#which tbh he would probably enjoy let's be real here
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sometimes you have plenty of ideas in your drafts, and then a self indulgent one comes along that takes up all the room in your brain. that's what this one is. ever since finding out about leo's dnd love and general love of fantasy i have been having Thoughts that would not escape me no matter how hard i tried. so i wrote them down and thought i might as well use this as another submission to the infinite blue fanworks contest! enjoy this little fantasy au but also technically not with leo my beloved hehe, though it does start out a little heavy so cw for mentions of blood and violence but i promise there's no angst here !!
Heavy clouds knitted across the sky casting a dark shadow over the fields that outstretched as far as the eye could see. Thousands of bodies, some still standing and others not so lucky left amongst the dirt and debris, were gathered in a rage-filled battle. All awareness of time or the days that passed had disappeared along with most of the warriors' energy levels. War had waged on for far too long and it showed in the faces stained with mud and blood, exhaustion twining its way around every limb it could grasp. Little could be heard over the shouts and battle cries as swords clashed, the noise as angry as those wielding them. Bloodshed and ruin were so commonplace now that it barely swayed your nerves anymore—desensitised to the violence and the pain that followed, even as you fought to protect your own life. There was no telling how or when the fighting would end, both sides equally determined to see this through until they reached victory. But you remained steadfast, intent on keeping yourself and your loved ones alive, no matter what it took. Even if it took you to the brink of survival, you'd continue to unleash yourself on whoever threatened the happiness you were set on securing.
Your singular saving grace as you stood on the battlefield, sweat beading and falling down your face, was Leo. He was an ever present constant even in the face of evil and terror, his magic flashing at your side. Not once had he left you, catching your eye in moments of temporary quiet to check you weren't too heavily injured. Together the two of you were unstoppable, your sword and his spells working in tandem to bring down all manners of creatures from goblins to orcs and even the occasional troll.
"On your left!" Leo shouted out, his voice resolute amongst the chaos. You heeded his warning, footwork quick and light as you met the attacking monster with a blocked sword. It wasn't the first time he'd come to your aid, potentially saving your life. But that was Leo—dependable to a fault. His actions often had you worrying that his cautious care and willingness to put himself on the line for you would end poorly so naturally, you extended the same level of protection to him. Vigilance was a key trait in the midst of battle and any chance you could spare was an opportunity to look toward your lover and ensure he was in no great danger. At least, no greater danger than the threat fighting brought upon the both of you.
"Have I ever told you how attractive you are when you fight?" Called Leo once more as he sent a rippling wave of magic at a rushing onslaught of enemies. How he still managed to find ways to flirt with you even in the most dire of situations was beyond you.
Rolling your eyes as you swung at an attacker, you shouted back to him. "Spend too much time ogling me and you'll get that pretty head of yours cut off if you're not careful."
"You think it's pretty? How sweet of you, my love."
Pausing for a moment to look at Leo with incredulous disbelief, you remembered where you were and sprung back into action, fighting your way closer to him. "I also said you were close to getting your head separated from your body. But yes, I do think it's pretty. Probably too pretty for your own good sometimes." Your last statement was a muttered grumble under your breath, quiet enough that Leo couldn't hear.
"I'm flattered," Leo replied, his voice strained as he fought. "Got to have a little more faith in me, babe. Too strong for that."
"Mhm, sure. Remind me of that later when I'm cleaning your wounds." There was a teasing doubt in your words, the playful back and forth somehow putting you at ease in spite of all that transpired around you. A moment of clarity descended upon you, spotting an opening leading into the nearby forest that stretched beyond the enemy lines. If you could pass through undetected, then maybe you and Leo could infiltrate their ranks and thin their numbers from the inside. It'd certainly do no harm to your cause, and could spare the two of you a chance to catch your breaths under the cover of the forest. Once you made your way to him, briefly explaining the plan in the temporary lull of attackers, Leo followed close behind so as to prevent the wrong people from trailing you.
Quiet descended, the sounds of war fading the deeper into the forest you went. Trees of evergreen blanketed in a canopy above, blocking what little light peered through the heavy covering of cloud. You and Leo remained quiet, communicating in shared glances and nods to dictate your direction. Years at each other's side left you able to sense each and every shift in emotion, thoughts etched upon your faces in an invisible ink only decipherable by the one you held dearest. A lover's intuition proved effective, even in the fact of imminent danger, and the trust that had been built between the both of you ran far deeper than any weapon could pierce. It didn't take long for that intuition to navigate along the dirt path, eventually emerging at the perimeter of trees and bushes that lined the forest's edge. From the vantage point, your eyes assessed the scene that lay before you. Somehow the sky seemed darker, as though the threat that permeated the land and its people was an infection so toxic that it spread exponentially, contaminating even the sky with each passing hour that the battle waged on for; the enemy's evilness was so deep-rooted it had tainted the very earth and sky upon which they fought.
In the brief yet quiet calm, you and Leo devised a strategy, careful to ensure you weren't rushing into this blind. The last thing either of you wanted was to lose the other due to sheer recklessness—especially after you'd survived through so much already. To lose one another now would be devastation incarnate, so entirely soul-crushing that surviving such a fate was entirely impossible for either of you
"You know, what with all this fighting, our potential imminent doom, it only makes sense we share a kiss. Might be the last one, after all," Leo spoke as his eyes fixated on you, sweat dampened hair clinging to his forehead. Somehow, even when staring death and its purveyors in the face, Leo's optimism knew no limits, even if his words were tainted with fear for what may come for the both of you.
"You're just saying that to get me to kiss you, aren't you?" You asked, chin resting in your hand as the illusion of fantasy and war fell apart. The two of you were instantly teleported out of that darkened realm of battle and bloodshed, finally deposited back in your living room, the fantasy landscape reduced to the board game that sat on the table between you both.
Leo's laughter resonated throughout the room, his head tipped back as his cheeks warmed at being called out for his proposition. "Ah, my true intentions have been revealed! But tell me, sweetheart, what's the point of fighting alongside my lover if I don't get to have a dramatic kiss scene before it all ends?"
"Remind me never to play these sorts of games with you again, Leo." You rested your chin on one hand, admiring the bright smile Leo wore as his cheeks glowed a rosy pink. His dark hair was tousled from another day of wearing the same hat as always, the garment now discarded after you'd teasingly swiped it from his head the moment you both arrived home. It had quickly become an integral element to your weekends together, arriving home from spending the day together just to pull out one of Leo's games or to retire for the evening on the sofa with a comfort series playing in the background as you talked about everything and nothing. Leo would have his arms caging you in, holding your against his chest while he toyed with your fingers absentmindedly as the two of you spoke. It was calm and it was easy, a far cry from the heated developments of your fantasy counterparts battling it out for their survival. But you adored each and every moment with Leo, his passionate fervour so sweet it only made you fall further and further with each passing day—a feeling Leo also felt wracking his entire body every time you listened to him with an attentive interest bursting at the seam of your smile. He'd never felt so cherished before, and he had made it his life's mission to ensure you knew even a fraction of the happiness you had brought into his life.
#infinite blue#infinitebluefanworks#infinite blue fanfic#infinite blue x reader#infinite blue leo#infinite blue leo fanfic#infinite blue leo x reader#yes this was an incredibly self indulgent piece#what can i say#if you know me even the slightest you should know by now that i rarely think about anything other than fantasy au and lotr au#it was only a matter of time leo was subjected to it#which tbh he would probably enjoy let's be real here#anna writes
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🌻 tate langdon boyfriend headcanons 🌻
tate langdon x reader
🧡 oh lord, buckle up guys, you're in for a wild one
💛 definitely fell first and 100% harder and you can't tell me otherwise
🧡 we all know how tate is, he's very clingy and he's very very possessive of what's his. and that's how he views you, you're his and nobody else's
💛 would definitely stay hidden at first, just so he could watch you for a bit. at this point, there's nothing about you that tate doesn't know
🧡 when you finally meet, tate swears he could die all over again and he'd die happy
💛 tate would definitely act more innocent than he actually is. this boy knows how to cry on command and he will use it to his advantage, don't think just because he loves you that he wouldn't
🧡 if anything, he does it because he loves you and he can't have you leave him like violet did
💛 i hope you like nirvana, because tate will not listen to something that you like if he doesn't enjoy it. he's not very good at that
🧡 tate always needs to be touching you. all the time. whether it's an arm around you or holding hands, this boy craves physical touch and to be the centre of your attention
💛 will probably try his best to get your friends to stop hanging around you so he can have you all to himself. will deliberately scare them to stop them from coming to the house
🧡 would also certainly lie about ever doing such a thing were you to confront him about it
💛 tate wouldn't ever want you to ever leave the house., if he had his way that is. would hate it if you chose to spend time with other people
🧡 like what did they have that he didn't?
💛 he would 100% be the type that watches you even when you're asleep. or anytime, really.
🧡 would definitely want you to commit suicide, so that you can be with him forever. you of course find this idea insane and don't think he actually means it
💛 he does. he's 100% serious
🧡 i can imagine that tate gives really good hugs though. the warm, bear hugs that you never want to leave because they make you feel so secure and safe
💛 is very big on comforting you after a bad day. he'll listen to your rants, let you cry in your arms, whatever you need him for and he'll do it
🧡 let's be honest though, it's probably just another way he gains your trust so that you won't ever think of leaving him
💛 feels extremely guilty if he ever hurt you in any way, or upset you
🧡 would probably just disappear for a few days because he can't face the fact that he's hurt you. but obviously he comes back because the boy can't help himself
💛 tate is your ride or die. he would die for you all over again if you asked him to and alternatively would kill for you if that's what you required
🧡 makes silly little handmade gifts for you. tate can't leave the house so he has time to be creative
💛 it's even better if it's raining outside when he makes them, it sets a nice vibe
🧡 loves, loves halloween. the two of you would carve pumpkins together and sit for hours in your room telling ghost stories and drinking apple cider
💛 if tate had his own way, you'd never meet his mother
🧡 you do eventually and she probably hates you lmao, but do we really care let's be real here
💛 tate is the kind of boyfriend that would make a playlist for you as a present
🧡 he'd try his hardest to make sure you don't find out about his past. which lasted about 2 months max because you're not stupid
💛 violet, vivien and moira would try and protect you at all costs. they're like your three guardian angels, whether they decide to show themselves to you or not
🧡 i imagine you'd actually get on with violet really well
💛 this could go one of two ways with tate. he'd love it, both girls he'd loved were getting along, makes his life easier. or, he'd hate it. hate that you choose to spend time with the girl that broke his heart
🧡 isn't really big on nicknames tbh, he thinks your name is the most beautiful word he knows, and so he wouldn't dream of calling you anything else
💛 tate is 100% the little spoon, don't fight me on this
🧡 absolutely lives for your affection. he thrives best on it
💛 would be sweet but low-key toxic, so solid 6/10
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Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--
So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--
Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.
Me reading this ask:
😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀
STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭
(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)
^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,
we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)
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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)
Orbit: SHORT Headcanons
Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere
THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC
You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base
And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry
(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)
And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)
That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀
Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:
The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts
Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol
NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE
BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD
When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭
So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning
OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT
ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS
SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT
STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO
Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀
Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)
Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive
Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close
But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range
(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)
Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths
Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training
(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)
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....Ok.
I'll address it.
But only so u dont think im stupid later.
Yes, the Fatui have guns.
No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO
End of story.
(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)
Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)
Thats the best ive got abt that
Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.
:)
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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-
Uh what tf was it, it was important
OH
Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!
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#lookie i made my first border image guys!! 🥺#a little rough but eh#i used a stock image and then added that little moon#also this gun shit takes me out i could write just a whole crack oneshot abt ending up in teyvat with a gun lmao#genshin sagau#genshin impact#sagau#genshin isekai#genshin imagines#my asks#gender neutral reader#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin#✨️forgot all my tags again✨️#uh#genshin harem#i mean what#genshin x reader
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hi i love ur pregnancy series sm. may i req gepard, sampo, luocha and blade and luka with a reader whos 9 months pregnant? just like the fluffiness of it. obviously reader is in pain sometimes, has that little waddle, stuff like that but just the boys kind of doting on her belly if that makes sense. thanks!
Hey there! Thanks for loving the pregnancy series, it’s been probably my favorite thing to write to be honest haha!
So I’m not writing Luka yet because I don’t know him, like, at all, but I will add him once he gets into the game! Thanks for understanding!
And thanks for the awesome, very cute request hehe!
I really hope you enjoy!
Cw! Pregnancy
-Honkai star rail men taking care of 9 month pregnant reader-
Gepard Landau: Is so happy and excited that his baby is almost here, but also, so so SO very anxious. And now you’re 9 months pregnant, and he doesn’t exactly know what to do to help you along. He’s very soft and gentle with you, always eager to get off work as early as possible so he can come see you and his baby-to-be.
You know that idle animation of his where he attempts to sing? Well. He TRIES to sing to his baby sometimes at night, even if he doesn’t sound that great it’s so cute and sweet that he’s doing his best.
His anxiety really kicks in now that you’re 9 months pregnant. You’re laying in bed when you suddenly hear: “do you think the baby will like me?” and you can’t do much but roll your eyes and say, “yes, Gepard, I think the baby will like you.”
When he felt his baby kick for the first time, oh the poor man burst into tears. It’s just…suddenly so real. That soon he would be having a child with you…
Imagine, slow dancing in the kitchen with Gepard, 9 months pregnant with his baby.
Sampo Koski: still doesn’t really Want to have a baby, but there is a sort of pride in seeing you pregnant with his child. He’s gentler on you, now that you’re 9 months into your pregnancy, and the reality is really setting in that he’s having a child with you. He tries to be gentle, he lets you hold his hand when you’re feeling pregnancy pains and stuff, and he must admit it’s charming to watch you try to do chores around the house while being 9 months pregnant. Don’t worry, he’ll take care of them. He wishes you’d actually Trust him a little more, though he does understand why you wouldn’t.
The first time he felt the baby kick was by complete accident. He had rolled over in bed, and wrapped an arm around you and suddenly he felt the little kick of the baby. He unwrapped his arm from around you, (which made you a little bit sad tbh) but the sensation remained. It wasn’t….that bad actually. But it’s weird to accept that you’re growing a Life inside of you now because of him.
Imagine, Sampo just…helping you around the house. Doing your chores, making you dinner, helping you sit down and get up from places.
A true gentleman, even if he’s hesitant about becoming a father.
Luocha: the man practically puts you on lockdown, haha. He has you on a strict routine of medicines and exercises that are supposed to help you with pregnancy pains. He IS a doctor so you know you can trust him. But sometimes you wish he’d let you out of the routine a bit so you can do other stuff like chores or making dinner. But no, he’s insistent he does it all for you, and that you should only focus on taking care of yourself.
He’s very strict about it.
But he’s also very kind and loving and understanding towards you. He gets it when you need to skip your exercises a day or something like that. You’re absolutely not allowed to skip your medicine though!
He takes you to work with him when he can, as long as you can sit in the shade and watch him work. He likes having you with him so he can keep his eye on you. Call it a doctorly instinct of his to want to supervise you constantly.
Imagine Luocha, giving you your daily checkup, his hands trailing down your stomach, feeling your baby kick, and concluding that they’re happy and healthy.
Blade: Blade is not a gentle individual. He’s not used to even touching you, let alone touching you while you’re pregnant with his child. So he just doesn’t. But he’s very very protective of you, especially around the other Stellaron Hunters. Expect him to stay close to you, following behind you like a shadow as you waddle along and go about your day. If he sees you struggling with something, like a chore you used to be able to do, he’ll step in and do it for you. He doesn’t talk much during your pregnancy. Just observes you quietly, keeping an eye on you. The other Hunters aren’t allowed near you. Blade makes sure of that, he even defies Kafka to keep you safe from them.
He wishes he wasn’t so…uncomfortable with physical touch, especially when he sees you struggling to get up from couches or out of bed. He wishes he could help you but he just can’t bring himself to touch you.
So imagine the day when you wake up, and Blade quietly asks if you’d like help getting out of bed, reaching out his hand, and offering it to you.
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Author’s note: please send me asks if you want more pregnancy stuff! I’m not bored of it yet lolol
#Honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#my writing#Gepard Landau#Gepard Landau x reader#hsr Gepard x reader#honkai star rail Gepard x reader#Sampo Koski#Sampo Koski x reader#hsr Sampo x reader#honkai star rail Sampo x reader#Luocha#Luocha x reader#hsr Luocha x reader#honkai star rail Luocha x reader#Blade#Blade x reader#hsr Blade x reader#honkai star rail Blade x reader#pregnancy
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I present to you: A request featuring Jax, Zooble, Gangle, and Caine with a musician s/o because DAMMIT it sounds adorable
Reader’s a goofy fella, real silly, they can play a BUNCH of instruments, sing well, dancing, they love it
but they can be a shut in sometimes 👉👈
seeing as Zooble does the theme song (and has to rework it when someone new shows up-) and I just get the vibes you can’t convince me that Zooble isn’t at least a little bit of music nerd /lh /j
(i am also a music nerd tbh, Thats why me and zooble are marri WOAH WHO SAID THAT)
JAX
. Honestly he'd ask you to to play an instrument over someone while their speaking because hes a little evil shit you know?
. Makes fun of you and says your music sucks when he secretly loves it when you play.
, He finds you attractive and hot if you play the guitar while screaming angst-y shit if your emo like that/j , but he bullies you for doing that as well.
, He'd ask you to teach him how to play the drums while your speaking to someone. not because hes jealous or anything, Nope. He is.
, He sucks ASS and DOG SHIT at dancing. Expect him to step on your feet if you try to dance together.
, Since you're a "shut in" He tries to get you out more but then later gives up and just comes into you're room or personal business without warning to smother you with his so called " Love language " (Which is just bothering you until you yell at him to shut the fuck up)
, Hides in your room to listen to you play, Or sits outside your room just so he can hear you play.
, Loves it when you sing, He has to fight his demons and intrusive thoughts (he wants to sing along with you to rizz you up COU-)
, Beats up and bullies anyone who says you aren't great at playing, Dancing, Etc.
" My lover IS the best musician here. Wanna repeat that you little s(*&$! ?"
ZOOBLE
, They pretend like they don't care. Like at all.
, Although, In reality they care and love your music a lot! They even ask you to teach them how to play an instrument
, Zooble would always listen and be there for you when you played, Enjoying the soft/Rough melody of a song that you were presenting for them in a private space.
, Tell's everyone to shut up when your about to play, And mask's their excitement with anger.
, Their eye's shine when you pull out an instrument and their eyes go dull whenever you weren't gonna play.
, Ask's you to play a song sometimes when their in a bad mood.
, Zooble also cannot dance for jack SHIT. Do not try to teach them how to dance. They'll go insane i swear.
, Since you're a shut in, She always asks if you're busy or not, Or if your comfortable or stressed before asking to play a song because they dont want you to get overwhelmed.
, Adores your voice, And always secretly makes sure you dont over stress your voice out.
, Compliments you when you're finished singing.
" You did great out there. Uh, Hope you dont mind teaching me how to play soon?... "
GANGLE
, She LOVES It when you play calming melodies using your preferred instrument.
, Probably asks you to play the violin as she stares at you with heart shaped eyes.
, Would go feral on Jax if he breaks your instrument on purpose and cry with you in your room trying to comfort you.
, Smothers you with a lot of compliments when you are finished playing.
, Rants about you often to show you off and because you cant get off her mind.
, She smiles brightly when you play an instrument.
, I feel like she'd be an okay dancer!! She'd ask you to dance every now and then, But if you dipped her during dancing she'd be extremely flustered and her eyes would turn into the shape of a heart.
, Likes to hum along with you while you sing. Gangle really is inlove with your voice and starts to just doze off while admiring you.
" (Name) Is the very best person i had ever met... I hope xey play more melodies soon!! I love it when they sing.... BUT YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT FROM M-"
CAINE
, He would honestly go ' AWOOGA HOT DAMN ' all over you.
, Can play piano, Please let him duet with you.
, Stares at you with lovey dove-y goo goo eyes while playing, Admiring you as you both play, Definitely not imagining you guys making out.
, Like Gangle, He too smothers you with compliments but extreme. Like, He's peppering your face with teeth kisses if given consent.
, Since he's short, He'd love to dance with you!! He has to float if your too tall, But if your the same height, He attempts to pull the spin and dip move on you to rizz you up.
, ADORES YOUR SINGING. SING FOR HIM PLEASE.
, He always records you singing and listens to you singing in his free time while thinking about you.
, Would always try to get you to open up since your a shut in. If your always in your room, He always tries to get you out because he's afraid you would reach your breaking point and abstract. He cant lose you.
" My dearest is the absolute best at playing instruments, Dancing, And all that stuff... Oh how much i love xem.... What do you mean they aren't?"
#digital circus#tadc zooble#tadc x reader#tadc#tadc gangle#tadc jax#tadc gangle x reader#tadc jax x reader#musician reader#x reader#fluff#romantic x reader#slightly obsessive?#Idk#tadc caine
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why jikook?
i've been asking myself this a lot recently bc well, why them? why not tkook? or ynmin? hell, jihope even, they're underrated as hell honestly, have you seen that hot tub video? hobi was ready to unhinge his jaw to swallow jimin whole (and who (jk) could blame him.)
but jikook, in a not joking way, hits different. they always have. it's been years at this point that i've been deep in this rabbit hole (within the larger bts rabbit hole, my god, how deep does it go) but i don't recall making the conscious decision to fall in.
maybe a little background?
i'm a fake love army. actually, if we're getting technical, i'm an outro tear army bc it was in the comments of the freshly released fake love music video that i saw someone recommend outro tear if i enjoyed fake love and then it was over for me. extremely not fake love at first listen, who's voice is second on this track? i NEED to know. i'm a yoongi/rapline bias to this day. fake love still fucks though, don't get me wrong, it's a never skip for me.
for that first year and then some, i consumed backlogged content like it was my day job. i am a prone to hyper-fixations hermit, basically, who was going to stop me? my therapist? nah, she picks her battles.
i watched everything i could get my grubby little hands on like someone would be testing me on it later. (shoutout qdeoks, you were so real) i didn't open stan twitter for the first time till probably the end of 2018, really just in time to be slapped in the face full force with the shitshow that was a hate campaign against these boys i was deeply invested in by then, the likes of which i had never experienced in an online space up to that point. it was a truly, truly wild era, don't ever let anyone tell you differently.
all that to say, i've been here for a hot minute and i developed my own first impressions on bts and the members as individuals in a vacuum. no one had to point jikook out to me, they stuck out on their own.
potentially relevant disclaimer before we continue: i am really really queer. i grew up in the united states conservative deep south and had to change high schools my sophomore year bc i was outed and then violently ostracized for being in a relationship with my same sex best friend at the time. it is safe to say i have a lot of feelings about and experience even when it comes to having to be low key (understatement lol) about who you love. i am not here just to make my barbies kiss.
actually, on that note, jikook wouldnt even be my chosen barbies out of bts. if we're in true fantasy delulu hours here, i would want yoonjin to be real. god, that would be the stuff, they're so old married as it is. peak romance.
i think the first place jikook ever truly caught my attention were the memories dvds. jimin has always been a sweet, bby angel taking care of all his members but i remember thinking that he seemed to pay a little extra, special attention to jungkook. and of course, why not, jk's the maknae after all. all of them have always been doting on him and deservedly so. but in those briefly shown really serious, quiet moments, jimin was often first in line. a spot very easy for him to obtain tbh as jk never seemed to be very far from him anyway. maybe if you've never in real time lived the satellite jeon accusations (hi pandemic army, bless you, i hope you make it to 2025 when we have them all back without restrictions) you might find them easier to dismiss but it was so consistent back then in all of the content being released. and once noticed, i don't know how anyone ever un-notices it. but i was in deep before i even realized the water was boiling.
should i talk about why not tkook? or ynmin, for me? i'm just pulling those as examples bc i know they're the popular contenders here but all joking in the beginning of this post aside, none of the other members interpersonal relationships, in any configuration (sadly, RIP yoonjin romance), have ever struck me as anything other than puppy crush/deep friendship/family. and that's not bc i don't think over half of those men aren't queer in some form or fashion because WHEW, that is an entirely different post and we simply do not have the time to unpack rn but it's not for lack of looking.
i started in a vacuum, but i have by no means stayed there, i walked in all of those front doors and sat down and said "convince me." i've got the time and lack of life, i am ready to be won over. what have i missed?
to this day i still regularly try and check my own confirmation bias, i'm obviously looking for jikook at this stage but i'm still ready on my toes if any of the others want to get crazy. (yoonjin i am rooting for you, we're all rooting for you)
and i'm not here to really persuade or sway anyone one way or another either. there are a 1000 other blogs on this site that can probably offer you better explanations, specific clips, and detailed break downs of moments throughout the years and even then people are going to see what they want to see. i just wanted to write some of my own thoughts down finally.
though...i guess if i had to point to any one single piece of "evidence" it would definitely be tried and true gcf tokyo? but if watching that the first time didn't ring through you like a gunshot, i def don't think there's anything i could say beyond that.
honestly, i think so much of "why jikook" for me boils down to the pit in the bottom of my stomach that i used to get when i first began to notice them. when i got past the initial warm fuzzies inspired by the sincerity of their interactions, my immediate second emotion was concern.
i remember the first time i heard some of the other boys make an offhand joke about them being a couple and i got anxious, fast. i thought hide, hide better, please be safe. i began to pay extra attention to the other members in general too when jikook would do things and felt like i could sometimes see a similar anxiety to my own in their expressions. for a long time, i just worried about them and where i saw other people rejoice in their more obvious moments, i was slow to celebrate.
despite my initial hesitation, it's now been about 5 years since the first time they ever made me double take. they're a few years younger than me but i feel like we've been growing up together. (parasocial? idk her.) they're less conspicuous these days, and for lots of obvious reasons, but i feel like overall, their confidence in themselves and each other is quite high. i know that's probably a funny thing to say in light of this last week especially, but i stand by it. i've seen this song and dance before. i have managed my own expectations in the past, taken full steps back only to be beaten anew over the head so many times with enough "coincidences" i felt borderline foolish to try and deny anything. jikook are truly some sort of neuro-spicy pattern recognition drug, i swear.
and i've never really gotten to talk about any of this with anyone before! i'm shy irl, and shy online apparently bc i have just been lurking around the outer lines of this circle this whole time like some creepy creep but i've decided i'm over it. fuck it. growth.gif. idk that i have anything important or new to contribute to the conversation but my god, no one else seems to let that stop them so i might as well take my turn on the soapbox, no?
so 📢 JIKOOK REAL (?) jikook sus. jikook make bandaged queer little heart go boom boom.
#jikook#kookmin#hi hello welcome to the personal jikook ted talk literally no one asked for#in this essay i
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Pairing: Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call of Duty) x Reader
Type: Angst
Summary: Simon’s finally home, so you should be happy right? Wrong.
Word Count: 1.6k
Warnings: anxiety, stress, tbh probably signs of depression too, pasta consuption (sorry ppl who r gluten free), explicit language
A/N: bruh. um. barely beta-read we die like men. yes i said i would be back by january yes i lied. definitely 100% not inspired by real life. tl;dr i hate mock trial, all the guys at my school are boring or annoying, and i’m on the verge. enjoy :)
It felt wrong to say, like really wrong, like going against every single thing you knew to be right and good with the world wrong, but Simon was really hurting you right now. Part of the reason why it felt so wrong to say was because it wasn’t even Simon’s fault. It wasn’t anything that he was or wasn’t doing that was hurting you, and there wasn’t anything he could or couldn’t do to make you feel better.
You felt terrible, even though you should’ve been feeling amazing, even though you should’ve been feeling ecstatic that after so long of being away on duty, he was finally back home, back in your bed, back in your arms. You felt guilty. You felt guilty because he was here and you should be happy and you should have been cherishing him and spending as much time as you could with him, and for some reason you couldn’t.
There was something hanging over your head, some insufferable, suffocating, terrifying cloud of stress and anxiety following you around that made you want to burst into tears at any second, and you didn’t even know why. You just felt bad. And Simon didn’t deserve that, not after everything he had been through, all the horrors he had seen. He deserved someone happy, someone who could cheer him up and smile with him, not someone who couldn’t even figure out what was making them feel like this.
It was horrible, how every time you saw him sleeping or washing the dishes or reading a book, your stomach twisted and the lump in your throat grew, how even just the sight of him made you feel so guilty for feeling bad around him, which of course just only made you feel worse, and therefore more guilty.
It was exhausting, and you wanted nothing more than to break down and cry and let it all out, but you couldn’t. Simon didn’t deserve to have to deal with that, he didn’t deserve to have to help you figure out what was making you feel like this when you didn’t even know how to tackle it on your own.
And even though you hated to admit it, you were secretly counting down the days until he left for duty again. Until you had another chance to put yourself back together and finally greet him with a sincere smile and a warm hug like you should’ve been able to do when he first came back. You just needed a chance to sort yourself out, a second chance.
Which is why when he said he had important news to tell you tonight, a tiny part of you lit up with excitement, shamefully praying that maybe, just maybe, he had to go back to whatever classified base he had spent the last five months at. And it made you sick that you were thinking that, that you wanted him gone so badly, but you couldn’t help it. It was so exhausting to smile at him and nod along to his conversations and act like you didn’t want to just drop off the face of the earth.
And now here he was, wearing a way-too-small ‘kiss the cook’ apron you had gotten him as a gag gift, standing in front of the stove while something that smelled way to good to be shitty Chinese takeout — your normal meal for when he told you he had to leave again — and you couldn’t help the way your stomach dropped when he turned around with one of the biggest smiles you had ever seen him wear on his face.
If he noticed the faint terror on your face, he didn’t mention it, instead taking your bag off of you and ushering you to the dining table, where he placed a delicious smelling plate of pasta in front of you and urged you to try it. Putting on a smile, you reached for your fork, but time seemed to slow down as you tried to take a bite out of the pasta. You felt like some invisible force was squeezing down on you, slowing your movements as it pressured you to put on a happy face for Simon. When you finally took a bite, you didn’t taste anything. You knew it wasn’t the food itself; it smelled delicious and it looked like it’d taste like heaven, but the dread bubbling in your stomach was all-consuming.
But Simon needed this, and you knew he needed this, so you closed your eyes and tossed your head back like it was the most delicious thing you had ever had. You groaned, “This… this is delicious, Simon. How did you make it?”
You tried to be happy at how relieved he looked at what you said, but instead it just made you feel more guilty. You watched as his hand reached for the back of his neck, something he always did whenever you complimented him, and his lips moved around in some slurry of words. You couldn’t hear anything, or at least your brain wasn’t processing it. You were too focused on making it seem like you were absorbing every single thing he said, like everything was fine.
At a certain point he sat down across from you, and you watched him fold a napkin neatly over his lap as he got ready to eat.
“What was that news you wanted to tell me about?” You asked, surprising yourself.
“Oh right,” Simon said, before quickly taking a bite of food. You tried to ignore the way your stomach dropped as his next sentence — although garbled and unclear due to the food he was eating — left his mouth. You had just heard him wrong, right? Yes, that had to be it. It was just your ears playing tricks on you, nothing more. Right?
“Um,” you said, swallowing, “what did you say?” You tried to put on a good face when you said that, a face that said ‘I’m so happy’ and not ‘I think this may send me over the edge,’ but by the way Simon’s chewing stopped abruptly you could tell you failed.
You watched as he swallowed slowly, setting down his fork and wiping his mouth neatly before continuing. “I said… I said I won’t have to leave for another four months.”
There was no hiding it now. As soon as the words left his mouth you felt a wave of emotion crash over you, and before you knew it you were crying. You felt embarrassed. Although it was blurred by tears, you could see Simon’s face just a few feet away from you. He was sitting quietly still, a complete opposite to your shaking, sobbing, body.
You could hear him call out your name, which just made you cry even harder. You didn’t know why you were doing this, you wanted so badly to stop, to just shut up, to not embarrass yourself any further, but you couldn’t. It was like you didn’t have control over your body anymore. You felt like your body was being tossed around by the cruel waves of emotion. You didn’t know how to do anything but cry. It was washing over you and you couldn’t do anything to stop it. You could feel the cold air burn your lungs as you tried to gasp for some sort of breath, but nothing helped.
For a moment, you thought you were better, but then you felt Simon’s hand on your back and you were drowning again. The way your cries grew louder and the sobs racked through your body harder when he wrapped his arms around you made you feel terrible, but you couldn’t do anything to stop it. So many emotions were battering your body: shame, exhaustion, dismay, embarrassment, love, fear.
At a certain point though, your cries began to quiet down. You became aware of Simon’s hand stroking the back of your head and the strong cocoon he had wrapped you in. Your heart rate began to slow down, and the only evidence that you had been crying was the still damp tracks down your cheeks and the erratic hiccups that jolted through your body.
You felt Simon’s chest rise like he was going to say something, and a spark of anxiety raced through your body again. You didn’t want to talk about this. You wanted to pretend this never happened. You wanted to grab your things and leave. You wanted to come back the next morning with two coffees — one black, just like he likes it, and one with way so much cream and sugar it’s almost inedible just because you know it pisses him off — and start talking about how he has to watch James Gunn’s Suicide Squad because it’s so much better than the one with Jared Leto.
But instead of asking if you wanted to talk about it or if you were okay or some other anxiety-inducing conversation starter that would only lead to more tears and confusion, all he said was “Do you wanna go to sleep?”
And for a moment you didn’t say anything, but then you slowly nodded your head against his chest and wrapped your arms around his waist as he picked you up. He didn’t say anything as he brought you to your bedroom or when he helped you change into your pajamas or when he pulled the covers over you and pulled you close to his chest. And yet, even though he was a man typically shrouded in mystery and confusion, you could tell by how tight he was holding you that he was telling you something, even if it wasn’t out loud.
He was telling you that it would be okay, that he knew you could get through this, and that even if it wasn’t he would be there with you. And it wouldn’t be suffocating anymore and you wouldn’t have to feel like you had to hide things from him, you could just be, and he would be there for you. And that was all you needed as you drifted off to sleep.
#bingoboingobongo.com#ghost#ghost cod#ghost mw2#ghost x reader#ghost angst#ghost fluff#ghost one shot#ghost drabble#ghost imagine#simon riley#simon riley cod#simon riley mw2#simon riley x reader#simon riley angst#simon riley fluff#simon riley one shot#simon riley drabble#simon riley imagine#also no guarantees on regular posts#im like gonna RAHJHDJhdjdeHJEHDJ
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Shattered dream sans x a reader who works for nightmare- [idk if this is what you mean by like you know writing reqs-]
Cas and Null decided to write this together! Hope you enjoy <3
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Alright, this is probably gonna get real complicated REAL FAST
Man is crazy (obvi)
But he’s thankfully (or maybe not thankfully) crazy for you
Uhhh… good luck with that…
So man, this can go a few ways… None of which are probably good lol
Let’s say you’re close to Nightmare before stuff hits the fan. Well, as close as you can get to him…
He’s kinda emotionally constipated, but we love him (kinda)
Nightmare, if he actually gives a damn about you, probably would be… let’s just say “reluctant” to have you around his newly corrupted brother.
He trusted him even less now tbh
BUT
I mean, at least he’s not suspiciously nice anymore??? /j
So, man’s crazy x2 so both of them are kinda trying to manipulate you in order to “see their side”
Basically, they’re fighting over you. One as a romantic interest and the other as platonic… probably.
But basically, neither are exactly “right”
You were doing a pretty good job at trying to stay away from Shattered!Dream until, one day, he managed to corner you when you were really sleepy
“Oh, poor thing. Aren’t you tired of mercilessly working for that…. Imbecile brother of mine? Come here, rest your head.” Shattered cooed at you from the other end of the room, watching you stumble your way into your house after a particularly rough mission. How did he even get in here? You were too tired to care. You shuffled over to him and slumped down at his feet, resting your head in his lap. He places his hand on your head, tenderly stroking your hair and murmuring sweet nothings.
So naturally, you were like “whaT THE FU-”
Nah, you totally didn’t suspect anything. I mean, how different could Shattered!Dream be from his old self? (very different, as you’d come to find out)
You hadn’t slept in literal days, you’d just come back from one of Nightmare’s missions, things got messy in that mission, “your husband is dead, we found him with no head” type shenanigans.
(… the frick did I just say???? ADHD brain is wack as frick, don’t do vegetables, kids)
Your brain was confused and static-y (is that a neurodivergent thing???) and you were just done by that point
You were kinda not too trusting of him, buuuuut… his lap was comfortable, what else can I say, Your Honor?
(I was just in a silly goofy kinda mood, so I fell asleep on my mortal enemy’s lap)
His voice was relaxing, his lap cozy, the mood just right, and you were exhausted beyond belief
So what did you do?
You fell asleep
Anyways
I have no idea if any of this is coherent
When you woke up (like 16 hours later, thanks to exhaustion) you found that you were in your bed.
You, not knowing wtf just happened, are confused, of course.
Was that all a Dream? Well, Dream was involved but NO, IT WAS NOT A DREAM
HIT THE PANIC BUTTON
You have gay panic for a bit until you see the note on your bedside table
He called you mi cielito in the letter.
Mi cielito?? Depending on if you know Spanish, you may be a little confused. Means “my little sky”... what can I say, he’s a sucker for Moon, Sun, Stars, Sky, etc. motifs
Same
Alright, so…
Thankfully, unlike Nightmare, he’s probably not gonna leave dead birds outside of your doorstep
(probably)
You know, for someone that doesn’t really like cats (we all know what I’m talking about), Nightmare sure does act like one… Neko! Nightmare coming up? (I know the word “neko” just dealt +40 psychic damage to one of you out there)
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Alright, I didn’t really answer your request but I am PLANNING on making this a smol series. So like… a few parts? I just really want to get this out! :]
Cas was sorta working off of first caffeine in week, combined with not sleeping in over 24 hours.
Hope you enjoyed! Please, feel free to send as many requests as you want!
#shattered dream sans#undertale sans#undertale#undertale au#shattered dream#dream sans#dreamtale#writing#writing requests#shattered!dream#sans#sans x reader
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top 5 etho ships ? bonus points for any explanation
my personal top five in no particular order, and like, ya gotta understand im still new here (hermitcraft/life series) so my opinions are poised to change, but the current standings are:
Bdubs/Etho/Cleo, i'll be honest, i haven't written or read any clethubs, but i saw some art of them that made my brain shortcircuit. they are femdom, himbo, and twink. i just think that Etho should have two people who are stronger than he is on either side of him at all times, bonus points if you let Cleo be the tallest. Bdubs being super clingy, Etho reluctantly tagging along, and Cleo making sure they don't fucking die because yeah they are god damn idiots sometimes, but they're her idiots. and she loves them. and probably gives them noogies and headlocks them.
Cleo/Etho, their marriage in limlife is so much fucking fun, especially when read under an aro4allo lens. Etho whose been happily married for over a decade watching his friends enter relationships and realizing that he loves differently, he doesn't even love remotely close to how they love, love isn't even the right word. hes scared so he leaves, hes not doing it right and his wife must be upset about it, that must be why everythings crumbling. and Cleo, not giving two shits, because that's her husband and by god they're gonna make it work if he can realize that being absent is whats breaking up their marriage, not showing affection and intimacy differently.
Gem/Etho, as a canadian i am legally obligated to ship this, as a lesbian i love it when men have chaotic gremlin girlfriends who put them in their place. see that one episode of hermicraft wherein Gem beats his ass on repeat and he keeps coming back for more. its like, like theres an unspoken solidarity, 'hey we're the same even though we're not' and they stick with each other. predator/prey dynamic if you go with deer Gem and fox Etho, you also get it with sea monster Gem and fox Etho, except he's the prey and she has the biological advantage instead. also, when paired with the transfemme Etho headcanon we get some yuri which im always down for.
Grian/Etho, this one came to via an Ao3 commenter and i have seen two pieces of fanart for it and like, seven fics. but i still think the dynamic of bird and fox would be fun to work with in writing depending on the bird Grian is hybridized with, especially if Grian is the smaller one. also in limlife??? hello?? Etho, swearing loyalty and promising to be someones sword is not heterosexual behaviour. what they had in limlife, even if brief, had me shaking i'll be real. also, for their hermitcraft dynamic, it'd be hot if i threw Scar into the mix, for flavour.
Pearl/Etho/Tango, consensual workplace relationships make me absolutely insane, it could tear apart their business or bring it further together. they have the kind of dynamic that makes my head absolutely fucking empty, one of those 'i just think theyre neat' kind of ships. the culture clash between each of their species and their own personal tastes, Tango's a blaze and they mate for life, Pearl's a siren and they don't do much for romance, Etho's a fox and they come and go- but they make it happen in spite of that. im working on getting them a canonized Ao3 tag right now, they have such a fun dynamic. also, they fucked in that post office when no one was looking.
tbh these are all really closely tied, and i also have a soft spot for tangtho and the team ties poly. they're all really fun ships, i just really enjoy polyships to be real with ya'll. and the life series and hermitcraft are full of so many possible polyships that its just making me foam at the fucking mouth. sorry boat boys enjoyers, the vision has not yet engulfed me, but hey im a multishipper it might be yet to happen.
#asks#the bestie anon#ethoslab#i just love putting this sopping wet pathetic excuse of a man in relationships. it makes me grin.#mcyt#heres hoping this sparks the poly postal vision in someone elses head
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list of headcanons (that I totally and MOST DEFINITELY didn't forget to post abt... lol who would do that?)
Doesn't know when to take things "seriously serious" unless the atmosphere itself changes
^like, yk that feeling of tension when ur parents start arguing? yeah, that, basically
Dazai has a tendency to get gifts for his friends (unironically) at the most random time
^^ and thus whenever he's outside and sees a shop, he'll think abt that one person and debate whether or not should he bother
^^ (actually pretty considerate, if you think abt it)
Mainly awake at night (bad habits carried from pm)
speaking of pm, he's still in contact w like most of them but has strained relationships
^^and that most of his habits originated from him being the demon prodigy and all
Likes to interact w old and new ppl that he has heard of and prob lower their lifespan just by existing
Still sucks at cooking—
—but can cook simple things only
bc he can't cook much, he's usually starving to death
Druggie just to feel some other feeling whenever alone (not sure if that's canon already bc my memory is that of a goldfish) sooo—
—bad habit of consuming random substances
Can probably recognize 20% of pills alone
His bandages are usually old and worn by now, but he still keeps them (rarely replaces it)
^ stinky guy (obv)
probably doesn't have a good ability to smell?
Annoying ppl is his top priority (<he's prob like. really bored at life at the same time)
Love language is to vaguely admit his feelings (maybe like to poems, ramblings, notes, etc?? idk how to properly explain this one tbh)
Writes abt something and then just doesn't end up finishing it 50% of the time
^ quotes. letters. thoughts. you name it.
thinks about the current state of life and sometimes complain abt it
Is very chaotic at most times, but his personality pretty much varies depending the person talking to
Alcohol not only to feel something, but to remember the good times in pm
dunken ramblings at a late hour (prob 2-5)
^probably reminisces abt the past A LOT
he likes the idea of memories and friends, is bad at creating/cherishing them
bad at mental feelings (good w personal feelings)
^aka. knows basic emotions all too well
Probably has girl talk hours with yosano/ranpo
Weird intrusive thoughts. Let's be real- this is Dazai.
Bad at feelings, but still very straightforward and confident about himself/when just talking casually, obv
Bad habit of falling in and out of love
Deep and unspoken desires that are more than just suicide
Implied abandonment issues (only for a few)
Interest in cannibalism/self harm in a romantic way
The feeling of violence empties Dazai mostly, but in an unhinged sort of way, he thought of it as romantic too (idk ask chuuya why)
Usually romanticize life (like. A LOT.)
^^ he like. dates multiple ppl at the same time just to experience more "human life" (bc wtf dym that he dated 400+ ppl < idk maybe i remembered that wrong but STILL.)
^^speaking of which, he's actually trying to make an effort to seem more like a person (like imagine urself just listening to an indie band in the early 2000s. that's what I'm feeling, idk)
^^ although it's more of a distraction to dazai than new fresh experiences, he still enjoys it
Aware of these things about himself, refuses to change/get rid of them (either laziness or whatever)
It's either he purposely ignored things, forgets about it, or doesn't know it. no inbetween. (<Like. Not acknowledging much on how it's his birthday, and stuff?)
okayyy n I think that'll be all for now! obv I might be changing stuff here and there, but I'll end it off here for now aywaysss (reminder for myself to make navigation tags
#ooc notes#ooc post#bsd rp blog#bsd roleplay#bsd rp#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#dazai headcanons
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hello i am asking politely for your mommy Medic surgeon goresex thoughts. feel free to use the reply to this ask as your dumping ground if it would be easier than an original post!
Welllll if you insist! Putting all this under a cut bc despite my cool exterior I'm extremely ashamed of every thought I've ever had (and bc I wanna put this in some tags and if the juicy stuff is under a cut no one can complain)
Uhhh CWs for sex, gore, goresex, surgery kink, medfet, mommy kink (just the title and the persona for Medic, no specified role for the sub), needles, knives, boot stuff, whatever. This makes me feel like a real writer
Sooo first things first bc I think people won't understand this one at first: Medic tf2 is a man who is a mommy dom. To me and to a lot of other kinky people, there exists a non-gendered semantic difference between a "daddy dom" and a "mommy dom", so women can be daddies and, much more rarely, men can certainly be mommies. Kink educator Evie Lupine describes mommy doms as "giggly, joyful sadists". Sound like someone we know? He's mommy (Mommy doms are also typically more "nurturing" and smothering than daddy doms, I'll get to that later)
I really love characterizing Medic as extremely faux-sympathetic (with flashes of real sympathy every now and again), so he's telling you (or whoever) just how bad he feels for you, you poor thing, that looks like it really hurts, and it's, like, the extra hand he attached to your pelvis. If it does actually hurt and the procedure wasn't successful he will safely remove it, though
Although I definitely think Medic can be mean, I think ESPECIALLY in a gorekink/medfet context, he gives a LOT of praise. He's SUPER full of himself, he'd never deride one of his Crowning Achievements In The Field Of Medical Science!
Similarly, he's very good about giving compliments specific to like, all of a person's inside stuff. The size of your organs, the shade of your blood, the prominence of your veins, the sturdiness of your bones... Medic tf2 is leaned over you on the vivisection table lovingly stroking your liver and cooing about how much he loves the color
This one's kind of a big one for me tbh... I think Medic tf2 would intentionally (consensually, temporarily) incapacitate someone so he gets to take care of them. Misery-style. My favorite version of this is Medic "accidentally" taking too much of someone's blood out during a blood draw, so they get all sleepy and he needs to feed them (with his boobs) and let them rest (on his boobs). Despite it all I think he really does like to feel needed.
I think Mommy Medic can be veryyyy... smothering. Figuratively and literally. He can really heap on the compliments, especially with a character who isn't very used to praise, which is its own kind of sadism. And he literally suffocates you in his boobs/thighs/ass/tummy/whatever. That one's a little less psychological.
Okayyyy goresex time... surgery makes Medic horny and he wants to fuck people's internal organs. Tf2 is really fun for this because the medigun is a built-in explanation for how he can do that while the other person is still awake. In Meet the Medic he should've been straddling Heavy's hips and jacking off onto his large intestine.
I don't know how into drinking blood normal humanguy Medic would be, but he definitely likes touching blood. Getting it all over his hands. I think he'd maybe be more into making you (or whoever) drink blood, lick it off his gloves, off his boots, off his big hairy (eroticized body part of your choice here). One of those things that he probably intends as a humiliation thing but if you're enough of a freak you just enjoy for what it is.
The penetration imagery of the needle. I read something like that recently about the scene in Breaking Bad where Jesse does heroin for the first time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. You understand
On a humiliation note, I think Medic would think it's Very fun to "force" (lovingly encourage) someone to call him "mommy" if they're embarrassed about it, which I think most of his team would be. Medic using kink to help Sniper drop his inhibitions and give in to his urges and Have Fun is one of my fave bushmed dynamics and I definitely think getting Sniper to get over the hill and call him "mommy" for the first time would be a big thing for him. Of course this is all part of his plan to break you (consensually!) and have you (or whoever!) whimpering into his cleavage as he gets to nurture you
Imagine everything I just said but he's in a sexy nurse outfit that's extremely visibly too small for him. And also just COMPLETELY covered in blood. That's my vision
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Peter maximoff bf headcanons pls :]🫶
I love this man so much, you don't even KNOW 🧡💛
🧡 he definitely fell first and harder, no doubt about it - to be honest, you probably didn't like him that much at first - peter's a very eccentric individual so you probably thought he was a bit annoying tbh
💛 he was not going to go down without a fight though. that man made it his mission to win you over. and when he finally did, you swear he looked like a kid in a sweet shop
🧡 so i think that you're probably a mutant, and peter would just think you're the most beautiful thing to ever exist. absolutely loves your powers and will encourage you to use them whenever he can
💛 he's a menace, an absolute menace. you're busy? doesn't matter, peter will be there poking you or pulling your hair
🧡 you definitely don't have the heart to tell him no
💛 he also may use this to his advantage but you didn't hear that from me lmao
🧡 you and peter are always together, to the point where if you're seen by yourself people probably think peter has died or smth
💛 peter is such a fun boyfriend and that is canon, i don't make the rules here
🧡 so. many. dates. arcade, movie theatre, diners for milkshakes, he'll do it all. who we kidding, this man could run you to italy if you freaking wanted
💛 he's obsessed with your eyes, he loved them. could stare at them all day
🧡 loves when you steal his clothes but shhh he'll never admit that to you
💛 i don't really see peter as the protective type tbh. obviously he wouldn't want you getting hurt but he trusts that you can take care of yourself
🧡 and if someone else is flirting with you, let's be real here, man is definitely too dense to notice
💛 absolutely loves to buy steal you things he thinks you'd like. expect a new gift stolen item at least every week
🧡 i think we've all established that peter is probably adhd, which is very obvious when you're with him 24/7
💛 let's just say he keeps you on your toes
🧡 hates sitting still. physically can't do it - you will be chilling in his room and he's never in the same place for more than 5 minutes
💛 however though, he's a huge cuddler. i can see peter being a very clingy boyfriend. he just loves spending time with you and he finds comfort when you're there, what a cutie
🧡 your family and friends adore him, and with good reason. peter treats you like an absolute goddess and it doesn't go unnoticed. your family would definitely love him more than you at this point
💛 intimacy with peter is probably another worldly experience, if you get what I'm saying 👀
🧡 you come first, all the time and every time
💛 again, he's got a thing for your eyes and so eye contact is an absolute must. hence why i can probably see him enjoying missionary the most tbh
🧡 he's a sub, let's not kid ourselves. Look me in the eyes and tell me this man is a dom, you can't do it
💛 he defo uses his powers but that's common knowledge, let's not go there
🧡 all in all, 20/10 would recommend and i desperately want a peter in my life
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i'd love to hear your beliefs about the tension in their relationship because i'm a very nosy bitch but obviously only if you feel like it!
lol well i did offer! beliefs is a strong word, tbh. more of a like ... is this stuff true? i don't know. but if i were writing a story where i wanted to have tension in that relationship, these are the places i would be inclined to introduce that tension. maybe there is tension in some of these places in real life! that's none of my beeswax.*
anyway: some places i think it is plausible that there's tension in the relationship, or at least plausible enough to play with in fiction. receipts on these where i can find them, sorry if they're paywalled but them's the breaks.
*unless they make it part of their public narrative
back in 2022 matthew was on the athletic hockey podcast and he talked about feeling "like a babysitter" when keith visits and how much keith enjoys being one of the guys. now mostly i think they probably have a pretty good time, but babysitter is a word choice there. i don't think it's a stretch to imagine that having your retired dad show up at your workplace and becoming the life of the party to relive his glory days could be ... trying.
not to beat around the bush but they're both opinionated guys! opinionated and chatty! and as a result you get: keith slamming the panthers on the radio. matthew sticking his nose into brady's contract negotiations (brady being grimace emoji about it). like, we know for a fact that the radio thing bothered matthew! and there's plenty of opportunities for one or both of them to offer unsolicited opinions that don't go over well.
to the previous point: i considered not including that because it's not as speculative as the others on the list. but it's definitely something i'd draw on if i was writing a story where their relationship is tense.
look, i'm not a man and not only am i not a man but i don't have any brothers and my dad died four and a half years ago and he never talked about his dad. so i can't claim to be an expert on the fathers-and-sons relationship dynamic. but why would i let that stop me from speculating wildly!
anyway: legacies. oldest sons. expectations. @ohtemporas touched on this briefly earlier, the way there's often an extra pressure on the oldest kid to be the same-gender-parent's legacy. do what i did. represent me well in the world. and i don't think it's even particularly weird for that to potentially lead to some conflicting feelings if all that legacy building leads to you being surpassed in some way. that's just human! especially for competitive people, and as i have said on this website before: no one becomes a professional athlete without being competitive.
here's keith being presented with matthew's 99th point puck from the 21-22 season, which his then-teammate did up with the writing for this specific purpose. chantal thinks this is SO funny. do think maybe being conflicted about being surpassed makes him not proud of matthew? no. but people can be complicated.
speaking of people being complicated: that one post-game after matthew scored 5 points on the blues. i think the tension between keith wanting his own team's success and wanting his sons' success isn't something people were making up out of whole cloth. but maybe it was especially noticeable when matthew was still in the western conference? i feel like it got dialed back after the trade. lol.
i'm mentioning it only because otherwise someone else might: i don't care about the hat thing. i think it's silly. if i was asked to throw my favorite hat onto the ice at an nhl game just because some schlub scored three goals i probably wouldn't.
a few concluding thoughts
i don't think any of this means they have a bad relationship! mostly i think that no two people have a perfect relationship where they agree on everything and never butt into each other's business uninvited and never hurt each other's feelings, because that's impossible.
i'm not making some counterpoint list of all the reasons i think they love each other. someone else can. i don't think having high expectations of someone means you hate them and i don't think anyone spends their time and money following their son's hockey team around the country on a road trip hoping to see him score his 100th point out of hatred or spite.
maybe i'm wrong about all of this and they've hated each other since 2002 and someday we'll get a tell-all story and people can come into my ask box or whatever and tell me how wrong i was. i don't care. all rpf characterization is fake. i watched keith froth at the mouth in the stands at the 2016 wjc every time someone so much as breathed on matthew, though, so i don't think i'm wrong.
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DRAGON X MACHO (OR SPIN KICKS AS I HAVE DECIDED TO CALL THE SHIP) 🐉 💳
This will just be me rambling about them and head cannons and stuff!
First off, why do I ship 'em?
-I genuinely think it would be a fun paring with the contrast between the two
-they have been in TWO games together (macho being champ In both)
-I just think macho would like his fun boyfriend and would think he is super sweet and adorable
-dragon needs more love
How I think they would start dating:
-I think dragon had the most obvious crush on macho thinking he was super cool
-Heike wingmanned the whole time since he could talk to macho (being in the world circuit after all)
-they acc enjoyed each other a lot and decided to acc start dating
ANYWAYS REAL HEADCANON TIME:
(With examples)
-Dragon has autism and macho doesn’t understand any of it but he still is supportive (example:)
Smm “why do you only buy dragon stuff here babe?”
Dragon “Oh dragons are my hyperfixation”
Smm “what the heck is that? Oh well doesn't matter. Here is $5000, buy every dragon here! love you babe”
Dragon “I love you too 宝贝“
(Drawing this in comic form eventually lol)
-CONSTANT BEACH DATES
dragon doesn’t mind tho he just likes to hang out with macho and macho loves to show him off and teach him how to surf (plus dragon gets to show off his cool dragon leg tattoos which is another headcannon i need to draw)
-they watch reality tv together and dragon loves to hear macho talk about the show and relationships in depth
Smm: “ that big Ed dude where do I start on HIM!”
Dragon: “um tell me his most infamous moment 宝贝”
Smm: *queue 90 day fiancé rant*
-dragon is spoiled rotten by macho, like down right decomposed rotten. dragon even mentions smth he wants and it’s his the next day
Dragon: “OMG THAT IS SO COOL” (probably a dragon figure)
Smm: “OMG YEAH BAE That’s so radical”
(already buying it on Amazon prime WITH next day delivery)
-like only Heike and soda know even though it’s really obv if people thought about it (and tbh if you asked macho he would so flex his “radical partner” or if you asked dragon he would gush about how amazing macho is as a boyfriend )
-GYM PARTNERS!!! Dragon helps macho on leg day and vice versa. Each of them are each other's spotter and motivate each other during sets.
Smm: “ PUMP IT BABE!! YOU GOT IT!!”
Dragon: “Focus 宝贝! I know you can do it!”
-dragon will climb on machos back randomly (he needs to be swears)
-Macho does Q and A live streams with dragon JUST off screen and ignores questions about him (he does a lil trolling)
Smm: “Welcome to another TUBULAR stream from SUPER MACHO MAN RAHH!”
“Give yours truly some questions dudes and dudettes”
(And Dragon just be Reading diary of a wimpy kid in the background) (is that a self projection onto dragon? Yes, it was but I’m not wrong)
-They Have a shared Spotify account and a shared playlist and they both connect their headphones and do smth together!
-on there shares Spotify their playlists would be named by macho and have really fun names (eg:)
EPIC RADICAL TUBULAR BEACH VIBES (macho’s personal playlist)
THE BAES TOTALLY SICK PLAYLIST (Dragon’s personal playlist)
AWESOME TOGETHER WITH THE BABE PLAYLIST (self explanatory)
-macho sleeps in bare minimum Pjs and dragon wears a full on dragon onesie
-they cook together but macho had a home chef as a kid so he kinda bad at it so dragon helps a lot and they have fun!
-Dragon LOVES to share his favourite Chinese dishes and macho demolishes it ALL
-play Roblox together (macho always convinces him play the dress up games but they still have fun)
Smm: “UGH who does SHE think she is getting a higher rating then my GNARLY outfit!!!”
Dragon: “ Your outfit is my favourite so it wins in my eyes!”
Smm: “thanks babe let’s beat these bogus outfits!”
OK THAT'S ALL OMG THIS IS SO LONG BUT I'M LOW KEY DELUSIONAL ABOUT SPINKICKS
if you read this far, thanks for listening to my crazy rambling about my rare pair! I love 'em so much and expect more spinkicks content in the future!
#punch out#punch out wii#super punch out#super macho man#dragon chan#spinkicks#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HELP#🐉💳
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how would each manager (especially winston) react to a toon coming in, giving them a cup of soup and a blanket, and then refusing to fight and just. staying.
Random Corporate Clash Headcanons, Giving Them Soup and a Blanket Edition
Okay sure you get extra HCs for PRR. As a treat.
Duck Shuffler
🎰"Thankth!"
🎰 Doesn't question it and just enjoys his soup and free blanket
🎰 Doesn't mind talking to the toon
Prethinker
🧠Tells the toon to leave
🧠When they don't, he says leave NOW or else he'll make them leave
🧠He throws away the soup and the blanket and says they're probably bugged or poisoned... but a part of him is sad to do it
Derrick Man
🛢️Kinda just stares for a while
🛢️Eventually says, "I assume you're not going to leave?"
🛢️Just grumbles and accepts his free stuff. Tries not to talk to the toon
Deep Diver
🫧Is a bit surprised, but says thank you and accepts the gifts
🫧When she notices the toon is staying, she tries to start up a deep conversation about something. Probably ocean life TBH
🫧He might also try to give them something in return as a thank you, even if it's just a good deed
Rainmaker
⛈️She's clearly very surprised, but accepts it
⛈️After a while, shyly asks the toon if they wanna play a game like Hopscotch or Toono
⛈️Will feel like she owes them and try to come up with a thank you gift
Land Acquisition Architect
🚦A bit surprised, but he's not gonna pass up the opportunity for free stuff
🚦Asks the toon why they're just freely givin' stuff away- them here blankets are real expensive in today's market! Do they have a fortune to waste?!
🚦Lets them stay to chat with him. Only as a treat for wasting their money {which he will tell them about but refuse to refund any part of because he may be nice enough to tell you but he's still a little greedy}
Gatekeeper
⚔️Scoffs and throws the soup away right in front of the toon
⚔️How DARETH they assume Holly Grayelle would even want to consider forming associations with such lowly filth?
⚔️Either sells the blanket for cheap as a "biohazardous cloak" or shoves it back in the toon's face
Witch Hunter
🔱Basically tells the toon to go away
🔱Burns the blanket and tosses away the soup
🔱Threatens to dispose of the toon next if they don't get out of his sight in the next 3 seconds
Public Relations Representative
🧱He's really shocked and taken aback at first
🧱This... all of this for him? Are they sure? ..........Are they trying to schmooze him?
🧱Is it poisoned?
🧱He hesitantly accepts it and gives the soup broth a small sip.
🧱 Doesn't really eat any more of it until long after the toon leaves and it's gone cold, but he does eventually eat all of it
🧱When the toon is there he slowly warms up to them but is still kinda hesitant
Bellringer
🔔Gracefully accepts the gifts and thanks them
🔔I hope this toon really likes gossip because that's what he's gonna do. He's such a loudmouth who just... LOVES talking. Like a lot.
🔔There will probably be a good amount of bell ringing
Multislacker
🥪"Huh...? Oh... thanks, I guess."
🥪"Why DID you bring me all of this anyways?"
🥪He just kinda rolls with it and has a conversation with the toon
Mouthpiece
☎️"Why thank you, dear!"
☎️She's very surprised to receive gifts since she's usually the one giving them, but she's happy to get one nonetheless
☎️Will talk for HOURS about her grandkids to the toon and then apologize at the end for rambling and holding them up
Major Player
🎹He's not too surprised since he gets gifts from fans sometimes
🎹He's more than happy to stay and have a bit of a chat or even dance
🎹When he eats the soup, there is... very loud piano key smashing sounds
Firestarter
🔥 Hesitantly accepts them and kinda mutters a thanks to the toon
🔥When they stay, he asks if there's something wrong
🔥Might have some small talk with the toon
Plutocrat
🌑Asks them why they thought bringing soup into his office was a good idea and points out that it's already frozen now
🌑Sighs when they stay and tells them they're gonna be the one needing the blanket they just gave him
🌑Asks his Satellite Investors to either "persuade" them into joining or escort them out
Treekiller
🪵Accepts it because who doesn't take free stuff?
🪵Asks them if they're tryna cut things they don't need out of their life
🪵Doesn't really talk much if the toon tries to talk to him, but also doesn't really seem to care if they stick around
Chainsaw Consultant
🪚Silently accepts the gifts with a "I mean okay but why though?" look on his face
🪚Um... so I don't really know how this guy could eat food so???? Does he even eat the soup???
🪚The blanket will at least be much appreciated, though... But it may or may not now be used for him to just sleep in his office to cut out transportation times to and from work so he can be more efficient
Featherbedder
💤Accepts it and eats the soup right away
💤Then kinda curls up with the blanket and takes a nap... LOL
💤Zzzzzzz....
Pacesetter
👟Trying to flatter someone as perfect as him? Well, he'll accept the gifts and say the toon should be grateful he's even doing that much for them
👟Asks them why they're still there and if they're just trying to waste his time
👟Just eats the soup, puts the blanket somewhere for later, and tries to ignore the toon and tells them to go away and stop wasting his time
#toontown#ttcc#corporate clash#toontown corporate clash#headcanon#ttcc headcanons#duck shuffler#prethinker#derrick man#deep diver#rainmaker#land acquisition architect#gatekeeper#witch hunter#public relations representative#bellringer#major player#mouthpiece#multislacker#firestarter#plutocrat#treekiller#chainsaw consultant#featherbedder#pacesetter
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Liveblogging Dracula Daily - May 3
So... apparently today is a tumblr holiday considering how much this particular tag is skyrocketing to trending, so I decided to subscribe to Dracula Daily and experience the story for the first time this way.
Yeah, I've never read Dracula, and basically all I know about it is vampires and Transylvania (spelling?) and that MatPat went viral for a... chair scene I probably don't need to go into detail about (only because I'm sure the venn diagram of people who read DD and people who follow MatPat already know about it).
So... enjoy this girl's first look into this 127-year-old book. First entry, let's go!
First off, I don't think I'll be able to read this without picturing MatPat as Jonathan so that is just going to stick around. Late trains are a plague on the world, one time my dad and I were up until about 3 in the morning waiting for a layover train in Chicago. Fun times.
OK one thing I do know about this is that there's a weird amount of recipe-tracking and apparently paprika so just for funsies I'm gonna keep a count of both. Recipe count: 1 (chicken w/ red pepper) ; Paprika: 1 (name of chicken).
Ooh, the British Museum! *insert joke about stolen artifacts here* Yeah, big brain moment to actually look into the country you're traveling to. I feel like that's something I would fail to do tbh.
I should probably keep track of all this. Carpathian mountains contain Transylvania, Moldavia, Bukovina. And the castle isn't on any maps which nowadays would probably be suspicious but I guess back in 1897 it wouldn't have turned so many heads. Oh this next section is all geography isn't it
Ok. Saxons and Wallachs in the South, and Wallachs are descended from Dacians. Magyars in the West, and Szekelys in East and North. ...no disrespect to any of these groups if they're real (I'm not sure) but these names look a bit like someone trying to scoot around the rules with a word in scrabble. Oh and apparently the Szekelys are descended from the Huns (Let's get down to business!!!). And all of the superstitions in the world are written down in one place in these mountains? Logistics?
"I did not sleep well, though my bed was comfortable enough" literally me every night this past week. Might be time to go back on the melatonin. Paprika count: 2 (cause of weird dreams? Can paprika give you weird dreams? *google* doesn't look like it) Ohhhh the paprika made him thirsty so he was up all night drinking water. That makes more sense.
Oh my god Paprika count: 3. Part of his breakfast. Incidentally, Recipe count: 2 (corn flour porridge and eggplant stuffed with... whatever forcemeat is. Mixture of meat and vegetables. Okay then) Ha! And again with the late trains. It really sucks when you do so much to be on time for something and then the something decides to make itself late.
Well now I wanna see this scenery out the train cause it's described super pretty. Alright these are some very interesting-looking outfits being described here. Cowboy hats? Were those even a thing when this book came out? I mean obviously yes they were if they're in this but like... what.
OK Bistritz is the town near the castle, yes? And apparently this town has been through some stuff. 13,000 death count, yikes!
I love how this guy is so happy his hotel is old-fashioned. Like that's such a definite eager history nerd moment. I can see why tumblr likes this guy.
Well that letter is a lot more friendly than I'm aware this turns out. I guess I'll see how it turns batshit crazy in the next couple days? I don't actually know how this story is really paced, but hopefully the next update happens tomorrow cause I really like this.
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