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evisconti · 2 months

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please leave. We don't want you here.

if ercole had a quarter for everytime he was told THAT...

#and i turn off anon now #sorry to the actually nice anons i'm just not going to deal with this in the future bc i'm smart #ooc #i just finished remaking his carrd and biography and everything so i'm going to focus on maybe icons or something next #who has beef with me i'm just a silly girl

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buggachat · 12 days

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adrien never went to public school / adrienette have never met AU where Ladynoir are dating but Marinette has beef with Adrien Agreste™ on twitter, spurred by her interest in the fashion industry and her friendship with Mylene. ads are all over the place of Adrien promoting products like air in a bottle and NFTs and just generally so many products that are extremely poor taste/bad for the environment. Marinette tweets about beauty standards in the industry and all the shit Gabriel brand does to the environment and how Adrien Agreste perfectly encapsulates it all.

Adrien, of course, never responds to any of her tweets. her tweets are just white noise in the background. she is nowhere near on his level. one day Marinette tweets out something akin to "if I saw Adrien Agreste irl i'd punch him in the face" and her twitter gets banned for Threats of Violence, Alya draws attention to the injustice of it via the Ladyblog and suddenly "I want to punch Adrien Agreste in the face [gets banned]" becomes a bit of a meme. NOW people know who Marinette is and are listening to what she's saying (on her new account or whatever). Chat Noir also tweets that he wants to punch Adrien in the face

A hashtag trends. Marinette caves and starts tweeting about the scandals of the industry on her Ladybug twitter too. Adrien's twitter and instagram comments are flooded with both threats to punch him but also just generally critical comments like "nice pic and all but are you not going to address the sweatshop allegations?". Adrien still does not address it. At most he turns comments off. Marinette is gnawing at the wood of her desk.

Then a Ladybug and Chat Noir identity reveal happens.

Marinette is stunned. Absolutely mouth agape. Cannot form words. Chat Noi— NO, ADRIEN— ADRIEN FUCKING AGRESTE looks at her and is like "oh ha :) .... Marinette Dupain-Cheng, right? You're the girl who wanted to punch me hahaha"

after recovering from her world being shattered, she's like...... "hahaha...... um............... yeah...... uh..... so you... DO know who i am. and you're just. ignoring it then. hahaha... ok... thats....... fine..... anyway..... u-uh...... im not... gonna actually punch you. but. um. k-kitty do you um. maybe want to stop promoting deforestation and all that"

he's like "I don't"

she's like. "yes you do. literally in your newest ad you said to the camera 'who needs trees when bottled air is the way of the future'. like did you really read that line out loud and not see a problem with it"

"yeah, that wasn't me"

"what are you talking abou—"

"it's deepfaked"

"..... what"

"all of my ads in the past few years are deepfakes. I complained too much so my father fired me. turns out that i signed away all rights to my face and voice to him when I was 13 or something. he can just use my face and voice and name however he wants. he generates ads. i dont even have access to the 'Adrien Agreste' twitter or insta accounts. sometimes he makes me do runways but beyond that I'm not involved in all."

"... ... ... ... ... what"

"yeah haha... :") im sorry. i wish i could help you more. but he never listens to me. i don't like it either, i.... i've asked him to stop sooo many times. but he never listens to me. i hate seeing my face used without my consent but haha.... i don't... have any rights here so. sorry. i really wish i could help more"

and now marinette hates "Adrien Agreste"™ ads/posts EVEN MORE and is threatening to kill Gabriel Agreste himself. all while kissing the real adrien agreste silly

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leviscolwill · 8 months

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— dad!jude bellingham headcanons !

pairing: dad!jude bellingham x fem!reader

req: could you write dad!judebellingham ml <3

note: i tried writing headcanons because i feel like my writing is very 👎👎🍅🍅🍅 at the moment, i hope you'll like it still !! reblogs are VERY appreciated since the tags are in a silly goofy mood right now #useless 😝🤪

tag list: @ceofmercedes <3

it's well established on judeblr that he is a girl dad, so girl dad it is

i think he would spiral a bit over the fact that you're growing a whole human being in you

he would say random shit like “no but do you feel her legs grow ?”

and you're like 😐😐😐 of course not

but the poor boy is just clueless 😪

he would always remind you of how you're the most beautiful woman on earth, even when you're crying your eyes out because ron fell off his chess piece in the philosopher's stone

now,, i think we're all well aware he would spoil your daughter rotten

getting her new clothes or new toys whenever he passes in front of a store because “she might need it one day”

but !! he would never let her turn into a “daddy i want a squirrel” kinda girl

you would both make sure she's very well mannered because he is very aware his parents' education played a big part in who he is today

i feel like being strict wouldn't be a problem for him either

yk being the eldest in his family, he wouldn't be swayed by your girl's pleading eyes when she acts wrong

he would 100% cry on her first day of pre-school (it's the cancer in him)

and he would try to drop her / pick her up from school as much as he possibly can with training and stuff

if you speak another language, you'd learn it to your daughter and use it to talk shit about jude 🤭

“have you seen what he wore today ?” “yeah daddy's shirt is very ugly”

in my case she would say quoicoubeh to him

i feel like he'd get so frustrated and start sulking amd pouting before your daughter reassures him

okayy bc it's spooky szn rn 😋

family matching costumes !! (call it corny 😡 i do not care)

monsters, disney characters or the adams family... he'd have soooo many ideas

he'd go trick or treating just to eat all the sweets

playfights with your daughter for their girl's attention

“it's my mommy !”

“oh yeah ? but mommy liked me before, so i'm the number one in her heart”

“it's not true ! mommy tell him he's a liar”

you can only roll your eyes because he really has beef with a whole child ???

but he's just a kid himself !!

everytime she gets to see uncle jobe she's overly happy

and jude would smack the back of his head when he says a bad word

(like he's not the one to curse at home yk 🙄)

is it a bad thing i think he would secretly hope your daughter has a bad dream so she'd have a good excuse to sleep in between you both ?

because he would

just to cuddle with her

then he regrets it when she wakes him up early in the morning

when she grows up he would be soooo invested in her school's dramas

like, actually asking for updates during dinner like he's dan from gossip girl

“what do you mean ben is dating his ex's best friend ?? he's such a di... bad person”

he'd be so gassed whenever she would wear his shirt (especially at school)

like you got all these clothes but chose this particular england shirt ? 🥹🥹

(as if half her wardrobe isn't his jerseys from every club he's been at)

(+ jerseys he exchanged with other players and signed jerseys by football legends)

he would sooo show her off to his teammates

“yeah my girl knows how to read now” 😎

and show every picture of her EVER

even the embarrassing ones

100% would introduce his friends as uncles

“say hi to uncle gio” (🫠)

now hear me out bc i think it's my favourite idea

he would totally look up hairstyles tutorials for your babygirl and try them out

once he gets the hang of it, he would never stop finding new ones

and since he doesn't have a sister, he would go to his mum for advice

on hair, but also girl stuff so he can pretend he already knows it all in front of you

you'd also go to his mum to advice tho, because being a parent (especially a mum) is never easy

and she would gladly share all of them with you

when you get into fights with jude your girl would always try to make it better

“dad says he's sorry”, “mum said she's not mad anymore”

of course you both know she's lying but somehow it always works ???

so your relationship is the prime example of what she's looking for when she grows up

and she secretly hopes she gets to love her s/o just like her parents love each other (too corny now ?)

anyways jude would treat you both like his little princesses, and he's so so so grateful he gets to live a lifetime with you two

or maybe more than two who knows 🚶‍♀️

#is it too messy ??#or is it readable ?#is this too much ?#yeah probably #jude bellingham x reader #football x reader #jude bellingham one shot #jude bellingham imagine #jude bellingham blurb #jude bellingham #jude bellingham headcanons #football one shot #football fluff #football imagine #football headcanon

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i-cant-sing · 1 year

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Dabi would punch a kid who was rude to his kid on the playground

Of course 10000% Just because you refuse to be a menace to society like him and will literally be nice to every stranger that comes your way even if they tried to hurt you (because let's be honest, baby reader ain't getting hurt as long as Dabi is around), doesn't mean he's going to shy away from violence, because that is the only language most people understand.

Let's say a kid has been bullying you, and you're such a sweet thing that you didn't even know what "bullying" was, or why that kid was being mean to you, so you never bothered to complain to your father. But then the day you return from school with a small but slightly deep gash on your forehead, Dabi is CONCERNED.

"Baby? Are you okay? What happened?" Dabi asks, picking you up to inspect the gash.

You gave him a toothy grin as he lifted you up, before pecking his nose when he pulled you closer. "Yeah! I fell off the swing!"

"Fell of the swing?"

You nodded, playing with the loose staple on his cheek. "Mmmhmm. I was on the swing and then my friend came and he pushed me too hard and I went flying!"

"And then you hit your head?"

You shook your head. "No, no! I landed on my feet the first time. But then I got back on the swing and he pushed me hard again but I didn't fly this time, I just fell! Then he laughed, and I laughed. Silly me, daddy!"

Pushed two times? Dabi never really believed in coincidences but he didn't wanna beef with some kid until he's sure.

So the next time you go to school/park, Dabi comes along. And when he spots the boy who "pushed you accidentally", he knew instantly the kid was a bully who had no good intentions for you. The moment the kid tried to push you off, Dabi immeadiately caught the swing (and you along with it).

"Y/n? Sweetie, will you go and get the water bottle from bench over there? Good girl." He watched you skip along and just when you were out of earshot, Dabi gave the meanest glare to the bully as he crouched down to his level, holding his arms so he couldn't run away.

"Now, listen here you little shit. That girl is my daughter, and I know what you've been trying to do. Now since I have never introduced myself before, I'm going to be lenient with you." Dabi's hands began to warm up, not enough to burn but enough to cause severe discomfort and make the threat clear. "If you ever hurt Y/n again, if you even think about it, I will know. If you hurt her, I will hurt you more. If she cries, I will make sure you cry harder. If she even has a pebble in her shoe, I will stone you to death. If she's in pain, I promise you- you will fucking regret it. I don't give a single shit if you tell on me- I will hurt everyone you care about too. Do you understand?" The boy with tears in his eyes nodded shakily.

Dabi looked over his shoulder to where you were and saw you struggling to hold the 1L water bottle. Honestly, you looked so cute with your little face puffed up as you used all your might to carry the bottle that was almost your size.

So cute.

He looked back at the kid who was trying to escape Dabi's death grip, but he only patted him on the shoulders before a manic grin appeared on his face.

"Now, its good that we've made things clear. However, you still pushed my daughter and she's got a scar on her forehead. Will it heal? I don't know, but I do know that I need to return the favour. So, hold still. This won't hurt... much? I don't know I've never done this before."

And with that, Dabi singed off the bully's eyebrows, the boy yelping in fear more than in pain.

"An eye for an eye, kid. Remember what I said." Dabi said before turning around and walking to help you.

Natsuo is both in shock and also laughing his ass off once he heard about Dabi burning off a kid's eyebrows off.

#yandere dabi #yandere dabi x reader #yandere bnha #bnha headcanons #yandere mha #bnha imagines

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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month

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If Zutara is a feminist ship then it's absolute bottom of the barrel feminism SORRY like it's so downlow💀Katara's a fem girl with parentification trauma and open softness and Zuko's a masc dude who turned into a Team Dad to heal his inner child and break the cycle of abuse and high up walls so they're already a cisheteronormative ship based off that alone but there's also how while Zuko made up for what how he hurt Katara,his attacks and insults to her were racially motivated and that adds a thick layer of racialized misogyny AND directly goes against Katara's wishes to force Zuko onto her because she fought for a loooong time to break the mold of womanhood should only exist in 'what girls are SUPPOSED to be like' and frankly the emphasis on supposed 'realism' when it comes to girls and Zutara said by the shippers so often has transmisogyny underlaying it,if not then at least bioessentialism,with how cis and exclusive of unconventional girlhood it is and it dosen't help their case that they often feminize Toph when she gets older when in CANON she stayed gnc and ruthlessly talk badly of Aang because he's a boy who's feminine and gets hurt when bullied for it in-universe and he has a fucking right to even if he's cis!!!!They're making fun of him for being himself!'Fragile masculinity' my ass,if you saw a stud or a non-fully transitioned transfem you'd hurl and he thinks Katara's punk girl slay is the hottest shit ever and showed hints of crushing on Toph's butch ass too

But back on topic,this is why i can't stand Zutara man,there's nothing for me to relate to!I'm a punk femme woc like Katara and i headcanon her as trans,bi and autistic like me because i relate to her in some very important ways(though i hc her as transfem while i'm transmasc bigender)and this is also a big part of the appeal of Kataang for me because i'm the girl who had a crush on Aang instead of Zuko Zutara shippers always told you don't exist and i loved Taang because i was rowdy tomboy like Toph but i never had a beef with Kataang,i didn't see anything wrong with it!!!I minded my own damn bussiness and let Katara just vibe instead of making her some evil bitch!And while i'm in love with Zuko now thanks to the comics going into the Gaang's adult years,my canon self-insert ship with him is him and Ty Lee because i'm a super bubbly and optimistic pastel girl who's interests are considered 'stupid/silly/lame' by society and is high maintenance but nice to everybody instead of demanding and it turns out that me as a kid and me now are those ways due to autism and transgenderism!!!!

Zutara does nothing for the woc in me because Katara dosen't look like me since i'm black,i love her and Zuko as bickering found siblings,i have older sister/maternal feelings towards Aang like Zuko does older brother/fatherly ones,i see Mai as a comphet (trans) lesbian but love Maiko because she's weirdgirl rep and Zuko's in love with her and there's also black etchnic subgroups in each nation confirmed in Turf Wars so i don't got anything stopping me from making an Atlasona instead of ruining characters and dynamics!!!!!Zutara is such a less than nothing ship if you're 'not a normal girl' and the fandom's make it beyond crystal clear how they feel about us so that's why i hate it so much in addition to what ass is is!The only thing Z/k's were 'robbed' of is the ability to get a grip,a boyfriend,friends who think they're goddesses platonically like mine do to me and me them and media literacy seeing as Atla's title refers to Aang being the sole survivor of a genocide based off an irl one but they will do everything and anything to remove that out of the context in analysing him and the franchise as a whole

And not to diverge topics again but this is why i'm okay with shaming and mocking Zutara re Natla(and no i don't mean harrasing,i mean og posting)by me and anybody else,they deadass SHOWED PART OF THE AIR NOMAD GENOCIDE and ALSO ADDED 'TOKEN GOOD' FIRE NATION SOLDIERS and it's so beyond fucking racist and disturbing that they're trying to do any gotcha or praise of it involving their military war ship.You's grown and Zuko loves Aang the most anyway,you normie losers

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penroseparticle · 1 year

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posts that did irreparable damage to my personality, sorry for who I am as a person

That's Pussy Babe!

Vine, just in general

THIS IS DIET COLA

BIG VAXXED PAPI UNTOUCHABLE

How dare you say we piss on the poor

it's spiritual sibling "Pegging Hung Clowns"

Now talk at me while I eat

Pull the trigger piglet

Liberals will stop at nothing to destroy Ronald Reagan's legacy

Save your money for our wedding

blasting rope to waluigi hentai

Grow up this is neopets

Radical Sandwich Anarchy

Gossip Girl title remixes (You probably know Go Piss Girl, the Peppa Pig one is the best one but its deleted, and this one is just funny

You can't touch music. BUT MUSIC CAN TOUCH YOU. "Oh, BARF"

Literally any BecauseImMissy WELCOME TO THE WORLD baby announcement compilation

Who wants to fling my awful body into the sun

Those are his hooves bitch

PubLIZity. Just in general

They're good dogs Brent

Arguing with an Aries (Can confirm as one of my best friends is an Aries and every argument no matter how dumb is this heated)

The story of the RMS Carpathia didn't irreparably damage me but healed me in ways I didn't know I was broken

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

LIFE COULD BE A LOT BETTER TOO

Ach I'm the exact same but a process has occured

You're part of the problem

"Who yells?" (But the actual Broad City exchange)

Muffy... your blog is getting a little... boring

while we're on Arthur, Muffy sis... the carbs

ALWAYS BERTA BEEF

DID MRS. PEPPER CHEAT ON MR. SALT (a new addition but an instant classic)

I'm Mister Sterling's right hand arm. man. I'm Mister Sterling everything. His Confidant. His best friend. His Silly Rabbit.

You know what I like about Rich Kids? NOTHING

RIP Superman Fellatio Fountain

Hellotefi's tiktok about Bill Gates

ETA:

HOW COULD I FORGET "SHOW ME YOUR DICK STEVE"

You should see the other guy

HEY. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL. I LIKE YOU A LOT. MAYBE WE COULD hang out, or something

QUINCY WE ARE GOIN ON A ROAD TRIP

What are birds? We just don't know

Umami, the 5th emotion

OH NO GABBY. I GUESS NOW WE CAN'T GET OUR DREAM JOB AT FUCKING SUBWAY

#forever reblog

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legacyshenanigans · 1 year

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@woundedeagle

Lmao, don't think I've ever wrote about Duncan before, and I'm not in on the whole Duncan and Ominis having beef thing? 🤣 ive never seen that before haha, but thats hilarious💚 when I read your message, this little idea came to me. So hope its good enough for you.

(Some of the beast class students at a Puffskein Den doing research)

Ominis: *leaning back against a tree with his arms folded, while MC gets them the information they need*

Poppy and Sebastian: *laughing and joking as they pet Puffskeins*

Duncan: *kinda freaking out in a corner*

Marvolo: *happens to roll up with Rerek close next to him* Ominis?

Ominis: *turns his head* Marvolo? What are you doing here?

Marvolo: *smirks* This is Rereks favourite Puffskein spot...We didn't expect there to be a gaggle of hogwarts students here though..*turns to Rerek* Seems like your grub is busy Rerek, we'll have to come back later, or go to another den..

Rerek: Oh for fuck sake..

(Marvolo looks over, spotting Duncan anxiously wandering around, looking terrified at the Puffskeins, a playful grin curls onto his lips)

Marvolo: Pfffft, who's the little prick clearly horrified of these fluffballs

Ominis: *smirks* Duncan.. And you're right.. He's scared of them..

Rerek: *slithers up to drape around Marvolos' neck and shoulders* P-HA! Did I hear that correctly?!

Marvolo: *chuckles* Yes..

(A Puffskein suddenly gets really close to Duncan, he screams like a little girl and starts running away, causing Marvolo and Rerek to laugh)

Duncan: *screaming, not looking where he's going, as he runs in Marvolo and Ominis' direction, before finally turning forward, seeing Marvolo towering over him *smirking* and Rerek, who brings his head forward and hisses aggressively at him* Aaaagh!!! *falls back*

Rerek: *hissy laugh* Silly little bitch..

Marvolo: *laughs looking down at him* If you're terrified of a little Puffskein, I dont blame you for being terrified of Rerek. *wicked little smirk*

Duncan: Wh-Who are you?

Ominis: He's my brother, now go away Dun-

Marvolo: *lies* LOOK OUT THERES ONE BEHIND YOU!!!!!

Duncan: *screams and scrambles away*

Marvolo and Ominis: *both slap their knee and burst out laughing in unison*

Ominis: A rare moment Marvolo, but you just made my day. *continues chuckling*

Marvolo: *chuckles* A rare moment indeed...I do so ADORE fucking with people though...Its Especially fun when I know their fear..

~

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons #ominis gaunt #the gaunts hc #the gaunt family #marvolo gaunt hc #marvolo gaunt

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pumpkinnning · 5 months

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Ppl on TikTok annoy me so much currently beefing w/a girl who said that Charles wasn’t committed to f1 bc he took a week off in la before Vegas and that Carlos is going to outperform him this year bc Charles is too concerned about his social status and America.

what 😭😭 that's so stupid

these guys are in an insane pressure cooker all year i'd be worried if they did not take time off (especially Charles with all the bullshit he's had to deal with). I'm sure Carlos did too. It's so weird that some ppl think it's this ultimate sign of commitment to have drivers whose entire life is just car like if you want a robot in there just put one but then i don't find that interesting personally. Time to recharge and disconnect is part of how you can perform at your best level mentally

Also correct me if im wrong but that vlog had sponsor video vibes and I feel like Charles will always have to work that angle harder than Carlos bc he doesn't have the same family connections. I think he also knows that his fame/online influence/popularity with the fans will weigh in his favor in the future so this feels v much like a strategic thing too to cultivate. He's not a silly little guy doing random things lol he has a huge team around him he's probably thought this through very well. Also f1 as a whole is trying to make it in America lmfao

This person just sounds petty and jealous lmao and she's probably coming up w shitty hot takes for attention and engagement so like anon i get sometimes you just gotta get in stupid fights on the internet but protect your energy and vibes a bit okay?😭

#charles leclerc

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lescarbille · 1 month

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Carcar is ruining my life.

I have this girl!Oscar plot idea for You'd be standing in my garage light, and everything I could think of is turning it into a Carcar. To be clear, I'm very doubtful about You'd be standing in my garage light (Landoscar - girl! Oscar) because I'm very disappointed about the chapter that I wrote and I think it misses some spice (guess it's kinda chilli spice now).

I know some of you read it and I want your opinion.

So here it is, some elements for the Carcar :

It's a rivals to rivals with benefits to we're both catching feeling and we're miserable about to secret lovers to lovers.

Lando being obvious.

Lando is a man on a quest : convince his teammate and grid best friend to be friend.

Radio beef / Race beef / "he's blind" / "did she learns something in her rookie year, or what?"

"Fine, but I only do it because of Lando."

Landoscar twinning.

Oscar being the chillest person in the world except when it comes to Carlos.

Basically Oscar being Oscar

Oscar being a pr nightmare but in a funny way like : "Whaouh the FIA fighting patriarchy with tee-shirt? I'm wondering why nobody think about it before."

Lestappen acting as a platonic married couple.

Lestappen knowing there is a girl in Carlos life and acting as wingmans.

Silly season.

Real fight for the championship.

Carlos "What are you going to do? Fired me? You already done that" Sainz.

"You look like Eric in the little mermaid but not as a compliment".

Ollie Bearman is adopted by the grid.

Prema guys (Logan / Arthur / Robert / Fred) .

Fernando has seen this film before...

Oscar involved in the F1 Academy + the F1 Academy girl.

What it could be like to be the only girl on the grid.

1989 strike is back except it's just George who want to hijack a bus.

"I'm not going to sacrifice my career for you. If we doing this and we got caught, I'll throw you under a bus." (not the same)

If I write the Carcar I'll have to delete You'd be standing in my garage light. Also if I write the Carcar, we're going from teen and up audiance to explicit.

Feel free to go on my ask or message box.

I just don't know what to do 🤷‍♀️

#What do you prefer spice or fluff?#I know how to write both but only one will survive the Great war #I can do angst also but no #not this time #Carcar vs. Landoscar #The worst part is that it slowly turning me into supporting Carlos #It just took 9 year I guess #I'm very sarcastic about it #Cause what the hell #I don't dislike Carlos but I'm not a huge fan #My father will hear about this #When your tagging part is slowly turning into a inner conversation with yourself...#Yeah that's why I'm late for chapter 13 of is it over now #Carcar #db fic

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edwardallenpoe · 19 days

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I'm quite glad to see that people are starting to talk about rap and hip-hop and such, albeit because of the Kendrick/Drake beef that I couldn't care less about, because people are pointing out the dumbass excuses people make about not liking those genres and calling out the racism in those arguments. It's refreshing to see, even though black people have been saying it for years, at least it's being acknowledged?

Like, one argument I hate seeing that I have seen a lot is that hip-hop and rap and r&b(???) are inappropriate and vulgar and violent inherently, which is so far from true. There is vulgar shit in those genres, don't get me wrong, but for every vulgar song there's ten other songs about lived experiences, of love, of struggle, of power, of life, of happiness, of silliness, of sadness, of death, of grief, of excitement, of joy, of adventure, of of of. Each of those songs tell a story the same exact way any other genre's song does, actually scratch that, they tell even MORE story (from my music experience)!

And the argument that these songs are inherently misogynistic, or bigoted in some way. I won't lie and say I have heard the best feminist music on the planet from all rappers ever, there is some really fucked up music out there (in every genre), but saying that rap and hip-hop is misogynistic and violent inherently, when a black man is singing about loving women? Hmm... Idk babe.... Kinda sounds like white women portraying black men as predators for their sexuality and intimacy....

And also oversexualizing black women rappers. Need I say more.

It's just that, like, a white man can sing with an acoustic guitar with a southern twang about grooming a little girl and not being able to resist touching her when she doesn't (and cannot) consent and it's the banger of a lifetime, a national anthem, the symbol of patriotism, but a black man singing about having a kinda freaky intimate relationship with a consenting adult woman is just Way Too Fucking Much.

yeah. Don't even get started on black men rapping about the police brutality they face and singing about their mental health being overlooked and scrutinized and invalidated. Or black women singing about the abuse they face from misogyny from black men and misogyny + racism they get from white people and just wanting a partner they can trust or a stable fulfilling life. Or black men and women just singing and rapping about Going To The Club, a notoriously Dangerous and Cruel activity.

It's just great that more than just black people are talking about these issues now, because it (being discrimination based on rap and hip-hop) has been so prevalent in the black community, and we need to have more conversations like this.

I rlly recommend F.D. Signifier and lil'bill on YouTube bc they go wayyy deeper into this discussion than I can and it would rlly help when discussing these topics to hear it from black men who are deep in that scene.

#blackness #black tumblr #rap #hip hop #rap music #black music #racism

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mclennonlgbt · 2 years

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The ultimate list of McLennon songs

(perhaps) In Spite of All the Danger [x]

I don't know (Johnny, Johnny)

(perhaps) There's a place

It's for You (Cilla Black's song written by Lennon/McCartney)

If I fell [x]

I'll be back

(perhaps) Help!

Ticket to ride (Paul admitted in "The Lyrics" that the song referred to John and Paul's trip to Ryde)

Another Girl

You've got to hide your love away

We can work it out

In my life [x]

Here, There and Everywhere [x]

And your bird can sing

(probably) Doctor Robert

I'm so tired [x]

I Will

(probably) Helter Skelter

Hey Jude

The Happy Rishikesh Song [x] [x]

Two of us

Dig a pony

I've Got a Feeling

The Long and Winding Road

Don't let me down

Oh! Darling

Goodbye

Junk

Instant Karma! (We all shine on)

I found out

Look at me

God

Too many people

3 Legs

Monkberry Moon Delight [x]

Dear boy [x]

Smile Away

How do you sleep?

Crippled inside

Jealous guy

Some people never know

Dear friend

Best friend

The Mess [x]

Little Lamb Dragonfly

I know (I know)

Let me roll it

No words

Bless you

Beef jerky (has riff from Let me roll it)

Howling at the moon (it's John's song which he wrote when Paul invited him to New Orleans; later John changed the lyrics but kept melody the same)

Just Because [x] [x]

Venus and Mars

Venus and Mars (Reprise)

Call me back again [x]

Silly Love Songs

With a little luck

Cafe On The Left Bank [x]

That's the way the world is

Real Life (demo)

Real Love [x]

Now and Then (demo)

You send me

Arrow Through Me

To You

Coming up (pay attention to the lyrics during this show)

On the Way

Secret Friend [x]

Hear me lover / Something that didn't happen (demo) [x]

Seems like old times (demo)

India, India (song written by John and recorded in 1980, but not released until 2010)

(Just like) starting over [x]

(perhaps) (Forgive Me) My Little Flower Princess

(perhaps) Grow old with me

Here Today

Tug of war

Somebody who cares

The other me

Twice in a lifetime [x]

However Absurd [x]

(perhaps) Yvonne's the one (unreleased song)

Rough Ride [x]

This one

The lovers that never were [x]

From a lover to a friend [x]

Lonely Road

Growing Up Falling Down

(probably) NEW [x]

Fuh you [x]

Riding to Vanity Fair [x]

(perhaps) Dominoes

Get Enough [x]

Early days

Now and Then

and last, but not least - John's boots

#mclennon #john lennon #paul mccartney #lennon mccartney #yoko ono #linda eastman #pride month #pansexual #bisexual #the beatles

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izloveshorses · 5 months

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Tell me about the red dress campaign!

I got into Anastasia in 2021 :( there's barely any fandom left and even those who write fanfiction for it don't even talk about it anymore!

Tell me everything!!!

okay so. to talk about the year two marketing campaign, we need to talk about year one first.

the year one campaign focused more on the ~journey~ aspect of the show. anya wears her iconic maroon traveling coat, facing away from the audience and generally faceless, very mysterious. who is she? where is she going? what is she looking for? it inspired questions actually relevant to the themes of the show. and, as good marketing does, it gives us just enough info to capture our attention while also leaving us wanting more.

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this coat is what she wears on the posters, playbill covers, everywhere on the marquee. it's the same structure that carried onto every other production's marketing strategy. and it makes sense! because she's traveling! of course she wears a traveling coat. for her Journey.

was it a perfect strategy? no. do i get chills every time i read "rumor, legend mystery" on the marquee over our beautiful broadhurst?? absolutely.

now. year two. derek leaves in april 2018, and in may they film a new ad with the current cast.

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but the whole marketing strategy completely changes as well. it now consists of basically just the Red Dress™ and digitally airbrushed christy smirking at the camera and otherwise provides very little information about what the show is actually about.

this is an aside, but i feel like i should mention that when they shot and filmed this campaign, they styled christy's actual hair. she's not wearing a wig! slay!!!!! she went live that day and zadkins did a takeover on the anastasiabway account, i remember she looked absolutely stunning and was excited as she always is.

but still. the success of your marketing strategy (or the whole show for that matter 💀) should not rest on this woman's shoulders, as lovely as she is.

so here's my beef with the Red Dress campaign: it's such a shallow interpretation of the show. even though the red dress is iconic and linda cho deserves the praise for it, i don't think it represents who anya is or what she's looking for at all. the stage version of anastasia isn't a rags to riches story, nor a princess story, not really. it's about a girl looking for who she was. home love family etc etc etc. the red dress represents a life she ultimately chose to abandon in the end! so by limiting the imagery to just this dress she wears only in the last few minutes of the show, casual audience members may interpret this show as Just Another Princess Story competing with frozen that had just opened literally across the street, and choose to not see it. which is exactly what happened.

@asecretshekept has written a lot about this and understands marketing more than i do, so feel free to browse her blog too for more detailed posts.

not to mention like,,,, the silly financial decisions behind this?? they spent so much money to replace the marquee and stage door with the faces of people who left the show like six months later?? and then they replaced the stage door AGAIN when cody arrived january 2019. so silly. they could've stuck with the generally faceless campaign of year one to avoid this issue, but. i'm not in charge.

but yeah. going from this

to this?????

downgrade of the decade fr. booooo 1/5 stars (one star for christy) 👎

#asks #Anonymous #anastasia broadway #thank u for asking!!#this is another rant i have locked and loaded at all times ashldjkfgd #but yeah out of all the things u could do with this show?? u chose this??#i will blame the downfall of my favorite musical on whoever was in charge of this marketing team #and zadkins aslhjdkf #also that new commercial is a bitch to gif and color

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perpetualexistence · 4 months

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Noah's Development in the Alley Cats AU

Noah's character development is about accepting the fact that he's questioning his sexuality and that it's okay to not know something about himself. That definitely wasn't where the idea started. Going into this AU, all I knew is that I wanted Noah to have been exiled because he had beef with Justin, tried to 'Hell Hath No Fury' him, and lost. As I started thinking about what kind of conflict to give them, I couldn't help but think of the oldest trick in the book: the jilted lover. I love me some delicious irony in having a logical character being the one with the bleeding heart.

As I started thinking about, I couldn't help but do what I normally do when writing conflict: Think about why the characters are actually made at each other. I was tempted to just make it about pride, but then my mind wandered, as it tends to do, and I started thinking about Noah's sexuality.

Part of it was inspired by this post about Noah being a queercoded character. Please do give it a read if you like looking at queer analysis/rep in media. For me, even when I ship something like Noaheather I don't do so by making Noah straight. It just doesn't sit right with me. I'd make him any other letter in the LGBTQ+ umbrella that still makes it work rather than straight.

I know the fandom's probably got my back with this one given how the biggest ships with Noah are Alenoah, Noco, and Nowen. So why decide to make him Questioning? Well, it's simple. I haven't really seen many narratives that dive into it. I thought it'd be neat to explore if the answer really was just 'I don't know' and learning how to be alright with that. Particularly for a know-it-all character like Noah for whom admitting he doesn't know something would be worse than death. It gives him room to grow, AND it explores something I haven't really seen others dive into. I'm still going to do my best to not have that be the only thing about him, of course. He's still going to do sillies, get revenge, and be a sarcastic little shit.

Ultimately, by whatever the endgame of this AU ends up being, I'm not going to have him decide on a label. He'll still be figuring out what/who he likes or doesn't like. Maybe he's in a transition phase, maybe he is still just asexual all along with occasional bits of attraction. Either way, the important thing is the rest of Team CIRRRRH has his back no matter what.

I'm actually going to fight against myself by not shipping him with anyone in this AU. I want to see what'll happen if I just focus on their platonic interactions. I'm not going to completely turn down the idea of something like a queer platonic relationship. But I'm going to do my best to hold off on romance just to see what'll happen. Of course, if any of you guys want to ship them within this AU, don't let me stop you.

That's been Perp on her soap box. Next time we get to this AU, we're going to see how resident angry girl found herself in the social hierarchy time out zone.

#alley cats au #perp rambles #perp writing thoughts

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isayoldbean · 11 months

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thank you, everyone!

sorry that this was so long in coming! i got absolutely flattened by some health issues for a few days, but i can't go any longer without wishing a very sincere thank you to everyone who has enjoyed learning about beef and who supported her on her journey throughout the tournament!

i'm gonna be honest, i don't really know what to say here--i didn't expect to win. i never suspected i'd even get to the finals, and then once i did, i expected chuchu to kick my butt. i even voted for them too! so the fact that i'm sitting here making a post about being crowned champion of the inaugural @woltourney is a bit difficult to wrap my head around.

everyone's wols were so great and so obviously a reflection of their creators' love, and i truly loved meeting each and every one of them! i also hope to continue to learn about them even after the tournament if y'all will allow me to. it was really so much fun, i'd love to do this again some time!

again i'm mostly just overwhelmed that this many of you loved my girl so much that you ignored me asking you not to vote for me in the finals lmao... i guess that means that in a way, she doesn't belong to me anymore. she belongs to all of you. she's in all of your hearts, giving you terrible advice, and i think that's beautiful.

i'd like to give a special shoutout to @spaceace144 for a well-fought final round and who is a co-winner with me in my heart, to all the other roegadyn wols out there--both those in the tournament and outside of it--for the loving warrior's bond we all share, to the friends we've all made over the course of the tourney, and for the tournament organizer(s?) who i know must have worked really hard behind the scenes so that we could all have such a silly fun time like this!

thank you all again for caring about my horrible woman who means so much to me and has helped me out on a personal level more than i'd probably care to admit. and i look forward to meeting the next round of wols whenever this tournament may happen again! until then, please keep beef in your hearts and may you all continue to have many wonderful adventures with your own wols!

#Final Fantasy #Final Fantasy XIV #ff14 #WoL #Huge Beef #woltourney

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star-vibing-prompts · 9 months

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Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

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thebestworstidea · 5 months

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Things go a little haywire when my sister and I have conversations. Wynn our cat was knocking things over, and I pointed out it would be worse if he had a freind his age- or thumbs. Which set Kat to talking about a muppet movie or bit, where Rizzo was in a 'lab rat' scenario and it was put as a prison alagory ("No one's ever made it out of the maze. even if they did, it's ten feet to the door; and three feet to the door knob and rats don't have thumbs, so they can't open doors") he problem was that rats do have thumbs. More importantly, Muppet Rats definitely have thumbs.

This spawned a conversation about how using Muppet Rats for testing would require a doctor to anylize their responses, because of course they can talk about what's being tested. Then we talked about muppet animals vs 'wild' muppet animals.

Like Fozzie going to hibernate with his cousins as a bear, but not being sure how it works. To which I said "Oie this guy. I love him but someone teach him how to do this." (Fozzie is a non practicing Jew now, I'm sorry /headcanon)

City Jew goes to visit his more orthadox cousins

With me so far? Great. Forget about the Muppets

We discussed Country Jews vs City Jews. From that sentance I started spinning out a Halmark movie about a busy business man who has to go home for Chanukah to settle some things for his father- no wait, would Yon Kippor be better? Rosh Hashna? or is he just going to sit shiva and then gets dragged into organizing things - well it's a hallmark movie, we're going to go Chanukah for now just to make it clear we are ripping on Christmas Movies. Anyhow he meets and falls in love with the girl his mother was trying to set him up with and he kept avoiding.

At this point we went full halmark, and turned it into a woman, with a goy boyfriend waiting in the city. She's been waiting for him to purpose, and he's just not doing it, and she's frustrated. We get a couple scenes of her not being terribly observant. ("There's cheese on this roast beef sandwich, Dana, did you get this from Henrich's on fith?" "Nah, a new deli opened closer, I went there. It's the same sandwich, right?" Pause. "Eh, it'd be a waste." There was also a few bacon jokes, to hit the 'we know nothing much about Judism' crowd)

And she goes home, and is charmed by the community around the temple, and meets that nice boy her mother kept talking about- he's a nurse, but he always wanted to take over his father's carpentry business. His father wanted more for him, anyway, enough about him, he's a handsome prop. Give the man a really good face with a nose.

Then we swing back to her goy boyfreind, who was waiting for her to give up on Judism, because he's an atheist and it's all silly, and he thinks a nice secular wedding would be more comfortable for both of them anyway. She's probably trying to balance both worlds going back and forth from the city to the little town, and still being a little resistant at being set up by her mother. and her grandmother. and her grandfather on the other side, oh and her mother's tea and book club. But at the same time goy boyfriend starts saying the quiet part outloud. (mostly just you know, smug atheist, not antisemitic just anti any religon)

This helps her realize how important her families traditions are to her, and she ends up pouring her heart out to the nice jewish boy, who then debates at her. What does she want? What does this mean to her? Why? All through this he's still really kind, and not trying to prove a point, just trying to help her find her own point.

So yeah, turns out she can commute to her big city job, dumps her goy boyfriend, and lives happily ever after.

I would like to see it.

Remember we were talking about my cat knocking things over?

#willow is chatty

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