incredible,” he continued. “While I wouldn’t say this is the first time someone has crashed through my restaurant in critical condition, this is certainly the first time someone’s told me a story like that.”
I shook all the moisture off of me like a wet dog. Water flew all over the floor, the window (which was already foggy) and the table. Ray didn’t look concerned, even as some got on his sleeve, and he just sipped his tea like usual.
Someone, who had a split, pencil mustache, sure looked concerned, however.
He was in a blue and white striped suit, with a green bucket hat over his head, and matted, swamp-green hair poking out. In other words, he looked just like your typical waiter if the restaurant in question encouraged quirky dress codes.
“Excuse me. You just got water all over the floor,” he sounded rather annoyed.
“Please, Pierre. This is a guest. We can always clean the floor later,” Ray turned toward the waiter. When he turned back to face me, he waved his hands away. “Sorry, you’ll have to excuse my husband.”
A knot twisted in my stomach. Not that this man, Pierre, wasn’t handsome in any way, just that it was yet another reminder that this wasn’t my world. This wasn’t my Ray.
Oh, but he’s still Ray in any other way that matters. That much is clear.
“Heh,” I smirked, “I get it. Crazy lady shows up and says she’s your wife. It’d be enough to make anyone a little irritated. But don’t worry, I’m not trying to steal you from him. I’m also not expecting you to believe me. Like, what? I’m from an alternate version of here? Oh, but I’ve got more stories to tell. Maybe crazy enough stories to make what I already told you seem plausible.” By now, I was starting to return to my usual self. It helped that Ray had given me a blanket and orange and white fleece sweater. His generosity could be tricky, as he knew his way around people enough to make anyone feel special, even if he didn’t know those people at all. If I wasn’t careful, I’d breakdown and wish for him to be my Ray. But I couldn’t do that. I had another one back at home. It wasn’t right to be greedy.
“Go on. I won’t promise to believe you, but I’m always willing to listen to a guest. Say, would you like some tea? I’m currently drinking oolong.”
I waved my hand away as if I was fanning myself.
“No thank you. I would like some whiskey, though.”
“Whiskey?! Really?! You were stranded in the cold and THAT’S what you want?!” Pierre’s outbursts were rather amusing. I forgot that this wasn’t a world that didn’t know who I was.
“Eh? Why not?” I shrugged. “A drink’s a drink. I always find those drinks to warm me up and provide a kick. Especially good for colder climates.”
He continued to gawk until Ray snapped his fingers.
“Well? Are you going to bring this lady her drink?”
“Of course, my love!” Pierre saluted, then ran off to the back. I had a little snicker at the sight before I returned my focus to this Ray.
“Did he take your last name? Or did you his?” I pointed my thumb toward the back.
“Ha. Neither. We’re pretty independent like that. I’m Ray Sunshine, as you know, and he’s Pierre Oiseaux.”
“I can’t pronounce that.”
“Don’t worry about it. You can just call him Pierre. He calls me ‘hubby’ or ‘my love’, but that bit’s a little irrelevant.”
“It’s a little gaudy,” I agreed.
“Excuse me?” Pierre returned with a glass of bright, sun-kissed whiskey in hand. “Who are you to say I’m gaudy?”
“Sorry, no offense. Such pet names aren’t my thing. But it’s fine if it’s yours.”
He let out a deep sigh.
“Sorry. Sorry. I’m just a little on-edge right now,” he admitted.
“Oh, hun. High strung? What about?” I asked.
“Just marriage trouble,” Ray joked. I say ‘joked’ but his delivery was rather flat. Not deadpan, either. Just real jolly and matter-of-fact.
Which, if there was one thing that must have been consistent among Rays was this: when he says marriage trouble, he means something else. If he says something other than marriage trouble, than it might have been marriage trouble. That’s how Ray operated. He was honest in his dishonesty.
I want to pry...I want to pry...I want to pry…
“So, what other stories do you got for me?” Ray asked.
Damn it! I missed my chance to pry!
“Well, you got your hand shot by a former assassin named Remora. You later just got your whole arm amputated and got it replaced with a prosthetic, though you usually just find it easier to cook without that fake arm attached. You know Rhea Flection?”
He shook his head.
“Darn. She’s a well-known former assassin as well. Been to many timelines. So, Remora is another version of Rhea. Who died, by the way, except never mind, no she didn’t. Say, what about the time traveling gay mafia boss, Tony Falsetto? Are you still friends with him?”
“While I don’t like to make my connections known, no, I’ve never met someone by that name.”
Lame. Where’d all the cool people go?
“Man. I wonder what Demetria’s up to. Maybe since she never met Remora, she finished school and is studying them fishes. Oh, and Tigershark. Well, I guess since Cronus never showed up here, she’d still be with her parents and be going by Rotellina Littlewheel. Hmm...does that mean my timeline was the bad timeline and this is the good one?” I thought out loud.
“The Littlewheels? They were regular guests here. Cute kid, too. Their research was done, though, and they’re living in Italy now.”
Hearing that put a smile on my face. Sure, I would never meet the Tigershark that wasn’t Tigershark, but at least this version had her parents. She was probably happy, if nothing else.
“They were good people, yeah?” I asked.
“Yeah. They were.”
I couldn’t think of anything else to say. Nothing that would impress him, anyway. Sure, I could have mentioned Aion. Maybe those two had history here as well. But let’s be honest: I had bigger concerns.
“Hey. So. It’s a longshot, but have you seen a slender black woman named Ananke with cool armor over her limbs?”
“Can’t say I have.”
“Damn. She’s my ticket out of here. If anyone knows how I can get back home, it’s her.”
“Home? As in your timeline?” Ray pondered.
Matters such as this could be so delicate. There were many ways to approach such things. Yes, a simple ‘yes’ would have sufficed, but I was much more sophisticated. So I shook my head.
“No. Home as in my home. It may not be the best place, but it’s the one I love.”
“Well, for your sake, I hope you find it. I’ll be on the look out for this ‘Ananke.’ Let me know if there’s anything I can do.”
Why, yes, dear Ray, there is something, I grinned.
So that’s how I ended up walking out the door of the restaurant with a fishing pole and bait in hand. This Ray also gave me a bundle of sticks for good measure. There was only one thing left to do: walk a fair distance away from the restaurant and light a fire. With any luck, I could cut a hole in the ground and do a bit of ice fishing.
Right when I thought I found a good spot to drop everything, I heard a neat little clicking sound behind me.
“Just what are you really after?” Growled a rather, if I was in the complimenting mood, handsome voice.
“I told ya already. I’m not interested in your husband. I have my own,” I smirked.
Moisture ran from my thick hair down to my neck. It wasn’t sweat, I knew that much. It was just proof that I wasn’t fully recovered from almost being a snow cone.
“That’s not what I mean! Who do you work for?”
“Huh? I work in the name of wanderlust. I’m after a way to get home.”
“I bet that was just a sob story you made up! You said yourself that you don’t expect Ray to believe you!”
“Yeah, because it’s pretty ridiculous, don’t you think? But it doesn’t matter how believable it is. It’s the truth, and as long as I know the truth, what else matters?” I was really starting to get exhausted with this guy. What stick was up his butt, seriously? “But tell me, what do you think my intentions are? What do you think I’m after?”
“You mentioned a time traveling mafia! That must be it! You’re in one of those groups! You’re probably here to get revenge on Ray after he stole from you guys!”
That’s my Ray! Cunning to the end. Ahem! I should probably be scared, huh? That Pierre guy’s got a gun on me. He’s already made up his mind and now he’s going to defend the man he loves.
“Look, buddy, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had a gun pointed at me. Worse, been shot at,” I had my wrist ready. Stella was going to come through. She’d deflect that bullet. Hopefully the bullet wouldn’t hit him in return, and if it did, hopefully it wouldn’t be fatal, but hey, it would still be better than me getting shot. “So believe me when I say that I won’t be the one shitting my pants.”
“RAAAAA!” He yelled and pulled the trigger. Luckily, I knew to turn just as soon as his yell started out as a growl, and with a flick of my wrist, Stella, the bracelet on my arm…
...did nothing.
She remained a bracelet. No whipping power, no baton, nothing.
Actually, something did happen, though. Something significant: my knuckles bled.
“AAAH!” I groaned and hissed as I held onto my knuckle. Luckily, the bullet missed, but it sure grazed me good.
“What?! Why would you try to aim your fist at the bullet?! Were you trying to punch it?!” Pierre freaked out. Given the situation, if anyone should’ve been freaking out, it’d be me.
“No? That would be dumb! I can punch many things, but a bullet isn’t one of them!” I shouted. I had to such in my breath in intervals just to make sure no tears would flow.
“Then what were you trying to do?!”
“It’d be pointless to explain now! Anyway, why did you shoot me?!”
“I was just trying to protect my husband!”
“Big whoop! All I wanted to do was fish and now I’m not even going to enjoy that properly!”
“I’m sorry!”
“You better be! Do you have any bandages?!”
Our shouting match was one for the century, but even if I took a physical hit, I was still coming out on top.
“Yeah...uh...hold on,” he lowered his voice while shuffling his feet. His head hung low in shame as he headed back in the restaurant.
I sat down next to the bundle of sticks and my fishing rod.
“Stupid...stupid…” I hissed and shook my head.
This whole trip to an alternate timeline has been stupid from the start. Who cares if the world was better off without Remora ever showing up here? Or if Demetria never had a reason to come to the arctic? Or if Tigershark never became Tigershark? Or if Ray and I weren’t a duo? This whole world could’ve been a fucking paradise, but it still wasn’t my home.
But no, I wasn’t going to cry. It wouldn’t do me much good. Not until I’ve made it back home to everyone. Then I could bawl my eyes out.
Pierre’s soft footsteps were like the sounds of someone chewing through spoonfuls of dry cereal. He crouched down beside me, legs spread, and held some bandages and tape in his hand.
“Lend me your arm,” he said in a sloppy, oily tone.
My gaze was downcast at the patch of icy ground that I’d like to dig into and try to catch some fish. While I did what I was told, I didn’t wish to look him in the eye. It’s not that I held anything against him, I was just exhausted.
“I’ve had a long day,” I said as he wrapped the bandage around my knuckles.
“Tell me about it. I’m sure I didn’t help.”
“Eh. It’s not the first, nor will it be the last time, some guy shot at me.”
“That’s concerning.”
“Is it? If this weren’t such a regular occurrence I’d be much angrier with you.”
“Ha. You sure ain’t normal. You sure you ain’t with some mafia?”
All I could do was shake my head.
“Negative. I’m not organized enough to be in organized crime.”
“Then how do you intend to make it home?!”
There he went again, shouting. God damn it, Pierre, couldn’t you just keep your voice at an even volume?
He tightened the bandage and tucked the end of it to the first layer.
“There,” he stood up like a flamingo and trotted back toward the restaurant. “I really hope you find your home, lady.”
“Thanks!” I grinned. “My name’s Sunny!”
After he went inside, I turned to see the curtains of the restaurant draw to a close. Teal curtains, which, regardless of whether or not the color mattered, it was still odd to see them close at all. In fact, I don’t think we ever put up curtains in my home’s diner. Guess that’s just another thing that’s different.
My left fist was still free. Sure, it would bleed soon, but not after I…
A light tap was made against the earth in front of me. I looked up, of course, and almost grinned at what (if I were more naive) could have been my salvation: Ananke. Yes, Dr. Paracelsus herself graced me with her presence donned in black striped sweats, a peach cream colored tank top, and adorned with a golden necklace which displayed little snakes eating each other’s tails. It wasn’t just a casual landing, however. No, she was decked out with her mechanical frame. That bulky, black exoskeleton which allowed her to fly around and pulverize whoever she damn well pleased (if she pleased to do so at all). It was a rather unflattering jacket which almost made me suspect that its real purpose was to distract from the beauty within.
“What brings you here?” I asked.
“I wanted to check up on you. Is that so wrong?” She returned my question with another.
“No,” I shook my head, “it’s not. As you can see, I’m getting by.”
There were more pressing matters to discuss, but I couldn’t bring myself to show any contempt toward her, even if my current position was less than ideal.
Her expression didn’t change – flat, monotone. Very little lip movements. I wanted to say she reminded me of a little frigid friend of mine, but even said frigidity tended to be on the soft, more breezy side. In contrast, Ananke was a dearth of emotion.
“Tell me – aren’t you cold?” I asked.
“Freezing, burning. Such things mean little to me.”
Cryptic. I see. If that’s how she was going to be, there was little reason to keep beating around the bush.
“I want to return home.”
No question, not this time.
“You know that can’t happen,” she shook her head.
“And why is that?”
“I need that device to satisfy destiny. Besides, you may not see it yet, but it’s safer for you here.”
“I don’t care what’s safer. What I care about is being with the ones I love.”
“Compared to the magnitude of the world, your wish is mere dust. You can always rebuild. Find new love. New dreams. There is a whole world of adventure that awaits you.”
“So inspiring,” I crooned sarcastically. “But I’m nothing if not stubborn.”
Even if I lived for another fifty years, there was only one adventure that mattered to me right now.
“You seem to know a lot about this whole,” I made vague gestures. “Why doesn’t Stella work anymore? When I tried to use her, it was just a regular ol’ whip.”
“Stella?” She tilted her head.
“My ‘angel weapon’ as I’m sure you’d call it.”
“Ah. That must mean the angel is no more. Which means the world you came from will soon be no more.”
Just as the pulse on my wounded knuckle pounded, so too did my heart.
“That’s even more reason for me to go back! I can’t let this happen to my family!”
I stood up. Catching fish could wait. So too could starting a fire. There was already something blazing deep within me.
“Even if you were able to go back, there is nothing you can do. Now stop this foolishness. Your lifespan is but a speck. Don’t waste it.”
“I’ll waste my life however I damn well please.”
It was subtle, but her brows, as thin as they were, wriggled until they met a slight crease against her smoky eyes.
“Of course. I see now this is the kind of person you are. Just as you are dedicated to your foolishness, so too have I dedicated my life to my research.”
What will it take to convince you? I wondered. I knew I stood no chance in a fight. Not with my current equipment.
“I take it you and Aion were lovers? Or perhaps if not lovers, you had feelings for him?” I tried out an old trick of mine.
“Are you daft? We agreed to work with each other so long as our goals intersected. Once they parted, so did we. If there was anything I could say about him, it’s that he’s a fool masquerading as a genius.” Then, she smiled. “Then again, he might say the same about me.”
“So what? Any other lovers? What about friends?”
“Why the inquiry now?” “Well, it’s just that...aren’t you lonely? Maybe I could help you with your research. Be your colleague, your companion. And maybe...something else.”
She coughed out a laugh.
“You cannot hope to seduce me. Men and women alike have tried over the years, but none of them would satisfy. Their lives are so fleeting, and they would only serve as a distraction. Even if I felt anything past a kinship with you, it wouldn’t even put a dent into my life. Half of your lifespan is not even half of one percentage of how long I have lived. What good does a mortal love do me?”
“Wait. ‘Mortal’? Are you telling me…?”
“For thousands of years, I have lived. Tempered by the elements. Survived poisoning, stabbing, burns, starvation, dehydration. I am not invincible, but hardened to the point by a desperate need for survival.”
“Even if that were true, how could anyone live for, what, thousands of years?”
“Come on, Sunny. You said you believed in magic. How absurd could it be that I was blessed by a god to live on and carry out my fated goal?”
A shiver ran down my spine.
“Just what is your goal?”
“A simple, but more meaningful one than you could ever conjure: I have seen my original tribe assimilated, only to be made into several different cultures over the years, and having lost its original culture. My original people, displaced until forgotten. War and changing of values, the colonization of an already civilized people. Lands ravaged until inhospitable. Did you know that the Sahara was once a thriving landscape where crops grew?”
“So what? Your goal is to restore your former people? And why does a time travel device factor in? Are you planning to bring your community back into this time? What with the changing of landscape, I doubt they’d even survive this period.”
“No. You misunderstand, as most are want to do. I was an outcast in my own tribe. Assaulted, tortured, ostracized. I don’t hold resentment for them, as I was quite weak back then. I hold no resentment for the changing of times, either. I know that change is inevitable, and values clash constantly. I don’t need community, and I know that this planet won’t last forever. All I wish for is a land that will last. Unbothered by pollution. Unbothered by the clashes of the outside world.”
“You really don’t think you would be lonely at all, do you?” I asked, this time genuine.
“I am not alone for fate is always with me.”
“So how does the time travel device factor in?”
“It holds enough power to shield my land from attacks. I have spent countless years of research into creating an artificial landscape, unbothered by the environment which surrounds it. In certain places, tropical. Others, a desert. All of it, beautiful. A refuge of my own making.”
The idea sounded majestic, if not misguided. Or maybe I was the misguided one for still preferring my home over her potential home.
“I’m sorry to put you in this position, but it looks like I have to crush your dream in order to fulfill mine.”
I positioned into a fighting stance, my uninjured knuckle facing forward.
“Are you blind? Deaf, perhaps? Even if my body wasn’t tempered the way it was, my armor will surely protect me,” she sounded surprised. Turns out she didn’t know me as well as she thought.
I charged forward and readied my fist. As I swung forward, she blocked with the armor covering her arms, something which I already predicted she would. That was when I shot my leg forward and kicked her in the stomach. Despite that part of her being defenseless, she did not so much as budge or groan. My foot under my thick, leather boot, felt crushed as if a boulder landed upon it. I pulled back and hissed.
She really is hard as a rock, I thought.
My tactic changed: this time, I pulled out Stella. She may only be an ordinary whip now, but I was willing to bet I was strong enough to leave some kind of mark.
When I cracked it, she blocked it by lifting up her knee. Even if she wasn’t so durable, that armor was still in the way. So I switched hands, aimed for her face and to my astonishment, she didn’t even flinch or try to block as it hit her cheek. More so, there was nary a mark upon her.
She stepped back, undid her armor as she did so.
“I have no intention to fight you. I may not be capable of being harmed, but that doesn’t mean I am very strong, either. Still, I have to deter you from such foolish notions,” she declared.
I kept trying to hit her while she continued to take steps backward. Then, her armor shifted into that of a long, thick, black cleaver of a sword.
No way. Is she going to cut me down with that thing? But that’s not what she did – in fact, what she did was far worse. She held it against her own wrist.
“While others wouldn’t fare so well, I can allow myself to bleed,” she sounded less like she was about to harm herself, and more like she wanted to show me a magic trick. And indeed, she was, as she slid her blade against her wrist and a few drops of thick blood poured down and sunk into the frozen earth.
“It is time you met one of my daughters.”
What was just her fresh blood expanded and shot upward until it formed the shape of a person: brown skin, short, braided black hair, and emerald green eyes. Her pointed teeth poked out from her full lips and she opened her mouth and spoke in a firm, yet warm tone:
“You summoned me, mother?”
“Yes, Atropos. Go fight Sunny for me, but do not mortally wound her. She need not die, only deterred.”
“Mother, call me Aisa,” her summoned daughter pursed her lips and pleaded. Despite looking like a grown woman, this ‘child’ of Ananke’s expression reminded me of a toddler soon to burst into tears.
“But that name is too hard to pronounce,” Ananke rebuffed.
“I won’t do as you say until you call me Aisa.”
“Fine,” Ananke sighed, not nearly as stubborn as I. “Go fight Sunny, Aisa!”
Although Aisa was blocking the view, I managed to catch a striking detail from Ananke for just a split second – her wound on her wrist had already closed up and healed, without even so much as a scar.
Her sword transformed back into her outer armor and attached itself to her limbs. Before turning away, she addressed me.
“Don’t come looking for me,” she warned before flying off.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d think it was an invitation.
A faint trace of smoke was left by the fuel used to carry Ananke away. I let out a faint cough, and I would have been thankful for that brief warmth, were it not for the guest in front of me.
Aisa wore a long, flowing, white robe, with a V-neck which tastefully (in my opinion) showed off her small cleavage. That robe of hers extended down to the point that they covered the ground and blocked any view of possible footwear. Shame, too, as whether she was wearing sandals, boots, or barefoot could have made a huge difference in whether I stood a chance or not.
She reached her hands into her pockets and pulled hand spindles from one, and a wooden wheel from the other. Even if its diameter was smaller than my head, I still imagined it would have done some damage were it to strike me.
Jeez. How big are those pockets? I wondered, but not a moment sooner, she spun the wheel toward me, with many strings connected to it.
I dodged in time and she ran toward me, tossing spindles my way. One cut against my cheek. I tried to grab onto the needle, unbothered by the cut, even in the stinging cold, but she pulled the needle back.
I bet she’s a yo-yo expert, I observed and pulled out my whip. Stella may no longer be ‘Stella’ as I knew her, but she was still stellar in her own right.
With one crack, I wrapped Stella around the threads of her spindles and pulled her closer to me, then kicked her down.
“Ha,” she smirked, “I can see why mother would find you special.”
“Me? Special?” I asked, wide-eyed.
“Yes,” she closed her eyes. Her wheel, which still hung low, spun toward me and cracked against the icy ground. I watched as her hand flung the string forward and aimed the wheel up toward my stomach. I held onto my whip with both hands and blocked against the wheel. The wheel didn’t let up speed and spun higher, toward my face, forcing me to follow along with my whip.
I thought it would keep getting closer and shred my whole face apart, but just as I could feel a tickle of wind against my nose, it slowed down. Aisa pulled back, leaped up and spun in the air. She flew up high enough that for a moment I thought she was a fairy.
Instead, she dove down like a torpedo. I backed away, and in that moment, noticed that she wore stiletto heels with a dagger poking out. I gulped, grabbed onto her ankle, and tossed her away.
She landed on her feet, unfazed.
“Ha! I’m impressed as well! See, mother doesn’t care for people, but you? You caught her interest!” She as flattering as she was in ecstasy over the thrill of battle.
“I don’t see how!” I shouted back. “I don’t have any magic power! I’m not immortal!”
She spun the wheel and it missed my face, but cut against the sleeve of my shoulder and left a searing cut.
“Ack!” I winced.
“Don’t sell yourself short. Mother is never wrong.”
We’ll see about that, I huffed.
She tossed spindles once again. Each time, I swatted them away with my whip. It was my turn to advance on her, and this time I’d whip her senseless.
“Not bad,” she nodded. “Unfortunately, I’m going to wrap this up now.”
She didn’t try to dodge my whip. Instead, she set her wheel on the ground, then propelled herself up into the air once again, with wheel in hand.
I avoided this once, I can do it again.
She dove down, aiming her heels once again my way. I backed away and wrapped my whip around her ankle. She was caught, and would soon be slammed to the ground and I thrust down.
However, she had the same idea, and slammed her wheel right against my stomach. I was knocked back to the ground.
Aching, I tried to pick myself up. She didn’t pull back her wheel, and it kept me down, like a weighted blanket.
“For a mortal with an ordinary weapon, you put up a good fight. However, as I am the weakest of the fate sisters, you have no hope of reaching mother.”
She pulled her wheel back and placed it in her pocket. I watched her wrap threads around herself and she spun away like a spinning top. She leaped up in the distance and I watched her fade away into a crimson mist.
“Ugh,” I rubbed my head.
Dawn would be breaking in just a few hours.
I checked on Stella, my whip, and saw that the middle of her was threadbare, almost cut in half from the pressure of that accursed wheel. It made me lay my head back on the ground in defeat.
Only a few minutes later, I struggled my way to sitting up. My busted up belly ached to the point I felt like throwing up, but I held in whatever bile would have spewed out.
Tears flowed down my cheeks. It stung the cut on my cheek, even if the cold already did a good job of that.
Utter defeat. Time and time again.
No, I wasn’t going to give up, but when I counted up the different times I’ve lost, the idea was tempting.
Then there was the issue of succeeding. Was I really willing to destroy someone’s home in order to see myself back home?
I folded my knees and buried my head in them.
Where was my determination? It must have been buried as well.
My greatest treasure: my home. I’ll retrieve it at all costs. But how?
I must have been lost in my wallowing to the point that I didn’t hear anyone approaching. It was only when a hand was placed on my shoulder, the same one that was still wet with my blood.
I looked up to see Ray. Not my Ray, but it was still him all the same.
“What’s wrong, miss lady?” He asked in his soft, Ray voice.
“Ray…” I sounded hoarse, weary.
“Won’t you tell me another story? Someone as interesting as yourself shouldn’t be so sad.”
“I don’t know if I have it in me.”
“At least come inside where it’s warm.”
“But what about your husband?”
“I already gave him a few good spankings. Apologies for his rudeness.”
What other choice do I have? I thought while taking his hand.
Pierre looked down in shame next to the bar counter where Ray would usually serve drinks to passing customers.
Of course, most of the time, the diner lacked customers, and this time was no exception.
What other yarns could I spin for them? Either out of regret for his actions or genuine interest, Pierre sat next to Ray at the booth and leaned in. Both of them were awaiting some kind of tale.
After I took a sip of warm water, I figured it out.
“One time, there was a sculpture I learned about under an Egyptian tomb. Emeralds for eyes and in the shape of Anubis. But I wasn’t about to donate it to some museum or sell it to a black market – no, that’s not the way I roll…”
It was a fantastic tale, one from my old days. That tomb consisted of a maze and several traps, including moving giant statues with spears. Ah, I was a lot more agile then, as well.
“Wow so you were a regular treasure hunter?” Pierre’s eyes lit up.
“Ha. You like that?”
“Well, I always dreamed of doing stuff like that when I was a kid, but then I stubbed my toe on a thumbtack while exploring an abandoned building in my neighborhood.”
Ray wrapped his arm around Pierre’s shoulder.
“He’s such a baby,” Ray joked, “but I love him anyway.”
“Well, I’m a baby, too. I’m just a big one with lots of experience. Sometimes you just gotta...jump into that active volcano, wander into a toxic mine shaft, or search for the monster under your bed.”
“Yeah, but you make all that sound easy,” Pierre whined.
“It’s not that it’s easy, it’s that it’s…”
I didn’t know the word. I probably did at one point.
My sole weapon is nearly broken. In those examples, I usually had a parachute, a gas mask, or a torch.
“So here’s another story, from just a few minutes ago: Ananke, the woman that I’m searching for, turns out she’s immortal.”
“What? Oh, right, it’s a story,” Pierre was shocked until he scoffed.
“Just because it’s a story doesn’t mean it’s not astonishing, dear,” Ray closed his eyes and sipped his tea.
“Maybe she’s not invincible, but immortal and ageless? Yeah. And for what it’s worth, she practically seems invincible. I tried to fight her and not so much as a dent. Someone like her is beyond belief.”
“It sounds like you’ve got a thing for her,” Pierre suggested.
“I have a thing for Ray,” I waved my hand away, “err...not your husband. Mine.”
“Yes, but she’s your ticket out of here, no?” Ray said. “I must say, even if you make it back home, you’re not someone I’m likely to forget any time soon.”
“That is true. But I don’t even know where she resides.”
Ananke mentioned somewhere tropical. In the Southern hemisphere, perhaps? But didn’t she say it was an artificial environment? So the region probably doesn’t matter so much. Now that I think of it, she found me pretty fast, didn’t she? It’s almost as if…
“I think I do, actually!” I shouted and grinned.
“Oh? That’s great,” Ray clapped his hands together.
“Yeah! I gotta go there now! Like, pronto! ASAP!”
“But...your injuries…” Pierre pointed to my knuckles, then my shoulder.
“Eh. Wounds build character,” I flexed my arms.
“Yeah, if you give them time to heal! Be sensible!”
“Pierre Oiseaux, you bird brain! You’ve known me to be a fool since I got here! Why would I be sensible now?”
“It’s not pronounced ‘Wee-saw,’ and you should be sensible because what good is going home dead? If Ray died doing something stupid, I’d never forgive myself. Think about what your Ray must feel if you died doing something stupid!”
“If Ray dies doing something stupid, just kick him until he wakes up!”
Ray chuckled.
“I should agree with my husband – but I won’t say this isn’t amusing,” he said.
I paced around the dining area. It wasn’t good enough to think it would be close. And just saying I wanted to be there now wouldn’t get me there.
“Quick question: do you know an Aurora B?” I asked the two gentlemen.
“What?! Are you associated with her? Her and her gang are awful!”
“In a manner of speaking, yes. But I’m not looking to rob you guys. In fact, if I wanted to do that, she’d already be nearby and of course things aren’t that easy.”
“Why would you want to meet her?”
“Because she could take me there. I have a feeling that Ananke’s close.”
“I’ve got a motor sled. Why don’t you just borrow that?”
“Pierre, I could kiss you if you were Ray and not Pierre. But even if I used your sled, I’d still have to swim across freezing water.”
“I’m with my love on this one,” Ray held out his hand and waved it about. “She’s tried to rob us before a couple of times. Even though she wasn’t successful the second time, she still made a mess of the place. I don’t even think she meant to leave it a mess, she was just shitfaced drunk and kept knocking into things.”
“Ha ha! I’ve done that before!”
Actually, now that I thought about it, I did have a way to contact her. That is, if my hunch was correct.
“Ray, can I borrow your phone?”
“Whatever for, miss?” He asked, smiling coyly.
“I want to know just how alternate this timeline is,” I explained.
Pierre gave a confused look with a side of disgust.
Ray tossed his phone and I caught it in my palm. Just a simple black flip phone. Rather outdated, but y’know, it was cute.
I entered in the digits and dialed.
Back in my own time, Ray had (reluctantly) added Aurora’s number to his contacts back when he decided to have her babysit the diner. I pretty much had her number memorized. Not that I called her often or anything.
The phone rang a few times before I finally heard a familiar, gruff voice.
“Who is this?” She grunted.
“Hey pretty lady,” I cooed. “Why don’t you come over to my place. I’ve got something for you.”
It was Ray’s turn to give a confused look. From the other end of the line, I’m sure Aurora looked just as confused. In hindsight, there was a better way to get her attention.
“I think you have the wrong number. I don’t do booty calls. I got a crew to satisfy me.”
Fuck this.
“I’m not talking about sex! I’m talking about food! I heard from a friend that you and your crew was starving, so I thought I could help, but you know what? Screw this! Some ingrate you are!”
“Hey! Nobody talks to me like that! Where are you? I’ll show you a thing or two!”
“Ray’s place. Look for a yellow building. Can’t miss it.”
“Gah! Just you wait! I’ll satisfy my hunger and then make you eat those words!”
“Bring it.” I hung up and tossed the phone back to Ray.
“What did you do that for?! Are you trying to endanger us all?!” Pierre panicked.
“Yeah, that was...wow,” Ray gave a nervous smile.
“Trust me. Just as much as I know how to deal with Ray, I also know how to deal with her.”
“I hope you’re right,” both Pierre and Ray said.
Now we just had to wait.
We didn’t have to wait long. For all Aurora’s faults, she was at least good at keeping her word. The train parked right in front of the diner. I stepped outside just as she stepped out of the front train car.
There she was, the big redhead with the big, bushy strawberry hair. She had on a thick yellow wool sweater, a gray scarf, and fuzzy black pants.
Oh, and a heavy scowl.
She rolled up her sleeve and clenched her fist.
“Who are you? I wanna know the name of the person I’m about to beat to a pulp!”
Good luck. I’ve already been beaten pretty bad. What’s a little more?
“Sunny Reyes, at your service,” I took a bow.
She grunted.
“I’ve never heard of you!”
“Well, I’ve heard of you.”
“Of course! Who hasn’t heard of the great Aurora B? Now are you ready to pay for what you called me?”
“What? Pretty?”
Aurora stroked her chin.
“Now that I get a good look, you’re rather pretty, yourself. What say you? Wanna join my crew after I finish giving you the beating of a lifetime?”
“That’s only if you can beat me.”
“Oh, I sure can!” She began to run toward me, but I held my palm out.
“Hold it! I didn’t say how we would battle, did I?”
“What? You can’t just order me around!”
“Leg wrestling. You and me.”
Aurora’s face turned red.
“Well...I...my legs are so strong that I could probably crush yours like a grape…”
“What? Scared?”
“No way! You’re on! Right here and now!”
“You can’t be serious, Sunny! Leg wrestling? Unprotected?” Pierre asked, the fear in his voice palpable.
“What? We’re both wearing pants.”
“That’s not the point! People have died leg wrestling! It’s no joke!”
“That’s silly talk! Leg wrestling is perfectly safe as long as you know what you’re doing,” I waved my hand away.
Jeez. Pierre really was a baby.
We both laid flat on the ground, opposite of each other, but our legs against one another. Just as we raised our knees, Aurora yelled, “wait!”
“What now?”
“We should at least roll up the sleeves of our pants. Who’s ever heard of arm wrestling with mittens on?”
“Oh, right. Good point.”
We rolled up our pant sleeves to our knees and folded our bare knees into each other, with her foot between my legs, and mine between hers.
“Hey hey!” Waved what looked to be a cheerful redhead with freckles. “I’m Allison Daughters! I’ll be your referee!”
She jumped up outside the train and looked real giddy, with a whistle tied around her neck.
“All right! Whoever can pin the other’s knee down first, wins!” She explained, then blew her whistle.
We pushed against each other. I had to admit, she was doing a pretty good job of keeping her knee in place, but only time would tell if she would last.
“Remember: if I win, you gotta join my crew,” she sneered.
“Let’s make this interesting: if I win, you gotta take me somewhere,” I said back.
“What?”
“I have somewhere in mind.”
I began pushing harder and her leg began to fold inward.
“Gah!” She grunted.
“I can’t bear to look! It’s too scary!” Pierre gasped.
Oh please. Even though you tried to shoot me? I thought, though my eyes were concentrated on Aurora’s leg. I pushed harder and saw as her knee began to go down, even just a little.
“I can’t lose yet! My pride as a captain is on the line!”
She pushed herself up and sat up. I didn’t know whether or not that could be considered cheating, but I didn’t really care. It wasn’t going to give her the advantage she thought it would.
I sat up and inched closer to her.
“Now we’re even,” I declared and began to push harder. She let out a gasp as she tried to push my leg away.
“Nng…” She winced. “If we get any closer to each other, this might get bad.”
“Agreed,” I held my own, but I wasn’t getting her knee down any lower. I was still in the advantage, but damn if she wasn’t trying.
“I’ll allow it! Get as close as you want!” Called out Allison, the referee.
Aurora pushed harder and our knees were both up once again, evenly matched.
“You’ve got a lot of stamina,” I said.
“I practice with my crew.”
“Sorry to sully your pride in front of your crew, but,” I pushed my leg with as much force as I could muster. Aurora tried to hold on, but it was clear she wouldn’t hold much longer.
“Haa...haa...heh, if you beat me, forget about pride, you’ll earn my respect.”
I grinned, even though I was straining to finish this.
And finish it I did – with one slam of my knee against hers, I pushed her knee down on her other leg and held it down.
“Ha! Victory!” I raised my hands in the air.
We released our grips on each other and huffed in short breaths.
“Haa...aa…that felt really good,” Aurora sighed.
“You’re telling me. Been a while since I’ve had a good workout like that.”
“Um. Sunny. I think you drained our boss!” Allison declared.
“Hey! I’m just fine!” Aurora yelled and pushed herself up off the ground.
“Amazing,” Ray had his hand on his chin as if it were some game of chess.
“So where is it you’re looking to go?”
“I believe there’s an island off the coast of here. I want to get on that island.”
Aurora nodded.
“I see. You’re one of those people.”
“What do you mean?”
“Nothing bad. I am too. See, there is an island, or rather, three islands. It’s an archipelago surrounded by a wall of fire. There’s a bridge to get across the water to each island, but the problem is that it’s gated. There’s some powerful lady with a wheel who stands guard to the first island. She seems to let most people in as refugees, but it’s like she’s some kind of mind reader.”
“What do you mean?”
“Like, you probably want in for the same reason I did: to steal the food and take it back for yourself, no? Or get this: there’s probably a vast wealth of treasure on those islands. When I walked up, she said she knew what I was after and chased me off with her wheel. Like, excuse me? She wasn’t even that hot.”
I snorted. Sounds like Aurora all right.
“Well, nobody tells me what I can and can’t have...is what I would like to say, if I could get in. That fire wall stretches high. Unless you drop in from the sky, I don’t see you walking in the normal way.”
“Nah. And I don’t want to.”
“So if that’s your goal, I don’t know how I can help you, sorry.”
I placed my hand on Aurora’s shoulder. It wasn’t like her to get discouraged. And I was already reeling back from remembering when I was discouraged.
“It’s okay. We can do this. You just gotta send me flying. Got a cannon?”
Her jaw dropped.
“What?”
The train sped through the icy terrain. I stood atop the front car, wind in my face.
Needless to say, this was going to happen. Just not in the way that I hoped.
No, I wasn’t going to be launched from a cannon. Yes, she did have some, but none in working condition. Instead, one of her crewmates, Russel, said he’d take care of it and to wait in the front car. Allison brought Ray, Pierre, and Aurora a can of ginger ale in the meantime.
“It ain’t much, but it hits the spot. Dawn’s going to be breaking soon,” Allison looked out the window.
“Mm,” Pierre hummed as he chugged down his can of soda. He let out a belch, then said, “you know, I brew the best ginger beer. It’s at Ray and I’s place.”
“Oh yeah? We might have to rob that from you guys sometime,” Allison said. She was far too cheerful about such a prospect.
Ugh. That reminds me…
“Hey. Aurora. I’ve got another deal for you.”
“Yes, dear?” Aurora’s eyes fluttered. Something about being bested at leg wrestling really changed her demeanor.
“I want you to stop robbing Ray and his husband’s establishment.”
“Nu-uh. What’s in it for me?” Aurora crossed her fingers.
“I’m not telling you to quit your lifestyle – how about this? You avoid robbing their place, and they’ll give you and your crew free food for life.”
“What?! What’s in it for us?!” Pierre balked.
“An interesting proposal, but one that we would have to agree to as well, no?” Ray said while stroking his chin.
“Simple: Aurora, you refer anyone you rob to eat at Ray’s diner. He’ll get customers. You’ll get free food. Sound good?”
Aurora shrugged.
“Eh. Yeah. Sure. Maybe I’m just getting on with age, but that sounds fine.”
She didn’t sound too enthusiastic, but better than nothing.
“And if they go back on the deal,” she added, “I could just have my crew shoot ‘em.”
“There’s no need to go that far. I’d be happy to have you as a business partner,” Ray held out his hand. Aurora shook it while looking away and whistling.
The door to the train car opened. Out popped Russell with his thick brown facial hair and his thick, gray sweater and gray flappy hat.
“It’s ready,” he announced. “Got a big slingshot on the roof.”
Along with the announcement, he reached behind and tossed me a parachute.
“Thanks, RJ!”
“Uh-huh,” he growled. It sounded like a happy growl.
“I forgot that guy’s a construction expert,” Aurora said.
“Oh? You mean to tell me he’s --”
“Yeah. Into model trains.”
Thank goodness there was someone on a train who was into model trains. Always an essential crewmate to have.
“Now, here’s the plan: I want you to accelerate until we get close to the side of the first island. Once we’re close, hit the brakes. I’ll be on the roof, preparing the sling.”
“Are you insane? That’s going to send you --” Pierre was about to protest, but I cut him off.
“Yeah. I want Aurora to send me flying.”
Ray chuckled.
“I think I see now why my other self fell for you.”
“Damn right. I wanna get in her pants,” Aurora agreed.
“Well, I’ll have to give the other Ray and Aurora plenty of love when I get back home,” I gave them a thumbs up and climbed onto the roof.
Before I reached the top, Ray stopped me.
“Hey. You had better live to tell the tale.”
I winked.
The train accelerated and the brisk air caught up with me. I felt icicles form on my nostrils. The wind and icy air caused my air to set backward. I didn’t care. My racing heartbeat told me all I needed to know.
The sky grew brighter. What was deep purple turned into a light, frosty view. It was enough to make me reflect on some things. But not for long, as the island, with billowing flames blocking the way, came into view.
“NOW!” I shouted. “HIT THE BRAKES!”
I pulled the sling back and readied the parachute. I was going to do this.
Just as the train slammed to a halt, near the edge of the shore, there were a few bumps from the train cars in the back and I let go of the sling, soaring into the air in the process.
My parachute opened up midway through the air. I spread my arms out and grinned the whole way, the wind propelling me forward. It still didn’t look like I was high enough...but…
Whether I would become a shooting star or go down in flames, I knew I was going to make it.
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heraldofcrow · 1 year
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HELL YES ELDEN RING DESERVED IT MYIAZAKI I LOVE YOU AHAHAHA
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IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT AND DESERVED ALL THE HYPE TOO
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gameboy-berry · 1 year
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〚 PPT2 x PKMN 〛
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999? More like 47
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G*DAS ISN’T COMING BACK
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