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#i couldnt stop wheezing to myself over this
technovillain · 10 months
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this came to me in a vision while i was at work.
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quodekash · 8 months
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CONTINUING EPISODE 5
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sorry bro, she's into women
which is totally fair, have you SEEN women????
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she's AGGRESSIVELY trying to communicate her love of women with him
HES SO JEALOUS THIS IS HILARIOUS
(its reminding me of sound getting really angry when pat suggests that tiw might like win)
(I PHYSICALLY CANNOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SATANG AND PERTH SIBLINGS AGENDA, IM SORRY (im not sorry))
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IT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOSH
I LOVE
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LMAO
NICE ONE
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OML
IM WHEEZING
I THINK HE DREW HIM AS HANDSOME SQUIDWARD
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
IM DYING
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THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY
OML ITS 1 IN THE MORNING I NEED TO BE QUIET AND NOT WAKE EVERYONE UP BUT IM LAUGHING SO HARD
it's been over three minutes straight of me just laughing at this
im losing my mind
EVERY TIME I THINK IVE CALMED DOWN, I OPEN UP THE YOUTUBE TAB AGAIN, AND THEN IT BRINGS ANOTHER BURST OF LAUGHTER
I quite literally laughed about the handsome squidward drawing for nearly 5 whole minutes
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OH MY GOODNESS
AND HE GETS A BASKETBALL THROWN AT HIM????
ARE WE ABOUT TO GET GUYNAWA CONTENT AS WELL???
WHEN I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDNT GET ANY BETTER OMG
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THEY ARE FLIRTING
TAKE NOTES, GUYS, THIS IS FLIRTING
i... have never been flirted with before. nor have I ever flirted with someone before. (at least to my knowledge)
BUT THEYRE FLIRTING GUYS THYERE FLIRTING
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oh you wanna make out with him so bad
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THEYRE FLIRTING SO HARD
THEYRE JUST TRYNA GET EACH OTHER'S ATTENTION
JUST MAKE OUT GUYS, ITLL BE A MORE PRODUCTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME
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PO4ENKWGOPILVJWENJKGSVOJW3E4HIBSJGJPOINVOP4JWEOPINSGD
THEY SHOOK HANDS
THEIR HANDS ARE HOLDING EACH OTHER
ALSO: THEY HAVE TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR AT LEAST A WHILE
AND THEN THEYRE GONNA GET USED TO BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER WITH THE FRIENDLY BANTER THROWN IN THERE FOR SPICE
AND THEN THEYRE GONNA MAKE OUT OR SMTH
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WOAH
W O A H
WOAH BUDDY
I COULD FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION OF THAT THROUGH THE SCREEN
they just need to slap their bodies against each other (clothes optional)
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THE HEAD TILT
HES SO ATTENTIVE
LOOK AT THE LONGING LOVING STARE
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I have no idea who this is.
but I am very much in love with her
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the amount that he cares about him is literally insane and its making me insane
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THE LOCKS
OH MY GOODNESS
aw nooo sailom is sad bc he knows kang likes pimfah :(
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WHAT DOES HE NEED TO DO
IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK???
IS HE GONNA PUT UP HIS OWN LOCK AND ITLL BE LIKE LOCKED WITH SAILOMS OR SMTH?????
OMG OR MAYBE
MAYBE HE'S GONNA TRIP OVER IN THE ENGINEERING SQUARE THINGY
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oh :(
but the sad piano music is playing and its showing sailom's face
im wanting to think that sailom's gonna turn around bc he's sad, and as soon as he starts walking away, kang's gonna suddenly have a realisation and he'll change his mind and he'll put the lock with sailom's, but im definitely delusional
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what.
hang on
im so confused right now
she... likes sailom?
what?????
I-
wh
what????
I wasn't expecting a love triangle like this???
IM LITERALLY SO CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON
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GIVE ME ANSWERS BITCH
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dude.
DUDE.
D U D E
THE WAY THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM RN??????
ITS MAKING ME EVEN MORE CONFUSED
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D U D E
YOU'RE FOCUSSING SO MUCH ON HIS LIPS THERE HAD TO BE A ZOOM IN SHOT
THERE IS NO HETERO EXPLANATION
I WAS SO SURE KANG WOULD REALISE HIS FEELINGS TODAY BUT ITS JUST GOTTEN SO BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT HIM
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O K A Y
OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY
OKAY
ITS ALL GOOD
THANK GOODNESS
SO HE'S GONNA *PROPERLY* REALISE HIS FEELINGS NEXT WEEK AND HES GONNA DANCE AROUND TELLING HIM FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE AND THEN THEYRE GONNA KISS AT THE END GJREKDBG I CANT WAIT
im so proud of myself for being right about that. I predicted that they're gonna kiss next week. im so freaking awesome
in other news: I am not okay
IN OTHER OTHER NEWS: IT'S ONLY 1:45AM TODAY AND IVE ALREADY FINISHED, IM DOING BETTER THAN I DID LAST WEEK
goodnight folks, and keep breathing drts
peace out ✌️
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strawberry-possum · 4 years
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Just the idea of wearing a grey shirt and black shorts makes me uncomfortable and today I accidentally did that and by the time I realized (which was like five or six hours into the day I guess I really don't pay attention to what I wear lol) it was too late bc people had already seen what I was wearing so if I randomly changed for no reason in the middle of the day it'd look weird and every time I remember I die a little inside
#btw it makes me uncomfortable bc thats the uniform for pe#pe is just a really big stresser lol#even the fun units like badminton and frisbee!#bc i have A Lot Of Problems with my body#and in the back of my mind during pe im always kinda thinking about them#like#what if my back goes out if i make that jump? and then i imagine how id stiffen in pain and gasp and try not to cry and slowly and#carefully make my way over to the teacher and maybe one of my classmates would ask me whats wrong and i wouldnt be able to answer wo crying#a little etc etc#or ill imagine what would happen if i pushed myself too hard and i couldnt stop coughing and wheezing and id fall to the ground dizzy and i#wouldnt be able to breathe and maybe id even black out a little and id have to be practically carried to the nurses office bc i cant stop#wheezing etc etc#those are the two major things i think about#but i also imagine like#breaking bones and getting concussions and falling on my arm so hard it snaps in half and theres nothing that can be done for it so they#have to amputate it and ive thought a /lot/ about what limbs id prefer to have amputated and lemme say hands down id much rather lose my#right leg#bc my right arm is what i use the most and it sounds dumb but i cant imagine not having my scars on my left arm and leg#idk#during pe i just cant stop thinking about my body breaking and failing#and i guess ive associated that mindset with being in a fucking grey shirt and black shorts#i feel like theres tw tags for this but ill be damned if i can think of what theyd be
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imaginationlover101 · 3 years
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Gold Fish & Apple Juice
Stiles Stilinski x reader
Summary: When all of your friends are out of school and only Stiles and Isaac are left. Who knows what crazy antacis the day will go up in.
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Readers POV:
It was a beautiful Thursday afternoon and I couldn't wait for our day off tomorrow, but unfortunately for us that only meant another day of supernatural disasters.
While I thought today was going to be a great day with my friends I was rather wrong. Scott and Liam ditched school today according to a very important "Supernatural" situation. Then on top of that Allison and Lydia were too busy studying for their French test so I haven't seen them at all either. So go figure today of all days I was stuck with the 2 guys I have secret crushes on and there names happen to be Stiles, and Isaac.
But even when I thought things were getting better, it only got weirder. The whole moring I got the vibe that Stiles and Issac wanted nothing to do with each other so I left it alone.
Anyways back to my story, now here's where the day started to go wrong. Every moring I pick Stiles and Scott up before school, but since Scott wasn't here I asked Isaac if he wanted a ride. But the minute I picked him up, Stiles kept on locking the doors not letting him to come in. Finally he let him in and after 15 minutes of awkward silence between the three of us we finally walked into school.
Now heres when it got even worse. The minute after we got into school Isaac almost slammed Stiles fingers in his locker. After that to get back at him Stiles threw Isaacs Apple in a tree.
Now I was just waiting for Isaac to do something to Stiles, but so far we were in the clear. Until this happened
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I just couldn't help myself from looking at Stiles playing lacrosse. Even though most of the time he was on the bench he even made sitting down look good. I decided to pay attention back to the cheerleaders since I was the coach and wasnt doing anything.
I decided that I should be a good leader and get back to class until I heard a high pitched scream. I thought it came from one of the girls but go figure it was from Stiles.
"Brooke, can you teach the class for a minute?" I say already jogging towards the field. I saw all of the boys huddled up in a circle. I immediately saw coach first off to the side and went up to him.
"Coach what happened?" "Well Billinski is down because Isaac hit him with a ball on his head and in his his his-" Coach couldnt even get out another word because he couldn't stop laughing and starts pointing to Isaac.
Isaac looks me dead in the eye, looking at me almost scared. I move my way past all the boy and give Issac a "really" look. Coming closer near Stiles he wasnt even facing towards me just was groaning with his face on the floor in pain.
I guess Coach finally decided he had enough and blew the whistle. "BOYS stop looking at Billinski and go and do warm ups on the side." As the boys ran off I started to talk to Stiles.
"Stiles honey it's Y/N" "Oh God Y/NN I'm in pain nnnn!" "Oh god ummm you want me to take you to the nurse?" I say looking at him as he flips over. I push some hair out of his eyes. "But I have-" "Stillinski don't even think about it I was going to bench you anyways, go to the nurse" Coach says blowing his whistle again. "Well that was harsh" I said whispered.
"Can you get up?" I said to Stiles "Yeah I can try." I try and help Stiles off the ground when Isaac comes running from across the field with a question. "Do you need-" "Don't even think about it were fine, right Y/N!" " Yeah we're fine" I say struggling to get Stiles up.
Stiles and I walk until we get to the bleachers where the cheerleaders are. "Can you sit down for a minute I have to tell the girls?"" I guess so" Stiles says wheezing sitting on the bench. Meanwhile I go tell the girls to continue practicing and then I went back to Stiles. "Are you done now, you know I'm offended that you had to talk to them I could have been dying" Stiles says with a raspy voice. I keep coughing dramatic while Stiles and I are trying to make it to the school.
So as Stiles and I are hopping our way to the school, and while I'm silently struggling to keep him up we finally made it to the nurses office. We see Nurse Kelly and she gives us a questionable look knowing that she'd already seen Stiles 5 times before that. "What happened now?" she asking us getting the thermometer out.
Stiles and I sat on the bench trying to catch our breath. "Isaac hit him in the head with a lacrosse ball and I forced him to come to make sure he doesn't have a concussion." I said still out of wheezing. "Why am I not surprised with you two."
Nurse Kelly goes over symptoms Stiles might have and says no to everyone. Kelly then gives us Goldfish and Apple juice to becsuse of the "heat" but were happy knowing it was our favorite snacks. "You both can stay here until the period ends. I'll just be in my office finishing things." She says as she walks into her office.
Stiles and I decided to stay because we both knew there was no way we were going back out. I rested my head on Stiles shoulder and asked him one more question.
"Are you sure you're really ok?" " I'm fine Y/N" he says, looking at me. "You know I'm gonna beat Isaac up after this" I say to Stiles proudly. "Ok sunshine." Stiles says kissing the top of my head.
Even though the day might of had a bad outcome this moment had to be my favorite. So as I sat there eating Goldfish and drinking Apple juice with my best friend, I felt at ease but my crush on my best friend arose even more. I was in deep s***.
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meow-bebe · 3 years
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Pairing: Moon Taeil x reader Genre: fluff, high school au, best friends to lovers Word count: 1.1k Warnings: swearing A/n: psst @neonun-au​ this ones for you! youve been complaining about a lack of taeil content so heres a little something to keep you from having to reread your own work for the next few days heh. oh and google docs was bugging out and i had to write this whole thing on my phone so its unedited oops
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[Taeil: Meet me at the playground in fifteen minutes?]
[You: Dude it’ll be dark soon]
[Taeil: Yeah i know and im sorry]
[Taeil: Please come before i change my mind]
[You: Well at least now i have an excuse to use the super cool lights on my bike wheels]
Your tone is harsher than the meaning behind it, and you’re sure Taeil knows that. He’s your oldest friend, after all.
You’ve been through so much with him. You met him the first day of school, and you clicked immediately. He had been with you through so many things, all your years of school, the time you broke your arm in seventh grade, your first major breakup. And on top of all that, he was the first person you ever truly loved. Not that he knew that of course.
He would do anything for you, and you would do anything for him. Which is probably why you found yourself leaving the house as the sun sinks below the treeline with what could barely even be classified as an excuse left for your mom.
The sky is still light, giving the trees that certain look of darkness that they only can achieve at a very certain time. It’s your favorite time of day, and as you turn your bike onto the path through the woods that connects to the other side of your neighborhood you find that you don’t actually mind that Taeil dragged you out here. The sky is beautiful, sporting the colorful oranges and purples of sunset, and though it’s surprisingly cool for the end of July the weather is perfect.
The wind caresses your face and whistles slightly through your wheels as you pedal quickly to the elementary school. Biking has never been your favorite means of transportation, but it was easy and cheap and if you went farther than over to Taeil’s house you could always get someone to drive you. Usually there would be a lot more complaining involved, but tonight you feel a strange peace amongst the trees despite your heaving breaths.
You catch sight of the pole which may or may not have once had a sign on it that indicates the exit from the path. From there it’s just a short ride down the street and around the corner before the school—and more importantly the playground—rises up before you. The gate has been left open, presumably by Taeil taking the same path, and as you ride through you spot his bike abandoned by the tree he always leaves it by. Taeil sits on the swingset, moving back and forth only slightly. He stares off in the other direction, and he seems nervous. You’ve known him too long and too well to not recognize the way that he obviously wants to fidget but shoves it down in order to remain mostly still.
“Hey!” you call out as you hop off your bike and set it down next to Taeil’s. He whips his head around in surprise and returns his own greeting.
“So what was so urgent that you called me out here to talk now?” you ask as you meander over to the swingset and take a seat on the swing next to Taeil, immediatelykicking at the ground to give yourself a bit of momentum. The nervousness that you detected in his body language a moment before surges up, swelling into his face as he gulps and twists his fingers together.
"Oh, nothing much. How're you?" His words are almost too calm, and he still refuses to meet your eye.
"'Nothing much'?" Your disbelief is obvious as you quirk an eyebrow upward.
"Just answer the question," Taeil mumbles.
You roll your eyes, slowly kicking your legs back and forth. The air has begun to chill slightly, and goosebumps begin to slowly form on your exposed skin. "Oh you know. Still going through constant internal turmoil over college. Go to college with my best friend and not have to separate myself from you or go to the best college for my major. Same old same old. You?"
"I'm in love with you," Taeil blurts out.
Your eyes pop open like a cartoon character's and you just barely manage to stop yourself from falling off your swing in surprise. "Holy fuck."
Silence falls between you as you try to gather your wits enough to form a sentence and Taeil sits statue still. The chorus of cicadas and the wind in the trees hums in the background as your surprise slowly fades enough for you to regain brain function.
"This is nothing much—"
"I understand if you—"
You speak at the same time but quickly cut off, each chuckling slightly. He was still Taeil, and you were still his best friend.
"You go first," you say with a slight smile that Taeil returns, if with slightly less enthusiasm.
"I get it if this makes you uncomfortable," he begins, taking a big breath. "Trust me, it weird me out just as much." You roll your eyes good naturedly and open your mouth to respond but Taeil barrels on like a runaway train. "I'm sorry this is so sudden but I needed to tell you and you've probably going to a different college than me and that's terrifying on it's own but the thought of you never knowing—"
"Taeil," you say, setting a hand on his shoulder, "do yourself a favor and actually breathe." He nods vigorously and wheezes in a breath, looking very much like he was about to continue his crazed monologue. Unfortunately, you couldnt hold yourself together anymore and burst out laughing. "You dumbass!" You finally cackle  "I love you too!"
Now its Taeil's turn to almost fall over in surprise. "What?" You've never heard so much shock in his voice and for half a second you wonder if perhaps you just caused his brain to disintegrate. "Since when?"
You count backwards in your head, finally coming to the right year. "Eighth grade."
"Eighth grade?" He demands. "You mean we could have been dating this whole time?"
You snort out a laugh, "I don't know about that, anyone in their right mind would've dumped tenth grade you."
Taeil grimaces. "Good point."
"But hey," you say, a grin taking over you face, "others may arise but this solves one problem."
"Which is?" Taeil asks, fingers brushing across yours where they grip the chain suspending you from the swing set. You take his hand and swing your conjoined fingers back and forth between you. He offers you a small smile, happiness glowing on his face.
"I know which college I'm going to.”
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@kpopscape​ @neowritingsnet​ @nct-writers​
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megatraven · 2 years
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Ares Doesn't Know What a Meme Is
hi i just wrote this little drabble to make myself laugh :) it was going to be serious but i couldnt stop laughing so i made it into a joke instead
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Ares leans in, his bitter breath washing over her, making her scrunch her nose in disgust. She can't push herself any further from him, backed up against the cold lockers of the archives.
"Aren't you tired of being nice?" he purrs, the fire in his eyes growing wild.
It makes the need to give in to her own anger enticing, and her breath catches in her throat. It's hard to see much of anything beyond the veil of red that drops back over her eyes.
"Don't you just wanna go apeshit?"
She blinks, dread pooling in her stomach for just a moment, and then-
She laughs. Boisterous, loud, and maybe a little unhinged, but she laughs. It shocks Ares enough for him to take a step back, and that gives her the space to bend over wheezing, tears stinging at her eyes.
"Oh my gods! You did not just say that meme to me," she howls, laughter making her knees weak. She's on the floor in the next instant, stomach aching.
"Wh- what? What's a meme?" he asks, genuinely mystified.
It only makes her laugh harder, the sound echoing through the vast emptiness of the archives, and drawing the attention of the few guards placed around the grand room.
They look between her and Ares, the god becoming uncomfortable from her chortles. It was embarrassing.
He turns on his heel and leaves the agents to handle the situation, hoping he never has to face something like that again.
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he choked me so much that i couldnt breathe, not even a little, he said to beg him to let me be but i couldnt say a word, i was just wheezing..he choked me so hard that my voice sounded like a little girls voice..when he letted my throat he wanted me to talk and wanted me to look in his face but i couldnt. his eyes were full of anger and i just couldnt make myself talk. my head is so fucked up rn, i cant stop thinking about it. i saw fucking stars, but not the stars you imagine..just little stars all over my view. i lowkey wanted him to not stop, id die, it wouldnt take long..i felt how i was getting weak and how i couldnt even try to put his hands down anymore or try to gasp for air. when he letted me go i went to bathroom, i threw up, i felt so sick and bad. i could have died yeastrday..by someone elses fault.
12/2/2022
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sleepypeaky · 4 years
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uh oh
Finn shelby x fem reader
request: here are some request ideas just off the top of my head! (3) teenage finn getting his first girlfriend & all his brothers & sister teasing him when they find out. if i can think of anymore i'll send them in! if they're not your thing then there's no pressure❤️
a/n: fidglsjlfk this was so fun to write. also ignore the minor plot changes lfkjd
no one talk about how bad the title is
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“You didn’t have to walk me home.” 
“dont be silly, you’re my girlfriend. Besides, this way i can spend a little more time with you.”
You smiled, bringing your hand to hold his. 
“You knowhsst–”
Suddenly you were being pulled into a narrow alley on the side of the street. Finn pushed against you and hid his face from the two men walking by. His brothers, you presumed. He had told you it would be a nightmare if they caught you two, but you thought it couldnt possibly be that bad.
“Is it really that big a deal if they see us?” You asked.
Finn placed a hand on your cheek, “I know it doesn’t look like it, but it is most definitely a big deal.”
“Ok then.” You smiled and shook your head, “But next time give me a little warning first huh?”
––
“You’re so pretty, you know that?” He whispered.
You grinned, “I could say the same about you, you know.” 
You brought your hand to draw lines on his bare chest, tracing out shapes from freckle to freckle. Meanwhile he just lay and stared, watching every tiny movement.
You brought your hand up to his cheek and moved closer to kiss him. It was soft and warm. His hands went to your waist and brought you closer–
The door banged open. 
“hey finn where the hell is the–” john stopped dead in his tracks.
Finn shot up in the bed and you squealed and pulled the sheets over your -unclothed- body.
“JOHN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?” Finn sputtered out.
John’s eyes were the size of saucers as he rambled out, “I needed more booze and your house was on the way and i have a key and haha holy shit finn you little bastard!” He began to laugh. 
“GET THE FUCK OUT!” Finn yelled. Throwing a glass from the nightstand from which john narrowly dodged, running out the door and slamming it behind him.
Finn plopped heavily down again, heart racing. He looked over at you.
You looked back at him with wide eyes, and bit your lip. 
“Well, i guess the secrets out.”
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The next morning Finn left Artillery square early. He had devised a plan last night: he was going to kill john– and then you said that was impractical, and that he should just talk to him before he told anyone.
So he was off to find john. Which turned out to be easy enough, as when he entered the watery lane house kitchen, practically the whole fucking family was sitting there eating breakfast.
Finn stood still and silent in the doorway, trying to eel out the situation- or rather knowledge level- of the room.
“.........mornin’“ He said, his voice very small.
Various nods and mumbles, none very excited, filled finn with an overwhelming sense of relief. 
And then John spoke,
“So, finn...” he started. 
Fuck.
“I got a call from your neighbor mrs. o’connor this morning....said that you should uh” -He coughed- “keep it down at night or people will talk.”
He broke down wheezing and pounding the table with his fist, no doubt thinking his made up situation was extraordinarily clever. Ada looked up from her paper with wide eyes and her mouth agape. Tommy, who had come in just before the news, sighed and promptly left the room. Polly swatted at john but nothing could be done. Arthur was no help either.
Finn was bright red.
Well, he thought, this is it. My life is over. I might as well throw myself into the cut.
John was beside himself, Arthur was chuckling.
“We’re very happy for you finn.” Ada said, but even she couldnt let go of the humor of the situation and tried to cover her laugh with her hands.
Finn huffed and walked right out of the room. Maybe i’ll change my name, move to america.
“Oh come on finn!” Ada called before knocking again. “John is an ass but you know how he is!”
She heard the lock click and the door opened to reveal a very unamused finn.
“Finny dont let him ruin it for you! Now tell me everything!”
Finn sighed.
“oh also,” ada said. “Here is your key back from john. i made sure to confiscate it to prevent any future events.”
Finn chuckled and took the key.
Anyway, eventually the whole family met and loved you. John apologized to you for bursting in. Finn put a deadbolt on the front door. and all was forgiven.
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siriusanotherside · 3 years
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The only thing I can think now is in Utsuro under the effects of the Despair Disease (and yes, I know that disease only exists in virtual worlds), because it think the symptoms could make him go from "emotionless" to "dangerously emotional"
Ohhh! Despair Disease is a concept thats so interesting! ( it may be only in virtual world, but its very fun to speculate about! )
High agree on this!
If before being affected, he was emotionless in the sense of being perpetually bored since everything he wants is always delivered without any process so why bother
Then after being affected by despair disease, he would be, like, not numbed towards anything good happening but also with amplified emotions.
It WOULD BE A MESS
Utsuro: TODAY I GOT THE THE BIGGES ICE CREAM AND ITS SO GOOD, ITS MELTING ON MY MOUTH, IT HURTS??! THE ICE !! AAAAA
Utsuro, starts crying: WHY AM I CRYING!?!? WHY AM I CRYING?! AAAA IS THIS DESPAIR?!?!
Utsuro, swinging: DONT HELP ME, I WILL GET OVER THIS MYSELF AND - WHY IS IT NOT STOPPING, WHAT IS THIS, * luckly blankets knocks his balance and he falls on a pile of blankets thats warm and comfy *: Ohh!!! This is so nice!! Its so soft!! i love it !!!
Akane, palms on her mouth, thinking, at first "Oh! Its so nice that Master Utsuro is finally able to experience the happiness his luck br-... OH MY GOD MASTER UTSURO ARE YOU ALRIGHT":
Poor Akane, if not also with it, would be so dijoasdjaso distressed bc she cant help.
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Akane, telling jokes: So, i guess you could say the microwave couldnt... handle it.
Utsuro: *starts chuckling, starts laughing, starts wheezing of laughing so much*
Akane, flustered but also "Technically he is happy but i am afraid he might stop breathing from laughing so much".
Utsuro: WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH THIS IS SO EXHAUSTING, I AM SO TIRED
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Utsuro: You know, Akane
Akane: Yes Master Utsuro?
Utsuro: Thanks for accompanying me, its nice to have company and someone to talk and yell and just who understands and your food is nice and -
Akane: maSTER UTSURo - about to die of, happiness -
Utsuro, swinging: AND WHY MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME? AND LEFT ME? - starts sobbing -
Akane: Oh no -comforts as best as she can while also thinking of murdering Junko for this entire mess-
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Utsuro through it all: I hate it here
Utsuro, when it ends: Plz....come back... the serotonin....
Also Utsuro when it ends: *passes the heck out and sleeps for 1 day out of sheer emotional exhaustation, also his entire face is on fire thanks to moving it a lot*:
(disclaimer: using akane to bounce off because i have no idea of the timeline. Should probably have gone with - if luck gods and nagito exists, then this universe can have a despair disease ... as a treat... since then there would be more people to bounce off djiasojdsaio)
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nctyping · 4 years
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what’d you do
funny that you ask! i had a zoom meeting this afternoon at 1 for my spanish class. we do one every other week or so to ask questions and make sure everyone is on track, but this time my teacher decided she was going to put a password on it. so 12:58 rolls around and i go to zoom and put in the meeting ID and password and the preview for my video pops up. at this point i remember that 3 weeks ago my friends and i used zoom for 9 hours straight throwing a birthday party, and i had watched trolls world tour the night before. i had set my virtual background to a very obnoxious screencap of tiny diamond. i say out loud to myself, “THAT would be embarrassing now wouldnt it,” and delete the image from existence.
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from here, i am sent to the waiting room where i remain in limbo for 17 minutes. im angry because i was watching superm and stopped to join this stupid meeting when i couldve watched at least 3 more performances in the time i was vibing in the waiting room. i get a pop up that the host has removed me from the meeting. kind of weird, but i roll with it. i assume its a glitch and proceed to the home page where i re-enter all the information. but, alas:
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im kind of over it at this point and mildly confused. what did i do to get removed? so, i message my teacher and explain my situation. “hello! i tried to join the zoom call, but it notified me that ive been removed from the meeting? not sure why that is, but i thought id let you know that i did try to join.” more or less.
she replies with six words: “what was the name you entered?”
i begin to sob uncontrollably, remembering that, while i also changed my virtual background for the birthday party, i set my name as “tiny diamond <3.” since the ‘remember my name for future meetings’ box was checked, i had no idea that my name was still tiny diamond heart. my hands are shaking, and i am wheezing so hard that i nearly faint as i type out the most aggressive apology ive ever given. there are so many periods. im texting my group chat videos of my tears as i curse tiny diamond and his future children.
while she reassured me that she kicked me because she didn’t recognize the name and wanted to keep everyone safe, i couldnt help but wonder what threat she thought tiny diamond posed. what is he capable of? what can he do besides force me into experiencing every stage of grief at the same time?
i didn’t attempt to join the meeting again, and i dont know that ill ever come back from this.
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chasing-rabbits · 4 years
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What made you go vegan originally?
Well I was vegetarian after being basically woken up to the truth. I was quite naive and sheltered I guess? Maybe cos I saw cows grazing outside my window we lived next to a small farm and all I ever saw was animals grazing never saw anyone take them away from the field outside my window.Then honestly by this point I was 18 when I went vegetarian. at 15ish I had been seeing doctors I saw 3 different ones I was underweight the dentist thought I was bulimic due to the damage on the back of my teeth from throwing up so much. I complained that when I even try to drink cups of tea I’d often lose the ability to swallow. It didnt effect breathing or anything just I couldnt swallow properly.They said there is nothing for it. Its IBS by the time I saw the 3rd Doctor. When I went vegetarian for the animals some of my symptoms improved I later found out my mum was intolerant to meat and so am I. However when I went to university I went vegetarian the summer before uni started.I ended up eating more junk food and more cheese based foods. At home not by any conscious means but I guess i was eating no where near as much dairy as at uni. I was getting so sick then one day I looked up milk allergies and how they diagnose it. I found out they get you to go dairy free for just over a month the time required for your body to completely get rid of all dairy traces and then they reintroduce it. I didnt exactly plan to reintroduce it as I was eating plant based for just over a month when we went away on holiday to bruge now this was around 5 years ago. They barely understood vegetarian let alone vegan. One day I gave up after literally a few hours finding some where to eat. I ate a bite of cheese pasta and felt light headed dizzy and was wheezing worse than my mum who has asthma.At that point it was clear I have a dairy allergy which has recently been confirmed by a dietitian I am seeing for possible celiac now. Just got the blood test done on that earlier this week.Anyways around that time I was looking into veganism just anything I could find out about it from nutrition to the why. I was genuinely unaware of the baby chicks getting killed for eggs or the dairy cows being pregnant continually to produce milk and the calves being killed as veal and such as ‘waste’ products.I saw Earthlings I cried a lot and that was it really. Because i mean i couldve still had eggs as a vegetarian and be no dairy. But seeing what happens to one day old chicks even now I just want to just no...it makes me teary eyed thinking back to what I saw happen to them. So since then really i’ve been vegan there have been two times where I broke this both times mostly affected by my mental health. I have bipolar and borderline PD and uhh I have issues surrounding certain things and I made poor decisions for about a week or so the two times it happened.Some people cuss me out for this and shit on me but I feel like look whilst mental illness is not an excuse when you’ve developed an unhealthy relationship with food due to years of being scared to eat and being accused of having anorexia. becoming obssessed and fixated on calories and food and intake. When that turns dark and goes the opposite and becoming obssessed with losing weight and then you get put on medication that makes you go from 7st 5ish lbs to over 14 and a half stone in less than 6 months.it’ll fuck with you. I was very underweight and to go from that to double it almost in such a short amount of time I guess just triggered that past behaviours in me. To do anything to lose weight. The medication made me so hungry and I’d get so upset I’d binge eat my emotions away. Then I saw Keto and thought okay I’ll do this. Actually my reasoning behind it was because I am intolerant to meat and I used to think to myself if only I could get the same effect as I did when i ate meat. And then i ended up doing keto and eating meat. See meat would bloat me up after a couple bites i physically couldn’t eat more. I had some really destructive behaviours and thought patterns back then. I basically wanted to make my body bloated and in pain and sick so that I couldn’t eat and would bypass binge eating emotionally and lose weight fast. It didn’t last long before i woke up and was like holy shit Erin not only are you damaging your body you’re hurting animals and I snapped out of it. The other time I dont remember what happened I think it might’ve been when I was manic. Unfortunately when I am manic aside from last year every other year ive had a manic episode ive not been lucid Im very much not as aware or in control in that I feel like im almost an outside watching in but i cant keep up. And then even now I cannot remember the mania I had the year before last its so hazy to me I remember very little of it. Last year was the first year i was with it lucid and able to remember it. Which honestly was weird because its like you see yourself doing the stuff except you still struggle or cannot stop it. So its still really odd and because youre aware of what you are doing but lack the ability to often prevent the actions people don’t quite get it its like how can you be so aware yet keep doing it.Anyways I got sidetracked! I guess i feel i have to explain why I ended up twice in the 5yrs ive been vegan going back to meat. But yeah I am not at that point anymore in my life where I have those negative behaviours surrounding that particular issue at least thank god. So I found veganism through health issues and stayed for the animals and ethics. Honestly though if someone watches Earthlings and doesn’t go vegan I dont know how that even happens its so the most upsetting unsettling devastating video to watch and a real reality check to what truly happens.
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virgilantejustice · 5 years
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Heartbreak: The infection
I wrote this a while ago, because apparently i love to torture myself and my characters. I wouldn’t say that it is part of the main story, and i dont know if it really adds anything, hell, it might make it worse, but i wanted to write it. Read at your own peril, because im not sure if it ruins the whole thing or not.
chapter one    chapter two    chapter three    on the church steps    sea of stars    (this one fits in here)
Word count: ~2000
Trigger warnings: Major character death, injury/mutilation, murder, crying
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A year later.
The sun was rising, and the light was streaming through the stained glass windows and striking the floor in multicoloured rays. Logan saw the light dancing on the inside of his eyelids even before he opened them, to see Patton lying beside him, smiling in his sleep.
“Hey, Sleepy Head,” Logan murmured. Patton groaned and swiped sleepily at him with his eyes closed, his hand in totally the wrong place. Logan laughed gently and shook his shoulder.
“Whaaaaaat?” he groaned with a giggle, opening his eyes and sitting up on his elbows.
“Time to get up,” Logan replied, slowly getting to his feet and pulling on his clothes. Patton moaned and did the same. When he was done, he straightened Logan’s tie (a remenant from his last life that he was determined to keep a hold of) and planted a light kiss on his cheek, the sun creating a halo in his messy morning hair.
They smiled at each other for a moment, Logan didn’t even realise that he was leaning in before Patton broke the eye contact to look at the water container. It was empty.
“Darn it,” Patton said, looking back at Logan. “I’ll go get some more.”
“I’ll get it-”
“I can get it, its fine.” He beamed up at him, brighter than the sun rays that were striking to floor with their golden whips. Then he turned and headed out of the front doors to go to the stream that traipsed down the hill a couple of minutes walk away.
Logan went to knock on Virgil’s door, but it was still pretty early, they needed the sleep. The bags under their eyes had lightened significantly since Logan had found them, but they were still there. A sad reminder of that first day…. No. Not thinking about that. About the ball. About the death. No. Not death. Already dead.
Then Logan heard the door open and he ran to it, eager to take the water from Patton’s hands and lose himself in his eyes, to forget that day. But as soon as he saw him, he stopped in his tracks.
Patton was covering his face with one bloody hand, and the water container was hanging in shreds from the other. He had so much fear in his eyes. Logan reached up a hand of his own and pulled it away, then gasped and stumbled backwards.
He saw something he had hoped, that he had dreamed, he had wished that he would never see, but no one listened to the dreams of the damned. Small blotches of yellow were showing through the freckles that filled Patton’s skin, all across the bridge of his nose.
Logan didn’t look away. Instead he lost himself in the dark passages of his mind, the thing that had always managed to keep him safe, but it was becoming darker by the second. Patton didn’t look away either, but his gaze kept wondering hungrily down Logan’s face to his neck and chest.
“Virgil,” Logan shouted, but the words fought in his throat and came out a a wheeze. His breath hitched, and tears sprung into Patton’s eyes. “Virgil!” he shouted again. He heard the door open, but couldn’t tear his eyes away from Patton’s face. “Go and pack up everything, all the supplies, everything, then wait outside.” His voice was monotone and lifeless, but how the bloody hell was he supposed to inspire joy, or positivity?!
“But-”
“Now!” Logan spun around, marched forwards, and grabbed Virgil’s shoulders, wobbling slightly, so they grabbed his elbows to keep him standing. Logan looked into their eyes and knew that his own were filling with water. “Please!” They looked shocked more than scared, their eyes wide with concern. But after they saw the pure pleading that was in Logan’s own, they shrunk in on themself, and walked from the room.
When Logan turned back around, Patton was lying on the ground. “What are you doing?” he asked in a voice that was shaking with the answer that he had locked away deep in his mind.
Patton smiled up at him, but he couldnt hide the tears that were sliding down his cheeks. “You know what you have to do.”
Logan came and knelt next to him. His hands began to shake. “I cant live without…” His tears choked him, cutting off his words. He pressed his clenched fists to his forehead. He screwed his eyes shut, as if that would make it just go away! “I can’t live without you!”
Patton placed a gentle hand on his arm. Logan opened his eyes, his breath shaking, coming in small gasps. Patton smiled a watery, shivery smile, his eyes glittering. “But I can’t let you die with me.”
Logan’s carefully constructed world was closing in. He already saw the darkness beginning to creep into the corners of the brown in Patton’s. He tried to speak, but his voice had been stolen, silently ripped from his throat.
“Please,” Logan whispered, squinting at Patton’s beautiful face. He had been through so much. They had been through so much together. He couldn’t….
Patton reached up a hand and stroked Logan’s hair back from his face. He leant into the warmth of his hand, tears pooling at the corners of his mouth as his gaze once again flickered down to his neck, furthering the realisation of what he had to do.
Logan pressed his blade to Patton’s throat. It felt so cold in his hand. So cold. So empty and silver and cold. His hand shook so much that he grasped it with the other, his breath was coming in short bursts, and his back was heaving with sobs that burst from his throat like wild animals on the hunt.
“I cant…”
Patton tried to offer him a smile, and lay a hand over his eyes, like a prisoner about to be executed. Logan’s hands still shook, but he pressed down. Patton gasped. Logan whimpered. The shadows in the corners of the chapel were creeping in, wrapping their tendrils around his hands and forcing them down. And in one fluid motion, blood flowed, and the steady rise and fall coming from under his arms stopped.
An immense weight collapsed down on him, and it felt as if the roof had fallen in. Thoughts and feelings raced through his head, filling him to bursting and crushing him from the inside. Crushing him with the pain and the guilt and the love that he would never get back. With the years of hard work and the blood that stained his hands that he knew he could never wash away. With the logic that acted a scaffolding, holding up his universe, being drowned and swept away by clawing, wild, ragged grief.
He began to choke on his own tears, a gushing, swirling, monstrous river ripping through his mind. He was being washed away. He clung onto Patton’s body to stop himself from drowning, clinging to his shoulders, stroking his hair, trying to stop the crimson flood still flowing from him.
He cried. So long. So hard. He cried. He didn’t stop crying for a long time. He couldn’t. He couldn’t even try. And so he cried. He cried and screamed and hugged his boyfriend close to his chest and rocked him back and forth like a mother rocking a child. His tears seeped into his hair and spattered onto his face, coating it with a salty slick.
He didn’t let go. He couldn’t. If he did, he would surely fall.
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Logan didn’t know how long he lay there, cradling Patton, pushing him away then pulling him back. He began to cough violently. Choking and spluttering chestily from his lungs, shaking his whole body.
He heard the doorknob begin to turn. “No! Don’t come in!” he shouted through the coughing.
“Do not come in!” He didn’t want Virgil to see.
“What’s going on!?” came a muffled voice from through the door. They sounded so panicked and confused.
Logan stared at Patton’s face. So beautiful. So hardened. He had been through so, so much. Almost died several times, and Logan was always there by his side! He had always been there to save him! Now he was dead. By Logan’s hand.
“I need you to go,” he said, quietly but enough for them to hear through the door. He felt dejected, drained, no energy, no life.
“What?! Why?! Where?!” Virgil cried, the doorknob turning once again.
Logan didnt want to answer his questions. He just wanted him to leave. To leave him alone with the extinguished candle that had been his last scrap of hope. “I need you to go far away, take the supplies. Find someone else like you found me.”
“I cant just go!” they cried through the door, their voice cracking with the panic. “What’s going on?”
“I wont tell you!” he cried. “Please, for my sake as much as your own, just go! Please!” Logan could hear his voice cracking, falling apart, rubbed raw, but he didn’t care. How was he supposed to keep his voice steady?! But he was always the steady one! He was always supposed to be dependable!
Slowly, the door opened. He shied away from the light, the tears in his eyes turning it into a blinding glare.
“Oh my god,” Virgil breathed, stopping in their tracks. “Is that…?”
“Yes.”
“Is he…?”
Logan tried to swallow the lump that was choking him in his throat. “Yes. He is.”
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Logan couldn’t take his eyes away. He couldnt do anything but stare. He was… He was gone? How? Why? Why did he have to be taken, he hadn’t done anything to deserve this! He had always been so sweet, and kind, and… But now….
He staggered on his feet and leant on Virgil, who looped their arm under his to keep him up. They were staring too, but, unlike Logan, tears were streaming down their face. Logan had long since stopped crying. He couldn’t find it in him to cry any longer. For seven years, he had been there, and all the time before that. He couldn’t be gone! But he was.
“Come on.” Virgil’s voice was muffled and distant, as if underwater. “We cant stay here.” They led him outside and then went in to collect our belongings.
“Wait!” Logan shouted, snapping out of his haze. “We cant just leave him here!” Virgil stared at him for a moment. He was confused as for why, until he realised that he was, in fact, crying again. Something they had never seen him do in the year that they’d known each other. Logan hastily pulled his hand up to his face and rubbed the tears away, for what good would tears do? They wouldn’t bring him back.
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They dug a grave. A deep pit in the arid ground. Logan went over to where Patton lay, and tried to pick him up, but his arms had gone limp, like they’d just given in. He fell backwards and sat there, tears escaping faster than he could wipe them away, twisting Patton’s loose, brown curls around and around in his hands.
Virgil stood behind him for a moment. Patton had looked after them on that first day that Logan brought them here. He had comforted them and helped them work through the loss of their family. He had always been so good at that….
After a few minutes, Virgil picked him up and took him outside, lowering him gently into the hole that they had dug. The sun glistened off his skin, lighting him up and making him glow. Logan had always been adamant that angels didn’t exist, that they were just a fantasy for the desperate, but i guess you don’t realise what you have until it’s gone.
After filling the hole back in, they left. They couldn’t stay. Too many memories. Too many…. They couldn’t stay in a place where he was gone, but where he still lived.
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They didn’t know where they were going. But they knew that it wouldn’t feel like home. Not without him to a make it so. Logan had been through so much with him, and they’d made it through together. He wasn’t alone though, he had a sibling now. A sibling who had lost a brother. And a heart that had lost it’s love in a world with none to spare.
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the-rivers-sad-gift · 5 years
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Andie, my angel border collie, left this world at just after one o’clock on the morning of October 31st. My own hands dislodged a tumor on her spleen the same night, the 30th, at eight thirty pm. She was a miracle gifted by the gods, she was my service animal for many years, and was sixteen at her passing. Her energy, charisma, and smile never faultered all those years. She never bit or otherwise harmed any person. Up to the months before her death, she still wanted to join us for trips to the store and car rides. We have been together almost every second of every day for the past three or four years, but even as a pup we would rarely part. I can remember when I would bike home from school, she was two, and howling at our gate for her old owner who had a tragic accident. I sat with her for many hours, petting her until her cries died down. I gave her my bed to sleep on, fed her each morning and night. She knew many brothers and sisters and was loved by all. Andie patched together a soul that had been broken by sexual abuse and trauma. She gave me, as a lost child, a reason to live. My night terrors would send my flailing with screams, and Andie would stand over me to gently wake me up, to let me know I was safe. Her eyes were intelligent, she knew who she was looking at. She had intention, her actions had meaning. As my mental illness progressed, she was always with me. I have lost so much of myself over these last few years, whatever little of me did exist has slipped away so so quickly. All of the times I have been lost to this world, Andie brought the universe to me. For the past year, as I’ve worsened, I’ve been able to leave the small room I stay in less and less. When I walked out my door, she would step out before me. She allowed me to exist in the world with the rest of you, to let me go grocery shopping, to go on walks to see the changing of the leaves. People have always known me only as the one she followed around, Andie had the real personality, real life. She has friends in our neighborhood, dogs and humans who know and recognize her and were always so happy to see her. Andie rarely needed a leash, unless she was all service suited up, she would trot happily alongside us no problem. A meandering pup, always wanted to sniff all the new smells. She loved making new friends and seeing people smile. In college, her favorite thing was comforting the students breaking down over finals. Everyone loved her, everyone does love her. Andie could have powered the world if ya found a way to plug her in. She didn’t limp around during her last days, or sleep more than usual. The day of her passing, she seemed so much more grateful for pets, if anything she lingered a little longer on her favorite smells, her favorite places. She rode one last time to pick up her dad with me. That night, she had come up on the bed with us for cuddles. She laid down with us, being pet by myself and my boyfriend. She stood up to hop down, and I rose to help her. I should have let her get down on her own, I picked her up wrong. I knew I was picking her up wrong and I kept going. When I set her down, she sank to the ground. No grunts or wheezing, no signs of discomfort. She just, laid down. We couldn’t get her to walk, I noticed distention in her abdomen and saw improvement when pressure was applied towards the upper thorax. We brought her into an emergency clinic immediately, I almost killed all of us by nearly passing out driving us there. I couldn’t go inside, I sat with her as my boyfriend went in to take care of everything and in a few minutes they’d brought out a gurney for Andie. He went back in to continue all the paperwork, my boyfriend Forest, of not even two years handling all of this, while I sat outside in the cold begging a damn tree for answers and scaring away passer-bys with my angered rambling. Finally, one of the hands on my body was real, as Forest helped me up and inside a room in the clinic where a doctor came to talk to us. She told us that a tumor by Andie’s spleen had been hurt, and was bleeding into her body.
It was my fault. My hands. My right hand, that dislodged the tumor. Even the most expensive surgery would only buy her another few painful months. I would give anything for her to be okay, I would’ve done anything if it meant they could make her better. But they couldn’t, there wasn’t anything that could really be done. The damage I had caused was irriversible. So I had to make the call to put her down. The clinic was so so kind, they helped cover many costs, even diagnosed her immediately. We both sat with Andie for many hours. My head was killing me, the walls reeling, I couldn’t let her go. We were there for three hours on a floor because I wouldn’t move. Andie was happy though, she wasn’t afraid. She smiled at me, at both of us. When we said it was time, they took her back to prepare her a bit and brought us into a comfort room. Andie came in on a tall gurney, they gave us a whole bowl of yummy yummy treats for her. I wanted to play, to entertain her, but I couldnt even see. I sat with her as she smiled and munched for another hour or so, till Forest called in for the doc to come. They gave her a sedative first, even though she was calm and not fighting we wanted to make sure she was comfortable. We held her hands, pet her head, and watched her close her eyes. I could not say goodbye, I still can not. We said goodnight, as she exhaled for the last time. They took her back for paw prints and to get little locks of hair for us. All I remember is violently vomitting into their sink as my head exploded and I lost consciousness. I woke up on their couch, nurses in the doorway with Andie in a blue bag. The same pretty blue of her collar. We took her home, and we are burying her tonight, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I can’t bring myself to leave her there alone, to go on in this hell without her. She would be so disappointed to see me so soon, I know that. But I promised. Fourteen years she has kept me alive, woke me from manic terrors, licked my hands as I bandaged my maimed flesh.
And now she’s gone. And I did this to her. I’ve been told over and over there was nothing I could’ve done, that this might’ve happened if she jumped down by herself. But she didn’t. It was me. My hands. I killed the angel who’s miracles kept me alive. I hurt the angel who gave every ounce of energy to help me. I can’t eat, or drink, I try to think of what to do and fall apart. I passed out multiple times yesterday, feeling like my head was full of sharp electrified nails. I’ve sat in bed, unmoving. I can’t feel her in me anymore, her energy, it’s gone from where I am. I feel like I’ve already died. I’m collapsing from the outer reaches of skin inwards to a snake of boiling void that won’t stop consuming me. I wish I could honor her, that I could recover and grow and live and heal others for her the same way she healed me. But I don’t think I can. I’ve lost my child, my daughter, my angel. I did this. Wiped the last good from this world with my own hands. Ended a miracle that was pure in this world. Who am I do be so retched? Who am I to deserve to live after killing my reason to go on? Who am I now.
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be sound, sweet pup, know you are ever so loved. Nobody will forget you, Andie. I love you so much, and I will find you again. Thank you for blessing this world with your life, you are always going to be my miracle, my angel.
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gatorademachinegun · 5 years
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An Incomplete List Of Dumb Shit I've Done In No Particular Order
uhh trigger warning for injuries and blood bc dumb shit also means being a reckless idiot sometimes
nearly took my own hand off with a metal grinder temping at a machine shop
didn’t tell anyone about it, calmly walked to the bathroom, notified my mother, dug the first aid kit out from under the sink, and stitched it up myself
attempted to go back to work but was busted by my supervisor and sent home
i routinely go walking around the farm at night. in my sleep wear.
went walking out to check on the cows during the blizzard we had a couple weeks ago because my fathers an asshole who refused to check on them himself.
was forced to help move heavy metal shelving despite me telling them i had messed up my shoulder that week and dislocated my left shoulder holding this heavy ass sheet of metal but when everyone around me started screaming I just calmly said, "I told you all this would happen. It's too late now. Let's just finish this." and then relocated my shoulder 20 minutes later and left
accidentally fell off the jungle gym, landed like spider man, then stood back up and did it 3 more times.
went mountain trail riding and broke my throttle thumb half way up the hardest trail there but instead of signalling and stepping off my stupid ass just floored it till I got to the top
kicked a good sized dent into my wall during a flurry of panic because I'd suddenly remembered that I hadn't wished my girlfriend goodnight
accidentally pissed off the bull and was chased up a tree by 2,400 pounds of Anger With Horns, where i spent the next 2 hours waiting for that fucker to leave
accidentally pissed off the bull a SECOND TIME while riding a honda mini trail 50 that i was too big for.
i panicked and floored it, hit a sand patch, crashed through the barbed wire fence, ran a stick of re-bar into my ribs (right under my left boob)
i then picked myself back up, straightened the bike, walked back up to the house and scared 20 years off my fathers life when he saw me covered in a gross mix of sand, gasoline, and blood, parking the bike back in the shop like it wasn't no big thing
broke my right wrist when a dump truck bed at Bass Pro unexpectedly flipped while I was monkeying around on it
(back at school with my broken dominate wrist) taught myself to write with my left hand because the kid who was supposed to be writing my assignments out had terrible handwriting and took too long
intentionally took as long as possible to do any kind of student council assignment because I hated math class and if i took long enough i could miss 90% of the math lesson
got into a screaming match with a dude named Bret, yelled so hard it triggered my gag reflex so i threw up right between our feet, and then went right back to screaming. Bret was so startled he couldnt come up with an argument back and i have not spoken to him one on one again.
rearranged the entire living room while home alone because I got bored
left my glasses in the refrigerator
left my phone in the refrigerator
left my glasses in the freezer, then wanted to microwave them to clear the frost on the lenses because it was 4am and i wasnt all the way awake yet
left my glasses under my father's bed who sleeps an entire floor above my room. took me 2 hours to find them and i just sat their stupefied for a while
randomly thought of this ask and fell halfway down the stairs laughing, then just sat there, wedged on the stairs for a while
I ran outside the other day forgetting the patio was iced over and slid right from the front door all way off the end of patio and landed ass first into a snowbank a whole foot taller then i am
my mother was there to watch the entire thing and she still hasnt let me live it down
repeatedly climbed onto the roof to fix the satellite dish because it may be snowing but i am not going to be without internet
learned Russian because i was too lazy to google translate those Russian cat memes but somehow motivated enough to learn an entirely new language for CAT MEMES
was practicing Russian verbs at my local library and this angry white lady who thought i was summoning Satan started screaming at me while i continued to chant verbs till someone a couple stacks over just said "lady shut the fuck up" and i had to stop bc i was laughing too hard
my nervous 15 year old ass looked right into the eyes of a well off white lady as she let me into her giant house bc i was 20 minutes late to a Halloween party and said “this house is too big. the ceiling arches are too tall for proper acoustics. it’s hard to scream up the stairs for your kids isn’t it?”
i just looked her in dead in the face with a blank expression and she never actually answered my question
she just vaguely gestured towards the kitchen and i just Fled and then she stood in the foyer for a solid 10 minutes before following me to the kitchen to ask me my name
we never talked about and i still keep in contact with her daughter and she's never mentioned it either
every time i see this woman in a public place if we make eye contact she stares at me for a long time and i Know she's Remembering
needed to ask a gas station employee about the gas pumps. found one kneeling by the sandwich cooler and crouched next to him so i wasn't looming while i talked, waved a little bit and said "hey uh-" and must have startled him bc he whipped around to face me. slapping me across the face with the sandwich in his hand in the process. I didn't comment on it. just asked my question and left to laugh my ass off alone in my car.
laughed at a pun my mom sent me i fell off my stool at the school library, still howling, and the librarian came over to check on me saying "are you ok? you're laughing so im assuming you're ok? please let me know if you need help" and then she left while i continued to wheeze on the floor for the next 15 minutes
those are all the ones i can think of off the top of my head but I’ll ask my friends what other dumb shit they’ve seen me do and add to this list as I remember stuff 
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Fire and Ice, Chapter 4
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With a degree of difficulty and a little luck, Elsa and Olaf managed to sneak out of the palace unnoticed. Once they were in town, they raced towards the area where Elsa had seen the flashing lights.
"Uh, Elsa?"
Elsa looked back at Olaf waddling as fast as possible to keep up with her, his flurry cloud just barely staying over his head.
"Don't you think we should've gotten the king and that mean melty faced guy to go with us?" Olaf huffed as he continued to follow her.
"By the time we did, it might be gone! Besides, I have to-." She paused, trying to find the right way words to explain. "I have to see it for myself."
The Captain and the king both seemed like good men, even if she couldnt stand one of them, but they were tainted by their own experience and information. Elsa wanted to get her own perspective on the creature.
They trudged through the streets and dove down alleyways until they arrived at the area where Elsa thought she'd seen the creature. Olaf, wheezing with exhaustion, sank to the ground trying to regain his breathe.
Elsa looked around, trying to find any sign of the creature, but there didn't seem to be any evidence it had been there. "Where could it be...?"
Then Elsa noticed the same bright flashes of light coming from on top of a building a bit away.
"There it is!"
Elsa bolted towards the building. Olaf groaned before picking himself off the ground and following after her.
They quickly made their way through an ally that led to the street underneath the building. Just before she came to the end, Elsa noticed a familiar burning glow and stopped. Olaf quickly came in behind her and she made sure to slap a hand over his mouth to keep him from making any noise.
She peeked out from behind the edge of the building she was next to and sure enough, the fire monster was there. Its hands were extinguished as it had multiple large bags slung over its shoulder, but its eyes were still filled with flames. Sitting in front of it were two little kids, about six or seven years old. But surprisingly, neither one seemed afraid. They merely seemed to be waiting for the creature to act, as if it were a guest they weren't quite sure what to do with.
It carefully removed one of the bags from the dozens on its shoulders and dropped it at the childrens feet. One child reached out and opened the bag, revealing its contents to be the fruit it had stolen from the cart earlier in the day.
Once the children had seen the contents of the bag, the creature raised its foot and stomped it against the ground creating a blast of flame, propelling it high into the air and onto the top of the building above them.
The two kids looked up in wonder at the air. The little girl waved at the top of the building and yelled. "Thank you!" Then they excitedly tugged the bag of fruit through a door in the building.
Once they were gone, Elsa and Olaf followed back after the creature. They looked to the tops of the buildings and could easily see it speeding over the roofs, using flame propelled jumps to leap from one rooftop to the next.
After a while, it finally leapt from the top buildingng into a seedy looking alleyway filled with trash and debris.
Once again, Elsa and Olaf hid behind the corner, watching to see what it was up to.
The creature dropped its bags, turned its back to them and began digging around in the piles of garbage until removed a hunk of rotten looking meat.
Elsa eyes darted down at Olaf and could see he was just as confused as she was, before returning to the creature and noticing that it seem to be adjusting the cloth around its face. Then it held the meat up to its face and Elsa heard what sounded like chewing.
Elsa face squirmed. It couldn't be...
But sure enough, once the creature had slightly lowered the meat, there was a very large bite mark taken out of it.
Elsa gagged. The creature continued to tear off chunks of meat and could hear the sounds of smacking and slobbering.
Olaf watched with a noticeable grimace. "Oh wow, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. I mean, I haven't seen that many disgusting things, but this definitely takes the cake."
Elsa gave a squeak of agreement, her mouth still twisted as she watched the creature continue to eat. Once it had finished devouring the meat, it went digging through the rest of the garbage and devoured all the food it could find from old fruit rinds, to bits of vegetables, to moldy hunks of bread, stuffing them all into it's mouth with the grace of a ravenous bear.
Elsa grew even more disgusted at the sight of this voracious garbage goregefest and turned away, both hands now clapped over her mouth to keep the bile she could feel filling her cheeks from escaping.
After a few minutes of the sounds of flung garbage, and ferocious chewing and chomping, Olaf tapped her leg and said. "Okay, it's over."
Elsa roughly swallowed her vomit and returned her gaze to the creature. It picked up its bags and made its way down the ally until it took a right corner. The two of them quickly went down the alley, making sure to avoid the piles of trash, and then peeked out from behind the alley corner.
The creature was standing in front of the door on the front of the building. It rapped its fist against it. After a few seconds, out came a woman with a large ponytail of silky black hair wearing a sleveless black top that exposed her belly and puffy black pants with sandals. When she saw the creature she cocked her hands on her hips and stared up at its face looking slightly agitated.
"What are you here for now?"
Without a word, the creature dropped two of the bags off its back at her feet. They made a loud metallic ringing sound as they hit the ground and one fell open, revealing a large number of gold coins inside.
The creature once again ran off once the bags were on the ground and then lept onto another building. Like the children, the woman stared off at the place where the creature had leapt. Unlike the children, she just gave a mildly annoyed huff and lugged the two bags of loot inside.
Once the door had closed, Olaf attempted to run off towards the creature, but Elsa put her arm out in front of him. He looked up at her.
"What's wrong? Why aren't we following them?"
Elsa gaze was still trained on the door the woman went through. The way she'd acted around the creature, it seemed like she knew it personally. Maybe she could shed some light on things.
Elsa looked down at olaf with a serious expression. "I think we should ask her a few questions."
"Ooo, good idea." He tried to waddle forward again but Elsa continued to block his way.
"I can't go in like this." Elsa said, gesturing to her ice dress. If the king or, god forbid, Urooj found out she had snuck out of the palace, skulked around the kingdom at night, it might cripple their trust in her. "I need some kind of disguise."
As she thought over how to disguise herself, Elsa noticed a man walking down the road. As he passed by the alley, she payed special attention to the clothes he was wearing before he was out of sight.
Elsa stepped away from the walls and pointed to Olaf. "Close your eyes until I say so."
Olaf nodded and clamped both of his hands over his eyes.
Elsa began running her hands all along her body, her icy garment twisting, shrinking, and morphing when her fingers sailed over the icy fabric. The air began to fill with cold steam and dozens of shimmering tiny blue lights created from her outfits metamorphesis.
Once her clothes had completely transformed, Elsa told Olaf. "You can open your eyes now."
Olaf pulled away his hands and excitedly gasped when he saw her. "You look so good!"
Elsa gave a small satisfied grin. The clothes she copied and modified from the man was a white shirt with long sleeves, white baggy pants, white shoes, and overtop the shirt, an open white vest. On the edges of the vests two sides were bisected snowflake symbols that looked like one full snowflake with both edges touching.
"Hey, can I have a disguise too?" Olaf asked excitedly.
Elsa looked at him quizzicaly, wondering for a moment what possible disguise she could give a talking snowman, before shrugging, flicking her finger and conjuring a small blue ice cloak around Olaf's body.
Olaf squealed and flared out his cloak. "I love it!"
Elsa gave a more gentle smile. "Lets go get some information."
The two of them walked up to the door and Elsa knocked lightly.
Instead of the woman who was there before, the person who answered the door was a large man with short black hair wearing a red vest over his bare chest and white pants who glowered at Elsa and Olaf.
Elsa chuckled awkwardly and gave a small wave.
"Uh, hi. We were just wondering if we might speak with the lady of the house." Elsa said, hoping he wouldn't notice how she was sweating bullets.
The man quirked an eyebrow at the two of them before waving them in.
They walked in and Elsa immediately realized that what she'd originally thought was a house was actually a tavern. There were multiple round tables spread out and a bar with a set of stools off to the right. The place was loud, roudy, and stank of alcohol. The patrons seemed to be mostly large burly men like the one who greeted them, guzzling mugs of alcohol or chatting loudly with friends. There were a few women though. Some were chatting, some were flirting with the men, and one woman had a large crowd gathered around her, tossing coins as she-
Elsa blushed to the tip of her hair.
Good lord, this was a public place!
Olaf followed her gaze and tilted his head curiously as he watched the woman. "What happened to that ladies clothes?"
"Nothing!" Elsa quickly shrieked, placing one hand over Olaf's eyes while using another to block her own view of the offensive actions. The last thing she needed was him picking up any bad ideas or habits.
She looked around, doing her best to search with partially obscured vision, and saw the woman from before standing behind the bar counter.
Elsa grabbed Olaf's arm and pulled him over to the bar, sat on one stool and plopped him onto the one next to it.
The woman came over and looked expectantly at both of them. "And how can I help you?"
Elsa avoided looking the woman in the eye. She hadn't actually considered how she was going to do this.
"I was just wondering if you might want to have a little chat." Elsa said, nervousness etched on her face.
"This ain't a library sweetheart." Replied the barmaid. "Time is money. You want to talk, you're going to have buy something."
"Okay." Elsa's eyes swept across the bar, trying to locate the least drunk looking person she could, and settled for a man who she deeply hoped was just sleeping at his table.
She pointed to him and told the barmaid. "I'll have whatever he had."
"Alright." She pointed to Olaf who was spinning on his stool. " What about him?"
"The same."
The barmaid walked over to a number of different casks, grabbed two cups from beneath the bar and filled them both with flat dark yellow liquid before placing them in front of Elsa and Olaf.
Elsa took a sniff and cringed at the sour smell of the alcohol, but seeing the barmaid looking at her, she gave the best fake smile she could and tentatively took a sip from the cup.
She almost reched at the taste. It was like vinegar that had been left out in the sun and mixed with bad pickling herring. Elsa immediately wanted to spit it out, but she saw that the barmaids eyes were still on her and painfully swallowed the acidic beverage, trying to look as happy as she could with her scorched throat and watering eyes.
"Really *cough* great!" Elsa choked out, hoping the look on her face was one of joy, not overwhelming agony.
The barmaid scoffed and rolled her eyes.
Elsa took a moment to sooth her still stinging throat, before tentatively asking. "So...what is this I here about a fire monster?"
The bar suddenly went deathly quit. Elsa could feel all the eyes in the room turn on her. The barmaid struck her with a piercing glare. Her heart began beating like a drum and frost started to appear on the place where her fingertips touched the wooden bar top.
The barmaid leaned her face in so close to Elsa's their noses were inches from each other and Elsa could see each individual eye staring at her with hawk-like intensity.
"Now why would you go asking something like that?" The barmaid asked in a dangerously low tone.
Elsa stammered out. "I-I just wanted to know more about it."
"What makes you so interested in the Djinn?"
Elsa frowned, momentarily distracted from her nerves. "Djinn? Is that what you call it?"
"Yeah. So I'll ask you again." The woman leaned in closer, forcing Elsa to back up so much she was nearly off her stool. "Why do you want to know?"
Realizing that lying wouldn't help her any, she admitted. "Because I've been told a lot about it and I want to make up my mind for myself on what it is."
The barmaid backed slowly away from her face, but still seemed hesitant to say anyanything.
"Most people who go looking for the Djinn don't come back in such good shape." She warned.
"I understand. But I need to know the truth. Besides..." Elsa swept a finger around the rim of her mug while focusing her powers. Then she flipped over the mug and placed her other hand flat under it. She tapped the bottom of the mug with her finger and a solid cylinder of alcohol slid from out the upside down rim into her hand. "...I think I can protect myself."
She held it out to the barmaid and she took it. She stared down at the tube of ice and then at Elsa with unconcealed awe.
"Alright." She said, her tone a mix of astonishment and respect. "I'll tell you what I know."
"Head to the edge of town and go east until you find an archway made of stone. If you can make it past there, you'll find what you're looking for."
The barmaids words echoed in Elsa's head as she took in the massive rock archway that seemed almost carved into the side of the cliffface.
"Well that's pretty. So, what do we do now?" Olaf asked.
That was a good question. she'd made it seem like they had to keep going from here, but something about the way she'd worded it made Elsa uneasy.
What did the barmaid mean "If they made it past?"
Forcing down her hesitation, Elsa said. "We'll just have to keep going and see wha-."
At that moment something slammed into the ground near them. The impact was so strong it created a massive gust of wind and sand. Elsa was knocked back on her behind, while Olaf's body was broken into pieces and blown away along with his flurry.
"OLAF!" Elsa cried as she watched her precious snowman being swept away by the wind. She looked back to the impact site and her eyes filled with terror.
A being molded out of pure flames stood before her. It was about the size of a large carriage, but it's appearance was unlike anything she'd ever seen. Its body was similar to that of a large cat like a cheetah, a slender muscular body covered in flaming fur with stripes and spots. It's head was also that of a cats, a round maw with knife like teeth and burning slit eyes. But mounted on top of that head was a pair of what she recognized as sharp reindeer antlers, and instead of cat paws, it's feet ended in the same split, toe-like hooves that Sven had. On it's back were massive bird wings and the tip of its tail was covered in a fan-like grouping of bird feathers. It was like some kind of bizzare chimera.
For a few seconds Elsa was frozen with fear, but then the creature roared at her and she was shaken from her stupor. She shrieked and rapidly pulled herself up from the ground before bolting in the opposite direction of the beast but before she could even make it a few feet away, it pounded forward on it's hoof feet and pounced in front of the way she was going, causing her to stumble and collapse back into the sand.
The beast began to slowly creep towards Elsa, heat radiating off it and growing more intense the closer it got. Her breathing grew ragged as the beast inched nearer and nearer. Once it was close enough that she could feel its hot breaths on her face, Elsa snapped her eyes shut, and sent a silent goodbye to her sister and Olaf.
Elsa waited for her inevitable death by mauling or burns, but it never came. She just felt warm pulses of wind and heard an odd rythmic breathing noise. She cracked open one eye and saw that beasts nose was inches away from her face, but instead of attacking it was just taking long sniffs off her.
After about its sixth sniff, it reared back its head and narrowed its eyes at her, as if unsure what to think of her.
"Hey! Elsa!"
Elsa turned around and burst into a grin at the sight of Olaf barreling down the sands towards her, completely whole.
Unfortunately, the beast also saw Olaf and charged towards him. Elsa quickly followed after it, hoping she could get to him in time.
But the beast was far faster and with just a few trots, it was right in front of Olaf.
Elsa heart skipped a beat at the sight. She picked up the pace, praying to every god she could think of that Olaf didn't get hurt.
The beast didn't seem to mean him any harm, merely giving him some sniffs as it did her, but this time it seemed to notice something different. It got a hungry expression on it's face and licked it's lips.
Elsa gasped. Was it going to eat Olaf?
She dug down deep for one more burst of speed and managed to get up where they were and force herself between it and Olaf. Despite her exhaustion, she gave as defiant an expression as she could and stared the beast down.
"Stay away from him!" She managed to shout.
It examine them both quizzically and then something odd happened. The beasts firey body slowly began to shrink in size. By the time it had stopped it was no bigger than a vase.
Elsa and Olaf moved towards it to get a closer look and what they saw made Olaf gasp in joy and Elsa stare in utter disbelief.
"What is that?"
The creature now appeared to be a small spotted kitten. It still had it's other hybrid features, but it's antlers were now small and dul, its wings barely looked big enough to lift it off the ground, and the wings on its tail took up most of the space.
"Kitty!" Olaf squealed.
The kitten pounced on Olaf, knocking him to the ground, and began voraciously licking the parts of Olaf's belly peeking out from under his ice cloak. When the creatures tongue toched Olaf's snow, it made a small cloud of steam. But instead of causing him pain, Olaf seemed to delight in them.
"Hahahahaha! S-stop, that tickles." Olaf guffawed.
Elsa gaped at the kitten creature, completely flabbergasted that something that had seemed only seconds away from killing her now looked more like a harmless house cat. She reached out her hand out to it, but it hissed at her and jumped off Olaf's belly, scittering away past the arch.
Elsa pulled Olaf off the ground. "Come on, let's follow it!"
The two gave chase to the small fire kitten, barely managing to keep it in eyesight. After one or two minutes, Elsa noticed a bright light up ahead, seperate from the kitten's. She squinted and saw what seemed to be a house up ahead.
They continued going until they got to the house. From a closer view Elsa saw how dilapidated the place was. A huge chunk of the roof and center of the building had collasped, creating a massive pile of rubble inside. She noticed that some of the rubble had been cleared away and in the area that was free was a blazing fire.
She and Olaf walked inside, carefully maneuvering around the chunks of rubble towards the fire. The kitten sat next to the fire. Olaf went over, plopped himself on the ground next go the kitten and began softly stroking its fur, causing it to wriggle and purr apprciatively. Elsa was certain this was where the creature made its home, but why?
Then she noticed a trunk half sunken into the sands that had come into the house. Lying on the top were a number of small portraits. One immediately caught her eye. It was an image of a striped sandy furred kitten with antlers, reindeer hooves and bird wings. She picked it up to examine closer and saw that written in the bottom right corner in black ink was the word IFRIT.
Elsa looked down at the kitten by the fire. "Ifrit? Is that your name?"
In response the kitten let out a soft mewl.
Elsa was about to look at the rest of the portraits when she noticed that the scent of burning put off by the fire had grown stronger. She gasped and whipped her head around. Sure enough, the fire creature was standing on the edge of houses threshold, glaring down at her with both literal and figurative burning anger.
The creature held up its fist and lit it ablaze. Elsa did the only thing she could think to do: She held out her palm and created a swirl of ice magic.
Upon seeing her magic, the creatures arm fell limply against to it's side. The flames in its eyes once again extinguished, leaving only eyes completely filled with wonder. It walked inside until it was right in front of Elsa and looked down at her. Then, it slowly raised both hands up to its face and pulled off the cloth covering its head, while also moving the one covering its mouth.
Elsa jaw dropped
It was a woman.
The first thing Elsa noticed about her was just how tall she was. Before there was always some distance that made it difficult to gauge an exact height, but now that she was so close, she realized that Her head just barely came up to top of this womans chest. She looked to be about Elsa's age. Her skin was the same tan color as the desert sand , her hair was coal black, long, and wild like a lions mane. The eyes she'd seen peeking out from under the cloth before were a bright amber color that almost seemed to glow in the dark. But the most distinguishing thing about this woman was the scar on her face. A pale red jagged line that started at the top of her right eyebrow, went left across her face through her nose and stopped just above the edge of the top of her lip. The garment she wore appeared to be down togethor from pieces of other garments with the same color and covered in a myriad of stitch lines, burns, and stains.
The woman still stared at her with complete amazement and once again raised her fist and set it on fire. She moved it so it was right next to Elsa's palm that contained the vortex of magic.
The two of them stared at the elements coursing through their hands, looks of unbridled elation breaking out across their faces.
"You're...like me." The woman whispered in awe.
"You have powers." Elsa said, eyes shining with happiness. A mirthful laugh bubbled up out of her throat. "You have powers!"
"So do you!" The woman cried gleefully.
The two women both shrieked with jubilant laughter, clearly exhilarated they'd met omeone with similar abilities.
Olaf, who had been observing the proceedings by the fire while still petting Ifrit, got his own grin. "Aww, isn't that nice?"
Elsa could barely contain her excitement, babbling away in a manner more befitting her sister.
"This is so incredible! I can't believe I've met another person with magic! I have so many questions, oh just wait until Anna hears about this!
For a moment the other woman seemed to be just as thrilled as her, her face beaming brightly. But then her expression morphed from one of joy to fear before settling into a look of painful resignation
"What's wrong? Elsa asked, noticing her sudden change in mood.
The woman gave a heavy sigh. "You need to leave."
Whatever happiness remained in Elsa drained out of her at those words.
"Wha-what? No, I cant leave, you're the first person I've ever met with powers like mine. There are so many things I want to know." Elsa said, her voice slighty trembling with worry.
The woman turned her back to her and replied in a hollow voice. "You shouldn't be here. Please, just go away."
"No. This is new for me too but maybe we could-." Elsa tried to step closer to her and the woman rounded on her, eyes and arms filled with flames.
"I SAID GO AWAY!" She roared.
Elsa drew back from her, her heart crushed at the loss of such a good moment. But she could see it would e bad to continue arguing and sadly replied. "Okay. Come on Olaf, let's go."
Olaf pouted and gave one last pet to Ifrit before going to Elsa. The two exited the ruined building and headed back to the city, but Elsa cast one last mournful look at the crumbled house, her mind still processing the encounter she'd just had.
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Well, if you’ve spent a considerable amount of time going to doctors, paying for prescriptions and useless over-the-counter medications, it’s safe to say that over the years, you’ve paid …much more than those sums! I sure did!
The sad thing is that even after spending a small fortune, you’re still left suffering with life-altering symptoms of asthma.
So, you’ll be glad to know, as a long-time sufferer myself, I would never charge you what this program is really worth.
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