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alic0rez · 2 months
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Actually who would win in a 1v1 (both are at max power and the arena is a flat plane)
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finex09 · 8 months
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the funniest thing abt watching festival livestreams is hearing the nastiest most grungey brostep/riddim and then looking up to your computer screen only to find out its being played out by some white dude named keith. go white boy go
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rhys-writes-some-shit · 3 months
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Group Introductions
Alastor x Shy!Reader (QP)
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(ft. BFF Charlie)
(A/N: I tried with this one, guys. No promises :') Also damn, I am on a roll)
It wasn’t very often that someone caught Alastor’s eye, but for some reason, you kept popping up. You often showed up at the hotel to help your close friend, Charlie, with whatever needed to be done, but you usually kept to yourself. In fact, Alastor could probably count on one hand the amount of times he’d seen you talk to anyone besides Charlie. 
So imagine his surprise when you nervously approached him, fidgeting with your hands behind your back politely. “Excuse me, Mr. Alastor, b-but Charlie is wondering where you put the gold-inlaid tea set from Asmodeus. Sh-she says she can’t find it.” 
You kept your eyes downward, careful not to look directly at the Radio Demon. Your heart was doing flips in your chest, anxious that you’d say something wrong and that he’d get mad at you, or worse.
“Oh!” Alastor grinned down at you, amused. “Hello there, my dear. The tea set is in the back of the tallest cabinet. I found the designs quite off-putting. Might I ask why Charlie is looking for it?”
“I don’t know,” you replied quietly. “Thank you.” With that, you scurried off, Alastor watching you curiously.
Whenever you were at the hotel, you noticed how Alastor was always around. You wouldn’t say he was watching you per say, but he was just always… there. If you needed something and Charlie wasn’t around, he’d approach you and try to help. You never took him up on his offers, preferring to do things on your own, but it was appreciated nonetheless. 
“Hey,” Charlie was saying one day. The two of you were carrying boxes down to storage. “Have you ever met the other hotel staff? Or our residents? You’re here often enough.”
Hesitating, you shook your head. “No. I talked to Alastor once, though. But it’s okay, I don’t need to meet them.” You added that last part hurriedly. The last thing you wanted to happen was for Charlie to go around introducing you to everyone one at a time. Not only would that be extremely embarrassing, but you just… didn’t feel comfortable talking to people.
Surprise, surprise, that was exactly what Charlie did. 
You’d been dragged along to a group session against your will, causing you to sit in a corner, hoping no one would acknowledge you. That technique didn’t seem to work, however, since everyone kept looking towards you anyway. 
“Alright, everyone! Before we start today’s session, I want to introduce someone to you all!” Motioning towards you, Charlie urged you out of your corner. She looked so happy and excited, you just couldn’t say no to her. Despite the anxiety making your hands shake, you stood and awkwardly shuffled over to Charlie’s side. “This is one of my best friends!” Then, one by one, she started pointing everyone out. 
“That’s Vaggie, you’ve met her before!” Vaggie waved at you, giving you a reassuring smile, or as reassuring as she could manage.
“That’s Angel! He was our first resident, and has been staying here the longest!” The white spider demon, who you’d seen around but never interacted with before, glanced up from his phone to wave at you. He seemed wholly disinterested in the exchange, which didn’t help the pounding in your chest. 
“Next to him is Sir Pentious!” 
The snake demon waved exuberantly, smiling. “It’s a pleasure to meet you!” You only nodded in reply in an attempt to be polite, trying to keep your eyes down. 
“And then there’s Niffty.” The small cyclops demon was much too preoccupied trying to stab a bug that was around beneath the furniture to bother acknowledging you or Charlie. You’d worked with Niffty before, helping make some of the beds, but you’d never spoken a word to her. You were okay with that. 
“Husk.” Upon hearing his name, the bartender only glanced up, before shrugging and going back to reorganizing his liquor cabinet. Like Niffty, you’d also helped him out before at Charlie’s request, but a word had never been spoken between the two of you. He didn’t seem very friendly anyway. 
A shadow grew behind you before Alastor’s tall figure appeared beside you. “And you’ve already met me before. A pleasure, my dear.” Dramatically, he gently took your hand and brought it to his lips. Your face went beet red (or whatever color your blood was) as you took your hand back quickly, nearly hitting Alastor as you did so. 
“It’s nice to meet you all,” you mustered, voice barely audible to yourself, let alone to those further away. “Excuse me.” You ran out the room before Charlie could even think of stopping you, finding a spare closet to hide in. 
Recounting the interaction in your head, you groaned as you placed your head in your hands. Maybe if you never came back to the hotel, you wouldn’t have to deal with any more embarrassing interactions? Why did Charlie have to single you out like that? She knew you weren’t a very social person! 
Not returning to the hotel wasn’t an option, you decided, hiding in that closet. You cared for Charlie too much to let her down like that. She’d told you so many times how much she valued your help. So maybe… just not interact with anyone else ever again? That could work, right?
Your mind kept going back to how Alastor kissed your hand. How are you supposed to tell someone you’re not the romantic type? This sort of thing had never happened before. And you did like Alastor, but not like that! 
“Hey, are you okay?” It was Charlie. How she’d found you, you had no idea, but that didn’t matter. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have pushed you like that. I just… really think you’d like them. And I thought, since you’re basically part of the staff already, it only made sense to, you know, introduce you?”
Taking a deep breath, you shifted so your back was against the closed closet door. “It… It’s okay. I get it. I just…” Sighing, you let your head fall against the door. “Does Alastor always act like that? B-because if he doesn’t, I have to tell him I’m not… you know… A-and I don’t really want to talk about that.”
“Oh, no, no, no, don’t worry about that!” Charlie let out a little awkward chuckle. “He’s like you, even if he doesn’t know it. He was just being polite.”
Relief filled your chest. “Oh thank Satan.”
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ghostlyloversworld · 3 months
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.。.。:∞♡*♥ making me love you! ♥*♡∞:。.。
Percy Jackson! X Fem! Persephone Reader
Idea! - the son of Poseidon and daughter of Persephone realizing that they aren't so different after all.
Waring! Cussing
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Song Get him back! By Olivia Rodrigo
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One, two, three Wait, is this the song with the drums?.
Percy groans as he tossed and turned in bed. He couldn't sleep that night, which was unusual for the demigod considering he's usually fast asleep drooling.
He pushed the blanket off him. He puts his feet on the ground, why was tonight so warm for no reason?. Gods he hated it ".. " his breathing steadily
I met a guy in the summer and I left him in the spring He argued with me about everything He had an ego and a temper and a wandering eye He said he's six-foot-two, and I'm like, "Dude, nice try".
But he was so much fun and he had such weird friends And he would take us out to parties and the night would never end Another song, another club, another bar, another dance And when he said something wrong, he'd just fly me to France So I miss him some nights when I'm feeling depressed 'Til I remember every time he made a pass on my friend Do I love him? Do I hate him? I guess it's up and down If I had to choose, I would say right now.
The son of Poseidon sighs as he walks to his bathroom. Tyson was fast asleep across the other hallway. He tried to find the light switch in the dark, but he struggles to find it for a good moment until the little 'click! ' noise when he found it he had switched the little switch up words.
He finally turns the water on. He let's it run for a good while before he finally splash water on his face. He turns the water off before grabbing a rag he softly pats his face with the rag. He took a good moment to look at his face, he sighs and runs his hands through his Raven hair.
But he wasn't the only one up. The daughter of Persephone was also up. But she was sitting down. At docks her feet swinging back and forth as she watched the water under her feet. Don't worry she had her shoes on making sure they didn't get wet with the water. She thinks that the water was just the right temperature but she wasn't going to try and figure out.
I wanna get him back I wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad Oh, I wanna get him back 'Cause then again, I really miss him, and it makes me real sad Oh, I want sweet revenge And I want him again I want to get him back, back, back.
As she sits there looking at the water. She hears the smooth voice of the son of Poseidon. "Can't sleep? " he asked as he walked up to her ".. Are you stalking me?" She asked him as she looks at the water "what? no.. I don't stalk people" he laughs at her question
"Hmm m'kay.." She sighs before she looks up at the boy who had one streak of white in his hair. "You still drool in you're sleep.. But I don't say it to not let you down hardly" she smirks he rolls his eyes "oh shut up.. You're also not pretty when sleeping.. " he laughs. "Ah so you do stalk people" "no I don't I already told you this " he sighs "that's stalking when you watch people sleep" she stats.
But that was last night. Now it was Morning.. She and Percy stayed up talking about nothing important. Just being teenagers.. The usual teasing, just a hint of flirting and just being idiots. They were at breakfast. At their tables. So when the daughter of Persephone looks up from her plate.
She saw Percy shoved blue pancakes in his mouth. She smirks and rolls her eyes before looking down at her plate again. He sat with Tyson . His half brother the boy who was a actual big sweetheart who was scared of Satyr's she actually felt bad for Tyson. The poor Cyclops
But when she saw the way the Cyclops face lit up with happiness. She smiles she had looked up in time to see it
So I write him all these letters and I throw them in the trash 'Cause I miss the way he kisses and the way he made me laugh Yeah, I pour my little heart out, but as I'm hitting "Send" I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends Because everyone knew all of the shit that he'd do He said I was the only girl but that just wasn't the truth And when I told him how he hurt me, he'd tell me I was trippin' But I am my father's daughter, so maybe I could fix him.
She fixed her hair. She looks away not wanting to seem like a creep but it was a little to late because Percy had saw her staring. He smirks and rolls his eyes
I wanna get him back I wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad Oh, I wanna get him back 'Cause then again, I really miss him, and it makes me real sad Oh, I want sweet revenge And I want him again I want to get him back, back, back.
Actually he already knew everytime she would look their way.
I wanna key his car (I want to get him back)I wanna make him lunch (but then I, I want to get him back) I wanna break his heart (but then I, I want to get him back) And be the one to stitch it up (but then I, I want to get him back) Wanna kiss his face (but then I, I want to get him back) With an uppercut (but then I, I want to get him back) I wanna meet his mom (but then I, I want to get him back) Just to tell her her son sucks (but then I, I want to get him back).
Tyson kept talking so happily. Not even noticing the staring girl. But it wasn't like she was trying to be rude. She just wanted to make sure they were okay. And laugh at Percy when he shoves blue pancakes in his mouth. God he was so stupid but she loved him. Wait what? She loved him?
I wanna key his car (I want to get him back) I wanna make him lunch (but then I, I want to get him back) I wanna break his heart (but then I, I want to get him back) And be the one to stitch it up (but then I, I want to get him back) Wanna kiss his face (but then I, I want to get him back) With an uppercut (but then I, I want to get him back) I wanna meet his mom (but then I, I want to get him back) Just to tell her her son sucks (but then I, I want to get him back).
So after lunch when breakfast had ended and everyone went their own ways. She finally found him training by himself. She walks up to him " jeez sea boy" he looks over at her "what flower girl" she smirks "oh just being my favorite as always. Mwah" he laughs "what the fu-. " she looks at him "don't cuss. There is kids around" she smirks
I wanna get him back I wanna make him really jealous, wanna make him feel bad Oh, I wanna get him back 'Cause then again, I really miss him, and it makes me real sad Oh, I want sweet revenge And I want him again I want to get him back, back, back.
He laughs more "oh so you're so considered for the children. "Aye.. Those kids are innocent right now" she laughs. Great minds think alike. "Oh wow" he laughs so hard that his face was red "jeez you're blushing over me" she teased him "maybe " he shrugged. "Or maybe you're just to pretty for me" he shrugged.
I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him back Get him back, come on, come on I'm gonna get him so good, he won't even know what hit him He's gonna love me and hate me at the same time Get him back, girl, you better get him back I don't know I got him good, I got him really good.
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facts-i-just-made-up · 8 months
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Facts about Greek Myths?
There are a great many figures in Greek myth and they can be hard to keep track of, so here is a quick guide to which is which:
Ajax- Warrior who invented detergent.
Antigone- Funeral enthusiast who invented civil disobedience.
Atlas- First winner of the Olympic strong titan competition.
Bellerophon- Plot point in Mission Impossible 2.
Cerberus- 7 headed dog tragically born with only 3 heads.
Charon- Lead rower for Styx.
Cratus- God of strength, but not THAT god of strength.
Cyclops- Inventor of the monocle.
Daedalus- Inventor of the Labyrinth, and thus of David Bowie.
Dionysus- Drank 24/7 but very responsibly never drove.
Eris- Goddess of fighting with each other.
Eros- God of doing something else with each other.
Euronymous- God of Mayhem.
Fates- Least creatively named destiny gods ever.
Hera- Goddess of marriage yet only Zeus's third wife.
Hylia- Goddess of triangles and disjointed timelines.
Icarus- God of disappointing ones father.
Io- Space captain and epic 3D short film, still not on blu-ray.
Jocasta- Originator of Jo Mama jokes, mother of Oedipus.
Leda- Swan enthusiast and feathery-fandom originator.
Medea- Even worse mom than Jocasta.
Medusa- Inventor of reptile-safe shampoo.
Megaclite- LOL her name is "Megaclite." Pronounced like "Clitty."
Narcissus- Basically Trump.
Odysseus- Sailor who refused to ask for directions.
Orpheus- Inventor of impatiently checking the download bar.
Ouranos- Spelling that could've avoided a lot of planet butt jokes.
Pallas- Inventor of weird looking cats.
Persephone- Pomegranate fan, looked like Monica Bellucci.
Prometheus- Stupid fucking movie, especially for using some of H.R. Giger's original designs then putting them up next to a fucking plain white squid. Also let's make the space jockey a tall guy in a suit. How did Scott think that was a good idea? Fuck that shit and double fuck Covenant for somehow doing even fucking worse.
Rhode- Sea nymph yet not technically an island.
Siren- Inverse groupie.
Sisyphus- Limp Biscuit fan who never stopped rolling.
Tantalus- I'll tell you in a minute...
Thanatos- God of dying as easily as snapping your fingers.
Zeus- When the earth was still flat and the clouds made of fire, and mountains stretched up to the sky, sometimes higher- Folks roamed the earth like big rolling kegs. They had two sets of arms, they had two sets of legs. They had two faces peering out of one giant head so they could watch all around them as they talked and they read. And they never knew nothing of love. It was before the origin of love. There were three sexes then: One that looked like two men glued up back to back, called the children of the sun. Similar in shape and girth were the children of the earth. They looked like two girls rolled up in one. The children of the moon were like a fork shoved on a spoon, they were part sun, part earth- Part daughter, part son. Now the gods grew quite scared of our strength and defiance and Thor said, "I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer, like I killed the giants." And Zeus said, "No, you better let me use my lightening like scissors, like I cut the legs off the whales, and dinosaurs into lizards." Then he grabbed up some bolts and he let out a laugh, and said, "I'll split them right down the middle. Gonna cut them right up in half." And then storm clouds gathered above into great balls of fire, and fire shot down from the sky in bolts like shining blades of a knife and it ripped right through the flesh of the children of the sun and the moon and the earth. If you want the rest, see Hedwig and the Angry Inch cuz this is taking way longer to type than I expected.
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sinner-sunflower · 2 months
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A HH Lucifer-centric AU 15/?
PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4, PART 5, PART 6, PART 7, PART 8, PART 9, PART 10, PART 11, PART 12, PART 13, PART 14, PART 16, PART 17, PART 18, PART 19, PART 20, PART 21, PART 22
hooo weee this is a long one. A reaction chapter part 1
A few things to clear up:
Sir Pentious is in Heaven
They do not know that yet.
He'll have a part in the sequel!
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Charlie is beyond worried.
She and the entirety of Pride sat in anticipation as Hell's highest powers perform the ritual again. Her dad disappeared a month ago and in his absence, she thinks she had handled Pride rather well. Vaggie and her friends were a big help though, as well as her uncles and aunts if they could.
Charlie has not missed once broadcast ever since it aired. Every time she looks for her dad among the demons and every time she's disappointed.
She keeps watching anyway in support- no matter how busy she was. The hotel residents do the same, dropping what they were doing to all sit in the couch together and watch this 'til it ended. The first time it aired created a mass panic that Charlie had to induce a Hellshake to placate her people. It somehow worked.
After the panic, it became the biggest hit "show" in Pride, resulting in the production of legit merch and even a few parodies- like it's just a game, like this can't kill them all.
That craze lasted almost 2 weeks but even the fanatics stopped watching when it was apparent that this wasn't a quick fix. Panic again then calm then panic- over and over and over again.
Vaggie: Babe?
Charlie: Hey, Vaggie.
Charlie tried to give her lover her usual smiles but she thinks she haven't given one ever since her dad left. Worry and guilt are eating her whole and she's just trying to stay afloat.
Vaggie: Hey, come on. What's going on in that pretty head of yours?
Charlie: Flatterer.
Vaggie: Not wrong though. But don't try to change the subject. .. Is it about your dad?
Charlie: I don't think I remember a time in a hundred years when it wasn't. When did it go so wrong, Vaggie? We were so happy when I was a kid..
Something inside the princess whispered her mother's name. She shakes off that thought because there's no way. Her mom and dad loved each other.
'But then why did they split? Why did your mom leave? Why did your dad fall in love with someone again?'
The voices are making a point but there's no chance her dad was going to tell her everything and it's not like her mom is even an option.
When Vaggie told her that Alastor and her dad were something, she tried to think of every moment she saw of her dad and the radio demon together after the hotel was rebuilt. The princess of Hell trusts Alastor but she doesn't know if she can trust him with her dad.
But..
Charlie: Dad is happier.
Vaggie: Huh?
Charlie: Sorry. Was thinking of him and how Alastor is probably helping him come out more than I am.
Vaggie: Hey hey. I know your dad would be devastated if he knew you were thinking that. He loves you and you love him, right?
Charlie: More than anything.
Vaggie: That's my girl. Now why don't we-
Cherri: Holy shit! Guys! The broadcast turned on again!
All of them rushed to the lobby upon hearing the cyclops yell. They thought it was over 30 minutes ago when the nth overlord and Goetia fainted. Guess Vox was a bit afraid he would be next and turned it off to save face.
Angel: Holy shit!
Holy shit indeed. The one on the screen is none other than her dad! And a beautiful lady in white?
Husk: Who the fuck is that?
Nifty: She looks so clean! I wanna know what products she use.
Vaggie: Do you know who that is?
Charlie: Probably who dad was looking for.
Goodie: Such words! Angel, was self-preservation not included when you gave them the fruit of knowledge? Lucifer: Apparently not.
Okay, they clearly missed out on some context because her dad just arrived and he's mad. They watch as Lucifer grabs Velvette's face hard enough to bleed. Everyone is kneeling and seem to be locked in place. Husk eyes Alastor's monstrous form in the background warily.
Husk: Something happened.
Lucifer: I can't blame you. I was not the most present ruler, after all. But I thought I made something very clear when I dealt with that moth man.... I guess one example isn't enough.
One moment Velvette was struggle and the next her fucking jaw is gone!
Angel: Holy shit!
Husk: Ugh! You keep saying that. Don't you have any other words than holy shit?
Angel: 'M sorry, Huskie. But what else am I supposed to say to that huh??
Charlie's winces but her eyes are still glued to the screen as her dad summons his flaming sword and brings it down to the pink demon.
Lucifer: So, let me keep it simple. I'm Lucifer Morningstar. The creator of the first sin. The angel that damned humanity. Í̷̫̈́́͂̒̚̕͝͝͝'̶̨̛̺̤̿̀͒͛̂̿͋̄̑͆́͘͠͝M̴̝̯̖̦͍̽̎̏͆̔ ̴̛̛̄̋̈̑̓̀̓̃̄͐͗ͅŸ̷͇̙̟͈̭̥̬̻̙͔̠̱́̽̊̊ͅÔ̵̤͙͈̬̫̪͕̼͍͌̀̔͜U̴͈̼͖̯̤͌̀̀̓̾̔͆̈́̊͑͗̕͠͝R̵̨̹͍̦͒͌̋͒͆͌̄͛̓͑̔́͜ ̸̝͑̐̀̉̃͠͝F̵̞͖̮̗̗̜̯̯͔̮͒̊͒̈́̈́́̽́̂̂͑̎͝U̵̟̙̱̙̯̤̼̙͈̳̘̫͊̈̀C̷̙̞̔̅̊͌͋K̷̖͙̼̪̠̾̄̅̾͘I̵̛̩̘̜͖̩̙̿̐̽́͊́̒͆̆̎̑͗N̴̤̏̂͝G̸͋̋̍ͅ ̵̡͈̩̹̗̹̝̻̬͍̗̬̲̳̟̍͋̽͛̒̉̍͊͑̑̋̅̽Ḳ̷̡̬͔̞̱̤̬̮͉̙͇̪͛̅͊̚I̵̤͙̪̞̝͔̱͎̜̩̖̺̟͔̙͊Ṉ̵͈̤̘͚̻̙̼̓͂̌͋́̎͜ͅĢ̸̭͔͇̹̹̳̭͋̓̒͗̈́̉̈́̂̚.
They all had to avert their eyes as a giant ball of flame came down to finish Velvette off.
Lucifer: Û̶̪̌͐́̂̆͠͠n̸̛̟͕̱͍̫̘̻̣̱͈͈͇̱̜͛̓͗̏̅̇͋̒͆͊̓͗̚͠d̷̢̢̨̼̙͈̞͈͓͈͙̂̌͋̔̂̉̍̈́͆̿̈́̕͘͜͠e̵̛͍̯̫̼̫̐͛̊̒̆̉̓̊̽̓̒̒̚͘ŗ̶̨̢̧̮̜͙̪̹̯̙̪̤̠̝̓́̒̋͆̆̓̿͐̄̓̕̚̕ş̷̛̮͖̰̝̟͇͕̟̞̳̟̪̥̂̀̈́̈͗́̿̐̔̎̕̕͠t̶̮̖̭̹͓͉̪̣̦͙̖͍́͐͂̑͒̑͂̑̾̓̍̊͝ô̵̥͓̥͐̄̏̀̾̀̽̆ò̴̜͇̣̣̳͖̗̹̟̇̓͑͝ͅd̸̨̨͈͓̠͑͑̒̎̈́͘͠?̸̟̎̈
Even the sinners in the safety of the hotel nodded in fear. Lucifer made a delighted noise and with a clap, Velvette is back in one piece, albeit trembling in Vox's arms.
Lucifer: What? Do you really think I killed her? Sounds counterproductive. We still have a situation at hand and you are no use to me dead. Goodie: Up now! My sister is becoming restless.
Everyone let out a breath they didn't know they were holding. Angel collapsed to Husk's side, when did he even stand up? Nifty didn't move a muscle but her maniacal smile is gone. Cherri started fiddling with an ignited bomb out of nowhere which Angel had to move to throw.
Goodie: Remember, angel, if this fails, you must do what I have told you. Lucifer: Let's start.
Angel: Holy shit.
Holy shit indeed.
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Part 16 will be the 2nd part of the reaction before Lucifer goes in!
Dk if I will post on Wednesday as it will be my birthday! yayy
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torterracotta · 10 months
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When I heard Gerry Duggan get asked on Cerebro, white boy to white boy, about the unfortunate optics of announcing and then immediately murdering the least white team of X-Men in years, I knew we'd be in for some shit. Man, did he deliver - after some evasive waffling about how ORCHIS is meant to be fascist, and how the story's point is to put the collective back of mutantkind even more against the wall than it was any of the last six times something like this has happened.
And, honestly? That's fair! This year's Hellfire Gala is ultimately the first part of a larger story, and history shows it's not going to last forever — hell, does anyone remember what the status quo was immediately before HoXPoX? At least this time most of the characters have implicitly just been sucked into Mother Righteous's magical Poké Ball, rather than outright killed; if anything, that's an improvement. I was fully content to just think "hey, not for me," and get back to ignoring everything beyond Immortal and Sabertooth, secure in the knowledge that certain topics are bound to be handled poorly when almost everyone in the room is white, when Duggan said three words that stopped me in my tracks:
"Keep the faith."
See, that struck me, because for a lot of us, this entire era of comics has been about nothing but faith. I've been reading X-Men, and engaging with fans since I was eight, and I've never seen the kind of collective buy-in from other marginalized readers that I have with Krakoa. X-Twitter (or, I suppose, X-X) has been Blacker, queerer, more disabled, less homogeneous than the fandom has ever been, all of us buying in to the implicit promise that this time things would be different. Sure, the line was headed by a presumably straight white guy, but there were other voices in the room for a change, and it really felt like they were going to be listened to. We thought we'd moved past clunky metaphor, past queerbaitimg and awkward racial gaffes. Storm and Kwannon were getting to do stuff, Arakko was full of amazing characters of color, Cyclops and Wolverine were probably fucking, we were hooked, and we turned out.
It's hard to overemphasize just how wild this was to see in real time. X-Men has always been allegory, sure, but it's traditionally allegory by and for the majority. For years, the readers who might really feel that resonance, those of us who have been hated and feared for the unforgivable crime of being who we are, we were afterthoughts, tolerated at best. We got scraps, "representation" from creators who seemed to be offended by the implication that we would ever want something other than being fetishized tokens. We were, as Hickman so succinctly put it, told that we were less when we knew we were more. And then, out of nowhere, Krakoa made us inescapable.
The two biggest X-Men podcasts, X-Plain the X-Men and Cerebro, are hosted by queer people. X of Words has been rocking the Black, queer experience like no one's business, Mutant Watch has been a joy to listen to and to be on. Not just podcasts, either, in everything from criticism to fanart to cosplay, voices have been elevated that were previously silent. I mean, hell, I've gotten paid to talk about comics, that shit never would have happened four years ago.
All of that was based on faith.
Faith that we were being celebrated, for once, instead of just used. Faith that for whatever growing pains there might be, things were going to be better.
And let's not fuck around here, there were growing pains. In the first year alone we dealt with everything from blatant whitewashing, to queerbaiting — any Sunspot fan can go into detail there, assuming you can get one of us to stop crying for long enough. While that was going on, we watched Bryan Edward Hill (the only non-white writer in that initial wave) put out a book that was, let's face it, at worst aggressively mid, only to be excoriated by certain portions of the fandom, and dropped by the office, while significantly worse books managed to hold fast — er, hold on. Not to say that Fallen Angels was without sin, mind you, the book was packed with enough orientalism to make Chris Claremont blush. But, at the same time, Wolverine's first year ended with him doing what he does best: trying so hard to be Japanese that I had to check to make sure he wasn't Marvel's editor in chief.
Through all of that, we kept the faith.
Things didn't really get much better, of course. Arakko was a fascinating concept, and felt like it damn near doubled Marvel's characters of color. And yeah, the ending of X-Factor was one of the most poorly handled racist messes I've seen this side of… well, any given day on Twitter. Sure, the whitewashing has never stopped, to the point where everything from X-Corp to this week's Hellfire Gala has had to be hastily edited between previews and release. Maybe we keep dealing with stuff like butchered AAVE, even more queerbaiting, Kate Pryde's funeral, the genocide of almost all of those Arraki characters, and whatever the hell was going on with Lost in Way of X. Maybe there's a very real argument to be made that there's something insidious about three straight years of voting to determine if characters like Monet (who, by the by, has been retooled from "basically Superman" to "Black woman with anger powers") deserve the honor of being written by a white man who's stayed writing with his foot in his mouth. I mean, hey! All my white friends in the scene say he's nice, just like Williams, or Howard, or any number of other crusty crackers who are still proud of tripping over the bar Claremont left on the floor in the 80's!
And dammit, we kept the faith!
Even before the issue dropped, the Fall of X has had a lot of us wary. After all, all of the promotion leading up to it has been white guys saying the minority allegory has had it too good for too long, which, whatever, press copy. We all know they've gotta sell books — they, in this case, being the almost exclusively white, almost exclusively male creative teams attached to all of the books in the line. Sure, as Duggan said, the 616 has a fascism problem, but it’s hard not to see this as a deliberate step back from the almost double digit number of non-white creators these past few years — almost as if Marvel has realized they can make space for a fourth ongoing by their favorite white boy if they just throw out a Voices special every couple of months as a containment zone for the darkies. And, hey, considering how good ol’ C.B. got his foot in the door, I can’t even fake surprise. At this point, it’s a minor miracle any time a person of color is tapped for anything that’s expected to last beyond one issue.
In this issue, as a reward for keeping the faith, we got to see something astounding, something that'd bring a tear to the eye of even the most cynical reader — a team that was only half white. My god. And sure, their brutal murder in favor of a team with Kate "Hard-Arrr" Pryde and the Kingpin(????) was only a pit-stop between the resurrection of the suddenly ashy Ms. Marvel and Lourdes Chantel being killed off for the sake of a white woman's angst yet afuckinggain, but ain't that the dream that Malcolm Ten or whoever died for?
The Krakoan era, ultimately, has been the same as every other. Empty promises by white men who show us time and again that there was never any point in expecting anything better. Any meaning we've found, everything of worth, has been what we've made for ourselves.
We've spent years keeping the faith, Gerry, while you and yours have continued to let us down. What the hell do we have to show for it?
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I played dragons dogma 2 all day bcos my iPad was like at 99% capacity and I couldn't work. I was doing an escort quest.. and in this game the npc who wants to be escorted somewhere don't tell you where they want to go until you accept.... so I ended up getting lost.. the dude I was escorting got mauled by a minotaur and died. A thing with dragons dogma 2 is that fast travel is done with these finite resources called ferrystones.. and I was a penniless arisen so I was like fuck it. And walked all the way back to the main city hoping I can find this dude in the morgue and resurrect him. Finally after getting attacked by goblins and cyclops and whatnot, I make it back to the city. Nearing the morgue I realize that I did not have a wakestone, which is the tool you use to revive dead characters- in game, you need to have three wakestone shards to make one. So I spent the next 20 minutes running around the city just looking for shards, and then my main companion fell into the water, which is an INSTANT death for companions in game. I said nevermind, I'll revive you later.
I remembered I have this tool called "dragons gaze" where I recalled reading in the description that if you use it, it will light up points in the map where there are wakestones. The thing with dragons dogma 2 is that carry capacity depends on how stocky and tall your character is.. and I'm playing some twink, so imagine my surprise when I opened my pack trying to find dragons gaze, only to remember that I gave it to my main companion to carry bc my delicate ass main character couldn't carry it. I had to walk all the way back to this other place called "pawns guild" where I can spiritually call back my companion by touching a "riftstone", have my companion back, use the dragons gaze, find a wakestone shard, and finally put an end to my Harold and Kumar go to white castle-esque journey, by walking back to the morgue with the same care as a golden retriever holding an egg in its mouth. I gingerly jump and climb the cliffs and stairs to the morgue, and meticulously checked every stone slab in the charnel. Spoke to the priest that watched over it. And the fucking. Guy. The npc who died. Was totally gone. Erased from the game. Glitched. I literally threw my head back and laughed, skipped all 7 stages of grief, bcos I couldn't believe it. Like what else could I do. Just walked out the morgue and threw myself off the cliff.
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 5 months
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PJO TV SHOW (and book) SPOILERS beneath cut!!!!!
What follows is simply a bunch of my nonsensical responses to the first 2 episodes in no particular order; I really cannot explain that any other way I’m afraid
“Whose side are you on?” “Hers, always. She’s my little sister” JUST RIP OUT MY HEART WHY DON’T YOU
Mythomagic. Mythomagic. Mythomagic.
Sally saying not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster - THE FORESHADOWING??? THE REFERENCE TO BOOKS THAT ARENT EVEN BEING ADAPTED YET IM LOSING MY MIND - Also, the justice for Medusa in this was absolutely gorgeous and so well done because it didn’t black and white anyone as just a hero or just a villain but very well highlighted the woven and layered morality of a very complex web of stories, personally I’m mostly a Medusa defender but give me a good quality, well written Perseus retelling and you could probably convince me otherwise I think the point of many of these stories is that there is never a true victor and nothing is ever as easy to understand as a hero and a monster. I’m getting distracted now but hey let’s keep going, I really love Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes, which very strongly labels Perseus as the monster and Medusa as the victim, but I also think there is an argument that Danaë’s plight was diminished/overlooked in it and I would be open to hearing opposing views on that. Since I’m in this tangent I should add I don’t study classics I am just a fan, so I’m not the expert and would generally expect others to know more than me so get it out there I’m eager to learn. Anyway, Percy Jackson (sorry for the tangent)
Percy saying he thinks he’s made real friends I WANT TO CRY
They softened Gabe up quite a bit, or at least I thought they did maybe you guys think otherwise, but I wonder how his death will come across in this case(????)
I actually really like that they had Annabeth clock who Percy’s father was and push him into the water instead of it being Clarisse shoving him into the creek and stumbling upon it by accident, because it really heightened that idea of her being six steps ahead
I think the conflict between Grover and Percy was interesting and I’m intrigued as to how easily it’s resolved with the quest coming up, and on that point am I right that Sally making Grover swear to protect Percy was a new addition? Because I’m guessing that if the conflict between them is still heightened then that’s going to be the logical reason Grover uses to get into the quest, but also they made a big deal out of that and I kept expecting her to request he swear it on the Styx but she didn’t, I wonder if it was meant to be implied (?) or maybe I’m just reading into it
There was less Annabeth screen time than I was expecting but every second she was on screen was PERFECTION
The casting could literally l not have been better I love them all omg
I was kind of surprised they didn’t confirm Percy’s dyslexia and ADHD in the first episode and instead had Luke mention it because I always thought that Percy had already been diagnosed long beforw he call to camp but maybe I misremembered that (?)
THE D’ANGELO REFERENCE YES - like I know it wasn’t about them but it has to be intentional right?
The blink and you miss it Kane Chronicles reference amused me I haven’t actually read all of the Kane Chronicles yet but I really should
WAS THAT BLACKJACK!!!!!??????
I’m guessing that mechanical monster Percy saw out the window was reference to the bulls in book three sorry I can’t remember what they’re called, and with that the doodles in his notebook YES!!! I noticed a cyclops, Medusa, the minatour, and what I think might have been the hydra but I haven’t rewatched yet so stay tuned for possible correction on that lol
I love camp so much! The cabins are incredible and the interior of the Hermes is so much nicer than I imagined whilst still maintaining a kind of overcrowded atmosphere, I love it.
“You are Poseidon’s son” “I am Sally Jackson’s son” y’all don’t understand I almost screamed oh my good lord yes yes yes yes yes
Also, sassy Percy
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din djarin- knight in shining beskar (part 1)
hi guys this is part 1 to my new series inspired by tangled! right now there won't be any smut until later parts and when there is I'll add a warning. hope you guys enjoy!
asiya
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summary: you were the princess of Corellia until a group of criminals infiltrated the kingdom and forced you to run away to Naboo where you have lived for sixteen years without going outside. din djarin is assigned the task of retrieving you as bounty for that group of criminals.
din djarin x fem!reader
warnings: cursing, death
word count: 3203
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You awoke with a jolt, a shiver running down your spine from the nightmare you just had.
Your face was slick with sweat and your chest heaved.
You switched on the lamp next to you and swung your feet off your bed, out of breath.
You started towards the giant window at the center of the room and swung the doors apart, allowing a breeze to enter the tower you were more or less trapped in.
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At a young age, you had lived a very privileged and lavish life as a princess on the planet Corellia. You were very close with your family and had been given so much love from them.
That was before forces of bandits and pirates entered your home planet and started terrorizing innocents and vandalizing Corellian monuments.
One day, these attacks escalated further and the criminals infiltrated the castle. 
Your family had taken shelter in the palace’s heart: the throne room.
You remembered the way your mother had squeezed you close to her while your father held a gun to his heart, holding his wife's hand.  
Your father’s guards had their guns aimed at the large stone doors of the throne room.
The bandits banged on the door trying to urge it open.
Your heart pounded as the entrance started to nudge open.
Your mother pressed a long kiss to your forehead as you started to feel her wet tears slip down her cheeks, dripping onto your face.
The doors opened with a bang, the sound of gunshots filling the air.
Your mother turned your head away from the violence while she watched with horror as the King’s knights fell with brutal wounds.
You peeked through her fingers and watched as the crooks (who had caused problems for the entire kingdom) entered the throne room with an Abyssin with dark regal robes at the front, a smirk plastered on his green face.
“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” the Abyssin offered your father a wicked grin before turning to you and your mother.
“If you touch either of them I will shoot you, Astrin,” your father growled angrily as he aimed his gun at the cyclops, causing him to chuckle.
“Such powerful words coming from someone who is so outnumbered,” he approached closer and closer to you.
Your father’s face contorted with anger as he gripped the weapon in a manner that made his knuckles turn ghostly white.
“My, my, what a pretty woman you have,” he complimented your mother who turned her head away from the creature in disgust.
The Abyssin crouched down in front of the two of you and gripped your mother’s chin roughly, pulling her attention back to him.
“When I’m talking to you, you address me with respect,” Astrin growled, her eyes widening at his action.
“Get your hands off my wife, you dirty pirate!” your father screamed with rage as he cocked his gun.
The green man in front of you looked at his men as they started towards the Corellian King who aimed his weapon wildly at the approaching men.
You watched with fear as you shared a look with your father before he pulled the trigger,shooting all of the criminals around him.
The Abyssin’s men collapsed on the ground from your father’s powerful shots.
Your father had a fierce look that you’d rarely seen, a look that was only reserved for protecting his family.
With one quick motion, the Abyssin leader pulled out a revolver and shot your father straight in the head.
You watched in horror as he fell onto the floor almost immediately, blood pooling around his head.
Your mother let out a gut-wrenching scream before she stood up and charged toward the Abyssin who looked her up and down before shooting her.
Your lip trembled as you watched both of your parent’s bloodied bodies.
Your mother’s eyes, once filled with mirth and care, were now lifeless. Your father, who used to carry you over his shoulder to watch the fireworks and lanterns when there were festivals and would carry your mother as if she weighed nothing into the gardens, was now the weakest you’ve ever seen him.
Tears leaked from your horrified eyes as you couldn’t look away from your dead parents.
“And now, for the dear darling princess,” Astrin simpered as he bent down to your level.
“Poor little princess…her whole family is dead,” he said in an unforgiving tone as the men that surrounded him laughed.
You said nothing, lifting your eyes up to shoot him a nasty glare as hot tears streamed down your face.
He tutted as he locked eyes with you.
“Now, what are we going to do to you…hmm…you’re young so we’ll play a game you’ll surely enjoy. Hide and seek! You’ll have thirty minutes to run and hide and then we’ll seek you out and when we do, we’ll kill you,” the green cyclops had a sinister look on his face that made your heart pound hard in your chest.
“Now, run along, the time starts now unless you want to get killed,” he grinned.
You immediately stood up, holding the skirt of your gown, and ran. You ran as fast as you could out of the palace.
Tears blurred your vision as you replayed the moments of your parents dying in front of you in your mind.
You were frozen in place. You did nothing to stop them from getting killed.
You were only seven but you still could’ve done something.
Your heart pounded fast as you ran through the streets of Corellia. Past the once-green gardens that were now burnt to a crisp. Past the city market that was once bustling with bubbly customers but was now deserted. And finally past the once lit-up homes that were now dark.
What had these criminals done to your city? What had they done to your home?
Suddenly, you felt yourself being pulled into a home.
Your screams were muffled by a large callused hand.
You were flipped so that you were face-to-face with your captor.
He was a man around your father’s age and had dark curly locks on top of his head, a patchy beard, and steel gray eyes.
“Look,” he whispered as he pointed to a window where you saw a sea of bandits running on the streets.
Your heart sunk.
They had lied.
“Please don’t scream. I’m not going to kill you,” the man took his hand off of your mouth and stared at you as you continued to watch the men on the streets.
“He told me that he was going to wait thirty minutes and then chase me,” you whispered.
“It’s no surprise that they lied, they work with the Sith,” the man ran a hand through his hair frustratedly as your eyes widened.
“I thought the Sith were a myth?” you questioned.
“We told all of you children that it was just a fairytale so that you’d all get proper sleep but that clearly isn’t the case,” the man said as you regarded him with suspicion.
“Who even are you?”
“I’m a friend of your father’s,” he had noticed your wariness and watched as your shoulders relaxed.
“He’s never mentioned you before,” you said softly, looking at the floor.
“That’s the way it was meant to be. Your father knew that the Aero gang would infiltrate the palace one day and wanted a person outside to be able to help you all so I had to keep it a secret,”
You said nothing, kicking at the floor.
“Alright…well today you can stay here at the house but tomorrow I will be taking you someplace else where you’ll be living…your father has a tower in Naboo for you,” the man cleared his throat.
You remembered a year before when your family had stayed in that tower during a business trip for your father.
“How long will I be living there?” your voice was small.
“Until things become better on Corellia,” his answer was firm as you opened your mouth to say something, but couldn’t say anything.
How long was that truly going to be? 
Yes, you were young but you also weren’t stupid to how powerful the Aero gang was. You had sometimes heard your parents frantically discussing them in hushed whispers, fear written on their faces.
You must’ve had a scared look on your face because the man crouched down at your level.
“Your new living quarters are nice and if you ever need anything, I will always be there for you. I made a promise to your father and I intend to keep it,” his dark eyes bore into yours as you felt tears threatening to spill from your waterline.
“What is your name?” you gulped.
“Glenn,” he answered as you wrapped your hands around his neck.
“Thank you, Glenn,” your voice wavered as your grief of losing your family, home, and planet overcame you and a stream of tears raced down your cheeks.
The dark-haired man rubbed your back gently allowing you some comfort.
“It’ll be alright, princess, it’ll be alright, I promise,” 
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Glenn had made that promise sixteen years ago and nothing had changed on your planet according to him and the local newspapers he gave you.
You had followed all of his strict rules of not leaving your tower, not making any noise, and not interacting with a single soul, despite Nabooians being some of the kindest people you had ever met.
Glenn had become a guardian for you and you loved him dearly for all the care and affection he showered you with, but you wanted to see the outside world and return to your home planet.
You dreamt of touching the green blades of grass, the feeling of the turquoise sea against your bare legs, and most of all talking to real people.
Despite your excitement, you were also filled with a sense of apprehension. You had never traveled alone before, and the thought of venturing into the unknown was both thrilling and scary, especially with the Aero gang still searching for you.
Regardless of your fear, you were ready to embrace the unknown of the new Corellia. You wanted to lead your people against the harsh gang. You longed for revenge against them after they ruined your childhood and killed your parents mercilessly in front of you. 
You especially wanted to see Astrin and murder him in cold blood.
At the thought of Astrin, you felt your hands clench into tight fists.
You pushed your thoughts of him aside and stared out the window, gazing at the sun that began to rise slowly over the horizon, casting a soft golden glow across the sky. The first rays of light illuminated the sky, painting it in shades of pink, orange, and red. As the sun continued to rise, the colors intensified, creating a breathtaking display of natural beauty. 
Birds from shades of red and blue chirped and sang as they flitted from tree to tree, welcoming the new day with joyful melodies. The air was fresh and cool, and a gentle breeze rustled through the leaves, carrying with it the sweet scent of blooming flowers.
As the sun rose higher in the sky, its warm rays began to spread across the land, bringing life and energy to everything it touched. The fields and meadows shimmered with dew, and the trees and plants stretched toward the light.
In the distance, you could hear the sound of waves crashing against the golden sands you used to run along as a child.
You let out a deep breath, inhaling the fresh scent before making your way back into the tower and starting your day.
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Din Djarin had never been offered such a high amount of credits before in his lifetime. He didn’t know whether to be surprised or not, considering that he was taking a deal from the king of Corellia.
“So will you take the job?” the Abyssin in front of him asked, arching his eyebrow.
The green baby in his lap cooed at the cyclop’s words as he looked up at his father’s shiny helmet.
Din pat Grogu’s wrinkly head once before shaking the king’s hand.
“You have a deal,”
“Excellent, well then, Mandalorian, I hope you are as good as they say because if not, I’m afraid I will have to execute you,” King Astrin smirked as the man nodded in response without a sign of hesitation or fear.
Din always got his bounties. This was known to everyone he has ever worked for. He was always good at what he did.
“This princess of yours shouldn’t be too hard to find, your majesty,” Din stated, scooping Grogu in his arms and standing up.
The baby giggled at the action.
“Alright then, good luck,” the king said as the Mandalorian bowed his head and turned to exit the polished throne room.
“You’ll need it,”
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You had just finished making your dinner which was a bowl of Hazelnut soup with a side of stale bread and sat at your tiny circular dinner table that was specifically designed for one person.
You ate in silence the way you always did.
Sometimes Glenn would join you but it was different now that he had a family.
They would never know about you and you would never meet them for their own safety.
You sighed as you took your empty bowl and went to the kitchen.
While you scrubbed your bowl in the sink, you looked outside at the big night sky that was littered with bright white stars. The night had always been a comfort to you even when you were younger. They had helped you through the loss of your parents who always used to show you them on particularly dark nights like these.
You hummed to yourself before you heard a loud crash, making your heart stop.
You frantically grabbed the knife that sat at the edge of the kitchen counter and held it up defensively.
“Maybe it’s just a bird,” you whispered, walking around your tower cautiously.
Suddenly your waist was grabbed and you were spun around.
You screamed as you used one of your legs to kick your captor in the stomach.
Your captor stumbled back as you turned to face them.
Your jaw dropped as you found yourself face to face with a Mandalorian.
“Who are you and what are you doing in my tower,” you pushed him against one of the walls of the tower and pressed your knife against his helmet.
“If you’re part of the Aero gang I swear to God I will-”
You were interrupted by the sound of cooing.
Your eyebrows furrowed as you looked down at the Mandalorian’s satchel where a tiny green head poked out.
The creature looked up and offered you a toothy grin which made you drop your weapon.
“I’m not,” the Mandalorian’s voice was deep which made you snap your gaze up and lock eyes with his helmet.
“Then who are you and how did you get inside?” you demanded, widening your eyes to make you look more intimidating.
The Mandalorian sighed.
“I’m a friend of Glenn’s, he sent me to get you and take you back to Corellia,” he lied, using the words that Astrin had told him to use.
You hadn’t interacted with anyone besides Glenn in years so you instantly believed every word he said.
“Really? It’s gotten better?” you cocked your head to the side.
“There’s been more resistance from the public…Glenn believes that if you go over there then you can overtake the Aeros,” the armored man cleared his throat.
You smiled at the thought of going back to your planet and saving the Corellian people whom you so desperately missed.
You wanted to go home. And you wanted to do it now. 
“Alright then, let’s do it,” you said, offering your hand out for the Beskar-covered man to take.
After a beat the Mandalorian shook your hand, a twinge of guilt filling his body as he watched you offer an innocent smile.
“Let’s go then,” you grinned as the Mandalorian tucked his squealing child back in his satchel and motioned for you to come behind him.
He walked over to your large window and stepped off it.
You hesitated for a moment as you watched the man in front of you swing his legs off the edge.
“C’mon we need to hurry,” he said, a prick of annoyance present in his voice.
“I-It’s just that I haven’t been outside in sixteen years,” you blurted out as you picked at your nail nervously, as you walked over to him and sat beside him at the edge of the tower.
Din didn’t know what to say quite frankly.
None of his bounties had ever been comfortable around him.
Heck, you’d barely even known him for ten minutes and you were already sitting next to him like you were friends and not bounty and bounty hunter.
“Well if you want to save your planet then there’s only one way to go,” he angled his helmet to you in acknowledgment as you nodded.
“You’re right,” you said.
The tiny green baby poked his head out and babbled as if they were words of encouragement.
You offered a gentle smile at the brown-eyed baby before taking a deep breath.
You didn’t say another word as you started climbing down your tower, holding onto the bricks as if your life depended on it which it did.
The Mandalorian followed shortly after.
The moment you reached the bottom your bare feet brushed against the grass making you gasp with delight as you curled your toes around it.
You giggled as you started to walk into the darkness enjoying the feeling of the green blades tickling your feet.
Din watched you with confusion before he turned on a flashlight illuminating your surroundings with a yellowish glow.
“Come on,” he urged as you nodded your head, snapping out of your blissful daze.
You continued walking until a large ship was in view.
“Woah nice ship,” you complimented as the Mandalorian said nothing, and pressed a code onto the side of the vessel allowing for an entrance to open for you.
You entered the ship and looked around.
It was spacious. More than enough room for the Mandalorian and his child.
You walked into the large cockpit and were shocked by the number of multicolored buttons and joysticks there.
“Don’t touch anything,” the Mandalorian said before he sat in the pilot’s chair.
“I wasn’t going to,” you muttered before taking a seat beside his in the co-pilot’s chair, spinning it once.
The baby crawled out of the man’s satchel and hit the floor with a loud bang.
“Ouch,” you winced as you bent down and helped the little fella up.
“You okay, kid?” the Mandalorian questioned the brown-eyed baby who looked up at the two of you and gave you a smile.
The man in the Beskar started pushing lots of buttons, urging the ship into the night sky.
“Alright let’s go get those sons of bitches,” 
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indigosabyss · 6 months
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"This really isn't the best time for us to be dealing with a crisis." Nightwing noted, "Not with three of our most important members gone."
"Where are they? Missing in action?" Nadia asked.
"Not missing. They went to Mars, and it's a two months round trip at the least." Zatanna told them.
Kamala shook her head, "Pfft, that's nothing. Nova here can zip over and have them back in... how long?"
"Unless the planets are somehow inexplicably different in this world, two hours." Sam winked at her, before frowning, "Actually, the gravitational field on this Earth is just a little bit off, so the planets MIGHT be different. Hold on I gotta-"
He was flying off into the night sky, trailing white light behind him like a meteor.
"He'll be back." Cyclops assured them, as if this was a common occurrence.
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After their debriefing was drawing to a close five minutes later, Sam came crashing back to Earth, wheezing for breath and scalding to the touch.
"There's no second Earth." He announced, terrified.
"Good grief, this again." Amadeus rolled his eyes.
"What do you mean 'second earth'?" Green Arrow asked.
"He means he's been hit on the head too many times." Amadeus explained, "There is no second Earth."
"There was one back home! I saw it, I swear!" Sam was still raving, "Why are all the other planets still here but not the other earth??? Where did it go??"
"And we sure we want to trust this guy to fly to Mars?" Rocket leaned over to whisper to Nightwing.
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toast-art · 5 months
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Merry Christmas Everybody!!
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Here's the collab you've all been waiting for :))
@toast-art: front/lead
@reptilia0freptiles: Orange dragon stick figure (bottom left)
@screwzara: Lin/ blue wing-eared cyclops guy(bottom right)
Classmate 1: Blue stick with a ponytail(left)
@grimnlucky: Gravely/ Gravestone with a hat(centre)
@spacedoritoo:(also my school friend): Darth/black and white demon(right)
@zyouisntokay: Felix/ white stick figure(top left)
@mutlu03: The only human here, aka herself!(top centre)
Classmate 2: Owl person with wing ears and has nearly full outline(top right)
Happy holidays~
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king-magppi · 1 year
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Gonna do another ramble post where I talk about Boyd this time!!!
I've noticed There's an association to Boyd/The Milkman and eyes. That, and the VERY obvious one, fire. Some examples I can think of right away for "eyes" are all the watching eyes and cameras in The Milkman Conspiracy, the fact that he's got Clairvoyance and tells Raz it would help him "see how he sees" (the fact that he TEACHES this PSI power is also interesting to me.. makes me wonder if he can actually use it himself! Is Boyd a psychic??), and his line "This is ugly.. It's like a cyclops with a MILLION eyes!"
For fire, there's him being "FIRED", him of course burning down Hernando's, The Milkman's sole purpose being to burn things to the ground and clear up all evidence, matter of fact-- I think Boyd's the only guy you can even just straight up set on fire with pyrokinesis in game! Him and the entities in his mind!
Something I think is interesting is that an emotion associated with The Milkman is "rage"! When The Milkman wakes up, Denmother says "And the seas...shall run white...with his RAGE..." When Boyd was FIRED, he was so enraged, he went later that night to burn down the department store.
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(He even looks happy in this picture before he gets admitted to Thorney Towers. And The Milkman is always smiling♡)
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And what's also interesting is that fire itself is often associated with rage! Back to The Milkman though, the line "It's fortified with what the world wants! What it deserves!" sticks out to me. It's one of the only other lines The Milkman says other than that he is The Milkman and his milk is delicious. Since Boyd is convinced that the entire world is against him and the government has spies watching him, it makes sense that The Milkman believes the world deserves to burn.
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I would also like to bring up the fact that Boyd says that The Milkman is DEAD. "Burned up in a department store fire, didn't you hear? At least, that's what the media would have you Obelieve. Is he dead or not?" (Boyd talking about The Milkman) One of the main locations you have to go is to his heavily guarded tomb in the graveyard, where-- guess what? He's NOT there. His body is dug up and sealed in a glass box underground under the Denmother's house where He's being guarded. To me, it's like. "The Milkman" (which coincidentally looks like an arguably younger version of Boyd) part of Boyd "died" after he was admitted to Thorney Towers. He hasn't been active since, so he really HAS been "Sleeping on the job". Oleander went in and woke him up. He DUG UP HIS MENTAL GRAVE and MADE HIM HIS FAIL-SAFE in case him and Loboto's plans went awry...
ANOTHER NOTE: I've noticed that The Milkman doesn't need a heat source of ANY kind to set his molotovs aflame. In the Mental World AND the Overworld... interesting to think about...
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yuuniee · 4 days
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“Hey, would you like to know how machines are made in our dorm?”
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Name: Micah Prescott
Japanese: ミカ・プレスコット
Dorm: Monsville (@fumikomiyasaki)
Birthday: 20th November
Age: 19
Height: 176 cm (208 cm in monster form!)
Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous
Homeland: Interstate Hill
Family: Unnamed mother, unnamed father
Voiced by: Tetsuya Kakihara (Keith Clais)
Nicknames/Aliases: Plankton (Floyd), Monsieur Cyclops (Rook), Sir Lime Juice (Sakae), Mr. Prescott (Henry)
Grade: Third
Class: 3-E (no. 08)
Club: Science Club
Best Subject: Magical Power Engineering
Hobby: Reading
Favorite Food: Rice pudding, grilled meat
Least Favorite Food: Burnt food
Pet Peeves: Anything that disrupts his work/studying
Talent: Coming up with jokes
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Appearence: Micah is a young boy with pale skin, straight green hair that covers his left eye, blue eyes, a pair of sharp fangs, sharp ears and overall a skinny figure.
In his school uniform, his hair is tied up in a half ponytail, he wears an eyepatch on his left eye and doesn’t wear the black jacket. Also he wears a metal earring. Besides that, everything is basically the same; white shirt, dark blue vest, black pants with a vertical line on each side facing outwards. He also wears a pair of dark green sneakers with white laces.
In his dorm uniform, he doesn’t wear the eyepatch but his eye is still covered with his hair. He wears a hat with the Monsville logo on top and two holes for his horns. He wears a white shirt with light violet collar and his dark blue jacket is wrapped around his waist. On bottom, he wears a pair of dark blue pants and red shoes.
Personality: He is funny, smart and quite popular in school. Always lends a hand to those in need and helps out others when needed. But there are times when he comes across as snarky and smug when he doesn’t actually mean it.
Unique Magic: “Little World”
It allows him to get bigger or smaller. When he uses it on someone or something (like an object), it adjusts their sizes. It consumes very little magic by the way!
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Fun Facts:
Due to him being a honor student, he tends to get praised a lot. Not that he minds of course!
He is best friends with [TWST!Sulley].
Being a lawyer and an engineer, his mom and dad often expects him to get in somewhere good. That’s why he tends to overwork himself sometimes.
He likes rain and snow, and walking while it’s raining. He’s aware that he might catch cold, but he finds it relaxing.
His horns are ticklish when touched.
He is always in the top three in his exams and also teachers like him for that. He is that one guy who always asks questions about the topic if he doesn’t understand it.
He also bites into his ice cream and gets brain freeze.
He idolizes [TWST!Frank McCay] and aspires to be like him.
His favorite candy is apple flavored ones.
He is a comedian in Magicam, sometimes he even does livestreaming where he sits on a chair and cracks jokes. His little show is called “A Laugh A Day”.
He LOVES puppies. He even volunteers to help in an animal shelter.
In his Birthday Boy card’s story, he mentions wanting to become a vet when he graduates. When asked why, he tells Yuu that he wants to help animals, especially the abandoned pets and the injured ones, so they can go find themselves a new home where they can be happy, cozy and warm.
In his Birthday Boy card’s story, he reveals that he had braces in middle school.
Although he is good at singing, he rarely sings and does it whenever he is alone.
[More facts are yet to come, please be patient!]
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starfacedstudio · 8 months
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Image ID: Seven colorful figures facing to the right, against a black/purple grid from Deltarune's battle UI. They are darkworld forms of original characters. Each has their own weapon and is generally in their own color scheme. A glowing red, pixel heart is in the upper left. End ID.
on a whim at the end of summer i drew my guys as if they had been thrown into a darkworld bc the autism told me so. i like how these came out!
Individual images + more detailed descriptions under the cut :]
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Image ID: A short pinkish cyclops (Cinnamon) with four arms, four purple horns, and crutches. Their darkworld getup consists mainly of a purple bodysuit and a cropped jacket with neon green accents. One crutch is in the form of a harpoon launcher. They are also wearing a visor that covers their eye. End ID.
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Image ID: Proud-looking orange cyclops (Mandy) with a fittingly orange themed outfit which looks vaguely inspired by typical old Roman soldiers; wraps, sandals, cape, and all. She is holding a flail with four orange-esque parts with spikes in slightly differing shades of yellow, orange, and pink. End ID.
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Image ID: Minnie, a young cyclops with light yellow fur, holding a pink and green slingshot. She has a fringed white vest and a beaded necklace, belts, and her hair tied back with similar beads. End ID.
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Image ID: A green, slender cyclops with apple theming named Smith Crispin, who looks somewhat concerned. Their outfit, primarily yellow and red, has poofy sleeves and pants kind of like a typical bard, and they have a feathered hat. They're holding a golden pitchfork with a red gem. End ID.
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Image ID: Butterscotch, a blue and blue-green cyclops with butterfly theming, is wielding a pair of (vague) brass knuckles. Her outfit consists of a hooded, flowing tunic with butterfly cutouts, a pouch, tall white boots, and a band tying her hair back. End ID.
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Image ID: Mainly purple character, Marshal, with 3-color rainbow accents across the outfit (going up the leg, on a chest shawl thing, and lighter-colored fur tips in similar colors). Its' outfit makes them look broad-shouldered with very tapered legs. They wield a giant sword themed after a chisel-tipped marker, and a notepad is strapped to its hip.
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Image ID: A deep purple and pink cyclops named Cookie, wielding star-shaped throwing disks. She's wearing a body suit, and has a fur coat over half of her body with star and heart shaped "sprinkles." Her hair is in braids, and tied back in a star-shaped ponytail (similarly decorated with "sprinkles"). End ID.
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The Spyke post
Since actually watching all of X-Men Evolution, I've been meaning to write a post about Evan Daniels, aka Spyke, aka Sir Not Existing in the Comics.
Spyke is a character created for the Evolution cartoon, with no apparent model in the comics, although his powers of manifesting bone "spikes" out of his body are very similar to Marrow's. He's also Storm's nephew.
Look at this adorable little guy:
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I commend the writers for adding a new character and actually making him part of the main cast, something that I don't think has really happened since Firestar in Spiderman and His Amazing Friends. (Although maybe people know of other examples that I missed). Morph in TAS was originally there to die, and they were basically a replacement for Thunderbird when the writers realized that killing off the only Native American on a mostly white team wasn't a great look. (And Morph actually was based on a comics character, the obscure and mostly forgotten shape-shifter Changeling.) Harley Quinn was created to be a Joker sidekick in Batman TAS. The Batman cartoon gave her some good character development, and she later blew up and because wildly popular, but that wasn't the original intent.
So, who is Spyke? He's a nice, easy-going and fun-loving teenager, who can get a bit competitive and isn't always super responsible, but he's basically a good kid. He loves to skateboard, and was first set up as a kind of rival to Quicksilver, although that didn't really last. He is also Storm's nephew, which means that he has to deal with a parent-like figure looking over his shoulder on the team. He is also the character who seems the most uncertain about joining a mutant team. In his first appearance, Evan is not an unknown mutant, Storm knows about his powers, and is visiting him to talk to him about joining Xavier's school, while Evan seems to prefer normal teenage high school life. His powers exist, but he doesn't necessarily want them to define his life (although he can't always perfectly control them.)
This uncertainty about being an X-Man seems to be a consistent trait whenever there's an episode focused on Evan - he will be lax about his training or responsibilities, and have to reaffirm his commitment to the team. The problem I have with this is that it's a personality trait that mostly only comes up during a Spyke episode. In other character-focused episodes, Spyke is right there showing up for training or to help in fights. He hangs out with the other characters, jokes with them, shows support. But in "African Storm," the episode where Spyke is nearly kicked off the team for a lack of dedication, he seems to think he has no friends at the school.
I think the writers dropped the ball somewhat with Spyke, and he didn't really get the same kind of development and attention that the other characters got - except in the Spyke episodes, when we are reminded again that he exists. Other characters started getting paired up in cute (often shippable) ways, like Rogue and Cyclops, Kitty and Kurt, Kitty and Lance, etc. But who was Evan's best friend on the team? Who did he hang out with? Did he have a crush on anyone? We don't know, because we mostly didn't see it. If Evan was paired up with anyone, it was either Pietro (in their quickly dropped "rivalry,") or his Auntie O. He'll be there hanging out with the other characters and showing up as part of the team, but we don't get a lot of one-on-one bonding with team-mates. Maybe this was also part of Evan's personality. He seems like a very independent kid who doesn't want to ask for help - and when his powers start mutating beyond his control, so that he can not longer pull his bone spikes back into his body, he tries to handle it himself and doesn't confide in anyone. But it also feels like Spyke frequently being an afterthought in any episode that isn't specifically about him.
I especially had a problem with "African Storm," where Spyke is going to be kicked off the team and sent home because he isn't showing up for danger room practice and his grades aren't great. Beast even suggests to Storm that Evan might be "unreachable," even though Evan was the one who reached out to Beast when Beast was on a rampage, by reciting Shakespeare to him (and I wish writers had done more with that relationship). And throwing Evan out over poor performance (even though he's always showed up for fights and done well when it counts) seems rather unfair when other characters have done much worse. Some of the New Mutant kids were joyriding in the Blackbird and could have killed both themselves and other people on the ground, but they didn't get kicked out. Boom Boom nearly killed Kurt by being careless in a training exercise, ignored her punishment and didn't learn any kind of lesson, and was still told she'd be welcome back any time when she ran off to join the Brotherhood. But Evan's gonna get kicked out for bad grades?
I did like the Spyke storyline when he goes to join the Morlocks, even though it was kind of "putting him on a bus," and took him out of the main cast. The kid who didn't want to be defined by his mutant powers wound up having to leave mainstream society and live underground because his bone spikes mutated out of control, covering his entire body (and making his mutation obvious). Spyke joined the Morlocks in part because he saw a society of mutants that no one was really sticking up for, and wound up becoming their protector. Thankfully, Spyke also gets included in the final season Apocalypse storyline when the X-Men are rounding up everyone for help, and is shown having rejoined the X-Men in the future, so he wasn't completely written off.
I wish we'd gotten Spyke imported into the comics. There was an X-Statix character called Spike with similar powers, who was also a young Black man, but he had a completely different name and background. Also, he was kind of a jerk and was killed off (to be fair, most of X-Statix were kind of jerks, and a lot of them got killed off). I'd rather have actual Evan Daniels, teenage skateboarder, whether he's officially Storm's nephew or not.
Anyway, Spyke is great, and I wish we'd gotten one more "Spyke-cam" episode where we see everything filmed from his perspective. Spyke nowadays would absolutely have a GoPro and be filming skate-boarding videos.
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