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dazaii-osamuu · 4 hours
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Well, I tend to make more horrible life choices, so you could take a guess on why I had to check mine. On that note, I know. I only want to point that out, can I not?
Now now, don't act like it's a not a pretty great and interestingly loose together connection. The symptoms are really showing, other me.
Sudden, unexplainable stomach pain. Can this night get any worse.
I'm ending it all if this continues.
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dazaii-osamuu · 4 hours
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Since we're the same person, I can confidently deny that already for you, unfortunately~ There's still a chance. So it's really best if you did now, after everything we can compile from this conversation alone!
Sudden, unexplainable stomach pain. Can this night get any worse.
I'm ending it all if this continues.
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dazaii-osamuu · 4 hours
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Sounds like a horrible excuse if you ask me. Why don't you get yourselves checked up on that, hmm?
Sudden, unexplainable stomach pain. Can this night get any worse.
I'm ending it all if this continues.
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dazaii-osamuu · 4 hours
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Current counts: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Instead of groaning and smashing my head down on the table in regret of the things I do I just yell "FUCK" loudly as if someone was giving me a blowjob
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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"Don't know the cause of it," so unplanned pregnancy is basically what you're telling me
Sudden, unexplainable stomach pain. Can this night get any worse.
I'm ending it all if this continues.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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I'm done here.
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I think you sent this to the wrong guy.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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No no no I’m not suicidal I’m *checks notes* happy to be here?
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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so we're all collectively getting our shit rocked by declining mental health right now?
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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sorry i haven't replied i dont feel like a person
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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How about yours, hm?
hot or cold weather my friend
If I really had a pick, I wouldn't. I have a love-hate relationship with both types, so I'd say mild in a more specific sense.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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I think I've made a mistake.
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I think you sent this to the wrong guy.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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it always kills me how quick everyone is to disregard dazai's suicide attempts. our introduction to him and kunikida is his throwing himself in a river and kunikida getting on his ass for messing with his schedule. the next day, dazai shoves himself into a barrel and ends up in pain, nowhere near dying, and when he calls for help, everyone ignores it except for atsushi who'd literally just met him.
it's like telling someone with a self-harm addiction they're not going deep enough. he's obsessed with the idea of death and time and time again it's pounded into him that no one gives a damn. all it his, his being so obviously suicidal, is an inconvenience. and he plays into it too. he makes a big deal out of nothing and everyone else has grown so used to him it's never noticed when it's way more than that.
he's not even trying to hide it, how not-okay-he-is, and has manipulated it so that people still look past him.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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hot or cold weather my friend
If I really had a pick, I wouldn't. I have a love-hate relationship with both types, so I'd say mild in a more specific sense.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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Don't worry, I will. I'm not that forgetful...
Hm? Ah, would you like me to listen to it?
I'll keep it in mind for some other time, however. I'm too busy having to pause my own music I was playing just so I could be listening to a free podcast my neighbors run.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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It's fine, really. I wouldn't blame you,
Though I'm pretty sure I'd be the one carrying the kid.
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I think you sent this to the wrong guy.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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https://youtu.be/hVPff92tkBE?si=TOt5O2J-3YgedWRj
No.
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dazaii-osamuu · 5 hours
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Hm? Ah, would you like me to listen to it?
I'll keep it in mind for some other time, however. I'm too busy having to pause my own music I was playing just so I could be listening to a free podcast my neighbors run.
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