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Jjok: ... Its that you man? *Points at Satan who is killing angels left and right*
MC: Yes.
Jjok: ...
Jjok: Its that also your man? *Points at Mammon who is crushing angels head like they're cherries*
MC: Yes.
Jjok: ... Okay... What about him? *Points at Leviathan who just summoned his monster to devour angels*
MC: Yes~
MC: And yes, so does Beelzebub *Points with your thumb over your shoulder, behind you, Beelzebub as a swarm of flies are distracting the seraphim*
Jjok: Really? Them? But you have Sir Lucifer-
MC: Who said I'm satisfied with just the four of them?
Jjok: *Scared cause he heard things about you and your bed habits*
#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#whb#whb mc#whb jjok#whb sins#whb kings#whb nonsenses
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Matching WHB kings, nobles, angels, and humans to songs in my playlist
All of them are like. Video game music, unfortunately. And mostly based on vibes. So...
(More below the cut because it's a lot)
(And it would mean the world to me if you checked out these songs because they're all bangers tbf-)
Gehenna
Satan: Operation Basepoint by Life Awaits, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #12, menu theme)
Sitri: Tea Break by the Atlus Sound Team, from the Persona Q Shadows of the Labyrinth OST (cutscene theme)
Leraye: The "Bad Guy" is Here! by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Ceobe's Fungimist, Dreadful Foe theme)
Zagan: Operation Spectrum Battle Theme by Cybermiso, DOT96, and Tigerlily, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #5 permanent map theme)
Paimon: Light the Fire Up in the Night 'MAYONAKA' by Lotus Juice and Shihoko Hirata, from the Persona Q Shadows of the Labyrinth OST (Persona 4 side regular battle theme)
Belial: Heaven by Shihoko Hirata, from the Persona 4 OST (Heaven dungeon theme)
Astaroth: Rhythm in Literature by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Integrated Strategies 2: Phantom and the Crimson Solitaire, The Playwright's boss theme)
Tartaros
Mammon: Operation Blade by Obadiah Brown-Beach and Xueran Chen, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #2, menu theme)
Bimet: Princess Amagi by the Atlus Sound Team, from the Persona 4 Arena OST (Yukiko Amagi's theme)
Eligos: Active Angel by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Platinum the Trinity's theme)
Valefor: Wecgas fore tham Cynge, Searu fore tham Ethle by LJGH, from the Arknights OST (Episode 11, Steam Knight's boss theme)
Hades
Leviathan: Абсолю́тный нуль температу́ры by Bao.Uner, from the Arknights OST (Episode 6, FrostNova's boss theme in H6-4)
Foras: Keter Battle 1-3 by Project Moon, from the Library of Ruina OST (Keter floor battle themes)
Glasyalabolas: Unseen Entities by Raito, from the Under Night In Birth OST (Merkava's theme)
Barbatos: Ready? by D.D.D., from the Arknights OST (one of the menu themes of Heart of Surging Flame)
Avisos
Beelzebub: The Mushroom...Moves? by Adam Gubman, from the Arknights OST (Ceobe's Fungimist, menu and regular navigation theme)
Bael: Bullet Dance by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Noel Vermillion's theme)
Stolas: Operation Pyrite by Jason Walsh and Alan Day, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #1 menu theme)
Amon: Splash by PMP Music, from the Arknights OST (one of Ideal City's battle themes)
Naberius: Signore dei Lupi/wlfmstr by Adam Gubman and Shawn W. Smith, from the Arknights OST (IL Siracusano, Zaaro's boss theme)
Paradise Lost
Lucifer: Mortal Eye by Adam Gubman, BONZIE, and Christine Hals, from the Arknights OST (Typhon's character song)
Marbas: Conciliation by Kikuo, from the BlazBlue OST (Es's theme)
Morax: The Cure by Obadiah Brown-Beach and Denney, from the Arknights OST (Silence the Paradigmatic's character song)
Buer: Canto IV Boss Theme 1 by Studio EIM, from the Limbus Company OST (Effloresced E.G.O. Dongbaek boss theme)
Abaddon
Phenix: Lust SIN by Daisuke Ishiwatari, from the BlazBlue OST (Jin Kisaragi's theme)
Dantalian: Tumult - Raise Thy Sword in Pride by Yuzo Koshiro, from the Etrian Odyssey III The Drowned City OST (labyrinth boss theme)
Ronove: Torture + A Gifted Tormentor by Hironao Nagayama, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Legend Agito boss theme)
Niflheim
Andrealphus: Gazing from Great Heights by Obadiah Brown-Beach, from the Arknights OST (Children of Ursus menu theme)
Gusion: Aleph-0 by LeaF (featured in Phigros and Chunithm)
Bathin: Ad astra by Steven Grove, from the Arknights OST (Lone Trail menu theme)
Angels
Gabriel: Fear of God by Shoji Meguro, from the Shin Megami Tensei Strange Journey OST (regular encounter theme)
Michael: Judgment Day by Hironao Nagayama, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Rise of the Sinister Dominion boss theme)
Raphael: The Fifth Primarch by Tsutomu Narita, from the Granblue Fantasy OST (What Makes the Sky Blue, Sandalphon's boss theme)
Humans
Minhyeok: Morning Dew by Adam Gubman and Nini Guerry, from the Arknights OST (Muelsyse character theme)
Solomon: case i by Lucrezia, from the Dragalia Lost OST (Chapter 14 insert song)
MC: Battleplan Pyrolysis by Monster Siren Records, from the Arknights OST (Contingency Contract #1 Battleplan Pyrolysis menu theme, event literally came out today kekw)
#what in hell is bad#whb#that is a lot of arknights songs#and i mean a LOT#also rip dragalia you and your stellar ost (promise of blue and unique and stealth dance and more) shall be missed#can you guess what i was watching while making this#if you guessed 25thnight sciel and kyostinv's battleplan pyrolysis attempts then you'd be correct#you thought the screamers in whb were bad just look at the drones from ak episode 12. they appear in pyrolysis apparently.#a lot of them play with the lyrics and the context#others just by song title and vibes#gusion's makes sense if you watch the animation tied to the song (it's also a great track overall! check out LeaF's stuff y'all)#for the blazblue songs i'm going by the original versions#i think most of them got remixes starting chronophantasma?#((i have not listened to most of the remixes for chronophantasma))#((lust sin and sword of doom's remixes are amazing though))#why did the tags turn into video game music gushing#smt songs are consistent bangers tbf#strange journey (both game and ost) underrated af go check it out#same with etrian odyssey#even though eo is insanely hard#the music is always top tier and the third entry (the drowned city) has some of my favorite tracks in any video game ever#crest of a violent wave and waterfall woodlands you will always hold a special place in my heart#and for persona 4...your affection and snowflakes are some of my other faves#especially the reincarnation version for your affection (i may be biased bc yosuke dances to that in dancing all night)#specialist too!!! it's a meme song atp kinda but the exam theme has no business being that catchy#footsteps of time from persona q is also a top pick from me i really love the contrast between electrical and instruments#under night has a lot of great songs too!!! i couldn't put in night walker and beat eat nest but they're also some of my faves lol#and as much as i rag on granblue fantasy the songs are unironically amazing. last gloaming and paradise lost always remain on my playlist#project moon may have faced That Controversy but the songs are really cool tbf#dongbaek's ego boss theme is beautiful. so is fly my wings and sarajinae (i'm biased towards gregor's version) and between two worlds
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anyways, the mob angel I was talking about.
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Fandom!
Seven deadly sins, obey me, twisted wonderland, demon slayer, what in hell is bad, komi can't communicate, high-rise invasion, bleach, death note, and many more. Request and I will see what I can do<3
Rules:
No weird kinks
No underage characters unless aged up
No homophobia/transphobia
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
NSFW is allowed
Angst is allowed
Please ask for which Fandom your after all I can't read your mind<3
Requests are always open unless I am bombarded lol
#demon slayer x reader#disney twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#bleach#smut#anime#death note#komi cant communicate#high rise invasion#obey me#x reader#oc#whb#7 deadly sins
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Beelzebub from what In hell is bad with "abandono" by lourandes. That's the post.
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb beelzebub#beelzebub#lourandes#she makes the best music for sin based characters
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What’s your favourite work you’ve written?
i thought about this a lot bc whenever i start a new project, i’m obsessed with it. so i have so much love for Nightmare, WHB, MAG, suncity and sweet hibiscus tea. even works i abandoned like sin miedo and the sour mini-series. but i think overall, my top top top favorite as it stands is probably woman 😅
that series was my first Matt Murdock piece and it was really well received. i feel like it reached so many people and the amount of people that fell in love with this piece, it made my heart so full. and really, the notes to me aren’t so much about attention but more about seeing my work reach people from everywhere and knowing it made someone smile or blush or need a cold shower. not only that, but i feel like it really set the stage for fingers crossed, for angel baby, for MAG.
#ptyy 2k celebration#ptyy gtkm#ptyy sin miedo#ptyy mag#ptyy sour#ptyy nightmare series#ptyy whb#anon: answered
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Explaining WHB devils's kinks(since they all have a scientific names on their character introductions)
I can't belive I became active again just to make this post but yea. Anyway since the game is coming out soon,I wanted to make this post to explain their cannon fetishes(and to also boink everyone,since some of them are pretty.......terrifing)(Also a lot of ophilia words)
Anyway let's cut to the chase!
Starting off with Satan and his devils,we have:
Sitri! He's into cardiophilia-fixation on heartbeats and hearts.(okay pretty tame,would probably love cuddling)
Belial has discophilia-love of record sounds and record music (still quite tame,maybe a bit weird)
Leraye with his keraunophilia-sexual attraction to thunder and/or lightning(kinda weird that he get's aroused by thunder but we don't kink shame)
Astaroth with narratophilia-sexual attraction to words and stories,normally dirty ones(omg he's into dirty talk and fanfictions!Honestly who can blame him)
Zagan coming in with kinesophilia-sexual attraction to movement and exercise(oh so he's into working out and sweat....intresting)
Lastly Paimon with haematophilia-attraction to blood(also yes even tho this looks and sounds like a girl,he's actually a guy. Also I have a feeling he would love period oral)
And we can't forget about the king himself Satan,who's into spanking! Pretty self explanitory. (He's probably an ass guy)
Let's move on to Mammon with his gold diggers(not actully but you get what I mean):
First we have Bimet who has timophilia-arousal from gold or wealth(wow an actual gold digger,must be very happy when he looks at his own feet)
Then there's this cutie! Eligos with his diaphanophilia-Sexual fondness for viewing nudity through diaphanous fabrics such as veils, underwear,baby dolls etc.(.....trust me I'm just as confused as you are about the baby doll part)
Lastly the king of greed Mammon with pygophilia-arousal for buttocks(Oh he's the ass man!)
(Also I found out about Valefor's kink but don't have any images.He's into autoplushophilia-arousal from imagining you're a plush toy(legit he's so knightly and want to be a teddy bear!So cute!!!))
Continuing with Envy's devils!:
First off...Foras who's into scopophilia-attraction to looking at naked bodies or watching others in the act(....he's that shadow you feel when you're changing clothes)
Next this slay,Barbatos with that extra heliophilia-attraction to sunlight(this bitch apperantly wants to photosynthesise)
The man who inspired me to do this...Glasyalabolas with necrophilia-(if you're wondering why that word sounds familliar it's because it's attraction to dead bodies......yea....moving on!)
Lastly the king of envy,Leviathan with that breath control-choking and controling your or his breathing if it wasn't clear enough.(why do all the kings have the normal ones,kinda suprising)
Next on the plate we got Beelzebub with his little mafia bosses!(also what are those skin tight pants that they're wearing?)
The biggest Beel shenanigans supporter Bael who also has olfactophilia-arousal of human smeels and odors(....the only man who doesn't mind if you didn't shower for years. Also he can apperantly even cosplay Beel for you)
Next up Stolas who's into pecattiphila(oh sounds italian)-arousal from an act that one belives is a sin(damn he must really love being a devil then,I have a feeling he's also into virgins)
Next up the dog himself,Naberius who likes autozoophilia-sexual arousal from.....being an animal(yes....he's into pet play apperantly)
Following up is Amon(also nice collar) who likes harmatophilia- sexual arousal from incompetence or mistakes, usually made by a woman(*cough* he would love me cuz I'm useless-*cough*)
Ending this pack of wolves with Beelzebub himself who's into olfactophilia-same as Bael,this man likes smelly humans(also what the heck are those things on his knees?!)
Moving on to the fallen angel Lucifer and all the healers he took!
(bro you okay?) First off we have Morax who apperantly loves stigmatophilia-arousal from piercings and tattoos(understandable,he like that little bad boy/bad girl types)
(oh nice muscle titties) Next up Buer with doraphilia-affection towards fur and skins off animals(damn him and Neu-something would get along nicely)
Moving on to Marbas with that touch of merinthophilia-being tied up....probably into shibari as well
Finishing this batch of bad boys with Lucifer himself! Who also has dacryphilia-arousal from tears and sobbing(oh kinky....but damn kinda evil)
Continuing with the boys that make me the most uncomftrable,Asmodeus's demons(unfortunatelly we don't have any more kings,maybe they will come after the game releases)
The most disturbing one for the start,Ronove with his...acrotomophilia-fetish for....amputees(look I don't kink shame but-)
Next up this disaster of a guy,Dantalian who likes autassassinophilia-sexually aroused by the risk of being killed.(also him x theraphy sounds like a pretty nice ship)
(sir don't look at me like that) Phenix,with his pretty tame morphophilia-interest in sexual partners whose body characteristics (e.g., height, weight, skin and hair color) are different from one's own.(basiclly a size kink but with other versions of it. Also...um...is he always cumming? How are his clothes not damp?)
Next up the last sin on the list,Belphegor's demons(kinda love them actually)
Starting with smarty pants,Gusion and his saphiophilia-romantic attraction based on someone's intelligence(damn it he's into nerds)
Following up with Bathin's hodophilia-someone who loves traveling(don't know how to involve this one into the bedroom....playing beach house?....doing it in a winter jacket?...)
Now for my favorite traumatized boy, Andrealphus with his...god...oculophilia-arousal from eyes and.....licking eyes(god why are you so hot yet have one of the weirdest kinks?! What are you?Jobin?!)
Dang it! I will have to make a part 2 for the angels,since I can only add 30 pictures!
Anyway I hope you enjoyed my little presentation,sorry it's so long!
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might i request ur thoughts on cock warming the whb kings + amon perhaps
Bark bark bark cockwarming!!!
Aaa
Whb Kings+Amon
Cockwarming reaction!
NSFW mdni
You ended up tying him down because he didn't want to be a good boy and sit there patiently.
Satan
To his credit, he did last for a little while. You heard all the delicious sounds he made while his hands roamed and groped your body. It felt good at first. A feeling he had never felt before, their walls snug around his cock; he felt so warm, so hard. But after a while, it became agony. Especially when you would clench around him; you felt so good... All he wanted to do was move. He was gritting his teeth, grumbling in protest when you would discipline him for pushing his hips against you.
Oh yeah he can get behind this, He can't stop running his fingers over the little bulge in your tummy from his big heavy cock nothing right up against your warm walls. Look at you sitting pretty in his lap your ass on display for him to grab. And the best part is, He could admire all his possessions while you use him like one.
Mammon
You're 100% in control of this large beast of a man, even though it really doesn't feel like it. Especially when his big cock stretches you so good even when you're not moving, every twitch makes you clench and gasp.
This is terrible! But it's so good. Oh Fuck- you're clenching! And his eyes are rolling back. It hurts so good! He doesn't even remember the last time he has been this hard. Hes fucking throbbing. That you feel so warm. Every slightest movement which he hates so much, because it's not fair! He's so jealous that you're still allowed to move your hips even though he can't move it all. But he can't tell you to stop. Because when you do move ever so slightly, that painful, heated pleasure hits him tenfold. He's losing his mind and it's your fault! He's almost at his limit if you move one more time, He's going to throw you down and fuck you till you pass out.
Leviathan
What the fuck, is this torture?! Please!! Please move he'll do anything!! Beel is whimpering begging moaning for you to move your hips. Tied down with no real way to move, He realized on you for his pleasure; too bad you're a sick and twisted human!!
Beelzebub
You feel so good, so tight, so warm. He wants more!! He needs more! Like Satan you had to tie him down and he still tries to move his hips. Acting more like a beast than a devil his eyes glazed over with lust. There was nothing left but hunger has he still tries to struggle and break the binding so he could fully have you.
His nose nuzzling into your shoulder, His arms wrapped tightly around you pulling you against his naked body, his hand slowly roaming every part of your body feeling every part of your soft comfy skin as he lays against it like a pillow. His cock at home deep inside you, so warm so soft.
Amon
"mmh So good for me."He murmurs against your neck. He could fall asleep like this. He wishes all of his naps were like this.
Now that he knows that something like this exists. That he could just stay inside you for however long he wants; fucking you and resting at the same time, that he could fall asleep and feel this good at the same time.
He wants to have you on his cock always. When you're sitting down next to him Amon will rap an arm around you pulling you closer. Trying to convince you to warm his cock for a while.
So sinful, how is he supposed to pay attention to his paperwork while you're sitting so pretty in his lap. You're so small and you fit around him so good. Your skin is so soft. The softest thing he have ever felt in his life as an angel and a devil. With his arm wrapped around you his head buried in your hair the pen scrabbling on the paper begins to slow. A whimper escapes his throat as he tries to grind himself deeper.
Lucifer
"You're not supposed to move."You say with a cute smile that's sinful looking your eye that he is grown to love.
#smut#whb beelzebub#whb satan#whb#what in hell is bad#whb x reader#whb lucifer#whb leviathan#whb amon#smut otome#adult otome game#whb fanfic#whb headcanons#whb x mc#what in “hell” is bad?
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Whb iceberg.
We start from curiosities, data that we can realize at first sight and descend to the murky ones. I clarify that I will also attach non-canon theories.
• In hell, a hundred years have passed since Solomon disappeared, while, on earth, since 931 BC.
• Not only Solomon, but also God and Lilith.
• Satan has a barcode on his arm, and sleep with his eyes open.
• Death does not exist in Paradise Lost, because of Gamigin.
• Beel left Abyssos since Solomon's disappearance.
• Orias will never stop consuming souls. Youth is never eternal, and by obtaining Levi's soul, it would only stop it for a while.
• Satan has confirmed that he has lost his home.
• Angels can also be humanized.
(Theory)
• Ark Academy and whb are connected.
• Solomon also had to drink human semen to stay in hell.
• Demons are infertile. Except for kings, because they have enough power not to use Lilith.
• All six deadly sins are needed to defeat Lucifer.
• Demons and angels can change shape. It influence their emotions.
• Bael tries to be a copy of Beel. He must follow the shape-shifting, from hair dyeing to limb mutilation, because he made a deal.
• Minhyeok is no longer human. Due to Mc's deal with Satan, nothing can kill him while it is in effect.
(Theory)
• Gamigin and Serenade will never see each other again. Since they reside in different realities.
(Theory)
• Beel wants to eat Mc.
(Theory)
• Morax's skill. Absorbs wounds, even if they are fatal.
• Beel has eaten angels.
• Solomon can possess the bodies where his soul resides.
• In hell, crimes of all kinds can be committed, without being punished. This also applies in heaven.
• Bael's comic. He almost died for impersonating Beel. Still can't explain what happened.
• Solomon has all the filias. Even the most questionable ones.
• Angels have orgies.
• Christmas cards. It's sexual abuse.
• Leviathan is the first, and the one who has forced Mc the most to have sex.
• Beel has died thousands of times because of angels.
• Death lines. Canonically they die in battle.
• The Glassyalabolas filia.
• Solomon knows what happened to Lilith and God.
• Fruit of the tree of knowledge.
• God and Lilith are dead.
(Theory)
• The real Gamigin committed suicide.
• Ronove is going to take the fingers from Mc's corpse.
• Leviathan was going to end Solomon's lineage.
• Kamikaze angels.
• Jjok was abandoned in the forest to die.
• Buer, Morax and Marbas have died hundreds of times.
• Satan has anger problems that can kill Mc.
• Mammon and Valefor could kill Mc by accident if they apply the wrong force.
• Angelification is so painful that it breaks a demon's mind.
• Mc has a high probability of dying if ignores where may or not be in Paradise Lost. This implies that Lucifer can kill anyone with just a voice command.
• Demons were the first to experiment with angels.
• The massacres of the angels. This includes the demonic, angelic race and the near extinction of dragons.
• Andre's past. (He carried his twin's head for days.)
• The archangels will never get the punishment they deserve.
• Leviathan and Orias' constant abuse on the farm.
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Does anyone else have any interesting or shady data?
It took me a day to gather information in my head, but that's it! I appreciate knowing that the shape-shifting is different, between angels, and Beel's camp.
Edit: Yeah, as soon as I realize my man is a walking red flag, it's confirmed that Levi baby never tries to have a forceful response from Mc, or tries to get her to ask him first.
#whb#what in hell is bad#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb satan#whb mammon#whb solomon
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MC: If you all have titles, then I want one too!
The five kings: ...
MC: Call me, "Hellbent!!"
The five kings: ...
Beelzebub: Oh! I get it!! Cause we bent you like a pretzel while fuck-
Leviathan: Don't encourage them!
#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#whb sins#whb kings#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb mc#whb nonsenses
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WHB Incorrect quotes#28 Humans...
Gremlin!Mc: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes!
Mam: Wow, I've gotta hear this~
Gremlin!Mc: So back on earth, I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share
Luci: You forgot pride...
Gremlin!Mc: No, I'm pretty proud of that
#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad x reader#what in hell is bad x mc#whb#whb mc#gremlin mc#whb mammon#whb lucifer#whb mammon x reader#whb mammon x mc#whb lucifer x reader#whb lucifer x mc#gremlin mc supremacy#whb fluff#whb incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hello! I really love your works sm, can i request a sfw or nsfw head cannons of the angels from WHB? Thank you!!
I’m so glad you liked them!! So I’m tryna write the angels as best I can Gabriel is the only one I’ve met outside of a event, I’ve seen the other two in the Halloween event! I like em but ngl they have…unique kinks I needed to google hifth
I hope you enjoy!!
Over all cw: blaspheme (I think?? ((Angels worshiping you)), death (not main characters), abuse of power
Sfw/nsft hcs on Angels!
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Gabriel
Cw: inappropriate boners,
He basically a guard dog standing over your shoulder 24/7 to keep you safe, he calls you his ‘Lord/Lady/Highness’ and has an army of angels who think the same of you
He’s not very affectionate but if you just say ‘hold me/my hand’ or ‘kiss me’ he’d do it in a heart beat. As his God he only wants you pleased
He’s a terrible cook and somehow steals food and is terrifying good at getting away with it (it must be an angel thing??) he dosent even lie saying he made it, he’s just vague where it came from (only once have you caught him in the act and you made him apologize, but the person gave him the food regardless)
He dust a lot in your home and you cant help but notice the ‘home made’ duster he ‘found’ has feathers matching his wings…
Nsft
Canon Kink: Hierophilia; deriving sexual pleasure from religion, religious places and objects as well as find the act itself religious
He enjoys watching you participate in religious activities…maybe too much. He also finds pleasure in treating you as his god.
You jokingly thought of making him go to church, only for him to jump at the chance. He lowkey regretted it when you didn’t touch him, and made him stay squirming in his seat instead of helping him get off. He for whatever reason thought you’d let him jerk off or would touch him yourself as you were holy, nothing you did was wrong but…touching himself in this place is
You’ve actually caught him touching himself to you praying before, he got bashful upon getting caught but you swear you’ve heard him doing it after that, you just don’t catch him in the act (though you’ve caught him awkwardly standing by and adjusting himself)
He’s got a adorablely small and sensitive cock and he genuinely doesn’t need it touched to cum, roll it between your fingers for a few minutes and he’s trembling as he spills out all his cum
Michael
Cw: murder, inappropriate boners
He’s strict with everyone around you, but not you, in his eyes you are the law since he serves only you, you cant do wrong
He’s terrible if you have guest, he demands they now to you and though he’ll settle if you tell him to, he watches them like a hawk and makes sure nothing gets out of hand
You see that leash? If you get mad and pull on it, he will calm down and you have his full attention, give it another tug downwards, and he’ll drop to his knees in front of you, and anyone else in the room
He likes brushing and styling your hair, he’ll try to help you bathe, insisting you don’t need to lift a finger, he will take care of everything, just relax
Nsft
Canon Kink: Erotophonophilia; ‘Muder kink’, deriving sexual gratification from killing or watching someone get killed (BOY IS THIS A HARD KINK TO CASUALLY WORK WOTH)
If push comes to shove he has a habit of killing people who harass you too much/threaten you, but he gets…really excited afterwards and is pressing his thighs together to hide his erection, especially if you’re clearly not in the mood
You’ve seen him get in fights while still aroused from the last kill an honestly, when in public you sometimes just force a chastity cage on him to discourage him acting out
Though he believes self pleasure, or just the act in general is…sinful, he will do anything for you with no qualms, he only feels good when you touch him anyway
He suffered from wet dreams whenever you’re around him or he has objects with your scent
When he want to fool around desperately he will walk right up to you, kneel and beg you to touch his neither regions, stroking, slapping, pinching, doesn’t matter as long as you touch him
Raphael
Cw: messy kitchens, messy person, furniture abuse,
He’s messy and kinda gets annoying at times since he discovered how much fun it is to smash condiment packages
He’s good about cleaning, and he even cooks to make up for the mess…but he’s a sloppy cook too but at least it’s not intentional this time
He doesn’t understand that the furniture isn’t trying to hurt you and doesn’t need to be punished. He’s broken threee tables, one bed post and five chairs since he’s moved to being your ‘Guardian Angel’, all for tripping you or you stubbed your toe on them
He’s not affectionate but he’s not distant, he just follows your lead, he stands close by and if you ask him to come over he flops in your lap and looks up at you like a puppy. He likes when you watch tv and let him lay across your lap, he falls asleep easily that way
Nsft
Canon Kink: Automysophilia; getting sexual gratification from defiling oneself, being dirty or defiled
He enjoys getting messy with cum, blood, dirt, just about anything. He will be blissed if you strip him and cover him in…well it’s up to you ;)
He has no qualms with jerking off in front of you if you don’t want to touch him while he’s too messy, but he wants you to be fully clothed while he’s sprawled out naked in front of you
He’s fucked slime before since it feels…weirdly good around his shaft, to the point he gets excited when he sees it around the house. You had to punish him for thinking he could ‘fool around’ with it then hide it away again
He’s got a very sensitive halo, while other angels get off to them being touched like a devils horns, he avoids it since it brings him to his knees in seconds
#what in hell is bad#whb#Gabriel#Raphael#sub Gabriel#Michael#sub michael#sub raphael#dom reader#Gabriel x reader#raphael x reader#michael x reader#headcannons#nsft#sub whb Gabriel#sub whb Michael#sub whb Raphael
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Whenever I think of WHB ,horny thoughts starts to appear sooooooooo…..
Can you pretty please do a hc of how the kings would eat you out?
(Sure XD)
- Female body, Eating out, fingering, biting/nibbling, spanking-
MINORS DNI
Satan pulls back from you as he allows his fingers to pump in you. Him eating you out is the same as him doing anything. It's somewhat aggressive, but also intimate and softer than usual when it comes to you. He made bite marks and hickeys all over your leg before diving in. Giving your slit an experimental lick while grinning at your actions. "Better not cover that mouth. I want to hear all of you.", he says before sucking softly on your clit meanwhile his hands travel along the marks on your legs. He placed your legs on his shoulders and kept them still as he started to get more aggressive. He nibbled, he sucked harshly and he fingered you roughly. Of course, he kept checking on you to see if you were alright with all of this. He would also lightly tap your clit when you're near. And he'll spank you sometimes of course since it's his kink. You'll know when he plans on doing it when his hands trace over your legs towards your ass.
Bonus 1: He'll bring his fingers to his lips and lick them off while degrading AND complimenting you. "You taste better than I imagined. Let's see how much more I can draw out of someone as sinful as you..."
Bonus 2: He would deny your orgasms. Especially if you're getting angry about it. He loves seeing you angry and needy.
Beelzebub wasted no time while eating you out. He kissed a path toward your privates before sucking harshly on your clit. He is the most aggressive when it comes to eating you out. Mostly because he loves the sounds you make and the way you taste. He glances up at you and makes eye contact with you. He prefers you to lie on your back so he could do this. It also makes it possible for him to do whatever he wants to do when eating you out. He usually lets his tongue do most of the work, but at times he'll use his fingers while sucking your clit, he'll then pull away and mock you for enjoying him this much. He even considers using his nose against your clit while his tongue penetrates you. He becomes faster and harsher when he feels that you're close. You'd think that he'd be done after making you cum once, but he actually loves doing this to you for a few rounds. He'll only stop when he feels painfully hard and needs to get off himself. "Enough of that. You can choose... Do you want to taste me or do you want to skip to me fucking your brains out?" He has some attitude, but it's most visible when he's feeling needy himself.
Bonus 1: He loves it when he feels your legs tighten around his face.
Bonus 2: If he had a face position to do this it would be 69. He just likes to feel your lips around him while he tastes you. But he also loves to make a mess out of you while holding himself back from actually banging you.
Leviathan is soft and caring when he does it, but still gets the job done. He kisses your tighs and at times leaves lovebites on them. He wants to hear you moan and praise him when he eats you out. Not because he thinks that he's bad at it, but because his jealousy gets the better of him. He NEEDS to know that he's doing good. He doesn't do this a lot, because he envies how much you enjoy it. The times that he does do it is when he feels like he needs to pleasure you more. All the other times he'll use his fingers. But he has to admit, he loves to see you look down at him when he's eating you out. At the same time, his jealousy would scream at him. He at times would wish that he was you in the moment. Or he wishes to be sucked off rather than him eating you out when he sees how much pleasure you have.
Bonus 1: He kisses your thighs and praises you when you cum. "Are you ready for something else now?", he'll say as he places a kiss on your thigh.
Bonus 2: He gets aggressive when eating you out if he was jealous before eating you out.
Mammon, the ass lover, needs you to bend down across the bed or on a desk. His horns, unlike the other three kings, make it somewhat hard for him to comfortably eat you out while you lay on your back. So, he pushes and bends you over a desk before kneeling down and spreading your ass cheeks and folds. Not only does he get to pleasure you and taste you, but he also gets a better view of your ass. It's a win for him. His hands would travel over your ass to your folds. Spreading them before leaning in for an experimental lick. A smirk appeared on his face when he heard you gasp. He dives in and sucks on your opening. he would use his tongue or fingers to penetrate you. It doesn't matter to him what he uses as long as he can make you cum. He does this a few times and uses his fingers to stretch you out. He sometimes teases you and would laugh when you try to move on his fingers or when you ask for more than his fingers. "I know that you're needy, but you need some preparation before taking all of me.", he'll say.
Bonus: he'll sometimes squeeze your buttcheeks.
#whb#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb asks#whb satan#whb beel#whb leviathan#whb mammon
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WHB Theory: Vessels of God's Sinful Emotions
A theory I have after reading Chapter 5 and discussing with @sparkbeast20
This post ofc will contain spoilers up to Chapter 5 and religious theme
(God, please forgive me for writing this because I have to use Your name for PB's fictional version of You)
God possesses sinful emotions
Firstly, in Story 5-64, we have Bimet says God was greedy and jealous, meaning he had Greed and Envy, to which Glasyalabolas replies by saying God possessed other deadly sins as well, namely rage/Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, arrogance/Pride. He fails to mention Lust but we still don't know whether it has a deeper meaning or it's just Glasya is making examples and Lust just happens to not be in the examples listed.
Theory
I. God doesn't want these sinful emotions
My theory, God doesn't want the sinful emotions in him. There may be several reasons, maybe because he doesn't want sins, we all know too well why the Seven Deadly Sins are preached against and virtues are praised in real life, the consequences of the Deadly Sins are evil things such as murder, rape, oppression, corruption and many other evil actions. So God decided to keep the virtues within himself while removing the sins. But since those deadly sins are attributes of God, he couldn't just remove them and throw them away carelessly, he needed something to store them.
II. The 7 Kings were created directly by God, not through a pair of parents
We do know that devils don't give birth, but having their children made according to their likeness by Lilith. Even so, the devil child is considered children of the parents who requested Lilith to make a child. Some of the nobles have been proven to be born in this way (Andrealphus, Amon, Buer). Exception is the Unholyc, born through the union of Asmodeus and a human female, their case is procreation just like human.
However, my theory that I have been telling my friends since months before the game's release and the kings are created directly by God.
In Story 5-86, we have an NPC angel telling us about the rumors that subject no. 87 (Leviathan) was created carefully by God. My point here is why is this angel saying God "created it carefully", aren't all created by God? Why making the difference? So there are at least 2 different ways in which one is created by God. The superior one is that one's body and soul are both crafted by God directly. The inferior one is that one's body is created by God but indirectly through procreation of the parents (as in the case of human) or Lilith (as in the case of normal and noble devils), God only infuses the soul the moment life begins.
In Story 5-96, Valefor says that it's difficult to create a body equals or surpasses one that God created for Mammon. (My opinion: it's impossible lol). So Mammon's no different from Levi that he had his body created by God directly.
If it has been the case with two of the seven kings, I think it's safe to assume it applies to other kings too. Lucifer's a little different because he was an angel but since he was God's favorite Seraph, I think he falls into the same category of having the privilege of having God created his body directly.
Another proof is that you have never heard the kings mentioning a parent. For some of the nobles, their parents were mentioned (Buer, Amon, Andre, etc.) But for the kings, just no mention of parents at all (excluding Levi because he was kidnapped as a child), even though devils are immortal (they only die if they are wounded in a battle or a serious accident).
III. God created the 7 Kings for a very special purpose
The next question is why did God have to create them directly, different from all the others? It's understandable if they were the first generation demons whom God needed to create directly then let them make/give birth to the next generation, who would make/give birth the generation after that and so on. However, the kings are not first generation demons, there are demons who are older than them (Gusion is one example). So there must be a special reason why the kings got such a special treament.
Returning to what I was saying at the start, God wanted to remove the sins and he needed something to store the sins. And God, being the omnipotent Creator, he could create the solution himself by making 7 vessels to store the sins. And since demons/devils were made with evil attributes, the vessels were created living devils. And because they are devils keeping God's Deadly Sins inside, they are stronger than any other devils, and God made them kings. Remember the kings and the nobles keep saying they were chosen by God to be kings and nobles but they don't know why. I think the kings are appointed kings to hide the facts they are vessels storing God's Deadly Sins, this only God knows (perhaps Solomon too since God favors our peepaw).
In Lucifer's case, he was created an angel, yes, but remember, God can foresee the future. To explain it in religious term, God can see all the possibilities but he knows which possibility will become the future with 100% precision. God saw Lucifer falling and included him in the grand plan so he only needed to create 6 vessels more beside Lucifer (remember God had Sloth so it makes quick work for him).
IV. The kings are the original and only deadly sins
So that lets to another point of mine, which is the current 7 Deadly Sins are the original and only Seven Deadly Sins and kings of Hell. There is no king before them.
V. Sinful Divine Power
In Story 4-87, after hearing MC could die by Levi's hands, Satan gives in to his rage too much that it affects the surrounding environment, even nearly killing other devils, the only devil who isn't affected is Mammon, another king and Satan's equal.
Since the Deadly Sins came from God, if the kings don't or can't put their sins in check, they could bring disaster, even upon devils who they are supposed to protect.
VI. With Divine Power comes Divine Knowledge
Leraye tell us in the chatroom that only the 7 Deadly Sins know why God disappeared. It could be understood that God told the Sins why he had to go or they saw what happened to him. But I believe in another possibility. God disappeared mysteriously, no one knows where he has gone or why he disappeared, but since the 7 kings have with themselves the sinful attributes of God, they get a glimpse of divine knowledge on why God disappeared.
In the event "Where is Beelzebub?", Beelzebub says while Bael is sleeping about "things that are going to happen soon", which could be understood to be about MC/us. So how could he know that? I used to think Lucifer told him, of which I got the impression after knowing he owes Lucifer something. But could it be that he knows about MC from the Divine Knowledge in which he gets to participate. (Tbh, now I think about it, if Lucifer told him, then where did Lucifer get the info from, God doesn't seem like the kind to tell him, given how he let him fall, so Lucifer must have known it from the Divine Knowledge of his Pride too).
In conclusion, the 7 Deadly Sins are living vessels of God's sinful emotions. And thanks to that, they get access to powerful divine abilities.
That's all I'm able to put down from my brain for now. Please let me know what you guys think <3
#what in hell is bad#whb#whb theory#whb satan#whb mammon#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb lucifer#whb theories
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WHB tumblr fandom please forgive me for I have sinned
I have created this abomination that I have named: Satoru Gojo's Origins
#what in hell is bad#whb ronove#whb barachiel#This has been the worst thing I have ever created with my own fingers#But oh well there's no turning back#Fuck I think I got Barachiel's hair wrong
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ʚ✿⚘ Forbidden Fruit ⚘✿ɞ
Welp I was very busy this Kinktober thanks to WHB. More headcanons, anyone?? (*-`ω´- )
Characters:: Bathin, Marbas, Barbatos, Naberius, Satan, Zagan, Astaroth
Note:: Nsfw, pls take note of each character’s paraphilia before reading, MINORS DNI
♡ Bathin usually travels alone, but he is always open to your company. He will prioritize scenic routes and hidden gems, anything to make your journey more exciting. Once the moon rises, the two of you can take evening strolls, compare the night sky to Niflheim’s, and savor each other’s presence in an otherwise unfamiliar place. Not to mention the hours spent in your hotel room—there is a reason why you always share a bed.
♡ Technically, Marbas can undo his restraints during meals, but that hasn’t stopped you from offering your help. Hand-feeding him takes less time, after all, especially with candy or fruit. And it means you can tease him by sitting on his lap, tracing his lips for stray crumbs, getting your fingers sticky with his favorite strawberry caramel. Neither can he stop you when you pull him into a sweet kiss, slipping an aphrodisiac into his mouth~
♡ Barbatos likes to see you at different times of the day. Noon, illuminated in radiant sunshine. Sunset, colored in light and shadow. Night, when your visage is painted in the soft shades of borrowed sunlight. In return for indulging his kink, he will be the one to provide sunscreen and thoroughly apply it to your skin. Now he just needs to coax you into sunbathing with him; the both of you would look beautiful against the roses.
♡ Naberius is weak to pet play. There are many ways to rile him up, from soft headpats to harsh commands to a personalized collar engraved with your initials. And what is the best form of control if not Pavlovian conditioning? All it takes is the sound of his name spoken in your voice, in a stern tone used only during sex, for his animalistic urges to take over. “Hey, Naberius, have you forgotten who your owner is? …Oh? That’s my good boy~”
♡ The easiest way to end an argument with Satan is through makeup sex. Depending on the seriousness of the issue, he can’t help but feel turned on by your wrath—directed at him, no less. He hasn’t even apologized before you’re already at his throat, a slap to his face followed by a passionate kiss. To which he smiles and kisses you back, biting your lip hard enough to draw blood. You truly are an interesting human~
♡ Zagan is attentive to your physical mannerisms, which makes it easy for him to gauge your emotions. Every shudder, every flicker of discomfort, spurs him to stop moving and ask if you’re okay, if you need a breather, if he has failed as your lover. Do reassure him, won’t you? His skill is also useful during workouts! He will examine your form, manually adjust your body, and, in a shy voice, propose a final exercise in his bedroom.
♡ Astaroth’s favorite pastime is to read a book while you cockwarm him. The experience can only be described as your personal hell—fleeting touches, the spikes of his leg harness, his velvety voice narrating a tale of dark romance. How long will your patience last? Has corruption ever tasted this sweet? Don’t worry, he promises to reward you once the story is over. A beautiful rose is not without thorns, just like the flowers tainted by original sin.
♡
Still hornii?? Read my other WHB fics <3
Cheers to Marbas and Astaroth getting more headcanons after Dance with the Devil. Can y’all tell how thirsty I was when I wrote their parts?? Huhuhu _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
Special thanks to @diodellet for beta-reading this and rejuvenating me with your reaction to Naberius. And to my beloved readers, do rot in the tags/ comments and tell me which devil was your favorite. I cherish your feedback <3
Tag a WHB enjoyer!! @sparkbeast20 @2af-afterdark @dreamii-yume @yanmaresu @pinkaditty @h2o2-and-baking-soda @paradivis @gr0tesquerom4ntica @dobaekki @obeythisass @beelsjuicytitties @binar-es @ushitoshii @sulumuns-dootah @devilmen-collector @jazeswhbvault
#whb#whb x reader#what in hell is bad x reader#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb bathin#whb marbas#whb barbatos#whb naberius#whb satan#whb zagan#whb astaroth#bathin x reader#marbas x reader#barbatos x reader#naberius x reader#satan x reader#zagan x reader#astaroth x reader#spicy warning#mdni#g/n reader#jessamine-writing
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