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salamispots · 10 months

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do you think Link's used the master sword to chop up veggies

#fandom feels #artists on tumblr #legend of zelda #takes place sometime after botw and before totk?#sequential #comics #went a little art feral today hsjdfjd #wheezing laughing #was trying to figure out noises for the sheikah pad ??

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flowersforvax · 1 year

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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid.#250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

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artlefty · 7 months

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Sometimes I read a tma fic that has the tea martin is serving be like some...fancy herbal or floral stuff.

My dude, come here for a second-

This is a workplace in England. It is Tetley. It is PG Tips. It is yorkshire gold.

It is NOT ginger hibiscus or green tea or fuscia with parma violets. it is a cuppa. It is a regular ass cuppa tea with some milk in it. Maybe some sugar.

Serving unprompted herbal tea to a coworker is a violent act of hatred. It is a decree of warfare.

Your boss asks you to make them a cuppa and you put Ginseng Green Sea Buckthorn tea on their desk? You are telling them you hate their guts. You are letting them know that you think they are the worst person on Earth.

#im wheezing #this is all LH #and i love herbal tea #but it does make me laugh #tmaposting #tma #the magnus archives

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kedreeva · 3 months

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I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this

with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.

I'mc rying

i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like

her name's Fluffy

#turkeys #turkey #birds #bird #I can't #I wheezed laughing #MA'AM PLS #I have seen some hens with a LITTLE extra feathering #like a thicker mane down the spine #or a little extra around the ear feathers or something #but never like this #this gal heard “bearded hen” and got the SPIRIT all right #look at her little fuckin' eyebrows!!!!#GOD if I wasn't neck deep in peafowl breeding I would take her to breed feathered-headed turkeys #I would just keep picking the ones with the most feathers on their heads until they were plumed

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buttered-milky · 4 months

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Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.

This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this

Thang. Smaug. If you even care

#the hobbit #lotr #please this is the best and funniest idea I’ve ever had #also if he actually looked like this I’d wheeze laugh #just #the potential this has #local beastie hyped up to be the worst creature of the millenium #local beastie also looks like a sock puppet.#smaug #smaug the dragon #sand boa #I love sand boas a lot btw I’m not making fun of them in a mean way #that’s a banger evolutionary adaptation it just #well it also looks like if u put googly eyes on a Tube

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

#featuring the moment everyone found out he was awake #poor dude woke up w/ his arm missing and got Tackled full-speed by 8ft of manic caterpillar #in my mind after howdy stops his 'holy shit youre up' ramble #he suddenly goes dead serious and grabs barn by the lapels and essentially goes 'say something funny. do it. now. make me laugh'#barnaby stammers out the Worst joke of his life #and howdy laughs so hard he stops making noise & just. collapses. wheezing #poor dude's lost it...#meanwhile wally is standing there buffering bc uhhhhhh He Hasnt Spoken To Barnaby In Decades #and is trying to remember their dynamic / how to act around him #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and then we've got a moment from act two!!! yippee!!!!#i wont say anything about whats going on beyond the obvious in that scribble

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tervaneula · 1 year

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#whyyyyy is this so funny to me #i saw the cover and wheeze-laughed at this so long i thought i was gonna faint #ilu raph #rottmnt #rottmnt comic issue 3 #rise raph #edit #pls the comics were so much fun i am heartbroken that there isn't MORE

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skylarkking · 1 month

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Fuggin...

Pain meda man.

Has me more fucked up than TFP Megatron's eyes bro.

Homegirl looking goofy af out here.

#transformers #transformers prime #tfp #tfp megatron #insert wheeze laugh here #high posting #ramblings

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l3viat8an · 4 months

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Satan: MC why do you spend so much time in Levi’s room?

MC: I’m easily entertained by small things! (smiling innocently)

(all the brothers trying not to laugh and looking at Levi who’s bright red and running from the room.)

MC:…..what?….did I say something wrong?

(a few days later)

MC:(standing outside of Levi’s bedroom door) Levi I’m sorry, you know I didn’t mean it like that!!!

Levi:(definitely not sobbing in his locked room) But it sounded like that!!!

(Totally not inspired by something I did to my poor boyfriend at a family dinner a few days ago)

Helspshksjsjsjw oh, poor, poor Levi- the others are never gonna let him hear the end of that!!

#the way I wheezed-#thank you for the laugh nonnie!!!#anon!#obey me!#obey me shenanigans #obey me crack #obey me mc #obey me levi #obey me suggestive #om!#lolol #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

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salamispots · 1 year

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have yall read the new episode because it's quite

shocking

read Iris Complex on Tapas! :0

#wheezing laughing #couldn't resist lMAO #iris complex #webcomic #tapas

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bones-of-a-rabbit · 6 months

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they r compeeting,,,,, for ur HEART

ive been sitting on this idea for the pawn au for so long n last night i was asked to make some fluff of the Angst Supreme au so uh. this is way way lower effort than it should be but at least its smthn ig skjdfhsdjkfhsdf

i forget who it was who coined the term 'gigachad Eclipse' on my blog but fam i think abt u and ur brilliant brain every day. ur a gift to this world

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technovillain · 9 months

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this came to me in a vision while i was at work.

#please laugh #i couldnt stop wheezing to myself over this #u guys seem to really like my shitty joke comics in the past so enjoy #sasha nein #morceau oleander #coach oleander #psychonauts #kiwidoodles

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cellgatinbo · 7 months

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cellbit: what the fuck- who brought foolish here???

quackity: THERE'S THE DOOR.

foolish/slime: that's- THAT IS A WINDOW.

quackity: EXACTLY.

#qsmp #quackity #cellbit #slimecicle #help there are way too many people to tag. i'm simply not doing that #but shoutout to pac- '👍 i'm down. i'd use it every day'#dunno if someone clipped this already but it made me wheeze laughing #foolish

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wrenhavenriver · 8 months

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#baldur's gate #baldursgateedit #bg3edit #gamingedit #astarion #kgifs #kgifs: bg #i knew a zinger was coming and i still wheeze laughed #i hate him lmao #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers

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see-arcane · 6 months

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Jack: Van Helsing and I, the definitely-for sure canniest minds of the team, are keeping a close watch on Mina for signs of too much visible vampiritis. If her teeth get too pointy we'll sadly have to break out the stake and saw maneuver, as his been discussed and demonstrated to the entire group via Lucy and our Dracula plans. Thank goodness Harker is totally oblivious to our suspicions! Isn't that right, Harker?

Jonathan 'Spent Two Months in Vampire Hell, Fresh from Watching All His Allies Swear to Murder His Wife If She Got Too Dracula'd, Has Been Sleeping with Said Wife Every Day/Night, Has Not Let Go of His Giant Fuckoff Knife Since October 3rd' Harker, whetting the kukri until it's an atom wide as he casually takes stock of everyone's throats: No sir :) Haven't even the tiniest inkling :)

Jack: Excellent, you just keep those cold hands steadily sharpening that knife and stay ignorant to our tragic-wise machinations

Jonathan: Will do :)

#Quincey; in his laconic mental journal: 'So Jack and the professor are gonna fucking die if I don't keep an eye on this shit'#I said it last year I'll say it again #Jack would be the first one to die in a horror movie #'Harker would lose his nerve if he knew what we were considering!'#MY GUY HE WAS FUCKING SITTING THERE IN RAGE-GRIEF TEARS WHEN YOU ALL PROMISED TO KILL HER #HE IS IN THE SAME ROOM/BED AS HER 99% OF THE TIME #RENFIELD IS WHEEZE-LAUGHING AT YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE #THIIIIIIIIIIINK!#jack seward #jonathan harker #mina harker #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily

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brainrotdotorg · 9 months

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is someone going to get mad at me for saying this

#disco elysium #i laughed so hard at this i couldnt breathe for a solid 5 seconds #red faced holding my sides wheezing pressure in my cheeks laughter #jean vicquemare #yeah im putting it in the character tag. if jeanlikers cant laugh at this then i dont know what to tell them #hungry faced gil #monster factory

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